GET A SHIRT: rubixraptor.store/ Long live Chunce Whatney. I also edited this entire thing while on vacation at a renaissance festival so hopefully the quality didn’t suffer all that much! I always love these because going through the footage sent to me from the news crew is just a fever dream. Happy Early Halloween!
I give Fish News a solid 4 star review. He didn't ask how this would effect the trout population. And he didn't fill the generators that grandpa asked him to fill.
Fun fact this is actually found footage, the camera was found half eaten by a deranged zombie that had been seemingly suplexed into the ground so hard they are akin to a tombstone.... More on this breaking story at 11....
"....................................................................................................................................... ... I'm Chunce Whatney, and this has been Fish news."
Chunce Whatney is unironically a very compelling character. An immortal(?) man(?) who has claimed himself the title of *The News.* The way his calm demeanor can so easily give way to rage and distruction is very cinematic. Hope we get more Chunce
"Tell me about your life" judging by the way Chaunce's body came crashing down I think that's a good enough metaphor of the beast's life up until this moment
Chunce: "I'm here in the city of Tampa, Florida. Things are seeming a little bit... unusual." Me: Nah, that looks like a pretty normal Tuesday night :P
It's actually a sequel to the Alaskan Fish Apocalypse video which was a sequel to the Starship troopers. The fish Apocalypse is as unhinged as it sounds.
The monster truck shopping cart is something fresh out of a fever dream, and I want at least sixteen of them XD Also, I love that Chunce leaned fully into his NPC role with his voice XD Edit: Holy fuck Chunce may be the single most unhinged individual in the entirety of the Ignis cinematic universe and I love it XD
Calling understanding the plot a "herculean task" is an understatement because Herculean implies that it is even possible to string these events together
Chunce Whatney starting has a dumb tv news guy and slowly evolving into and edltritch being was incredible. Honestly rarely saw such well executed madness.
Forget Christmas, I think there needs to be an SCP operation dedicated solely to containing Chance Whatney, he is far more than any normal creature could ever hope to be
I apparently saw a sneak peak of this Op on Discord from a different POV of the “I am the Pizza Palace”. How I didn’t realize the Cameraman was Tails is incredible, considering his “unique” model.
Chunce Whatney, an unearthly eldritch creature from the darkest sun. An ancient cosmic horror beyond our understanding. They should do an SCP op with him.
This is your best video yet, the birds eye perspective acting as a reporter gives on the operation is genius and Chunce Watney's descent from deadpan NPC to unhinged cthonic entity was absolutely hilarious
1: I see a Rubix video about a detanged ignis op you better bet your butt Ima watch it. 2: So the theme is a typical Ignis monday?? 3: you went to a ren faire hawking ignis merch??? Hell yeah.
this is the only youtube video in existence that made me get up from my chair, stumble across my room and flop on the floor crying laughing because a news reporter named fucking **CHUNCE** just boxed the everloving shit out of some random guy and then, with the rigidity of a block of fucking tungsten, glides over to the camera screaming "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS" 10:40 for context
GET A SHIRT: rubixraptor.store/
Long live Chunce Whatney. I also edited this entire thing while on vacation at a renaissance
festival so hopefully the quality didn’t suffer all that much! I always love these because going through the footage sent to me from the news crew is just a fever dream. Happy Early Halloween!
Finaly, CAMRA POV!!! BINGO!!
Jay why did you curse the bird
*Recognizes the ren fair venue* What do I do with this information...
Love the idea that hurricane Milton in it
Already bought 1 of each
Watching the slow decent of Chunce Whatney is the epitome of entertainment.
I would call his decent rapid
@@RubixRaptor God damn it, it's descent* I'm so sorry but twice in a row was too much
Great video though :D
"Hello, I would like one scrambled eggs with a side of hash brown."
@@RubixRaptorIt's just the life of an average news caster. Why do you think they replace them so frequently?
He’s my new favorite super villain
Chunce Whatney's career never really recovered after the pickle incident
Reading this without context is insane
Context?
@@No.00000 there is none
Yeah, was a real dill breaker
chunce whatney is the best perhaps even better than rubixraptor
I give Fish News a solid 4 star review. He didn't ask how this would effect the trout population. And he didn't fill the generators that grandpa asked him to fill.
And he only gets four stars for that?
@@theghostofgatsby9949well they have Chance Whatney
Of course they didn’t pickerel is by far the superior option.
God damn.
"I am Chunce Whutney" is going to be Ignis' new "I am Alpharius"
I am Alpharius this is a lie this is also a lie
No, I am Alpharius.
@robouteguilliman3618 no I am Alpharius this is a lie I am omegon this is also a lie I am tyberos of the red wake this is also a lie
@@doc1292 And I'm Chunce Whatney reporting live from the warp, this week, the ramblings of a mad man
I am Omegon.
Tails dedication to catching the news Is remarkable.
Judging by this, he creates half of it. Like a firefighter starting a fire he puts out himself.
The hard cut from his joker/armstrong rant back to normal “I’m chunce whatney” killed me
Fun fact this is actually found footage, the camera was found half eaten by a deranged zombie that had been seemingly suplexed into the ground so hard they are akin to a tombstone.... More on this breaking story at 11....
".......................................................................................................................................
... I'm Chunce Whatney, and this has been Fish news."
Chunce Whatney, immortal news reporter, is a compelling character. I remember reading about him in history class.
Chunce Whatney is unironically a very compelling character. An immortal(?) man(?) who has claimed himself the title of *The News.* The way his calm demeanor can so easily give way to rage and distruction is very cinematic. Hope we get more Chunce
He can only ascend when he reports on the perfect story.
9:33 That beast deserves an award for striking a blow against biased big media conglomerates. Another victory for free journalism!
"Tell me about your life" judging by the way Chaunce's body came crashing down I think that's a good enough metaphor of the beast's life up until this moment
*pleased skeleton noises*
Chunce: "I'm here in the city of Tampa, Florida. Things are seeming a little bit... unusual."
Me: Nah, that looks like a pretty normal Tuesday night :P
As a person who lives in Tampa Florida I can confirm this is a normal Tuesday night 👍
Furrys and zombies just need alligators
Except the waffle house being closed that was not a normal Tuesday night
4:13 Man went out like a Dead Rising NPC.
Chunce Whatney sorta became a Dead Rising boss.
he used to cover wars, you know?
3:35 "hi. I'm Chunce Whatney" *implodes*
5:45 CHUNCE NO!
6:20 AAAAHHHH
8:03 start of speech
This whole sequence was cinematically perfect 8:40
“I’ve covered wars, you know”
Termina quote in the wild is bonkers
The Fish News Crew is back. Let’s gooooooo!!!
Chunce at 8:55 sounded like a chaos space marine there or reminded me of one
FINALLY A SEQUEAL TO THE STAR SHIP TROOPER NEWS EPISODE YOU GUYS DID!!!!!!!!!! :D
It's actually a sequel to the Alaskan Fish Apocalypse video which was a sequel to the Starship troopers. The fish Apocalypse is as unhinged as it sounds.
@@Rainbowtacos02 It was an unhinged fever dream and I loved it.
@@KaoretheHalfDemon it was a fever dream while also having taken a 200g does of mushrooms. Like how tf do you come up with that idea.
@@Rainbowtacos02 oh shit you are right, I was more focus on him explicitly saying it
9:29 i think this is my favorite moment in this vid
The most cinematic shot there has ever been
8:04 onwards is an absolute schizo post, and I am completely here for it.
Or this moment 7:10
The monster truck shopping cart is something fresh out of a fever dream, and I want at least sixteen of them XD
Also, I love that Chunce leaned fully into his NPC role with his voice XD
Edit: Holy fuck Chunce may be the single most unhinged individual in the entirety of the Ignis cinematic universe and I love it XD
Even more so than some of the other individuals we’ve seen?
ignis cinematic universe shortens to ICU
some of them may need it
I think Santa still takes the cake for most unhinged.
WHOMST be his voice?
*Vehicular assault and battery* “Hiii I’m Chunce Whatney” *The light and vengeance of God*
7:07 the VITRIOL in his voice is fucking perfect. lmao
I love rubixraptor's world where no matter the job its socially acceptable to wear a balaclava
3:40 my eyes
9:30 the slow clear of the fog as the monstrosity appears was truly cinematic
I am of course talking about chunce whatney
Chunce Watney is a real human being. [CITATION REQUIRED]
Chunce slowly descending into madness as the vid progresses is perfection
4:52 this part really gives the vibe of a movie or a game Cutscene.
I do love the news broadcast episodes where we just see the actual operation in the background.
Two laws of the universe are true:
1) The Big Bang spawned the universe.
2) Chunce Whatney was there to report on it.
No,
It was Adam, Eve, and Chunce Whatney.
8:05 you need to add this entire rant to your end if year funny moments compilation. It's the defining moment of Chunce's news career.
Calling understanding the plot a "herculean task" is an understatement because Herculean implies that it is even possible to string these events together
Chunce Whatney starting has a dumb tv news guy and slowly evolving into and edltritch being was incredible. Honestly rarely saw such well executed madness.
2:06 OH FUCK, THE WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSED
Oh no someone call in everyone
I feel like I just witnessed the birth of a champion of chaos…
Ok, but the whole "I've invented more money into Fish News than the government has into missile programs!" goes hard.
10:38 *TARGET DESTROYED!*
Target destroyed!
Chunce Whatney's monologue from 8:07 to 9:00 honestly goes hard.
7:01 I love the fact you can hear him smiling.
6:15 THE RABBIT OF DEATH 💀
RUN AWAY!!!
Forget Christmas, I think there needs to be an SCP operation dedicated solely to containing Chance Whatney, he is far more than any normal creature could ever hope to be
Nice, the Bristol renfair. Was there like three months ago.
5:31 that was cinematic as fuck and reminds me of Cloverfield.
I apparently saw a sneak peak of this Op on Discord from a different POV of the “I am the Pizza Palace”.
How I didn’t realize the Cameraman was Tails is incredible, considering his “unique” model.
“For the father and the son and the Holy Spirit” -Gems
“GEMS NO!” - Jay
😂
2:29 - What a random billboard to see in a map like this, in Arma of all places. Never expected to see something like this in a RubixRaptor video.
Chunce Whatney, an unearthly eldritch creature from the darkest sun. An ancient cosmic horror beyond our understanding.
They should do an SCP op with him.
The madness I subscribed for!
I wonder how many people read the little text in the news intro at 1:28
@7:10 when gamers become voice actors. Like, holy shit that delivery.
As a witness fish news is 101% right about hurricane milton and it leading to the zombies
i love how this is a zombie themed op but we like only see 10% zombies and 90% CHUNCE
I would love to see these guys play project zomboid!
I love the idea of them just dumping a bunch of unhinged video on you and forcing you to make something coherent out of it.
2024 is the year of cursed ignis ops
i pray to whatever dark gods of mischief will listen that 2025 be the year of EXTRA cursed ignis ops
Chunce Whitney's voice actor was an absolute riot. Chunce Whatney needs to become a recurring character.
and here I am wonder WHOMST THAT BE
"I reported on the death of Jesus Christ!" is so fucking funny
From 9:00 to 10:10 was like something out of a movie
Scratch that, it's _better_ than a movie
Whatching Chance Whitney slowly become consumed by Khorne was on par with a Greek Tragedy
6:44 Botswana will been proud for that :)
0:34 Oh shit, that's the MD ren faire! Awesome!
Soldier: "Get behind the firing line or I arrest you!"
Reporter: "Shut the fuck up! I'm Chunce Whatney!"
I lost it 🤣🤣
He started sounded like a true Black Templar by the end there "AND LIKE FIRE UPON THE PYRE. IT WILL *B U U U U R N* "
We all love the reporting of our favorite journalists, Tails Tailsman.
This is your best video yet, the birds eye perspective acting as a reporter gives on the operation is genius and Chunce Watney's descent from deadpan NPC to unhinged cthonic entity was absolutely hilarious
I have 8:41 I have a sneaking suspicion that Chunce is actually Judge Holden
Fish News is literally the one thing keeping me alive right now.
I saw the pics of your vacation and knew exactly where you were, I went there last year and its a cool place :)
1: I see a Rubix video about a detanged ignis op you better bet your butt Ima watch it.
2: So the theme is a typical Ignis monday??
3: you went to a ren faire hawking ignis merch??? Hell yeah.
Mission idea, the containment and regrettable ascension of Chunce Whatney
I came for Rubix. Stayed for Chunce Whatney with Fish News.
Zombie-wise, this looks like something out of No More Room In Hell. Character wise, Chunce Whatney somehow fits into the Dead Rising universe.
Shout out to whoever made the Barney Rubble billboard at 6:09. That one really broke me, as someone who grew up watching The Flintstones.
That's it, i'm adding fish news to my rpg setting.
5:13 stfu im chunce whutney has me dead😭🤣
i liked the part where chunce whitney turned into the omnipotent all-knowing joker halfway through
"Tell me about your life."
*"It started with the end of yours."*
*proceeds to turn them into a pancake*
Chunce Watney is my hero, I'm going to name my firstborn child after him
Chunce Whatney is more than a mere mortal man...
HE IS NEWS.
10:37 thanks for bringing back "Target destroyed!"
I’d like to imagine this is the same news crew from every ingnis op that’s had one
3:35 "hi, i am chunce whatney-" *proceeds to be engulfed by the fkn sun*
This is my favorite video format, a deranged news crew in an apocalyptic event
Love hearing Jay in the background "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT"
Hey, my dog named Jackson just passed away, and I just wanted to say thank you for making these videos, they always get my hopes back up.😊
The wafel house is closed? Surely this has to be a ground zero for the apocalypse.
4:10 My favorite part is he didn't even let you finish asking if he found anything, he was just gonna say it regardless. xD
this is the only youtube video in existence that made me get up from my chair, stumble across my room and flop on the floor crying laughing because a news reporter named fucking **CHUNCE** just boxed the everloving shit out of some random guy and then, with the rigidity of a block of fucking tungsten, glides over to the camera screaming "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS"
10:40 for context
New Ignis scp has just dropped: Chunce Whatney
2:05 Incredibly grim tidings when a waffle house is closed
Beat me to the joke 😂😂
that Renaissance field looks familiar - the joust arena....their wasn't a band/open air bar at the far end was their
Was gonna say, I've actually been there it's pretty cool.
This was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Tails should run a YT with more of his shenanigans as a reporter
News POV is also one of my favorite formats. Always an unhinged banger of a video
the fact I was at the ren faire at the same time makes me happy! wish I could have met you
You have so much chaos in your videos! It’s perfect for my adhd.
He just says at 4:03 "back to you Jubbo" and an ad pops op, peak realistic channels news experience lol 😂😂😂
Chunce Whatney went from an emotionless guy to some insane arcane wizard
Bro I've been watching your videos for years, this has got to be the funniest one I've ever seen.
I love just how calm tails is the entire time when hes recording the zombies coming at them.