You Are Not The Father 38

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @BelievingRebel
    @BelievingRebel Рік тому +96

    “I wasn’t talking to nobody!”
    Maybe not talking, but you were doing something!

    • @TonyMidyett
      @TonyMidyett 9 місяців тому +6

      IKR? 😅😂😅

    • @LouisWarren530
      @LouisWarren530 8 місяців тому +4

      Can I get an Amen, brother?

    • @raidchaser443
      @raidchaser443 8 місяців тому

      Xandrea:"I wasn't talking to nobody. I SWEAR TO GOD"!!
      Ron Ron:"I KNOW she's lying,cause that's what ho's DO".
      Damon Jr...no. Damon & mom Romonica got PLAYED for a YEAR. What happened to "Bros before ho's"? He thought with the WRONG head...

    • @AdeptRaidChaser
      @AdeptRaidChaser 4 місяці тому

      Andrea was getting clapped WAY BEFORE she met Damon & Romonica to PROTECT her ons who is her son's REAL father in an attempt to steal money. For a year, it WORKED...

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior Місяць тому

      Don't have to talk to somebody to sleep with them.

  • @ts371
    @ts371 Рік тому +63

    Maury at the end "0 for 6, I can't believe it" 😂😂😂

  • @tommahnke
    @tommahnke Рік тому +42

    I love when they call him 'Murray'.

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester Рік тому +5

      Call him murray and get the secret handshake.

  • @rockettman2025
    @rockettman2025 Рік тому +31

    I've been on a RayRay binge recently. Never disappoints 😂😂😂😂

    • @cmartin6109
      @cmartin6109 3 місяці тому +1

      boooooo 😂😂....

  • @teddyrubskin54
    @teddyrubskin54 Рік тому +54

    Ray Ray a fool with the gunshot sounds for the ones that hit the floor 😆🤣

  • @RobMcLamb-jn9ku
    @RobMcLamb-jn9ku Рік тому +96

    Roosevelt has dodged more life sentences than Gotti in his prime. The dude is tied with Jordan's record in the NBA Finals: 6-0

    • @TheGreatB.
      @TheGreatB. Рік тому +14

      Nawl. I think valchez is the Floyd mayweather of paternity

    • @RockerSteve73
      @RockerSteve73 Місяць тому

      Great comment.

  • @ghostofaforgottenweedle
    @ghostofaforgottenweedle Рік тому +131

    Her: "He cheated"
    Crowd: 😡🤬
    Her: "I cheated"
    Crowd: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

  • @CeeTeeUSA
    @CeeTeeUSA Рік тому +132

    Love how Xandria told Damon she swears to God she didn't cheat, but it's not his kid... LOL

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 Рік тому +16

      Sounds like Jesus is up to his old tricks again..

    • @rlwetz4317
      @rlwetz4317 Рік тому +18

      Damon Jr. is probably gonna have to drop the Jr. part. 🤔

    • @ashotofwhiskey219
      @ashotofwhiskey219 Рік тому +6

      She is an insult to one of my favorite bands.

    • @megarainbowluv1
      @megarainbowluv1 Рік тому +8

      She fake crying pretend she didn't know just to get on the show!🤣😂🤣

    • @curtekstrom9531
      @curtekstrom9531 Рік тому +13

      Makes you wonder how God feels about all these Women lie to him.

  • @teachmehowtodoge1737
    @teachmehowtodoge1737 9 місяців тому +19

    Dang she named her child Damon Jr. and then finds out Damon was not the father 😂

  • @patrickmiller1834
    @patrickmiller1834 Рік тому +44

    Melvin only 43. Damn he’s living hard

  • @sallyspal
    @sallyspal Рік тому +194

    Ray Ray doing the lord’s work. 😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenbroadus4918
    @stevenbroadus4918 Рік тому +16

    "Think Mcfly, think!" Had me in tears😂😂😂😂

  • @period8705
    @period8705 Рік тому +13

    Ray Ray is the leader we need and a candidate we can depend on. Ray Ray 2024.

  • @kaorishimizu1373
    @kaorishimizu1373 Рік тому +53

    Nothing like getting off work and opening your phone and seeing a new video from Ray 🥰 let's gooo

  • @andregreen4358
    @andregreen4358 Рік тому +107

    Judge Manthis was a G for telling her he wasn’t the father, I was dying, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @charliefreeman842
      @charliefreeman842 9 місяців тому +3

      Judge Mathis the G.O.A.T.!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @tommasomartinelli1891
      @tommasomartinelli1891 8 місяців тому +8

      “That’s not his child” 😂😂

    • @charliefreeman842
      @charliefreeman842 8 місяців тому +4

      @@tommasomartinelli1891 I'm still crying laughing about that part when Judge Greg Mathis said that! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SirNic4180
      @SirNic4180 5 місяців тому

      Most of the time he capes for them.

    • @UnitedStatesOfArabia7
      @UnitedStatesOfArabia7 5 місяців тому +2

      Actually he was a real G growing up. He also did time in prison.

  • @DoctorBrute
    @DoctorBrute Рік тому +11

    Yo these side clips are pure platinum

  • @missachieng.179
    @missachieng.179 Рік тому +33

    Thanks Ray ,Tralaundra is a weird name lmaooooo

  • @IndigoRoses7
    @IndigoRoses7 Рік тому +13

    I love Ray Ray's commentary and edits 🤣 🤣

    • @RayRay-ml9ut
      @RayRay-ml9ut  Рік тому +2

      Glad you enjoyed ✌️😊

    • @lambert581
      @lambert581 Рік тому +2

      @@RayRay-ml9ut I wonder if any of these women feel embarrassed over how they acted on Maury

  • @CardinalStandard
    @CardinalStandard Рік тому +21

    The need to stop the woman from running off stage! She brought these people there & why should she run off when it doesn't go her way!

    • @joeylamuel5828
      @joeylamuel5828 11 місяців тому +5

      Because you could wind up as a greasy spot on the floor if you get in front of her.😁

  • @davidpowell6098
    @davidpowell6098 Рік тому +19

    Another gem from Ray Ray, now my day is complete.

  • @31284502
    @31284502 Рік тому +20

    So this lady grew up without a father, had a husband, didn't want her child to grow up without a father, but stepped out of the marriage? That's so ass backwards

  • @chirquitaclark-uw7mt
    @chirquitaclark-uw7mt Рік тому +15

    I'm so glad you made Maury show this way on UA-cam . Because I rather look at these kind , instead of on TV.

  • @GrandmaLoves2Scuba
    @GrandmaLoves2Scuba Рік тому +18

    I love this channel Ray Ray! One of my secret little pleasures, lol.

  • @randolphtwells1360
    @randolphtwells1360 Рік тому +27

    21:57; Roosevelt has taken 5 paternity tests from 5 different kids, and all of them prove negative which means he is not the father to anyone.

  • @atalleywak
    @atalleywak Рік тому +65

    Instead of Maury, this zoo behavior should be narrated by David Attenborough.

    • @UnitedStatesOfArabia7
      @UnitedStatesOfArabia7 5 місяців тому +6

      Please don't insult the animals. Animals know who's their offspring and take care of them more than humans.

    • @drewsurfngolf1216
      @drewsurfngolf1216 4 місяці тому +2

      Lol. Spot on!

  • @Googerstein
    @Googerstein Рік тому +18

    What always gets me is the “blat blat” and the “ratatatatat” when they fall to the ground! RayRay you will always be a legend to me!

  • @winniethepoohandeeyore2
    @winniethepoohandeeyore2 Рік тому +36

    Brilliance as per usual RayZilla! Thx for uploading yesterday's livestream.

  • @laylawalker8897
    @laylawalker8897 Рік тому +48

    "You can tell that other man all of THAT. Cuz that's not his child! Have a good day!" Mic drop. ☠️

  • @randolphtwells1360
    @randolphtwells1360 Рік тому +30

    7:44; Usher + Reggie Couz = "First thing that came to mind is...OH HELL NO!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 Рік тому +33

    Jermesha: "They always say I'm cheatin'" after explaining how she's always cheating. Horrible creature. That poor little girl has to suffer because her mother is garbage. It's really sad.

  • @walboyfredo6025
    @walboyfredo6025 Рік тому +36

    15:50 Shut up Maury. You got the accuser to "shout and scream" as much as you like but when they are proven wrong you tell the accused to "STOP IT"???.
    The accused have a right to "sound off" at the accuser since they wrongly point the finger on them.

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 Рік тому +9

      Right? I'd be telling Maury, "You're the daddy then, huh?"

    • @Dilley_G45
      @Dilley_G45 8 місяців тому +1

      Maury wants guys to accept other men's children? What a cuckold behavior

    • @Justin-bk4vf
      @Justin-bk4vf 3 місяці тому

      Ain't he a damn simp

    • @Truthteller01
      @Truthteller01 Місяць тому

      That burns me, too!

  • @capoeiratheletics6375
    @capoeiratheletics6375 Рік тому +8

    The commentary is golden! I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @LimewirePirate
    @LimewirePirate Рік тому +16

    "I wasn't talking to nobody!" Then it must've been immaculate conception. 🙄

  • @93z32
    @93z32 Рік тому +56

    ray ray you gotta bring back that “thats her fault, that’s what happens when you’re a whore” clip for some of these thots

    • @universe-ie2mk
      @universe-ie2mk Рік тому +16

      Yes and the white girl crying and ray ray laughing. Its a classic.

    • @jeffreyconnor9441
      @jeffreyconnor9441 Рік тому +9

      And add more of godzilla sermons

  • @LeoMessi10_world-champion
    @LeoMessi10_world-champion Рік тому +33

    Bro is winning 6-0 😮😮

  • @jayani1023
    @jayani1023 Рік тому +17

    Those gunshot sound effects 😂😂

  • @CeeTeeUSA
    @CeeTeeUSA Рік тому +20

    If Maury could see you Ray Ray, he'd be so proud. Carrying his legacy into the future..

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 Рік тому +26

    Was having a really terrible morning, but this vid has made my day SO much better. RayRay is the hero we need AND the hero we deserve.
    00:42 I had the *exact* same reaction haha

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester Рік тому +8

      You might be having a terrible morning. ... But you are NOT the father.

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 Рік тому +4

      @@emptiester oh thank Saint Maury

  • @gogokris85
    @gogokris85 Рік тому +27

    Hey Ray Ray. Welcome back and I want to give a shout-out to the kids and babies in this DNA mess. I feel sorry and awful for these babies and kids because they are innocent and it's not their fault that they mom's want to run around and be wild and loose and sleep with everything. Please ladies govern yourselves as women and mothers and stop sleeping with everything. My prayers are with the kids and babies.

  • @tomg.5873
    @tomg.5873 8 місяців тому +3

    I gotta stop watching these while at work, I just burst out laughing and my boss is like wtf? Lol

  • @stevielagan1948
    @stevielagan1948 Рік тому +11

    Xandrea, Damon, and Damon's fierce mother are worth the price of admission and more!
    Love you, Ray Ray! Please keep the videos coming, and best wishes from here in Antalya, Turkiye.

  • @Chief4Army117
    @Chief4Army117 Рік тому +36

    "NO!" "HUSH!" Love those! I'm dead! XDDDD

  • @maureenshaw8633
    @maureenshaw8633 11 місяців тому +3

    20:27 i feel these children that don't know who there father is is very sad. God bless the children 😊

  • @kimsy520
    @kimsy520 Рік тому +24

    “…and BOO.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rlwetz4317
    @rlwetz4317 Рік тому +9

    Your edits, especially with those 1960s Godzilla clips, is killing me! 😂 Maury reveals are funny af anyway, but you have taken them to another level!

  • @danepane527
    @danepane527 Рік тому +10

    A girl saying she only cheated once is like telling a cop you just had one beer lol

  • @juliethomas-begay1742
    @juliethomas-begay1742 4 місяці тому +4

    She's screaming she "wasn't talking to nobody." Lol
    She's right about that.. She wasn't using her mouth at all... 😂😂😂

  • @kayandaeddings4803
    @kayandaeddings4803 Рік тому +4

    I love the way you use the movie references between the Maury episodes or Judge Mathis episode on this video. Can’t wait for number 39 and more.

  • @christophercrafter2609
    @christophercrafter2609 Рік тому +13

    17:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ray you sound like Charlie Brown's teacher and those old school SEPTA trolleys we had back in Philadelphia back when I was a child in the early 1980s. That was funny as @@@@.

  • @jbkmas
    @jbkmas 8 місяців тому +3

    😂😂 "she looking for cookies falling out the sky" 😅

  • @laurieharper1526
    @laurieharper1526 Рік тому +9

    Good man, Ray Ray. More gems. Really appreciate your efforts.

  • @jodybuchanan9373
    @jodybuchanan9373 7 місяців тому +2

    Normally, I don't like comments during a video, but you Crack me up! Love the Godzilla clips!

  • @JustADude515
    @JustADude515 Рік тому +5

    Commentary at its best. Great vid!

  • @danlabok7117
    @danlabok7117 Рік тому +18

    Hey Ray Ray, I stumbled upon your channel a couple of days ago and have been binge watching all of your videos and want to say thanks for the great content you've put together.
    You have a new subscriber my man.

  • @patrickmiller1834
    @patrickmiller1834 Рік тому +7

    I look forward to your videos. You say what we all say at home to the television

  • @JordanPorterJ.A.P_Offical
    @JordanPorterJ.A.P_Offical Рік тому +1

    Ray Ray, you're the best! Greetings from Jamaica 🇯🇲.

  • @titanoplays11
    @titanoplays11 Рік тому +11

    My man Ray out here being consistent

  • @chirquitaclark-uw7mt
    @chirquitaclark-uw7mt Рік тому +7

    Amen , Ray Ray !!! It only takes one time

  • @Hirouka1
    @Hirouka1 Рік тому +10

    Yo Mathis ain't playing around.

  • @glitchydemonfairy3171
    @glitchydemonfairy3171 Рік тому +3

    Finally a man that ended the relationship on the show.

  • @randolphtwells1360
    @randolphtwells1360 Рік тому +15

    27:36; Roosevelt is 6 and 0 for not being the father. Sorry John, he beats you by doubling your streak, and Roosevelt's streak is going to continue on.

    • @raidchaser443
      @raidchaser443 8 місяців тому

      Roosevelt (lead) 6-0.
      Valchas (2nd place) 5-0.(2009-11)
      John at 3-0.
      (Tied for 4th)Rayshawn & Marco at 2-0.

  • @navyblue18m40
    @navyblue18m40 Рік тому +5

    We missed you raise RayZilla's. Welcome back bro fight the good fight.

  • @ronniewebb3248
    @ronniewebb3248 2 місяці тому +1

    The girl in the crowd hollering at melvin looks like Miss Puff😂😂😂😂

  • @lollikeet9965
    @lollikeet9965 Рік тому +8

    Tralaundra? Marvin called her Sholanda!😂 Lazenda?

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 Рік тому +15

    2:23
    Maury: “How would you describe your relationship with *Tralaundra* ?
    Melvin: “I was with *Sholanda* for two whole years…”
    This dude doesn’t even know her name Lmfao.

    • @paulsilverstein9168
      @paulsilverstein9168 5 місяців тому +1

      That is a Wierd name. What were her parents thinking?

  • @DeliRevv
    @DeliRevv 11 місяців тому +2

    Ray Ray is the hero we need to bring some levity into our lives 🤘🏻

  • @SVR1968
    @SVR1968 Рік тому +2

    Ray Ray, you’re doing Gods Work.
    Greetings from Australia 🇦🇺.

  • @Paigepensiero
    @Paigepensiero Рік тому +6

    Ray Ray ur commentary is freakin awesome!!!!!

  • @amystaudte9855
    @amystaudte9855 10 місяців тому +6

    15:50 "I wasn't talkin to nobody!!" Yeah, but you sure were f*ckin somebody.

  • @bgasman
    @bgasman Рік тому +2

    Simply Fantastic, Ray Ray! I'm so glad to be back!

  • @tmac8505
    @tmac8505 9 місяців тому +2

    Dang, Ray Ray! You wild boy! (In my Martin Lawrence's voice) Keep it up!

  • @kieranhardy581
    @kieranhardy581 8 місяців тому +1

    Love that good ol boy coming out with "you don't know me!"

  • @TorricMyers
    @TorricMyers Рік тому +6

    That Judge Mathis...that was cold..!!

  • @DodgeRamGrl79
    @DodgeRamGrl79 11 місяців тому +6

    Her kids name is Day-la-quandada- dishwasher- drier- whoodadaddy! We found him!!!

  • @MoChi-ep6er
    @MoChi-ep6er 11 місяців тому +3

    I don’t get why the crowd shames the guy when it’s not even there kids like what the flip. So rude and then the crowd is confuse that it’s her who is accusing these men

  • @christophercrafter2609
    @christophercrafter2609 Рік тому +12

    10:02. Judge Greg Mathis destroyed Little Miss Sharell and her feelings. Wow sweetie @ 10:10, don't cry now. That's why it's called "keep your clothes on." Where's the tears?

  • @danmckinnon137
    @danmckinnon137 Рік тому +8

    The boos crack me up.

  • @noahclark3639
    @noahclark3639 Рік тому +10

    These make my day plus funny ass commentary #bowlingballhead

  • @BelievingRebel
    @BelievingRebel Рік тому +3

    I don't cur, i don’t cur, it’s all right.
    That’s not what you were saying a minute ago!

  • @izanamiempire2193
    @izanamiempire2193 Рік тому +2

    Damn I'm three days late. Glad you back

  • @pacdata
    @pacdata Рік тому +3

    Greatest channel on YT. FR.

  • @SpillaMangBang
    @SpillaMangBang Рік тому +2

    RayRay is a national hero!!!! Give this man his flowers...

  • @vessaagosanchez9158
    @vessaagosanchez9158 Рік тому +1

    The sun shines again!!! The new Ray Ray is here!!! Thanx Man!!!

  • @TREK5900cheats
    @TREK5900cheats 11 місяців тому +3

    now that maury retired i think ray ray needs to take over the hosting job

  • @ralphwilson361
    @ralphwilson361 Рік тому +4

    Keep up the good work Ray Ray!

  • @tysonsutton9621
    @tysonsutton9621 Рік тому +1

    Ray Ray, your paternity test videos are the best, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God…LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

  • @BPS10-Ga
    @BPS10-Ga 6 місяців тому +2

    Damon, if you signed the BC you're the father. It's nearly impossible to undo that.

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 2 місяці тому

      Not really. She lied, and since she has unclean hands, he'll be off it.

  • @ashotofwhiskey219
    @ashotofwhiskey219 Рік тому +4

    If Janet at least tried to pretend to have some humility, I could understand the sympathy. With how she acted, though, she deserves to be mocked.

  • @taminicamarsh
    @taminicamarsh 10 місяців тому +5

    Why do they think doing splits is supposed to prove anything?

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 10 місяців тому

      It only proves how good they are at spreading their legs, but hey, we already knew that...

  • @aaronwillis1864
    @aaronwillis1864 Рік тому +2

    Dude, you gonna make me watch Godzilla! 😂😂

  • @hannasmage
    @hannasmage Рік тому +9

    Yo Ray. Yoooo!!! The fucking edits keep gettin better and better! Shiiieeeeet hahahahahahaha fucking love you brother all the way from Sweden

  • @ngairehodge8566
    @ngairehodge8566 Рік тому +4

    The last case, Maury sounded disappointed that ol' boy was 0 for 6.

  • @vincentgregory3715
    @vincentgregory3715 Рік тому +1

    Thank you Ray-Ray!!

  • @francesmarrasso5256
    @francesmarrasso5256 Рік тому +3

    Sooo glad my iPad is working as I love your uploads ray ray 😂😂😊

  • @TheITNerd
    @TheITNerd Рік тому +5

    Some of these brothers need to go to the clinic to get tested.

  • @janinestrahan5103
    @janinestrahan5103 Рік тому +4

    Idk why these women are consoled for their poor choices.

  • @tomclark362
    @tomclark362 8 місяців тому +3

    I give it up to tralandra and melvin. She admitted she would apologize and handled the news well.

  • @queene3oh3
    @queene3oh3 Рік тому +2

    Thanks Ray Ray🥰✊🏾

  • @reginaturner9252
    @reginaturner9252 11 місяців тому +3

    He said "Shalanda" 😭😅 I thought it Tralaunda

  • @shawns5904
    @shawns5904 Рік тому +4

    Them gun shots spot on