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Louis C.K. Magic Mike, you're welcome
Absolutely hilarious
1000%
YES!! "... ... ... for the bessst..."
Yep! It's a good one!
"Two of my kids died this morning, I still came to work."
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There was an episode of Little House On The Prairie in the 70s where Pa was interacting with a black kid and that kid asked him if he'd rather live to 50 as a White guy or 100 as a black dude and Pa just sat there silently....that shit has stuck with me for 45yrs.
His cell phone bit gets more and more and more relevant every single year. Ages like fine wine!!!
You know you're getting old when younger generations annoy you.
It's the " cunTTT!! " for me lol
My favorite thing about him is that he's just sick and tired of absolutely everything hahaha
Right? Like consent! Psh! Just whip your junk out and start rubbing it!
_Give it a second! It’s going to space_ 😂
This Gen X says it's natural selection if you get hit at a crosswalk doing a TicTok dance!!
Just subscribed after watching another one of your Louis CK video. Excellent stuff.
Awesome, thank you!
If comedians were actual factual, there'd be no jokes.
I really hope Louis gets to do another HBO special eventually!
Your laughter ❤❤❤❤❤ is the best
" What would you choose to be?!"
Me- "hmmmmmmm 🫠 yo man." 😅
"Yo....... Whateva".......... subscribed
It's going to *SPACE,* can you give it a second?
That sure is one _frustrated_ and super-repressed _"slot!"_ 🤣
They say only middle-aged boston-jews can pull those off
@@PeterPi-wt2uc
-"They never say that ever."
Yes they do, it happened in this very video Sherlock! 😬🙄
-"Reported"
Oh no - anything but that!! You're right, jewish dudes from boston would _never_ say something as crazy as "slot" - I clearly went too far!! Please, just... _pleeease_ show some mercy!?!
You are the kind of person who watches Starship Troopers and thinks it's only a bad ass action flick!
She said, “superior” race and the dude was like 😮 and her friend stepped in and that girl walked away like she knew she fkd up 😂
YES! thank you
Mr Louis CK destroying you in laughter lol ❤❤❤ loved watching you laughing so hard lol
YO I'm Dying, "oh this the day of my daughter's wedding" was fucking perfect it transitioned off your last line perfectly as soon as it clicked "Godfather" I couldn't stop laughing holy crap that funny 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 I appreciate you!
I love how he's Mexican and didn't learn English till 7-8 😂
Stop lying bro
@@corymiller536 he said this on opie and anthony. Just search it. Very easy to find.
@@MyOpinionish he still looks white AF
Do anything you want leave the hair alone! 🙈
spray wtfever it for a day if ja need. but then wash it out. dont cover up that unless ja got a minute of AwFIt... imma screw with some people tonight. she the kind of gorgeous that could shave her head and still then eye and all the rest. love the dark long tho
glad too be a new subscriber found ur channel today loving ur vids ur soo beautiful and seeing ur amazing smile ur adorable laugh and gorgeous eyes is great !! i def cant wait too see more new reaction vids from u! im going thru and watching a bunch of ur vids right now!
Welcome!!❤
damn durddy went to the flip side, she went full flip phone 😳
Android gang 😃
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 same 🦾
I remember payphones and when they were a nickel then a dime. Also certain slugs would work perfectly on payphones.
He’s the best. Period
I hate all corporations equally.
Your red outfit so pretty ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Great reaction Derrrddyyy. Whos winning Suga Show vs Aljo next week???
yup yup. we need more fight talk when she can!
My punch failed… don’t know why!????
Well actually no, being white in the past is not better than being black or whatever race, I think Louis is saying that just for the comedy. I mean you have to be awful at history to just don't know the amount of torture we've done to each other.
He should have specified going back in time in the United States and not the world. It would have been a lot more accurate
"Someone run this this over!" Haha! ❤
" Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." said in 1910 So I was born English and a Man. Good, so far. "Can I be White, like 99% of my Countrymen, please?" YES, you can." Can I be born in the most vibrant and stimulating City in the World: London? " YES, you can. "Can I be born in the longest period of Peace in Western Europe?" YES, you can. Finally, can I be born after the effects of World War 2 and all rationing and in time for The 1960s in London, which changed the World of The Arts, Drama, TheatremPhotography, and Music? YES, YOU CAN !!! JACKPOT !!! Wheeeeeeeee
MoMo you look great in Red 🔥
THANK YOU PETE!! ❤
As a brown person I wouldn’t change anything Mo! And I hope you don’t either, you’re exotic and gorgeous! 😁
You would definitely be white if given the chance, it's okay we don't judge you. 😉
I love Louis CK.
Galaxy Flip 4? Awesome. I had to get the S23 Ultra.
You got the foldy boi. Congrats. Your rectangle is now a square.
GEOMETRY 😮
I’ve seen that clip and naw, she said we lmao and then dipped out the video when she realized
YES!! HAHHAHA OMG SHE RAN
As a nordic person can't really relate to skin color issues, not historically or racially - we never used anyone as slaves, even less colored persons, they simply did not exist here. And ppl who invaded us finns and used us as slaves were also white! (swedes and russians). And try to envolve something else than pale white here where sun doesn't shine for 6 months, and have fun at summer when you get sunburn in 3 minutes, I wish I had some pigment to have superpower not to get instantly sunburnt!
If there were no racism being black would be better for sun protection. Black skin just seems so much nicer aesthetically. Pale people just get red and spotty and burn easy.
I have a flip phone.. I'm an early adopter. I had my for 15 years now.
Well, he's right about, the future for them. 😂😂😂
Honestly with no racism, anything but white cuz i do a lot of outdoorsy stuff and sunburn blows
Oh my God your smile is stunning. Proves that the most important curve on a women is her smile.
"The money is out here, what are the bankers even doing inside the building?"
Well, they're busy ripping us off. That's what they do, and these days even ATM:s are barely a thing. They're ripping us off online.
Well look who got triggered by someone minding their own business.
Was this person blocking traffic or using the cross walk while traffic was stopped?
Sounds like this person was just doing their thing. Living their life. Not really bothering anyone.
Lol
Money slots 😜😜😜😜 xd hahahahaah
I need Loies to send me a miracle email and say.. you got me back on UA-cam kinda…
I'm not mad at Louis, but it's definitely not true. If you really think it is, then you really need to educate yourself, about human history, instead of just scanning headlines on social media. It's very hard to say what may have happened to Louis, had he gone to the year 2 A.D. Depending on where he was when he arrived, he very likely would've been enslaved or killed, immediately, and possibly eaten. In the best case scenario, he would've had to just join the other peasants, toiling away, in the cold mud, but one thing for sure is, nowhere, would they "have a table" waiting for him.
"We have a table right here for you" Maybe it meant that he is the dinner 🤣
Critical thinking kills the joke. Most people want to laugh at it because it makes them feel good to laugh at it. Modern people are more obsessed with color than those people living in the year 2. In the year 2 anyone could be a slave. Or killed for whatever reason. But again humor is built on exaggeration.
Hey everyone, this guy knows a little bit about history, pay attention to him!!!
it's just a joke guys
" Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." said in 1910 So I was born English and a Man. Good, so far. "Can I be White, like 99% of my Countrymen, please?" YES, you can." Can I be born in the most vibrant and stimulating City in the World: London? " YES, you can. "Can I be born in the longest period of Peace in Western Europe?" YES, you can. Finally, can I be born after the effects of World War 2 and all rationing and in time for The 1960s in London, which changed the World of The Arts, Drama, TheatremPhotography, and Music? YES, YOU CAN !!! JACKPOT !!! Wheeeeeeeeeface-green-smiling
If there was no discrimination or judgement left in the world? Definitely a Lizard Person but I'd still want to be able to visit Hollow Earth.
So the time machine thing would be difficult, for anyone, to go back in time...especially if you go back far enough where things like diarrhea killed people due to the lack of running water/irrigation/sanitation and the inability to get clean water or food. Plus, you would be very open to bacteria/viruses. And you would have to hope you went back in time to a place that people where friendly and didn't try to murder you because you are some weird looking person (clothes, hairstyles, language...) that would be called a demon, devil, witch/wizard, or some other bad thing that means death lol. Not to mention all of our "resource gather/making" skills and hunting skills are almost all but gone. And just trying to make fire without a match or lighter would probably be the reason most of us would not survive very long in that situation.
If you wanna feel like a pathetic human...just think about going back in time and trying to survive lol
i don't. i love laughter. l love the joke. this was in response to the end of the video when the reactor asked about picking a race...
I missed the it’s cool to be white train. I was born in the 90s. I’d take black in a second.
Edit: I’d pick Hispanic, but I’m not positive from what country. Maybe Colombian.
I'm kinda brown BTW, Sri Lankan and Cherokee 😊
Depends what country you live in
YOOOOOOO CHILLLLLLLL!
Why does everyone say that?
COME THRU 🥊🥊
I would still choose to be white. On the other hand, if a more developed CRISPER, genetic editing is in the setting, looking like a Jaye Davidson has its appeal.
I fcking HATE being 22 and apart of the current generation. It feels like im so out of place
I would choose white because I want hair that blows in the wind LOL
😂😂😂
Will Ferrell is a sad, tormented comedian. His white fro is fantastic when he grows it out.
I chose what God made me. I have no desire to be anything else.
Please do Borat reactions
i wouldn't really say that's all true, but it is funny. I mean there was def discrimination in the past against certain groups of white people. Also I don't think you can blame white people today for sins of the past, so saying white people deserve it, or got what we got coming so to speak(would disagree with that as well) it's more about how hard you work to get where you're at in life really. shit ton of poor white people on this earth. But louis ck always funny either way, always been a fan.
Race menu on the birth chart Spanish conquistador. Being white male American is great but all things being equal that sounds likethe most interesting man in the world ;-)
Greetings from Croatia !!!
lol, someone run this thing over (I died) !!!!!!
I know about race but if I got to choose where I came from Persia
I think you mean, "all things being equal", what race would you pick. Interesting question.
Jimmy Fallon has gone into a weird place since the writer strike. I didn't even know he liked wearing red tank tops!
Smh COME THROUGH 🥊
Boston or New York ? I can’t tell. I’m from Boston and I’m ashamed I can’t tell.
Yea today is world is insane of what people do lol
Look really beautiful ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you 😊
@@BigDaddyMoMo1 no problem 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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I thought she was fine, but her texts are green…😊
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Well. this skit didn't age well!! lol. Love CK, though.
I thought it did, I haven't seen it in a while. Could be white privilege though lol.
*charlie murphy laugh gif* ty for that!!@@PeterPi-wt2uc
"White privilege" is synonymous, with the ridiculous notion of original sin. There isn't a single culture that didn't enslave people at some point in history... weirdly there is more slavery currently in Middle-East, Africa and Asia.
Maybe because……….
I would choose a successful black. I am white as. Then I could shave my head and not look a freshly danked dock
"Cracker" is an old British term that was adopted by southerns. I've heard that it refers to the cracking of a whip but I don't think that's true.
It is good to be white, I can hide in the snow and no one can find me. If it's foggy I'm unbeatable at laser tag.
We're an amazing people that have to date contributed more to modern society than any other race. We even have a type of noise named after us.
The thing with racism, at least in the US, is most of the time it has nothing to do with one's skin color, it has to do with different cultures butting up against each other who have conflicting values, traditions, and standards of appropriateness. And quite often it has nothing to do with culture, it has to do with individuals being dicks. An estimated (by me) 96% of the time in the US when someone claims they were discriminated against by a racist what really happened is that person was being an asshole and the other person was responding to their behavior. But claiming the incident was caused by race instead of behavior allows them to be victims instead of instigators and thus escape accountability.
Most of what is considered systemic racism today is really the natural result of demographics. The 2020 census says 76.3% of the US is white (with 70% being 100% white). That means whites are the predominant population (by a lot), so of course we're going to have a bit easier time, because everything is set up for us and we're dealing with like people. If we're honest whites founded this country, built this country, and we set it up for ourselves. That isn't racist to say, it's just what happened, and that's okay.
If I, a white guy, went to another country with a different culture I'd face hardships too. If I went to India people would look at me and treat me differently and I'd face discrimination, and people would think my food was weird and smelly. People probably wouldn't want to hire me because I would present myself differently from the cultural norm and those I'd have to deal with would probably have a hard time understanding me. Yet I wouldn't go to China and complain about Chinese supremacy, or move to Brazil and scream about Brazilian supremacy. If you leave your homeland and culture and go to another country with didn't people who have a different culture it's going to be a rough go. That isn't hate, it's being the odd man out, it's being the new kid at school who didn't know wearing a bow tie to school gets your ass kicked.
If I leave my home and try to become a Bollywood actor I'll have a hard time getting roles, face discrimination, type casting, might have to suck a brown dick or two... because after all I'm trying to jump into an industry that isn't set up to serve me.
It's like if you and your friends sat down to play Monopoly and halfway through the game a neighbor kid shows up and wants to play. The money and property have already largely been distributed but he grabs the thimble anyway and deals himself in despite protests. Then he starts complaining that's it's unfair because everything is so stacked against him, but you never intended on him playing.
We're so quick to yell hate when most things have numerous other logical explanations, but it's all about pushing agendas and dividing people. We push the idea that we're all the same when we're not, and we push that we're equal but we never state what we're measuring.
Why is she your spokesperson… z zz
What a f joke!?
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