It's insane how Susie Dent is now 53. I was much young than her when I first knew of her, now it feels like I'm older than her. It's like she got to 35 then stopped aging.
She's had A LOT of work done. She did a documentary about it and the repercussions. Very interesting. She gets bone marrow taken out of her each month, and they take the stem cells out, and inject them back into her body at specific areas. Very strange.
I agree, it's like people think getting upvotes in a youtube comment section for parroting something that someone more funny and original created is the same thing as actually accomplishing something. This is more of a personal thing but I feel the same way about greeting cards, jim gaffigan said it best, "that sounds like something I'd say" I quoted something in a rant about intellectual property. I'm so meta
McStinkski I love it when people take a comment and alter it in some way so that they can make fun of the people who jumped on the bandwagon straight after the original comments. Those are my favourite comments
Jon Richardson saying "And a consonant please.." reminds me of my place at the table when family would get loud. Both breaking the tension as well as trying to ignore the insanity around.. Just thinking.. When I grow up, Instead of asking for the potatoes, I'm gonna get black out drunk. Jon's great..
I think I've seen that bit at the end where Nick gives Rachel all these gifts that were meant for Susie about ten or fifteen times. I still find it so very funny. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! YOU COULD HAVE HAD EVERYTHING, SUSIE! I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU!! Hahahaha! And best of all that final bit in the end when Jon pipes up, "And a consonant please!" :D
@@suzychocolate7 apart from the fact the word "gay" meaning something else entirely, you make a point. Just not a valid one. Also love how you resorted to semantics after failing to properly classify someone sitting in the 'dictionary'-corner. Enjoy.
the LBGTQ (they soon will add the rest of the alphabets into it) means absolutely nothing to me as it is all bullshit that's for one. if he is screwing a guy he's gay; that's it. it is no brain surgery. calling himself Bi is probably because he cannot decide yet which gender satisfies him more when having sex. there is nothing more to it. your defensive attitude + your smartass tone are not doing you any favor. you can try "correcting" me all you want, at the end I don't care because I don't support this type of life style. I was "enjoying" the video tell you (who knows all) came in.
It looked like Susie was going to break at one point there. I realise they were acting but that was really harsh. I genuinely felt for Susie when he was yelling at her.
I've never really liked Nick Helm, but people saying he isn't funny are stupid. He genuinely plays the mental loose-cannon thing incredibly well. He just occasionally plateaus too quickly with his shouting.
Well, that depends on your sense of humor I guess. He obviously plays the part well, but I dislike the whole mentally deranged/obsessed with Suzie one-sidely character; perhaps it just hits too close to home 🤷♀️
Nick helm should tone it down that was narcissistic behavior when he was shouting at Suzie and Rachel they looked uncomfortable having him shout at them. He needs to get a better act and have better jokes. These days people love acting superior and high and mighty people will just laugh or make a fool out of people by behaving like that.
Tbh I dont know how to spell it or say it. Every time I imagine being on the show, i think of myself saying 'continent' in hopes they wouldn't notice 😂
I love that moment! XD I actually thought: That man seriously needs to get laid. Jon is a comedy genius, I had the honour of seeing him live for the first time last year in October
I have just recently started watching British television and this is one of my favorite shows. I love how they have comedians on all of the panel shows....so funny👍
Not a big fan of Nick Helm when he appears on 8 out 10 cats, but his heckle towards Jimmy Carr, in a story Jimmy Carr has told a few times in other tv-shows is still my favourite heckle of all time. "Hello, Jimmy, I don't laugh when I come to one of your shows."
"And a consonant, please." 😂😂😂
that bit killed me, it was perfect
As always Jon's timing, of that line, is perfect
X’DD
Joel Brazel that fully killed me
I'm 1.1k
"Because they say you're a comedian." Probably the most underrated slam on the show!
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“YOURE NOT MAURICE! YOU PRETENDER TO THE THRONE!”
Susie is a really good sport. She's just a lovely person, tbh.
she seemed sad until she got the digestives.. fuck nick your too mean
@@hecklekat you're
She can be savage too !
I always wonder how much she knew beforehand, and how much is her playing along.
I'd tap that
"You wouldn't do this during Shakespeare would you?" 😂😂😂😂
Miles Jupp cracking up does me every time
"The jazz ensemble that was once described."
...
Alex Horn is fantastic
Joes face when Suzie says "there's always these poles" is hilarious
Miles Jupp is the absolute hype man
@@finngallagher2369 He was in balamory? Who was he?
@@MaxTheFun1995 He was Archie, the inventor who lives in the pink castle.
I love how Suzie sells all of her interaction with Nick so well 😂 especially at the end, it made it so much funnier.
nick shouting at susie was both frightening and hilarious...
The ending was fucking gold
is it real tho
I felt like I was watching a Shakespeare play
Kinda reminded me of my most abusive ex.
sys tem, what do you mean?
Joe's face just after Susie said 'polls' was amazing
Oshada Kurukulasuriya Actually took me several different views of that clip to realize they thought she meant Poles instead of polls.
Nick Helm: The man that makes Joe Wilkinson seem normal.
Jesus Christhrist, about half a minute ago I thought these exact words
@@mokers8364 That's the point...
@@Timo199 it's still annoying AF ;)
Being a homeless bum is a spectrum with Nick and Joe on the polar opposite ends
@@mokers8364 your confusing cringe with funny
I love how Miles loses it whenever Nick talks
When does he not though?
Wait What I seem to remember him being a right moody git on Balamory, but I haven’t seen that in years
Jimmy Carr rob beckets teeth
Ha! I felt the same way! best part of the clip
Archie the Inventor ≠ Miles in real life.
“Repudiation, it’s another word for Rejection” 😂😂😂😂
When Nick Helm did "Eat Your Heart Out" on Dave, I was expecting the "ex-girlfriend" to be Susie Dent...
Turned out it was Melinda Messenger.
I fucking lost it at the “pretender to the throne!” Comment about the fly. Pure comedy gold.
Jimmy's face on:
"Am i awake now?" 😂
I want to see an episode with Nick Helm and Danny Dyer on an episode together fighting for Suzy’s affection
That would be brilliant.
That wouldn't really be a fight but it would be a fascinating dynamic
"LOOK AT THIS LUCKY LADY!"
Hilarious.
It's insane how Susie Dent is now 53. I was much young than her when I first knew of her, now it feels like I'm older than her. It's like she got to 35 then stopped aging.
WHAT?! 53?! She looks 20 years younger! I never thought she was very much older than me... Woah.
She looks really good
I thought she was like 30, wtf
She's had A LOT of work done. She did a documentary about it and the repercussions. Very interesting. She gets bone marrow taken out of her each month, and they take the stem cells out, and inject them back into her body at specific areas. Very strange.
Good looking people are usually like that.
10:04 I love watching Joe's realisation of what Susie just said
"From the jazz ensemble that was once...described". Brilliant.
Susie looks terrified 😂
"whats your favourite flower"
"...."
"WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE FLOWER!"
I love how Nick Helm's voice changes so much when he speaks normally or shout.
Yea but I have to admit for a long time I thought it was like his main schtick, but he is actually very funny and of keen mind.
I wish he would show that side more on Cats Does Countdown. With this schtick I just feel like I'm about to witness a rape.
Hello Patrick Bateman
pwmpa
Sorry, I don't have time to talk, I have to return some video tapes.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
Can you make a video of Miles laughing at everyone?, I'd watch that.
this so much!!!!!!
+!
+15 XD
Your wish is Channel 4's command! ua-cam.com/video/Ih1YK9023ew/v-deo.html
Jon at the end had me in tears 😂
Jesus Christ the range this dude's voice has. He could easily have a really good voice acting job
The Dead Immortal watch uncle, does alot of singing in that
He sings really well, too, surprisingly...
Didn’t know there was so much heartbreak on this show 😢
I love it when people type out what they've just heard. Those are my favorite comments.
"I love it when people type out what they've just heard. Those are my favorite comments."
I love it when people write out comments they just read.. they are my favourite
I agree, it's like people think getting upvotes in a youtube comment section for parroting something that someone more funny and original created is the same thing as actually accomplishing something. This is more of a personal thing but I feel the same way about greeting cards, jim gaffigan said it best, "that sounds like something I'd say"
I quoted something in a rant about intellectual property. I'm so meta
My favorite people are comments who typed themselves after hearing love.
McStinkski I love it when people take a comment and alter it in some way so that they can make fun of the people who jumped on the bandwagon straight after the original comments. Those are my favourite comments
Jon Richardson saying "And a consonant please.." reminds me of my place at the table when family would get loud. Both breaking the tension as well as trying to ignore the insanity around.. Just thinking.. When I grow up, Instead of asking for the potatoes, I'm gonna get black out drunk.
Jon's great..
Nick's commitment to that bit is one of my favorite things. And Susie is a great scene partner, too.
I love seeing Miles laughing at the other panelists' jokes. He really just lets go and enjoys himself.
I think I've seen that bit at the end where Nick gives Rachel all these gifts that were meant for Susie about ten or fifteen times. I still find it so very funny.
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOU!! YOU COULD HAVE HAD EVERYTHING, SUSIE! I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU!! Hahahaha!
And best of all that final bit in the end when Jon pipes up, "And a consonant please!" :D
Jon asking for a consonant at the end is everything 😂
i honestly think nothing gives me more pleasure than watching miles jupp crack up
“Look after her, Joe…”
the guy looked confused because he's gay
Actually he is not.
you people use so many fancy words. bisexual is the same as gay, he would have sex with dudes so he's gay. the same difference.
@@suzychocolate7 apart from the fact the word "gay" meaning something else entirely, you make a point. Just not a valid one. Also love how you resorted to semantics after failing to properly classify someone sitting in the 'dictionary'-corner. Enjoy.
the LBGTQ (they soon will add the rest of the alphabets into it) means absolutely nothing to me as it is all bullshit that's for one. if he is screwing a guy he's gay; that's it. it is no brain surgery. calling himself Bi is probably because he cannot decide yet which gender satisfies him more when having sex. there is nothing more to it. your defensive attitude + your smartass tone are not doing you any favor. you can try "correcting" me all you want, at the end I don't care because I don't support this type of life style. I was "enjoying" the video tell you (who knows all) came in.
"... and a consonant please" 😂😂😂
"..and a consonant please."
'YOUR NOT MAURICE!' Dying
Jake Jenner “PRETENDER TO THE THRONE” I snorted
You're*
F1 isn’t what it used to be
Jake Jenner Good profile pic
I love British comedy
amen!
It's extremely humorous! that's what I love about it. If you compare it to 'NA Comedy' it's very forced almost, not my cup of tea really.
It's better than Nigerian comedy
Urban Butterfly I
I think British and Irish comedy is the best. American comedy nowadays is meh. Was good during Friends and etc.
I love how Miles is always pissing himself laughing.
Still laughing at "lady in the glasses over there"
I love how everytime Miles is there he is in fits of laughter.!
It looked like Susie was going to break at one point there. I realise they were acting but that was really harsh. I genuinely felt for Susie when he was yelling at her.
I'd love to see a show of Miles just watching and laughing at Nick....
Rhod Gilbert is one witty man.
I've never really liked Nick Helm, but people saying he isn't funny are stupid. He genuinely plays the mental loose-cannon thing incredibly well. He just occasionally plateaus too quickly with his shouting.
Well, that depends on your sense of humor I guess. He obviously plays the part well, but I dislike the whole mentally deranged/obsessed with Suzie one-sidely character; perhaps it just hits too close to home 🤷♀️
He isn’t funny tho...
Nick helm should tone it down that was narcissistic behavior when he was shouting at Suzie and Rachel they looked uncomfortable having him shout at them. He needs to get a better act and have better jokes. These days people love acting superior and high and mighty people will just laugh or make a fool out of people by behaving like that.
Marie Williams that's the point
@@mariewilliams194 you realise the whole thing is coordinated out before the show begins
Susie just looked absolutely petrified at the end there... :'D
"and a constant please!"
close
Well you know... The keys "constant" and "consonant" are very close on a keyboard!
Tbh I dont know how to spell it or say it. Every time I imagine being on the show, i think of myself saying 'continent' in hopes they wouldn't notice 😂
I love that moment! XD I actually thought: That man seriously needs to get laid. Jon is a comedy genius, I had the honour of seeing him live for the first time last year in October
bollocks
The pure joy when that fly landed on nick "THERE HE IS!!" 😂😂
“LOOK AT THIS LUCKY LADY!” 😂😂😂
0:56 "Lady in the glasses" 🤣
The delivery on "I don't fancy your chances mate" might be the best line from this whole show. Rhod is amazing
"And a consonant please" im dead 😂😂😂
"And a consonant please." Love Jon!
Berlin via New York made me laugh so hard😂😂
nick: *breathes*
miles: *hysterical laughter*
9:45 most innocent moment in all of Countdown! ^_^
I love how the camera cuts to Miles everytime Nick is talking, his laughing is priceless
Also with his shouting voice, he would be amazing in a rock band
I have just recently started watching British television and this is one of my favorite shows. I love how they have comedians on all of the panel shows....so funny👍
i really love Joe Lycetts's reaction at 10:08, so organic.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" gets me every time! I says it with such commitment to Jimmy!
" I didn't expect slams, from dictionary corner. "
“ I mean, look what your dealing with “
*cuts to joe
i just love endlessly watching these vids
LOOK AT THIS LUCKY LADY! Gets me everytime haha
2:59 "Pretender To The Throne!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best "SHUT THE FUCK UP !" on television history (3:35) :D
Jon at the end made me laugh haha
4:42, perfect delivery from Alex Horne, even got a real laugh from Jimmy
Love miles jupp - he's always cracking up.
That last part... Damn for a moment I couldn't say if it was real or not
Drasen I’m genuinely confused on weather it is or not because how he acts about it 😂
I know right, Susie's face gives practically nothing away xD. She only breaks and laughs once, and only for a brief second.
David is so great.
“Flashes mourners in a pet cemetery”
😂😂😂
were they actually together tho?
Miles’ laugh makes me laugh
I actually hope David still sends Susie and Rachel good comebacks all year long
Nick screaming at Susie is the funniest thing I’ve seen on countdown 😂😂😂
I just love Nick's temper tantrums.... "Just look at this lovely lady" Priceless!
Joe's face at 10:05 kills me everytime🤣🤣
Miles Jupp laughing in the background is the best part for me
"WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?! Screaming at Susie!!
Nick screaming “look at this lucky lady” is one of the funniest lines of the entire show 🤣
Oh man, the end just had me in tears.
Jon at the end lmao XDD
4:42 one of the most underrated moments 😂😂
I hadn't ever seen Nick before this UA-cam video. Huge fan. The romantic rejection story arc is hilarious
Nick’s poems always make me laugh 😂
“And a continent please” fucking dying 😂
"LOOK AT THIS LUCKY LADY"
Not a big fan of Nick Helm when he appears on 8 out 10 cats, but his heckle towards Jimmy Carr, in a story Jimmy Carr has told a few times in other tv-shows is still my favourite heckle of all time. "Hello, Jimmy, I don't laugh when I come to one of your shows."
Rhod and the bee (aka fly) is always going to be my favorite
Susie's face at the start where he was yelling seemed genuinely annoyed/embarrassed as if it was real 🤣🤣🤣
10:06 omg Joe lycetts reaction is amazing ahahahah
By far thee best countdown clip
*"L O O K A T T H I S L U C K Y L A D Y ! ! ! !"*
At 6:09 Nick looks so different without a beard...
one of the best what a legend
Nick helm is a joker😂😂 when rhod was shaking his head it cracked me up
Even though its an act. Some people Seriously do this to the one that rejects them... Humans are scary.......
The magic of this is Nick’s delivery- he’s completely in character