You Are Not The Father 43

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  • @MrTunaChaser
    @MrTunaChaser 11 місяців тому +94

    It never fails, she who yells the loudest lies the best😅

    • @logann7942
      @logann7942 10 місяців тому +3

      Or is it she who repeats the phrase the most 😂

  • @jpdaugherty3329
    @jpdaugherty3329 11 місяців тому +102

    The “RANDOM HO” plus the “bowling ball head ass” had me HOWLING

    • @sugarcube2081
      @sugarcube2081 11 місяців тому +7

      What he said at 5:50 ... i was dead 😂

    • @rachelforte2256
      @rachelforte2256 11 місяців тому +5

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidpowell6098
      @davidpowell6098 11 місяців тому +4

      Every video just gets better, his commentaries are gold, I am in hysterics. Keep them coming, Ray, Ray.

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 8 місяців тому +2

      I’ll customize you a logo.

  • @stillscrimmaging283
    @stillscrimmaging283 11 місяців тому +213

    I always feel bad when I think about the children of these women… imagine growing up and finding out your mama got exposed for being a 304 on live tv?

    • @donkeyshow7235
      @donkeyshow7235 11 місяців тому

      I used to feel the same way until Only Fans. Those kids are beyond fucked

    • @megarainbowluv1
      @megarainbowluv1 11 місяців тому +16

      Damn 😢😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrismorris6865
      @chrismorris6865 11 місяців тому +1

      I always wonder what their home lives are like, growing up raised by manipulative narcissists

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 11 місяців тому +27

      Imagine this. You know these guys probably kept the tape of their episode. You know a lot of these women probably still lied to their kids and said the guy was just a deadbeat. So imagine the sheer shock when these kids grow up, find the "deadbeat" dad and get a maury clip as a response.

    • @christopherdavis2064
      @christopherdavis2064 11 місяців тому +9

      Ray Ray always going to be a fan!!

  • @joey8845
    @joey8845 11 місяців тому +222

    Her: "I was blinded by love" Him: "and I was blinded by your big ol booty" 😂

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 11 місяців тому +22

      Straight up savage dragon energy!

    • @cameronlittle9800
      @cameronlittle9800 11 місяців тому +8

      😂😂

    • @kayandaeddings4803
      @kayandaeddings4803 11 місяців тому +10

      LOL. It sort of reminds me of a song by cameo called alligator woman. Do you remember that song? During the bridge of the song it says, you’re a mess, I must confess. You make me hot, with what you got. You’re big behind, it makes me blind. I must be Gross, but you’re the most. Look up that song by them. It’s one of my favorites.

    • @saucygyal6480
      @saucygyal6480 7 місяців тому

      What an asshole & scumbag he is. Us ladies gotta be real picky, bruh. Cause I’ll be damned

    • @ballzdeep8169
      @ballzdeep8169 6 місяців тому

      I saw a big ass fo head, but not a big booty

  • @raymondsmith9061
    @raymondsmith9061 11 місяців тому +65

    No he didn't just call her a dollar store Zendaya LOL !!!!!!🤣😂😅😆

  • @jamespierce6777
    @jamespierce6777 11 місяців тому +165

    Now that Maury has retired, Ray Ray should have his own show ! 😂

    • @sugarcube2081
      @sugarcube2081 11 місяців тому +16

      I'll watch it, imagin what he'll say to these women when the men are not the father. 😭

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 11 місяців тому +6

      I agree

    • @BelievingRebel
      @BelievingRebel 11 місяців тому

      I agree 💯. I wanna hear him say, He is NOT the father, you big bowling ball head ass!

    • @jamessanders8895
      @jamessanders8895 11 місяців тому +10

      Every man, woman, and child would watch every episode! Some of these women need to be humbled and educated before they meet the Lord one day. What happened to little girls wanting to grow up to be ladies, wives, and good mothers? Gentlemen, when you find a lady with values and standards, marry her and treat her like a queen. I thank the Lord that my wife would never do any of this! 🎉

    • @chrisnelson6686
      @chrisnelson6686 11 місяців тому +10

      I agree, Ray Ray needs his own show!

  • @JokermanUno
    @JokermanUno 11 місяців тому +82

    that 17 year old at the end had more poise than some of these grown women on the show in these moments

    • @shaylalauren
      @shaylalauren 11 місяців тому +13

      She don’t look 17!!! I think she lied on the application or something SMH

    • @baddoomguy1986
      @baddoomguy1986 10 місяців тому +12

      That was a genuine apology. Best of luck to her, and the child.

  • @ronaldmorrison6013
    @ronaldmorrison6013 11 місяців тому +116

    As a black man...I wonder, do black women know how terrible these wigs look on them-

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 11 місяців тому

      as long as that booty's fat..

    • @suloogw0rL
      @suloogw0rL 11 місяців тому +13

      @@jonathanbethards3689 lmao 💀, not all black women are like that though. I’ve seen black women wear their natural hair, weave, wigs and they actually looked good 😁

    • @noblepolygon8694
      @noblepolygon8694 11 місяців тому +31

      FACTS. Natural is sexy

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 11 місяців тому +4

      @@suloogw0rL I was just joking. My feelings are, as long as the woman feels good with whatever hair choice she's made, that's good enough for me.

    • @fiftyoneandsomechange
      @fiftyoneandsomechange 11 місяців тому +7

      Preach brother!!!

  • @Zilam
    @Zilam 11 місяців тому +63

    "and I was blinded by yo big ol' booty" - we've all been there bro 😂

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 11 місяців тому +5

      It happens to the best of us. I mean, summer is "big booties in daisy dukes" season. LoL

    • @SuspiraVictim1
      @SuspiraVictim1 8 місяців тому

      For Real..
      RESPECT +

    • @reginaldcharles1133
      @reginaldcharles1133 5 місяців тому

      Hahaha

    • @BadTV1993
      @BadTV1993 4 місяці тому +1

      @@thedredayshow9246 Ive fallen victim to the big booty in a sundress before lol

  • @briansmylie
    @briansmylie 8 місяців тому +17

    Q. What’s the one thing we never see in any of these videos?
    A. A single thread of dignity.

  • @fuzzypurp1386
    @fuzzypurp1386 11 місяців тому +34

    woman who apologized. i hope she finds her baby daddy and peace. very respectable.

    • @akhripasta2670
      @akhripasta2670 10 місяців тому +7

      😂No respect for Santa Claus's little maids
      HO HO HO

    • @fuzzypurp1386
      @fuzzypurp1386 8 місяців тому +1

      @@akhripasta2670 lol

  • @intothefieryblaze1379
    @intothefieryblaze1379 11 місяців тому +74

    Feels like Christmas in July. Thanks for this presentation, Ray Ray and continue to do God's work

    • @mentalphilanthropist35
      @mentalphilanthropist35 11 місяців тому +8

      Really! I can't believe we get another vid. Long live the couch king!

    • @mosioliver3884
      @mosioliver3884 9 місяців тому +1

      Lol how is he doing Gods work? When this is negative.

  • @suloogw0rL
    @suloogw0rL 11 місяців тому +36

    people who sleep with their spouse’s family members make me sick 😡 and who ever is the family member is awful too

    • @sammywilliam8156
      @sammywilliam8156 11 місяців тому +2

      One of my friends. Saw her sister's boyfriend with his shirt off. While he was swimming, she literally told me that she absolutely felt disgusted by thinking you are hot. And the only thing she literally did was Say nice muscles

    • @sammywilliam8156
      @sammywilliam8156 11 місяців тому

      He

  • @vessaagosanchez9158
    @vessaagosanchez9158 11 місяців тому +22

    Dollar Store Zendaya!!! Damn, I'm still crackin up over that!!!

  • @AbTz95
    @AbTz95 11 місяців тому +9

    Calling the guys deadbeat while looking for a meal ticket lol.

  • @ronaldgartner3700
    @ronaldgartner3700 11 місяців тому +26

    The way these women lie and get the whole audience behind them, put him through hell, all stressed out and then the poor guy is innocent ,. I would pay to keep these (so called women) away.
    Thank you Ray Ray, and Murray. Great entertainment.

    • @CoreyT127
      @CoreyT127 11 місяців тому +1

      I would always point to Maury during the whole “ believe all women “ BS a few years ago!

  • @corieblake3450
    @corieblake3450 11 місяців тому +26

    Ray Ray legendary status is cemented thank sir. salute 🫡 sir

  • @dankjankings7339
    @dankjankings7339 11 місяців тому +20

    Ray Ray saves the day! Thank you sir you are a gentleman and a scholar!

  • @MyGamerforlife
    @MyGamerforlife 9 місяців тому +23

    Jacob really is proof positive that you can’t fix stupid. He’ll learn on his own or he never will at all.

  • @walboyfredo6025
    @walboyfredo6025 10 місяців тому +13

    8:38 "You dont make babies by yourself" but as Kevin Samuels said "Women control the access to sex and know the consequences."

  • @MRHEEL-ys2rq
    @MRHEEL-ys2rq 11 місяців тому +23

    Ray Ray coming out with back to back bangers like Jordan had titles with the Bulls

    • @BadTV1993
      @BadTV1993 4 місяці тому

      Back to Back to Back bangers like DMX first 3 albums & Kobe's first three chips..long live 2 of the GOATS

  • @latammiaslavishnails
    @latammiaslavishnails 11 місяців тому +46

    Ray Ray, your videos never disappoint!!!❤

  • @MsKaiart
    @MsKaiart 11 місяців тому +16

    You are lethal with the roasts Ray 😝🤣🤣😂😂

  • @shaylalauren
    @shaylalauren 11 місяців тому +20

    The crowds reaction when they showed that baby Avion 😩😩😂😂

    • @tacohombre3648
      @tacohombre3648 11 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 11 місяців тому +7

      A'vion is like "Damn, bruh! Why am I here!?"

    • @queene3oh3
      @queene3oh3 11 місяців тому

      She Thought They Both Had Them Crazy Shifty A$$ Eyes, He Was The Daddy, Lol

  • @therealsamsclub2325
    @therealsamsclub2325 11 місяців тому +7

    “She look like a bug”
    STOPPPPP 😂🛑

    • @RayRay-ml9ut
      @RayRay-ml9ut  10 місяців тому +2

      💀💀💀💥 she do tho 🤣💀💀😭

  • @melrwill
    @melrwill 11 місяців тому +12

    "Dollar store Zendaya" 😂

  • @Probablydeservesit
    @Probablydeservesit 8 місяців тому +10

    The fact Maury’s audience clapping for her and all she said is she pays her bills and she’s being an adult a reckless one at that 4 kids and no man in sight

    • @caseydominick7806
      @caseydominick7806 4 місяці тому +2

      Right I mean isn't that what you're supposed to do when ya an adult? Pay bills provide for your kids if you have them have a job. Whatever I mean I'm 37 I live on my own pay my own bills even pay my taxes and if I had kids which I don't I would be providing for them that's what adults do

    • @Probablydeservesit
      @Probablydeservesit 4 місяці тому +1

      @@caseydominick7806 thank you it’s so silly that people were clapping for her as if she actually was doing something unheard of 🤣

  • @Shadow_1068
    @Shadow_1068 11 місяців тому +45

    If im in a Supreme court and i show them these "you are not the father" videos, maybe they would pass the law for taking a dna test afterbirth saves so much child support 😂😂😂

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 11 місяців тому +6

      Do it!

    • @WorldArchivist
      @WorldArchivist 11 місяців тому

      State governments profit from child support, they'd fight it.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 8 місяців тому +2

      Someone just started a bill in that

  • @RobMcLamb-jn9ku
    @RobMcLamb-jn9ku 11 місяців тому +11

    22:25 "Naw it ain't gonna be alright, because she don't know where the daddy at.." -- Wise words

  • @NexusFantismo
    @NexusFantismo 11 місяців тому +15

    Ray Ray the legend is back again!!!!

  • @cococrooks2638
    @cococrooks2638 11 місяців тому +12

    Dollar Tree Zendaya - 🥶😂😂😂

  • @jerrymellinger2201
    @jerrymellinger2201 8 місяців тому +5

    The thing I always find funny about these not the father videos. Is when Maury tells the guy not to talk bad about the mother. Even when everyone knows they mad that man's life hell the entire time until the results.

  • @markunknown6507
    @markunknown6507 11 місяців тому +7

    That dude looked like a wish version of Ja rule.

    • @RayRay-ml9ut
      @RayRay-ml9ut  11 місяців тому +6

      It’s MURRDAAA 💀💀💀😭

  • @chrismorris6865
    @chrismorris6865 11 місяців тому +8

    ANOTHER ONE! We are being blessed. I love that the trashing starts with the opening logo, damn.

  • @collinsunday6220
    @collinsunday6220 11 місяців тому +10

    Ray Ray, you make my work days better and go by quicker. You are the MAN!

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 11 місяців тому +5

    Maury: "You don't make babies by yourself" Jacob: (Looks to camera confused and mouths "That true?")

  • @CynicalReactions
    @CynicalReactions 11 місяців тому +7

    Awesome. A ray ray of sunshine on a very cloudy day.

  • @joshanderson7567
    @joshanderson7567 10 місяців тому +5

    "Big bowling ball head ass" gets me in tears every time bro lmao

  • @queene3oh3
    @queene3oh3 11 місяців тому +6

    You Know Ray Means King, Two Videos Back To Back, You're The Man, Thank As Always Fam🥰

  • @megarainbowluv1
    @megarainbowluv1 11 місяців тому +8

    She brought two females to lie for her and he’s NOT THE FATHER!😂😂😂😂

  • @daquantillery653
    @daquantillery653 11 місяців тому +7

    THE CONSISTENCY IS DUELY NOTED MY BOY!!! KEEP AT IT AND DON'T STOP DOING YA THING!!!! #MVP

  • @AndreArseneault-vi6ci
    @AndreArseneault-vi6ci 11 місяців тому +6

    These are the best maury shows ever when ray ray plays them❤😂😂😂

  • @Tofx11
    @Tofx11 11 місяців тому +7

    Dollar Tree Zendaya got me dying bro

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 11 місяців тому +5

    Another gem of men winning with masterful roasting. You're a true brother, Ray!

  • @BelievingRebel
    @BelievingRebel 7 місяців тому +2

    He ain’t no good!
    Neither are you, big baaaay-beeee!
    😂❤😂

  • @remiliascarlet4990
    @remiliascarlet4990 11 місяців тому +5

    The man, the myth, the legend; Ray Ray is back

  • @edsoncrevecoeur6525
    @edsoncrevecoeur6525 11 місяців тому +5

    Damn. Maurice made Maury jump back.

  • @jeffreycollier4220
    @jeffreycollier4220 11 місяців тому +5

    The women with the biggest mouths are the most decievers.

  • @TheITNerd
    @TheITNerd 11 місяців тому +3

    "I'll Be Back" - Likely many times I would imagine.

  • @reginaturner9252
    @reginaturner9252 7 місяців тому +2

    "a dollar store Zendaya" is wild 😂😂 but I see it. My boy is a wild one with the commentary 😅😅😅😅

  • @randolphtwells1360
    @randolphtwells1360 11 місяців тому +5

    22:36; Latonya doesn't look like she is 17 years old. She looks like 34 years old, meaning twice her age, Ray Ray.

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 11 місяців тому +2

    Man..I needed this. Thanks, brother.

  • @gellyGel89
    @gellyGel89 11 місяців тому +7

    Just what I needed after work !! You’re the best Ray Ray!! 🎉

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 7 місяців тому +1

      Right? Stressful work week so far, and this right here... I laugh harder than at a comedy club.

  • @roshelltannen9698
    @roshelltannen9698 8 місяців тому +2

    Shoutout to Norfolk for holding these Maury clips down. Ray, you're a man of the people.

  • @spartanation2147
    @spartanation2147 11 місяців тому +3

    Tuned in from Jamaica ray ray keeping turning up bloodclaat Maad!! 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

    • @RayRay-ml9ut
      @RayRay-ml9ut  11 місяців тому +3

      Yeah mon! Respect ✌️🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @Goliath691975
    @Goliath691975 11 місяців тому

    Thank you for another wonderful video Ray Ray. 👍

  • @DagonNaxos
    @DagonNaxos 11 місяців тому +5

    Lotta Orcs. Lotta Gorlocks. Honest question: do they think it's attractive to act irrationally? Also, they always say "Look at the eyes. The nose. The cheeks," and it never works out. It's like they've never watched the last 20 years of Maury.😂

    • @BelievingRebel
      @BelievingRebel 11 місяців тому +3

      Author Margaret Atwood said babies look like suet puddings. 😂

  • @gerryross2105
    @gerryross2105 11 місяців тому +2

    Ray Ray you are the goat ✊🏾 when I’m having a bad day I watch these videos and get a good laugh

  • @marlonlewisakamaster705
    @marlonlewisakamaster705 8 місяців тому +3

    These women are so sure, until maury reads the results 😂😂😂😂

  • @francesparker1032
    @francesparker1032 11 місяців тому +3

    The old people use to say that if you have a baby have it for yourself not for a man who think he might want one

  • @randolphtwells1360
    @randolphtwells1360 11 місяців тому +1

    0:08; Great intro with Ray Ray! Awesome!👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

  • @scmiata99
    @scmiata99 8 місяців тому +2

    THUMBS UP TO THE MOON!!!! LMAO This stuff is funny as hell!!! thank you!!!

  • @ricsim78
    @ricsim78 7 місяців тому +2

    5:52 lol, sounds just like her! Well done, sir.

  • @thisiszaphod
    @thisiszaphod 11 місяців тому +2

    And the angel of the Lord came down unto them, and sayeth, 'Keep thy chuff closed.'

  • @oliverallan81
    @oliverallan81 11 місяців тому +3

    2 uploads in the same week.. we are blessed

  • @alfredopomales7286
    @alfredopomales7286 11 місяців тому +7

    The girl in all jeans is 17 Wtffff. She looks 40 😂.

  • @Chief4Army117
    @Chief4Army117 11 місяців тому +1

    Ray comes through once again! Excellent work brother!

  • @jobidrumkenobi
    @jobidrumkenobi 7 місяців тому +2

    Now I know why I lost so many brain cells when I would stay home from school sick in the 90s.

  • @latonyamyers5814
    @latonyamyers5814 11 місяців тому +5

    Ray Ray you are on time today 😂. I just went on break ❤

  • @danmason530
    @danmason530 11 місяців тому +2

    I've been out of province for work and the homie ray ray has been killing it on here. Marathon of laughing. All love bro !!!

  • @MetalHeadRed954
    @MetalHeadRed954 11 місяців тому +2

    Please keep these coming 😂😂

  • @user-mh6ij3ed3l
    @user-mh6ij3ed3l 6 місяців тому +2

    your intros n comments are funny as hell

  • @hannasmage
    @hannasmage 11 місяців тому +1

    Legend with them uploads!! Ray my boy

  • @stephenjones51
    @stephenjones51 11 місяців тому

    Glad to see another video Ray Ray...Cheers!

  • @ldaisyn9980
    @ldaisyn9980 11 місяців тому +2

    Whaaaat,I’m from 757 too❤💪🏽💪🏽❤️❤️but they embarrassing😂😂

    • @tacohombre3648
      @tacohombre3648 11 місяців тому +1

      Same here ... they made us looked bad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevejamieson8468
    @stevejamieson8468 11 місяців тому +1

    This is the next"She's made for the streets" compilation, excellent work as always R R.

  • @mantan9400
    @mantan9400 3 місяці тому +3

    Women and the first women cry because they realize the guy with the money is NOT the dad. The broke guy is the father.

  • @randolphtwells1360
    @randolphtwells1360 11 місяців тому +3

    0:20; I know these two people. Those are actors from "Sanford & Son." The two names are Redd Foxx and Dorian Wilson. These two are the funniest of all in a sitcom.

    • @ghanasoul
      @ghanasoul 7 місяців тому

      That's Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor.😅

  • @bgasman
    @bgasman 11 місяців тому +1

    Simply Incredible!!!

  • @jasperzanjani
    @jasperzanjani 3 місяці тому +3

    the 17yo girl at the end is way more mature about accepting responsibility for her actions than any other broad I've seen on the show, 💪 hope you made it through

  • @xy1101
    @xy1101 4 місяці тому +2

    Straight up addicted to these vids. It's going to be a sad sad day after watching the last one.

  • @qew270able
    @qew270able 11 місяців тому +1

    You the GOAT bro! Love your vids!

  • @Shockwave117yt
    @Shockwave117yt 11 місяців тому +5

    I'm glad my nieces got they father in they life so they can avoid shit like this 😂.

  • @dogfaceponysoldier
    @dogfaceponysoldier 5 місяців тому +3

    Maury sat more black men free than the Emancipation Proclamation

  • @lawrencemeadows2845
    @lawrencemeadows2845 11 місяців тому +1

    Your commentary has me fkn rolling!!

  • @JayGeeBee07
    @JayGeeBee07 11 місяців тому +2

    i really love Ray's input aswell, makes these videos even funnier

  • @Blackheartrises
    @Blackheartrises 8 місяців тому +2

    Momma looking at her like, " i told yo fast a$%, to slow yo roll, now look at you. "

  • @scmiata99
    @scmiata99 8 місяців тому +2

    Hearing that gun shot I fell of The F@#$%^& CHAIR !!!!! LMAO

  • @tiffanywhite-aka-tiffybmus305
    @tiffanywhite-aka-tiffybmus305 11 місяців тому +4

    My Guy. Christmas in July❤❤

  • @sandrawallace1739
    @sandrawallace1739 8 місяців тому +2

    Ray Ray, honesty is the best policy. On ya mate!

  • @josetirado3680
    @josetirado3680 10 місяців тому +3

    Two months, later she came back with a guy named Ace, and he was the father

  • @NedsonMonteiro
    @NedsonMonteiro 11 місяців тому +1

    Ray Ray back with another banger!

  • @BrownSugaBabe
    @BrownSugaBabe 4 місяці тому +1

    Colione and that Drama “lef, lef, lef, lef, right, lef get on up right lef” outfit is sending me😂😂😂😂

  • @roborriello7787
    @roborriello7787 11 місяців тому +3

    It's the commentary that killed me😂😂😂

  • @noblepolygon8694
    @noblepolygon8694 11 місяців тому +11

    Colione look like an extra in a Mobb Deep video

    • @dankjankings7339
      @dankjankings7339 11 місяців тому +3

      Oh nooooo. You got down with that one.

    • @ghanasoul
      @ghanasoul 7 місяців тому

      😅😅 Only people over 40 will get that line!

  • @housewilma4904
    @housewilma4904 11 місяців тому +2

    another great video to smoke and chill too thanks ray ray have a good day.

  • @angelastroud237
    @angelastroud237 3 дні тому

    You cracked me up when you said "Looking like a dollar store Zendaya"🤣💯

  • @snakoiler
    @snakoiler 11 місяців тому +3

    Maury is setting men free. You see the big momma how she looked at her daughter like she surprised, you know yo kid a 304 lol

  • @tbu1mi
    @tbu1mi 4 місяці тому +3

    WOW Maury has his own "WAILING WALL".

  • @lifewithjosef
    @lifewithjosef 11 місяців тому +3

    I endlessly enjoy the schadenfreude of Junior named after the not the father. They only cry because the child support spigot may be getting turned off