Light would be the kind of guy to find out he's on the naughty list and go to the north pole to write his name in the death note because he's clearly opposed to the god of the new world.
Funny enough, if he existed in Death Note, it wouldn't even work. Even using Saint Nick's real name and face wouldn't do jack, because Light would be messing with the Most High - and the gods of death can't overcome He who defeated Death.
@@josephjoestar953Well, Santa Claus came from Saint Nicolau, and the saints overcome death in their communion with Christ, and nothing can overcome Christ, He's the king of the universe.
That's too obvious, can't you tell they're doing the hit anime "That time I got reincarnated as a tactical combat femboy, and now I'm working to overthrow the government!" next?
Imagine if light got the powers of santa instead. With his his Naughty or Nice Note, he gets to determine the gifts or punishments of people. Coal, while being the default, wouldn't be sufficient for Light's plans.
L dodging Light's accusations with verbal jargon is the equivalent to me answering my relative's "Have you done anything special this year?" With "I have been preserving continuous effort, allocating it all when I see a perfect opportunity that will maximize rewards for the amount of effort put in" Meaning, I'm procrastinating, I'm 'resting' until I see the 'right moment'. Except the tax evasion and the 3rd jet
light: "this video truly is the christmas present of all time" L: "video? christmas present? but these videos are released basically every week or so... could he be mocking me because i didn't get a single present? that's something kira would do... i believe there is now a 99% chance light is kira."
L: "Oh, so you admit you knew about the cameras the whole time? And on that day it just happens to be the one day Kira only kills a couple of petty criminals not worth killing over?"
Lyrics L:Merry Christmas Light Light:and marry chrismas to you, L! L:So Light, what'd you get from Santa? A fountain pen? A new watch? A mini LCD TV Light:Oh, nothing like that, i just got some nice socks to keep warm this winter, that's all. You know... i think Christmas is a really Humbling Holiday. it's just... you know it's freezing outside and... you're indoors with famility to celebrate it really isn't about the gifts you know? L:That's exactly right,light. Just remember Santa loves *everybody* as long as you haven't been naughty. What's a lot better than getting coal for Christmas, huh? Light:Oh definitely, and merry Christmas to you, L. So what presents did you get? L:A $20 million bonus Light:What L:i have a new jet- Light:wha- L:Yeah... bissness has been doing well this year :] Light:And is that what you wanted? L:Well... a third jet is always nice to have Light:Well... it looks like Santa discriminates a little bit based on your class... L:What makes you say that? Light: ...look at the difference between the stuff we got! L:Maybe I've just been nicer than u Light: Well, i know *that's* not true L:And what makes you say that? Light:You literally have child laborers! L:allegedly Light:Kira is at least justified in some people's views! He makes the world a better place for innocent people who want to live a viruous life L:Well, i mean... two can play thay game Light:hiring children!? L:Providing the youth work experience Light:Huh. What!? Bribing government officials to your overlook your- L:Fostering Cooperative relationships with regulative bodies to streamline processes Light:tax evasion!? L:optimizing resource allocation To ensure maximum reinvestment into the bissness Light:Dumping toxic waste!? L: contributing to local ecosystems by introducing Light:What!? Union busting!? L:preserving workplace harmony and protecting employees from... *Harmful* ideologies Light:laying off everyone from the police force!? I mean, were the only ones left! L: ... enabling career flexibility and opening new doors for employees Light:employing third-world workers for pennies on the dollar? L:creating opportunities and underserved regions and promoting cultural exchange Light:Cultural exchange okay... What about this time you put cameras all over my house? That's right, L. i knew you put cameras all over my house ,including* in my own room. So what wre you gonna say about that? L: ... enhancing trust through oversight Light:FU-
I love how there's no monologues here, L knows Light is Kira, and Light knows that so long as he doesn't kill laborers in prime work age, there won't be any issues.
Now, thinking about it; that would ruin Christmas forever. Half the children population dead overnight. The Who's lost all their gifts. They had still had Christmas Spirit. Angery green guy with the death note would cancel any holiday joy.
An additional anime... *Turns blue and death note music plays.* So it'll have to be something popular to maximise viewership...but it could be something nostalgic to capitalise on the old fanbases. It'll have to be different enough so it'll stand out in the crowd, have voices readily available though...ahem...'resources' and be popular enough to guarantee views. My guess is either.....Overlord or Gurren Lagann.
Union Busting isn't necessarily a bad thing. It depends on what the union is doing. For example, maybe L is a member of an employer's union and the employee union he busted was trying to bust that union.
After watching this video, I think L would be an amazing real estate agent. But we all know he wouldn’t do it himself. Why do the hob when the “alleged” child labor can do it for you?
Y'know, I'm surprised there's no video about Luigi and the United Healthcare CEO. You'd think that'd be the exact perfect thing for L and Light to comment on.
Using THAT image when saying "it's freezing outside" is crazy
She got too jolly that she was never seen again
Diabolical
*I mean, that woman's body isn't having too much heat after that, I know by experience, she's really cold in the inside*
….allegedly
@@junkoenoshima6756 Thats such a cursed comment, I love it
"You literally have child laborers!" "Allegedly 👆" bro 💀😭
😂😂😂
The line of mentally unstable children trained since tender ages and with intense pression to be a potential sucessor to him: "hello there"
wait what who are the children
I like how Misa is silently there looking at them weirdly and then she just leaves.
Especially since it’s her birthday- I feel like that makes it even more awkward 😭
I like how L being A bad person further proves Death Note's point. Literally any bad action can be justified if you find the right spin.
Nah I support cultural exchange
@@Cyan-yu I don't
@@FenVT Put them little hands to work
Ok, how would you spin L pimping out Misa and her friends to rescue Matsuda in a justified way?
@@CyanRooper creative negotiation plus reporting a criminally-ran business
THE WAY THE JOLLY MUSIC STOPS WHEN THEY SAY SMTH OUT OF POCKET IS KILLING ME
The children yearn for the mines
@@HelloBoots as always :)
"Are those miners in the race?"
They are called minors for a reason
And the politicians yearn for the M̶i̶n̶o̶r̶s̶ miners.
That's why they are called minors
Light writes down, "Santa Claus" in the Death Note on Christmas Eve next
Saint Nicholas rolling behind you: Ho Ho Ho!!! You fool
If it’s like the Santa Clause then it wouldn’t because it’s a mantle and not an actual name 😂
I love you Shadow
Light would be the kind of guy to find out he's on the naughty list and go to the north pole to write his name in the death note because he's clearly opposed to the god of the new world.
Funny enough, if he existed in Death Note, it wouldn't even work. Even using Saint Nick's real name and face wouldn't do jack, because Light would be messing with the Most High - and the gods of death can't overcome He who defeated Death.
@@KopperNeoman What? Did I like... miss some Santa lore growing up?
@@josephjoestar953Well, Santa Claus came from Saint Nicolau, and the saints overcome death in their communion with Christ, and nothing can overcome Christ, He's the king of the universe.
I thought you were going to say break into Santa's workshop and write his own name in the "Nice Note"
@@josephjoestar953I think he’s confusing Santa Claus with Jesus Christ…
1:09 “providing children with work experience”
2:02 Please be it Code Geass
*Pray to heaven's for allowance of "WHAYARE YUO BAIING CLOTHS ATE SUUPSTOR" in this place*
it is going to be naruto
It'll be nice for him to do Gurren Lagann or Hellsing!
@@toruoikawa2247 eww
That's too obvious, can't you tell they're doing the hit anime "That time I got reincarnated as a tactical combat femboy, and now I'm working to overthrow the government!" next?
Hope u guys had a GREAT day off make sure to spend time with ur family and not watch youtube all day! (after watching my video, of course)
your an ass posting this at close to 12 making me stay up late
Had a great day with that third jet
U uploading this made my day better dude
Merry Christmas my boi
Marry Christmas 🎄
0:15 He's out of line, but he's right.
Well props to Light, he actually made L need to think for a moment on the last one.
Securing employee alibis and fertility insurance.
This video is useful for learning the Fallacy of Euphemism. Suprisingly education video from a parody video.
Gonna recommend to others as well.
0:43 Light just couldn’t help not getting into a debate, even on Christmas. I’m starting to think he enjoys it at this point 😂
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DETECTIVES!!!
The cut to Naomi after saying its "freezing outside" was just... cold man, cold
Santa even gives the child laborers 2 minute breaks!
Imagine if light got the powers of santa instead. With his his Naughty or Nice Note, he gets to determine the gifts or punishments of people. Coal, while being the default, wouldn't be sufficient for Light's plans.
"Enhancing Trust Through Oversight" 😂😂😂
That "look at the difference between the things we have" It was personal there
Light brought up Kira for seemingly no reason as if to compare Kira to L, as if Light is Kira. Highly suspicious.
L dodging Light's accusations with verbal jargon is the equivalent to me answering my relative's "Have you done anything special this year?" With "I have been preserving continuous effort, allocating it all when I see a perfect opportunity that will maximize rewards for the amount of effort put in"
Meaning, I'm procrastinating, I'm 'resting' until I see the 'right moment'. Except the tax evasion and the 3rd jet
Best Christmas movie ever.
Light just casually revealing he's Kira and L just not giving a fuck is always one of my favorite parts
"A third jet is always nice to have"
WHAT ABOUT THE 20 FREAKING MILLION YOU GOT!?
Itachi saying to treasure your family is crazy
Yes!! New Death Note! Merry Christmas!
L had those planned for this specific occasion. You cannot convince me otherwise.
20 MILLION!?!? 0:31
And a jet
And a new jet.
Itachi saying cherish your family is funny
I got my dad back for Christmas, merry Christmas
light: "this video truly is the christmas present of all time"
L: "video? christmas present? but these videos are released basically every week or so... could he be mocking me because i didn't get a single present? that's something kira would do... i believe there is now a 99% chance light is kira."
Merry Christmas, KoreanSwede. Best gift ever!
L has become like literally every story's villain.
L: "Oh, so you admit you knew about the cameras the whole time? And on that day it just happens to be the one day Kira only kills a couple of petty criminals not worth killing over?"
merry christmas
"It isn't really about the gifts."
Starts complaining about the gifts.
0:15 That’s a violation
Lyrics
L:Merry Christmas Light
Light:and marry chrismas to you, L!
L:So Light, what'd you get from Santa? A fountain pen? A new watch? A mini LCD TV
Light:Oh, nothing like that, i just got some nice socks to keep warm this winter, that's all. You know... i think Christmas is a really Humbling Holiday. it's just... you know it's freezing outside and... you're indoors with famility to celebrate it really isn't about the gifts you know?
L:That's exactly right,light. Just remember Santa loves *everybody* as long as you haven't been naughty. What's a lot better than getting coal for Christmas, huh?
Light:Oh definitely, and merry Christmas to you, L. So what presents did you get?
L:A $20 million bonus
Light:What
L:i have a new jet-
Light:wha-
L:Yeah... bissness has been doing well this year :]
Light:And is that what you wanted?
L:Well... a third jet is always nice to have
Light:Well... it looks like Santa discriminates a little bit based on your class...
L:What makes you say that?
Light: ...look at the difference between the stuff we got!
L:Maybe I've just been nicer than u
Light: Well, i know *that's* not true
L:And what makes you say that?
Light:You literally have child laborers!
L:allegedly
Light:Kira is at least justified in some people's views! He makes the world a better place for innocent people who want to live a viruous life
L:Well, i mean... two can play thay game
Light:hiring children!?
L:Providing the youth work experience
Light:Huh. What!? Bribing government officials to your overlook your-
L:Fostering Cooperative relationships with regulative bodies to streamline processes
Light:tax evasion!?
L:optimizing resource allocation
To ensure maximum reinvestment into the bissness
Light:Dumping toxic waste!?
L: contributing to local ecosystems by introducing
Light:What!? Union busting!?
L:preserving workplace harmony and protecting employees from... *Harmful* ideologies
Light:laying off everyone from the police force!? I mean, were the only ones left!
L: ... enabling career flexibility and opening new doors for employees
Light:employing third-world workers for pennies on the dollar?
L:creating opportunities and underserved regions and promoting cultural exchange
Light:Cultural exchange okay... What about this time you put cameras all over my house? That's right, L. i knew you put cameras all over my house ,including* in my own room. So what wre you gonna say about that?
L: ... enhancing trust through oversight
Light:FU-
i didn't expect the koreanswede christmas special to turn into a parody of linkedin, but i appreciate it
Was that Itachi's ovice at the end? Also this was amazing as per usual. You really are my go-to for news now. xD
Merry Christmas 🎄 and Happy Birthday Jesus ❤️✝️
Hello there ❄️
Merry Christmas 🎄
Thought L would be a "happy holidays" kinda guy
Damn, ur right
@@KoreanSwede maybe
Merry Christmas too Itachi (?)
Peak as always. Merry Christmas everyone!
I love how there's no monologues here, L knows Light is Kira, and Light knows that so long as he doesn't kill laborers in prime work age, there won't be any issues.
L: merry Christmas kira :light: thank you
Checkmate, Light. Lmaoooo
Finally u aploadeddddd ty for the vid
Merry Christmas
Honestly I thought L, as a business tycoon would be really happy to receive coal
At this point Light and L have ascended into higher order meme characters.
L's twenty million and private jet can only mean he's really best friends with Santa
2:09 that voice sounds very Itachi + “Cherish your family” makes me think Naruto
POV of L: What did u get for Christmas Light?
POV of Light: Some Potato chips…
Nice writing as usual. Oooh it sounds like we'll hear Itachi next week.
Imagine Santa accidentally written this naughty and nice list in the Death Note.
Now, thinking about it; that would ruin Christmas forever. Half the children population dead overnight. The Who's lost all their gifts. They had still had Christmas Spirit. Angery green guy with the death note would cancel any holiday joy.
"Allegedly" bro said it himself that's not an allegation that's a confession
They might be called Santa's "little helpers" but that juicy ass contract he signed with L clearly states child labour.
Avoiding taxes always puts you on the nice list
That wasn't even L who put the cameras as well. It was Watari. I wonder what Watari got for Christmas.
Really good video sweade
Now this is a good present.
ILL GIVE YOU THE SHINIGAMI EYES AT HALF PRICE ON CHRISTMAS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA 🍎
A new Death Note video? Have you been reading my Christmas list? Lol
"union busting" "preserving work place harmony" L isn't wrong about that one.
I was full on expecting L to be all up Light's ass about his gift. If he had gotten coal, he was Kira
Enhancing trust through oversight ☠️
The Christmas gift I never knew I needed.
Wouldn’t want anyone to get coal, especially…The children their ability to work might go down.
The reduction in child productivity would directly jeopardise your dead man's switch, which would put the Kira Case at risk.
@@KopperNeoman you get it ;)
corporate pr training be like
No way?!?!?!?!
Itachi and Sasuke AI shenanigans?!?!?! 😱
I cherish you Mr Swede
I'm feeling a Code Geass appearance
An additional anime...
*Turns blue and death note music plays.*
So it'll have to be something popular to maximise viewership...but it could be something nostalgic to capitalise on the old fanbases. It'll have to be different enough so it'll stand out in the crowd, have voices readily available though...ahem...'resources' and be popular enough to guarantee views. My guess is either.....Overlord or Gurren Lagann.
Fountain pen
It over, he knows
Code Geass Please 🥺
Union Busting is something L would DEFINITELY do😔💔
Union Busting isn't necessarily a bad thing. It depends on what the union is doing. For example, maybe L is a member of an employer's union and the employee union he busted was trying to bust that union.
Weird how Santa always gives proportially more expensive presents to children of wealthier families
The government could see it as a little suspicious otherwise.
2:02 It’s not gonna be assassination classroom but it should be!
Merry Christmas to you guys too!
Merry Christmas KoreanSwede and everyone watching 😄
Merry christmas! L is peak corporate executive
@@colonelmdoge3248 yep
L turning out to be way more fucked up than Kira is always entertaining
Is the other show Code Geass?
After watching this video, I think L would be an amazing real estate agent. But we all know he wouldn’t do it himself. Why do the hob when the “alleged” child labor can do it for you?
Damn no one acknowledged Misa’s birthday 😔
hol.y shit L's corporate level deflections are GOD TIER
2:05
I hope its Cory In The House, or better yet, Highschool DxD.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Death note class war when
Light and L arguing over if what they got was justified, and to defend himself light defends Kira?? Light kinda gave it away 😭
Merry Christmas peace on earth and good will to weebs
Y'know, I'm surprised there's no video about Luigi and the United Healthcare CEO. You'd think that'd be the exact perfect thing for L and Light to comment on.
But there is
@todorstojanov3100 So there is, I appear to be blind.
why does L sound like the european commission 💀
Merry christmas to all 😊
I want my CV to be written by L so badly!! 😭😭
The children built the jets