Lol, like his car's broken down on the side if the road and Tom just pulls up and offers to jump over it. Then Robert Forester is just like "Omg, that's such a nice gesture." 😂
The real nature was that it was planned - do you people really think this stuff happens randomly in a 9 minute video? Let me make it clear for you people - there is no such thing as total "reality" in ANYTHING that is filmed.
@@orvil9223 dream killer… how dare you, Jeans and real momies never lie, play games or joke about this stuff… beat me, kick me, don’t be stingy… you bet I’m coming up may ight???
So apparently Tom was lucky he broke an arm and a leg trying to dunk…if it had been 2 legs he’d be sitting in a wheelchair and Christina would be sitting on some new Daddy’s face. See Tom, God does love you 😘
If it wasn't for the fact that he did actually seriously injure himself, the wife's call would have been beyond annoying but he did so I was laughing the whole time.
A wise man once told me “influencers are basically comedians without jokes, and comedians are basically influencers without style” Tom Segura lives up to that
Haha love that. Oh no its the wife. Then he's talking about the car and I'm thinking oh this was set up to talk about the car. LOL, no it was a genuine wife call!
Sacrilege , that the House of Blues was torn down for the Pendry. Developers & bulldozers win again. HOB was such a legend of live music performances on Sunset in its short run.
Christina yelling at Tom to go slow while he's getting passed by Ford fusions is hilarious
i was thinking the same thing XD
High and tight
Lmfao. Didn't notice that. Thank you!
Yelling? That was a rather formal discussion
Keeping Christina's call in the video was comedy gold.
"How much is your life insurance" best shit
Ecspeacily the part where tom became a sell out for a 10 minute McLaren ad
@@brumbysandwhich3854 Ok Bert
@@brumbysandwhich3854 and how is that a bad thing?
@@brumbysandwhich3854 what's wrong with promoting things that you like?
“If you break yourself, no D touches for a whole year” that killed me
So wrong on so many levels. Sex should NEVER be used as a weapon.
@@CC_Marauder she's kidding. probably. they're comedians chill out
@@CC_Marauder D touches are the only thing that motivates Tom.
@@CC_Marauder if you were a real mommy, you would know a D getting referenced is ALWAYS inside of a bigger joke
@@bsbgk683 fax
Burnt Chrysler is going to be SOO jealous
I don't think Burnt could fit in it....
You mean Bruce Kreischer?
Why you making fun of Blart?
@@evanripple3230 Kerschner
Bruce kischner?
" For F*@k sakes Tom, you already broke half your body this past year" hahahahahahaha. That was too funny.
The Wife: "No D Touches for a year"
Tom: " Driving super slow right now."
Christina even in a different location can’t help but interrupt tim when he’s making his content
Christine
Who's Tim?
Don't be surprised when Timmy gives her his lefts and rights again after this 😳👁💥💪👊✨✨✨🐰
One leg wasn't enough apparently
Mommy jeans worried about daddy jeans 😆
Christina's call had me laughing. Glad they did not edit that out 👍
That ffs Tom killed me
Wow, I was on the fence but after this video I will certainly purchase the all-new 2021 McLaren GT!
😂
I'm getting the same colour so I can be like Tom.
@@Rangifulla mine delivered tuesday, is painted rainbow
You're only getting one? I'm getting 7
I had a completely different thought in my head when you said You "jumped" Robert Forster's car. Weeeee......
Thought the same.
"I jumped his car." Here's me thinking he jumped over it, possibly with a basketball.
Lol, like his car's broken down on the side if the road and Tom just pulls up and offers to jump over it. Then Robert Forester is just like "Omg, that's such a nice gesture." 😂
my high ass thought like a ramp i was like gah damn lol
nitro circus shit you know
It’s good they didn’t edit out that hilarious piece of marital bull-shit that most couples get into on the regular.
The great equalizer
Because there was nothing funny to edit... Tom is a very UNfunny man....
Since it's planned for the video, they probably wouldn't edit it out. You people are so gullible with anything on video.
I was going to like this comment but the “like” count was/is 69. So I left it.
Loved the real nature of Christina's call
The real nature was that it was planned - do you people really think this stuff happens randomly in a 9 minute video? Let me make it clear for you people - there is no such thing as total "reality" in ANYTHING that is filmed.
@@orvil9223 dream killer… how dare you, Jeans and real momies never lie, play games or joke about this stuff… beat me, kick me, don’t be stingy… you bet I’m coming up may ight???
@@orvil9223 Low and loose comment right here.
Is Tom starting a car review channel? Cuz I would totally watch it. 95% stories and 5% car related shit lol
That would be dope
Timmy's going to give Carol another attitude adjustment for bugging him 👀👊💥💥💥✨✨✨
More pink eye. She’ll learn
Its comforting to know that as rich as Tom is, his wife still bitches him out just like the rest of us lol
It goes to show No Matter what you do for a woman you can never please them and their mission in life is too s#it on a man!
Tina's so cute telling Tomas to keep his shit together.
Can’t wait to watch or listen to his next Stand-Up Special. Tom’s one of the absolute BEST in Stand-Up Comedy.
tom is funny.
So apparently Tom was lucky he broke an arm and a leg trying to dunk…if it had been 2 legs he’d be sitting in a wheelchair and Christina would be sitting on some new Daddy’s face. See Tom, God does love you 😘
The call with Christina is pure gold! I love em so much
Miss these videos! OG Tom
After that phone call from Christina I can understand why Tom broke her leg.
I can't wait until he trains the kids to push her down the stairs for him.
@@cornelionsqween8028 They're going to leave their toys on the steps.
These are the absolute best!!! Can’t wait for the “Willow Springs” content
This dude slept thru seven shotgun blasts.
Nothing is like sitting in a $300,000 exotic and having the health and safety sticker staring at you the entire time
That thing is so ingrained into me it just blends in it would be weird for it to not be there
That banter with your wife put you far above the other car tubers in my opinion lol I’m only watching u now
I'm so glad the call was kept in the video 🤣
If it wasn't for the fact that he did actually seriously injure himself, the wife's call would have been beyond annoying but he did so I was laughing the whole time.
We miss you too, Jeans! Glad to hear you give LA some love, still.
Tom: OMG im going to drive a Mclaren!!
Also Tom: Im going to pick up some diapers and twinkies!
nope, just nope
Dude props for the LA love since lots of comedians have just been about how it sucks
It does in its own ways for sure 😆
T-Buns putting out the best car commercial ever.
Wow, Tom. You're like a real UA-camr now. When are you gonna start boxing?
He’s gotta be able to use his fingers again first😂😂😂😂
"Yeah he definitely reloaded" 😂😂
I can't stop looking at that pinch in the leather headrest
These scenes of marital bliss make me happy.
There is like a Seinfeld style to presenting a car now. Shows how brilliant he is in the small details.
is that the wifey from hell ?! lol
imagine if he said he was going to shoot some hoops for a second !!!
Tom mentioning Method man instantly reminded me of the joke he told in one of his specials. 😂😂.
That's right he was one of the many dicks in that story wasn't he... LOL
Vlogs like this would sick
Wouldn't it be great if the vid went on another 5 secs and after the call ended he just floored it with a crazy as laugh and mad man grin
Tom gives off those Garth vibes when he tries to smile. Creepy ass thumbnail.
If he starts singing,we are doomed
I like how Tom says "they claim" because you know he's about to put them high and tight and test it himself
🤣🤣🤣 I love how he shit himself when Christina got serious- like every husband when they hear that “tone” in her voice! 🤣🤣
god DAMN that's a beautiful looking, wrap-myself-around-the-side-of-a-pole looking machine
Love these, Tom
Surprised Tom didn't say "H EY CH RIS TEEEEENAAAAAA" when she called
just got tickets to your show near me in may of 2022 and its already almost sold out! keep killin the game tom!
Man I was loving this till Christine called😂
Yes! Keep these coming
Noone:...
Tom reviewing a car: Here's a murder story
"Would you still love me if, I came in a wheelchair?" That silence was deafening! Yikes, my dude!
Damn is this that one video where tom talks about his bumper falling off?
A wise man once told me “influencers are basically comedians without jokes, and comedians are basically influencers without style”
Tom Segura lives up to that
Ain't he both?
haha
you can totally tell that is not your normal conversation with your wife by her "Uh-Huh".
0:46 I love how he pointed out the truck driving by. That's how you know he's really there and it's not a green screen.
Now you're in Texas, a lot of open highway. Keep the series going.
1:50 😂😂 lmao that's why your one of the best
He moved to Austin but still rocks an LA hat 🤔
I was upset the Segura's left the city of angels so I broke them
Give me my pet hamster back you fuck.
Why did you make me short fucka?!
Amen.
God has my call for prayers gotten enough likes on Facebook for you to heal my dieing friend yet?? Please please
D touches are pretty good, thats a good bargaining strategy
Did she just say, “If you break yourself, no D touches for a year”?? 😂 😂 😂
I love that it has Texas plates. Lol
Tommy buns we love you man !
Christina, God Love her by the way... you better.. you better. And tom with I found this McLaren and no one would drive it but me 😂😂😂😂
While on the phone I would have faked an accident. "Yea, don't worry hon... Oh no..no!! .Oh fuc....*click*"
Christine is such a wife.
“Tom Segura’s Garage” can become the new car show when Leno retires
That phone call is why I’m not getting married again. Jesus
Speaking of arms; good to see you're doing better. That was a nasty spill.
that convo was triggering, only god and the police could tell me to go slow in a mclaren lol
LA is literally in hospice care 😂
Got DAMN Matt Farah really hooked you up Todd
Love the Jeans
he's slowly morphing into garth
Those crazy blue eyes really make the McLaren pop! 😍
Nothing like it.
Ask Ken.
Cat got your tungsten? Lol
I don't know why but I'm obsessed with tom 😍
The skinnier Tom gets, the more he looks like Rod Dyrdek 😆
Holy shit 207 for your show in Irvine for 2 people! 😂 this isn’t Long Beach pricing 😂
The discomfort on Tom's face during that call is the face of every man in a relationship
Haha love that. Oh no its the wife. Then he's talking about the car and I'm thinking oh this was set up to talk about the car. LOL, no it was a genuine wife call!
I had two kids here (as he points to his crotch!!) - THATS freakin funny!!!
Christina busting Tom's balls mid-show is priceless
Why does the glass have a checkered pattern to it?
Any one else detect that choke up when he said he doesn't live there anymore? Shit was wild, Big T got feelings for the city of angels
nice car,thanks for sharing
Pretty humble guy
Has Tom driven in Seattle, Atlanta, NAshville, etc? LA traffic is bad but at least you have options, side streets, other freeways.
Get back on that horse Tom, Dunk Contest 2022!!
Car is badass tom dont give it back
That's the first time I've ever heard Christina sound like such a buzzkill.
She's been hanging out with Berts wife too much.
Oh yeah now I remember why I never got married
Anyone been to the store on a weekday night? Is it a line down the block or what?
Tom’s the best
Sacrilege , that the House of Blues was torn down for the Pendry. Developers & bulldozers win again. HOB was such a legend of live music performances on Sunset in its short run.
Outside Austin the speed limit is 85 and no one even cares if you speed. There is also the F1 track that people can drive on once a week.
oh the Cat Club... sad when it closed (the one that used to be near The Whiskey?). Now I'm curious where'd you relocate to...
I moved away from WeHo ago. I miss it every day. There's a pot store on La Brea called Hollywood High Grade. I miss it more 😭
CP be trippin on Tom lmfao