Escaping A Mortar ATTACK
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- Опубліковано 21 гру 2024
- Are you ready for some serious laughs? Because we've compiled the funniest near death fails for your viewing pleasure! From epic faceplants to close calls with speeding cars, these clips will have you dying of laughter. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! Just don't try any of these stunts at home (or anywhere else for that matter). Trust us, you won't want to end up on this ultimate compilation of epic fails!
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DOGS or CATS who is better?!
i perfer dogs.
dogs
Dogs
Both bro, I have the dopest animals ever.....
Dog for sure
I love the automatic screaming at the beginning all the way to the end
😂😂
You know me lots and lots of screams and lots and lots of loud noises
@@nikkoortiz 😚
Ma-scream-gun
dogs
That cat gonna be like “Call an ambulance, but not for me.”
Cats for the dub
The thumbnail is super sad if you know the history behind it. The photo was taken by an Army combat cameraman during a live fire exercise in 2013, and the mortar tube exploded killing her and 4 ANA troops.
I’m not really sure what was funnier. Nikko’s absolute LOVE for cats or “I’ll fight a bear bro”😂
The cat love got me
it looks like the mortar strike took out the two dudes standing at the vehicles. it also looked like two rounds landed at roughly the same time. one on the vehicles and one behind the reporter smoking. the scariest part is you can see either shrapnel or asphalt or concrete debris pepper the bushes just 5 feet behind glasses man.
It landed next to the guy smoking, but somehow everybody was able to get away!
@@nikkoortiz Where did it occur?
@@drd675 Ukraine
Well, I responded to a late night 911 call (graves), where neighbors call in an unknown trouble complaint, all they could hear was an elderly lady screaming (who lived alone) and other subjects inside the home screaming. Upon arrival and charging in with backup, we found 2 male burglary suspects who had been attacking the elderly woman, they now were being attacked by her 3 Siamese cats, the suspects were arrested, yet have to go to the ER for stitches, before booking.
I often fall asleep listening to Unsubscribe podcast and almost everytime without fail, Nikkos videos will cue and start playing and I'm woken up by his shouting🤣🤣
Nikko is so fucking funny lmao
This guy😅
5:13 I feel like that cop just, didn't want to open the car door haha. It felt personal. She said "sheeeeet, I can't lift that, ima...take it slow" hahahahah
I was working right next to a dude that was buried alive in concrete. It actually happened six feet away from me. Dude slipped through the rebar and into a fresh pit about 20 feet deep while the pump kept pumping. Wet mud went over his head and me and two other dudes dug him out.
I call bs! You float in concrete so you don’t have to get “dug” out, you will pop out like a beach ball in water humans are way less dense than concrete. Unless you’re saying the rebar trapped him but he would have to slide under it then the concrete rise over him
@damonhicks969 he literally said that. He slipped thru the rebar into the pit and got comcrete poured over him. Buried alive doesn't mean full head to toe lmao
There is nothing more fearful and death experience than seeing a Mortar round coming towards you. Imagine if that was Artillery. It can literary let hell loose to you. Also stay awesome as always ♥
Ah, yes. Mortars. "The poor man's artillery." You should see the heavy mortars that the Soviets came up with. Those things are nuts and put German mortars to shame.
@@Gamerguy826Why the fuck do you type like a neckbeard? *Tips fedora* only an observation m'sir
Thank you for showing us how to close the baton and proving there is in fact no cool way to close those at all.
Love you bro happy New years 🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Happy New Years Golden!
Golden. I appreciate you! Always dropping the comment immediately.
The wizard part got me bad. That was so funny
i almost choked and died on OJ when he made the whale joke
I can't decide between the daily drive on the 110 fwy or fighting Armenians at work 🤐😜 love that Ortenergy bro 😁
you and them armenians...somebody gon get it! lol
@@mariedockery1126 they secretly love me.....😜
@@amandadelrio7113 i know babes
Details please ☺️
Amanda aye yo what kinda options is those wait what?! Lol I appreciate you!!
I love his energy it matches my mood😂❤
1:18 damn, that scooby doo van tho
10:20 you didn’t realize the bus hit the bear to stop it from eating the guy 😂
Back in April I pulled a driver from a burning truck. I can confirm that car windows are mad hard to brake.
Wow, salute to you. You are a very brave man. Respect!
Had seen a guy kick one in on one kick shit was wild
Keep a few spark plugs in ur glove box, easy way to shatter a window
Love you so much Nikko been watching you for a while thanks for uploads and podcasts your so ducking funny bro thanks for uploading
Thanks! More podcast episodes coming next week so excited!!
A medical examiner once told me that if you die alone in your house, your dogs will wait until they are literally starving before they start to eat you, cats on the other hand, will start eating you right away, even if they aren't even that hungry...so dogs for me
Yup cuts just don’t care they don’t love lol
If you dead anyway what's the problem? Don't you want your favourite cat to be well fed after you passed away?
I'll still take being a psychotic cat dad over being a doggy daddy
Thanks!
6:33 “Who smells like bacon now huh?! WHO!”
Hey nikko just know that you are actually an interesting UA-camr bro. I actually watch an entire vid without interest and you connect with you audience well. 😁
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we are a good bunch
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Lol I appreciate you! Just a normal dude out here reacting to random shit lol
@@nikkoortiz You know you should have been a marine with all that screaming
Nikkoooo I loveeee you and you’ve helped me figure what fatter I wanna take when I join the marines my junior year next year love youuu mannnn
Hey Nikko, I Love Your High Energy Your The Best.
Terri!!! We always gotta keep the crazy exciting energy up!
8:55 The fucking cayote dragged the fucking cat back under the table lmfao
0:12 I chocked while running to a ice cream truck today
Nikko keep up the good content can’t wait for that VR content
Thank you blake! I can’t wait to do more virtual reality stuff!
1:26. I know I am the civilian in this group but couldn’t they’ve been dialed in just because they’re using their cell phones?
4:53. PS thanks for the advice I’ll keep that in mind with my car. seriously
Dialed in is a term used when spotting with artillery like in that situation. Basically dialed in is when the 3-4 guys operating the artillery confirmed there were "targets" and continued firing. Thanks for asking though
I love your videos they always make me laugh! Cats rule!😹
Amy!!! Thank you for the support and being a member 🥹
dogs drool...tee hee!
1:45 the guy that got hit by the mortar round said “my hand my hand don’t touch my hand don’t touch my don’t touch my hand”
That’s definitely a coyote. And that’s one bad ass cat.😂
It was a dolphin I would know I looked it up in my tarot card collection
@@nikkoortiz you’ve been living inland to long 😂the dolphin is an aquatic mammal 😂
Dude, this title got me hyped
That explosion got me goin crazy!!
@@nikkoortiz Bro same, it blew up and I was like, YOOOO
A great upload like always
I appreciate you pipcor!!
Happy New Year Nikko. Cats: evil yes. Easy, yes Near death this week, a 540 on ice. 😂I pray you reach heights you've never dreamed. You deserve it. Always your favorite Nonna, B.
😂 it took that person FOREVER to bust that car window
Happy New Year Nikko 🎉🎉🎉 Hope you have an amazing year!!! Lets gooooo!!
Dam nikko these are crazy I'm a dog lover all the best
Dog love! 🐶
Same! Dogs all the day!
@@nikkoortiz Yup Nikko with the dogs!
Cat's are like that one guy everyone knows in basic that's like fuckin' 5'5" but they did MMA for 10 years or some shit and they start an after taps fight club because they're bored as shit, and what the fuck are you gonna do? make him stop? Snitch??? You just hope they don't get caught lol. FYI the one in my division did. 😂
Holy shit that’s such a good example!
Like four days ago rolled my car over and was perfectly fine actually a little bit better made me less sore xd
8:33 that's a coyote by the way dude I love your channel keep it up
Glad to see you blowing up brother! RLTW
I'd show Grandpa the mortar one and he's just stare at the wall for the past 30 minutes
Almost got run over by a Jeep while riding a bike as a kid.
Damn Maniac that’s crazy !
Damn....
You got run over by a car!
The baton got me weak AF 🤣
If your having a bad day please know we appreciate content and your awesome!!! Keep on keeping on if you can!!
Bro still got the green notebook from the military 😂
Navy: We aren't loving the near death fails content, we are loving you zaddy ;)
2:30 these were combat reporters
6:56 love it
The most near death experience this week I had to go to school
Swiiish & FLIICK! LMAOOOO
Love your videos 😆
1:38
Bro I'd be so scared I wouldn't be able to shit for days
i had a cat sleeping on my lap when you said cats or dogs 🤣
JUST LIKE ZOOLANDER BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Finally got his bear clip.🤣👍
Dude found your channel today. And I must say you are funny AF..😂 good work
Your commentaries are GOLD bro 😂😂😂 🐋🐋🐋
That’s not a dog attacking the cat it’s a coyote 😂😂
My craziest near death experience was getting run over by a speed boat at my buddies cabin. Guardian Angel was working overtime on that one.
8:16 funny enough. That’s a coyote. But my money is still on the car getting away.
Evil laugh intincifys while raining hell from the sky lol 😂 😅
4:16 that's literally my middle school.. great to know our police force is stronger than ever 🤗
8:21 dogs? My brother in christ, that isn't a dog, that is a coyote and the cat is going to die
hey Nikko its a cougar by the way. Love ur content
They pulled out the camera for the plot armour lmfao
dude knew where that mortar was gonna land.
I love your content gets me laughing every time 😂❤
Bro I love your energy why are u so calm on the unsubscribe podcast 😂😂😂
That mortor strike almost killed that dude. Not one but 2 times
The cop with the baton cracks me up
3:46 yes me at a trampoline park
Happy New Years bro hope 2023 is good to you! video about your experience working with the VA. The proper steps to go through while serving, what to know about visiting the va for the first time and how to bring claims forward.
I love your videos
THAT IS NOT A DOG 😂
3:59 I saw a friend get shot twice during a party so I was amazed to see him watching TV eating hospital food like nothing happened
Took it like a champ
cats because they dont wake u up at 6am to take a shit
Nikko, the newer cars now have tempered glass for the windows. It makes it harder for us first responders to bust out. Now we have to poke a hole and use an electric saw to cut the windows.
I was waiting for you to say there are sharks 🦈 in that water. 😂 Also, dogs rule!
Nikk i love your video's
Love your videos ahhhhhhhh
MORE BRUTALLY HONEST PODCASTS….PLEASE & THANK YOU. That’s your best content.
dogs! all the way but that was a coyote love your vids bro!
We all have been buried alive.....
Momas belly😂
My near death experience was my mental health😂
That awkward moment Nikko keeps calling a Coyote a Dog....
Craziest near-death experience this week was when I reported my teacher to the school board for threatening me, she didn't take kind to that...
I love them all especially my cat stormy and my dog Harley
Passenger on the Moped had a Final Destination Moment...my god.
He closed the baton like those toy lightsabers from 2010s
I'm pretty sure the "tiger" is actually a leopard. She probably has her cubs hidden somewhere in there and saw the cyclist as a threat.
Dogs. My near death experience is my math test
My cat has HALF DEVIL INSIDE IT!
9:12 its a coyote lol
that was a mountain lion😂😂
The boat really said if I go down you come with me
“Ill fight a bear bro.”
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