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THE NEW NORMAL: NAP TIME WITH DON SNORELEONE - 4.17.24 | Countdown with Keith Olbermann
SERIES 2 EPISODE 159: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN
A-Block (1:44) SPECIAL COMMENT: There’s nothing better than a good NAP.
“Now: Trump’s head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head drops for a third time, he shakes his shoulders. Eyes closed still. His head drops. Finally, he pops his eyes open. My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains my sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, or emptied some dull opiate to the drains."
Honestly: You’re Trump, on Monday they literally catch you napping. How do you possibly go in there yesterday and get caught napping… at least TWICE. One video, or one rapid-shutter sequence of still pictures of “Trump’s head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again” and we don’t have to WATCH the rest of the trial, he’d be DONE.
Looks like we'll get this started Monday. Seven jurors chosen. I had forgotten what I learned during two days in the NYC jury pool in 2013: it is surprisingly easy to find enough people who don’t know anything about anything to fill up a New York jury. Meanwhile Trump tried out his new defense: He knows nothing. Billionaire businessman, greatest mind of his or any other generation, but when it comes to paying off Stormy Daniels to bury her story and illegally keep bad facts about himself away from the eyes of the electorate weeks before the election, and then turning the thing into a clear crime by trying to write it off as a business expense? He knows nothing. He doesn’t know the accountant. He doesn’t know the lawyer. He didn’t know anything about the document. He didn’t know anything about the deduction. He just signed whatever they put in front of him. Because the billionaire businessman knows NOTHING about his own business!
ALSO: The picture is a rare one of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene with her mouth shut. It's in The New Republic and above it the magazine's question is: “Russia is Buying Politicians in Europe. Is it Happening Here Too?” After Greene decided to try to fire another Speaker of the House to destabilize our government further, and her screw-up in the Mayorkas hearing, it's a question worth exploring.
B-Block (24:38) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: Baseball's uniform scandal is back. The pitcher is wearing the batboy's pants. The Speaker of the House had his brain trust look at his new bill first: Libs of TikTok and DC Draino and a 1/6 defendant. And I used to think the Supreme Court Justices were merely not there to do justice or defend the constitution. Now I'm not sure they're from this country, nor have more of a legal education than I do (and I took one law class 37 years ago).
C-Block (33:00) THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL: Just passed the quarter century anniversary of one of the most fun, most unexpected events of my career. How many people do you know who can say this: Tom Hanks, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon pulled me on to the Red Carpet at the Oscars - and they broke my cummerbund!
Original Air Date: April 17, 2024
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The Clarence Thomas-Ginni Thomas shituation has me livid. She was involved in the insurrection conspiracy.
Yes!! Me too!!!! 🤬🤬
So is Clarence-now.
He between a rock and hard place. Oh he KNOWS! Don’t want his bedroom door locked.
Recuse old boy. You belong in the past.
@@user-kt2on3zc1t it would be so powerful to put side by side Trump statements cancelling each other.
@@user-kt2on3zc1t I'm sure he was giving them advice and plotting from his RV.
The "nodfather" Don Snoreleone
🤣👏👏🤣👏👏🤣
🎉😂😅😊❤❤
NodFather good one!
Cotton belongs in jail for suggesting violence against protestors
Generational. Old time thinking is the past - Violence their cry!
I'll say it since Keith didn't; "TOM COTTON. TODAY'S WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!"
MTG is a Russian, paid for, operative.
Paid for???¿??¿
I think she is the classification of a willing Manchurian candidate.
She does for free!!!
She’s a terrible representative, but she was good on The Flintstones.
@@stever5359Would that make her transgender ? She certainly isn't Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble .
Moscow Marge no doubt!
She isn't the only one.
It will come out eventually that Qanon is Russian based
Obviously ‼️
well, maga is, so...
Duh
@@catherinereynolds9644 Qussia, Ruqqia, RanonQ ...it's real, it just doesn't rhyme, dammit
Keith is a national treasure and should be treated as such. His literary genius never ceases to amaze me. Thank You!!!!
Hey, fan-person, calm down or you'll spurt.
i'm sorry, but i disagree. i'm a HUGE fan of keith, i watch the podcast every day, but there's only ONE National Treasure, and it's NICOLAS CAGE.,, haha
@@baldon2652 hey, maga troll, stop sucking trump's dick or you'll turn orange from his jizz.
Keith, Im a huge fan of your commentary. I click through to UA-cam every morning, out in the backyard with the dogs, hoping, hoping that I will see a new podcast!!
Interesting thoughts on the NY jury pool and the ease with which we can find people who know nothing about anything. I'm tempted to say that the whole country is full of people like that - how else could millions of people believe that electing Snoreleone to the presidency would be good for them or for the country.
ABSOLUTELY 💯 % CORRECT 👍👍👍👍💙
People are nuts! 🪞🪞🪞
@@mikewright534 Exhibit A ☝🏼
@@plaidpandaLol, you come up with an answer yet
Damn, I Wish more people listened to you everyday, Keith. You bring up facts other reporters are too wussy to mention.
As always, thanks for Another excellent news update!
Tom Cotton was voted most likely to take friendly fire by his basic training company.
Tom Cotton looks like he yells at the police "Do you know who my father is?"...
Chump ...Private Plump...AWOL for 187 Minutes...Himself en courged Come Get Wild... Giggity Giggity 😮..And Lied... 🎉 U Lied To ME 🎉🎉Drumpf said :" IT was Antifa 😂😮😅🎉 PooPf! 🎉 Momma Told ME Not To Come 🎉She said :" That Anit The Way To Have Fun 🎉NO 🎉😊
💥!
No doubt about that!
We no longer vacation down in Arkansas. Most of the wonderful attractions in Arkansas were originally funded in the heyday of politicians of the Fulbright era. The fascists are wrecking that state.
Putin purchased Republicans cheaper than box cutters for a passenger plane .
👏🏻
Can you explain why would Putin would only invade Ukraine when there is a Democrat in the Whitehouse? I don't get it
I'm guessing Trump's Candy Man ran out of speed.
Or his attorneys doped him to kerp his pie hole shut.
I saw a headline on Colbert that mentioned there's currently a nationwide shortage of Adderall. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not.
Trump's run out of cash to pay the candy man.
Pretty lady aint got no friend till the/Candyman comes around again.
or had a 2 for 1 sale on benzos. I mean, SOMEONE was getting both from Ronnie Jackson.
Lol Marjorie telling us about antisemitism
Tedgey - As she dodges those "Jewish space-lasers", no less...! 🛰
@@CynAnne1 Duck Marj duck !!!
One day she'll find out what it means.
Our surprise at the Supreme Court's questionable ethics, decisions, and demeanor (evinced by their questions to counsel) is explainable.
We mistakenly think they are Better Than They Are. They are simple human organisms just like us but with inflated egos and huge powers.
They're no different than the Karen who lets her grocery basket roll into your car door and simply walks away. The smoker who empties his ashtray out his car window at the stoplight. The mis/un/ill-informed relative at the family gathering who is Certain about things and unmoved by facts.
I despair.
I got stuck trying to cross the Golden Gate Bridge (shut down by protest), late for my scheduled medical clinic at UCSF. I saw my patients via Zoom while stopped, then the CHP turned us around and I caught a 9:35 Ferry to SF, all the while conducting telemed via Zoom. I was at work by 11 AM in time for "in person" Procedures. I found this solution to be less extreme compared to running over protesters at the Bridge, Tom Cotton.
Bravo…great uplifting news we should all use as an example for life…Part of the problem, or part of the solution, you choose..Thank you~ 🙏🏻
Now they are practicing medicine without a license
Plus, these weren’t pro hamas protesters; they were pro Palestine! My age provides me with enough history to understand why these pro Palestine protesters are protesting for their countrymen! 👍👍👍
Yeah, one thing his fascist party's supporters might not realize is that first degree murder is kinda illegal.
Wow barely an inconvenience, these protesters need to keep shutting down bridges. Every day if possible and for longer if possible. This really hurts Trump in the election too!
Mango Mussolini’s legal team probably slipped a Valium into his Breakfast Big Mac, to stop him from acting / blurting out. I LOVE IT, cuz you know having to sit there and STFU is absolute TORTURE for him, which makes it all worthwhile.
Great Oscar story, Keith 👍😂
I heard her referred to as, "Perjury Traitor Queen."
You could also go with Perjury Trailer Gangrene! Just another option to throw at ya!
While watching some video or other that featured Green, the auto-UA-cam generated closed captions referred to her as Marj Retailer Green.
Good morning KO fans!
Good morning, Fam!
Good lunchtime from Norway! 🤗
Deech - Happy 'Week's Half-Over Day'! 😁
@@Kari.F. maybe I should change that to Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night KO Fans! But i don’t type super fast this early in the morning.
GOOD MORNING! Love starting my day with KO!❤️
Moscow Mitch
He won’t survive the stress and just might drop dead in the court room
Let us hope.
A major "health event " is coming in the next month or so. Hang on. I'm praying that it's public, so they can't lie about it.
@@TreasureDeal - At the podium, "Don Snorelone" makes an "Ack-Argh-Ack!" sound, keels over sideways, and hits the floor...and his MAGAs flop down and start snapping 'selfies'. 😂
🤔😃
We can hope.
Poor ol' "Don Snorelone", Keith - snoozing in front of sketch artists...!
🖼😂🎨
Trump will be catching up on his sleep, alot ha
@@user-ss8iy2to6t - They'll have a gallery's worth of "Don Snorelone" renderings soon... 😂
Hello from Scotland. Great work this week, Keith.
As someone who consideras Tom Hanks a National Treasure, I smiled, giggled, guffawed and finally laughed out loud at your Oscar story. I consider you a treasure as well, Keith!
He would sleep through his conviction. 😂😂😂
We'll soon find out 😏
And then be adamant it never happened.
Hmm the sleepy joe and coked up Joe memes.. wonder why the right haven’t called this the sleepy scumbag scandal
But he'll never sleep through the night.
He can sleep through his incarceration for all I care.
Just as long as he’s gone!
Thank you Mr. Olbermann. 🙏🏻🌸
Trump in a Bodega ?
He must have seen a TV on the counter top and saw himself on it
He said he was praying!! now that's the funniest thing he ever said.
😳😂🤣
Wake up dude! What do you think this is, one of your cabinet meetings?
i love that you share the stories you never wanted to share with us 😂
The irony of this whole thing is that it wouldn't have made any difference if Stormy had told the story. His fans would still have voted for him.
Dodgeball & The Rutles in the same political analysis. Pure genius KO.
The Supreme Court...in the Colosseum. Boy will they be surprised!
Thank you again for saving our sanity and giving us something to chuckle about in our current dystopian hellscape. I thank you and I'm pretty sure everyone else watching does too.
For anyone following Aussie story about the magpie ……she is back home with her family!❤❤❤❤❤
Jerry Coleman quotes from the 1970s, now Ive heard it all on this podcast. You can hang a ⭐on that one.
Look at the workmanship. LMFAO.
Look! Pennywise is asleep! Or is he?
"Ode to a Nightingale"?
Keith, you are too pure for this world.
Don Snoreleone...aka the Nod Father. Love the good nicknames.
I have a feeling Margie thought her nonsense about the late Ms. Laken Reilly constituted ''wit''. It might pass for wit when you went to High School in a place where one of the biggest attractions is a place called Booger Mountain.
Don't you mean Lincoln Reilly
@@mikewright534 Imagine one of those boxes you click on -but this one says ''I am not a troll''.
@@catherine7484 Huh, I saw the state of the union, I thought that was her name. Glad Biden apologized for calling that man an illegal who killed her. I didn't hear him apologize for getting her name wrong so I thought that was her name.
@@catherine7484 @catherine7484 Huh, I saw the state of the union, I thought that was her name. Glad Biden apologized for calling that man an illegal, who showed her love. I didn't hear him apologize for getting her name wrong so I thought that was her name.
@@catherine7484 I wish I could click on a box that says don't delete my comments
Self-described "wartime speaker" Mike Johnson versus the Putin-operative wing of the Republican party. Courageous stuff.
Tom Cottonchopper and Ron DeSatan are two reasons to vote blue. Btw, thanks Keith, for the tribute to Carl Erskine, who was from my hometown of Anderson, IN.
It's pretty obvious. It's either a game he's playing to use on the campaign trail to scream I wasn't sleeping just showing my defiance. BUT it's more likely he's nodding out from serious drug addiction?
I was in college in the early 2000’s, and honestly didn’t watch enough TV then to know who you were. My first introduction to you that I will never forget was:
“Don’t kick it to Hester. DON’T kick it to Hester! DON’T KICK IT TO HESTER!”
Still makes me laugh. 😂
Good morning COUNT DOWN!! I LOVE YOU Keith!! You're my fav!💙💙💙😍
One can only imagine the effect of trump’s sleeping through his trial…. on the jury! At least he’ll be quiet!
SNL...is going to make an epic cold opening this Saturday about Dosey Don ! LMAO
Cloaking is the new form of lying.
Kind of like "alternative facts."
Unless it is Alternative Cloaking, perhaps?
Moscow Marj(orie).
Evidently ‼️💯
This is the *2016* Election interference case, and then there's the 2020 Election interference case in Georgia, plus a couple of cases in between.
So when 45 talks incessantly about election interference he should know , him having the most active participation and knowledge of election interferences . He is the expert .
The DC case, if the Supremes ever let it resume, is also about 2020 election interference.
Every accusation is a confession.
Great fricking show...awesome story!! ❤
An obscure quote from "Dodgeball". Keith is one hip dude.
Ah! Good morning. ☮️💜✨🍿
Fabulous Keith! 👍💙
One County, Los Angeles, wanted me in the jury box... Orange County, on the other hand, wanted me in the defendants chair!
I got called for jury duty for my own trial! SLO County, Ca. (All charges dropped)
Love the Tom hanks story Keith!
There is a checks and balance system in our government EXCEPT the SCOTUS. There needs to be a system of accountability for these judges. Also TERM LIMITS.
They're Bought and Paid For 💰 🤡
Ahhh...the pleasant memories of Jury Duty. Memories that I will keep (somewhere) for the rest of my life. Thanks for the memories....
I thought only the Romulans had a cloaking device.
GOOD MORNING TO U
Wow! Finally an ending story I hadn't heard twice this year already. And it was good too! Folks much younger than us probably don't know what a cummerbund is. I had one on my tux for my high school prom....nearly 50 years ago. I also took pictures at said prom that made it into the yearbook for which I got no credit...because I wasn't on the yearbook staff, In my senior year, 1975, I had a 3 hour class in Industrial Media and Technology, basically radio and TV Broadcasting and photography. The teacher was Phillip Shedd, K5RVK, son of the then famous child psychologist Charlie W. Shedd. (I have always thought of him as a doctor, but in reality he was a pastor and author - See Letters to Phillip and Letters to Karen). Sadly, he went home in 1999. He made the class fun, despite my being a horrible photographer. Still am.
I can't believe Keith took it back to The Ruttles! 💜
8:11 Was...was that a 'Dodgeball' reference?? 😂🔧😂
Tracy - "If you can dodge a nap..." 😂
Explain to me please what the NSA spends their time and money on if they cant be bothered to do anything not a single thing about Russian influence in congress ? If not the NSA then who? What is going on with our national security?
As a former educator / counselor, I could not be more appalled at the ignorance & stupidity I encounter. Unprofessionalism too.
That Oscar story picture is easily googled, and hilarious. Keep doing what you are doing Mr. Olbermann, while you still can ;-)
Want to thank you again for your wonderful reports!
Keeps my sanity intact!!
Another great show, KO ... Loved the Oscars story. So cool.
He’s named Tom cotton because that’s what he has in his head. Cotton……
Mr Keith olbermann. I would like to thank you for reminding me that the Ruddles exist.
And for saving democracy.
San Diego Padres broadcast.... died laughing. 🤣
Todays word of the day is Cummerbund:
A broad waist sash, usually pleated, which is often worn with single-breasted dinner jackets (or tuxedos).
Also, bonus points for another use of the word Stacastic.
(stochastic)
Hint for wearing your cummerbund: the pleats face upward, as though it was to catch crumbs.
I like the phrase Dozy Don
Don Snoreleon. LOL.
Haha! IKR?!!! 😴
Oh my, the United States is getting crazier. It all started @ Hollywood Oscar’s celebrations.
Thank you, Keith Olbermann.
Thanks Keith. Your saga of you, Hanks, Affleck and Damon is priceless. Very entertaining. Beat that sleepy ex president story.
Someone should subpoena Clarence Thomas' emails.
(He sounds scarily like Kissinger, too. :( )
Follow the Money Trail 💰 for Sure 🤡
Jury candidate:
Yeah,...of course I watch FoxNews. Yeah. That's the ticket.
Thank you, Keith
The nodfather!
Cloaking...brilliant, these guys are geniuses, only the best....
Nice story about you, Hanks, Damon and Afleck
Moscow Marj
I love your "promised not to tell" stories. They are great! 😅😅
Great story....thanks for sharing and clearing up the misconception about Tom Hanks. I feel much better now.
I always remember Detective Holland 'Dutch' Wagonbach, THE SHIELD, explaining that the average juror watched 40 hours of TV soap operas per week and had a non-college education.
There was a Russian computer server in tRump tOwer
“ Can I get you some coffee or something, heroin..! Laughed out loud…Keith kills me.
Merci Keith!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You were mugged!
❤️👍
Luv ya Keith!
You have so many great stories. This is sure to be one of my favorites, until the next great one.
Napoleon is always right.
Four legs good: Two legs better!
Best story ever! Finally not a repeat story.
Thanks, Keith! Great show!
As good as it gets !!!
liked/shared
Best Oscars story ever!
Keith, I'm so glad you're one of the good guys 😅😅