Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie! Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark
Yeah. Even though it's religiously inaccurate because I clearly remember a scripture specifically stating that God doesn't have an attitude like that. He just helps the people who are worthy and doesn't complain. Just saying.
"He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!" He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?
@@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.
This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.
Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too
I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around
Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-
God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂
Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized
*"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."* Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -
@@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.
Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way... I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking
Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him? That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.
A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor
Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary. Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.
When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.
granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked
@@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations
@@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...) Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.
From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist
@@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals. The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.
i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do
I think god’s voice was good, his voice sounded like someone who’s on the verge of giving up but not quite there yet. Kind of like ‘I’m done but I’m not giving up yet’ vibe.
Yeah, and I think that's probably the right idea here. Like, that's the exact mindset I'd imagine he'd have to be in to be want to destroy the world, but still be willing to give it a chance to start over.
If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
After the furries all die so that they can reincarnate the souls of the poor kids who watched this movie, bringing the new age of furries. This cycle will continue till the end of time with new fur bait movies coming. Though the production is pretty bad as we saw in Cats they will still come out every ounce and a while bringing the new age of furries
Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?” Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!” Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!” And thus, This movie was made
@@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian. But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏
Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.
Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip
“You are tall like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its bunches of fruit. I said, “I will climb up the palm tree and take hold of its fruit.” Let your breasts be like bunches of grapes” Song of Songs 7:7-8 NCV
@@teacher_shep Also, weren't you the same person who said on a different comment that you'd use a different verse against the "Transphobes"? Does that mean you actually support the Bible?
28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.
This is the biggest misconception people have about Satan and hell. Hell is the final and eternal punishment for unbelievers and Satan and his fallen angels. Satan actually resides on Earth and tries to manipulate and convince people to do evil in all forms.
Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.
"Oh my little pom pom, are you alright?" "I lost my balance....my feet are so tiny" "Well...there goes the sweet, and tender future mother of my children..."
this is pretty unholy for a movie that was supposedly based off of the bible edit #2: someone please make an r/whoosh compilation and edit this comment section in
No, you see, they’re trying to attract the attention of furries with busty cats (that sentence made me want to hang myself) and then use that as a trap to convert those unholy pagan scum. (edit) Shit, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment. Deus vult, anyone?
In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects (Neapolitan, mostly). Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience, when you spot their voices. Plus, Kairel (renamed Karaley) was voiced by Domitilla d'Amico while Bruma (the melon-shaped-head lioness) was voiced by Valentina Mari. Valentina Mari was also Kim Possible's VA in Italy while Domitilla d'Amico was Bonnie Rockweller's so... yeah, they switched their roles with this duo (Bruma doesn't last much in the movie though). This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I didn't get while my mother did).
@@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.
@Ryomao "Blah, blah, blah. Atheism is superior because we totally have a future despite the high probability of our species likely getting wiped out in another century or two." Spare me your petty theological debates and illogical nitpicking. Let us believe what we want to believe and the entire question of faith and universal sovereignty will be answered when the time comes.
I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')
Nah nah nah what he men’t was he was a furry and now HE IS A GOD FOR THE FURRY RELIGION HE HAS MORE POWER THAN SHAGGY NOW EVEN THE juice who breaks into childrens houses to give them a juice
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I get the feeling that 2 groups of people wrote the script for this. One group was like "we all know the story and we well following the beats, but we will change things up for the funzies". Another group was like "we aren't Christian and don't give a damn about the story, so we will write crazy shit for the lolz". Then the producers were like "alright, I'm glad you two are on the same page".
@@znightowlz6585 to be fair, I'm pissed off at god(small g) saying "make it family friendly". I'm like REALLY? First the Bible ain't family friendly. Second, ITS NOW YOU WANT TO MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY?
mazimadu I think any Christian who watched this gave it a bad review...as I said, biblical accuracies weren't exactly their concern...horny ass freaks just wanted some furry ass and what better a plot excuse is there than Noah's ark?
I don't really get why he said that. I mean, would you rather want to get it on with a human or an alien with incompatible genitals? Obviously, Mickey's a furry. His girlfriend is a mouse for Pete's sake!
I saw this movie in cinema when it came out here in Argentina. There was a lot of kids, I saw it with my mom. And there was no outrage of any kind, parents and kids laugh alike, I think we were not as sensitive as people in the us. Not a great movie, but its kinda fun. Also I dont judge furries who liked it, good for them.
@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")
I always find it interesting how no one knows the 7 animal rule. Yes, most of the animals on the ark were in pairs, but for some of the animals that couldn't breed as efficiently, there were actually 7.
@@AmoebaInk 7 *pairs* of spiritually clean animals that can be used for sacrifice. I think it's actually 5 pairs of spiritually unclean animals. But yeah, doesn't matter how fast they bred.
@@JannetFenix Here's what's in my copy of the Scriptures: "Of every clean animal you shall take seven pairs, males and their mate, and of every animal that is not clean, two, a male and its mate; of the birds of the sky also, seven pairs, male and female, to keep seed alive on all the earth." [Gen. 7:2-3] Aside from "birds of the sky," it doesn't explain which animals fall into which category. My assumption was always that "clean" was the equivalent to "kosher" since that's how the word is used later on.
@@benjaminrobinson3842 that is english version, so semantics apply. "Clean" animal can mean both animals used for food, as well as for sacrifice. And monent after landing on safe ground, a sacrifice to god is made. Throughout old testament, there's plenty situations of animals being sacrificed in gratitude to god.
@@JannetFenix I concur -- if I recall correctly, almost all the animals one could sacrifice were edible. Since there was some question as to the wording, I figured I'd haul out a printed copy and take a look. BTW, how sucky would it be if you were an animal that survived the flood and a 40-day cruise on the ark only to be killed right after you crossed the goal line?
i like how zero sounds careless that his girlfriend just died lmao "well there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children" wait why is the panther singing i will survive
Heard da original. Understand why someone would translate/adapt such wording with that comedy gold line. Bet it's her look on her face C O ME D Y G O L D - For those lame-os that want to know what she actually meant: she shoulda said "but then we'd all be dead?" with a followup of that dude sayin "nope, not us. we're the saved chosen ones" ..yea, i'm fun at parties
Depends on the religion tho. There are religions that don’t have a concept of a personal god or any god in general. Others believe that god is literally everywhere and in everything (pantheism) but without being the sum of all things at the same time (panentheism). What you describe generally is the „problem“ with the concept of a personal god.
Ah good times! What a treat to see this again! I haven’t watched this video in ages and it’s definitely one of your best reviews ever! Well done! Ah The old classic days of Saberspark furry movie reviews! Always a pleasure to revisit!
Actually, in Argentina and other latin countries children are told that their teeth are picked by "Pérez Mouse" instead of the Tooth Fairy. It's just a cultural difference.
Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie!
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I love it
Saberspark have you heard about the beaster bunny movie?
Saberspark hey boy
Again with the furries?
next up to roast
Aladin
In this movie, you can tell which female characters are relevant from their hip size
Kind of reflects real life in a weird way :v
If she ain't thicc she ain't relevant either
Hahhahaha
If She Ain't Thicc, She Ain't Gettin This...
29:27
Says hi
25:30 "Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist." This is already the best Christian movie ever.
Yes
Facts
Lolll
As a Christian. Yes this is SUPER funny.
Yeah. Even though it's religiously inaccurate because I clearly remember a scripture specifically stating that God doesn't have an attitude like that. He just helps the people who are worthy and doesn't complain. Just saying.
"He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!"
He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?
Grasshopper shaped gushers with a free fur suit
@@quasar7951 NO-
@@ishallconfuseyou5148 limited time at Costco
@@quasar7951 lol
@@quasar7951 70% off?
I love the joke about mythical creatures staying behind because they didn’t believe in Noah. That’s shockingly clever.
Would be a clever way for young earth creationists to reconcile the dinosaur contradiction
@@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.
I already see some of that in Fantasy 2000
@@Bully_BiscuitUnicorns are actually referenced in the bible you know
This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.
Why is there a whale on the ark?
They can swim.
THEY CAN SWIM
Maybe they're tired. Ever think of that?
@@kayleighbrown459 maybe they're lazy
!?!
Nani?!?
Good point
I haven't noticed
*girlfriend freaking dies *
lion dude: well that sucks, I guess you gotta replace her now
Actually realistic lion behavior... XD
Thats actually the most realistic animal behavior in the film...next to the Donkey fucking anything he can.
And Deer are sluts
Oompa-loompas: *D a n c e s*
liking because y'know homestuck and shit (besides its a good comment
@@queenpeach6881 Oompa-Loompa, figgle-dee-fy, you wanted sum fuk, now she went to die.
Im from Argentina and I saw this on the cinema...
I still have nightmares
How ?
and my mom is a female diconese (idk how it's spelled) and wow. *_we really need to burn down humanity_*
Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too
@@nekokna I'm a Muslim Canadian so I am confused of this furry movie
10/10 best nightmare a panther touch my pp
I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around
"Well, there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children"
This movie has so many incredible quotes, I can't decide which is the best
OwO
My favorite is "I know what a flood is, were all going to die"
“Of course, when they’re in trouble they remember I exist”
Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-
God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂
Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized
You: Christian
Your profile pic: a demon
This movie: an affront to nature
Hotel: trivago
@@Garry503 lol
Yeah I’m Christian and I saw it.
*"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."*
Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie
Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -
@Mrs.Sunset the painter Baka I know, that got a huge laugh out of me, lol.
I personally like "Welp, there goes the sweet and tender mother of my future children" when the girl lion basically fucking dies in front of him.
Lol true tho, people only pray like in life or death situations or if they go to church
I literally made this comment have 1000 likes
God was the best character ngl
“Of course. When they’re in trouble they remember I exist.”
*This is easily the funniest line in the entire movie.*
That’s what I thought!
"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." ok, that's funny, haha.
radu nicolae and unfortunately true. X-) l-/
@@some_goomba Only at the moment of death will men make one final plea to the heavens.
@@ShinParisu r/I'mAnAthiestAndThisIsDeep
@@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.
@@ShinParisu Nice. I appreciate that because I would do the same thing
*"I THINK A BUNCH OF HOOKERS WERE JUST WINKING AT GOD"*
Uh... I dont mean to be THAT person, but he said winked
Heavy godly god boner
*Are winking*
@@tape9102 I know that face anywhere! Monoma right? Used to be one of my favorites!
Encripta Wolf *chuckles quietly to self*
Saber: her hips are huge
Deviantart: this isn’t even my final form
Wait, What is the final form then?
@@unusedaccount6329 *don't ask*
@@trashcant6499 -Why not?- Ok.
e621: _It’s free real estate_ 😏
DAMN BOI SHE THICC
No matter how you feel about this movie, the mythical creatures denying the ark was a stroke of genius.
Imagine in a Catholic school the teacher puts this movie on. And then the busty cat comes on
Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way...
I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking
Jesus has left the chat
I've heard stories of most Catholic Students not ending up religious anyways
"The Catholic Church. we made a few.... changes"
I don't need to imagine...
Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him?
That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.
I didn't notice that until I saw this comment. But now that I did, I think it's genius.
A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor
I can kinda see it
Yeah it kinda makes sense
What's crazy there's some races extinct from genocide so imaging god with every.single.ethinicity.it would be mind blowing to see that
“It looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought”
I mean.... he’s literally a mouse..........
My god.... why didn't we notice that b4?
Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary.
Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.
@@lumiinesce please don't eat me
@@mmminister9738 h m m m
okay
The micky mouse furry prositution ring 😂
When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.
So true
granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked
@@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations
@@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...)
Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.
God: Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist
Best line from god
Me
@Herr Hitler Kinda feel bad tbh
Player One i can tell that the evil one is mocking the Lord as always -_-
nightlight. What this is a movie
nightlight. What are you a fucking plug it was a joke go back to hell and quit trying to be a christian
Scar on his younger days was rough.
Talu YT took me too long to understand that
Looks like Kovu’s real father lol
Oof
I thought he was reincarnated in hell after be got eaten.
omfg
27:58 So let me get this straight. A _whale..._ is going to be saved from a flood... by being kept on a boat.
L o g I c
From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
It seems so.
@@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals.
The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.
i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do
8:23
Noah’s wife literally sounds like she’s cool with dying, as in “We had a good run, what can we do to live?”
That delivery just kill me XD.
8:29 and larry from twd voice actor.
I think god’s voice was good, his voice sounded like someone who’s on the verge of giving up but not quite there yet. Kind of like ‘I’m done but I’m not giving up yet’ vibe.
It sounds a lot like God's voice in the Simpsons
He sounds like he's doing an impression of Michael Dorn.
Pretty accurate to the god of the bible
Yeah, and I think that's probably the right idea here. Like, that's the exact mindset I'd imagine he'd have to be in to be want to destroy the world, but still be willing to give it a chance to start over.
With a design built of a Discord moderator.
“That means we’re all going to die”
She sounded too happy about that
"Just suicidal things"
She probably thinks it'll end her awfully boring marriage
You can tell their marriage has reached rock bottom when she is happy about the flood.
She probably HATES her life
She’s done with Noah
This movie left me traumatized when I was younger, especially the scene where the tiger was talking about fattening the herbivores like why
101th like
You can't spell ships without
*HIPS*
Shtips
@@dontknowdontcare1934 Haha
Thicc hips sink ships
OH YOU
*Laugh Track*
How do we make sure viewers know what characters are female?
I know! We'll make them dummy thiCC
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips
@@fixman88 ...what ever grinds your gears I guess.
Fixy Clary im.... worried to click
@@eriksulzbach1050 its dexters mom
I mean women usually have wider hips than men.
“So that means, we’re all going to die” - best quote of the film
Joshua Universe right? She’s so positive about it!
If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Lol
WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE?!
@@j.d.clayborne5556 The Judas and Jesus one I think.
when is this world being added to kingdom hearts
Bruh
Kingdom hearts 10 in the year 3000
After the furries all die so that they can reincarnate the souls of the poor kids who watched this movie, bringing the new age of furries. This cycle will continue till the end of time with new fur bait movies coming. Though the production is pretty bad as we saw in Cats they will still come out every ounce and a while bringing the new age of furries
You weren’t supposed to do that.
What ? (are you asking a question or something I don’t get it)
"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."
I laughed way too hard at that
*Cuts to WW2 archive footage*
SAAAME, THAT WAS THE BEST THING
So funny because it's true.
HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO DAMN ACCURATE IRL
God is basically an overworked tech support guy, except without any accountability.
25:30 - I literally stan God in this movie, he spittin straight facts
I S T A N G O D
He's genuinely funny
@@quitequeerquesadilla pretty sure that's just called christianity
@@Sip_Dhit fuckin gottem... all of em
You are now Christian.
"Angel! You left the Rainbow on!"
That cracked me up.
''Looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought."
… I mean, he IS an anthropomorphic mouse
Huh. I suppose he is. So, if he likes humans, do that makes him what? A skinny?
I think that's the joke
Don’t forget those gloves are sexy af...😳
U hav 666 likes r u stan? And i type bad on prupose
"when they're in trouble, they remember I exist" alright movie that was a good one
@Markimlem The best line in the whole film, honestly. 😂
Parents and They're kids.
I gotta say I bloody broke down in laughter when God said "Of course,they remember that exist only when they need me."
@Annamooshion Same. 🤣
Its more than true.
God spittin' truth in all possible realities!
Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?”
Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!”
Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!”
And thus, This movie was made
Ok but I saw the film and I didn't find anything strange
**THERE IS A WHALE!!**
**THERE IS A WHALE!!**
**THERE IS A WHALE!!**
**THERE IS A WHALE!!**
**THERE IS A WHALE!!**
I bet hardcore Christians can explain it
@@plottipaa_hauki95 there's just not reason to put a whale there
oh by leonighs mane
Das a mammal
Joni Lepistö we did it cuz God didn’t said that we couldn’t XD
That old lady clearly doesn't want to go on living with Noah:
"So that means... we are all going to die."
- Grin grows larger, tone happier!
Or most likely she has had it with her Daughters in law.
Can we appreciate that the stripper was a chicken? You all got to see a chicken strip.
Budum tsss
I hate everything you just said
bossman leonard good :)
CØØKĪE Lørd I didn’t say you had to like it, you furry. I just said to appreciate the wordplay
CØØKĪE Lørd I meant it in a playful manner if that wasn’t clear, it’s hard to convey emotion on text
Therapist: pole danceing chicken can't hurt you. It doesn't exist.
Pole danceing chicken: 9:39
"So that means... *we're all going to die* "
I LOVE HER 🤣
SaraDerps I love how calmly she looked and said it lmao
@@lunarcat3283 same here
"Really?"
we're all going to die".
M&M_RatPack adoption maybe
she said it so calmly
She literally even smiled when she said that- XD
*The God in this movie is a mood also being the most relatable character*
"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."
yes
I know, right
i like this god he is sass
@@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian.
But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏
*”A flood you say?”*
*”Well that means we’re all going to die”*
How can you be so chill-
Well you know its 2021
because when you live in those times, you just wanna die
@@somedummyonyoutube3362 that does make sense
@@euphoric_junebug3776 here’s no internet
@@israeldeleon9010 Living in a family of 5+ and a good number of them had wacky accents, I'd be chill with dying too
Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.
But...Babel hadn't happened yet.
Talking biblically, it's not consistent. Historically, it's a fun take but also not how accents work.
Those aren’t the kind of chicken breasts I ordered
They probably won't taste as good, either.
Badum tssssss
Is no one else going to point out that Panthy is the only Panther on the boat?! Where is her partner?
Maybe she ate him..?
Shut
Up
You
*V o r e r p h i l e*
She ate him
cherrieblossomgurl a
well the donkey fucked the deer sooo
The artistic direction in from some of noahs family and his home looks like it was ripped straight out of The Emperors New Groove.
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Lol, you’re so right
I was thinking Proud Family
These animators be having to much fun
Yea
“That means we’re all gonna die”
THAT HAS GOT TO BE SUCH A MOOD. THE WAY SHE SAID IT TOO JUST LIKE :)
Gotta teach the kids that dying is ok if it's by the will of god amirite?
Tenderly understanding, or genuinely sociopathic.
*Mood.*
That's my reaction whenever I read the latest IPCC report.
@@OhSPY. " why not both? "
"I guess Mickey was more of a furry than we *thought* "
Also Mickey: *a litteral mouse*
An *anthro* literal mouse.
No he isnt a furry he is a funny animal
I was gonna say-
A crazy animal
@ mrlean ok then
Movie: has references for sex
Karen: MAD
Actually story for Noah’s ark: ( . _ .)
Dolph the Milkman no they are like this 🧿👄🧿
That's gonna make it difficult for me to get the uncensored version.
I mean.. it does look like it's intended for
I thought you were Diesel Patches
GET THE BOAT
Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip
"I tried my best to find a high-quality version of the original"- I shudder to think what your google history must look like.
Studoku oh cr-
Pirate.Bay
You underestimate the extent of my degenerative powers.
"I want this to be as family friendly as possible."
*Songs of Solomon exists*
“You are tall like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its bunches of fruit. I said, “I will climb up the palm tree and take hold of its fruit.” Let your breasts be like bunches of grapes”
Song of Songs 7:7-8 NCV
@@michaelbelike4834 ah, so I see it's ok to objectify women and lust after them if you're a warrior king for God's people.
@@teacher_shep If that's how you interpret it, but it's also being taken out of context, so keep that in mind.
@@teacher_shep Also, weren't you the same person who said on a different comment that you'd use a different verse against the "Transphobes"? Does that mean you actually support the Bible?
@@teacher_shep please read the entirety of songs of Solomon in the Bible before you comment shit like this.
_“An anthropomorphic bull next to an actual bull... it doesn’t make any sense!!”_ *Goofy and Pluto watching this:* 👁 👄 👁
Lol
Oh.... Your right
👁👄👁
@@star-um4wb no he isn't
@R.A.M he is a dog
28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.
i love how, when the protagonists are doing their haka, the orangutan is doing the Macarena instead XDDDDD
Is that the one and only Lelouch Vi Britannia?
@@steveramirez7665 as my avatar, yes ;)
@@Emperor_Oshron ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! ALL HAIL LELOUCH!
*_This is the reason why Satan hides in Hell._*
He gay?
Nah mate, this is what happens when he leaves Hell.
I read "Santa" instead of "Satan"
This is the biggest misconception people have about Satan and hell. Hell is the final and eternal punishment for unbelievers and Satan and his fallen angels. Satan actually resides on Earth and tries to manipulate and convince people to do evil in all forms.
Rector Aakor so true that’s exactly right
“If only we could spend more time together! Especially at night!”
*_STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!_*
69 likes
Yeah wtf
*PAY THE FINE OR PAY WITH YOUR HEAD*
*PIT OF DEATH*
@@arcs2 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.
"Oh my little pom pom, are you alright?"
"I lost my balance....my feet are so tiny"
"Well...there goes the sweet, and tender future mother of my children..."
@Young Shoto hi.
Pom pom looked like the word "porn" for a second
@@borous. oh god
Ok but is she actually aight she took quit the fall didn’t she-?
Not gonna lie, I laughed
God was one of the best characters in the movie
He *IS* the best character.
The hippo male is good too ,,my feet are so tiny..."
Better than the rest
I loved him, favorite line was "they always remember I exist when they're in trouble"
Yes 👍👍👌
this is pretty unholy for a movie that was supposedly based off of the bible
edit #2: someone please make an r/whoosh compilation and edit this comment section in
What's that supposed to mean... :|
@@phoenixmarktwo this movie has sexual characters for a movie that is supposed to be about the bible
No, you see, they’re trying to attract the attention of furries with busty cats (that sentence made me want to hang myself) and then use that as a trap to convert those unholy pagan scum.
(edit) Shit, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment. Deus vult, anyone?
@@galaxyhunter4515 Ah, I knew that was going to be a part of the response to me. I was just worried that they were implying that furries were sinful.
@@galaxyhunter4515 Because the animals on Noah's Ark didn't fuck? If they didn't, where did all the animals on Earth come from?
In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects (Neapolitan, mostly). Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience, when you spot their voices.
Plus, Kairel (renamed Karaley) was voiced by Domitilla d'Amico while Bruma (the melon-shaped-head lioness) was voiced by Valentina Mari. Valentina Mari was also Kim Possible's VA in Italy while Domitilla d'Amico was Bonnie Rockweller's so... yeah, they switched their roles with this duo (Bruma doesn't last much in the movie though).
This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I didn't get while my mother did).
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK why did they do that choice c__c
@@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.
“Of course they only remember I exist when they’re in danger.”
*OOF*
God LITERALLY put them in that danger lol!
@@kimberlypatterson3171 Would you have preferred to have been on the ground?
@Ryomao Considering that all of mankind was on the brink of destroying itself--even Noah and his family--it was necessary.
@Ryomao Which is why he warned them and had them build the ark. The world was so corrupted that it needed a full reset.
@Ryomao "Blah, blah, blah. Atheism is superior because we totally have a future despite the high probability of our species likely getting wiped out in another century or two." Spare me your petty theological debates and illogical nitpicking. Let us believe what we want to believe and the entire question of faith and universal sovereignty will be answered when the time comes.
Is nobody wondering how the panther girl got on the boat if there is no male panther?
I wondered the same thing? It's like how did she get on board?
Magic
*Resisting urge to make unfunny Wakanda joke*
@@mrschizo2837 Balck Panther is too busy protecting Wakanda
actually if panthers are just black leopards then is she the female leopard or just neak in with a loophole
"So that means...we're all going to die."
me
Well, seeing what franchise your profile picture is from, yup.
lmao is that kokichi?
*I spot a Kokichi*
F
The weebs have been alerted
I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')
Vore moment
The rule about not talking to humans might be a reference to the story of Adam, Eve, and the Snake in the Garden of Eden.
m.ua-cam.com/video/zX8Fv3wt5cw/v-deo.html COPY THIS AND SEND TO OTHERS AND YOU GET 1$ AND YOU WILL BECOME A ANIT FURRY
Shanna Green
No
Shanna Green bro stop 🛑 ✋
Noah's wife sounded a bit too happy at 8:22
Perhaps she was fed up with Noah's bullshit?
She's depressed
@@freetimesketchbook9485
This is me in real life.
We are all going to die.
Like WTF is that voice acting.
That means , we're all gonna die! :D
"Looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we originally thought!"
He's literally an anthropromorphic mouse. You can't get more furry than that.
nuggetwings ...Yeah, but I prefer to think of furriness as more of a _vibe,_ along with the anthropomorphic animals. Mickey does not have the vibe.
@@pikksen7905 ,
Look, just because you are not attracted to mice doesn't mean they don't vibe.... /s
Nah nah nah what he men’t was he was a furry and now HE IS A GOD FOR THE FURRY RELIGION HE HAS MORE POWER THAN SHAGGY NOW EVEN THE juice who breaks into childrens houses to give them a juice
Well if he wore a red thong and had balls and chest the size of his ears.
He can get much more furry than this.
*HMMMMM*
*"HOW ABOUT A FURRY WEARING A FURRY SUIT?"*
29:50 Madness. The furry characters shaking their ass sounds like the best part! xD
“If only we could spend a little more time together. Especially at night.”
Me: *BeGOne tHOT!*
-whips out Tommy Gun- Tommy Gun Hamon Overdrive! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT
NOW
*RUN SMOKEY!*
Simps be simping
Well hold on now, lets hear her offer first.
A wise man once said “ SHE BELONG TO DA STREETS!!!”
I get the feeling that 2 groups of people wrote the script for this. One group was like "we all know the story and we well following the beats, but we will change things up for the funzies". Another group was like "we aren't Christian and don't give a damn about the story, so we will write crazy shit for the lolz". Then the producers were like "alright, I'm glad you two are on the same page".
mazimadu they were just horny and wanted some furry ass....biblical accuracy wasn't their concern😂😂
@@znightowlz6585 but it's surprisingly accurate in some parts since it follows all the beats of the story, down to how many sons Noah had.
mazimadu well of course they got that stuff right. They probably didn't even read the bible. Just whipped out a biblical movie or two and BAM! Done
@@znightowlz6585 to be fair, I'm pissed off at god(small g) saying "make it family friendly". I'm like REALLY? First the Bible ain't family friendly. Second, ITS NOW YOU WANT TO MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY?
mazimadu I think any Christian who watched this gave it a bad review...as I said, biblical accuracies weren't exactly their concern...horny ass freaks just wanted some furry ass and what better a plot excuse is there than Noah's ark?
"Looks like Mickey is more of a furry than we thought."
May I remind you of Zootopia and Robin Hood?
ua-cam.com/video/e2IctxaCPqw/v-deo.html
I don't really get why he said that. I mean, would you rather want to get it on with a human or an alien with incompatible genitals? Obviously, Mickey's a furry. His girlfriend is a mouse for Pete's sake!
at least they had clothes or wait maybe that is even weirder? i don't want to think about it.
And Chicken Little
@@jesuusch We don't talk about that one...
the way Saberspark describes the attributes of women in these movies sounds like he's... really enjoying it.
No one:
Noahs Wife: *" So we're all going to die "* 🙂
Shes a fucking mood
She has it all figured out.
*death is approaching*
Noah's wife: oh finally. ☺
We are going to die 😀
Death is nigh. 😃👍
When someone says that flood is from a rain:
"I know what a flood is"
imagine Noah's reaction when God tells him to include a night club for animals on the ark
Bro lol
But God said unto Noah "fuck family friendly. Fuck you."
"And dont forget the hard house music"
Now that would be hilarious
I saw this movie in cinema when it came out here in Argentina. There was a lot of kids, I saw it with my mom. And there was no outrage of any kind, parents and kids laugh alike, I think we were not as sensitive as people in the us. Not a great movie, but its kinda fun. Also I dont judge furries who liked it, good for them.
T O N K wants to know your location
“I think we’re not as sensitive as the people in the us” No, your parents are just not as strict as other parents.
This movie is uncensored in the Latin American Disney Plus
I used to live there and could totally see that.
@@theAudaciousAudacity except that he says other families with kids were also not having any problem with it
5:25 when I heard seven deadly sins I thought we were watching anime…..💀
-Average anime fan
@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")
There was a guy being sold as a slave... A human guy. I FOUND THE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE PART
? Well yeah? Tons of people were being sold off as slaves and servants back then
@@corahtheskeleton8062 yeah, thats what the guy said.
*Extremely accurate.*
I always find it interesting how no one knows the 7 animal rule. Yes, most of the animals on the ark were in pairs, but for some of the animals that couldn't breed as efficiently, there were actually 7.
@@AmoebaInk 7 *pairs* of spiritually clean animals that can be used for sacrifice. I think it's actually 5 pairs of spiritually unclean animals. But yeah, doesn't matter how fast they bred.
I recall the line: of each animal 2 pairs, except for animals intended for sacrifice, of which there were 7 pairs.
@@JannetFenix Here's what's in my copy of the Scriptures: "Of every clean animal you shall take seven pairs, males and their mate, and of every animal that is not clean, two, a male and its mate; of the birds of the sky also, seven pairs, male and female, to keep seed alive on all the earth." [Gen. 7:2-3] Aside from "birds of the sky," it doesn't explain which animals fall into which category. My assumption was always that "clean" was the equivalent to "kosher" since that's how the word is used later on.
@@benjaminrobinson3842 that is english version, so semantics apply. "Clean" animal can mean both animals used for food, as well as for sacrifice. And monent after landing on safe ground, a sacrifice to god is made. Throughout old testament, there's plenty situations of animals being sacrificed in gratitude to god.
@@JannetFenix I concur -- if I recall correctly, almost all the animals one could sacrifice were edible. Since there was some question as to the wording, I figured I'd haul out a printed copy and take a look. BTW, how sucky would it be if you were an animal that survived the flood and a 40-day cruise on the ark only to be killed right after you crossed the goal line?
God: *create a people*
People: *creates this* Its Christian!
God: *i beg your pardon*
God: dish-dash, this movie is trash!
Satan: YES!
God: *gives spiritual freedom to humans*
Humans: *make this trash*
God: *_This is why we can’t have nice things_*
Satan: looks like this is an absolute win
Lol
i like how zero sounds careless that his girlfriend just died lmao "well there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children"
wait why is the panther singing i will survive
'Cause she can 😂
all those krabby patties went straight to Karal's thighs
And then he'll blow up.
Heh, I remember my first krabby patty. .
LOL
You like Krabby Patties don’t you Squidward?
YES SPONGEBOB! I LOVE KRABBY PATTIES.
Dad: god said that there's going to be a flood.
Mother: welp *GUESS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE* 👌👌
😂👌
The movie should be comedy
8:15
👌👌
Heard da original. Understand why someone would translate/adapt such wording with that comedy gold line. Bet it's her look on her face
C O ME D Y
G O L D
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For those lame-os that want to know what she actually meant:
she shoulda said "but then we'd all be dead?" with a followup of that dude sayin "nope, not us. we're the saved chosen ones" ..yea, i'm fun at parties
I love how she just causally accepts the fact that they’re going to die
Not even casually; she's downright happy!
I'm a little concerned about her mental health, ngl. XD
“That means we’re all going to die!”
She said, calmly.
Ah yes, the most deadly of the seven deadly sins, sloth. Beware it’s tempting grasp.
Y is ur image Zucker from Animal Crossing
Not a bad thing
I'm just saying
sans, thank you
I can tell
"Oh right when they're in trouble they remember I exist"
Religion 101
FRRRRRRRRRRR
The fact that people don't attend churches as often but still regularly use cemeteries . . . . . .
Well, I'm sure you can figure ou the rest
@@MrManowar6 no, i really can't. what do you mean
Depends on the religion tho. There are religions that don’t have a concept of a personal god or any god in general. Others believe that god is literally everywhere and in everything (pantheism) but without being the sum of all things at the same time (panentheism).
What you describe generally is the „problem“ with the concept of a personal god.
*I think this is Satan's plan to ruin Noah's ark.* *and it worked*
Bewbs
I see why you clicked this video
Ah good times! What a treat to see this again! I haven’t watched this video in ages and it’s definitely one of your best reviews ever! Well done! Ah The old classic days of Saberspark furry movie reviews! Always a pleasure to revisit!
"Buddha's book."
>book
>singular
*laughs in Pāļi Canon*
"Let's eat the predators!" That part actually got me
Fun fact:pigs are omnivorous. They can and WILL eat meat ( even living one)
Duddridge1 It was a very obvious joke.
This is the Zootopia prequel!
the joke that got me is when they prayed to god and he woke up and was like "they remember me when they're in trouble"
EAT THE RICH!!
Actually, in Argentina and other latin countries children are told that their teeth are picked by "Pérez Mouse" instead of the Tooth Fairy. It's just a cultural difference.
What..? XD That'd actually be terrifying as a kid thinking a mouse is gonna come and steal your teeth as they fall out lmao
It looses most of the scare when the money part shows up.
True in Mexico they do that
Well, I think a rat isn't worse than a mosquitoe-woman that invades my room at night.
Same in Europa