Storytime: Sneeze Breaks Butt

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  • @qwertyferix
    @qwertyferix 8 років тому +1581

    Alex: "I think about a lot of things."
    Alex is a thoughtful guy.

  • @UnpleasantAlex
    @UnpleasantAlex 8 років тому +1068

    Link enjoyed that way too much

  • @solodolotrevino
    @solodolotrevino 8 років тому +283

    I think we learned something about Link today

  • @Hardlythere
    @Hardlythere 8 років тому +391

    " So how was work today?"
    Alex: I...... don't wanna talk about it.

    • @tessafoley9652
      @tessafoley9652 8 років тому +9

      Well... He spanked his boss' butts with a woodland paddle 😂

    • @knotsnchains6907
      @knotsnchains6907 6 років тому +1

      omg that made my day... I don't wanna talk about it.. spanking the bosses... well would this be abuse of either the bosses, or the employee? awkward as all get out...

  • @samanthawiggins7911
    @samanthawiggins7911 8 років тому +1656

    LINKY IS KINKY

  • @gwenconnelly9876
    @gwenconnelly9876 7 років тому +219

    Ah, yes. The return of Kink Neal.

  • @hinadori5491
    @hinadori5491 8 років тому +399

    500 spanks later...
    Link: That doesn't count

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 6 років тому +4

      Liam Lockhart 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr505505
    @Mr505505 7 років тому +128

    Link: one more
    Rhett: Why are you want this man?

  • @Maha.411
    @Maha.411 8 років тому +156

    Link's constant eye contact with the camera as he got spanked......

  • @lindseymariebickford7786
    @lindseymariebickford7786 8 років тому +813

    The intense eye contact Link kept giving us made me believe that he actually enjoys being spanked

    • @lindseymariebickford7786
      @lindseymariebickford7786 8 років тому +37

      +Kyra_Is_Me I'm sure she already knows.

    • @graciec3837
      @graciec3837 8 років тому +31

      right he kept asking for it

    • @tuberlicious05
      @tuberlicious05 8 років тому +37

      He's freaky lol nothing wrong with that

    • @lidorgod
      @lidorgod 8 років тому +34

      Yeah he willing gave himself all those half points

    • @Nomercy721
      @Nomercy721 8 років тому +22

      Hey, there's nothing wrong with liking a little spanking.

  • @batguy39
    @batguy39 8 років тому +495

    Link just wants to make more fanfics for everyone

  • @jasmineholmes2418
    @jasmineholmes2418 8 років тому +964

    I just watched two grown men be gently paddled for my own entertainment, this should be my sign that I need sleep .-.

    • @buffysummers3936
      @buffysummers3936 8 років тому +9

      there's alot worse things on UA-cam......

    • @iamuglypeople
      @iamuglypeople 8 років тому +13

      +Buffy Summers get off UA-cam buffy. Vampire slayers don't have time for UA-cam.

    • @KatieM-ss6qg
      @KatieM-ss6qg 8 років тому +3

      tøp

    • @creativemeans7586
      @creativemeans7586 8 років тому +9

      Are you saying that you just reached rock "butt"om ??

    • @alexanderlynch3106
      @alexanderlynch3106 8 років тому

      No No No No NO I REFUSE TO SAY I JUST READ THAT

  • @rachelleverone9268
    @rachelleverone9268 8 років тому +259

    Kink Neal

  • @nikolasstormy
    @nikolasstormy 8 років тому +70

    I don't know what Link liked more, getting paddled or taking hits of the stinky fish spray.

  • @mckenziesoumas2218
    @mckenziesoumas2218 8 років тому +582

    He was not spanking them that hard

    • @RyanMiller-ej8ri
      @RyanMiller-ej8ri 8 років тому +2

      ikr

    • @CoopGaminGg
      @CoopGaminGg 8 років тому +50

      You need to realise that Alex was spanking his bosses, he didn't want to loose his awesome job I guess xD

    • @taebby78
      @taebby78 8 років тому +15

      That's because there weren't holes in the paddle... lol :P

    • @robogamer2.047
      @robogamer2.047 8 років тому +5

      yep thay were acting

    • @mju34
      @mju34 8 років тому +8

      love taps

  • @mcl40000
    @mcl40000 8 років тому +601

    in before link starts his s&m channel!

  • @KrisKins01
    @KrisKins01 8 років тому +234

    This is fan-fic heaven right here.

  • @eve8124
    @eve8124 8 років тому +61

    Fifty shades of Link coming to any theather near you

  • @kikinakolada
    @kikinakolada 8 років тому +84

    Alex is a thoughtful guy. He thinks about a lot of things.

  • @Terryterryterryterryterry
    @Terryterryterryterryterry 8 років тому +69

    Link liked this too much lol "That wasn't hard enough"... "One more"... 😂

  • @MSadamgasm
    @MSadamgasm 8 років тому +654

    Link's hidden kink for bdsm is coming out 😂😂😂

    • @saaliya6781
      @saaliya6781 8 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @southerndailynews3437
      @southerndailynews3437 8 років тому +21

      Yeah at around 12 minuets is when he's like: "Common man give it to me! COMMON MAN! I need 2 more, 2 more now!"

    • @benreed9352
      @benreed9352 8 років тому +29

      Kinky Linky lmao

    • @joeburden9426
      @joeburden9426 8 років тому +6

      I am pretty sure he has a foot fetish.

    • @roeexists355
      @roeexists355 8 років тому +6

      I knoooooww and he wasn't denying it either 😂😂

  • @jamesbennett4157
    @jamesbennett4157 8 років тому +334

    Link is making me feel all types of awkward today 😂

    • @trainedwarrior502
      @trainedwarrior502 8 років тому +17

      Just make sure your door is closed, and no-ones in the room with you. You'll be fine

    • @brandjoseph
      @brandjoseph 8 років тому +1

      +Emily Irene_B probably not lol

    • @Marjorie91
      @Marjorie91 8 років тому +3

      Embrace the awkwardness child 🙏🏼

    • @mariaweirick8213
      @mariaweirick8213 8 років тому +1

      lol yes

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 6 років тому +1

      @@emilybrick3366 😂

  • @MCWUKGaming
    @MCWUKGaming 8 років тому +81

    That was not spanking, that was just a gentle tap. Wanted to see a full power whack with the paddle

  • @ls-rk6hw
    @ls-rk6hw 8 років тому +37

    i think we may have just learned something interesting about link's personal life

  • @FreosChae
    @FreosChae 8 років тому +169

    Mild BDSM and GMM? Sure why not.

  • @reptilected4097
    @reptilected4097 8 років тому +794

    They're basically begging for creepy weird fanfics to be written

  • @tasintevin2429
    @tasintevin2429 8 років тому +778

    Link's wife should take note of this

  • @imbadatnames-qg6ks
    @imbadatnames-qg6ks 8 років тому +314

    Link reeally wanted to be spanked

  • @JAKON72
    @JAKON72 8 років тому +311

    What website am I on right now?

  • @lwright9690
    @lwright9690 8 років тому +278

    for the wheel
    in a world where ferrets are used as swords

  • @iamironclaw
    @iamironclaw 8 років тому +554

    Those hits were so weak.

    • @pigeonmorris2243
      @pigeonmorris2243 8 років тому +4

      what tweet

    • @actualsatan_
      @actualsatan_ 8 років тому +39

      He was spanking his bosses so he could be a bit nervous

    • @mstr-rptr
      @mstr-rptr 8 років тому +1

      But Link told him that his job was not in jeopardy.

    • @toweldingles4lyf
      @toweldingles4lyf 8 років тому +3

      +bhopfu1 there was no tweet about hemorrhoids lol

    • @Kentama
      @Kentama 8 років тому +4

      What your boss tells you to do, and what he/she really wants, oftentimes isn't the same thing.

  • @thomascampbell350
    @thomascampbell350 8 років тому +545

    Link was like "I need two more" and I'm like "I need fanfic"

  • @GinaMarra1
    @GinaMarra1 8 років тому +55

    I would of swung the paddle harder, looked to light lol

  • @Nonyah123
    @Nonyah123 6 років тому +36

    Link looked so disappointing when his were over

  • @Mike-mw4hh
    @Mike-mw4hh 8 років тому +257

    UA-cam Red, RedTube... Where am I right now? :/

    • @itztbp4647
      @itztbp4647 8 років тому +4

      Red tube

    • @bucket8141
      @bucket8141 8 років тому

      your on UA-cam

    • @Mike-mw4hh
      @Mike-mw4hh 8 років тому

      Avery Jones Aiden D OK, now I'm really confused haha

    • @bucket8141
      @bucket8141 8 років тому

      +Mike UA-cam red requires money

    • @Mike-mw4hh
      @Mike-mw4hh 8 років тому

      Aiden D I know, I pay mother Google AU$12 a month >.> lol.
      More for the unlimited music but ad-free YT is guud too.

  • @Yojerome303
    @Yojerome303 8 років тому +75

    Well now we know what links' into XD

  • @lumariadp
    @lumariadp 8 років тому +156

    Alex barely tapped them.

    • @rhi1989
      @rhi1989 8 років тому +33

      Their reactions were so disproportionate to the spanks.

    • @aidanbeattie8341
      @aidanbeattie8341 8 років тому +1

      +Insufferable Know-It-All ikr watch 12:50

    • @realleee278
      @realleee278 8 років тому +4

      Should have been a real spanking with a paddle

    • @96dukeboy
      @96dukeboy 8 років тому +12

      Because the paddle is such a long hard object, small light swings can still hurt more than it seems that they would. But yeah, a lot of those were really weak.

    • @OntheFloorLaughing1
      @OntheFloorLaughing1 8 років тому

      +JellyGamer get out....

  • @roachkiss3r
    @roachkiss3r 8 років тому +262

    The paddle was boiled for safety, don't worry.

    • @oat2280
      @oat2280 8 років тому +2

      please dont

    • @silverspecter2101
      @silverspecter2101 8 років тому +2

      Whoah! Never heard that one before!

    • @roachkiss3r
      @roachkiss3r 8 років тому

      +Spider Saucer can you please gfy?

    • @silverspecter2101
      @silverspecter2101 8 років тому +2

      Phanic! At The Pilots You're immediately resorting to throwing insults? C'mon, you can do better than that. How about actually addressing your overused joke?

    • @roachkiss3r
      @roachkiss3r 8 років тому

      +Spider Saucer for once can I have a day when I don't get into a fight on the Internet? My cat just had to be put down and my life is downhill at the moment. I was just trying to be funny to lighten myself up. Jeez.

  • @DanielRodriguez-gm1ih
    @DanielRodriguez-gm1ih 8 років тому +149

    Imagine having a job were you have to spank your boss.

    • @ice-a4ice-a437
      @ice-a4ice-a437 8 років тому +8

      I want that job

    • @ShaynainShambles
      @ShaynainShambles 8 років тому +3

      Those power dynamics are really taking a hit

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 7 років тому +1

      domina?

    • @annab6726
      @annab6726 7 років тому +8

      If it meant I got to spank Link, I would pay THEM for letting me work there...

    • @ROZYLAND2008
      @ROZYLAND2008 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Rodriguez that job called dominator for male dominee for famale

  • @sassyangie
    @sassyangie 6 років тому +8

    This is the most fun Link had in a while

  • @rileysmith8922
    @rileysmith8922 7 років тому +12

    Links laugh is absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @angeldquintas
    @angeldquintas 8 років тому +29

    Link's a little too into it 😂

  • @mileszale6282
    @mileszale6282 7 років тому +4

    I love it when link laughs hysterically!

  • @undeadkennedy
    @undeadkennedy 8 років тому +14

    Because Link read all his fanfics and needed to generate some more

  • @marisskat
    @marisskat 8 років тому +44

    ALEX SAID SUH DUDE

  • @kunnyfunte8165
    @kunnyfunte8165 8 років тому +27

    get questions wrong?
    that's a paddlin'

    • @baltimorez-wad7281
      @baltimorez-wad7281 8 років тому +8

      Nice obscure Simpson's reference there.

    • @xavi5408
      @xavi5408 8 років тому

      XD

    • @QuasarMusics
      @QuasarMusics 8 років тому

      The old man from the simpsons right? lmao

    • @baltimorez-wad7281
      @baltimorez-wad7281 8 років тому

      @Quasar -- I believe it was said by Jasper while substituting for class on episode 100 I believe, the episode where Skinner gets fired

  • @xxmarcyxx1819
    @xxmarcyxx1819 8 років тому +44

    What the hell. I feel like all of this is an optical illusion or something. They're so big compared to the table. haha. It's like lower than their hips it's so strange for me to see.

  • @tayamiranda
    @tayamiranda 8 років тому +141

    Wish the camera was on the other side tbh

  • @didituki4881
    @didituki4881 8 років тому +110

    9:32 Do you see what I see?
    Hint: Look at Link's pants

  • @zjthespian4958
    @zjthespian4958 8 років тому +17

    Links skin is flawless

  • @Neia_eleni
    @Neia_eleni 8 років тому +4

    It's the little things that bring us the most enjoyment. Thanks for keeping the laughs comin, y'all ^.^

  • @Snakeofwrath
    @Snakeofwrath 8 років тому +217

    I feel like the butt spanking is gonna get this video demonetized.

    • @ihatemyself6384
      @ihatemyself6384 8 років тому

      Yah it might

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato 8 років тому +49

      They have no problem getting sponsors, they'll be fine

    • @Valvex_
      @Valvex_ 8 років тому

      Why would it?

    • @izzyGO52
      @izzyGO52 6 років тому +1

      Halil Aydin cuz someone could flag it as inappropriate content, weirder thingd have happened

    • @maddymaeee
      @maddymaeee 6 років тому +1

      I don’t thinks so
      Because you commented this two years ago
      Or this is all a figment of my imagination
      🗺🔫

  • @wantsafriend
    @wantsafriend 8 років тому +72

    I think he was hesitant to spank them in fear of his job. It's like if you hit too hard you lose your job, if you hit to light you are not convincing to the audience. A true lose lose situation :/

    • @xtrlsidma
      @xtrlsidma 8 років тому +22

      Not really Link said don't worry your job is not in jeapoty

    • @wantsafriend
      @wantsafriend 8 років тому +1

      He did say that didn't he. I guess the force didn't translate well as i perceived it to be.

    • @Nomercy721
      @Nomercy721 8 років тому +1

      Yea. It's one of those things where the sound doesn't portray how it feels.

    • @JavierBacon
      @JavierBacon 8 років тому +1

      +Michael McDoesn'tExist It's not just the sound, you can see how slowly he moves the paddle through about a foot and a half of travel. There's no way he built up enough momentum to hurt them at all. I say, rather than make the entire payoff of this episode worthless, hit them hard until they say go softer. Link had to ask for extra because they weren't hard enough. The idea was that they WOULDN'T like it.

  • @deprofundis3293
    @deprofundis3293 6 років тому +34

    Not gonna lie, Link liking the spanking was pretty hot 😂😍

  • @purpleglitterize
    @purpleglitterize 8 років тому +19

    I just started my day watching two grown men getting spanked with a paddle.
    And I loved every second of it.

  • @OKaysional
    @OKaysional 8 років тому +13

    the immediate cut lmao

  • @brennandrew9730
    @brennandrew9730 8 років тому +17

    docter:so how did you break your tailbone.
    girl:I sneezed
    docter:what?
    girl:you heard me

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow 8 років тому +82

    Butt breaking? That's snot ok

    • @CloudNine661
      @CloudNine661 8 років тому +25

      definitely Snot Mike up Puffed He

    • @buffysummers3936
      @buffysummers3936 8 років тому

      +Cloud Nine BRILLIANT!!!!

    • @Laterrianw
      @Laterrianw 8 років тому +1

      +Cloud Nine WHOS MAN IS THIS?!

    • @4x4Hermann
      @4x4Hermann 8 років тому +1

      +Cloud Nine wanted to let you know your comment actually made me laugh out loud. ten Internet points for you.

    • @turinabarrington8060
      @turinabarrington8060 8 років тому

      I look forward to seeing your comments 😂😂

  • @ChynaB923
    @ChynaB923 8 років тому +1

    Link just looked really adorable and dreamy in this episode !!

  • @the-niknak
    @the-niknak 8 років тому +6

    "Why you want this, man?" Exactly what I was thinking....

  • @melissaedmondson4345
    @melissaedmondson4345 8 років тому +11

    LOL I think Link liked that a little too much hahahahhaha

  • @AliCatt777
    @AliCatt777 8 років тому +7

    this is so wrong, but so right.

  • @Beaneabean
    @Beaneabean 6 років тому +1

    Love how hard they’re trying not to fight. Damn I could feel the tension

  • @leslierae6416
    @leslierae6416 8 років тому +14

    When Eddie said "Yes Sir" .....no, just no.

  • @saucyboi9871
    @saucyboi9871 8 років тому +8

    Now I'm scared of sneezing in the ocean

  • @WhatWillHappenIf0
    @WhatWillHappenIf0 8 років тому +15

    Butt is like fire, Warms you or Burns you.
    I am ok with both. 😃😃😃

  • @hetastic_bro
    @hetastic_bro 8 років тому +15

    I'm kink-shaming, Link. XD

  • @JinxNightcore
    @JinxNightcore Рік тому +2

    Link liked it lol...that's adorable ;3

  • @JoyFoolActs2035
    @JoyFoolActs2035 6 років тому +1

    Link was loving it. He got hit so many times. 😂😂😂

  • @baloney2271
    @baloney2271 8 років тому +212

    Why does Link want to get spanked
    Because he's a submissive
    GMM has this kind of content now

    • @baloney2271
      @baloney2271 8 років тому +30

      Fifty shades of Link

    • @weyjosh5213
      @weyjosh5213 8 років тому +1

      whas uhhp dood

    • @presleys2372
      @presleys2372 8 років тому +3

      Link bottoms

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 8 років тому +12

      *sings* that boy is a bottoooooooommmmmmm!

    • @ausvice3721
      @ausvice3721 8 років тому

      +Hey It's Ron Here are you gonna cry?

  • @barbaraknuth8095
    @barbaraknuth8095 8 років тому +7

    A sneeze is the most violent thing the human body does to itself.

  • @DMIwriter
    @DMIwriter 8 років тому +7

    The greek equivalent of GMM on the paddle, very clever

  • @ElleDeas
    @ElleDeas 8 років тому +2

    XD "Yes, Sir" I think everyone knew what they were getting into and enjoyed it in their loins lmao

  • @venuscamacho3046
    @venuscamacho3046 6 років тому +4

    “Why do you want this, man?”

  • @aotq
    @aotq 8 років тому +35

    9:21 use subtitles.

    • @RedHoodOfGotham
      @RedHoodOfGotham 8 років тому

      holy crap hahaha XD

    • @angelo1604
      @angelo1604 8 років тому

      lmaooo.

    • @enkk
      @enkk 8 років тому

      I didn't really get what Link is saying tho... care to explain? :(

    • @NewPhilosopher
      @NewPhilosopher 8 років тому

      LOL, it must be done on auto.

    • @actualsatan_
      @actualsatan_ 8 років тому

      Subtitles were fixed...

  • @katiej9006
    @katiej9006 8 років тому +11

    "Yes, sir." LMAO

  • @AsterDXZ
    @AsterDXZ 8 років тому +77

    10:15 Spanking starts here for those who are just here for that

  • @sammiller2712
    @sammiller2712 8 років тому +7

    the tension between them tho... like they're just done with each other in this. am I the only one who noticed lol?!

    • @Charlotte-yh4uj
      @Charlotte-yh4uj 8 років тому

      yes!!! finally someone who thought that too!!!

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 6 років тому

      Late, but i definitely noticed that too

  • @kendrabrecka279
    @kendrabrecka279 8 років тому +1

    Again, the fanfic writers must be so happy with this season. Gotta love it.

  • @haruigarashi8888
    @haruigarashi8888 8 років тому +26

    Every time I watch a GMM video I question my existence :v

    • @KatieM-ss6qg
      @KatieM-ss6qg 8 років тому +5

      every time I see multiple comments from the same person on the same video, I question my existence 😂👌

    • @HeatherBillingsWall
      @HeatherBillingsWall 8 років тому +4

      +Katie Comment I just question my existence

  • @lilliandoe3964
    @lilliandoe3964 8 років тому +114

    Spanking starts at 10:15, you're welcome

  • @stass2933
    @stass2933 8 років тому +155

    What am i watching, this is not pornhub, right?

  • @Testsubject276
    @Testsubject276 8 років тому +7

    Gummy teeth sounds like the name of the most terrifying clown ever

  • @ChrisBrown-ud3ng
    @ChrisBrown-ud3ng 8 років тому +18

    I love you guys but those 'spankings' WERE WAY TOO LIGHT.

  • @mirey7532
    @mirey7532 8 років тому +4

    I have a feeling that GMM is going to be one of those channels that I have to make sure I'm watching alone.

  • @tylercarter4221
    @tylercarter4221 8 років тому +49

    DO A LIVE STREAM

    • @tylercarter4221
      @tylercarter4221 8 років тому +1

      Guys like the post please so they see it

    • @r1-le801
      @r1-le801 8 років тому +1

      Are you assuming my gender?

    • @flameshoter6
      @flameshoter6 8 років тому

      didn't they say it would happen on facebook?

  • @heyastro
    @heyastro 8 років тому +4

    I'm seeing comments about people being up at like 5 in the morning but I'm here in Australia at 10:19.

    • @NewPhilosopher
      @NewPhilosopher 8 років тому +1

      Yep. Although It came out just after 8pm.

  • @alyssajucel93
    @alyssajucel93 8 років тому +1

    This is by far my favorite GMMore. 💙

  • @reepicheepsfriend
    @reepicheepsfriend 8 років тому +14

    The idea of gummy teeth comes from Harry Potter. It's in the fourth book when Harry and Hermione were thinking of ideas about how to make dragons less dangerous. Don't ask me how I know this.

  • @shawnhamill323
    @shawnhamill323 8 років тому +97

    Do will it Ice cream

  • @omnipotentwafflegod8061
    @omnipotentwafflegod8061 8 років тому +15

    Why did i just watch two grown men get spanked by another grown man

  • @calebharris7568
    @calebharris7568 4 роки тому +3

    Rhett and Kink

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina 8 років тому

    the number of things the crew does and feeds to their bosses would get you fired everywhere else. I'm amazed how tolerant they are

  • @logantruettstovall
    @logantruettstovall 8 років тому

    The gifs that shall be produced with the content of this episode will be prime time, grade A, solid gold Internet and I can't wait for it!

  • @iVixey
    @iVixey 8 років тому +4

    'why do you want this man?'
    i guess he's a masochist xD

  • @lavender-rosefox8817
    @lavender-rosefox8817 7 років тому +5

    i think link secretly liked being paddled lol

  • @PatriotJay1776
    @PatriotJay1776 8 років тому +25

    link has got to be the most awkward person I've ever seen the things he says is just why... just Why

  • @Oriandu
    @Oriandu 8 років тому +1

    Ugh, I feel the tailbone breakage pain. I broke mine falling in the woods when I was 12, I somehow landed right on a jagged piece of wood left over from a tree stump or something. My parents refused to take me to the hospital for a few hours believing I was just being a baby. To make matters worse I was also on vacation... an eight hour drive from home.

  • @mckinleyfollin1420
    @mckinleyfollin1420 8 років тому

    This just fulfilled so many fanfics.

  • @daniireland1985
    @daniireland1985 7 років тому +8

    hahaha I love wheb someone can make link laugh and it isn't Rhett. It's so rare.