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  • @namechange.136
    @namechange.136 5 років тому +39263

    I'm going to be trapped in a House spiral again. I shouldn't have clicked.

    • @Aladato
      @Aladato 5 років тому +247

      My tip to you is, get trapped in another spiral before you arrive here. Problem solved.

    • @edwardness7497
      @edwardness7497 5 років тому +156

      ahhhh... truth

    • @avizokhatsu8793
      @avizokhatsu8793 5 років тому +164

      Same problem

    • @NinaNa202
      @NinaNa202 5 років тому +191

      Same... I just got out of it like few weeks ago.... no.......

    • @ashleighmakesart542
      @ashleighmakesart542 5 років тому +46

      Haha same

  • @doosca7479
    @doosca7479 5 років тому +23825

    Kid: * Is literally having a seizure*
    House: ( Rolls eyes)

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 років тому +103

      Good

    • @dhruvrawat430
      @dhruvrawat430 5 років тому +369

      It's normal for people who know what seizures are.

    • @doosca7479
      @doosca7479 5 років тому +84

      @@dhruvrawat430 it was a joke but aight

    • @coma_flotante
      @coma_flotante 5 років тому +598

      The kids is also rolling eyes

    • @criticalmas7770
      @criticalmas7770 5 років тому +54

      @@coma_flotante LOL yes he is haha

  • @1234567895182
    @1234567895182 5 років тому +7725

    Kid: *having seizure*
    House: *looking at chess board in defeat*

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 4 роки тому +40

      Oh shit a spider 🕷 wait a minute

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 роки тому +64

      *PRIORITIES*

    • @Yoitshuskyvods
      @Yoitshuskyvods 3 роки тому +14

      I love house

    • @FranP25
      @FranP25 3 роки тому +12

      he actually would have won that

    • @CLAX1337
      @CLAX1337 3 роки тому +21

      @@FranP25P sure there is a review by agadmator of their positions :) the kid uses a common combination. But at least they actually have the board set up correctly bahah.

  • @analaurita9260
    @analaurita9260 5 років тому +12609

    Chase: I hate this kid
    House: I like this kid
    A few moments later...
    House : I hate this kid

    • @johnchristopher3032
      @johnchristopher3032 5 років тому +136

      Chess will do that

    • @steampunkastronaut7081
      @steampunkastronaut7081 4 роки тому +97

      Foreman the gay: I like this kid!

    • @chrismassouh7828
      @chrismassouh7828 4 роки тому +16

      I hate him as well

    • @chung2F5
      @chung2F5 4 роки тому +30

      He's such a jerk that even the biggest jerk in this side of universe hates him lmao

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 4 роки тому +99

      Kid: People must have to watch what they say around you.
      Foreman: Why, because I'm black?
      Kid: No, because you're gay.
      Foreman: *Angry Sigh*
      😂😂😂

  • @quinderataylor2198
    @quinderataylor2198 4 роки тому +11000

    “Your kid’s a jerk... yeah it’s probably your fault.” House is a king.

    • @lstarsabb
      @lstarsabb 4 роки тому +322

      Yeah it normal to have jerk qualities, but if it consumes your whole personality that is because you never checked your child when it was necessary to be.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 3 роки тому +10

      @@lstarsabb seems like you'd make a great parent NOT

    • @johnkramer5886
      @johnkramer5886 3 роки тому +81

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 Dang, are you a comedian?

    • @redfordreddington8834
      @redfordreddington8834 2 роки тому +3

      @@lstarsabb that's naive

    • @kingofluck2912
      @kingofluck2912 2 роки тому +27

      @@redfordreddington8834and not understanding that's sometimes the case is ignorant

  • @madnawi
    @madnawi 4 роки тому +7507

    the kid is basically House but without the charisma and witty charm.

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 3 роки тому +113

      he's based

    • @LarryDickman1
      @LarryDickman1 2 роки тому +171

      Or finishing med school.

    • @nonchalantcommenting2273
      @nonchalantcommenting2273 2 роки тому +50

      Why go to med school when you can make every one who went look like idiots😂

    • @kailevil3444
      @kailevil3444 2 роки тому +120

      It's probably because I didn't understand the kid's character well, but I think the other difference between young and older (and seemingly being more intelligent than House on chess) is that House cares for others, even if it's so little. At least that's what I think.

    • @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
      @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 2 роки тому +10

      So… House

  • @wertyuiop221
    @wertyuiop221 5 років тому +11718

    When you win so hard you go into a seizure

    • @Amy-uf3oj
      @Amy-uf3oj 5 років тому +117

      My daily life 😂 epilepsy problems 😂

    • @weezerfanatic5320
      @weezerfanatic5320 5 років тому +45

      Tyler 1

    • @bryantan4228
      @bryantan4228 5 років тому +301

      He went into a seizure because he was bluffing. When you bluff without being good at it your heart rate goes up and you start sweating, which is how good poker players beat up noobs

    • @miracleifechukwu7953
      @miracleifechukwu7953 5 років тому +4

      Literally!! 😂😂😂

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 5 років тому +10

      Amy I’ve crashed 2 cars now because of epilepsy lol

  • @purramedicintraining2878
    @purramedicintraining2878 5 років тому +10860

    House: *stabs patient*
    House: oh nurse!! The patient is bleeding....for some reason....

  • @DANGJOS
    @DANGJOS 4 роки тому +3594

    Did anyone notice that Cameron solved this case a long time ago? She said hemachromatosis, and House shot it down because it didn't explain the non-existent personality disorder.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 роки тому +316

      YES! In the second differential meeting, and she never got credit for it.

    • @soleiltounsi6754
      @soleiltounsi6754 2 роки тому +380

      No, she didn't defend her suggestion. So she only suggested, but not find the solution.

    • @jamesDJRPM
      @jamesDJRPM 2 роки тому +184

      You have to be able to defend and back your theory up before it's a win..

    • @chishalakabwe6231
      @chishalakabwe6231 Рік тому +34

      But then the episode wouldn't have happened if it was solved immediately 😂

    • @malcriaditto7048
      @malcriaditto7048 Рік тому +17

      why would personality disorder be related to pissing blood in the first place?

  • @cheesycheerios176
    @cheesycheerios176 5 років тому +13500

    Kid: Does anybody even like you?
    House: You're dying
    Best comeback ever

    • @chandlerrose4545
      @chandlerrose4545 5 років тому +95

      Reminds me of that scene in scrubs when JD does about the same thing.

    • @cheesycheerios176
      @cheesycheerios176 5 років тому +13

      @@chandlerrose4545 indeed : )

    • @WhoLetTheDogOut
      @WhoLetTheDogOut 5 років тому +302

      House should have replied, "You're dying and your mother's happy". That seems to be more fitting for House.

    • @WhoLetTheDogOut
      @WhoLetTheDogOut 5 років тому +31

      @tu tu Everyone lies and everyone dies.

    • @aarondaboi2670
      @aarondaboi2670 5 років тому +19

      uno reverse card power intensifies

  • @Beachdude67
    @Beachdude67 5 років тому +6612

    The chess position was analyzed at agadmator's chess channel. Nate actually had a winning position despite the fact that he had a seizure.

    • @alfluna5
      @alfluna5 5 років тому +47

      Do you have the link?

    • @GilgameshApproves
      @GilgameshApproves 5 років тому +16

      @@CubanCubeFanhahahaha

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 5 років тому +155

      They used a famous old game to model this one.

    • @aniruddhnaganur1393
      @aniruddhnaganur1393 5 років тому +20

      Wasn't a Sicilian defense either lmao 1.f4 c5

    • @vincenzbill9155
      @vincenzbill9155 5 років тому +63

      You can tell at 3:31 that House was like:"Whats the idea here ?"

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 4 роки тому +13774

    Actually title: House Vs. Naturally born Reddit user

    • @newsforyou4777
      @newsforyou4777 4 роки тому +79

      DoubtlessCar0 facts

    • @theo2669
      @theo2669 4 роки тому +360

      Without the neck beard and unfunny sense of humour

    • @DoubtlessCar0
      @DoubtlessCar0 4 роки тому +250

      @@theo2669 without the neck beard yes, but the unfunny sense of humor is a big part of it

    • @theo2669
      @theo2669 4 роки тому +87

      Alison Sanches Krinski I am an internet nomad. I just particularly hate reddit

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 4 роки тому +39

      Where do y’all hang out on reddit to hate it so much its the best thing that happenned to me since sliced bread

  • @blank1507
    @blank1507 5 років тому +15889

    Yo his mom was really bummed when she found out he was going to live😂

    • @yeahsureeeno9320
      @yeahsureeeno9320 5 років тому +430

      💀💀💀💀.

    • @elijahh2220
      @elijahh2220 5 років тому +2717

      Pretty sure she was actually just bummed to find out that the personality issues weren't part of his condition, meaning she had to deal with them

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 5 років тому +394

      I could understand... To deal with someone troubled is actually hard.

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 5 років тому +54

      Dialysis sucks

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 5 років тому +114

      @Brittany Bennett I never said that... I said I understand her dissapointed expression...thats all you do not want that but want a stop from it that's all... And if it's disturbing to you.. I don't really care :) it's my opinion I'm not forcing you to agree or think highly of it...

  • @iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452
    @iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452 4 роки тому +7970

    imagine how scary it is if you had to pee but then blood comes pouring out of you, but then again, I’m a woman

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 роки тому +269

      Kind a happened to me once, I thonk I broke a blood vessel in my.... manhood and started to bleed. But it didn’t take long for or to stop.

    • @timmyturner5864
      @timmyturner5864 4 роки тому +182

      I was scared when urine came out my vein

    • @Awyang
      @Awyang 4 роки тому +118

      Its lupus fo sho

    • @Hell0hi15
      @Hell0hi15 4 роки тому +141

      Happened to me once. Hurt like hell, and it kept happening the whole day. Then.. it just kinda.. fixed itself. Went to the hospital but they had no idea what it was and the next day I was better. Still wondering tf happened to me... (am male)

    • @chloescott2006
      @chloescott2006 4 роки тому +74

      One time on my first period (I was 8) I thought I was peeing but it was my period that I saw in the toilet

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 2 роки тому +622

    You've got to respect that moment House told him, "you're dying", and the kid almost wavered, then came back and won.

  • @jacobpineda4136
    @jacobpineda4136 5 років тому +8148

    Is it just me or does House have a satisfying voice somehow?

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 5 років тому +219

      Jacob Pineda And it’s not even his real voice.

    • @mattdavi0
      @mattdavi0 5 років тому +313

      His natural British accent is so much more satisfying

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 років тому +52

      And not sped up like a chipmunk is better, too.

    • @DemetriusDrekin01
      @DemetriusDrekin01 5 років тому +45

      Nearly all of my doctors have satisfying voices for some reason

    • @iLikeToColor69
      @iLikeToColor69 5 років тому +45

      Look up "St. James Infirmary by Hugh Laurie" you won't regret when he starts singing. That's House's real name btw

  • @lovkop
    @lovkop 5 років тому +9131

    House is a jerk, but he's actually considered Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral. Unlike this kid, who is nothing more than just a jerk (as far as the episode shows). That's most likely why House didn't like him either.

    • @weavercs4014
      @weavercs4014 5 років тому +184

      Chaotic Neutral Level 72

    • @conor1417
      @conor1417 5 років тому +299

      Kid just enjoyed putting house in his place, cant blame him

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 років тому +15

      Chaotic what????

    • @mrcombatant5569
      @mrcombatant5569 5 років тому +427

      @@AverageAlien It's a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons, and also a fair few other RPG systems) alignment chart. Think of a table with 9 squares. One column of three squares is 'Chaotic', the next column is 'Neutral', and the third is 'Lawful'. The first row of three squares is "Good", the second row is "Neutral" and the third is "Evil".
      It's a system that describes a character's alignment in light of their actions. So someone that is Chaotic Good doesn't follow the rules, but does it for a good cause, like Batman.
      Someone that is Lawful Evil uses rules and bargaining to do evil things, like Lex Luthor.
      House is considered Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral because he does things outside of the confines of rules and regulations, but (mostly) for a good cause.
      Cameron would likely be Lawful Good, while Cuddy would be Lawful Neutral. The former thinks of following the rules and being a good person. The latter would rather follow the rules but potentially at the expense of lives. As there's no malice, it's not 'evil', but it is 'neutral'.
      Does that explain it for you?

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 років тому +58

      @@mrcombatant5569 Ah thanks, yeah that clears it up. Saw those descriptions of characters somewhere else I think.
      I'd describe him as an INTJ personality wise. Check it out, it's a pretty in depth character description.

  • @vonilla2947
    @vonilla2947 5 років тому +757

    "Your kid's a jerk"
    "Yeah it's probably your fault"
    Smooth

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 3 роки тому +15

      I’d be a jerk if my mum cried when she found out I wasn’t gonna die

    • @DAREDEVIL-MANWITHOUTFEAR
      @DAREDEVIL-MANWITHOUTFEAR 3 місяці тому +6

      @@rebelfriend1818She cried because she realized his behavior wasn’t linked to his medical diagnosis like they initially assumed. She realized she would have to put up with an ungrateful narcissist

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 5 років тому +7127

    God I love this episode out off all the patients House has had this one gave him a run for his money verbally and mentally

    • @spencerarnot
      @spencerarnot 5 років тому +232

      @Vito Mcsween “I know. I was bluffing. And that’s why...(snicker).. you lost.” Despite this rebuttal House was still the bigger jerk. He tried to rub both the painful treatment plan AND the presumed chess victory in the kids face. But the kid still bested him with that line. Ahh ego.

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 років тому +9

      Vito Mcsween the patients never really have an impact

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 років тому +39

      @@spencerarnot That's a paltry comeback line, that every knowitall who hates having their nose snubbed falls back on.

    • @alexanderfilgueiras1495
      @alexanderfilgueiras1495 5 років тому +3

      @@liquorsnake Actually, some of them did

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 5 років тому +3

      @@spencerarnot IKR!

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 років тому +3755

    6:25 'I wasn't going to thank you, I was going to tell you, you really suck at this.'
    'We're doing our best.'
    'That's sort of my point, your best really sucks.'
    That's like the most brutal honesty I've ever heard in my entire life, lol.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 5 років тому +102

      Kind of the pattern of the entire series - the doctors are exceptionally wrong over and over (with every type of blood test and MRI and brain scan, and surgeries and hit or miss attempts to treat hunches until (usually) they get the right answer).
      But at least sometimes the series lets the patients die.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 5 років тому +21

      @@howard5992 It is indeed. It was probably put in the show just for that reason. They've broken MRI machines and everything.
      When the patients die it's actually kind of sad. These 2 come to mind.
      ua-cam.com/video/O6MEI_IZVk4/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/LipEMshfoao/v-deo.html

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 5 років тому +134

      @@827Drew to be fair, they do take purposely difficult and exceptional cases exclusively. They pretty much never have a cut and dry straightforward case

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 5 років тому +16

      @@Biosquid239 You're definitely not going to get an argument from me. Not because I'm not argumentative, just because I agree with you. :D

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 5 років тому +10

      @@827Drew

  • @TheMutantCreeper
    @TheMutantCreeper 5 років тому +2517

    I remember seeing a bit of the kid having blood in his urine on TV. My dad changed the channel before figuring out what happened. I was in elementary school at the time. It kinda stayed in my brain ever since. Finally I now know after ten years.

    • @austinwagner9954
      @austinwagner9954 4 роки тому +32

      Same I never knew the show would be this good lol

    • @ajaybyadgi2672
      @ajaybyadgi2672 4 роки тому +35

      That's so weird I had a very similar experience

    • @van2110
      @van2110 3 роки тому +18

      @@ajaybyadgi2672 same! That specific scene always stayed in my head

    • @Lu_ciernaga
      @Lu_ciernaga 3 роки тому +36

      Lmao my parents would put House on the tv and then take a nap or go shopping or whatev and I'd stay and watch the show until they (sometimes) noticed how graphic/inadequate some scenes were and changed channels. Imagine my surprise years later seeing this show and suddenly remembering stuff XD
      Some parts that stayed engraved in my memory were House stabbing this kid, House with his rat in the apartment of the police officer (Euphoria), House sticking a knife in the electrical socket (97 seconds), the diagnosis in Daddy's Boy, the whole episode of House's Head, Chase punching House and House trying to give himself surgery in the bathtub

    • @CarlosGonzalez-px7hy
      @CarlosGonzalez-px7hy 2 роки тому

      F

  • @td8263
    @td8263 5 років тому +2842

    Kid:having a seizure
    House:Crap!!

  • @AshBud13
    @AshBud13 5 років тому +317

    When even House calls you a jerk, you know you have issues.

  • @SahrEmmanuelStJohn
    @SahrEmmanuelStJohn 3 роки тому +225

    Imagine being called a jerk by the biggest jerk in the history of jerkiness

  • @itsalfred
    @itsalfred 5 років тому +418

    "you're going to hurt yourself"
    "I'M GOING TO HURT YOU" this show is amazing

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +4684

    A bigger jerk? Bigger than House?
    Must be a lie...

  • @suzys8558
    @suzys8558 3 роки тому +931

    The poor mom, she seemed incredibly happy when he was about to die. lol

    • @L-EndermAn
      @L-EndermAn 3 роки тому +107

      Yeah, makes you wonder how this kid is in his everyday life with his mom :(

    • @suzys8558
      @suzys8558 3 роки тому +148

      @@L-EndermAn she's definitely counting down the days till he's 16 or 18 to tell him to leave the house... no pun intended.

    • @poutsamouni5483
      @poutsamouni5483 3 роки тому +4

      @@L-EndermAn his mum s@cked she probably.made him this way

    • @sewerrat11000
      @sewerrat11000 Рік тому +27

      @@L-EndermAn well with a kid like that what parent wouldn't want him to go tf away

    • @senk0san
      @senk0san Рік тому +3

      Well I would too.

  • @charlesdarwin6224
    @charlesdarwin6224 5 років тому +2529

    *Me looking at video title* - *BLASPHEMY*

  • @alexkelsey7058
    @alexkelsey7058 5 років тому +461

    Even at his absolute worst, House tries to either heal patients, or make his team better at their jobs. He understands some of the less uplifting realities of medicine and wants his team to accept them so they don’t have to battle with their consciences all the time.

    • @msairs
      @msairs 3 роки тому +10

      House has his limits. that kid needs to bet put in his place.

  • @virgilthemob1242
    @virgilthemob1242 4 роки тому +250

    I know that part where he pissed blood on the floor was supposed to be dramatic, but I laughed my ass off anyways. He was trying to be smug and dismissive and karma just hit back at him. That and the iron build-up.

  • @Ramb0Dust
    @Ramb0Dust 5 років тому +4092

    The dude kinda looks a bit like Joffrey

    • @gadzooksgoreal8582
      @gadzooksgoreal8582 5 років тому +84

      EagleEarth oml for a few seconds I actually thought it was the actor who played Joffrey

    • @christopherwilt7718
      @christopherwilt7718 5 років тому +234

      He’s definitely just as punchable as Joffrey.

    • @TehCrushinatorz
      @TehCrushinatorz 5 років тому +110

      I thought he looked like a young Ben Shapiro

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 5 років тому +7

      I'm afraid Joffrey makes this kid look like a half-House

    • @kyjuan89
      @kyjuan89 5 років тому +25

      Looks like Joffrey at his wedding 😏

  • @Jda1101
    @Jda1101 5 років тому +727

    This was recommended to me by UA-cam and now I’ll be in this endless cycle of House clips forever because I can’t not watch.

    • @georgiatie3909
      @georgiatie3909 5 років тому +2

      Joshua Amos same :)

    • @simplythebest286
      @simplythebest286 5 років тому +2

      same here !!!!

    • @Krazeetamee
      @Krazeetamee 4 роки тому +1

      duude.. me too..

    • @LimaBear1235
      @LimaBear1235 3 роки тому +4

      There's something endlessly satisfying about his quick wit, and finding out the solution to the puzzle. These videos are dopamine in 10 minute shots.

    • @benkleschinsky
      @benkleschinsky 3 роки тому +1

      Yup.

  • @zoeliu3191
    @zoeliu3191 4 роки тому +460

    Nate:gets a seizure
    House: crap
    Nurse walks in.
    House: he's having a seizure.
    I feel like House was more focused on the game more than the patient

  • @Sigma0283
    @Sigma0283 3 роки тому +168

    "Sorry, the irons innocent on that count. Your kids a jerk. Yeah, it's probably your fault."
    "Oh nurse! This patient is bleeding for some reason."
    Battle of the jerks.

  • @nursezeldafan4639
    @nursezeldafan4639 5 років тому +248

    Kid: Having a seizure.
    *House: Continues to focus on chessboard after giving orders*

  • @justinlindfors8512
    @justinlindfors8512 3 роки тому +910

    The chess game was actually a very sweet bonding moment, especially when you consider the irony that the kid was pretty smug for someone who's about to win as he gets a seizure but would have lost anyway.

    • @leafsoup
      @leafsoup 3 роки тому +35

      IRON-y

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora 2 роки тому +8

      I don't understand. Would have lost anyway, as he was sick? Despite winning position, he lost because of his sickness?

    • @jazzyhands3289
      @jazzyhands3289 2 роки тому +8

      @@AamuAurora he woukd have lost the chess game

    • @Losojostristes
      @Losojostristes 2 роки тому +44

      The point is House still toppled his own king. The kid knew he was going to lose so he switched tactics to win. His poker face and sore-winner attitude made House cave.

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 Рік тому +15

      @@Losojostristes Overwhelming confidence is a hell of a demoralizer for an opponent.

  • @cryoraptora303tm2
    @cryoraptora303tm2 5 років тому +1472

    "Your doctor said he needs immunosuppressants"
    *shakes head* "they're idiots; it's not amyloidosis"
    lmao House stop roasting your own doctors lol

    • @CLICKFORCAROLINE
      @CLICKFORCAROLINE 5 років тому +49

      Cryoraptor didn’t he roast himself because he ordered them? Lol

    • @iltercio
      @iltercio 5 років тому +11

      @@CLICKFORCAROLINE exactly!

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 4 роки тому +4

      Especially since Cameron got the diagnosis before him.

    • @joannadee8861
      @joannadee8861 4 роки тому +2

      666 like

    • @ChickieDaNuggie
      @ChickieDaNuggie 4 роки тому

      Yooooo I read this just as it happened 😂

  • @ellamuston9253
    @ellamuston9253 5 років тому +356

    Kid: *Having a seizure
    House: *Rolls eyes* Crap

  • @AllFiery
    @AllFiery 4 роки тому +147

    “I don’t know, maybe he’s... evil.”
    Hilarious.

  • @aneecraft2350
    @aneecraft2350 5 років тому +388

    That kind of a jerk is just a mythical creature we can't imagine.

  • @dyowzhars9400
    @dyowzhars9400 5 років тому +951

    So, in Spanish, there's a word for a chess strategy called "Celada". There's no exact translation, but the closest to it might be "ambush". It's done by tricking your oponent into doing something that ultimately benefits you. And you see, the key to a good celada is not just taking your oponent by surprise, it's not just making him think everything's okay so he doesn't suspect. No; the key to a good celada is bait. It's making your oponent think HE is the one that's tricking you. Making him think YOU are the one that's going down, because once that they see victory on the horizon, they'll want to rush to it, and end up falling... exactly where you wanted. Some really intelligent celadas even have several traps inside the traps. You make a small sacrifice, basically, you let yourself to fall into one trap, in order to create a bigger one. That's how you make a good celada.
    But you see, the most interesting thing, is that the concept of celadas doesn't only work in chess. In a more metaphoric level, they can also be applied in real life. After all, isn't chess a metaphor for life itself?
    And take a look at what we see here. House and the kid are playing, but what do they exactly show when they do so? Both seem to be very good at it, but when House moves his knight, the kid's smirk says it all. He thinks he has won. He thinks House, his opponet, is the one going down. But this chess match isn't a big deal. This chess match won't change anything important. What this chess match is, is, precisely, a small sacrifice. A bait. And by reacting in such an arrogant and aggressive way after he wins, the boy reveals much more about his character than what he could obtain by winning the game. House pays the prize of giving up this match, but by doing so... he gets to see how the person in front of him *really* is. He gains much more information. And the best thing, is that he doesn't even realize it.
    Basically, House made a celada, a chess ambush, with the chess game itself. Now that's beauty.
    Be careful with celadas, my friends.
    And cheers from Spain.

    • @cek128
      @cek128 5 років тому +20

      Dyow Zhars that was very interesting

    • @permanentlybored195
      @permanentlybored195 5 років тому +7

      Dyow Zhars so it is pretty much a sacrifice for your own benefit

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 5 років тому +15

      Us English-speaking chess players simply call that a swindle.

    • @NoNamedNobody692
      @NoNamedNobody692 5 років тому +6

      Xanatos Gambit maybe?
      Sounds like what celeda is referring to in this context.

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 4 роки тому +1

      @Bill Zussman come back when you're actually funny.

  • @MucaroBoricua
    @MucaroBoricua 2 роки тому +41

    "Your kid's a jerk. Yeah. it's probably your fault."
    That's the best line!

  • @cecile8201
    @cecile8201 5 років тому +565

    "Just limp away." 🤣🤣

    • @raphaelpaz3299
      @raphaelpaz3299 5 років тому +4

      Cecile Findley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

  • @Dmillionaire1
    @Dmillionaire1 5 років тому +2485

    I feel like Robert Downey Jr mirrored House's character for the Ironman role. To me they're almost identical.

    • @ashwhite3810
      @ashwhite3810 5 років тому +12

      Why?

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 5 років тому +41

      Montrail Miller I feel the same way

    • @jimbobdoohicky9150
      @jimbobdoohicky9150 5 років тому +5

      Wasn't he on the show

    • @KARTOONOG
      @KARTOONOG 5 років тому +96

      @@jimbobdoohicky9150 Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) was on the show once.

    • @mbnvnd
      @mbnvnd 5 років тому +239

      House is meaner imo and iron man is more showy or cocky

  • @FlashakaViolet
    @FlashakaViolet 4 роки тому +98

    I love how even House the insufferable genius finds this kid insufferable

  • @tungsten4422
    @tungsten4422 5 років тому +4855

    Ben Shapiro, is that you?

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 5 років тому +373

      Doctors don't care about your feelings

    • @countryboyblue21
      @countryboyblue21 5 років тому +193

      Damn sure looks like him

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 5 років тому +162

      @@countryboyblue21 it sounds like him too

    • @esperanzogomez3237
      @esperanzogomez3237 5 років тому +257

      No, The kid is a genius not an idiot. Lol.

    • @jamesashford6111
      @jamesashford6111 5 років тому +21

      LOL! I am dying laughing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣. Good one! Ha ha

  • @unusuallyasian4070
    @unusuallyasian4070 5 років тому +67

    I love how calm he was when the kid was having a seizure

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 роки тому +51

    1:39 This sounds like a MW2 lobby
    "You know no one likes you, right?"
    "Would anyone like you?"
    *"That's why you're dying"*

  • @aneecraft2350
    @aneecraft2350 5 років тому +950

    Never forget to put the episode numbers and season numbers, that's a felony...

    • @Rustyluis
      @Rustyluis 5 років тому +13

      They don't have to if it's the official channel, if they own the rights to these clips then they can put or not put whatever they want in the description since it is their video by law. If I am mistaken then I apologize.

    • @Scrubs1337
      @Scrubs1337 5 років тому +40

      Rusty Luis r/whooosh

    • @beepbeep3839
      @beepbeep3839 5 років тому +22

      Rusty Luis it would be nice to know the season and episode to watch it

    • @aneecraft2350
      @aneecraft2350 5 років тому +1

      @@Scrubs1337 r/whooosh*

    • @PortRoyale
      @PortRoyale 5 років тому +4

      Soo did anyone actually find out which season and episode it is? :D

  • @potatopatata2211
    @potatopatata2211 5 років тому +860

    0:59 when i pee and my menstruation is going along with it

  • @imofage3947
    @imofage3947 2 роки тому +202

    I particularly enjoy the episodes where House gets to meet an intellectual equal. It gives the writers an opportunity to have some really good jabs back and forth..
    This one and the Hot Dwarf mom come to mind.

    • @LarryDickman1
      @LarryDickman1 2 роки тому +3

      Did House ever get to go for a spin? lol

    • @imofage3947
      @imofage3947 2 роки тому +1

      @@LarryDickman1 Nice one. I don't think so. The show was more focused on House and Cuddy's will they/won't they sexual tension.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 2 роки тому +11

      This kid isn't a genius, he's just good at chess.

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 Рік тому

      Hot dwarf mom? What a label

    • @JackLWalsh
      @JackLWalsh Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂 oh please, the kid isn’t House’s intellectual equal. House is a genius, the kid is an above average chess player. Chess skill isn’t indicative of whether someone’s a genius.
      Magnus Carlson would be a demonstrably better chess player then Albert Einstein, but Magnus could never ever rival the genius Einstein was. Just like in this fictional case with House. The kid has no other talents then chess.

  • @nurlindafsihotang49
    @nurlindafsihotang49 5 років тому +47

    Finally, a kid who made House said to him "jerk".
    That kid will go places

  • @andreylavi111
    @andreylavi111 4 роки тому +244

    I loved this kid. He nailed his role

    • @FJSpecter
      @FJSpecter 4 роки тому +27

      You mean you hate him, he nailed his role

    • @kalakalim4081
      @kalakalim4081 Рік тому +8

      Maybe he'll play a spoiled king in the future

  • @archer9338
    @archer9338 5 років тому +45

    It was at this moment that the kid decided to become a diagnostition in order to defeat House at his own game.

  • @muaddibz
    @muaddibz 5 років тому +186

    "Here's your sample"

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +327

    Seizures on House make me laugh... Epilepsy runs in my family and I've witnessed so many real seizures. Some _terrifying_

    • @zrosiez691
      @zrosiez691 5 років тому +1

      kimberly s Same here

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 років тому +42

      My niece had epilepsy among many other things since birth and her seizures could be the left arm stretched over the head and the right leg bent by the knee. And just subtle spastic movements over the body. The worst was the horrible, scared cry she made during and after. Poor baby, she passed away before she could turn 4. I miss her so much..

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 5 років тому +15

      the real scary ones are the ones you can't see, to me. Grammals are definitely scary, but when someone acting perfectly normal just starts staring off or has a complete memory laps, that's what makes me worry. my mom has been epileptic for almost 10 years now, and I had it all throughout highschool. Both of us found a treatment that works for us, but we both still have bad episodes every once in a while.

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 років тому +5

      Alexis Oelberg ive never seen a ”silent” seizure but it sounds terrifying...!

    • @tamayotomato185
      @tamayotomato185 5 років тому +7

      ​@@hejmedlitetH08 i have 'silent' seizures too- their called petit mal absence seizures, they usually last a few second but can last for minutes depending on the person- to other people it looks like you just stare off into space for a few minutes, its called absent because you completely black out- its like your brain shuts off for a few seconds, and usually your anxiety spikes afterwards even if you don't remember why
      personally i find grammals scarier but that's just me, i might just be used to the kind i get-

  • @nathanaelhahn
    @nathanaelhahn 2 роки тому +49

    Didn't know Ben Shapiro used to be a child actor

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 років тому +186

    I see the title.
    I'm immediately skeptical.

  • @masters.1000
    @masters.1000 5 років тому +701

    Season 1-3 were gold.

    • @bakhtazeem4992
      @bakhtazeem4992 5 років тому +2

      Sir Alexander yeah, also 5 and 7

    • @jakester12321
      @jakester12321 5 років тому +32

      This was one of the very few shows that were all good (even game of thrones fucked in their last season)

    • @ImmortalMadwolf
      @ImmortalMadwolf 5 років тому +4

      4 is the best

    • @victorcabanelas
      @victorcabanelas 5 років тому +2

      Except for the final half of season 3 and the first half of the last one, I think this was a really solid show overall.

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 5 років тому +18

      @@victorcabanelas Actually it wasn't.
      The first three seasons (especially the first and second) were just a medical show, with an intelligent, skeptical and rational main character. Perfectly balanced.
      Later on it became only about House and his drug issue, mixed with some controversial or existential debates.

  • @Intrepid_Sloan
    @Intrepid_Sloan 2 роки тому +12

    “Oh nurse!” in that jolly tone with the head tilt was hilarious😆

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 5 років тому +84

    I absolutely can't blame the mom for loving to hear that her son is going to live in agony for the rest of his life.

    • @Otisea
      @Otisea Рік тому +3

      House only said he’d have to get his blood drained every couple months, that wouldn’t really hurt that badly.

  • @TheMacC117
    @TheMacC117 4 роки тому +214

    I can't believe no one is talking about how this kid actually beat House at chess......

    • @lurking_silhouette5802
      @lurking_silhouette5802 4 роки тому +24

      Um, he didn't.

    • @EatYourVegs
      @EatYourVegs 4 роки тому +28

      He did cause House lay down his king

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 4 роки тому +11

      House was overconfident and it was one of the rare cases he was fooled even if he would have won if he didn't listen to the kid.

    • @Ro-uk7ml
      @Ro-uk7ml 3 роки тому +6

      The kid was a chess prodigy, to be fair.

    • @TheMacC117
      @TheMacC117 3 роки тому +16

      @@Ro-uk7ml We see later that House wins a chess game over several days if not weeks without even looking at the board. I think the writers forgot about this scene.

  • @baseballkenny8063
    @baseballkenny8063 4 роки тому +22

    The *"Oh nurse"* had me dead lol

  • @LarryNathanielPhoto
    @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 років тому +824

    My question is why are they suddenly releasing all these House snippets on UA-cam in 2019? Could there be a spin-off in the works?

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 років тому +122

      Doubt it. They've been releasing these snippets since August of 2017, they recently auctioned off a bunch of costumes and props from the series, and Chase, the heir to House's diagnostic throne, has been a fireman on NBC for the last seven years.

    • @LarryNathanielPhoto
      @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 років тому +1

      @@wobby1268 😥

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 років тому +10

      @@LarryNathanielPhoto I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

    • @LarryNathanielPhoto
      @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 років тому +33

      @Renee Jewell you are correct, because you obviously are dumb. They in this case refers to the show itself. If you would look before insulting people you would see that it wasn't uploaded by anybody, but by the show itself.

    • @gingerbill128
      @gingerbill128 5 років тому +20

      @@LarryNathanielPhoto Don't waste your time on an angry troll , some people are just angry at the world and hate themselves , they will just ignore you and insult you. I mean look at there response :). Insulting others for no reason is the text book sign of self hatred.

  • @lmaokillme9690
    @lmaokillme9690 5 років тому +688

    wow im early for a show that was offed almost 7 years ago

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 5 років тому +4

      That sounds like my punctuality.

    • @rizzamaeong
      @rizzamaeong 5 років тому +3

      I envy you.
      i watched and rewatched this series.
      at some point, i wanted to be a doctor already.

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon 4 роки тому +19

    I love how nonchalantly he stabs the kid in his wrist then calls for a nurse, like it's the most ordinary thing ever

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 років тому +22

    7:54 'Actually, this stuff isn't important at all.'
    'Your doctors said he needs immunosuppressants.'
    'They're idiots.'
    Man I wish this show was still on the air. :D

  • @crucisnh
    @crucisnh 5 років тому +544

    I can't decide whether House should have liked this kid because the kid seemed so much like House, or if House should have hated the kid because he was too much like House. What a conundrum.

    • @Crescentknight8189
      @Crescentknight8189 5 років тому +151

      crucisnh House probably disliked the kid because while House had a reason for being a jerk, this kid was a jerk simply because he felt that he was superior to everyone. He has a loving Mom, goes to the best schools, and is intellectually gifted. He isn't even unhappy or in pain. He is simply a jerk who gets his kicks from making people feel bad.

    • @sowrabhkarkala1232
      @sowrabhkarkala1232 5 років тому +17

      @@Crescentknight8189 or just a typical 13 year old

    • @bloodcottoncandy
      @bloodcottoncandy 5 років тому +8

      @@sowrabhkarkala1232 Westerners really need to instill respect for the elders into the youths. Whoop his assor throw him to the streets if he's talking smack.

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 років тому +11

      @@bloodcottoncandy we aren't from a shithole like you that beats children because the parents are incompetent savages

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 5 років тому +8

      @@kevk9306
      Proverbs 13:24
      He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
      The west was built on the Bible. Turning away from it has caused the problems we now face.

  • @alephkorick9285
    @alephkorick9285 5 років тому +42

    Mom: ''Honey, you're gonna hurt yourself!''
    son: ''im gonna hurt you''

  • @RFDeadKey
    @RFDeadKey 5 років тому +69

    0:01 hamburger stress test

    • @DylanKingE
      @DylanKingE 4 місяці тому +2

      Lol

    • @iamfabulous8386
      @iamfabulous8386 3 місяці тому

      id loose such test immediately.. cheseburgrs are my weakness..

  • @ChaosChanneler
    @ChaosChanneler 5 років тому +10

    He lost the bluff, the battle, the war and saved the kids life trying to beat him at a game the kid perfected when house thought he was a master of his own design. Top notch

  • @the_lost_navigator
    @the_lost_navigator 4 роки тому +44

    Acting is critical, and these two 'jerks' nailed it, and Kudos to the writers who know how to 'play games' ;)

  • @sarathkrishna6868
    @sarathkrishna6868 5 років тому +220

    I thought the title was impossible 🤔

  • @theploymaker
    @theploymaker 5 років тому +976

    This kid both looks like and radiates the same energy as Ben Shapiro

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 років тому +26

      But less smart

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 років тому +112

      And what I mean is the kid is smarter than Benny boy.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 років тому +20

      Yeah...AntiChrist Energy

    • @GrayveRoseMusic
      @GrayveRoseMusic 5 років тому +29

      True but only if you are a snowflake or leftist

    • @yuhyeet231
      @yuhyeet231 4 роки тому +45

      Grayve Rose keep crying

  • @xpussehjoestar3550
    @xpussehjoestar3550 4 роки тому +26

    Imagine if we all had a doctor like house man we'd all be okay

    • @jarcophagus
      @jarcophagus 2 роки тому +2

      We’d have to go through extreme amounts of pain but eventually we’d get better

  • @stevelopez598
    @stevelopez598 5 років тому +40

    Kid: *has seizure*
    House: *Rolls Eyes* Crap.

  • @issi2907
    @issi2907 Рік тому +13

    That "oh nurse" got me laugh my lungs out😅

  • @Toshineko
    @Toshineko 3 роки тому +20

    9:35 Pot calling the kettle black moment.

  • @BelwillCoily
    @BelwillCoily 5 років тому +153

    I remember that episode. That kid was a nightmare and a half. Excellent acting on his part (unless he’s actually like that in real life).

    • @navyasai5065
      @navyasai5065 5 років тому +2

      Can u tell me the episode and season please

    • @brandon17760
      @brandon17760 5 років тому +6

      @@navyasai5065 season 3 episode 23

    • @navyasai5065
      @navyasai5065 5 років тому +1

      @@brandon17760 thank u bro

    • @loquenlucas9060
      @loquenlucas9060 5 років тому

      ye nice acting but tbh i watched the episode even dubbed in italian and well in italian sounds more like an evil/jerk/badass tbh

    • @Terron-de-pimienta
      @Terron-de-pimienta Рік тому +3

      If he would be really that way, the other actors would kill him before they finished filming the episode.

  • @xinkis
    @xinkis 5 років тому +12

    I love how he says "They're idiots!..." when it was his idea!

  • @TD_JR
    @TD_JR Рік тому +5

    I've seen people who have been on dialysis suffer with late stage amyloidosis. These were people who had been dialyzed for years where they finally have had enough. I was there when he told his wife he didn't want to do this (dialysis) anymore. She did what she could and called their nephrologist in to talk him out of it. He did his best but the answer was no. I never saw him again that day. The nurses informed us he had passed 10 days later. RIP Kevin. You suffered greatly.

  • @sebbies
    @sebbies 5 років тому +71

    i was eating cereal until he pissed out blood oh my god

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 5 років тому +15

      Just wait until he pees cereal.

  • @coolpawz1996
    @coolpawz1996 5 років тому +39

    Man, this kid is making House look like a SAINT!!! And that's saying something!!!!!!

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 3 роки тому +17

    HOUSE called someone a jerk? They must have been an absolutely *miserable* human being for him to call someone a name.

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 років тому +50

    Imma be honest. One of my biggest fears is pissing blood. When I saw that puddle of blood a minute in I physically cringed and turned away from my phone 🤢

    • @BiggestHaterEVER
      @BiggestHaterEVER 2 роки тому +7

      Women: 🗿 weakling

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@BiggestHaterEVER you right. 99% of women got me on that

    • @luissera1296
      @luissera1296 2 роки тому

      Happened to me once burst blood vessel in my bladder according to the doctors about crapped myself when I looked in the toilet .

  • @LedWolf7
    @LedWolf7 5 років тому +56

    I see House I click House

  • @EndGameLooter9715
    @EndGameLooter9715 3 роки тому +15

    As someone who works with Amyloid patient's frequently...I know how difficult this conversation can be at the beginning. Especially for Chase.

  • @sibusky7554
    @sibusky7554 5 років тому +21

    gotta give him credit the kid is a good actor

  • @Salemchevy
    @Salemchevy 5 років тому +11

    House when he sees/hears this kid.
    “Are you challenging me mortal?”

  • @kerrijohnstone7588
    @kerrijohnstone7588 3 роки тому +6

    “I was blufffing and that’s why, you lost” LOL

  • @sairamr6886
    @sairamr6886 Рік тому +3

    You know you have a serious problem when House calls you a jerk.

  • @jesuschrist2886
    @jesuschrist2886 2 роки тому +6

    Love the fact that when a patient has a seizure he doesn't even react 😂

  • @markdurl8341
    @markdurl8341 2 роки тому +6

    very rare you encounter someone who makes house look positively charming

  • @lamie0237
    @lamie0237 5 років тому +43

    7:18
    "Are you??"
    "Yes! I am!"
    That was the best part lol

  • @kevinhoward9593
    @kevinhoward9593 5 років тому +11

    Isnt that the kid that does the mushroom therapy? sounds a lot younger here. 3:09 I love how House is just taking his time while the kid is ceasing.

  • @hilarybenoit2926
    @hilarybenoit2926 5 років тому +40

    He is in liver failure.. i can tell you that much.. because of the Jaundice..

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 4 роки тому +2

      One of the symptoms of too much iron in the blood is jaundice.

  • @poorboi8093
    @poorboi8093 4 роки тому +8

    9:22 the One time House was outsmarted.

  • @weirdsideelly3111
    @weirdsideelly3111 2 роки тому +3

    I have been watching these for 2 days straight and i can't stop

  • @bakhtazeem4992
    @bakhtazeem4992 5 років тому +85

    Kid starts to seize...
    House: Crrapp !!!

    • @strongarm8937
      @strongarm8937 5 років тому +4

      he said crap cause he lost at chess lol

  • @yeehaw8079
    @yeehaw8079 5 років тому +10

    “...You suck at this.”
    “We’re doing our best.”
    “That’s sort of my point.”