There should be a horror game flashlight that has a friction charger on it, so when it runs low, you just crank it to charge it up again, but the noise of the friction charger attracts monsters!
+Trakker1985 Those things take /years/ for the batteries to run down on, though... Mechanically neat, but... Seriously, I think mine I charged it when I got it, and then didn't need to crank it when I needed it for several years, just from the occasional use of it as a stress toy.
I always did wonder what Jigsaw would do if he'd accidentally rigged his victims into the traps in such a way that they couldn't hear the instructions. Did he drug them again and alter the setup? Did he awkwardly come out and explain it in person before rushing back into cover? Let them die in the trap so they couldn't spread any embarrassing tales of his mistake? And what if one of his victims turned out to be deaf or hard of hearing? Would he make his videos with subtitles? How would he handle blind victims? These are the key questions the franchise needed to answer!
+MarlonMacielBrando Dice actually work particularly well. D4s are spikey and painful, D6s are annoying, D12s and D20s are like marbles, and D8s and D10s combine all of the previous. I should know, I've been collecting them for about 5 years.
Great to see he has a sense of humor. Now, Cliffy B me ole pal me ole chum, how about that Jazz Jackrabbit 3, eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh~?! O_o ...And let's not kid ourselves, it cannot, should not, must not be made in 3D or even Mode-7 2.5D! That bunny is two-dimensional and proud of it!
+Rejected Productions The neighbors have a window that directly looks into the garage. For a long time they were staring, bemused, at us while we littered our floor with Doritos and I dressed up in dark robes. Honestly surprised they didn't call the cops on us for Satanic rituals.
+Rejected Productions My big fear was they'd still be there when we did the "neighbors are taken care of" part. Thankfully they either got bored or scared.
+The ninja sloth No, Jim's always been like this. It's just that most people only get to his other side 99% of the time. This has always been inside Jim, waiting for the right time to come out
+The ninja sloth Hell just look at The Nerd or Spoony, Their past their hundred ep mark and still going and their sanity has been dropping faster than your character in Amnesia. it's like radiation poisoning, dealing with that much toxic game-play, graphics, and shit really does a number to your health
I remember a letsplayer called vengefulKBM who played silent hill. He was lost in Pyramid Head's lair trying to find his way for quite a while and it was tense all the way, the moment he started to relax and search around more, BANG PYRAMID HEAD AROUND THE CORNER FUCKING STABS HIM WITH A SPEAR. The youtuber and all of us jumped out of our skins. He had to run like shit to get away. Execution and timing like that was amazing.
I would love a Horror game that does the "humans are the real monster" story where you are an innocent Vampire who only drinks blood when you absoulutely need too and some local people and a crazy vampire hunter and/or priest tries to kill you when you are just trying to mind your own damn business.
+Kelerak Thank you! I did a lot of planning with it and was really hoping it'd turn out okay. So happy people found it fun. At least those who don't skip past the "bullshit" intros, anyway. :-)
+Jim Sterling I like the bullshit intros, except that I'd try to make it a bit shorter and snappier if I were you, I'm here mostly for your ideas than your theatrical talents. You know, keeping it to the point. My two cents anyway :)
I think the xenomorph in Alien Isolation is a good modern example of the 'stalker' thing done well. It wasn't just a case of 'oh, you glimpsed the monster through a hedge and now you're nearly dead'. It was an actual foe, you had to outwit it, think around it, adapt to its behaviour as it adapted to yours. It actually felt like a sentient creature, as opposed to an instant game over on wheels that simply had to drive into you to win.
CerberusLives a agree the xenomorph is good for the first couple of hours but I quickly get boring and annoying adleast it what I feel about it im not really a fan of the invisible enemy and I think its because the creators love to over use that enemy to the point of annoyance I think only one game ever did a invincible enemy correctly and its residents evil 3 because they use nemesis correctly they didn't use him every second and then didn't make him then when you see him its game over
The Nemesis in RE3 is always killable. Even before the part where you officially kill him in the story. The problem is you need to beat the game, get the minigun from the mini-game, and realize that he will resurrect for the next time you are scripted to meet him. Yet you can "kill" him every time he jumps out at you when you have the minigun.
NaDir Libre Why? I don't think Jim is that bad... Not my preferred body type of course but when I watch my reflection I am not one to judge other people appearances! But then again I don't have a twelve years old mentality...
also a moment of silence for the Thundercats remake that didn't stand a chance because Stuart Synder hated Cartoons.........despite running a Cartoon Channel.
+The Tea Room Surprisingly not too long to put it together once the idea was formed. Thinking of a contraption that both looked clever *and* utterly stupid was the tough part. The mask was the longest project of all, commissioning it from Kerry Dyer in the UK and having it shipped over.
+Jim Sterling That was so cool you actually got Cliff to take part in this. Especially having his motive be over the 8. I wasn't expecting him to show up. What a cool guy.
+Jim Sterling You planning any more colabs with the VGTV crew? Weaving JimSaw into the some if their stuff would be epic! Loved the video by the way. Been looking forward to it appearing in my sub box all day. :-)
This is amazing! You've added whole new layers to your character and I love it. "Thank god for bees" had me in stitches, absolutely brilliant. Well done Jim, you have outdone yourself with this one. Thank god for Jim Sterling.
I'm amazed. I knew Jim's rapidly deteriorating sanity would be building up to something, but I didn't expect the hints he placed to mean anything up till now.
my favourite jump scare in gaming history is the one in Bioshock Infinite. You know the one I mean, the only jump scare in that entire game, holy fuck that was intense
Genetic Tavi Comstock house, after Elizabeth is taken from you and you're chasing her through the tears hearing her slowly be tortured and turned against you. The Boys of Silence that activate the weird ghost things. Yeah, scary
As someone who's usually moderately entertained by your sketches (I come for the editorial content), this sketch was top notch. I can't believe how much you worked on it. It was great. Also loved the editorial part as always. Thank you especially for the flashlight bit.
That was great! Glad to see a fun payoff after all the buildup these past few weeks! So, Jim, let's pretend for a second that I have a friend who's wanting to make a horror game, and he's using one or more of the things you warn about in here. Would you recommend a squirt bottle with lemon-scented water as deterrent, or a whiffle ball bat to the back the head?
you know, i thought it might have been digital homicide behind everything in the end. i mean, we had a few hints. Prawn - a random unity store asset. there was no reason other than you could buy it the dew and doritios - the fact that they probably have hundreds laying around that they eat and drink when they are fucking building game number 98 of 2015 the fact the trap was shit and didnt work - when was the last time digital homicide didnt make things broken? its all connected.
@@pokemonmanic3595 well whenever that difference happened it was at least 3 years ago cause that's when I started watching at its been 100% capitalism and "left wing politics"
Mellow Gaming Then he'd probably eat the worst flavor of Doritos mankind has ever created. In my opinion, that accolade goes to the meat feast pizza ones you could get in the UK for a brief time.
Awesome episode. Sweet that prior episodes actually connected to this one. It's actually pretty damn awesome that Cliff helped you out and that you two have apparently settled your differences (ie. he's over that "8"). Very entertaining.
I really loved how in Alan Wake, even though darkness was a central theme, you could always see around you, you just needed the flashlight to fend off enemies.
+Pavle Perazic Cliffy B had a bit of a hissy fit when Jim gave Gears of War 3 an 8 out of 10. Jim made Cliffy B a music video of him singing Cliffy B a love song (Epic Hole (B Mine Cliffy)). I guess they're cool now.
Steppin Razor No, that's the thing: you have to eat them to make it out alive!😉 Thing is, you have a time limit before getting shut down in the garage forever, but poor Jimsaw is so incompetent I think anyone can outwit him...
It's worth noting that Slender was originally an experimental game developed by a first-timer who was trying to learn how to code. It was supposed to be short and to the point, to help the designer learn the ropes of unity. Replay value wan't really the point, and it was never supposed to be this big cultural phenomenon that it turned into.
Reminds me of how most Saturday nights go. You start off merry, you get drunk, you rant, you end up crying in agony on the floor. Ah Saturdays how I love thee.
I have a feeling the "Stalker" is just an excuse nowadays to only work on one monster design (assuming they have actually *worked* on making one, instead of just buying it) and not have any proper combat programmed. Because, you know, humans have NEVER felt the need to defend themselves from danger. Ugh.
My most hated sins in horror games -no weapons -requiring you to hide from everything, instead of fight -zombies. They've been fucking done to death, and they aren't scary anymore. There is an occasional exception. -"horror games" that are actually action games (looking at you, RE 5 and 6) -shitty controls and/or camera angles. The old RE games were good in their time, but enough of that shit. -Five Nights at Freddy's. Fuck that game. Never understood what people see in it.
ArchoNils Privat RE 2 was a horror game, and you fought everything. Dead Space was a horror game, same thing. Silent Hill, same thing. Having fighting in a horror game does not automatically reclassify it as action.
***** true, but the first two games used just the right amount, imo. They were still, undeniably, horror. Even the 3rd one, where they cranked the action aspect up quite a bit.
+SelfAwarePedant And the flashlight batteries, and the darkness, etc, etc. I think a point that's missed here is: if it's done cleverly, it can work. Isolation is a perfect example. Heck Isolation pulled off a 2 hour uneventful buildup and it was still a great game.
+SelfAwarePedant Alien doesn't stalk you 24/7. It stalks you in %30 of the game. Also he doesn't know where you are, it's trying to find you. jim was trying to say games like Slender where Slender is behind you 24/7.
Uzay Toprak True the Slender type just clings to you while the Alien actually seeks you out intelligently. I think it goes with what I said... cleverly, it can work.
So many Doritos were harmed in the making of this video. XD. Thank god for Jim F***ing Sterling son. I know Jim didn't particularly care for Fatal Frame V: Maiden of Black Water but I have enjoyed the short bit of time I have played it so far. It does a good job of creating some tense atmosphere at least in the beginning. Its controls are clunky and its voice acting does seem stilted. There is also some clipping on the models themselves. I also checked out Super Bunny Hop's review and he shares many of Jim's criticisms. While it is janky I think I can look past its issues. I have never played a Fatal Frame before so maybe its because I don't have others to really compare it too.
Every time I see Doritos, I think "that's the 'gamer food' Jim keeps referring to, and they some damn well-seasoned corn chips." Every time I see Mountain Dew, I think "that's the 'gamer drink' Jim keeps referring to, and it's some damn well-sweetened orange-ish soda."
Schinak Just like 80% of the reviews tbf Well what I say to that is; With a game with little to no replay value, why is a long story bad? Granted getting dragged back to the bottom of the ship (ish), to get back to the entrance was just a filler, it wasn't exactly bad. It was nice to see the places you've visited before getting destroyed.
+Building RS Project IT was filler that didn't contribute to the story whatsoever. IT was artificial extension that only served to hurt whatever tension that had been building up until that point
Schinak The build up was still great for me, though it did have the "You've got to be kidding me". But really, your only reason is a known reason, one I just agreed with. All you did was just repeat exactly what I said. The overall game itself was amazing. The horror element was perfect. It's a shame it's only bad reviews was that filler bit.
so is it safe to say that this joke has been a build-up for the past several years, because of the shrimp thing? 'cause i'm totally going to assume as much, even if it makes no sense.
Screaming "THE BEES WILL HAVE YOU" as someone's leaving is the greatest threat ever
Jim sterling CreepsMcPasta Halloween/Christmas special. Id pay real cash money to see that.
Thank god for bees.
+noelie noelie Does it have dlc.exe?
+CreepsMcPasta bees... my god...
GASP... CREEPSMCPASTA.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
There should be a horror game flashlight that has a friction charger on it, so when it runs low, you just crank it to charge it up again, but the noise of the friction charger attracts monsters!
Like Metro? I don't know about the last part but everything else fits, it's a horror game (somewhat of one), you crank a thing for power, etc.
+Trakker1985 Play the Metro games
takes mental note and pretends it's an original idea
+Trakker1985 Those things take /years/ for the batteries to run down on, though... Mechanically neat, but... Seriously, I think mine I charged it when I got it, and then didn't need to crank it when I needed it for several years, just from the occasional use of it as a stress toy.
Um... No one mentioning The Last of Us has a flashlight you have to shake to power? And shaking it alerts the near by monsters. o_o
Jimsaw, why don't you buy the "Key DLC" to escape from the garage?
That was a pre order exclusive silly.
+Madway At Gamestop only.
+Stoneysilence deluxe ultimate day zero edition exclusive
+The Console King I wanted him to find a key in the drawer and break character saying "oh fuck, not this shit."
+The Console King you, sir, just made my day!
Here is the official thread of "The video starts at 03:45"
There.
+Jim Sterling that first bit was great tho!
+Jim Sterling Well if it's official...
+Jim Sterling The video starts at 03:45
Jim Sterling The video starts at 00:00
+Jim Sterling Thanks
I always did wonder what Jigsaw would do if he'd accidentally rigged his victims into the traps in such a way that they couldn't hear the instructions. Did he drug them again and alter the setup? Did he awkwardly come out and explain it in person before rushing back into cover? Let them die in the trap so they couldn't spread any embarrassing tales of his mistake?
And what if one of his victims turned out to be deaf or hard of hearing? Would he make his videos with subtitles? How would he handle blind victims? These are the key questions the franchise needed to answer!
They should pay you for these ideas. Not joking.
"This British guy just showed up, left me a pound of weed, and Aliens Colonial Marines. My weekend is set." That was pure 24 carrot fucking gold.
Oh Jim... Any proud psycho knows that you don't put sharp Doritos in the victim's path... You put lego pieces in varied sizes.
but then it wouldn't be an ironic deathtrap
Zachary Coleman True, true.
+MarlonMacielBrando Dice actually work particularly well. D4s are spikey and painful, D6s are annoying, D12s and D20s are like marbles, and D8s and D10s combine all of the previous. I should know, I've been collecting them for about 5 years.
but Legos don't go with Mountain Dew like Doritos do.
+MarlonMacielBrando You sir, are a monster.
Kudos to Cliff Bleszinski for being such a good sport about that!
Great to see he has a sense of humor. Now, Cliffy B me ole pal me ole chum, how about that Jazz Jackrabbit 3, eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh~?! O_o ...And let's not kid ourselves, it cannot, should not, must not be made in 3D or even Mode-7 2.5D! That bunny is two-dimensional and proud of it!
"I'm Jimsaw, I don't walk through my own traps"
+Kevin Wilson Should've left Jimsaw a copy of *HuniePop*, instead.
"Tonight, we'll find out if when the _chips_ are down, you'll _Dew_ what has to be done."
Did you get any odd looks by people walking by or neighbors?
+Rejected Productions The neighbors have a window that directly looks into the garage. For a long time they were staring, bemused, at us while we littered our floor with Doritos and I dressed up in dark robes.
Honestly surprised they didn't call the cops on us for Satanic rituals.
+Jim Sterling The cult of the Dewrittonites!
+Jim Sterling yea, at the 3 minute mark I noticed the window and it made me wonder that. Thank god for Jim Sterling
+Rejected Productions My big fear was they'd still be there when we did the "neighbors are taken care of" part. Thankfully they either got bored or scared.
+Jim Sterling It might inspire some interesting discussion at the next neighborhood watch meeting. Kidding. Brilliant Episode!
WAIT JIM STERLING WAS THE JIMSAW KILLER !?
WHAT A TWIST
+Qliphothian We've been Shamalamalan'd.
No, it was Jim Fucking Sterling's son.
"Your Jimquisition episode... was gunned down at the OK corral by... an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist... you muggle punk!"
It’s impossible, next you’ll tell me Mick Foley, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, And Mankind are all the same person
I love how Jim's mental state is deteriorating further and further every video.
+The ninja sloth Too many shitty games doing the same shitty things over and over again can get to a man.
+The ninja sloth No, Jim's always been like this. It's just that most people only get to his other side 99% of the time. This has always been inside Jim, waiting for the right time to come out
+The ninja sloth Hell just look at The Nerd or Spoony, Their past their hundred ep mark and still going and their sanity has been dropping faster than your character in Amnesia. it's like radiation poisoning, dealing with that much toxic game-play, graphics, and shit really does a number to your health
+Danny Caracciolo And Board James that shit is fucking crazy.
I feel like this will end up like Drowning in Footwear/Horseshoes
I remember a letsplayer called vengefulKBM who played silent hill. He was lost in Pyramid Head's lair trying to find his way for quite a while and it was tense all the way, the moment he started to relax and search around more, BANG PYRAMID HEAD AROUND THE CORNER FUCKING STABS HIM WITH A SPEAR. The youtuber and all of us jumped out of our skins. He had to run like shit to get away.
Execution and timing like that was amazing.
This was the Jimquisition i was waiting for
+Xander Beast If horror game is like walking simulator and gives you migraine then you know it s a bad horror game.Stop defending it
What?
I wrote earlier that Hektor is not such a bad horror game
Oh k
This is the Jimquisition Gotham deserves.
I want to see a horror game take place in daylight where it's the light that equals danger
Basically you're a vampire, or people looking for those who cannot be in the light.
I would love a Horror game that does the "humans are the real monster" story where you are an innocent Vampire who only drinks blood when you absoulutely need too and some local people and a crazy vampire hunter and/or priest tries to kill you when you are just trying to mind your own damn business.
themutantlizard so a reversed Alan Wake?
Easy V Nie more of a stealth game where the light makes it easier for monsters to see you
resident evil 4...
BORN DIFFERENTTTTTTT
+gbushimprov BURNED IN A CENTTT
BURLED PURRFECT
+i dont even know I'M NOT LIKE YOU I'M A BURNED GLOVER.
+Mephiste Sulfurion BORN KNOTTED IN MY....BORN BROTHER
"An unstoppable stalker that cannot be stopped"
but can you stop it though
Jim, do you want ants? Because THAT is how you get ants...
That ending was the best thing Ive seen all week
Lemonti
Go away kid
Kkk
+Lemonti LMAO how is he racist?
Its a stupid inside joke
+Noodle Just punch him in the dick.
Twice.
This is easily my favorite of the beginning/ending sketches you've done. Bravo!
+Kelerak Thank you! I did a lot of planning with it and was really hoping it'd turn out okay. So happy people found it fun. At least those who don't skip past the "bullshit" intros, anyway. :-)
+Jim Sterling now I feel guilty for skipping it...
+Jim Sterling you'll always get some unapreciative asshat. don't worry it was a great intro
+Jim Sterling I like the bullshit intros, except that I'd try to make it a bit shorter and snappier if I were you, I'm here mostly for your ideas than your theatrical talents. You know, keeping it to the point. My two cents anyway :)
+Jim Sterling It was pretty rad. I'm now scared of Doritoes for life.
You mean Jim Fucking Sterling Son was the Jimsaw Killer all along? My whole life is a lie.
+Stan Claas It's Zoidberg dammit! Zoidberg used telepathic crab powers! MEMES!
I think the xenomorph in Alien Isolation is a good modern example of the 'stalker' thing done well. It wasn't just a case of 'oh, you glimpsed the monster through a hedge and now you're nearly dead'. It was an actual foe, you had to outwit it, think around it, adapt to its behaviour as it adapted to yours. It actually felt like a sentient creature, as opposed to an instant game over on wheels that simply had to drive into you to win.
CerberusLives a agree the xenomorph is good for the first couple of hours but I quickly get boring and annoying adleast it what I feel about it im not really a fan of the invisible enemy and I think its because the creators love to over use that enemy to the point of annoyance I think only one game ever did a invincible enemy correctly and its residents evil 3 because they use nemesis correctly they didn't use him every second and then didn't make him then when you see him its game over
The Nemesis in RE3 is always killable. Even before the part where you officially kill him in the story. The problem is you need to beat the game, get the minigun from the mini-game, and realize that he will resurrect for the next time you are scripted to meet him. Yet you can "kill" him every time he jumps out at you when you have the minigun.
6:34 "that's just a hassle, and hassles aren't scary" should be inscribed on stone tablets in every horror game studio.
It was Willem Dafoe all along!
But Jim... I'm scared of bread.... ever since the I am Bread incident
**Flash backs to Vietnam**
The fact that Cliff Bleszinski actually agreed to do this has restored my faith in gaming as an industry.
And then Jim's wife and child walk into the garage....
who the fuck would marry and mate with that freak?
+NaDir Libre a fucking genius
NaDir Libre Why? I don't think Jim is that bad... Not my preferred body type of course but when I watch my reflection I am not one to judge other people appearances!
But then again I don't have a twelve years old mentality...
Jim is gay
Scott Elias he’s bisexual actually. Think before you type.
Was this directed by David Cage? because I felt a lot of emotions.
The EMOSHUNS, it's not about the horror, it's about all the EMOSHUNS.
+Edwin Jackson No polygons = No emotions.
M Knight shamlom r something.
+Edwin Jackson You don't feel emotions in a David Cage game, you get told they are there.
+Juan Isasi Nyeh heh Heh HEH!
That ending....Jim.....you are so high to have the ability to come up with and record this.
also a moment of silence for the Thundercats remake that didn't stand a chance because Stuart Synder hated Cartoons.........despite running a Cartoon Channel.
Press X to Cliffy
+Stan Claas A real X for real men!
"Daddy why did you killed me?"
"Because you killed good grammar"
Holy shit, you really went all out on this, Jim! How long did fucking take to set up that contraption?
+The Tea Room Surprisingly not too long to put it together once the idea was formed. Thinking of a contraption that both looked clever *and* utterly stupid was the tough part. The mask was the longest project of all, commissioning it from Kerry Dyer in the UK and having it shipped over.
+Jim Sterling That was so cool you actually got Cliff to take part in this. Especially having his motive be over the 8. I wasn't expecting him to show up. What a cool guy.
+Jim Sterling You planning any more colabs with the VGTV crew?
Weaving JimSaw into the some if their stuff would be epic!
Loved the video by the way. Been looking forward to it appearing in my sub box all day. :-)
+Jim Sterling Thank god for Jim fucking sterling son. You made my day and now i cant look at shrimps the same way again :)
+Jim Sterling Wow, Jim is a time traveler. His response was made 3 hours ago and the original comment with the question 2 hours ago.
Wild that all these years later a ton of horror games still have this exact problem
So the whole Jimsaw thing was a setup for hell-o-ween?
Wow you've been thinking about this for a while now haven't you, Jim?
+Dah Magpie More than half a year ago, yeah. It's taken a long time to get everything pulled together.
+Jim Sterling Clever girl...
+Jim Sterling Is that why you've been wearing your glorious 'do so short lately, to accommodate the Jimsaw mask?
+Jim Sterling so that's what the "is this memes" was for? Thank fuck for that, never failed to confuse me.
This is amazing! You've added whole new layers to your character and I love it. "Thank god for bees" had me in stitches, absolutely brilliant. Well done Jim, you have outdone yourself with this one.
Thank god for Jim Sterling.
the intro tho
+Untitledgameshow the OUTRO tho!
+Christopher Heck You got me there lol
I'm amazed. I knew Jim's rapidly deteriorating sanity would be building up to something, but I didn't expect the hints he placed to mean anything up till now.
my favourite jump scare in gaming history is the one in Bioshock Infinite. You know the one I mean, the only jump scare in that entire game, holy fuck that was intense
+s0m30n3el5e That's easily the best jump scare ever. I threw my mouse across my desk and jumped out of my chair.
Aavarius freaked me out so much, they did such a good job of building tension during that entire place as well, so well done
I was not expecting it.
What was it again?
Haven't played it in a while
Genetic Tavi Comstock house, after Elizabeth is taken from you and you're chasing her through the tears hearing her slowly be tortured and turned against you. The Boys of Silence that activate the weird ghost things. Yeah, scary
As someone who's usually moderately entertained by your sketches (I come for the editorial content), this sketch was top notch. I can't believe how much you worked on it. It was great.
Also loved the editorial part as always. Thank you especially for the flashlight bit.
That was great! Glad to see a fun payoff after all the buildup these past few weeks!
So, Jim, let's pretend for a second that I have a friend who's wanting to make a horror game, and he's using one or more of the things you warn about in here. Would you recommend a squirt bottle with lemon-scented water as deterrent, or a whiffle ball bat to the back the head?
+darkmage07070777
BEES! Recommend BEES!
+Ironprism I bet Dr. Nightscream still has some Bornets..
+darkmage07070777 Could go the Sonic route and use a rolled up newspaper to smack them in the back of the head and say "No!"
+Ironprism NOT THE MEMES!!
+darkmage07070777 Why not a whiffle bat that sprays lemon scented water as you hit him in the head? 8D
Thank you for bringing up the fact that Jumpscares can be good because christ the prison bathroom in SH2 still gets me to this day
you know, i thought it might have been digital homicide behind everything in the end. i mean, we had a few hints.
Prawn - a random unity store asset. there was no reason other than you could buy it
the dew and doritios - the fact that they probably have hundreds laying around that they eat and drink when they are fucking building game number 98 of 2015
the fact the trap was shit and didnt work - when was the last time digital homicide didnt make things broken?
its all connected.
Next halloween: it was revealed to be them behind it all
The intro and the outro was amazing! Good job man :)
Is this memes
This is memes
+Polonium Fist
This is is this memes
+Polonium Fist all the memes
+Polonium Fist Jet fuel can't melt steel memes.
+FrostydoesLive - Road to 100 Subscribers read that as Fist all the memes...
lmfao at that ending. cliff is the man.
This is the Jimquisition we need, not the Jimquisition we deserve...
+Mynameismegalex No but seriously this was great :D
I saw someone say Jim became unhinged after they came out but I don't think they were ever hinged
No there’s a difference, it used to be fun to watch Jim. Now all they do is complain about is capitalism and left wing politics and how they’re NB.
@@pokemonmanic3595 well whenever that difference happened it was at least 3 years ago cause that's when I started watching at its been 100% capitalism and "left wing politics"
@@deadlandplacebo1695 yeah but there was like legit criticism in there and it was like….entertaining to watch?
Happy Halloween Jim!!
The build up throughout the month to end the way it did in this video was absolutely worth it.
Jim, you never cease to entertain.
We need to do a rescue video. Yahtzee we need your help!
When he was clicking the flashlight on and off I was instinctively expecting Nightmare Bonnie to pop up when it kicked on.
Wow, you do not want to give Cliffy B a lowly 8/10!
Props to you Jim for mentioning Clock Tower.
Pixel_Crusher And props to you as well, for the Neps.
"The bees will have you by sunup!" is the single greatest thing I've heard all week.
Jim, you could have, like, eaten all the Doritos. I know they suck without dip, but I'm sure you could manage it.
Who the hell eats Doritos with dip???
You gotta have salsa or a good sour cream and chive dip yo. Doritos are dried shit on their own.
+Mellow Gaming And become the very thing he hates? Jim may be a vengeful monster of a man, but he at least has integrity!
What if i offered him 20 bucks?
Mellow Gaming Then he'd probably eat the worst flavor of Doritos mankind has ever created. In my opinion, that accolade goes to the meat feast pizza ones you could get in the UK for a brief time.
The intro and especially outro of the video was phenomenal, great work!
Lot of polygons, lots of emotion.
10/10
A great season finale. The Jimquisition lore has been enriched greatly by this story arc.
If I ever make a horror game, I'll have to follow Jim's advice.
+Zadamanim Jim has advice for more than just horror...
"But he's wearing gloves he could just push the Doritos out of the way..."
".... Take the shot."
This was amazing. I honestly didn't expect that ending. So how did you manage to get Mr. CB on the show?
+Overwatch 17 He and I have been giving each other shit for a long time. It wasn't a big deal at this point. :-)
Awesome episode. Sweet that prior episodes actually connected to this one. It's actually pretty damn awesome that Cliff helped you out and that you two have apparently settled your differences (ie. he's over that "8").
Very entertaining.
Holy shit, a wild Cliffy appeared. Awesome.
I really loved how in Alan Wake, even though darkness was a central theme, you could always see around you, you just needed the flashlight to fend off enemies.
This was toooooo good man. How did u get Cliff Blezinski on it?
+Pavle Perazic probably emailed him, I heard he just sits around answering emails all day now.
Exigentable that's cool
+Pavle Perazic Cliffy B had a bit of a hissy fit when Jim gave Gears of War 3 an 8 out of 10. Jim made Cliffy B a music video of him singing Cliffy B a love song (Epic Hole (B Mine Cliffy)).
I guess they're cool now.
John Smith that is so cool.
Jim you're totally remembering Silent Hill 2 with rose colored glasses. It was a huge pain to find that flashlight in the motel.
Flashlight Jim? I'm telling the queen
+Jim Sterling , you are putting an admiral (if slightly scary) amount of effort into these intro/outro sequences Jim kudos.
Jim Sterling descends to madness.................
+Sotiris the Firebrand No, he was always there.
+Sotiris the Firebrand descends? Some would argue that he was never sane
We never knew when he was sane to begin with.
Thank you Jim and Cliff for that last moment. It was fantastic.
Thank god for bees.
I LOVE the little skits before and after the videos.
What a waste of doritos....
***** You gave me cancer.
Thems good eatin.' :)
Steppin Razor No, that's the thing: you have to eat them to make it out alive!😉
Thing is, you have a time limit before getting shut down in the garage forever, but poor Jimsaw is so incompetent I think anyone can outwit him...
What a use for trash
It's worth noting that Slender was originally an experimental game developed by a first-timer who was trying to learn how to code. It was supposed to be short and to the point, to help the designer learn the ropes of unity. Replay value wan't really the point, and it was never supposed to be this big cultural phenomenon that it turned into.
Great way to cap off the Jimsaw saga! Though the audio in that garage was awful. Couldn't understand a word Philip Spengler was saying.
"Thank God for bees!"
Awesome stuff, Jim
Why do you not drive a classic Mini, Jim? You'd look amazing driving around in one of those little beasts.
Jim, that opening was lovely. It made me smile and it probably made my day. Keep being great :)
Just eat the Doritos..
+Matt Cubed Ew gross, but they're on the floor!
+fastbreak333 Smoke a doobie and see if that matters
+fastbreak333 The floor is probably cleaner than the Doritos.
The unfolding Jimsaw case was so terrifying I was nearly in tears by the end.
So whens the jimsaw movie being released?
Thanks for making my halloween better jim, love halloween specials.
Man, that was stupid.... loved every minute of it.
Reminds me of how most Saturday nights go. You start off merry, you get drunk, you rant, you end up crying in agony on the floor. Ah Saturdays how I love thee.
I have a feeling the "Stalker" is just an excuse nowadays to only work on one monster design (assuming they have actually *worked* on making one, instead of just buying it) and not have any proper combat programmed. Because, you know, humans have NEVER felt the need to defend themselves from danger. Ugh.
1:40 "You are in an ironic....Shhhh..." Had me in stitches xD
My most hated sins in horror games
-no weapons
-requiring you to hide from everything, instead of fight
-zombies. They've been fucking done to death, and they aren't scary anymore. There is an occasional exception.
-"horror games" that are actually action games (looking at you, RE 5 and 6)
-shitty controls and/or camera angles. The old RE games were good in their time, but enough of that shit.
-Five Nights at Freddy's. Fuck that game. Never understood what people see in it.
+The Metal One no weapons are present in all greatest horrors.
You want a game where you fight everything but it's not an action game? oO
+The Metal One
First two points are exactly why the first Penumbra is the best Frictional game in terms of gameplay/replayability value.
ArchoNils Privat RE 2 was a horror game, and you fought everything. Dead Space was a horror game, same thing. Silent Hill, same thing.
Having fighting in a horror game does not automatically reclassify it as action.
***** true, but the first two games used just the right amount, imo. They were still, undeniably, horror. Even the 3rd one, where they cranked the action aspect up quite a bit.
"Tonight we'll find out if the chips are down, you will dew what has to be done."
I splooshed and I'm not sorry. That line was amazing.
What about the stalker in Alien: Isolation?
+SelfAwarePedant And the flashlight batteries, and the darkness, etc, etc. I think a point that's missed here is: if it's done cleverly, it can work. Isolation is a perfect example. Heck Isolation pulled off a 2 hour uneventful buildup and it was still a great game.
+SelfAwarePedant Alien doesn't stalk you 24/7. It stalks you in %30 of the game. Also he doesn't know where you are, it's trying to find you. jim was trying to say games like Slender where Slender is behind you 24/7.
Uzay Toprak
True the Slender type just clings to you while the Alien actually seeks you out intelligently. I think it goes with what I said... cleverly, it can work.
+SelfAwarePedant Usually it just kills you outright instead of simply annoying you
'the fuel of this engine has been mountian dew and doritos...."
i lost it
So many Doritos were harmed in the making of this video.
XD.
Thank god for Jim F***ing Sterling son.
I know Jim didn't particularly care for Fatal Frame V: Maiden of Black Water but I have enjoyed the short bit of time I have played it so far. It does a good job of creating some tense atmosphere at least in the beginning. Its controls are clunky and its voice acting does seem stilted. There is also some clipping on the models themselves.
I also checked out Super Bunny Hop's review and he shares many of Jim's criticisms. While it is janky I think I can look past its issues. I have never played a Fatal Frame before so maybe its because I don't have others to really compare it too.
True. When my light bulb goes out I use my phone to light up the whole room.
Flashlight? Don't you mean torch?
+Oro Munroe but.... a torch is a stick with fire at the top
+Golem Yes, but it's also what British folk call flashlights.
+Golem And the french.
+Golem uuu did you learn that from Minecraft, kiddo?
Pocket lamp is the best lamp~
Every time I see Doritos, I think "that's the 'gamer food' Jim keeps referring to, and they some damn well-seasoned corn chips."
Every time I see Mountain Dew, I think "that's the 'gamer drink' Jim keeps referring to, and it's some damn well-sweetened orange-ish soda."
Tip for making a horror game:
Take tips from the best horror game; Alien Isolation
+Building RS Project Alien Isolation outstayed its welcome in the second half
Schinak Just like 80% of the reviews tbf
Well what I say to that is;
With a game with little to no replay value, why is a long story bad? Granted getting dragged back to the bottom of the ship (ish), to get back to the entrance was just a filler, it wasn't exactly bad. It was nice to see the places you've visited before getting destroyed.
+Building RS Project IT was filler that didn't contribute to the story whatsoever. IT was artificial extension that only served to hurt whatever tension that had been building up until that point
Schinak The build up was still great for me, though it did have the "You've got to be kidding me".
But really, your only reason is a known reason, one I just agreed with. All you did was just repeat exactly what I said.
The overall game itself was amazing. The horror element was perfect. It's a shame it's only bad reviews was that filler bit.
+Building RS Project even that made some mistakes (big ones)
My favorite JImquisition so far. You captured the "dark humor" of SAW really nicely in my opinion.
so is it safe to say that this joke has been a build-up for the past several years, because of the shrimp thing? 'cause i'm totally going to assume as much, even if it makes no sense.
They say Jimsaw is still trapped behind the path of Doritos; forever cutting himself trying to escape.