Guys , the first try is the truth. Danny = Kurtis Danny is also = Drew (we all know that) And therefore Drew = Kurtis And here we have it; Danny, Drew and Kurtis are the same people.
No, not in that picture lmao. Danny is just as pretty as Kurtis, but you can't try and tell me the picture they used for him wasn't drastically different from the one that they used for kurtis 😂
Okay but showing that Kurtis is Danny deep inside is why they're friends and that makes me happy. They all 3 are like a weird triad of eclectic different-sameness that makes up the perfect man in 3 different parts lol
He literally goes through the 5 stages of grief when he gets his results. denial (shock), anger, depression, bargaining (struggling to find meaning), and finally acceptance (moving on). Like I've never seen it portrayed so perfectly.
Small thing I thought was cute: only answer he didn’t read all the options for was the ‘your opinion on marriage’ one, and both times he immediately picked “It rules”. Good to know he and Laura are doing well :)
I wish I was in high school again, just so I could use "I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" as a yearbook quote, that line was a BANGER
"All I had to do was pretend to _not_ be me, and answer as someone who _thinks_ they know me, and then I did it." Danny just had that experience you get when you hear your own voice on a recording for the first time, but for his _entire personality_ . I'll need to brush up on my Carl Jung to understand this psychological vortex. P.S. "Binging Cringy" would be an amazing name for a UA-cam channel.
Quiz: "welcome to Kurtistown" * puts hot and provocative shirtless picture of Kurtis* Also quiz: *puts a picture of Danny that shows just his head and taken trom a usually unflattering angle*
Inspirational? How? Like yeah its true for most people who dont really know what to do with their life but its not giving me motivation... it might even be making me sadder
if u thought this was his main channel, you’re wrong. this is actually his second channel, where he likes to get a bit more goofy, crazy, wacky, fun, silly and drink la croix.
Notice how Danny always refers to Kurtis as a friend but never Drew, it’s because Kurtis is Drew’s alter ego like Hanna Montana so when Danny got Kurtis he really got Drew. He is just referring to Kurtis as his friend because he wants to hide the fact that he is also Drew! And the whole tour was just people hallucinating that there was three of them. I rest my case
Me the whole time:"Please get Drew, please get Drew, please get Drew" Edit: this plottwist was better than I could've ever imagine. You could see the stages of grief in his face.
“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I run away from” was such an unironically deep moment and you just said it as a quick joke LOL
I actually got Danny, no joke. I did the quiz before continuing the video, and got five answers in common, and six different. I’m not even a full-fledged adult, but yes, marriage rules.
Danny: "So I'm gonna answer based on what I think the person thinks about me" And then proceeds to choose "My Hair" over "My Eyes" when Danny has striking blue eyes and obviously Kurtis is the one with iconic hair
Alternative title: Danny talking about his son Kurtis for 12 minutes and 12 seconds. PSA: Danny and Drew are the same person, they are also married (according to the house of gold), Kurtis is their love child.
I'm so happy for him, he is the kind of guy who makes you feel so nice when they feel nice, it's almost even better than if it happens to you really, you would prefer just to watch :D
liked the video, but absolutely hated the parts where you weren't drinking la croix. Maybe in your next video only drink la croix without all the distractions?
@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty
i can't even explain it. i just couldn't stop finding everything absolutely hilarious as soon as you got kurtis. the rest of the video just set me off on a laughing fit.
Conspiracy theory: we all know how Paul Zimmer was pretending to be Troy whatever his last name is. What if Danny is really just Kurtis with a fake identity. That’s why he’s been reacting to Paul because he’s trying to hide it by making it seem like whatever Paul is doing is weird. And so when he took the quiz and got Kurtis that was really him, but he knew his cover would be blown so he did it again and got Danny. I have cracked this case wide open. Drew and Danny aren’t the same people. Kurtis and Danny are.
Yes but at the same time don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
This weirdly ended up being a case study in evaluating our multiple identities that live in ourselves and other people's perceptions of us. Anyway 10/10, good hair
Ugh, non scientists everywhere 🤦🏻♀️ you can’t just use misleading wording like ‘case study to evaluate...’ and hope you don’t get called out on it. Spreading bullshit misinformation is always the same level of heinous IMO, so you’re like as bad as an antivaxxer or flat earther for getting called out on this and not editing your comment.
when you said “nightmares that you work _away_ from”, that realllyyy cracked me up!! After you said it, I said out loud to my self: “away from, heh... . . . . . AWAY FROM, HA!!”
Kurtis' picture is him shirtless, looking all hot while Danny's picture is a middle aged woman's whatsapp profile picture. wow.
scintilliance ෆ I just cackled too hard stopppp
I mean the maker of the quiz is probably biased towards Kurtis considering they said “entering Kurtistown” as their subtitle
Lmao
scintilliance ෆ I WAS THINKING THE SAME TGING AAAHAHAHAHA
1000th like :)
“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from.”
-Drew Gooden
I READ THIS WHILE HE SAID IT
@@haileydunst3986 SAME! Freaky shit😁
Honestly, same
#1 quote of the year
Saaaaaaaaame
“I'm actually Kurtis”
-Drew Gooden, 2020
Your profile pic 😻😂
Didn't u mean Cody Ko?
Woosh?
Zero Steaks this is not a time to whoosh
@@Joowmama who you woooshing fam?
I just realized in the pic of Kurtis being shirtless... he's k u r t l e s s
also can i say, that picture of kurtis is like so old, it looks to be before he had a lot of his tattoos, like why'd they choose that picture lol??
@@chahrlay he straight up looks like just some guy trying to look like kurtis
hes kurtaless
Loool
No shirtus
Drew and Danny: "and we are not the same person"
Danny: I'm actually Kurtis
0Lukas. Campbell0 that must be why Kurtis was on their tour
*Gasp*
he got em there
le gAsp
Gaspé
I love how kurtis’s photo is like a shirtless thirst trap and Danny’s is just him smiling awkwardly into the camera
666 likes omg
U have 666 likes
No joke
I'm your 1000th like!!
t h i r s t t r a p
he reacted to the results like he was just rejected from his top choice university
HE WENT SO DEADPAN
Ima get this to 666 likes
Tiffany mayumi
@@tenzinc1514 some say she's still plotting her revenge...
We’ve been confusing the wrong people this whole time
Danny and drew aren’t the same person
Danny is *kurtis*
how did we not see it before
Danny has like 5 channels
Are you sure kurtis isint Danny 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
or maybe Danny is Drew and Drew is Kurtis 🤯
Danny and drew is the same person but Danny is kurtis
love how danny's entire second channel is just him having an ongoing identity crisis.
RickityTickityTin ahahah😂
And drinking lacroy
shreks titty no, he is legal pumpkin
Mira Almlund lacroix*
AND drinking La Croix.
kurtis’s pic: shirtless thirst trap
danny’s pic: 🙂
My grandma's third selfie
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Ded
@@lavenderstarzzz I thought you meant-
@@lexthedork4040 same
"Kurtis may like to visit Canada becouse he lives there"
"""becouse"""
@@c0smo709 I think it adds flavor
Because *
Fluffy Pancakes no.
i D v v i l yes 😻
11:53 I absolutely love how he practically made the exact same face that was in the pic🤣
That was perfect! 🤣
*”I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I only have nightmares that I work away from”* -Danny, 2020
Legit I was right about to make this exact post lmao
Like as soon as he said it
came to the comments to cry
You mean drew
i was actually thinking abt that, kind of a bomb quote tbh
Are we not gonna talk about how Kurtis’s picture was this sexy shirtless pic but Danny’s was just ._.
I LAUGHED SO HARD
I thought the shirtless Kurtis photo was terrible, he looked like he just woke up
Gabriel Diniz he looked lowkey dead, i said it out loud lmaoo
@@ivifranco1945 yeah, there was no life in those eyes
Neither were sexy they were both very uncomfortable
I knew he wasn't going to get himself when the last question didn't say "my nose"
Bob Cobbler RIGHT
That's what I thought 🤭🤣🤣
Bob Cobbler SAME
LMAOOOO I THOUGHT SO TOO 💀
I knew I shouldn't have scrolled down bc watching the end of the video...
Guys , the first try is the truth.
Danny = Kurtis
Danny is also = Drew (we all know that)
And therefore Drew = Kurtis
And here we have it; Danny, Drew and Kurtis are the same people.
Bro that was so funny that this is my reaction 🆗
LOL
Danny's second channel is just him finding out that he doesn't know himself
anastasia christina *insert Grace Vanderwaal America’s got talent clip*
in fact he is not danny and has never been. he is actually kurtis conner.
*he doesn’t exist
My brain restarted trying to read this, but I read it
@@teyi9676 what?
Alternative title: Danny has a mid life crisis and tries to remember who he is
Saint ༄ this is such an underrated comment
isn’t he like 25 or am i stupid
Saint what is your profile pic?
Saint ༄ pt 2.*
I think you mean an identity crisis.
I love how the photo of Kurtis makes him look like a model but,,,,, then the one of Danny is just
is just. of danny looking like a model too 👁
No, not in that picture lmao. Danny is just as pretty as Kurtis, but you can't try and tell me the picture they used for him wasn't drastically different from the one that they used for kurtis 😂
Jajajajajjajja
He looks like this emoji 🙂
@@emviest why is that absolutely spot on
Okay but showing that Kurtis is Danny deep inside is why they're friends and that makes me happy. They all 3 are like a weird triad of eclectic different-sameness that makes up the perfect man in 3 different parts lol
the danny having existential crisis and realizing that he is like every other commentary youtuber that has ever existed is my fav danny
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the heck did AleksandraARMY say
“I am Kurtis”
“I am Danny”
“And we are not the same person”
We may have similar lives, We may have similar buzzfeed test answers,
But we are different none the less
And if you took the time to read our answers for a minute...you’d see that I am Kurtis and I am Danny
I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!
What if Kurtis took the same test with his honest answers and got Danny
Vera theBanana petition for kurtis to do that
He literally goes through the 5 stages of grief when he gets his results. denial (shock), anger, depression, bargaining (struggling to find meaning), and finally acceptance (moving on). Like I've never seen it portrayed so perfectly.
true lmao
They know too much *loads gun*
Also with the La Croix
@The Yeet Seat and then The Seven Commandments
That was three dumbass
5:53 i’m finding it really funny how the quiz is acting as if london is a country
I took a quiz once that was “which shirt from Danny’s wardrobe are you” and I got the daddyboy shirt
i got the daddyboy shirt too
How you not going to link it ?
I got the yellow shirt
I got gray plaid????
I got green blouse.........
In case you didnt know this is Danny's second channel where he likes to drink lacroix and get a little goofier
it’s also his second channel
OHHHHHHHH, THANK YOU!!!!! I thought that this was his main channel
and he likes to drink lacroix
:o REALLY!?
Him creating another channel: "IM GONNA F*CKING DO IT AGAIN" (haha get it GOOFIer)
Small thing I thought was cute: only answer he didn’t read all the options for was the ‘your opinion on marriage’ one, and both times he immediately picked “It rules”. Good to know he and Laura are doing well :)
well hope they don't divorce I'll make sure it doesn't happen :)
@@julielinfoot5755 “I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen” that’s a bit ominous lol
@@dream9873 fucking creepy*
@@julielinfoot5755 that’s kinda creepy tbh
I mean “it rules” is obviously the funniest answer in that category
I wish I was in high school again, just so I could use "I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" as a yearbook quote, that line was a BANGER
The fact that his opinion on marriage was instantaneously "it rules!" and he didn't even look at the other options. My heartue
Damn 2k likes with no comments?
And he picked it both times too
be he's married...notoriously. It could be the only option that would apply to him.
the quiz: you are now entering kurtistown
danny: i'm actually... president of the company
😂😂😂 Oh no
And Drew MADE UA-cam.com
We knew all along that they were the same people;)))))
I CAN HEAR THIS COMMENT
Danny Drew and Kurtis are the founding fathers of UA-cam commentary
"All I had to do was pretend to _not_ be me, and answer as someone who _thinks_ they know me, and then I did it."
Danny just had that experience you get when you hear your own voice on a recording for the first time, but for his _entire personality_ . I'll need to brush up on my Carl Jung to understand this psychological vortex.
P.S. "Binging Cringy" would be an amazing name for a UA-cam channel.
Quiz: "welcome to Kurtistown"
* puts hot and provocative shirtless picture of Kurtis*
Also quiz: *puts a picture of Danny that shows just his head and taken trom a usually unflattering angle*
Kishinuma Ayumi the quiz is made by wewerecute
That annoyed tf out of me
I like that you said "usually" unflattering. Very nice of you.
Someone at buzz feed fancies Kurtis
That shirtless pic Is also unflattering
just in case anyone’s wondering. this is his first channel where he is very serious
Ah, thank you. I was wondering because he seemed so serious.
Hannah Michelle Thank you! If i mixed that up it could have been bad 😅
Ohhh I thought this was his SECOND channel where he’s IS silly
Thank you for reminding me!! I was really lost back there :^))
@@donovan7505 r/woooshh
guys he didn't say "bye" at the end we can't leave we're stuck here forever
How're you doing? It's been a day.
It’s okay because this is his second channel
This video isn't over now. You can't find something else to watch.
getting kinda bored here. :/ anyone got any la croix??
5 days... We've discover the magic conch
I like how danny is so goofy, crazy, wacky, and fun!!
This was the most difficult decision I’ve ever made, Danny and Kurtis posted at the same time...
i chose danny, onto kurtis
Well, according to the video they're the same person so....
they’re the same so
Same
This is a plan they made, I feel like this happened on purpose
“I am Kurtis”
“And I am Danny”
“*And we are not the same person*”
We may have similar lives & may have similar wives but we are different nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us, for a minute
you would find that I am Drew, and I am Danny, and I am Danny, and I am Danny
Why Does, Nobody Talk About How Hard It Is; To be a, skinny white Guy on the internet?
Why are there so many white guys on the internet?
Can someone
Get all these white guys off the internet
Except for me
And me
Is nobody going to point out how he rubs his hands just like Drew does when he's tryna be sarcastic? Damn they really are the same person.
Wow your profile picture tells me you often comment on people’s hands :) 👍🏽
Whaaat? I thought this was Drew...
damnn ahah u got a time stamp?
both also cross their arms and lean back lol
Aiveen Gleeson 8:19
“I don’t have dreams I work towards, I only have nightmares I walk away from” is really inspirational like tf
Inspirational? How?
Like yeah its true for most people who dont really know what to do with their life but its not giving me motivation... it might even be making me sadder
if u thought this was his main channel, you’re wrong. this is actually his second channel, where he likes to get a bit more goofy, crazy, wacky, fun, silly and drink la croix.
um.
Jessica Missouri i dislike that
But is this his second channel?
@@Danny-qv3cq :(
J N you tell me
"What's your opinion on marriage?"
Danny: *clicks immediately*
IT RULES!!!
*IT RULES DUDE*
there was actually a cut
IT RULLLLLLEESS
hold up, does anyone know the song name playing behind danny at 6:45
Friend: wears wack pair of shoes
*Danny will remember that*
*Danny will think about that all day and silently judge you*
How did they get adult sized Heelys?
is this a telltale reference
@@donovan264 yes
Donovan Dorvilier saw
I'm so glad I started watching this, Danny's main channel, as he is so much more serious on this channel, and doesn't ever drink sparkling water.
I love how no one is gonna talk about how the picture they used for Kurtis was almost flawless, then they used a picture of a potatoe for Danny
Except for the dozens of comments talking about it
Before I found this comment I saw four comments about it wdym
(I gotta say that some of them are after this comment so it could've been true when you posted this)
Person Personson I was about to reply that lol
Guys just to clarify: this is Danny’s first channel and he HATES drinking la croix here
And he’s not goofy at all here
Cassandra K or wack or fun
Ohhh okay thanks!
very confused here
ö
Man he's really goofy and silly on this channel
he should make a 2ed chanal where he posts this content it confuses me to see this on the main chanal
@@skycrafter2042 I kno rite
@@krankandgosh like this is making me comfused all of this weird stuff
@@skycrafter2042 same
The reason he's so goofy and wacky is because this is his 2nd channel, not his main channel.
Thanks for the description I looked at the piece of fuzz on your shirt the whole time
If this is Danny’s second channel, are we still Greg, or are we something else entirely?
Like Gerg?
Gerg
Miss Devilish hmm
2greg2furious
@@Cninder 2gerg2furious
Gregorny
According to the thumbnail, he’s George Washington; the nation’s first popular commentary UA-camr.
Good lord.
Yes, I see the resemblance
I knew George Washington and Drew Golden were the same person. I guessed it!
No
@@hamiyahbrewer4875 no
Drew, this just shows that not only are you similar to that Danny guy or whatever, but also the mayor of Kurtis Town.
Wow😵
“i don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from” my new life motto
Danny: Doesn't get himself.
*The Day I lost my Identity*
JKSFLBAERULIFSNHUJGI
LMFAOSOSKWLLWS
Notice how Danny always refers to Kurtis as a friend but never Drew, it’s because Kurtis is Drew’s alter ego like Hanna Montana so when Danny got Kurtis he really got Drew. He is just referring to Kurtis as his friend because he wants to hide the fact that he is also Drew! And the whole tour was just people hallucinating that there was three of them. I rest my case
what the fuck
@@parker5043 right
bro this sobered me up wtf
parker・.・ yessir yessir
Carter Brannon cool
I can’t tell whether or not he likes laCroix
This might answer your question
ua-cam.com/video/TTaepL9B0AY/v-deo.html
I don’t think he can either
Accurate
Does anyone really know though
*He does*
Ahahahah!! “I don’t work towards my dreams I work away from my nightmares” that should be on a live laugh love sign
I actually got kinda bugged by how in the end he got drew instead of himself
Yeah, same. I was expecting him to get himself, like what the f
I know right?
Ikr, It's so rigged.
Wym they are the same person
WHERE WAS THE SPOILER WARNING ON THIS COMMENTTTTT
I'm starting to like the 2nd channel more then the main one, just because Kurtis is so casual and goofy on here
haha nice one
Flex Isn’t this the main channel? The second channel is more for goofier videos, right? Drew wasn’t clear enough.
@@sit_in_my_box this is kurtis' second channel
Mackenzie McClara no this is drew’s main channel
@@user77797 im pretty sure this is drew's second channel
Previous video: Danny not knowing what he looks like
This video: Danny not knowing who even is
@@cookiedough7660 the purpose of his second channel is JUST to have an existential crisis
😂
Cool video! I just have one question, is this your main channel?
You guys probably haven’t realized this but, this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to to get a little more 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻
I like Ur goofier font 🙃
Very 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻
he also likes drinking la croix in thhis channel
I think its way more sillier than goofier
𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓯𝔂
Name: greg
Gender: guy
Place of residence: kurtistown
Occupation: short king
occupation: short king
Education: Yeeyee university
That’s incorrect your gender is *greg*
Age: 14 (young face)
Hi guy
if you didn’t know, this is danny’s second channel where he likes to get a little goofier.
No way! I thought this was his serious first channel where he doesn’t like to get a little goofier!
Just Monika unfortunately you were mistaken - this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to get a little goofier.
madeline waddell oh it is? Good to know!!
no way! so you're telling me that this is danny's second channel where he likes to get a little goofier??
So just to confirm, this is Danny's second channel where He likes to get a little Goofier?
“It’s just like soda just without the flavor” Drew Gooden 2020
Drew Gooden? Don't you mean Danny Gooden? Drew Gonzales?
Senpai's Waifu They’re the same personn 😂😂
@@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound whoosh
@@bombasticsideeye123 whoosh
Baisically carbonated water 🤣
8:18 "but shiiet I might fuck a around and blame somebody else" got me more than I'd like to say LMAO 😭✋
Omg Kurtis, Drew and Danny are the same person! I can’t believe they pulled a Paul Zimmer on us!
It's 4 AM and fuck I almost made a lot of noise just now
Don't you mean Troy Becker?
EMMAbnormal no thats a different person
you mean troy becker
*Troy Becker.
Me the whole time:"Please get Drew, please get Drew, please get Drew"
Edit: this plottwist was better than I could've ever imagine. You could see the stages of grief in his face.
I wish Kurtis takes the quiz and gets Danny
In the screenshot of the tweet of the quiz you can see that Kurtis said he got Kurtis
Same... Let's send this to him
no. danny gets kurtis. kurtis gets drew. drew gets danny. it's the circle of life
Okay but “I don’t have dreams that I work toward. I have nightmares that I work away from” is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year
“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I run away from” was such an unironically deep moment and you just said it as a quick joke LOL
I WAS THINKING ABT THAT
Real 14-year-old emo hours
@@onmyaveragejoesht507 *I SWEAR I JUST WAS THERE AND WANTED TO COMMENT IT AND SCROLLED ONE COMMENT DOWN AND THIS WAS HERE*
😔👊
@@kingrei9014 sameeee
I like how Danny’s second channel is 10x better than many other UA-camr’s main channels
That's the T
Wait is this is second channel
@@matthewmorris2224 oh my god 😂
Mine igga
Ikr facts
This means you didn’t watch the video cause he mentioned it like in every 10 sentences!!
"Eyes are the gateway to the hair"
- Drew Gooden 2020
beautiful
“I don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from.” Danny Gonzalez
The question about the most noticeable thing should have included “My nose” as a response.
obi wan I wasnt watching and I was so sure that was gonna be an answer
Hello there.
The seam on the Danny costume is starting to split, Drew.
Danny: I don’t think I’d ask someone to change clothes just because it made me uncomfortable
The school system: 👀
i enjoyed looking at this comment. It was very humorous. 10/10
....Are those *SPAGHETTI STRAPS?!?!*
Y O U ‘ R E D I S T R A C T I N G T H E B O Y S
@@hamiyahbrewer4875 oh dear god not the BOYS
Anonymous Leader THEY CANT KNOW WE WEAR BRAS
“I don’t have dreams I work towards; I have nightmares I work away from.” Honestly goes so hard
Someone: Hi-
Danny: this is actually my second channel, i like to get a bit more goofier on this one :D
Oh wait this is his second channel?
“Eyes are the gateway...to the hair”
Danny 2020
I made it to 1k likes I’ve never felt so powerful before
So is this Danny's third channel? He really didn't say.
This is his main channel actually.
I think it's his fourth channel
i was kinda confused about which channel it was too
No it’s his first first channel not his new channel came before the first channel
Nola Glory ohhh thank you
I actually got Danny, no joke. I did the quiz before continuing the video, and got five answers in common, and six different.
I’m not even a full-fledged adult, but yes, marriage rules.
It’s okay, Drew. We believe in you.
Danny: "So I'm gonna answer based on what I think the person thinks about me"
And then proceeds to choose "My Hair" over "My Eyes" when Danny has striking blue eyes and obviously Kurtis is the one with iconic hair
.... He said his eyes tho.
Mimi Stardust They’re talking about the second time around
Mimi Stardust Not the second time around, which is what I commented on;)
I thought Danny had the iconic hair because kurtis has more of a deeper blue then Danny does
Danny has that pineapple hair
Alternative title: Danny talking about his son Kurtis for 12 minutes and 12 seconds.
PSA: Danny and Drew are the same person, they are also married (according to the house of gold), Kurtis is their love child.
I think you mean husband
aleister crowley no that’s Drew
Prettyrebal 47 wait i’m confused... aren’t danny and drew are the same people?
@@ecstqtic I thought that as well
@@astrofornaught no Drew is his husband, Kurtis is their love child. And Drew and Danny are the same person, they married themself.
I'm so happy for him, he is the kind of guy who makes you feel so nice when they feel nice, it's almost even better than if it happens to you really, you would prefer just to watch :D
Soooooooo nobody’s gonna comment on the fact that the thumbnail is just a blacked out, semi faded picture of George Washington?
ah yes, my favorite youtuber, george washington.
I thought it was kurtis. The hair gives it away
😂😂😂 I didn’t notice that
FINALLY SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT IT 😭
Jorg washingmachine
Danny: I can’t bring my pet to a deserted island there’s no food
5 seconds later: but what if there’s a charger??
I'd bring a boat
Natalie Keller misquote, he just said his dog would die (no mention of food)
Well I mean if you survive longenough you could build a water wheel or something and generate some power to keep it charged
If there's no fresh water but there's the internet somehow you can post your coordinates and that you need help
2nd tour with Kurtis?
"WE ARE LITERALLY NOT THE SAME PERSON
But The Quiz Told Me So"
yes we need this now
No One Even Jokes That We Are The Same Person Except One Quiz
“I don’t have dreams that I work towards; I have nightmares that I work away from.”
ngl I need this on a shirt
liked the video, but absolutely hated the parts where you weren't drinking la croix. Maybe in your next video only drink la croix without all the distractions?
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Agreed. Really enjoyed the video too, however couldn't stand the long pauses between drinking.
I agree. He needs to stop clickbaiting. He obviously called it “drinking la croix” so yeah
PizzaNikki I’m so glad someone thought the same thing as me!
Omg why r u guys getting so triggered over a human staying hydrated lmao
Kurtistown: Home of the Extra Greeting
Second Channel (aka Gregsville): Home of the Silly Gooses
wait is this is second channel?
GeometryDashBoss idk he didnt really mention it
Carolyn Williams geese
@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty
black tar heroin**
“What’s the first thing people notice about you?”
⚪️ My height
⚪️ My flawless makeup
⚪️ My eyes
⚪️ My hair
🔘 My *KNEES*
I thought he had them surgically removed.
@@dracos0024 me too
..Eddy.. Eddy Burback?
Eddy
Pepperoni nipples
i can't even explain it. i just couldn't stop finding everything absolutely hilarious as soon as you got kurtis. the rest of the video just set me off on a laughing fit.
Conspiracy theory: we all know how Paul Zimmer was pretending to be Troy whatever his last name is. What if Danny is really just Kurtis with a fake identity. That’s why he’s been reacting to Paul because he’s trying to hide it by making it seem like whatever Paul is doing is weird. And so when he took the quiz and got Kurtis that was really him, but he knew his cover would be blown so he did it again and got Danny. I have cracked this case wide open. Drew and Danny aren’t the same people. Kurtis and Danny are.
Wow this is a Shane Dawson worthy conspiracy theory
Oh shit! That makes so much sense!
Actually Paul Zimmer was just a character made up by the master actor, Troy Becker. Also he eats planes
Beautiful
Adam Williams and he’s a Russian spy
Take a shot of La Croix every time Danny says “channel” in the first minute
Audrey Repato I counted 13
Adam Micheals well damn, I was WAY off
Courtney Kinken wAsTed sis, WasTeD
Yes but at the same time don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
I counted 12 lol
This weirdly ended up being a case study in evaluating our multiple identities that live in ourselves and other people's perceptions of us.
Anyway 10/10, good hair
Laura Doten Can’t use case studies for evaluation, but I assume you’re a psychologist so you get a pass for being a fucking idiot x
@@crissy4445 it's not that deep, dawg.
@crissy4445 chill lmao
@crissy4445 i was going to say you can't use UA-cam comments to evaluate a person either, but I feel pretty safe about my conclusion about you lol
Ugh, non scientists everywhere 🤦🏻♀️ you can’t just use misleading wording like ‘case study to evaluate...’ and hope you don’t get called out on it. Spreading bullshit misinformation is always the same level of heinous IMO, so you’re like as bad as an antivaxxer or flat earther for getting called out on this and not editing your comment.
when you said “nightmares that you work _away_ from”, that realllyyy cracked me up!! After you said it, I said out loud to my self: “away from, heh... . . . . . AWAY FROM, HA!!”
Can’t wait for the “we are three different people tour”!!
Angelena Xoxo ???
coronavirus noises
I mean wasn't it the three of them that went on the tour anyway?
The loser, the geek, or whatever shhhhhh😂😂
@@MuwkaMywka BMC????????
When Kurtis popped up I started laughing so hard it was not ok
“What’s your opinion on marriage ?”
Danny: picks the first option twice without bothering to read the rest.
Me: smart man, smart man. 👏🏻
I think he just fucking loves his wife 😂
Zombalaya Q I’m sure he does, but he’s also a smart man. 👏🏻
It's so funny how we can all recognize which answers correlate to each UA-camr instantly, whereas Danny can't.