What the HELL is El Arca de Noe? (Furry Noah's Ark)

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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2018
  • Who thought that combining fursonas with a Bible story was a good idea? This is one of the strangest movies I've seen. I never thought I would witness the Biblical story of the flood featuring a bunch of saucy cat girls
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  5 років тому +11917

    Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie!
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  • @winteriris13
    @winteriris13 5 років тому +8013

    *girlfriend freaking dies *
    lion dude: well that sucks, I guess you gotta replace her now

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 5 років тому +820

      Actually realistic lion behavior... XD

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +670

      Thats actually the most realistic animal behavior in the film...next to the Donkey fucking anything he can.
      And Deer are sluts

    • @queenpeach6881
      @queenpeach6881 5 років тому +262

      Oompa-loompas: *D a n c e s*

    • @felixfdsj6808
      @felixfdsj6808 5 років тому +38

      liking because y'know homestuck and shit (besides its a good comment

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 років тому +61

      @@queenpeach6881 Oompa-Loompa, figgle-dee-fy, you wanted sum fuk, now she went to die.

  • @seanshogun1957
    @seanshogun1957 4 роки тому +5874

    Saber: her hips are huge
    Deviantart: this isn’t even my final form

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 2 роки тому +1582

    I love the joke about mythical creatures staying behind because they didn’t believe in Noah. That’s shockingly clever.

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 8 місяців тому +11

      Would be a clever way for young earth creationists to reconcile the dinosaur contradiction

    • @Bully_Biscuit
      @Bully_Biscuit 8 місяців тому +52

      @@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.

    • @gimo6881
      @gimo6881 6 місяців тому

      I already see some of that in Fantasy 2000

    • @Cicada2204
      @Cicada2204 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Bully_BiscuitUnicorns are actually referenced in the bible you know

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 2 місяці тому +2

      This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.

  • @olliecherpuzi5045
    @olliecherpuzi5045 2 роки тому +527

    No matter how you feel about this movie, the mythical creatures denying the ark was a stroke of genius.

  • @matttheheckingweeb3462
    @matttheheckingweeb3462 5 років тому +16899

    In this movie, you can tell which female characters are relevant from their hip size

    • @clau9689
      @clau9689 5 років тому +1036

      Kind of reflects real life in a weird way :v

    • @noneofyourbusiness2992
      @noneofyourbusiness2992 5 років тому +950

      If she ain't thicc she ain't relevant either

    • @roninbayacal7857
      @roninbayacal7857 5 років тому +132

      Hahhahaha

    • @jameelagill5408
      @jameelagill5408 5 років тому +417

      If She Ain't Thicc, She Ain't Gettin This...

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +113

      29:27
      Says hi

  • @AutisticSoyDaddy
    @AutisticSoyDaddy 4 роки тому +6357

    "Of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."
    Give that writer an award, that was GOLD.

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 2 роки тому +703

    “Of course. When they’re in trouble they remember I exist.”
    *This is easily the funniest line in the entire movie.*

    • @OliveFog
      @OliveFog Місяць тому +2

      That’s what I thought!

  • @smol.t3dd926
    @smol.t3dd926 Рік тому +405

    I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around

  • @deadmanwalkin_0422
    @deadmanwalkin_0422 5 років тому +4387

    *"I THINK A BUNCH OF HOOKERS WERE JUST WINKING AT GOD"*

    • @ghostinnit7706
      @ghostinnit7706 5 років тому +132

      Uh... I dont mean to be THAT person, but he said winked

    • @comedyreliefguy5112
      @comedyreliefguy5112 5 років тому +45

      Heavy godly god boner

    • @tape9102
      @tape9102 5 років тому +26

      *Are winking*

    • @Bedhead_Brodi
      @Bedhead_Brodi 5 років тому +8

      @@tape9102 I know that face anywhere! Monoma right? Used to be one of my favorites!

    • @altermelon3663
      @altermelon3663 4 роки тому +4

      Encripta Wolf *chuckles quietly to self*

  • @unusedaccount9077
    @unusedaccount9077 4 роки тому +3004

    “It looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought”
    I mean.... he’s literally a mouse..........

    • @mmminister9738
      @mmminister9738 4 роки тому +21

      My god.... why didn't we notice that b4?

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 4 роки тому +32

      Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary.
      Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.

    • @mmminister9738
      @mmminister9738 4 роки тому +4

      @@lumiinesce please don't eat me

    • @lumiinesce
      @lumiinesce 4 роки тому +3

      @@mmminister9738 h m m m
      okay

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 3 роки тому

      The micky mouse furry prositution ring 😂

  • @hi-ougidemonfang
    @hi-ougidemonfang Рік тому +210

    When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Рік тому +3

      So true

    • @mercurioslevin1877
      @mercurioslevin1877 10 місяців тому +2

      granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked

    • @gaigetucker6242
      @gaigetucker6242 5 місяців тому +5

      @@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 місяці тому +1

      @@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...)
      Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.

  • @satinizer8021
    @satinizer8021 2 роки тому +174

    i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do

  • @talkizawa52
    @talkizawa52 5 років тому +7910

    Imagine in a Catholic school the teacher puts this movie on. And then the busty cat comes on

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 5 років тому +716

      Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way...
      I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking

    • @siobhanm9690
      @siobhanm9690 5 років тому +790

      Jesus has left the chat

    • @itsnotgood_
      @itsnotgood_ 5 років тому +393

      I've heard stories of most Catholic Students not ending up religious anyways

    • @JamesPlaysGames95
      @JamesPlaysGames95 5 років тому +236

      "The Catholic Church. we made a few.... changes"

    • @muflon5920
      @muflon5920 5 років тому +78

      I don't need to imagine...

  • @FreeSpiritPaulette
    @FreeSpiritPaulette 3 роки тому +4116

    _“An anthropomorphic bull next to an actual bull... it doesn’t make any sense!!”_ *Goofy and Pluto watching this:* 👁 👄 👁

  • @callerunknown
    @callerunknown Рік тому +272

    If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

  • @MidnightRachel
    @MidnightRachel 2 роки тому +158

    This movie left me traumatized when I was younger, especially the scene where the tiger was talking about fattening the herbivores like why

  • @c0deanime240
    @c0deanime240 4 роки тому +2911

    God: Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist
    Best line from god

    • @turtosie
      @turtosie 4 роки тому +16

      Me

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari 4 роки тому +36

      @Herr Hitler Kinda feel bad tbh

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu 4 роки тому +4

      Player One i can tell that the evil one is mocking the Lord as always -_-

    • @quincy9908
      @quincy9908 4 роки тому +9

      nightlight. What this is a movie

    • @Mynameisntgenji
      @Mynameisntgenji 4 роки тому +24

      nightlight. What are you a fucking plug it was a joke go back to hell and quit trying to be a christian

  • @ferr.6109
    @ferr.6109 3 роки тому +2369

    25:30 "Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist." This is already the best Christian movie ever.

  • @rainy4902
    @rainy4902 2 роки тому +93

    Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?”
    Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!”
    Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!”
    And thus, This movie was made

    • @gabrielsalvemini7489
      @gabrielsalvemini7489 5 місяців тому +2

      Ok but I saw the film and I didn't find anything strange

  • @AceMadness59
    @AceMadness59 Рік тому +29

    "Angel! You left the Rainbow on!"
    That cracked me up.

  • @ishallconfuseyou5148
    @ishallconfuseyou5148 4 роки тому +3654

    "He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!"
    He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?

  • @nirast2561
    @nirast2561 5 років тому +6732

    "Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." ok, that's funny, haha.

    • @some_goomba
      @some_goomba 5 років тому +182

      radu nicolae and unfortunately true. X-) l-/

    • @ShinParisu
      @ShinParisu 5 років тому +183

      @@some_goomba Only at the moment of death will men make one final plea to the heavens.

    • @obakeii3193
      @obakeii3193 5 років тому +79

      @@ShinParisu r/I'mAnAthiestAndThisIsDeep

    • @ShinParisu
      @ShinParisu 5 років тому +57

      @@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.

    • @obakeii3193
      @obakeii3193 5 років тому +15

      @@ShinParisu Nice. I appreciate that because I would do the same thing

  • @somedude5518
    @somedude5518 Рік тому +90

    These animators be having to much fun

  • @laserbean00001
    @laserbean00001 2 роки тому +53

    Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 2 місяці тому +2

      But...Babel hadn't happened yet.
      Talking biblically, it's not consistent. Historically, it's a fun take but also not how accents work.

  • @mrs.inkspadefangirl
    @mrs.inkspadefangirl 5 років тому +2195

    *"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."*
    Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie
    Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 5 років тому +42

      @Mrs.Sunset the painter Baka I know, that got a huge laugh out of me, lol.

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 5 років тому +103

      I personally like "Welp, there goes the sweet and tender mother of my future children" when the girl lion basically fucking dies in front of him.

    • @laurieee1705
      @laurieee1705 4 роки тому +48

      Lol true tho, people only pray like in life or death situations or if they go to church

    • @FGEddie
      @FGEddie 4 роки тому +3

      I literally made this comment have 1000 likes

    • @alextheglitch1101
      @alextheglitch1101 4 роки тому +14

      God was the best character ngl

  • @dannyrussell7667
    @dannyrussell7667 5 років тому +1309

    "Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."
    I laughed way too hard at that

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому +30

      *Cuts to WW2 archive footage*

    • @strawberryjuno
      @strawberryjuno 5 років тому +20

      SAAAME, THAT WAS THE BEST THING

    • @Doughboy123x
      @Doughboy123x 5 років тому +19

      So funny because it's true.

    • @tepid480
      @tepid480 5 років тому +10

      HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO DAMN ACCURATE IRL

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +17

      God is basically an overworked tech support guy, except without any accountability.

  • @OMGitsMACORONI
    @OMGitsMACORONI Рік тому +15

    Therapist: pole danceing chicken can't hurt you. It doesn't exist.
    Pole danceing chicken: 9:39

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 Рік тому +34

    Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.

  • @littlecivet4449
    @littlecivet4449 5 років тому +1879

    “That means we’re all going to die”
    She sounded too happy about that

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 5 років тому +18110

    Why is there a whale on the ark?
    They can swim.
    THEY CAN SWIM

  • @josephkoester3217
    @josephkoester3217 2 роки тому +26

    Not gonna lie that ark model is really incredible. Someone spent many many days on that

  • @Falcon-doing-doodles
    @Falcon-doing-doodles 2 роки тому +30

    Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip

  • @jambalaya1779
    @jambalaya1779 4 роки тому +3430

    Movie: has references for sex
    Karen: MAD
    Actually story for Noah’s ark: ( . _ .)

    • @familyfun359
      @familyfun359 3 роки тому +76

      Dolph the Milkman no they are like this 🧿👄🧿

    • @summerjonz
      @summerjonz 3 роки тому +56

      That's gonna make it difficult for me to get the uncensored version.

    • @rebeccahall7142
      @rebeccahall7142 3 роки тому +46

      I mean.. it does look like it's intended for

    • @theshyguy4932
      @theshyguy4932 3 роки тому +24

      I thought you were Diesel Patches

    • @utigaraptorRARA
      @utigaraptorRARA 3 роки тому +8

      GET THE BOAT

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 років тому +925

    "Well, there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children"
    This movie has so many incredible quotes, I can't decide which is the best

    • @mysticgirl4722
      @mysticgirl4722 5 років тому +9

      OwO

    • @jourteen7795
      @jourteen7795 5 років тому +61

      My favorite is "I know what a flood is, were all going to die"

    • @stonkybi
      @stonkybi 5 років тому +50

      “Of course, when they’re in trouble they remember I exist”

  • @artisticgarbage708
    @artisticgarbage708 Рік тому +48

    28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.

  • @JamieSwitzer
    @JamieSwitzer 2 роки тому +13

    the way Saberspark describes the attributes of women in these movies sounds like he's... really enjoying it.

  • @queenandgoodomensfan6359
    @queenandgoodomensfan6359 4 роки тому +1699

    No one:
    Noahs Wife: *" So we're all going to die "* 🙂

    • @genderlesspotato1857
      @genderlesspotato1857 4 роки тому +74

      Shes a fucking mood

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 4 роки тому +78

      She has it all figured out.
      *death is approaching*
      Noah's wife: oh finally. ☺

    • @GeckyWecky
      @GeckyWecky 4 роки тому +40

      We are going to die 😀

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 4 роки тому +30

      Death is nigh. 😃👍

    • @SerperiorChaos
      @SerperiorChaos 4 роки тому +25

      When someone says that flood is from a rain:
      "I know what a flood is"

  • @PACHIC
    @PACHIC 5 років тому +3110

    Im from Argentina and I saw this on the cinema...
    I still have nightmares

    • @poof9360
      @poof9360 5 років тому +16

      How ?

    • @faunaria7127
      @faunaria7127 5 років тому +39

      and my mom is a female diconese (idk how it's spelled) and wow. *_we really need to burn down humanity_*

    • @nekokna
      @nekokna 5 років тому +56

      Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too

    • @poof9360
      @poof9360 5 років тому +8

      @@nekokna I'm a Muslim Canadian so I am confused of this furry movie

    • @Zero2HeroX
      @Zero2HeroX 5 років тому +38

      10/10 best nightmare a panther touch my pp

  • @spicy_shumai
    @spicy_shumai 2 роки тому +12

    I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')

  • @jairocantu9777
    @jairocantu9777 Рік тому +5

    i think i watched this movie as a seven yr old
    uncensored

  • @theamiller7966
    @theamiller7966 3 роки тому +3281

    "I guess Mickey was more of a furry than we *thought* "
    Also Mickey: *a litteral mouse*

  • @euphoric_junebug3776
    @euphoric_junebug3776 3 роки тому +3406

    *”A flood you say?”*
    *”Well that means we’re all going to die”*
    How can you be so chill-

    • @ratinspace9663
      @ratinspace9663 3 роки тому +74

      Well you know its 2021

    • @somedummyonyoutube3362
      @somedummyonyoutube3362 3 роки тому +51

      because when you live in those times, you just wanna die

    • @euphoric_junebug3776
      @euphoric_junebug3776 3 роки тому +36

      @@somedummyonyoutube3362 that does make sense

    • @israeldeleon9010
      @israeldeleon9010 2 роки тому +13

      @@euphoric_junebug3776 here’s no internet

    • @username172
      @username172 2 роки тому +14

      @@somedummyonyoutube3362 hell in these times most of us want to die

  • @csucskos
    @csucskos 2 роки тому +23

    If the movie is anything you describe it, it's hilarious. I mean there are so unexpected things it hits hard. I wish it was remade but with better quality voiceacting and smoothing out the rough plot points but introducing even more crazy shit. I love these kids of trippy movies.

  • @hoppa_2184
    @hoppa_2184 Рік тому +9

    29:50 Madness. The furry characters shaking their ass sounds like the best part! xD

  • @jackhanson3856
    @jackhanson3856 5 років тому +3537

    You can't spell ships without
    *HIPS*

  • @lizardfishbird
    @lizardfishbird 5 років тому +747

    Those aren’t the kind of chicken breasts I ordered

  • @EugenioScamardella
    @EugenioScamardella 2 роки тому +13

    In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects. Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience.
    This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I was unable to get while my mother was).

    • @Elerantula_
      @Elerantula_ Рік тому +1

      WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK why did they do that choice c__c

    • @magicuniverse4ever647
      @magicuniverse4ever647 Рік тому +2

      Omg fellow Italian here and I had no idea he was voiced by Accolla (but I knew the panther was voiced by Monica Ward), I remember him sounding completely different

    • @EugenioScamardella
      @EugenioScamardella Рік тому

      @@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.

  • @elmonlikesfanta1044
    @elmonlikesfanta1044 Рік тому +6

    5:25 when I heard seven deadly sins I thought we were watching anime…..💀

    • @theninjabird9510
      @theninjabird9510 Рік тому

      -Average anime fan

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad Рік тому +1

      ​@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")

  • @indyrex5396
    @indyrex5396 4 роки тому +4971

    Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-

    • @marinacastellanorodriguez9304
      @marinacastellanorodriguez9304 3 роки тому +206

      God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 3 роки тому +84

      Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized

    • @Garry503
      @Garry503 3 роки тому +120

      You: Christian
      Your profile pic: a demon
      This movie: an affront to nature
      Hotel: trivago

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 3 роки тому +11

      @@Garry503 lol

    • @Garry503
      @Garry503 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I’m Christian and I saw it.

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +10463

    Can we appreciate that the stripper was a chicken? You all got to see a chicken strip.

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 роки тому +748

      Budum tsss

    • @thebossofgames10178
      @thebossofgames10178 4 роки тому +641

      I hate everything you just said

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +217

      bossman leonard good :)

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +90

      CØØKĪE Lørd I didn’t say you had to like it, you furry. I just said to appreciate the wordplay

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +68

      CØØKĪE Lørd I meant it in a playful manner if that wasn’t clear, it’s hard to convey emotion on text

  • @kitkatpita6703
    @kitkatpita6703 Рік тому +9

    “That means we’re all going to die!”
    She said, calmly.

  • @entransnake
    @entransnake Рік тому +9

    23:28 Bro he sounds like Donald Trump that's stuck in a mood-

  • @vinegar4556
    @vinegar4556 5 років тому +2954

    Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him?
    That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.

    • @zacharysazama798
      @zacharysazama798 5 років тому +195

      I didn't notice that until I saw this comment. But now that I did, I think it's genius.

    • @evelynh6223
      @evelynh6223 5 років тому +379

      A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor

    • @Wildman-lc3ur
      @Wildman-lc3ur 5 років тому +32

      I can kinda see it

    • @ewew4616
      @ewew4616 5 років тому +25

      Yeah it kinda makes sense

    • @thepickleofdestiny4536
      @thepickleofdestiny4536 5 років тому +45

      What's crazy there's some races extinct from genocide so imaging god with every.single.ethinicity.it would be mind blowing to see that

  • @imatiredSara
    @imatiredSara 5 років тому +1801

    "So that means... *we're all going to die* "
    I LOVE HER 🤣

    • @lunarcat3283
      @lunarcat3283 5 років тому +64

      SaraDerps I love how calmly she looked and said it lmao

    • @lxvcid
      @lxvcid 5 років тому +35

      @@lunarcat3283 same here
      "Really?"
      we're all going to die".

    • @lunarcat3283
      @lunarcat3283 5 років тому +5

      M&M_RatPack adoption maybe

    • @jeremyoliver8035
      @jeremyoliver8035 5 років тому +3

      she said it so calmly

    • @Robin.xxbinn
      @Robin.xxbinn 2 роки тому +4

      She literally even smiled when she said that- XD

  • @dontme8174
    @dontme8174 Рік тому +5

    I remember watching the uncensored on some christian holiday in school when I was in grade 3. My older friend and I noticed the mature themes immediately and couldn't understand how it was supposed to be a religious film I guess the teachers had never seen it before.

  • @shinkuakuma1118
    @shinkuakuma1118 2 роки тому

    This thing was buried in my Watch Later List. Great Video Sabre.

  • @Studoku
    @Studoku 3 роки тому +833

    "I tried my best to find a high-quality version of the original"- I shudder to think what your google history must look like.

    • @lrozie70
      @lrozie70 3 роки тому +18

      Studoku oh cr-

    • @krishurlburt7375
      @krishurlburt7375 3 роки тому +8

      Pirate.Bay

    • @lilythrrose
      @lilythrrose 3 роки тому +1

      You underestimate the extent of my degenerative powers.

  • @grrrrrrBARNATNARK
    @grrrrrrBARNATNARK 5 років тому +713

    Scar on his younger days was rough.

  • @Noahcrow
    @Noahcrow Рік тому +1

    Bro, you explain things so well. I swear, it first started off with your explanation of why the company that ran scooby-doo fell under, and i was blown away. Hook, line, and sinker.

  • @Tired_asf124
    @Tired_asf124 2 роки тому +7

    19:54 the song is kinda familiar with Rio 2 when Nigel start to sing on the audition

    • @Potatopatch
      @Potatopatch 3 місяці тому

      Well, it’s a real song released in 1978, so it’s in a lot of media

  • @jeredgibb5064
    @jeredgibb5064 5 років тому +693

    ''Looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought."
    … I mean, he IS an anthropomorphic mouse

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 5 років тому +13

      Huh. I suppose he is. So, if he likes humans, do that makes him what? A skinny?

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 років тому +1

      I think that's the joke

    • @georgeduke2752
      @georgeduke2752 5 років тому +4

      Don’t forget those gloves are sexy af...😳

    • @killmeuwu559
      @killmeuwu559 5 років тому

      U hav 666 likes r u stan? And i type bad on prupose

  • @myowncomputerstuff
    @myowncomputerstuff 5 років тому +1702

    27:58 So let me get this straight. A _whale..._ is going to be saved from a flood... by being kept on a boat.

    • @obkb774
      @obkb774 5 років тому +121

      L o g I c

    • @tarry1972
      @tarry1972 5 років тому +132

      From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist

    • @thetwelfthsystem7755
      @thetwelfthsystem7755 5 років тому +12

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 5 років тому +7

      It seems so.

    • @a.velderrain8849
      @a.velderrain8849 5 років тому +65

      @@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals.
      The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.

  • @nightdog4183
    @nightdog4183 2 роки тому +4

    I have seen it when i was young, i don't remember what version it was but i liked this movie, and *really liked the characters ;D*
    I want to re watch that club scene ngl, thanks Saber. 😁👍
    Also i think that ending scene where Zero looks at Noah, it shows that Noah is indeed died. Noah is transparent a little which might indicate he is a ghost.

  • @evei2310
    @evei2310 Рік тому +5

    Oh my god, I remember watching this film as a kid, we had the uncensored version for some reason. Little me was very scared afterwards 😭

  • @Eggalus
    @Eggalus 5 років тому +1792

    How do we make sure viewers know what characters are female?
    I know! We'll make them dummy thiCC

    • @fixman88
      @fixman88 4 роки тому +18

      tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips

    • @juggalobadbear5551
      @juggalobadbear5551 4 роки тому +13

      @@fixman88 ...what ever grinds your gears I guess.

    • @eriksulzbach1050
      @eriksulzbach1050 4 роки тому +1

      Fixy Clary im.... worried to click

    • @Noooo23523
      @Noooo23523 4 роки тому +2

      @@eriksulzbach1050 its dexters mom

    • @mauibread4265
      @mauibread4265 4 роки тому +10

      I mean women usually have wider hips than men.

  • @keanureeves6197
    @keanureeves6197 4 роки тому +787

    “If only we could spend more time together! Especially at night!”
    *_STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!_*

  • @haferbreivernichter274
    @haferbreivernichter274 2 роки тому +5

    I haven't watched this video in a long time and when the David Lynch bit showed up in the beginning, I started to laugh hysterically.

  • @Mary-jm7qx
    @Mary-jm7qx 2 роки тому +2

    after 4 years of waiting i finaly wathed the movie... on my religion class and it was the uncensored version. I just loved faces of my class and the teacher X3

  • @sci-fiaction6576
    @sci-fiaction6576 4 роки тому +815

    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**

  • @callistaberesford7421
    @callistaberesford7421 3 роки тому +3314

    25:30 - I literally stan God in this movie, he spittin straight facts

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +340

      I S T A N G O D

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +180

      He's genuinely funny

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 роки тому +241

      @@quitequeerquesadilla pretty sure that's just called christianity

    • @kaboomkrazy9856
      @kaboomkrazy9856 3 роки тому +70

      @@Sip_Dhit fuckin gottem... all of em

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 3 роки тому +32

      You are now Christian.

  • @Pon3TorLord
    @Pon3TorLord Рік тому +4

    Why is there a whale in the ark? It's a flood.

  • @Yuki_Qween
    @Yuki_Qween 8 місяців тому +3

    I wanna recomend a kids show from my childhood, the show is called "octonauts" it was made in 2010 in britan, the show is basiclly about a group of anthro animals helping and saving ocean creatures and the flora.
    One thing to meanction of the show is that it feels like it's kinda all over the place, but not chaotic, and it's also has more than 3 movies where all of them are on netfilx and all of the show is on youtube, i would really recomend this show, not just because of nostalgia but
    A: the OST slaps
    B: it's genuinly entrenaining
    C: the characters are well made
    D: it's accualy entrateinig

  • @someoneimportant2870
    @someoneimportant2870 5 років тому +947

    *The God in this movie is a mood also being the most relatable character*

    • @milesyuen3926
      @milesyuen3926 5 років тому +144

      "Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."

    • @anon_serenade
      @anon_serenade 5 років тому +9

      yes

    • @strawberryjuno
      @strawberryjuno 5 років тому +6

      I know, right

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +25

      i like this god he is sass

    • @lworthy2518
      @lworthy2518 5 років тому +6

      @@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian.
      But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏

  • @joshuauniverse8760
    @joshuauniverse8760 5 років тому +312

    “So that means, we’re all going to die” - best quote of the film

    • @DustinIsHappy
      @DustinIsHappy 5 років тому +8

      Joshua Universe right? She’s so positive about it!

  • @jackahh
    @jackahh Рік тому +21

    I have no desire of checking out the full movie ever but lemme just say I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS

  • @noahhales
    @noahhales Рік тому +4

    8:21 love how she calmly says that everyone will die

  • @markimlem
    @markimlem 5 років тому +839

    "when they're in trouble, they remember I exist" alright movie that was a good one

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 5 років тому +34

      @Markimlem The best line in the whole film, honestly. 😂

    • @skyzedos7155
      @skyzedos7155 4 роки тому +2

      Parents and They're kids.

  • @DiegoGonzalez-cz6gu
    @DiegoGonzalez-cz6gu 4 роки тому +611

    8:23
    Noah’s wife literally sounds like she’s cool with dying, as in “We had a good run, what can we do to live?”
    That delivery just kill me XD.

  • @maxwellkowal3065
    @maxwellkowal3065 2 роки тому +4

    Back when Saber had the booming, low-riding voice that gave us all chills

  • @Snow_Sailor
    @Snow_Sailor Рік тому

    I love how this is Saber's second most viewed video.

  • @kbarts316
    @kbarts316 4 роки тому +1467

    “Do you think....god stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”

    • @CariHere
      @CariHere 3 роки тому +57

      Shit man, I'm in fear of what we've created!

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 3 роки тому +6

      i don't think, i know

    • @hugorodriguez8672
      @hugorodriguez8672 3 роки тому +5

      @Fatima Galaxy168
      Why you can't tell jokes about him? It's not like you are going to hell for it

    • @hugorodriguez8672
      @hugorodriguez8672 3 роки тому +7

      @Fatima Galaxy168
      I know that for you this is sacred but I mean, really you go to hell for something that simple?

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 3 роки тому +2

      @@hugorodriguez8672 obviously

  • @chrystalsnyder2350
    @chrystalsnyder2350 5 років тому +330

    I gotta say I bloody broke down in laughter when God said "Of course,they remember that exist only when they need me."

  • @apeface1990
    @apeface1990 2 роки тому +1

    God's VA sounded like he was trying to give a Patrick Warburton impression

  • @CR-ji3kf
    @CR-ji3kf 2 роки тому +6

    i like how zero sounds careless that his girlfriend just died lmao "well there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children"
    wait why is the panther singing i will survive

  • @MrLeach-cp9ib
    @MrLeach-cp9ib 3 роки тому +1114

    I think god’s voice was good, his voice sounded like someone who’s on the verge of giving up but not quite there yet. Kind of like ‘I’m done but I’m not giving up yet’ vibe.

    • @gacd2104
      @gacd2104 2 роки тому +33

      It sounds a lot like God's voice in the Simpsons

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 2 роки тому +16

      He sounds like he's doing an impression of Michael Dorn.

    • @marcelob.678
      @marcelob.678 2 роки тому +20

      Pretty accurate to the god of the bible

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 2 роки тому +22

      Yeah, and I think that's probably the right idea here. Like, that's the exact mindset I'd imagine he'd have to be in to be want to destroy the world, but still be willing to give it a chance to start over.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 роки тому +8

      With a design built of a Discord moderator.

  • @nuggetwings5932
    @nuggetwings5932 4 роки тому +1066

    "Looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we originally thought!"
    He's literally an anthropromorphic mouse. You can't get more furry than that.

    • @pikksen7905
      @pikksen7905 4 роки тому +35

      nuggetwings ...Yeah, but I prefer to think of furriness as more of a _vibe,_ along with the anthropomorphic animals. Mickey does not have the vibe.

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 4 роки тому +18

      @@pikksen7905 ,
      Look, just because you are not attracted to mice doesn't mean they don't vibe.... /s

    • @shadowmaker891
      @shadowmaker891 3 роки тому +7

      Nah nah nah what he men’t was he was a furry and now HE IS A GOD FOR THE FURRY RELIGION HE HAS MORE POWER THAN SHAGGY NOW EVEN THE juice who breaks into childrens houses to give them a juice

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 3 роки тому +1

      Well if he wore a red thong and had balls and chest the size of his ears.
      He can get much more furry than this.

    • @justanormalspearton9490
      @justanormalspearton9490 3 роки тому +10

      *HMMMMM*
      *"HOW ABOUT A FURRY WEARING A FURRY SUIT?"*

  • @JapperKnowsTwoo
    @JapperKnowsTwoo Рік тому +4

    Maybe Noah’s family having different accents and ethnicities is the movies explanation as to how there are so many different ethnicities in the world. They were the ‘first’ family after all. I can imagine that’s how you could explain the origins of diversity to a kid

  • @tomboyishtrainwreck
    @tomboyishtrainwreck Рік тому +2

    I really love the mythical creatures bit. It's really clever.

  • @quinn9667
    @quinn9667 5 років тому +605

    Dad: god said that there's going to be a flood.
    Mother: welp *GUESS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE* 👌👌

    • @bigtoblerone8446
      @bigtoblerone8446 5 років тому +6

      😂👌

    • @Ampaomike
      @Ampaomike 5 років тому +14

      The movie should be comedy

    • @signisoum
      @signisoum 5 років тому +6

      8:15

    • @suuniva
      @suuniva 5 років тому

      👌👌

    • @2Vilapupu
      @2Vilapupu 5 років тому +1

      Heard da original. Understand why someone would translate/adapt such wording with that comedy gold line. Bet it's her look on her face
      C O ME D Y
      G O L D
      -
      For those lame-os that want to know what she actually meant:
      she shoulda said "but then we'd all be dead?" with a followup of that dude sayin "nope, not us. we're the saved chosen ones" ..yea, i'm fun at parties

  • @magzelyify
    @magzelyify 3 роки тому +1118

    "Oh my little pom pom, are you alright?"
    "I lost my balance....my feet are so tiny"
    "Well...there goes the sweet, and tender future mother of my children..."

    • @magzelyify
      @magzelyify 3 роки тому +6

      @Young Shoto hi.

    • @borous.
      @borous. 3 роки тому +105

      Pom pom looked like the word "porn" for a second

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 3 роки тому +22

      @@borous. oh god

    • @learningwithlaila
      @learningwithlaila 3 роки тому +13

      Ok but is she actually aight she took quit the fall didn’t she-?

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 роки тому +11

      Not gonna lie, I laughed

  • @Walrus-fg8ch
    @Walrus-fg8ch Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: the person who voiced king louis is also named louis
    He also formed American jazz. louis prima

  • @meteormeadow64
    @meteormeadow64 Рік тому

    I keep coming back to these older uploads. They're familiar and remind me of better times, if that makes any sense.

  • @Pinkieshy-ut1dr
    @Pinkieshy-ut1dr 5 років тому +594

    "So that means...we're all going to die."
    me

  • @inktea256
    @inktea256 3 роки тому +624

    “Of course they only remember I exist when they’re in danger.”
    *OOF*

    • @kimberlypatterson3171
      @kimberlypatterson3171 3 роки тому +15

      God LITERALLY put them in that danger lol!

    • @inktea256
      @inktea256 3 роки тому +4

      @@kimberlypatterson3171 Would you have preferred to have been on the ground?

    • @inktea256
      @inktea256 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryomao Considering that all of mankind was on the brink of destroying itself--even Noah and his family--it was necessary.

    • @inktea256
      @inktea256 3 роки тому +2

      @Ryomao Which is why he warned them and had them build the ark. The world was so corrupted that it needed a full reset.

    • @inktea256
      @inktea256 3 роки тому +5

      @Ryomao "Blah, blah, blah. Atheism is superior because we totally have a future despite the high probability of our species likely getting wiped out in another century or two." Spare me your petty theological debates and illogical nitpicking. Let us believe what we want to believe and the entire question of faith and universal sovereignty will be answered when the time comes.

  • @Joyful_Traitor
    @Joyful_Traitor 2 роки тому

    I found the way you pronounced Maori funny as hell it is actually pronounced kind of like moldy which I also find funny

  • @MicroFrog
    @MicroFrog Рік тому

    This has to be my favorite movie review, It's very funny to me for some reason :)
    Edit:The brown lion looks like Kovu from "The Lion King"

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 4 роки тому +378

    That old lady clearly doesn't want to go on living with Noah:
    "So that means... we are all going to die."
    - Grin grows larger, tone happier!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 3 роки тому +24

      Or most likely she has had it with her Daughters in law.

  • @dcornect53
    @dcornect53 3 роки тому +613

    There was a guy being sold as a slave... A human guy. I FOUND THE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE PART

    • @corahtheskeleton8062
      @corahtheskeleton8062 3 роки тому +14

      ? Well yeah? Tons of people were being sold off as slaves and servants back then

    • @alexiscruz7771
      @alexiscruz7771 3 роки тому +30

      @@corahtheskeleton8062 yeah, thats what the guy said.

    • @StarPlatinum7912
      @StarPlatinum7912 3 роки тому +4

      *Extremely accurate.*

  • @nicholaslull1415
    @nicholaslull1415 Рік тому

    The beginning of the vid is just me and roodaka in a nut shell without the ending, bit just a clip from the movie