How Did these Warriors Continue to Fight when Shot?

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  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 4 роки тому +5824

    US Marines: Shot all 6 rounds, "Why won't they go down?!"
    Tribesman: "You should've gone for the head!"

  • @JettHansley
    @JettHansley 4 роки тому +16195

    Philippines: *suicide attacks*
    Japan: “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @KeysAndDoorss
      @KeysAndDoorss 4 роки тому +468

      Bruh

    • @Broadcast13-9
      @Broadcast13-9 4 роки тому +287

      Pretty much

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 4 роки тому +417

      I cant believe my fellow countrymen would do that suicidal attack against the americans fearlessly...

    • @lolbit1232
      @lolbit1232 4 роки тому +199

      @cj martinez yeah though it wasn’t fearlessness it was the drugs... Plus is it truly worth losing your life over something like that

    • @altarik
      @altarik 4 роки тому +74

      cj martinez kaya nga ang mga rebeldeng muslim sa mindanao sinasabi nila hindi sila umatras or tumakas sa gera samantalang ang mga kristyano daw eh sumuko o umatras.

  • @pamirose8612
    @pamirose8612 4 роки тому +1432

    As further clarification, the strips of cloth in their limbs and abdomen are pre-staged tourniquets and bandages that the juramentados would tighten if wounded in the middle of combat.

    • @John77Doe
      @John77Doe 4 роки тому +70

      Pami Rose That makes more sense because otherwise it would restrict their movement. 😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @yamatoizumii4614
      @yamatoizumii4614 4 роки тому +5

      Huh good to know

    • @John77Doe
      @John77Doe 4 роки тому +42

      @@yamatoizumii4614 Yes, it is much more plausible than wrapping the cloth strips tight at the start. I knew about the US Army adopting the 45 semi automatic side arm because of the Moro beserkers before there was an internet. They are legendary fighters. This is why Marawi was so hard to retake. Hapilon and Omar Maute survived almost to the end of the Marawi siege because their Moro bodyguard "took the oath." 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @TaintedMojo
      @TaintedMojo 4 роки тому +3

      Interesting bit of trivia

    • @ANYA.RIZALI
      @ANYA.RIZALI 4 роки тому +1

      How cute.

  • @TheKnowledgeMan101
    @TheKnowledgeMan101 2 роки тому +989

    Sad Fact:
    The Philippine-American war is one of the forgotten wars in the US, but is actually crucial to US history, because this was the war that convinced the United States to no longer engage in Imperialism and end the Manifest Destiny claim that America is destined to expand. After learning about the horrible atrocities committed by Americans against Filipinos like putting Filipinos into concentration camps, burning villages, massacres. And in the result up to 100,000-1,000,000 Filipinos have died. And it resulted in America becoming very Anti-Imperialist with authors like Mark Twain condemning American imperialism and American atrocities.

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 2 роки тому +74

      Sad but true also the Chinese warlord era is almost forgotten

    • @hu3bman
      @hu3bman 2 роки тому +37

      They'd continue to have a "mini-Manifest Destiny" though in the form of "liberation" in conflicts like Peking, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Korea, & even today with Afghanistan

    • @kaedyngraham1860
      @kaedyngraham1860 2 роки тому +96

      @@hu3bman that's.....not even manifest destiny.......

    • @bingbong7238
      @bingbong7238 2 роки тому +20

      @@hu3bman How is bombing a city and the boxer rebellion manifest destiny the definition of it is “The belief that US expansion into American continents was justified and inventible” and unlike the states they let them go after

    • @SuperPershing-pl1xt
      @SuperPershing-pl1xt 2 роки тому +12

      @@hu3bman North Korea invaded the South so that

  • @tagalaseimonlorenzom.11hum79
    @tagalaseimonlorenzom.11hum79 4 роки тому +3725

    Spain: Did you do it?
    America: Yes.
    Spain: What did it cost?
    America: $20 million.

    • @makeromaniagreatagain9697
      @makeromaniagreatagain9697 4 роки тому +57

      Did you adjust that for inflation?

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 4 роки тому +204

      If you adjust to inflation, $20mil in 1899 is around $540mil

    • @makeromaniagreatagain9697
      @makeromaniagreatagain9697 4 роки тому +15

      @@antrax607 thank you.

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 4 роки тому +4

      @@makeromaniagreatagain9697 you're welcome

    • @711jastin
      @711jastin 4 роки тому +78

      @@antrax607 still cheap tho, i bet a single operation in the middle east can burn that money in a day.

  • @takebacktheholyland9306
    @takebacktheholyland9306 4 роки тому +1702

    Americans: Well guns are so Meta right now in the Colonial battlefield
    Filipinos:Aight Time to Buff the defense stat then

  • @joshcc4681
    @joshcc4681 4 роки тому +985

    Me: Screams in agony when i stub my toe
    My Filipino ancentors: shame

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 4 роки тому +50

      To be fair, these warriors pumped themselves full of drugs. So you could call them out on that.

    • @joshcc4681
      @joshcc4681 4 роки тому +26

      @@Briselance Hmmmm...i guess u have a point

    • @BluishDagger
      @BluishDagger 4 роки тому +6

      @@Briselance what kind of drugs? I say bullshit! You're on drugs

    • @l0remipsum991
      @l0remipsum991 4 роки тому

      @bojo perez Probably opioids

    • @sulaimancorteza9994
      @sulaimancorteza9994 4 роки тому +5

      @@Briselance yeah kinda made up a story though. The philippines does not have any time of knowledge in terms of medicine before specially the moro people.

  • @AnticommieAndFascist
    @AnticommieAndFascist 3 роки тому +2356

    Japan:*became a grass*
    Vietnam:*became a tree*
    Philippines:*became a mountain with health potion*

    • @madlyplayzz2341
      @madlyplayzz2341 3 роки тому +110

      we invented potions of regeneration

    • @unfunnydude7706
      @unfunnydude7706 3 роки тому +27

      We do

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 роки тому +24

      Became grass*

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому +67

      @Random dude from the Southeast The Moro warriors literally facetanked entire cylinders worth of bullets.
      If it wasn't for them, the combat shotgun and the M1911 wouldn't exist

    • @sawyerbuss637
      @sawyerbuss637 3 роки тому +15

      @Random dude from the Southeast not sure if you're playing dumb but i'm just gonna explain it to you in the dumbest way. In many games there are potions called health potions, when drank, these potions give health to the consumer allowing them to fight more. The joke is that the Moro warriors were drinking health potions since they were not dying or falling down after getting shot multiple times.

  • @johnericberlin4640
    @johnericberlin4640 4 роки тому +5239

    Philippines: Thanks for freeing us from Spain!
    America: I wouldn't say free, more like UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!

    • @Nobelk12
      @Nobelk12 4 роки тому +29

      Heh

    • @keen8549
      @keen8549 4 роки тому +61

      Hello, I'm from Mindanao, my dude.

    • @flipmanlet8982
      @flipmanlet8982 4 роки тому +183

      Japan: *You're my property now*

    • @zsewqthewolf1194
      @zsewqthewolf1194 4 роки тому +110

      @@flipmanlet8982 nuke two cities "you were saying?"

    • @flipmanlet8982
      @flipmanlet8982 4 роки тому +16

      @@zsewqthewolf1194 *yes*

  • @crimson4867
    @crimson4867 4 роки тому +940

    American's: Pay to win
    Tribesman: Grinding skills

    • @vonparzival1078
      @vonparzival1078 4 роки тому +17

      Bro, this war is made by AE 😁

    • @crimson4867
      @crimson4867 4 роки тому +5

      @@vonparzival1078 Sounds about right then🤣

    • @ilovequake833
      @ilovequake833 4 роки тому +26

      @@vonparzival1078 Arts Electronic?

    • @pimiento3428
      @pimiento3428 4 роки тому +5

      murica: "grinding to get a good gun"
      peenoise: "grinding to get real "guns"

    • @Thatoneguy-gk7vo
      @Thatoneguy-gk7vo 3 роки тому +1

      @@vonparzival1078 *EA

  • @NL-gn2dl
    @NL-gn2dl 4 роки тому +957

    Sometimes being fat and slow actually gets the job done: .45 ACP

    • @electrodragon6060
      @electrodragon6060 4 роки тому +31

      Acp*

    • @huyle7867
      @huyle7867 4 роки тому +2

      Frank Tank yep more capacity

    • @omarcorral2847
      @omarcorral2847 4 роки тому +18

      @Jay Arre i have a 10mm 1911 i carry when i hike, but with good ammo 9mm is much more practical and a pretty effective cartridge against people for many reasons. 9x19 is a great cartridge

    • @Macadamia923
      @Macadamia923 4 роки тому +2

      Frank Tank
      Bigger hole has a psychological effect

    • @JnSobre
      @JnSobre 4 роки тому +5

      Actually the .45 acp is faster than the .38 lc

  • @rieriesungob
    @rieriesungob 3 роки тому +672

    My father is a Moro from Jolo, Sulo my ancestors fought until their last breath and never surrender to the Americans, while the men fight the Americans their families seek shelter to the forest it's really sad that there's only a few people that know about this event.

    • @Gio-xy3vx
      @Gio-xy3vx 3 роки тому +18

      It's very sad in general fighting is terrible.

    • @mynamenameless6265
      @mynamenameless6265 3 роки тому +10

      Hence You are Tausug at all.

    • @rieriesungob
      @rieriesungob 3 роки тому +34

      @@mynamenameless6265 My father is a Tausug while my mother is a Singaporean. But we live overseas, so I can't really speak Tausug at all, I can only understand Tagalog but I can't have a proper conversation with it.

    • @zeros-gy7bl
      @zeros-gy7bl 3 роки тому +12

      Thank you to your Father. We will not forget his sacrifice.

    • @calisthenicdude2901
      @calisthenicdude2901 3 роки тому +7

      thank you for your fathers sacrifice for us filipinos

  • @someguywithadog3239
    @someguywithadog3239 4 роки тому +1674

    USA: Use shotgun in WW1
    Filipino tribes: hey ive seen this one

    • @rowennjohnmartinez5108
      @rowennjohnmartinez5108 4 роки тому +23

      Trench guns used here aren't from ww1 this happened before ww1. Weapons here, like the trench gun, were used till ww1

    • @voggers8901
      @voggers8901 4 роки тому +34

      Rowenn John Martinez I... think that’s what he means...

    • @davidmarquardt2445
      @davidmarquardt2445 4 роки тому +28

      It was because of the Philippines that they reintroduced the trench shotgun in WW 1. At close range a shotgun loaded with buckshot is an excellent self defense weapon. In fact many of the WW 1 trench guns were put back in storage and later were used in WW 2 by the Marines in the Pacific Theater. The one problem was that the hulls were made of paper, and thus were not waterproof, this was solved by going to more expensive all brass shells. In Vietnam what was left of the WW 2 guns were pulled out of storage again, along with Ithaca M-37's along with Winchester M-12's and some Remington M-870's. Also in the early 1960's ammo makers had started to go to plastic shells like we have today, which were far cheaper than the brass shells, but were stil water resistant like brass. Also the Army offered either the old 00 9pellet buck round and for the first time the smaller No# 4 buck round. Source "Bruce Canfield's Complete guide to US military Combat Shotguns" 2007.

    • @ee12321
      @ee12321 4 роки тому +3

      Rowenn John Martinez thats what he was saying.....

    • @slixkbaxk4316
      @slixkbaxk4316 4 роки тому +2

      @@ee12321 I think he's given us a better understanding of it...

  • @hoppinggnomethe4154
    @hoppinggnomethe4154 3 роки тому +1389

    "Why do you need over 10 rounds for a handgun?"
    "This."

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 3 роки тому +34

      Well, the 1911 was a 7 shot.

    • @bambibooza4921
      @bambibooza4921 3 роки тому +95

      @@beowulf9878 I think they're referring to the US media criticizing the police for magdumping seemingly excessive amounts of bullets into threats, the reason being some people, as they say, are just built different.

    • @Morrigi192
      @Morrigi192 3 роки тому +57

      @@bambibooza4921 And unbelievably high on drugs.

    • @wizard_of_poz4413
      @wizard_of_poz4413 3 роки тому +3

      Until that colt jams

    • @philmybutup4759
      @philmybutup4759 3 роки тому +3

      @محمد عبداللہ الہندی so the Philippines is Islam?

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 4 роки тому +2362

    Absolute hard core warriors. Yet another thing never taught in school here in America. The war in the Philippines is barely mentioned, yet it's such a huge historic event.

    • @stealtho
      @stealtho 4 роки тому +203

      the sad reality, often when philippines gets recognized in history books it just usually says “the american purchased the philippines from spain” and not mentioning ANYTHINH about the war whatsoever

    • @apolakigamingandmore6376
      @apolakigamingandmore6376 4 роки тому +145

      @@stealtho Because History was written only by the Victors, which is the United States...

    • @merlemorrison1346
      @merlemorrison1346 4 роки тому +65

      yeah, and they always skip the part about burying them in pig guts - and letting the few survivors go to spread the word......

    • @womble3383
      @womble3383 4 роки тому +34

      @@apolakigamingandmore6376 bruh which one did you thing is more important ww2 or some insignificant Filipino rebel

    • @womble3383
      @womble3383 4 роки тому +10

      @@merlemorrison1346 absolute lies

  • @b_h-bombgaming6721
    @b_h-bombgaming6721 3 роки тому +769

    American soldier: *shoots all 6 rounds*
    Filipino warrior: D E T E R M I N A T I O N

    • @casda5226
      @casda5226 3 роки тому +41

      Knowing one day you will die in the battle to come, You are filled with determination.
      SAVE LOAD CONTINUE

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 3 роки тому +16

      @@casda5226 *hits continue*

    • @kamusta3446
      @kamusta3446 3 роки тому +16

      *uses Toriel de Carabao's ube pie*

    • @casda5226
      @casda5226 3 роки тому +2

      @Carl Gille yep

    • @Type90-IIM
      @Type90-IIM 3 роки тому +5

      @@kamusta3446 Lmao.

  • @ZiggySmalls216
    @ZiggySmalls216 4 роки тому +1513

    Me: falls on the ground and crys out of pain.
    My filipino ancestors: *SHAME*

  • @Me2Lancer
    @Me2Lancer 4 роки тому +1634

    When I trained in the military with the 1911 45 acp, this story was the explanation given us for why the 1911 entered service.

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 4 роки тому +76

      Way back in those days, ammunition wasn't nearly as high grade as today, the .45 would have been one of the biggest autoloaders on the planet at the time. After ammunition got better we started seeing a lot better velocity out of 9mm and it closed the gap a bit in their real world effectiveness when compared to each other. Which is why the military went back to 9mm.

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 4 роки тому +20

      @@MitchJohnson0110 It also help reinforce with the tooling and machining we have nowadays, the standard military service 9m round can but "altered" for even better performance

    • @videomaniac108
      @videomaniac108 4 роки тому +29

      When I was in the Army in 1969/70 I carried an M 1911 pistol as a backup for my M-16, which jammed often. A few years ago I bought a custom-made Ed Brown 5" M1911 clone that was built to high tolerances with high-grade tool steel. It is a pleasure to shoot that pistol at the range, even with the +p 230 gr ball ammo that I use.

    • @boop9494
      @boop9494 4 роки тому +2

      Gago revolver pa gamit nila anong kinalaman nun sa 1911

    • @vspirit23
      @vspirit23 4 роки тому +11

      @@boop9494 Dumbass Filipino replying to an American in Tagalog; o sure, he'll understand *sarcarsm

  • @robinm1299
    @robinm1299 4 роки тому +4508

    Filipino: *charges at high speed*
    Americans: I am gonna do something that the Germans call a war crime

    • @YingHobbies
      @YingHobbies 4 роки тому +354

      Nerf trench shotgun pls

    • @paulho861
      @paulho861 4 роки тому +16

      Nahh

    • @Ddnmddnn
      @Ddnmddnn 4 роки тому +77

      Start spaming shotgun round

    • @newriechren2343
      @newriechren2343 4 роки тому +60

      **PUMPS AN SHOTGUN THAT MUSTVE BEEN BRIGHT**

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 4 роки тому +41

      If they didn't charge it would be a war crime, but charging a guy with a sword gives the guy the right to shoot you.

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 3 роки тому +172

    When Japan invaded Philippines, in Mindanao, several Jurementados/Moro tribesmen again *suicide attack* at Japanese infantries to defend their land, Japanese officers said that they attack *once every other day*

    • @WeavesDehehe
      @WeavesDehehe 3 роки тому +52

      Our boys litearlly uno reverse card the Japanese with their own charge lol

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 роки тому +19

      They got a taste of their own medicine.

    • @mi.Mik.
      @mi.Mik. 2 роки тому +21

      wait till you hear about how the Ifugaos used Japanese soldiers’ skulls as trophies 😂😂

    • @wasabi5338
      @wasabi5338 Рік тому +11

      They even left the Moros alone lmao, The Moros barely have any guns and outsliced the short swords and bayonets of the japanese lmao.

    • @jhasimmacalimpao1036
      @jhasimmacalimpao1036 Рік тому +4

      @@WeavesDehehe Thank you for that! I am a Moro myself. And yeah, you're right.

  • @jadrianmc3420
    @jadrianmc3420 4 роки тому +764

    Philippines: Thanks for saving our property.
    America: *HIPPITY HOPPITY*
    Philippines: ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 роки тому +7

      If the US had given them their liberty right away and then they would've fallen into civil war and it would be all the US's fault. People just like to blame the US for everything. We can't win

    • @lexcortez5812
      @lexcortez5812 4 роки тому +1

      @Hoàng Nguyên no we just prefer to be dead than red

    • @pinoyboitsukiblm2597
      @pinoyboitsukiblm2597 4 роки тому

      We are sick of those days.

    • @EbonyPhoenix
      @EbonyPhoenix 4 роки тому +7

      @@chaosXP3RT Like if the US just let Vietnam do its own business there would've been a civil war.... oh wait.
      The thing about what ifs is that they don't excuse what happened if it still basiclly happened. There may not have been a civil war if the US gave them freedom, but what we got 250,000-1,000,000 dead people.

    • @lexcortez5812
      @lexcortez5812 4 роки тому

      @Hoàng Nguyên we r with the blue and where u r from is a red

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +480

    *This is what happens*
    if you put all your Stat points in Vitality

    • @arnelova986
      @arnelova986 4 роки тому +12

      I think they also added a couple on Attack.

    • @TheRangaTanGaming
      @TheRangaTanGaming 4 роки тому +5

      VIT, LCK and ATT

    • @blackkat8333
      @blackkat8333 4 роки тому

      ARE u talking bout bofuri?if yes...lmao

    • @smol1211
      @smol1211 4 роки тому +3

      They also had tight cloth armor and drugs aka damage resist buffs

    • @chimergo6501
      @chimergo6501 4 роки тому

      Maple approved this

  • @AtlanteanTrapStar
    @AtlanteanTrapStar 4 роки тому +805

    Filipino: *gets shot get multiple times and running through barb wires*
    Also Filipino: Tis but a scratch

    • @blackcrow288
      @blackcrow288 4 роки тому +18

      Just a fleshwound

    • @AtlanteanTrapStar
      @AtlanteanTrapStar 4 роки тому +12

      blackcrow 28 Nothing serious

    • @andrew.lanc3r
      @andrew.lanc3r 4 роки тому +10

      Moro: "I ain't get time to bleed! Paradise awaits me!"

    • @genejeffries2888
      @genejeffries2888 4 роки тому +6

      It was a .38. Let's be real here, they are known to be stopped by goose down jackets and to ricochet off glass and bounce off of skulls or stopped by ribs. Fat people have been shot by them and they could not reach vital organs. We're not talking real powerful calibers here.

    • @AtlanteanTrapStar
      @AtlanteanTrapStar 4 роки тому

      Gene Jeffries Yeah but dont bullets hurt?
      Sure it might not have strong but you would feel lots of pain

  • @basicallyafilipino
    @basicallyafilipino 3 роки тому +912

    The Virgin Phillipine-American War vs the Chad Moro Rebellion

    • @artyanes8573
      @artyanes8573 3 роки тому +27

      @Fixy Lieberus maybe I would have let both Luna & Bonifacio lived and have Aguinaldo jailed for incompetence & treason.

    • @lvl50hogrider5
      @lvl50hogrider5 3 роки тому +7

      @Fixy Lieberus nonsense patawa ka lang, past is past. Talo ang pilipinas wala kanang magagawa. Yang comment mo no sense.

    • @liefdekovenpierceabad1821
      @liefdekovenpierceabad1821 3 роки тому +7

      @Fixy Lieberus it is because of aguinaldo are greedy of power .

    • @justinjameswilson5959
      @justinjameswilson5959 3 роки тому +36

      @Fixy LieberusNot just that. The Filipino forces outnumbered Americans. Not to mention that they knew the land better than the Americans.
      They lost because they fought among themselves instead of fighting together.
      It didn't matter that the Americans had superior technology. I mean just look at Vietnam War. The North Vietnamese weren't as well equipped as the GI's and yet they won.
      If Filipinos prolonged the war, inflicted more casualties and make Americans waste more resources in the war, Washington DC would have backed out of the Philippines.

    • @goose4186
      @goose4186 3 роки тому +1

      …so the Virgins were superior? They won…

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 4 роки тому +584

    Everyone: 1 shot 1 kill
    Pretty much everyone in Mindanao: R U Sure?

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 4 роки тому +14

      @Jay Arre
      Murphy: Are you positive?
      That russian soldier: Probably not. I got nailed with an AK in the forehead, the bullet didn't penetrate.
      Helmeted enemies: You guys get shot in the head?

    • @KalyeStreet10
      @KalyeStreet10 4 роки тому +1

      *west mindanao.

    • @mathewphilipbangeles3168
      @mathewphilipbangeles3168 4 роки тому

      @Justinian the Great HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jacintoi.finojr5973
      @jacintoi.finojr5973 4 роки тому +1

      Dude im from mindanao. (Marawi.)
      But we became christians on Japan :/

    • @mheannethony
      @mheannethony 4 роки тому +1

      Oo

  • @mrdriver2988
    @mrdriver2988 4 роки тому +1380

    Crys when I stub my toe.
    My Filipino Ancestors: *PATHETIC*

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 4 роки тому +42

      Robjohn Aducal
      Your Filipino ancestors: Smoke this!

    • @dhammupandit3582
      @dhammupandit3582 4 роки тому +18

      If you are not Muslim you are not really there descendant. You are just a Catholic whose ancestors supported the US and Spain

    • @ValoTheBrute
      @ValoTheBrute 4 роки тому +33

      @@dhammupandit3582 no true Scotsman

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +34

      @Mr. Pretty Penis didn't the philippines become buddhist and hinduist one time

    • @dhammupandit3582
      @dhammupandit3582 4 роки тому +3

      @Chevalierblanc wtf?

  • @ncrveteranranger2779
    @ncrveteranranger2779 4 роки тому +548

    American: empty’s out revolver into tribesman
    Tribesman: ‘tis but a scratch

  • @xuehapiaopiaobeifengxiao4306
    @xuehapiaopiaobeifengxiao4306 3 роки тому +435

    500 humurendatos: *exists*
    The 500 Samurai who faught at the Battle of Shiroyama: THAT'S MY BROTHER

  • @ralphlawrencemananquil5927
    @ralphlawrencemananquil5927 3 роки тому +2214

    US: How are you not dead
    Me, a Filipino: *LAG*

  • @onigirinyaa6854
    @onigirinyaa6854 4 роки тому +677

    The Spaniards: *Aight amma head out*
    The Americans: *Ill just let myself in*
    The Japanese: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*

  • @seankestebernales5841
    @seankestebernales5841 4 роки тому +730

    Russia: We have Rasputin
    America: We have Hugh Glass
    Philippines: Pathetic, we have Immortal Tribes men.

    • @arieson7715
      @arieson7715 4 роки тому +23

      Americans: Let's seem them boys charge 12 gauge.

    • @ahnxf_0854
      @ahnxf_0854 4 роки тому +4

      oof XD

    • @willsk7068
      @willsk7068 4 роки тому +3

      Out of those 3, Glass was the biggest bullshitter.

    • @sandman4663
      @sandman4663 4 роки тому +2

      *we have teddy Roosevelt

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 роки тому +2

      @@arieson7715 also filipino tribes men: just send another human wave attack until enemy runa out of ammo

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 3 роки тому +685

    Jurementado: Uses drugs to enhance their effectiveness in the battlefield
    German Army: *Schreib das auf. Schreib das auf!*

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 3 роки тому +17

      :PogChamp:

    • @thedoomslayer2468
      @thedoomslayer2468 3 роки тому +23

      Write that down?

    • @pomboalcotraz2125
      @pomboalcotraz2125 3 роки тому +6

      @@thedoomslayer2468 yes~

    • @trenchy_BOI
      @trenchy_BOI 3 роки тому +19

      Americans: *all around me are familliar faces*

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 роки тому +9

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

  • @clay0952
    @clay0952 3 роки тому +1096

    never ask
    A woman: her age
    A man: his salary
    A Filipino: about what happened to him during the war

    • @erniemaemalle1244
      @erniemaemalle1244 3 роки тому +20

      Relatable

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 роки тому +16

      Ohh i know
      DRUGS

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 3 роки тому +31

      @@Skulldude-yj9kg nope, 6 shots of .38 Special and slash wounds against a bayonet

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 роки тому +16

      I dispense wisdom
      What is your wisdom
      If the japanese will use the same thing maybe their bayonet charge might be effective and possibly win the war
      That is true wisdom

    • @tompegorinno5141
      @tompegorinno5141 3 роки тому +1

      @julius villanueva yeah. Apart from being butthurt self entitled ladyboys, their weakness also lacks discipline too. Philippines deserve a whip of discipline if my fellow Filipinos love their country.

  • @noplesnono9656
    @noplesnono9656 4 роки тому +805

    Me: Killing Zombies Easily in the First Wave of COD: Zombies
    Zombies at Wave 45:

  • @Sparky-gp9vh
    @Sparky-gp9vh 3 роки тому +254

    Fun Fact: A lot of soldiers brought out old colt single action army revolvers because it was chambered in 45 long colt which is a much more powerful cartridge than the 38 long colts that they were using.

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 роки тому +346

    Contrary to what most people think, you can survive while being shot at if during stress. Your adrenaline keeps you going even if the hits are lethal

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 3 роки тому +4

      The Chapman medal of honor video shows that.

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 3 роки тому +25

      @@FuckGoogle2 I'd imagine it'd depend on the gun your being shot with like, 38, and 9mm yea I can see that. But I can't see anyone keeping up pace getting hit in the chest with a 45.

    • @arthurnolasco185
      @arthurnolasco185 3 роки тому +5

      There's many stories from world war one and world war two of soldiers continuing to fight after getting shot more than seven times in the chest. Also, if you want to see how Filipinos fight a war, then watch the videos of the Battle of Marawi, and you will see Filipino soldiers fighting even while wounded in the head, and with bandages over one eye

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 3 роки тому +2

      @@arthurnolasco185 weren't they drugged up tho?

    • @arthurnolasco185
      @arthurnolasco185 3 роки тому +10

      @@parkeralan19 nope. No drugs whatsoever, just naturally occurring adrenaline, and the will to survive

  • @AL-mx1gi
    @AL-mx1gi 4 роки тому +668

    American: Shoot at the Filipino
    Filipino: Still running
    American: Hey, that's illegal

    • @mlplarisanable
      @mlplarisanable 4 роки тому +45

      Americans: *Start using shotguns and rifles more often*
      Filipinos: Wait, that's illegal.

    • @davzviet5075
      @davzviet5075 4 роки тому +12

      Filipino: Oh sorry, *lays down dead*

    • @aschconformity7795
      @aschconformity7795 4 роки тому +9

      Americans: Shoot anyone old enough to carry a gun!
      Filipinos: Those are just kids!
      Americans: Hahahaha! Keep shooting!

    • @trixiegamez8553
      @trixiegamez8553 4 роки тому +8

      Americans: *gets shot*
      Americans: *stop and relax for a while*
      Filipino's: we don't do that in here

    • @duvantcomet7106
      @duvantcomet7106 4 роки тому +1

      @724warlord that's a fake news

  • @kennethbuenafe1028
    @kennethbuenafe1028 4 роки тому +515

    The Moro fighter are the reason on why the M1911 hand gun pistol was made.
    As quoted by V in Vendetta:
    "You will be dead before you RELOADED."

    • @randellbragg5013
      @randellbragg5013 4 роки тому +20

      Bobo. Why do people continue to believe that myth the M1911 was made not because of Moros but the need of the US military for a new more advanced sidearm

    • @derekduffner6048
      @derekduffner6048 4 роки тому +30

      They would have eventually developed a semi auto pistol ether way, but the Moro warriors are the reason why they wanted on in .45acp rather then one in one of the smaller caliber use by European militaries

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 роки тому +23

      Before that, there's also the Colt Philippine Model, where it uses .45 rounds instead of .38 and it had a comically large trigger

    • @hijiriyukari
      @hijiriyukari 4 роки тому +7

      @@WingMaster562 I see a fellow man from Forgotten Weapons. Cheers!

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 роки тому

      @@WingMaster562 Nice.

  • @nZym1
    @nZym1 4 роки тому +731

    Imagine how terrifying it must have been when you have shot enemy multiple times and he just keeps running towards you

    • @sayyiddaffam6822
      @sayyiddaffam6822 4 роки тому +40

      Infinite health cheat

    • @flash98449
      @flash98449 4 роки тому +30

      *terminator theme starts playing*

    • @heshpandemic7359
      @heshpandemic7359 4 роки тому +21

      Cod zombies be like

    • @arielreyes7485
      @arielreyes7485 4 роки тому +7

      I did this to my grandpa except he wasnt running and his eyes stayed open, he never woke up though

    • @prouddegenerates9056
      @prouddegenerates9056 4 роки тому +5

      I just wait behind cover for five seconds when I'm shot.

  • @FreeCandyGuy
    @FreeCandyGuy 3 роки тому +317

    "recreational use of drugs"
    Seems more like a ritual use of drugs. If I am not mistaken, the substances consumed by these warriors held great spiritual importance among their people. Perhaps it is inaccurate to describe their substance use as "recreational."

    • @ChrisNinjaEagle
      @ChrisNinjaEagle 3 роки тому +11

      He said "combined with recreational drugs" like marijuana or something similar, not using it like it's whiskey or something.

    • @datuhuginn5079
      @datuhuginn5079 3 роки тому +17

      Are you a Filipino? You got that right! Indigenous shamans and warriors from various groups in the Philippines utilize various substances due to religious reasons to acquire a state of fugue sometimes.

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 3 роки тому +3

      So they serve as painkillers, those charging man do not feel any pain when shot, and continues to charge towards the invaders with extreme rage? If I was the invading force, I would back off, knowing such furious warriors are not to be messed with.

    • @charlesbryantbantolio3297
      @charlesbryantbantolio3297 2 роки тому

      @@ChrisNinjaEagle it's ritual drugs. taking that drug is part of the juramentados' ritual. taking recreational drugs is considered Haram in their culture thus separating "recreational drugs" with "ritual drugs".

    • @lalame2840
      @lalame2840 Рік тому +2

      Guys that's not a drug .we called it mamah.a betternut and still use to these days .I'm a tausog from sulu.americans doesn't know that that's why they called it(drugs)my grandm mom used it until she died.

  • @natalieorlando6583
    @natalieorlando6583 4 роки тому +698

    USA: we finally got the Philippines!
    Spain:did they attack you yet?
    USA:who are you talking about?
    Spain:yikes...
    USA:wHO

    • @haowoon8213
      @haowoon8213 4 роки тому +31

      Americans: *loads up shotgun*

    • @iIK27
      @iIK27 4 роки тому +20

      Vietnam boi: **Emerges from bush**

    • @user-cq6kh5om7c
      @user-cq6kh5om7c 3 роки тому +13

      Americans with revolvers: guess I’ll die¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @TheFi3nd
      @TheFi3nd 3 роки тому +6

      Philippines:cleans weapons

    • @anthony.z7741
      @anthony.z7741 3 роки тому +1

      Reminds me of the vietnam war

  • @Sui0Generis
    @Sui0Generis 3 роки тому +535

    You know you're badass when the US government decides to spend millions of dollars to replace all their soldiers' issued sidearms with something more costly and more powerful just to make sure they kill you. Filipino Juramentados are the Viking Berserkers' counterpart of Southeast Asia.

    • @mochiisntbad6762
      @mochiisntbad6762 2 роки тому +19

      You mean whole of south east asia are just vikings

    • @nxdeflowers
      @nxdeflowers 2 роки тому +15

      to be honest, these guys are the best of the best, peace between the moro’s and Philippines

    • @alekto101
      @alekto101 2 роки тому +6

      that's actually a very creative comparison!

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 роки тому +1404

    Americans: *brings shotgun*
    Pinoys: "Maybe someone will share the same pain as us"
    Germans: *coughs in the distance*

  • @Zpixiewanwan1249
    @Zpixiewanwan1249 3 роки тому +84

    R.I.P for the dead who fought
    and died for our motherland.

  • @Jose-kb2yy
    @Jose-kb2yy 4 роки тому +1049

    They never taught me about this in school...

    • @jrapcdaikari
      @jrapcdaikari 4 роки тому +205

      That's cause the education system of both America and the Philippines try to show Americans as good guys

    • @wesleyp989
      @wesleyp989 4 роки тому +63

      Jose to busy teaching you about mental maths “cause you won’t have a calculator in your pocket every day” boyinaband

    • @epg96
      @epg96 4 роки тому +105

      They won't. USA is always the good guys according from schools

    • @makeromaniagreatagain9697
      @makeromaniagreatagain9697 4 роки тому +57

      There are *A LOT* of things they don't teach you in school. Primarily because time is limited and the school has to choose which subjects are the most important. Some fenzy soldiers charging at the enemy that didn't achieve much apart from creating fear and didn't alter the results of the war aren't very important.

    • @Jose-kb2yy
      @Jose-kb2yy 4 роки тому

      And they always have to but in with the other countries and cause civil wars

  • @lamarmottequimetlechocolat848
    @lamarmottequimetlechocolat848 4 роки тому +254

    2:29 he is so powerful that his bandana changed color

    • @euliey
      @euliey 4 роки тому +6

      *Changed ( Btw i looked at it and im dying right now lmao )

    • @Valans03
      @Valans03 4 роки тому +3

      Super Philippino 2

    • @stefannotchev7209
      @stefannotchev7209 4 роки тому +3

      It’s because the Philippinos finished upgrading their troops in clash of clans during their war attack

    • @manjensen1710
      @manjensen1710 4 роки тому +4

      Wololo

    • @padmosss.voidstellar2525
      @padmosss.voidstellar2525 4 роки тому +3

      He ranked up in the middle of battle

  • @maycontainnuts3127
    @maycontainnuts3127 4 роки тому +178

    When you're so high you become immortal

    • @teodorogerald
      @teodorogerald 4 роки тому +6

      Biotic Cactus
      Rifles & Shotguns: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 4 роки тому +1

      Nazis and Japanese did that during WWII as well.

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 4 роки тому

      420 Jesus, Gimme Strength!!!!

  • @Luffy3713
    @Luffy3713 3 роки тому +30

    In the south of Philippines they had the Moro, in the North they have the Mountain People. Simple History should make a video about them too.

  • @akillerpacman1709
    @akillerpacman1709 4 роки тому +304

    Short answer: Drugs.
    Long answer: *D R UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGs*

    • @astonmartinvanquish4930
      @astonmartinvanquish4930 4 роки тому +15

      tourniquets
      tourniquteeeeeeeeeeeeeees, blood loss has sinister consequences

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 роки тому +1

      Miguel Sarmiento *obvious consequences

    • @lemonsqweezy9532
      @lemonsqweezy9532 4 роки тому

      @@astonmartinvanquish4930 you've never seen a person on drugs die my friend. Its impressive what they can take before finally giving up.

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 4 роки тому +1

      @GamingMaster _04
      yeah the mad president made that clear

  • @danishmirza3169
    @danishmirza3169 4 роки тому +1191

    Filipino: suicide attack
    japan: *INTERESTING*

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 4 роки тому +4

      hahaha, i thought the very same

    • @botyaltotertutal468
      @botyaltotertutal468 4 роки тому +13

      Fucking original, congrats you should get a medal for most original comment on youtube.

    • @dahlizz99
      @dahlizz99 4 роки тому +16

      @@botyaltotertutal468 well how has your day been?

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 4 роки тому +3

      You know they did face each other in ww2

    • @iceewaveee
      @iceewaveee 4 роки тому

      More interesting than kamikaze

  • @-Minuano-
    @-Minuano- 4 роки тому +270

    3:55 Philippine island of Jolo, Sulu.
    "Island of yolo," that makes sense lol.

    • @vincentmalab3289
      @vincentmalab3289 4 роки тому +14

      It is read Ho-lo(Jolo). I like this comment, it really relates on this fighters.

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 4 роки тому +11

      Damn, they yolo earlier than us gamers
      I OBJECT THEIR TIMELINE

    • @jayhon9076
      @jayhon9076 4 роки тому +5

      island of JOJO

    • @biglang-awagherome8427
      @biglang-awagherome8427 4 роки тому +1

      yolo solo 😂

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 4 роки тому +3

      @@jayhon9076 *3 pinoy pillar men soundtrack playing in the background*

  • @jackariabangsa603
    @jackariabangsa603 Рік тому +5

    I am from the Tausug tribe and I have a lot of stories to share that I think very informative.

  • @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
    @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 4 роки тому +374

    Philippines: Finally after 333 years. Freedom!!!
    America: *clears throat* Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @stpoon8400
    @stpoon8400 4 роки тому +1380

    who would win:
    Highly advanced and well equipped Yanks
    or
    *EPIC YAWA GANG*

    • @nathanparks5333
      @nathanparks5333 4 роки тому +28

      YAWA

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 4 роки тому +33

      Huh. So were still deemed "Yankees". Nice. :)

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 4 роки тому +34

      @@MurdochMMQCR yeah, or you want some more common calls for muricans like you?
      *j o e*

    • @omgidkwhatimdoing9626
      @omgidkwhatimdoing9626 4 роки тому +23

      the highly advanced and well equipped yanks.

    • @ineedmorecarrots6063
      @ineedmorecarrots6063 4 роки тому +20

      *DRUGGED EPIC YAWA GANG*

  • @johannsebastianbach9003
    @johannsebastianbach9003 4 роки тому +552

    Philippines: *DOES A SUICIDE RUN*
    Japanese: *this is intresting*

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 роки тому +2

      They copied us.

    • @sach4449
      @sach4449 4 роки тому

      Hello Rommel how is the africain campaign going

    • @genesisliu9937
      @genesisliu9937 4 роки тому +3

      @@osamabinladen824 yes that is 100% true! Mao Zhedong and Che Guevara actually learned Guerilla tactics from the Philippines history.
      Filipino General Antonio Luna adopted the Punji Sticks and viper pits hiding them in the trenches against the Americans in the Philippine-American War. Military Historians even said he revolutionized trench warfare in developing the three-line defense that amazed westerners (mostly seen World War I). Sadly world history does not recognize this Filipino military genius

    • @-cutekey2454
      @-cutekey2454 4 роки тому

      @Ken Penalosa why?

    • @UFOhunter4711
      @UFOhunter4711 4 роки тому

      Ken Penalosa BERSERKERS: Could you fight with a friend

  • @AnthonyStJames-yn8nr
    @AnthonyStJames-yn8nr 2 роки тому +16

    I had the opportunity to talk to Philippine Marines who fought in Mindanao, the stories still are similar to what the Americans had to go through, the insurgents would charge if they run out of ammo and started hacking once they got close. The soldiers told me that they'd concentrate fire on anyone charging before they got too close. The notion of bringing a blade to a gunfight should be reconsidered after this.

  • @BlXCK0UT
    @BlXCK0UT 4 роки тому +1959

    Plot twist, They switched to creative mode and took their weapons.

    • @_vla
      @_vla 4 роки тому +24

      After hausemaster places no creative plugin

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 4 роки тому +24

      Second plot twist: they enabled God Mode

    • @namedproductions3796
      @namedproductions3796 4 роки тому +24

      Three plot twist they were zombies

    • @williambarrett1683
      @williambarrett1683 4 роки тому +16

      @@redactedagentdataexpunged9431 They hacked real life to be gods!

    • @hsojalbpam3541
      @hsojalbpam3541 4 роки тому +14

      Fourth plot twist they had god apples so they survived

  • @gnumblinjones69
    @gnumblinjones69 4 роки тому +456

    everybody gangster till the Philippines switch from multiplayer to zombies

    • @ricefarmer4112
      @ricefarmer4112 4 роки тому +3

      Good stuff

    • @manrisamanrisame
      @manrisamanrisame 4 роки тому +13

      There was an army urban legend in japan where imperial japanese headed to a filipino village where they commit genocide just dump their bodies on a mass grave. But the very next day everyone they killed yesterday was there standing and charging at them with bolo machetes.

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 4 роки тому

      Sounds like something that is more likely to happen in Russia

    • @manrisamanrisame
      @manrisamanrisame 4 роки тому +1

      Well it can be tied up to a Philippine horror story related to their urban legend entity called the aswang

    • @RickyRandall
      @RickyRandall 4 роки тому +1

      Basically round 30 of zombies

  • @mahonriblue4122
    @mahonriblue4122 4 роки тому +3658

    Fun Fact: The Filipino American war started because an American officer randomly shot a filipino troop.

    • @tardarsauce1842
      @tardarsauce1842 4 роки тому +565

      As a Filipino: *"It's treason then"*

    • @jacobprince8985
      @jacobprince8985 4 роки тому +370

      Spain sold the Philippines to the United States for the independence of Cuba and also gave Guam and Puerto Rico to the United States. The United States also gave Spain $20 million.

    • @bluedude5875
      @bluedude5875 4 роки тому +99

      @@WeCuban the source would be our history text books suck as aralin panilpunan [a.p] and this also found on google Representatives of Spain and the United States signed a peace treaty in Paris on December 10, 1898, which established the independence of Cuba, ceded Puerto Rico and Guam to the United States, and allowed the victorious power to purchase the Philippines Islands from Spain for $20 million. think before you say.

    • @jacobprince8985
      @jacobprince8985 4 роки тому +273

      American imperialism started the war. They wanted to expand their power and influence to the Philippines.

    • @bluedude5875
      @bluedude5875 4 роки тому +68

      @@jacobprince8985 also true glad to find another history buff.

  • @Fhiro
    @Fhiro 3 роки тому +91

    Filipinos after winning the revolution: we're free
    Filipinos after having its own president: we're free again
    Filipinos in world war 2: are you serious rn

  • @n.ennest6669
    @n.ennest6669 4 роки тому +633

    This episode of Simple History was proudly sponsored by Colt m1911. All the stopping power you need in one pull.

    • @mrcriptx6267
      @mrcriptx6267 4 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 4 роки тому +22

      *coughs in body armor and or adrenaline*

    • @RonnieRawdawg
      @RonnieRawdawg 4 роки тому +7

      glock 19 > 1911. modern 9mm +p ammo does the job also more than 7 shots.

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 4 роки тому +14

      .45 ACP: because firing twice is stupid.

    • @Matevoz72
      @Matevoz72 4 роки тому +4

      Ronnie Rawdawg well yes a modern glock would be better than a weapon designed produced in 1911 but it’s still a great gun

  • @ianprendergast944
    @ianprendergast944 4 роки тому +213

    Karen: I'd like to see the manager of the Philippines.
    Spain: instantly gives Philippines to USA.

  • @cerridianempire1653
    @cerridianempire1653 4 роки тому +732

    fun fact: the term Juramentado became a term for whenever a person is going berserk

  • @sirethanthegreat4069
    @sirethanthegreat4069 3 роки тому +20

    I learned about these warriors in my Filipino Doce Pares Marital arts class.

  • @georgewright3949
    @georgewright3949 4 роки тому +136

    Real men dont need a bullet proof vest just a tight shirt and so much LSD

  • @mk_rexx
    @mk_rexx 4 роки тому +1869

    How to know if someone's a Filipino on the internet:
    1. They'll let you know
    and yep, i'm filipino

    • @eeef5261
      @eeef5261 4 роки тому +23

      Prove it

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +24

      Works for Indians aswell

    • @svenandersen
      @svenandersen 4 роки тому +15

      Much like south-eastern asian things would do, i am too... from your neighbouring country.

    • @dentocopter
      @dentocopter 4 роки тому +1

      So true😂😂😂

    • @sir_wolf6620
      @sir_wolf6620 4 роки тому +14

      Well the chants of #Pinoypride are always a dead giveaway

  • @ProjectPonce1
    @ProjectPonce1 4 роки тому +349

    4:00 They came from an island called YOLO, what else would you expect?

  • @rikifukushima9855
    @rikifukushima9855 2 роки тому +5

    American soldier:WHY WONT YOU DIE
    Tribesman:nanoclothes son

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +488

    Not gonna lie due to the fact that I am a Filipino.
    Never thought we could rival a Viking's bloodlust when dosed up with serious drugs.

    • @mr.tactics2807
      @mr.tactics2807 4 роки тому +52

      No wonder Duterte is waging a drug war.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +24

      @Lance Clemings One dose of drugs and they can feel Valhalla coming close to them.

    • @Tragicide
      @Tragicide 4 роки тому +18

      Imagine being an Amerasian who’s bloodline stems from both Viking and Filipino. 😮
      UNSTOPPABLE

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +6

      @@Tragicide Like a real-life Conan the Barbarian.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 4 роки тому +7

      Sorry to be that guy but the drug crazed berserker were a lie that the Saxons came up with in order to dehumanize the vikings and the world bought that one up.

  • @MrAverageGuy69
    @MrAverageGuy69 4 роки тому +835

    Me: *cries after getting a crush rejection*
    My filipino ancestor: *PATHETIC*

  • @petergriffin9497
    @petergriffin9497 4 роки тому +309

    "World war III starts"
    Philippines: Alright boys we're going in but with armors!!!!

    • @hoyashi-ta2336
      @hoyashi-ta2336 4 роки тому +2

      Peter Griffin while Philippines is being dependent on other ASEAN Nations against China.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому +11

      *Charge in butt naked and high in crack with 93 bullet wounds*

    • @mcpr1571
      @mcpr1571 4 роки тому

      I hate this comment

    • @echo8481
      @echo8481 4 роки тому

      Philippines: *use drugs and wear thicc armor like the Arditi's back in WW1, COME ON! SNIFF SNIFF, WEAR WEAR!!A

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 4 роки тому

      Trust me. It wasn’t body wraps that did it. It was the drugs.

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 3 роки тому +14

    The 1911 pistol is still sometimes used by Special Forces in the US because the .45 bullet is subsonic. This allows it to work effectively with a suppressor (aka silencer) as the bullet doesn't create a sonic boom, unlike the 9mm pistol rounds typically used by the US military.

  • @LambFlameman
    @LambFlameman 4 роки тому +209

    U.S Marines seeing that Philippines can’t die from a lot of bullets and barbed wire
    Japanese Empire: I must do that

    • @grizzlydan8248
      @grizzlydan8248 4 роки тому +2

      @@REEEPROGRAM Do you go around telling that to former Filipino comfort women?

    • @lucilleaudreygonzales
      @lucilleaudreygonzales 4 роки тому

      @@grizzlydan8248 currently there is only 3 or 2 comfort women left in the country

    • @lucilleaudreygonzales
      @lucilleaudreygonzales 4 роки тому

      @@grizzlydan8248 and his fun fact is true ,the country was very isolated at that time too

    • @grizzlydan8248
      @grizzlydan8248 4 роки тому +4

      @@lucilleaudreygonzales Just because so many have died doesn't erase what happened. Filipinos also helped the US fight the opposing factions in the war, and now Duterte has sold out to the communists in spite of the long alliance between our countries and China's continuous violations of Filipino sea territory. World is a mess.

    • @songcramp66
      @songcramp66 4 роки тому

      @@grizzlydan8248 Everybody's selling out to China. That's how the world works now, you bow down to the one with more money.

  • @stealthpilot2861
    @stealthpilot2861 4 роки тому +349

    Me: history is so boring
    History teacher 5:07

    • @abhilashsharma9
      @abhilashsharma9 4 роки тому +4

      Schools in the US are a battle royale

    • @iamwill1088
      @iamwill1088 4 роки тому +2

      @@abhilashsharma9 Basically the school in Phillipines is just playground. No hall and just grounds

    • @cowzilla9982
      @cowzilla9982 4 роки тому +3

      history is awesome

    • @forestfiber7034
      @forestfiber7034 4 роки тому

      PlusBLC so if the schools have halls then it would be called playhall?

    • @artyompozzitifon3649
      @artyompozzitifon3649 4 роки тому

      XD

  • @bruno8126
    @bruno8126 3 роки тому +246

    2:24 When you play a computer online game and reach level 17: Enemy gets harder to kill

    • @ninjafoxy8868
      @ninjafoxy8868 3 роки тому +2

      Its annoying when u wasted coins on funna item and cant buy
      Weapons

  • @kenshin31589
    @kenshin31589 Рік тому +30

    I'm a filipino, and it's important to me that i learned about the warriors in the Southern Philippines during the Philippine Insurrection

  • @DeFeCtAtOr
    @DeFeCtAtOr 3 роки тому +610

    US soldier loading his revolver: "teehee gonna pew pew the savages"
    Huramentado wrapping himself in toilet paper and snorting coke: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move"

  • @austinwild6723
    @austinwild6723 4 роки тому +288

    USA: Congratulations you are being rescued
    Philippines: wow thanks we really appreciat-
    USA: Please do not resist

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 роки тому +2

      Change USA to General Otis

    • @toledochristianmatthew9919
      @toledochristianmatthew9919 4 роки тому +5

      @@benn454 yeah, toby honest most of the Americans who came after the conflict were actually decent willing to help us. It was General Otis and his men who used those very brutal tactics which just stifled more rebellion even after 1904.

    • @austinwild6723
      @austinwild6723 4 роки тому +6

      @@toledochristianmatthew9919 true, figures like General Otis and Jacob H. Smith were definitely very brutal commanders, with Smith ordering the death of everyone over 10 years old in a reprisal against the population of Samar after the massacre of Company C (this order was refused thank God). But it is crazy just how oblivious the American people were or how much they would suspend their disbelief in the face of certain atrocities. There was even an account by General "Fighting Joe" Wheeler who insisted that it was the Filipinos that mutilated their own dead and burned their own villages solely to discredit the American soldiers... So yeah. Crap like this definitely (i.e. Yellow Journalism) makes me understand why the Philippines continued their insurrection against the USA until 1913 (eleven years after the war was supposedly "over").

    • @moonmapping3963
      @moonmapping3963 2 роки тому +1

      *loads pistol*

  • @jseden
    @jseden 3 роки тому +317

    I've got a Kris that my grandfather brought back from the Philippines.. it's a pretty serious blade. My mom isn't into guns and keeps it at her place

    • @chrispalmer1255
      @chrispalmer1255 3 роки тому +25

      That’s badass

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 роки тому +19

      Must be worth a ton of money if it's an authentic antique

    • @foerdie
      @foerdie 3 роки тому +19

      Hi James, a fellow southeast asian here! If a Kris is properly made it can stand straight up if you balance it. Sharing some knowledge about the Kris/Keris

    • @jseden
      @jseden 3 роки тому +14

      @@foerdie neat! I'll give that a try next time I see it. American here actually.. my grandfather was stationed over there during the war.

    • @stalker2084
      @stalker2084 2 роки тому +5

      @@boid9761 damn now that is a badass antique

  • @jackoboyle7749
    @jackoboyle7749 3 роки тому +7

    Still one of the best videos they've ever made.

  • @nicholaswang7019
    @nicholaswang7019 4 роки тому +176

    Pershing to his wife: "The fighting was the fiercest I've ever seen"
    WW1: *"Allow us to introduce ourselves"*

    • @lovehaterelationshipwithyo9919
      @lovehaterelationshipwithyo9919 4 роки тому +16

      BLAZNKID007
      WW2: “Also, allow us to introduce ourselves”
      Pershing: “Lucky, I’m retired”

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 роки тому

      Fallen Moon “Hey, they named one of those deformed gun tractors after me, that’s cool”

    • @randomperson5775
      @randomperson5775 4 роки тому +3

      Vietnam:hello there

    • @manofcultura
      @manofcultura 4 роки тому +3

      Korean War: you want hordes? I got hordes!

    • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
      @ShinigamiInuyasha777 4 роки тому

      Everyone is gangsta until the enemy has guns

  • @TheGuyThatsNotFunny
    @TheGuyThatsNotFunny 4 роки тому +442

    When you're homeless, just buy a house
    When you're poor, just have money
    When you're gonna die, *_Just live_*

  • @johnboy2349
    @johnboy2349 4 роки тому +370

    I know that there's a lot of Filipino commenters here already, but I would just like to add my thoughts. For me this basically characterizes Filipino warrior culture. Everyone's fun-loving and smiles until you somehow make one an enemy then it's no holds barred. I think this is even more true with certain ethnic groups, the Muslim ethnic groups and the Visayans like the Warays, and the people of the North like the Igorots. There's a Filipino saying that perfectly describes this, "Hindi pahuhuli ng buhay, " which translates to "will never allow oneself to be caught alive". Absolutely fascinating to study.

    • @appyl5957
      @appyl5957 3 роки тому +3

      no offense but im too lazy to read an essay

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 роки тому +15

      @@appyl5957 READ 🔫

    • @Kebbb
      @Kebbb 3 роки тому +18

      @@appyl5957 But not lazy enough to comment such a bs comment. ok.

    • @lonequeen3665
      @lonequeen3665 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kebbb Oof

    • @Runwayhead
      @Runwayhead 3 роки тому +15

      I see it as how the Americans washed out tribes who were simply defending their land. Glad to think they weren't able to colonize much of Mindanao

  • @unclesilver2486
    @unclesilver2486 3 роки тому +23

    Simple History: How did these warriors continue to fight when shot?
    me an intellectual: Drugs.... ALOT of Drugs......

  • @stefanschleps8758
    @stefanschleps8758 4 роки тому +68

    I have known of these fierce Moro warriors a very long time. Growing up my neighbor was from the Filipines. Having escaped a Japanese internment camp during the second world war. He joined a rebel group and fought the Japanese, living in te jungles for three years. He told me such stories to help me grow up. As my father died when I was young he stepped in as an ''Uncle''. Although he had undoubtedly practiced some type of Arnis or Escrima. The walls of his home displayed several traditional weapons. He never taught me those fighting skills. And never bragged about taking any mans life. His quite strength and genuine humility said it all. So this is why the Marines are nicknamed ''the Leather-Necks'', and why the 1911 45 .acp was developed. Thanks SH for doing this story. It's all true.
    Peace.

    • @dentocopter
      @dentocopter 4 роки тому +5

      The Philippines would be proud of your uncle

    • @lukeedwardb.castillo1332
      @lukeedwardb.castillo1332 2 роки тому +1

      You're right even the SPanish can't conquer Mindanao because of the Moro

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
    @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 4 роки тому +480

    Tribesman: *dies*
    Also tribesman: “Lol I’ll just respawn.”

  • @kylamonares2542
    @kylamonares2542 4 роки тому +663

    America:*fires *
    Philippines:*doesn't stop attacking *
    America:how are you not dead
    Philippines:friendly fire will not be tolerated

  • @montacerrrchabani6936
    @montacerrrchabani6936 2 роки тому +10

    Rest in peace my beloved and heroic ancestors "juramentados" you have faced the enemy with no fear and planted fear in their hearts and for that may Allah bless you with paradise

  • @YapYapCrackShack
    @YapYapCrackShack 4 роки тому +312

    How virgins go to battle: bulletproof vests and an M4
    How chads go to battle: snorts line of coke and wears a tight shirt

    • @manifest3848
      @manifest3848 4 роки тому +1

      Is there real m4 irl

    • @YapYapCrackShack
      @YapYapCrackShack 4 роки тому +1

      @@manifest3848 yes its manufactured by colt

    • @manifest3848
      @manifest3848 4 роки тому +1

      @@YapYapCrackShack ok new info

    • @dampsomsatan
      @dampsomsatan 4 роки тому +1

      how chads in the north go to battle : lick a mushroom and get naked

    • @mrs.chandler9384
      @mrs.chandler9384 4 роки тому

      Grunt is obviously a virgin weeaboo

  • @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
    @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 3 роки тому +2421

    Americans: “We hate Empires!”
    The US Army:

    • @tompegorinno5141
      @tompegorinno5141 3 роки тому +64

      Juramentados: Allow us to introduce ourselves!

    • @individualthoughts4427
      @individualthoughts4427 3 роки тому +53

      I think it's not the army, they only follow the protocols from the higher ranks

    • @individualthoughts4427
      @individualthoughts4427 3 роки тому +18

      @Fleeble Peeble Yep. They only follow orders.

    • @rickastley5675
      @rickastley5675 3 роки тому +79

      *”We don’t want to be ruled by an empire! WE WANT TO BE THE EMPIRE >:,(“*

    • @camerongreene3357
      @camerongreene3357 3 роки тому +43

      @@individualthoughts4427 there’ve been too many people throughout history at the mercy of soldiers “just following orders.”

  • @RenMagnum4057
    @RenMagnum4057 4 роки тому +649

    Suggestion: Heneral Luna. The General that was murdered by the president

    • @noahboat580
      @noahboat580 4 роки тому +22

      That sounds something Simple History would post

    • @1Halaka41
      @1Halaka41 4 роки тому +31

      Reason why we lost the war, if we listened to Luna the it would've been like Vietnam to the US

    • @sykeraid4944
      @sykeraid4944 4 роки тому +40

      @Bill Myers
      Heneral Luna was not killed in battle, he was actually MURDERED by his own country due to political in-fighting.

    • @Miguel92398
      @Miguel92398 4 роки тому +22

      @Bill Myers like the other guy said, he was murdered by his own country for political reasons.
      His murder was very brutal according to historians. He got shot several times(two or three shot in the head), stabbed by the sword, and brutally beat him to death.

    • @michaelangelosimon5655
      @michaelangelosimon5655 4 роки тому +13

      @Bill Myers
      Sir, maybe before you give comments, you must take a look at the background of the topic suggested. Just a friendly reminder.

  • @hermanticsfegelein9105
    @hermanticsfegelein9105 2 роки тому +10

    As a Philippine i can confirm this is real and would do anything to have redemption

  • @Ervin2v
    @Ervin2v 4 роки тому +516

    .38 revolver: *exists*
    Filipino: "I'm about to end this whole gun's career"
    1897 Trench Gun & Springfield Krag Rifle: "Let us introduce ourselves"

    • @owenpratamas.6885
      @owenpratamas.6885 4 роки тому +22

      The filipino actually ended the gun's whole career, the Americans replaced it with the 1911

    • @Ervin2v
      @Ervin2v 4 роки тому +13

      @@owenpratamas.6885 Yess. And for a good cause. Imagine a world without the 1911.

    • @colonelstriker2519
      @colonelstriker2519 4 роки тому +1

      Owen Pratama technically the truth
      Back to topic: they pulled an uno reverse card

    • @maticstudios
      @maticstudios 4 роки тому

      choidrew18 sungjae18
      Germany eventually had to give up with its pointless argument as the shotgun had been used in many other wars.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 роки тому +1

      Owen Pratama And to this day, us Filipinos love John Browning’s design as much as the Americans themselves.

  • @dawsonindustries
    @dawsonindustries 4 роки тому +232

    Pushing through barbed wire while getting riddled by bullets
    Philippineo: "tis but a scratch"

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 4 роки тому +631

    *Filipino Warrior has been kicked from the server for: Godmode*

    • @mrsgraceestores
      @mrsgraceestores 4 роки тому +26

      nah he drank alot of stackable resistance medicine

    • @electricthefilmman6461
      @electricthefilmman6461 4 роки тому +16

      You can't defeat Filipinos without a gatlinggun

    • @samibryan5119
      @samibryan5119 3 роки тому +9

      The power of drugs

    • @W.W.W_TEAM
      @W.W.W_TEAM 3 роки тому

      Hi semua

    • @thirstydogs810
      @thirstydogs810 3 роки тому +7

      *Dumps five or six rounds into a Filipino warrior with no effect*
      Switches to .45 auto 9 years later, and helps the U.S win two World Wars due to higher capacity and more stopping power.

  • @Duckcore413
    @Duckcore413 2 роки тому +3

    im from the Philippines and we were never thought about this in our schools I learned about it from my grandparents

  • @noelnavallasca6012
    @noelnavallasca6012 4 роки тому +203

    Finally a Philippine related video
    THANKS SIMPLE HISTORY!!!!!

    • @cakebear9534
      @cakebear9534 4 роки тому +10

      FINALLY GIVE US THE PHILIPPINE REVOLUTION

    • @noelnavallasca6012
      @noelnavallasca6012 4 роки тому +6

      @@cakebear9534 GIVE US FREEDOM
      -PHILIPPINES

    • @kurugaligala2266
      @kurugaligala2266 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't mention the Bud Dajo massacre. Sad.

    • @noelnavallasca6012
      @noelnavallasca6012 4 роки тому +2

      @@kurugaligala2266 yeah some times reality was always forgotten

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 роки тому +1

      *Sad Desmond Doss noises*

  • @frankyoungbloodsax6000
    @frankyoungbloodsax6000 4 роки тому +205

    4:00 Their HQ was literally called YOLO

    • @user-jc2in3cp3g
      @user-jc2in3cp3g 4 роки тому +9

      Yes no wonder why they didn't back up

    • @SpicyGaming101
      @SpicyGaming101 4 роки тому +31

      Jolo. It's actually read as Hu-lu. Not Yo-lo.
      Source: I'm from the Ph

    • @ruvinluciano4369
      @ruvinluciano4369 4 роки тому +6

      @@SpicyGaming101 r/whoosh

    • @hoticeparty
      @hoticeparty 4 роки тому +22

      @@ruvinluciano4369 i think he got the joke he is just trying to explain what the word actually is, which ruins the joke but not a whoosh.

    • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
      @apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 роки тому +1

      @@SpicyGaming101 not if you're a German

  • @based_crusader83
    @based_crusader83 4 роки тому +170

    1:40 Me when I have a 1000 ping

  • @Krid-k2m
    @Krid-k2m 2 роки тому +3

    American Soldier: *fires the 6th shot*
    Jurementado: *guess I'm gonna die*