Well kiddo blame the august coup Gorbachev was trying to establish a new democratic USSR. But the hardliners staged a coup which the people did not support
1990: Lithuania: Yeah! Goodbye guys! *Lithuania left the party* Georgia: I'm going too *Georgia left the party* Estonia: Hey Latvia! Wanna come with me? Latvia: Sure! This union is crap *Estonia left the party* *Latvia left the party* Moldova: Guys! I'm done! Goodbye... Azerbaijan: Me too! *Moldova left the party* *Azerbaijan left the party* Uzbekistan: Guys! Let's go! We're not staying with those commies anymore! Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan (at the same time): Ok! *Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan left the party* *Tajikistan left the party* Armenia: Guys, sorry but I can't stay *Armenia left the party* Kazakhstan: Oh no! My fellas are gone! Well, at least you're not leaving! Right Turkmenistan? ... Kazakhstan: Turkmenistan? *Turkmenistan left the party* Ukraine: Well, everyone's leaving, I better leave too! Belarus: If you're leaving, then I'm leaving as well Ukraine! Ukraine: Ok! *Ukraine left the party* *Belarus left the party* Russia: Ok Mongolia! You're free... hey Kazakhstan! You're staying right? Kazakhstan: Yeah! I am! Russia: Good... because I don't feel so good! *Russia dies and becomes capitalist* New Russian Government: Sorry! Kazakhstan! We're leaving the USSR! *Russia has left the party* Kazakhstan: What? Well, whatever... you guys are all worthless! I can do this alone! *silence* Kazakhstan: Well... guess I have no choice... *a tear falls off Kazakhstan's eye* *Kazakhstan deletes USSR party* *Kazakhstan left the party*
@@gammrockfeddy4373 look I would have loved it if it was Konigsberg as well but since Germany itself literally gave up any claim to it without any resistance means it didn't want it so yes it is Kaliningrad.
@@syrianarmy8654 Actually Mongolia not allied with China, only economic highly depended on China. Before the Manchu taken down Beijing, the Outer Mongolia (Current Mongolia) is not under control by China. Outer Mongolia is taken down by Manchu which corporated with tribes of Inner Mongolia, because they want to taken down the current Xinjiang region which controlled by Junggar. Means the outer Mongolia is force to became part of China via war, that's why they will never allied with China
GREATEST ... COUNTRY IN THE WORLD..... ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM KAZAKHSTAN HOME OF TINSHEIN SWIMMING POOL ITS LENGTH 30 METER WIDTH 6 METER FILTRATION SYSTEM A WONDER TO BEHOLD IT REMOVE 80 PERCENT OF HUMAN SOLID WASTE
this is bullshit because the population of Kazakhstan is smaller than the population of Moscow and St. Petersburg combined. And 8 times less than the population of Russia.
@@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 nahh, there was no such thing as a Russian satellite Mongolia… the guy is trippin. Mongolia cut ties with the USSR before the collapse.
dániel jenovác ARTICLE 17. To every Union Republic is reserved the right freely to secede from the U.S.S.R. That's why Country called Soviet Union not Russian union
Ignorant? I think not. Russia is the country that birthed the USSR, they're the country that forced other soviet states into the USSR and when they could no longer forcibly hold states in it, they left, and once Russia was all that was left, besides Kazakhstan, what was the point in calling themselves anything other....than Russia?
tremedar First, they didn't force anyone, if they did, they would literally crush the sepatarist protests with its 4 million troops. USSR is not a fucking empire. Insert that fact to your stupid fucking head. Second, UK is also the country that birthded the US, Australia, India, South Africa, a bunch of North African nations, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, Malaysia and much much more. So with that logic, why don't you call them UK? Although you accept both states as a so called "empire"? You're fighting your own logic.
tremedar You're also forcibly holding states, what about UK, Serbia, Germany, Canada, Spain, Belgium, China, they are also forcibly holding states, does that make them an empire too? No. Because they are all US puppets. You find reasons to criticize those who don't like the US only.
USSR was not communist dumb fucks it was socialist. Communism is nice idea sold to russians average IQ masses. Democracy is same nice idea which nothing but a lie. People who gave you nazism communism (socialism) and democracy sits in Vatican. They are called Jesuit order
Major events: 0:22 - New leader 1:03 - Borders change and new soviet divisions form 1:12 - WW2 begins, USSR gains land 1:18 - Germany invades Western USSR 1:25 - Germany pushed back, USSR gains land 1:29 - Tanna Tuva taken by USSR 1:32 - Major border changes, new Soviet Satellites 1:33 - USSR loses a ton of land in China 1:42 - USSR loses North Korea 1:56 - New leader 2:02 - New leader again 2:33 - New leader again again 2:35 - Timeskip 2:37 - USSR invades Afghanistan 2:47 - New leader 2:51 - New leader again 2:54 - New leader again again 2:56 - USSR loses land in Afghanistan 2:59 - USSR loses Soviet Satellites 3:01 - USSR begins collapse with independence of Lithuania 3:06 - Georgia declares independence 3:08 - Estonia declares independence 3:10 - Latvia declares independence 3:11 - Moldova declares independence 3:14 - Azerbajian declares independence 3:16 - Kyrgyzstan & Uzbekistan declare independence 3:18 - Tajikistan declares independence 3:19 - Armenia declares independence 3:23 - Turkmenistan declares independence 3:27 - Chechnya declares independence 3:31 - Ukraine becomes independant 3:37 - Belarus secedes USSR 3:41 - Russia secedes from USSR 3:47 - Kazakhstan declares independence 3:52 - Offical dissolve of Soviet Union (USSR)
@@localphatbeet8532 People who actually experience USSR's lies, propaganda and murders: hate USSR. European/American kids: YoU EaRnEd a FrEe TiCkET tO GuLaG
In fact, the revolutionary socialists fought for the creation of the USSR, while Russia (or rather, the Russian government and army) fought against them.
by the way, interesting to know. Where are you from and are you satisfied with the collapse of the USSR? How do you feel about communism. I'm ftom Russia, Novosibirsk
@@First_one-uz2hp Fall of the USSR was the worst thing which happened to both the world and Russia. For russia, it meant losing 25% of its land, 50% of its population.Having two superpowers is always better than a unipolar world. The rise of communism is inevitable. Capitalism will eventually fall.
@@GenocideWesterners I thought that everyone was glad of falling of the great country, especially nato members. It is good to hear that it is a tragedy for some people. I'm from Russia and it is pity that we have lost our ancestral lands (I'm talking about Ukraine) and such a huge piece of land inhabited by fraternal peoples like Kazakhstan
The USSR might as well have been a landlocked country. The only practical ocean access they have, is through NATO controlled chokepoints, of Turkey, and Denmark. Sure they've got Vladivostok in the far east, but even that port ices up in the winter, and it is way far away from the main population centers of the Soviet Union.
Imagine an alternate timeline where someone in kazakhstan rises to power and goes full *kid who stays in a zoom call after the teacher leaves* and fixes the soviet union , then refills its ranks by giving more autonomy to different of its own provinces or other administrative regions, then proclaims them SSRs. It would be cool to see people go like “ok” at Kazakh shenanigans
Russian SFSR: Because this is the end.. Kazakh SSR: End of what? Russian SFSR: End of the Soviet U- *dead* Russia: Ooff.. what happened? Kazakh SSR: Oh man… I’m waiting a bit, maybe some other country wants to become a Soviet republic like me… right guys? Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan: *NO!* Kazakh SSR: Okay fine.. guess it’s my turn… *dead* Kazakhstan: Maybe this wasn’t a bad idea after all.. :3 guess the old Kazakhstan still lives happily!
some people present it as if any country was free to leave that's just a lie When Czech Republic wanted to leave the USSR invaded it and cruelly fought them
United forever in freindship and labour Our mighty republics will ever endure The great Soviet union will live through the ages The dream of a people that their fortress secure Long live our soviet motherland Built by the people's mighty hand Long live our people united and free Strong in our freindship Tried by fire Long may our crimson flag inspire Shining in glory for on men to see Through days dark and stormy great lenin lead us Our eyes saw the brightness of freedom above And stalin our leader who had faith in people Inspired us people to build up the land that we love Long live our soviet motherland Built by the people's mighty hand Long live our people united and free Stong in our freindship tried by fire Long may our crimson flag inspire Shining in glory for all men to see We fought for the future destroyed the invaders And brought our motherland laurels of fame Our glory will live on in the memory of nations And all generations will honour her name Long live our soviet motherland Built by the peoples mighty hand Long live our people united and free Srong in our friendship tried by fire Long may our crimson flag inspire Shining in glory for all men to see
@@98dayz25 kaliningrad is part of Russia, that's a map error. When Russia got out of the Soviet Union Kaliningrad should've done too, that's a map error.
@@98dayz25 I saw it man, that was a map error, Kaliningrad is part of Russia. When Russia got out of the USSR, Kaliningrad did it too, but the video didn't show it. Do a quick google research
@@rlm2933 Gorbachev was the first leader of the soviet union to allow freedom of speech and member states to declare independence! That's mainly the reason the Soviet Union fell, but he is by no means a bad guy. I can recommend oversimplifieds video regarding that topic, if you are interested! I think it is the one about the cold war
@@jackb7620 I think you’re forgetting the fact that he was a stalinist and Leninist, given the current state of the soviet union by the time he went into office, the soviet union was already collapsing, He had NO CHOICE, I bet you he would have done the same thing as all the corrupt soviet leaders would have done if the state wasn’t collapsing on its own, Plus my sources are checked in his own book.
@@jackb7620 He didn't allow the member states to leave, he was stabbed in the back by the Separatists whom he once trusted as colleagues. He wanted a free-er USSR because the country was plagued by corruption and inefficiencies since the '80s, but he didn't want a break-up.
1917: Russian Revolution 1922: Establishment of the USSR 1924: Iosif Stalin Aroses to Power 1939: Molotov Ribbentrop Pact 1940: Winter War 1941: Operation Barbarossa 1945: The Red Army Takes Berlin 1949: Comunist Satellites 1955: Nikita Krushev is the Leader 1964: Leonid Brezhnev 1979: Soviet-Afghan War 1985: Mikhail Gorbachev 1989: Fall of Comunist Satellites 1990: The Republics Leave 1991: Fall of the USSR
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@Some Asian Kid That Loves Aviation Dude, don't mix it with Stalingrad. Stalingrad is where the big battle was in 1942-1943, Kaliningrad is the former Königsberg. It's above Poland, on the Baltic shore.
The Soviet Union lasted for exactly 69 years nice. Edit: Kazakhstan was technically the Soviet Union for 4 days so, the Soviet Union actually lasted for 69 years.
Dario Isaković You’re right. It was the Council of the Republics (The Soviet of Nationalities) who vites themselves and the Soviet Union out of existence on December 26th 1991. That was the true date of the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
2:45 But then, Brezhnev got really old and died, and was replaced by this guy who was really old and died, and was replaced by this guy who was really old and died, and he was replaced by Mikhail Gorbachev.
China, today's biggest communist country had the most supercomputer in the world and an emerging superpower. Imagine if USSR still lives, we'll have smartphone and laptop made by Soviets.
When Russia secedes from the Soviet Union before Kazakhstan does... Kazakhstan: “Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.” (Sorry I’m beating a very dead horse)
There are *2 things* that come in my *mind* : A *non-Kazakh (Gorbachev)* ruled the *Kazakh SSR* for *4 days* . OR A *Kazakh (Nazarbayev)* ruled the *USSR* for *4 days* . Hoping *people* could see my *comment* . 😊😊😊
0:19 Vladimir Lenin 0:23 Joseph Stalin 1:56 Georgey Malenkov 2:02 Nikitia Khrushehev 2:33 Leonid Brezhnez 2:47 Yuri Andropov 2:51 Konstantin Chernenko 2:55 Mikhail Gorbachev
@@Feday1 he just saw the future with Gorbachev and died from stroke. I mean it's hard to do something if you are paralised and you forgot again to execute Beria
How the fuck could you make such a epic mistake in a video about the 'History of the Soviet Union"? I mean, it's just mindblowing. You put in all that effort in the graphics and yet you couldn't type in four numbers correctly.
JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is still U.S.S.R. , Like Kazakhstan from 12 December 1991 to 16 December 1991. And from 16 December to Christmas where is the last U.S.S.R. land? Kaliningrad!
3:41
"Russia secedes from the USSR"
Kazakhstan: Guess I'm in charge now.
Lynda Sapiro stop
Lmao
Facts
Shannon Heraty I can tell you are of gay
*your pokemon cards*
Kazakhstan like: wait where's everybody go?
松山音空 Where’d* Sorry...
Look at the small part of USSR near Lithuanya. They are still soviets
Reality Splitter Kaliningrad. Russian exclave.
(My band)Slim shady: where'd everybody go?
Gulag
Kazakhstan is that one classmate who forgot to leave the Zoom meeting even after the teacher had left
@Comic Sans Or the one who is sleeping and nobody wake up
that feeling when you are from Kazakhstan
So..... I am a Kazakh now?
*maybe I am Kazakhstan*
And Lithuania is that on kid who immediately leaves class right when the teacher is announce something when it’s time to leave.
Propaganda reason why USSR fell: They couldnt hold in the USSR
Real reason: Gobachev wanted Pizza hut
When gobachev wants pizza he gets pizza, even if that means a super power collapses
yes he wanted pizza and vodka
Lol that ad
No no, he wanted Taco Bell
Well kiddo blame the august coup
Gorbachev was trying to establish a new democratic USSR. But the hardliners staged a coup which the people did not support
3:45 Kazakhstan is the last member who leaved USSR.That looks like the Kazakhstan made USSR.
M&Ms&EDKfan805/PetarTheCrashFan2007 Actually, One of the first places the Bolshevik uprising happened, was in northern Kazakhstan.
@@SxVaNm345 case? I do not think so
@@SxVaNm345 no it started in Lenin grad
Left*
kazakhstan has like 18 million civillians on 2.725.000 km².
for comparison, germany has like 82 million civillians on 357.386 km².
1990:
Lithuania: Yeah! Goodbye guys!
*Lithuania left the party*
Georgia: I'm going too
*Georgia left the party*
Estonia: Hey Latvia! Wanna come with me?
Latvia: Sure! This union is crap
*Estonia left the party*
*Latvia left the party*
Moldova: Guys! I'm done! Goodbye...
Azerbaijan: Me too!
*Moldova left the party*
*Azerbaijan left the party*
Uzbekistan: Guys! Let's go! We're not staying with those commies anymore!
Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan (at the same time): Ok!
*Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan left the party*
*Tajikistan left the party*
Armenia: Guys, sorry but I can't stay
*Armenia left the party*
Kazakhstan: Oh no! My fellas are gone! Well, at least you're not leaving! Right Turkmenistan?
...
Kazakhstan: Turkmenistan?
*Turkmenistan left the party*
Ukraine: Well, everyone's leaving, I better leave too!
Belarus: If you're leaving, then I'm leaving as well Ukraine!
Ukraine: Ok!
*Ukraine left the party*
*Belarus left the party*
Russia: Ok Mongolia! You're free... hey Kazakhstan! You're staying right?
Kazakhstan: Yeah! I am!
Russia: Good... because I don't feel so good!
*Russia dies and becomes capitalist*
New Russian Government: Sorry! Kazakhstan! We're leaving the USSR!
*Russia has left the party*
Kazakhstan: What? Well, whatever... you guys are all worthless! I can do this alone!
*silence*
Kazakhstan: Well... guess I have no choice...
*a tear falls off Kazakhstan's eye*
*Kazakhstan deletes USSR party*
*Kazakhstan left the party*
It's good though.
Dollar no, Kazakhstan left ussr and its more better
u deserve my respect for doing this
Andrea Bianconero there, fixed
Nice
3:41
Russia: *leaves USSR*
Kazakhstan: da faq this whole idea was yours
😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕
@Grigori Kürcheitd Rossetti i wont click on random blue link
@@SultanGamer124_GD i will tho!
@@SultanGamer124_GD i regret clicking on the random blue link, but it was not a rick roll
@@wjjanshsbaan8599 a rickroll
2021:
USA: Da USSR no longer exists
Kaliningrad: That’s where you’re WRONG
Transnistria 😅
*Russia leaves*
Kazakhstan: Guess I'm in charge now.
*Kazakhstan leaves*
Kaliningrad: Guess I'm in charge now.
The General's still at it!
It’s Königsberg
No, it's KALININGRAD
@@gammrockfeddy4373 look I would have loved it if it was Konigsberg as well but since Germany itself literally gave up any claim to it without any resistance means it didn't want it so yes it is Kaliningrad.
I’m disappointed
My great grandma was alive from the start and the end of the USSR and died last year
Sorry to hear that, rip
Sorry to hear your story mate
Wow... The USSR was like her live
Bet she was an awesome person
RIP
3:41 Mongolia is now the Sea of Mongolia
Mongolia is allied with China
@@syrianarmy8654 be careful to saying something like that. Mongolians rival has always been china
@Sun Union Hello. We've meet again. Haven't we?
@Lee Ruan yeah yeah Mongolia hate china because history
@@syrianarmy8654 Actually Mongolia not allied with China, only economic highly depended on China.
Before the Manchu taken down Beijing, the Outer Mongolia (Current Mongolia) is not under control by China. Outer Mongolia is taken down by Manchu which corporated with tribes of Inner Mongolia, because they want to taken down the current Xinjiang region which controlled by Junggar. Means the outer Mongolia is force to became part of China via war, that's why they will never allied with China
4:03 I love the way he drink a vodka
(C) Joseph Stalin
He drink vodka like a real man. :)
Yes. Comrade.
Stalin was dogshit
@fr4nc3sc0_d0r1 it's wine not vodka
Yup, that is right guys. People tend to think that Russia was the Soviet Union, but in reality, it was Kazakhstan all along.
The more you know kids
Су
Nope, kazachstan wasn t soviet union, IT just didn t addopted a New flag, but only in 1992 he chanced the flag
GREATEST ... COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.....
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM
KAZAKHSTAN HOME OF TINSHEIN SWIMMING POOL
ITS LENGTH 30 METER WIDTH 6 METER
FILTRATION SYSTEM A WONDER TO BEHOLD
IT REMOVE 80 PERCENT OF HUMAN SOLID WASTE
Иди пей кумыс негр
this is bullshit because the population of Kazakhstan is smaller than the population of Moscow and St. Petersburg combined. And 8 times less than the population of Russia.
Every month of the ussr:
2:34:
*skips 14 years of Leonid Brezhnev*
Because don't was big changes
Ikr
потому что брежнев нихрена не сделал
@Andrew Chernyshev Рааассииия !Раассиия!Расееея!Раасеия!!
@@Nurix2k2 прогнивший, тоталитарный, скрепошвайный путинский режим...
armenia: declares independence
Belarus: declares independence
Mongolia: Becomes lake
HAHAHA!!! I know it just turns blue
It becames sea.
It turned into a Russian Satellite State,
So i agree
@@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 nahh, there was no such thing as a Russian satellite Mongolia… the guy is trippin. Mongolia cut ties with the USSR before the collapse.
xd
3:51 Well Kaliningrad is still in the Sovet Union
Königsberg *
@@anonym1868 thats german
Russia declared independence from the USSR...
That's sounds like that I give birth to one of my parents.
dániel jenovác ARTICLE 17. To every Union Republic is reserved the right freely to secede from the U.S.S.R.
That's why Country called Soviet Union not Russian union
DavidG Gv yeah we know but it just sounds so weird
Ignorant? I think not. Russia is the country that birthed the USSR, they're the country that forced other soviet states into the USSR and when they could no longer forcibly hold states in it, they left, and once Russia was all that was left, besides Kazakhstan, what was the point in calling themselves anything other....than Russia?
tremedar First, they didn't force anyone, if they did, they would literally crush the sepatarist protests with its 4 million troops. USSR is not a fucking empire. Insert that fact to your stupid fucking head. Second, UK is also the country that birthded the US, Australia, India, South Africa, a bunch of North African nations, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, Malaysia and much much more. So with that logic, why don't you call them UK? Although you accept both states as a so called "empire"? You're fighting your own logic.
tremedar You're also forcibly holding states, what about UK, Serbia, Germany, Canada, Spain, Belgium, China, they are also forcibly holding states, does that make them an empire too? No. Because they are all US puppets. You find reasons to criticize those who don't like the US only.
Imagine if Kazakhstan didn’t declare independence and became the USSR
Edit: Except it’s not a Union
Kazakhstan will be super super rare(SSR)
and it might be the longest war in human history
@@ussrsovietunion5561 My Motherland.
Коммунист OUR MOTHERLAND
@@ussrsovietunion5561 that's right.OUR SOVIET MOTHERLAND.
0:12 lol found and collapse at the same time
Communism doesn't work.
Glory to the soviet union!
A few minutes laters.
Glory to Mother Russia!
USSR was not communist dumb fucks it was socialist. Communism is nice idea sold to russians average IQ masses. Democracy is same nice idea which nothing but a lie. People who gave you nazism communism (socialism) and democracy sits in Vatican. They are called Jesuit order
btw it was not russian revolution it was jewish revolution.:)))) like in Germany - Nazis were mostly jews in power.
False, capitalism doesn't work. Gorbachev had already sold the western oligarchy to destroy the USSR. And that's what happened.
Major events:
0:22 - New leader
1:03 - Borders change and new soviet divisions form
1:12 - WW2 begins, USSR gains land
1:18 - Germany invades Western USSR
1:25 - Germany pushed back, USSR gains land
1:29 - Tanna Tuva taken by USSR
1:32 - Major border changes, new Soviet Satellites
1:33 - USSR loses a ton of land in China
1:42 - USSR loses North Korea
1:56 - New leader
2:02 - New leader again
2:33 - New leader again again
2:35 - Timeskip
2:37 - USSR invades Afghanistan
2:47 - New leader
2:51 - New leader again
2:54 - New leader again again
2:56 - USSR loses land in Afghanistan
2:59 - USSR loses Soviet Satellites
3:01 - USSR begins collapse with independence of Lithuania
3:06 - Georgia declares independence
3:08 - Estonia declares independence
3:10 - Latvia declares independence
3:11 - Moldova declares independence
3:14 - Azerbajian declares independence
3:16 - Kyrgyzstan & Uzbekistan declare independence
3:18 - Tajikistan declares independence
3:19 - Armenia declares independence
3:23 - Turkmenistan declares independence
3:27 - Chechnya declares independence
3:31 - Ukraine becomes independant
3:37 - Belarus secedes USSR
3:41 - Russia secedes from USSR
3:47 - Kazakhstan declares independence
3:52 - Offical dissolve of Soviet Union (USSR)
Russia gained independence from Kazakhstan🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
@@snosantonov No, he is a dreamer
Gusiotin Y. U both are freaking İDİOT. He just joked
@@halilabey9934 oh really??!!! Thanks a lot. I was blind!
BELGISIZ ÁLEM the Soviet Union was a Alliance no one gained independence from an another country they just left the alliance
These 2 are really idiots.
I hope that in school they take jokes.
Kazakhstan: Declares independence from itself
IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION!
You know since Kazakhstan was all that remained of USSR, that means Gorbachev was just the leader of the country and nothing more.
No, there was a leader in the Kazakh SSR, Gorbachev was still the leader of a collapsing Union.
@@zap648 Do you know the name of the leader of Kazakhstan at the time of the soviet collapse?
@@cormacmacsuibhne2867 Nazarbayev
zap648 he still be leader of Kazakhstan
The USSR lived for less than a month?
0:11
Oof
The history is faked?!
The world would become a better place if the USSR only lived for a few months.
@@localphatbeet8532 lol
@@localphatbeet8532 People who actually experience USSR's lies, propaganda and murders: hate USSR. European/American kids: YoU EaRnEd a FrEe TiCkET tO GuLaG
Russia: leaves USSR
Rest of the world: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea
our
In fact, the revolutionary socialists fought for the creation of the USSR, while Russia (or rather, the Russian government and army) fought against them.
Everyone : Kazakhstan became Soviet Union for 4 days
Kaliningrad : My presence is forgotten...
Kaliningrad is a part of Russia, like Moscow
by the way, interesting to know. Where are you from and are you satisfied with the collapse of the USSR? How do you feel about communism. I'm ftom Russia, Novosibirsk
@@First_one-uz2hp Fall of the USSR was the worst thing which happened to both the world and Russia. For russia, it meant losing 25% of its land, 50% of its population.Having two superpowers is always better than a unipolar world. The rise of communism is inevitable. Capitalism will eventually fall.
@@GenocideWesterners I thought that everyone was glad of falling of the great country, especially nato members. It is good to hear that it is a tragedy for some people. I'm from Russia and it is pity that we have lost our ancestral lands (I'm talking about Ukraine) and such a huge piece of land inhabited by fraternal peoples like Kazakhstan
@@GenocideWesterners no it's not just Russia its the the republics united Making the USSR why dose Russia take all the credit
So Since Kazakhstan is Landlocked
Kazakhstan Was USSR for 4 Days
That means that the USSR was Landlocked for 4 Days.🇰🇿
The USSR might as well have been a landlocked country. The only practical ocean access they have, is through NATO controlled chokepoints, of Turkey, and Denmark. Sure they've got Vladivostok in the far east, but even that port ices up in the winter, and it is way far away from the main population centers of the Soviet Union.
@@carultch ohyeahyeah
@@Abdisa-sj2fq If the arctic ocean becomes reliably ice-free, the Russians will then have uncontrolled access to the ocean through Murmansk.
@@carultch yeah
@@carultch the Russians would benefit from Global warming.
3:40 Mr Gorbachev I don’t Feel so good
It was cause by Yetsin
He is a traitor and he was responsible for dissolving soviet union
@@randomlegocolourgun5875 Fuck Yeltsin
Mr gorbachev helped with chernobyl
He is not Mr. Gorbachev.
He is comrade Gorbachev and it's true.
Ja he'rr.
Imagine an alternate timeline where someone in kazakhstan rises to power and goes full *kid who stays in a zoom call after the teacher leaves* and fixes the soviet union , then refills its ranks by giving more autonomy to different of its own provinces or other administrative regions, then proclaims them SSRs.
It would be cool to see people go like “ok” at Kazakh shenanigans
Kazakhstan was the loyalest USSR state.
*Republic
My bad.
State? Maybe Republic?
Our bad*
Our bad.
Why
PKI for life comrades
Kazakhstan: "Why are you running??? Why are you running???"
😂😂😂😂
Russian SFSR: Because this is the end..
Kazakh SSR: End of what?
Russian SFSR: End of the Soviet U-
*dead*
Russia: Ooff.. what happened?
Kazakh SSR: Oh man… I’m waiting a bit, maybe some other country wants to become a Soviet republic like me… right guys?
Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan: *NO!*
Kazakh SSR: Okay fine.. guess it’s my turn…
*dead*
Kazakhstan: Maybe this wasn’t a bad idea after all.. :3 guess the old Kazakhstan still lives happily!
@@linuslimpan0 what’s the difference between Russia and ussr?
@@linuslimpan0 an downy did you only mention Muslim countries :(
@@fluto6997 The USSR has a different flag and name, a different text to their anthem and other leaders.
Top 10 Anime betrayals of all time!
1:16
some people present it as if any country was free to leave
that's just a lie
When Czech Republic wanted to leave the USSR invaded it and cruelly fought them
if you are talking about land, it happened because of Hitler’s troops attack on the USSR
@@1158supersirifirst Czechia wasnt part of USSR and second in the times of USSR Czechia wasnt even country
if the Soviet Union had still existed by now, Communism memes wouldnt exist.
probably
fuck communism the concept has literally killed millions and people make it look like a cool meme today
i mean, they would probably, china is still communist yet there are a lot of ccp memes
@@suckyourmother2939 ikr
nah they still would thanks to tankie loyalists
blame its bitchass leader stalin started most if crap and due to it The people died
0:12 rip Soviet Union December 1922 - December 1922
lol nice joke from a mistake
I know right lol
It’s 1991
xDD
MegaMutant453 I mean technically the real Soviet Union died when Lenin died sooooo.......
1:32 that's a lot of land...
LightDoesStuff :P :( poor Russia
The Mongol empire: Red edition
@@mobilecyclop7329 Why poor? Cuz they taken a half of Europe for themselves?
Mobile Cyclop why poor russia
LightDoesStuff :P not enough
Lithuania: *breathes*
USSR: ????
All the other soviet states: *YEET*
@@Daniel-oi2tm good job, what have they done to you exactly?
@@Daniel-oi2tm uno reverse card
@Canadian Mapping GULAG NOW!
@@Daniel-oi2tm same here from georgia
Ну, дегенераты/русофобы есть везде
United forever in freindship and labour
Our mighty republics will ever endure
The great Soviet union will live through the ages
The dream of a people that their fortress secure
Long live our soviet motherland
Built by the people's mighty hand
Long live our people united and free
Strong in our freindship
Tried by fire
Long may our crimson flag inspire
Shining in glory for on men to see
Through days dark and stormy great lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the brightness of freedom above
And stalin our leader who had faith in people
Inspired us people to build up the land that we love
Long live our soviet motherland
Built by the people's mighty hand
Long live our people united and free
Stong in our freindship tried by fire
Long may our crimson flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
We fought for the future destroyed the invaders
And brought our motherland laurels of fame
Our glory will live on in the memory of nations
And all generations will honour her name
Long live our soviet motherland
Built by the peoples mighty hand
Long live our people united and free
Srong in our friendship tried by fire
Long may our crimson flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
Areee bas kar bhai
Paragraph mee tughee 10 me 102 marks##
I literally just sang the whole thing
Boo
unfunny
"the great soviet union will live through the ages"
stop the cap
3:42 USSR still remains its just Kaliningrad
𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄?
The Soviet Union is not dead, it's just called Kaliningrad.
it is a bug
Armen Petrosyan USSR bug
@@TheFlaser mosquito because red blood sucking
*Sad Prussian noises*
Kazakhstan declared independence from the USSR when they where the only country in the USSR
Not really kaliningrad was the last
@@98dayz25 kaliningrad is part of Russia, that's a map error. When Russia got out of the Soviet Union Kaliningrad should've done too, that's a map error.
No re watch the video then you will see
@@98dayz25 I saw it man, that was a map error, Kaliningrad is part of Russia. When Russia got out of the USSR, Kaliningrad did it too, but the video didn't show it. Do a quick google research
@@98dayz25 stupid communist...
1:18 *Adolf has joined the chat*
1:25 *Adolf has left the chat*
@@TrevorGunderson no shit
HAHAHAHAHAHHANAHAHAHAHA
an angry man with a silly mustache*
The singing Pig oversimplified lmaooo
@@therapperpig5474 u forgot to add short
2:55 the last leader of the Soviet Union is dead RIP Gorbachev 1931-2022
Good!
burn in hell for this traitor, eternal shame
@@rlm2933 Gorbachev was the first leader of the soviet union to allow freedom of speech and member states to declare independence! That's mainly the reason the Soviet Union fell, but he is by no means a bad guy.
I can recommend oversimplifieds video regarding that topic, if you are interested! I think it is the one about the cold war
@@jackb7620 I think you’re forgetting the fact that he was a stalinist and Leninist, given the current state of the soviet union by the time he went into office, the soviet union was already collapsing, He had NO CHOICE, I bet you he would have done the same thing as all the corrupt soviet leaders would have done if the state wasn’t collapsing on its own, Plus my sources are checked in his own book.
@@jackb7620 He didn't allow the member states to leave, he was stabbed in the back by the Separatists whom he once trusted as colleagues. He wanted a free-er USSR because the country was plagued by corruption and inefficiencies since the '80s, but he didn't want a break-up.
1917: Russian Revolution
1922: Establishment of the USSR
1924: Iosif Stalin Aroses to Power
1939: Molotov Ribbentrop Pact
1940: Winter War
1941: Operation Barbarossa
1945: The Red Army Takes Berlin
1949: Comunist Satellites
1955: Nikita Krushev is the Leader
1964: Leonid Brezhnev
1979: Soviet-Afghan War
1985: Mikhail Gorbachev
1989: Fall of Comunist Satellites
1990: The Republics Leave
1991: Fall of the USSR
Mikhail Gorbachov - Our hero & Russian/Soviet traitor
1941: Molotovn't ribbentropn't pact
Czarnobyl 1986
USSR escaping in backrooms in level ! For usa USSR:*Falls try* Usa:*jumpscare*
1947: Cold War starts
2:58 When everybody is leaving the whatsapp group
W A T
@@bruh-wf3nq W A T
@@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing W A T S A P P
More like discord chat
@@bruh-wf3nq EVRIBADI
poland : *exist
Nazi german : prepare for trouble
USSR : and make it double
lmfao
The USSR only took lands they previously owned that were taken from them by Poland
@@Hdusiekwbshsjs shut up dumbass. Your just trying to justify how bad the USSR really was
@@theworldoverheavan560 Polish Jew? Thats not nice.
Ben A.
The USSR was mostly good.
It's hard to believe that at one point in history the soviet union union reached from Busan in South Korea all the way to berlin in Germany
That's crazy
I am not crying...
Something got in my eye
We are not crying...
Something got in our eyes
*Good because, if your not, TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!*
You're crying for who depopulated Afghanistan.
@@basil9973 gulag fuck
“Russia succedes from the soviet union”
You dont say.
It makes me sad to see that .
Hello killer of a million people and berlin walller and commmunist person
@@titanusghidorah7964 hello average Joe on the internet
Что вам надо от нашей россии
@@titanusghidorah7964 Nikita Khrushchev built the Berlin Wall idiot
Stalin is that one really mean and strict math teacher
Gorbachev is that one substitute teacher who doesn’t really care and let’s you goof off all day
🤣 Yeah, and still Stalin wasnt all that bad. Besides obvoiusly killing 790.000 soviet people 😠
yeah you learn from the strict one though
Stalin sux
You’re wrong. Stalin was an awesome man, and Gorbachev was a traitor.
He was the good teacher that let's everyone play and do whatever and people who opposes him just gets joked around
The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage
It was useful
How can we ignore the fact that Kaliningrad is still the USSR
SOYUZ NEVUSHINMY RESPUBLIK SBVODINK SPATILA NAVEKI VEKAYA RUS
Spatula
kathzan wait i was tanking an dunp
3:00 look how they massacred my boy
OUR boy
Look how *WE* massicared *OUR* boy.
@Minecraft Veteran Goulag for US assholes
@@french-bibox5496 gulag for you for not spelling "gulag" right
Comrade I'm French and It's our autocorrector
3:35 This is good tune of fall of a empire
Not an empire. Not an official one anyway.
it is an empire for some reason
they have anything criteria of empires
@Deadman TV stop
@Deadman TV democracy has just as much corruption as communism my main man
@Deadman TV I’m still in middle school buddy
0:13
"From its foundation in December 1922 until its collapsing in December 1922."
Well they didn't last long did they
1:22 - November 1942 when Moscow was almost about to fall. But USSR fought back dramatically.
October 1941*, after 1941 the Axis started focusing on occuping the Caucasus
They wouldn't even surrender even if Moscow falls, they still got the Caucasus and a vast land filled with soldiers
1:20 Moscow
wINteR iS coMmING
@@paradoxicalpotato8927 LOL
2010: Mongolia won the Eurovision Song Contest
Your name
Cool profile pic
It did?
Had to search that up lol it was Germany
@@mrramdom4406 he is Greek
0:12 i didn't know that the USSR existed for less than a month
me niether
And I didn't know Stalin was originally called Lenin
@@probium2832 ik your joking but damn
December 12 1922-December 26 1991
Are you all blind
Thank you! This looks like it took a lot of work.
Look at how they massacred my boy
I love this game too! Subnautica!!!!
3:27 Putin: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
He’s talking about Chechnya
@@HusainSaffar yeah, it's Putin doubting the independence of chenchnya
Bundesgay)
3:32
3:41 KALININGRAD - what's up?
Павел Кривуля I know right?
Rot Kalininsberg ))
Павел Кривуля Königsgrad.
Kazakh
@Some Asian Kid That Loves Aviation Dude, don't mix it with Stalingrad. Stalingrad is where the big battle was in 1942-1943, Kaliningrad is the former Königsberg. It's above Poland, on the Baltic shore.
When asked how much land it wanted to liberate from the Nazis, the Soviet Union replied with a simple, “Yes.”
And 2022 here we go again 🤣🇷🇺❤️
@@RUSTA5 and 2022 Russia must first liberate itself from nazism
The USSR literally helped the Nazi rise to power and take over Poland.
*_Kazakhstan is Best Stan_*
My parents born in Kazakhstan and its very, very nice there.
Yes and afghanistan the badest for me
all other countries are run by little girls
uzbekistan is better
@@kom1i чём?
The Soviet Union lasted for exactly 69 years
nice.
Edit: Kazakhstan was technically the Soviet Union for 4 days so, the Soviet Union actually lasted for 69 years.
seks number
>69
kek
No, seriously though, it lasted for 74 years if you count the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic (which was created in 1917).
D A V I E
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Boris Yeltsin: LETS CRUSH THE UNION 4 DAYS AFTER 69 YEARS
Blyat
3:52
Gorbachev resigned on the 25th of December. The Soviet Union stopped existing a day later, on the 26th of December, not on the same day
Dario Isaković You’re right. It was the Council of the Republics (The Soviet of Nationalities) who vites themselves and the Soviet Union out of existence on December 26th 1991. That was the true date of the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
@@christophermbolinanipower1667 exactly at 69 years
Gorbachev was sellout to Americans
2:45 But then, Brezhnev got really old and died, and was replaced by this guy who was really old and died, and was replaced by this guy who was really old and died, and he was replaced by Mikhail Gorbachev.
I believe Mongolia stopped being a USSR satellite in 1990, but I could be wrong.
Yes. And declared democracy!
Mongolia became a democracy in 1992
It’s still a Russian satellite state even today. It’s a buffer state against China
Teacher: where is Italy?
Me: points Europe.
Teacher: Where is Japan?
Me: points Asia.
Teacher: where is the USSR?
Me: in my heart
OUR
Our our
OUR!
Our Heart we love the glorius soviet Union!
*our
NICHOLAS II: MR Lenin i dont feel so good
NICHOLAS II: diseapers
LENIN: FOR LAND AND BREAD
Bread? What is that
Is some kind of gun or vodka,maybe is a new car made by Lada
Great High Ground bread is when in the USSR food is low for the people and there is peace
0:12 there is a mistake, it's supposed to be December 1922 - 1991, not December 1922 - 1922.
Who is your favorite Soviet leader ?
Stalin
My favourite is Vladimir Lenin. My least favourite is Joseph Stalin.
Lenin
Khey Pard
None. I don't like anti-Western mass murderers.
Death to the anti-capitalistic pig.
Lenin: I have destroyed an entire empire!
Stalin: And I have built a new one.
Lenin: (leaves the chat)
Lenin R.I.P 1926
Mr_TAker THE GAME BLOCK STRIKE PLAY *1924
Kinda disapointing, I really wonder sometimes how different the ussr would be with lenning instead of stalin
@@Zen-rw2fz it would be the same, maybe different after WW2 if Lenin would have live longer than Stalin.
@@Shantykoff I doubt that, I'm convinced that he atleast wouldn't have purged the anarchists like stalin did.
Lithuania: I want to leave.
Other countries: No, WE want to leave.
That how OUR soviet Union collapes
At least there is still *"WE"*
Commie joke 🤣
@@auritro3903 cry
Russia: leaves the party
Kazakstan: Uhh... I guess I own this place now
Kaliningrad: They called me a mad man
I have to say Russia has the best national anthem I have heard
Listen to this ua-cam.com/video/sailmeWkm_A/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/VJdR5blsFoY/v-deo.html
@_jeff _ yes
True. Btw im not russian.
You Capalist Pig This is only For our Comrades and yea go away capalist
3:41
Kaliningrad:Well Kazakhstan, everyone is gone, and we are alone
Kazakhstan: **Left**
Kaliningrad: Everyone went and left me alone
I AM USSR. -Kaliningrad, 1991-present
@@ethandoll9877 nope it joined Russia right after the video ended
The whole idea of communist utopia / soviet union was Russia’s idea. Damn they’re not even the last one to leave.
4:12 Stalin slowly cries inside
😭😭😭
R.I.P. Channel. (really appreciate the bio!!)
3:45
Top 10 saddest anime deaths
I cry
3:40*
Hue Hue?
fuck anime
Gonna say that too lol
I proud of you kaliningrad but in the end U.S.S.R still dead
Why are you supporting one of the most ruthless Dictatorships to have ever existed?
@@kxloux8466 bcoz theyre still better than these leftists we have nowadays
i mean like fuck the communism but you guys are still better than sjws
China, today's biggest communist country had the most supercomputer in the world and an emerging superpower. Imagine if USSR still lives, we'll have smartphone and laptop made by Soviets.
Kxloux
British Empire laughing in the distance
1:40 sad version of the USSR anthem
We’re crying now
*WE'RE CRYING*
As Pewdiepie once said
"No I'm not crying shut up. We are."
It's not it's just not with words
But I like it
@@titanusghidorah7964 you are accuse of anti-soviet behavior the court finds you guilty and sentence you gulag
0:12
*from its foundation in December 1922 until its collapsing in December 1922*
yea they collapsed the same month they were made in
3:00
I can’t watch this without a tear falling down my cheek
Well then i agree woth your name.
(Hands off keyboards now, brave warriors, tis was but a joke!)
I am a disappointment to my parents why? Its good damn
Nothing is sad about this, its actually good
@@emilisusas1254 heil markets!!!! Heil neoliberalism!!!! Heil 7 million dead in the wake of capitalism!!! Is that what your saying?
This is basically a discord server. Everyone joins, and after a while, everyone leaves.
aint cap tho
You right
Stalin drinking at the end is too painful... :((( I can't hold my tears
What was he drinking ??
I thing he was doing whiskey or beer but I really don’t know
@@abenubilous437 vodka :)
I thought it's Poison
O Hello Joseph Stalin! Aren't you dead ??
That means I am meeting the ghost of Joseph Stalin
yes vodka
1:26 nice soviet sea(Caspian)
When Russia secedes from the Soviet Union before Kazakhstan does...
Kazakhstan: “Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.”
(Sorry I’m beating a very dead horse)
If it resume the name soviet , will rusaia allow that 😅
how can you beat dust?
well, now its undead and very angry horse
Russia: Decides to leave the USSR
Kaliningrad: No, no I don't think I will
:)
Kaliningrad is part of Russia
@@alladinchiiikkk Kaliningrad is Poland
@@vympel-trympel3283 No, you should go and learn geography. Kaliningrad is a part of Russia.
There are *2 things* that come in my *mind* :
A *non-Kazakh (Gorbachev)* ruled the *Kazakh SSR* for *4 days* .
OR
A *Kazakh (Nazarbayev)* ruled the *USSR* for *4 days* .
Hoping *people* could see my *comment* . 😊😊😊
Yes
Just promoting your comment for likes, pathetic
Russia stole the land of Kazakhstan and gave to neighboring countries and also to itself😭🤧
0:19 Vladimir Lenin
0:23 Joseph Stalin
1:56 Georgey Malenkov
2:02 Nikitia Khrushehev
2:33 Leonid Brezhnez
2:47 Yuri Andropov
2:51 Konstantin Chernenko
2:55 Mikhail Gorbachev
The good ol' days
Why did you give nakhijevan and karabakh to Azerbaijan and just die and leave us in this mess?
@@Feday1 He did a little trolling…
;)
@@Feday1 he just saw the future with Gorbachev and died from stroke. I mean it's hard to do something if you are paralised and you forgot again to execute Beria
👴👴👴👴👴👴
The introduction says " from its foundation in December 1922 until it's collapsing in December 1922." Shouldn't it be 1991?
Yes it should.
That was a mistake from me.
Khey Pard it's ok, everyone makes mistakes from time to time
+Khey Pard Yeah... She fall in only one month (joke)
Khey Pard it is pretty funny
How the fuck could you make such a epic mistake in a video about the 'History of the Soviet Union"? I mean, it's just mindblowing. You put in all that effort in the graphics and yet you couldn't type in four numbers correctly.
4:02
Nobody:
Moms after a day at work
@@vel6328 lol what🤣. I am from russia this is fake🤣🤣🤣
@@helpmewtfisthat1561 no don't
Lie to me :'(
@@helpmewtfisthat1561 my parients called it motherland .-.
@@SantiagoP.2006 i talk with 120 person about it and nobody say that
@@helpmewtfisthat1561 ... mabe they didnt but mabe politics said ussr motherland, i guess
The Soviet Union may have fallen, but it hasn’t fallen in our hearts.
your probably aren’t from or were alive when it collapsed
@@rtixboi well, as a Slavic, it bassicly saved OUR lives from the n@z!$
No USSR has never fallen! It's still here, it's just western conspiracy against us to believe socialism has ended! While in reality it hasn't!
Best wishes to the remaining communist states
@@Triskelion345 there was no Communist state ever comrade. We only have socialist states left(that too very few)
Collapsing in December 1991...
Dincolo de aparențe Christmas,lol.
Not collapse, was dissolution against the will of the Soviets, instead capitalism if collapse several times for example that of the 2008.
That's the term used in video
Must have been the best Christmas of all time
Ben Marley Williams lel for you Macdonald boy yes but we were scared much
Stalin in the end was like “damn that’s good”😂
Imagine that you are the ghost of Stalin seeing the ussr fall. That would be tough
@@thebakersbaker4724 cry_about_it.gif
4:04
You see Stalin is drink during the speech with his vodka
American idiot
Maybe it is wine but it is not vodka.
That looks like Wine
Wagenctragen Aust what does america have anything do with this :/
This wine or champagne
Did anyone notice that Kaliningrad is still red?
(Same color as the Soviet Union was)
Lol Kazakhstan was then the only soviet union
lol, you forgot to uncolor the kaliningra oblast.
JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is a Soviet rump state? :D xD
JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is still U.S.S.R. , Like Kazakhstan from 12 December 1991 to 16 December 1991.
And from 16 December to Christmas where is the last U.S.S.R. land? Kaliningrad!
Stalin The Kremlin was the last territory of the U.S.S.R.
Termy_ I don't care, Kaliningrad was the last true land of U.S.S.R! (If it is still colored like the Soviet Union there will be a reason)
Stalin THE KREMLIN IS THE LAST TRUE SOVIET LAND! :P
Kazakhstan is like the guy who didn’t create the group on WhatsApp but still stays till everyone has left the chat
And becomes an administrator
Ничего хуже в истории человечества не было... Но бой проигран а война идёт, и коммунизм победит братцы!!!
@Batchest что? Человечество или коммунизм? Хотя в обоих случаях худшие вещи случались до, случались во время и случаются после.
@BatchestTranslator to help you, fool.
Маркс писал что коммунизм должен быть добровольным. Так вот, я против этого ***ьма.
@@KazakhBoy а мне похуй на Маркса как и на тебя, узнай хоть что это, тупой латыш
победа коммунизма - это голодомор?)