1:56 when I saw like almost a dozen security guards in just one mall, I thought "this has got to be in the Philippines". then I saw "Ayala Malls" and then I was "Knew it" 😂
Best present ever: Hand made wool socks. Worst gift: Helicopter toy that you attach to the roof with a string and it "flies" in circles with some speed. That shit knocked me out.
Watching this makes me so glad I got a tiny Xmas tree. My beardie dragon would've launched himself at the bigger one and tried to eat the lights. Don't need a disco in his belly...🙄 merry Christmas to you and your family! X
0:10 the worst gift I've gotten on Xmas day was finding out my gf was cheating and had 7 dude flirting with her on her phone threw social media, dating apps, and text on Christmas day.
See, we didn’t put up the tree this year because we have a 2 year old GSD, a just turned one shepsky and a toddler. Ain’t no way it was staying upright! Merry Christmas Nikko!
I'm not surprised about the delivery truck drivers throwing packages. I work at FedEx Ground as a package handler. Packages are constantly thrown, dropped, and avalanched in trailers.
Aussie Vet here. I was in Iraq 08 finishing my deployment near Christmas when i was told I would be deploying to Afghanistan after i did decompression in Kuwait. I finally got to see what Christmas looks like with snow, so I got that going for me which was nice. 😜
One Christmas, the kids got a letter from Santa explaining why they wasn't getting anything that year. My oldest was sad, my middle wanted to go back to bed and the youngest was mad. When they went back to their rooms, we put the presents back under the tree and let them open them.
In 1983 the cabbage patch doll was selling out and people had to wait in line for houses for one. I was 3, I was sick. I woke up and said “give me my doll bi*ch” to my mom. Unwrapped it and went back to sleep. 😂
What would you do for that PS5!? 😂😂
you. 🤣🤣🤣
@@morningstarreborn oh good lord!
nothing
Try me bro 😂😂
Slap the kid across the face and do some MMA or WWE crap on him
That PS5 kid man, such a brat lmao. They gone and spoiled him ten times too many 🤣 Happy Holidays to you Nikko and to everyone that's reading this ❤
he deserved an azzz b34tin!
Frohes Weihnachtsfest Happy!
Hallo happy Fröhliche Weihnachten und so wahr yeah have a great Christmas man
Frohe Weihnachten !
Nah, that kid is a future PC gamer 😉
Mr. Editor always does a great job. 🙂 Thank you Nikko for the smiles. Safe travels!
Nikko definitely doesn't surprise me having black air forces. He radiates savage energy
Divorce papers is probably the worst Christmas present I’ve ever got.
In 2017 I got my divorce papers in November, so early Christmas gift?
No it's the best present you've ever gotten . Now u can go live you best life. good luck 🤞😃
@@robertbartsch2145 Thanksgiving
@@sweetrolldealer yup
Your the greatest Nikko, As always it's great to see you. I hope you have a Merry Christmas❤🌲❤
"Just hire somebody" I'm a strong independent woman... and a cheap ass. 😅
Hope you have a great Christmas, Nikko!
Lmfaooo I feel you girl on the cheap ass part so I feel you 😂😂
@@nikkoortiz you give me the weirdest boners 🍆
My mother-in-law would have loved how you opened packages as a kid.
I wouldn't have been able to set down if I disrespected any gift. Thanks Dad 😂
facts!
Those Christmas trees are LIT.
1:56 when I saw like almost a dozen security guards in just one mall, I thought "this has got to be in the Philippines". then I saw "Ayala Malls" and then I was "Knew it" 😂
Best present ever: Hand made wool socks. Worst gift: Helicopter toy that you attach to the roof with a string and it "flies" in circles with some speed. That shit knocked me out.
Perfect vid for a lazy Friday ☺️ Merry Christmas ☃️ and thanks for allways putting a smile on my face Nikko!
That kid wouldn't be getting anymore presents until he's 60 and I'm dead
6:40 that kid is growing long white hair... 🤣
just master race things🤣
3:50 I’d never expect the most insane person here would open gifts so gently this 8:48 had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
That was a good one 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts so I made 8:48 into a youtube short and it out now
Literally have never known another person to open gifts carefully like that other than me lmao
Just started the video and it's already amazing
😂😂
4:02 I was the same way, didn't wanna make a mess with the wrapping so I'd find the seams and pull from there.
Watching this makes me so glad I got a tiny Xmas tree. My beardie dragon would've launched himself at the bigger one and tried to eat the lights. Don't need a disco in his belly...🙄 merry Christmas to you and your family! X
Thanks!
That noise she made 1:17💀☠️🤣🤣🤣😂🤚💨🤸♀️🤸♀️🎳🎳💢💢💥💥💥💣👀👁👁🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol taking pictures with pets sounds exactly what it'd be like taking pics with Nikko 😂😂
No worries, Nikko, I opened gifts the same way 😂
3:29 pops looked at that, was like "Never telling her I put that coal under the tree".
Santa getting some 👀
Santa clause was doing the THANG without ms clause
@@nikkoortiz ms clause gon beat dat azzzz
@@mariedockery1126 facts mama, facts....stay warm my girl
7:15 relatable asf with the flying drones on christmas😂
Love you Nikko keep up the good work
Love the Drunk ass Santa. LMFAO 🤣 Happy Holiday's/Mary Christmas
0:10 the worst gift I've gotten on Xmas day was finding out my gf was cheating and had 7 dude flirting with her on her phone threw social media, dating apps, and text on Christmas day.
Thanks for the laughs Nikko! Merry Christmas to you & your loved ones!
merry christmas brat!
3:59 that was what I always tried doing as a kid- though I was mostly impatient with it 💀
5:19 His navy size came out a little there😂
The fact that you open presents like that makes perfect sense, YOUR ARTISTIC!!!
3:30 WHERES MY MONEY SANTA, HUH? WHERES MY MONEY.
Keep it up 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yes!
Frankenstein...that's cool
Nikko! I also unwrap the Christmas gifts very slowly and carefully! Not because I care about a mess, but because I find in more satisfying 😂
Im too scared to brake whatevers inside
Brother I'm right there with you with the spinning heel kick
Santa drank too many spiked eggnogs before he crossed the threshold and fell! 😂🤣😂🤣
Love you videos Nikko hope you had a good Christmas 🫡
See, we didn’t put up the tree this year because we have a 2 year old GSD, a just turned one shepsky and a toddler. Ain’t no way it was staying upright! Merry Christmas Nikko!
When I was a kid, my grandpa taught me to open wrapping paper with a pocket knife so he could reuse the paper. It took FOREVER!!!!!
Merry Christmas Nikko and Chance
Happy Holidays Nikko I just lost my Grandfather on the 21st a few days ago and this is making me feel better with some laughs
3:55 I used to do the exact same thing. Slowly open my present lol
If you pause at 1:26 the Christmas lights and the front car tire spell "YOLO" lmao
5:25 speak for yourself man I think navy looking at it really good 😂
5:23 makes it seem like he was in the navy
I CREATED the navy what do you mean!
“Got for five dollars at Ross” killed me 😂
Lovin the vids Nikko!
PUGGY thank you so much for the support and I’m so happy y’all enjoy the videos!
2:18 long lived the king
Merry Christmas nikko i love how you explained how you would open your gifts
Also all I even ask for Christmas now is like sweatshirts and cargo pants
I'm not surprised about the delivery truck drivers throwing packages. I work at FedEx Ground as a package handler. Packages are constantly thrown, dropped, and avalanched in trailers.
1:28 that uuhhh makes it perfect
You usually make me laugh, but I am just too sad. Merry Christmas. Danilla loves your work btw.
3:11 this happened to us 3-4 times this year and was worse 😂
I love your videos
(Especially when the branches are like roommates)
Great videos Niko! Keep up the great work
🙌🙌
5:24
Navy's christmas cookies:
Nikko I love u man and thank u for ur support for our country
2:57 was the best moment (i died and i respawned)
That's Nkkos kid just beating up Santa hahahah
That last one got me 🤣
4:10 got a chucky doll cause on the corner it said “child’s play”
Merry Christmas Papito. I'm watching your face on the big screen: Sarge got me a Firestick for 🎄. All thanks to you. 🤣😚💙
Hope you have a Merry Christmas Nikko love you videos 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅
4:50 had me 😂
0:05 these speed clones man 🤦♂️
6:20 I would get smacked if I said that 😂😂
Bro, I thought I was the only one that neatly unwrapped presents growing up 😂
Ah I needed that good laugh, thank you
Santa got ran over by a drunk fuck just hit me way to hard😂😂😂
Aussie Vet here. I was in Iraq 08 finishing my deployment near Christmas when i was told I would be deploying to Afghanistan after i did decompression in Kuwait.
I finally got to see what Christmas looks like with snow, so I got that going for me which was nice. 😜
Merry Christmas nikko I hope you have a great one
Have a good one!
Thank you fire I hope you have a very merry Christmas!!
I still unwrap all my gifts that way, nicely 🤣. Do you Nikko, do you.
Aye Nikko, this really improved my day, from losing power, and it being -16° F. Have a great day
Ghost! where ya been?!
@@mariedockery1126 Spending quality time with my GF that I haven't seen in a while
@@GojoSwungg sweet!! Good to hear. and i know she appreciates it!
Hope your day keeps getting better!
@@nikkoortizshorts Danke
happy christmas Nikko
happy christmas nephew!
One Christmas, the kids got a letter from Santa explaining why they wasn't getting anything that year. My oldest was sad, my middle wanted to go back to bed and the youngest was mad. When they went back to their rooms, we put the presents back under the tree and let them open them.
This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Merry Christmas and happy holidays bro! Just wanna say thanks for all the laughs! This channel always puts a smile on my dile!
Funny video! Love it! Merry Christmas~
11:08 Santa also deserves a present 😏
Love you videos and keep up the good work👍
Best UA-camr so funny
Ace Ventura was more softer with those packages😂
Banger per the usual
My boy santa getting busy 😂
Lollllll 😂😂😂 these are effing great
Sup nikko keep up the good content
🙌🙌🙌
Broooo. That’s exactly how I opened my wrapped Christmas gifts too
Love your hoodie.
🙌🙌
Ayeeee we back
Ah I got some catchin up to do man, much love ♡
Drunk santa was great xD
MOMMYY DADDYYYY!!!!!! Miss you Nikko
In 1983 the cabbage patch doll was selling out and people had to wait in line for houses for one. I was 3, I was sick. I woke up and said “give me my doll bi*ch” to my mom. Unwrapped it and went back to sleep. 😂
Thanks for bringing me the laughter I needed today bro, Merry Christmas 🎄
You’re a god send for the grandma who wants to save the wrapping paper for next year
😂😂 we shoulda got the abor...beeeeeeeep
Lmfaoo had to lay out all the options 😂😂
9:08 The dude probably he's like "... F£@k"
Man down man down medic 😂