You can't afford that!

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • This is something I have been experiencing since my early school years. Just don't say anything if you CANNOT AFFORD IT!

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  • @DavidZorkboy
    @DavidZorkboy 8 років тому +87

    still iconic 5 years later

    • @dani-dd2my
      @dani-dd2my 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @DavidZorkboy
      @DavidZorkboy 8 років тому

      He is just fantastic in every way!

    • @dani-dd2my
      @dani-dd2my 8 років тому

      He really is :)

    • @DavidZorkboy
      @DavidZorkboy 8 років тому

      I'd probably wife it up hahaha Wolfsbane Funken

    • @dani-dd2my
      @dani-dd2my 8 років тому

      Hahah we all would

  • @djdb1214
    @djdb1214 9 років тому +42

    "You look like Bowser from the Mario Brothers.." LMAO

  • @nomme9816
    @nomme9816 8 років тому +37

    danny for president

  • @thefaultinourmoon
    @thefaultinourmoon 10 років тому +17

    I like your current hair best, but blonde really suited you.

  • @dixierae6063
    @dixierae6063 6 років тому +2

    You are a deep thinker even as a baby Danny. What you're saying sounds, sounds simple and basic but it's so true. People don't do that just with beauty they do that with intelligence, self-esteem and possessions. Very wise. Fortunately I figured that out when I was about your age as well. If nothing else comes from this knowledge it certainly helps make existence much more amusing.

  • @jeremiahdrew
    @jeremiahdrew 7 років тому +16

    call me delano because i adore you ❤

  • @JasTavares
    @JasTavares 14 років тому +1

    Evertime I watch, I swear, I lose like 5 lbs from laughing, SO THANKS FOR KEEPING ME THIN!! XOXO

  • @careip
    @careip 11 років тому

    ROFL Danny Noreiga has always cracked me up. I did a search cuz I hadn't heard anything about him in a few years, and found this. I can't stop watching his videos. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

  • @melisaceveda
    @melisaceveda 14 років тому

    Danny, you're actually so amazing. I love the way you way you make things so much easier to understand.

  • @stevinator13
    @stevinator13 14 років тому

    I can watch the bubble pop over and over and over again. XD I just love your expression!

  • @blair1070
    @blair1070 2 роки тому

    LMAO “You’re rude, you’re ugly, aaand.. You can’t afford that 🤷🏼‍♀️”

  • @ItsJazzMinaa
    @ItsJazzMinaa 14 років тому

    "And I'm clearly princess peach!" haha love that part :)

  • @me92mm
    @me92mm 13 років тому

    "Your mug is busted" LMFAO!!!!

  • @cRaZyBtCh423
    @cRaZyBtCh423 14 років тому

    i agree. it really bothers me when an ugly person calls someone else ugly. especially when that person clearly looks better than them. like where do you even get the nerve?? smh.

  • @k1nk131
    @k1nk131 12 років тому

    LMFAO!! "your mug is busted, you look like Bowser.....i'm clearly Princess Peach" hahahhaha

  • @lethappinessgrow
    @lethappinessgrow 14 років тому

    This is soo true!! I know a certain someone that's always talking down on people, and they aren't too attractive! I hate that!!

  • @mrsyourlastname1
    @mrsyourlastname1 13 років тому

    wow. i really apreciate that FINALLY someone gets what ive been trying to say this whole time. its like when some fat or unattractive person tries to be mean and rude and its like you cant say that, u already have ugly going against you and now u wanna be mean too? tigga please.

  • @Mediiix17
    @Mediiix17 13 років тому

    "You look like Bowser from Mario Brothers & Im clearly Princess Peach" Hahaha omg I love how he explains things.

  • @sokrowische
    @sokrowische 14 років тому

    You are a great actor - it is such a pleasure to watch your vids :-)

  • @Kuromichi08
    @Kuromichi08 12 років тому

    i almost spat my water out when you said "your mug is busted" LOLOL

  • @firefly313
    @firefly313 14 років тому

    i love you. this is very true. and its so obvious when ppl say things they cant afford that theyre intimidated by the fact that the person is more attractive than them. pathetic, really

  • @TaylorParker91692
    @TaylorParker91692 14 років тому

    "You look like Bowser from Mario brothers" hahahaha!! ;D
    I agree with what you're saying too, you're awesome!!

  • @mishabeckers
    @mishabeckers 10 років тому

    One of my fears is that one day I wont be strong enough to stand up for my friends but also stand up to my friends. Things like unnecessary comments are so ugly and no matter what the beauty value the person saying it has it just depletes their beauty value by millions. We are all human and yes we all have our moments when we do shit like that. But the difference between us and those hating bitch's is that we learn from our bull shit so preach on Danny. Muah I love you.

  • @DomoFreakster
    @DomoFreakster 13 років тому

    I love the Princess Peach part. >w< You're gorgeous, Danny, keep it up.

  • @RomanReloaded11
    @RomanReloaded11 8 років тому

    I love this video... Lol grew up watching this I swear lol. Such a throwback

  • @tvlersalinas
    @tvlersalinas 12 років тому

    This is probably my favorite videos from his collection.

  • @stefaniec0620
    @stefaniec0620 14 років тому

    "you look like Bowser from Mario Brothers." omg. lmfao. xD

  • @SilkyJhonson
    @SilkyJhonson 14 років тому

    HAHHAHAHAH "your mug is busted: !! classic!

  • @MiamiNeverIn
    @MiamiNeverIn 14 років тому

    LMAO!!! Bro you have me laughing all day everyday.. lol

  • @monster4611
    @monster4611 10 років тому

    I love this video. You are beyond amazing!!

  • @ShayneSmith71
    @ShayneSmith71 14 років тому

    Your skin is absolutely gorgeous Danny. :)

  • @Tarockitourway
    @Tarockitourway 12 років тому

    SOOOO FING HILARIOUS!!!!! Sorry but I'm going to totally say that about the beauty bank account!!!!! I grew up totally hated on, and chased home for being BI, and my hair cut, and you know even my last girlfriend hated on me for being BI, and she would say really UGLY things, and she really didn't have the right cuz she only had like 50 cents worth in her beauty bank!!!!! I am so glad I am getting more confident!!!!!

  • @xLittleWing4
    @xLittleWing4 14 років тому

    i love the Bowser line! hahaha you're hilarious.

  • @HBBarbie
    @HBBarbie 14 років тому

    the begining was so adorable!!!

  • @mrsteelyourgirl7628
    @mrsteelyourgirl7628 5 років тому

    2019 anyone still as iconic as EVER! !

  • @MzGenayy
    @MzGenayy 12 років тому

    "i"m Clearly Princess Peach"
    Lol I Love You ^.

  • @fangcandyx3
    @fangcandyx3 14 років тому

    your facial expressions in the begining are he best
    !!!

  • @kittylove5555
    @kittylove5555 14 років тому +2

    omg imma keep saying "you can't afford that!" to my friends now!

  • @cearkasun
    @cearkasun 12 років тому

    I have nooooooooooooooo idea what you're talking about but I couldn't stop laughing for some reason.

  • @EvIsFierce
    @EvIsFierce 12 років тому

    Your mug is BUSTED! classic ;D

  • @Murdnox
    @Murdnox 12 років тому

    Your philosophies are out of this world lol

  • @laurenelizabeth209
    @laurenelizabeth209 14 років тому

    thats the greatest advice ive heard this week, i will use that line on somebody f'Sho.. i love u danny

  • @soltanalosmi475
    @soltanalosmi475 9 років тому

    People always love and sometimes hate the things that they 100% sure that they cant have . 2 types of people that they say "ugh his ugly " the really beautiful people and the really ugly one . But how say it is very very low on self steam . And its really pathetic and sad

  • @yousnash
    @yousnash 14 років тому

    Ugh I love you. You're amazing.

  • @AnimeGirl0123
    @AnimeGirl0123 14 років тому

    I love that little glare he gives in thee beginingg!! XD

  • @DieWharheit
    @DieWharheit 14 років тому

    I love your money concept. It makes sense

  • @Maggielennahh
    @Maggielennahh 14 років тому

    i FAVORITE this videoooo.!!. i love you danny you speak for all of us going thru the same damn shit buh you make it seem more pri-tty : D lols

  • @MadisonReady123
    @MadisonReady123 14 років тому

    OMGG! I love you so muchh! , You're my idol! I watch your videos all the time! & ahh God i take your advice al the time & People listen it ACTULLYYY workss! TRUST MEE! EXSPECIALLY THIS ONE! Haha, Love you Danny!(; I hope i get to meet you!

  • @antibandgeek
    @antibandgeek 14 років тому

    at first i was like "what the fuck is he talking about!? huh!? beauty money?!?!?" but then i completely understood what you were talking about. lol. Nicely said.

  • @beccaxoxo2101
    @beccaxoxo2101 7 років тому

    I loooooove you Danny!!! You make my heart laugh!! Xoxoxo

  • @axtbyu
    @axtbyu 14 років тому

    " Your MUG is BUSTED, You look like BOWSER from MARIO BROTHERS ".... No he didn't! lmao....

  • @Sarttimi
    @Sarttimi 14 років тому

    yessssssssssssss, sooooooooooooooo true. i DEFINITELY know people like that,

  • @mrkeynyones
    @mrkeynyones 14 років тому

    best part was when you mentioned bowser...that's just my video gamer in me loving it though!

  • @Elly18diaz
    @Elly18diaz 12 років тому

    You make that gum look so delish !! >.

  • @maydaiye
    @maydaiye 14 років тому

    lol "your mug is busted" is it ok if i steal that and use it? hahahah

  • @TheShaniquajay
    @TheShaniquajay 14 років тому

    thats so true, and i get what your talking about with the how much it costs to say someones ugly cause when you judge it definately makes you look uglier!

  • @PLAYBOYBUNNY21
    @PLAYBOYBUNNY21 13 років тому

    OMG YOU ARE SOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!! BOTH AS A GIRL AND BOY!! WOW!!!
    KEEP IT UP DOLL!!

  • @JustEnufEyes
    @JustEnufEyes 13 років тому +1

    love this, just laughed my ass off

  • @luvbb23
    @luvbb23 14 років тому

    LOL i love youuuuu!!!! one of the funniest videos ever lol

  • @mariedelsea
    @mariedelsea 14 років тому

    LOL i once told a guy in my college class that he looked like a bum living at home with his parents and he goes.."i'm married" OMG

  • @joeyyo5
    @joeyyo5 14 років тому

    1:18 too 1:22 had me in stitches ROLF

  • @temporarythoughts
    @temporarythoughts 14 років тому

    love the smile on the end ^.^

  • @LaoSoftware
    @LaoSoftware 12 років тому

    I agree with you. I'm fugly as hell and everyone knows it. People still have the nerve to tell me about it. It pisses me off. If I had good genetics, I would've been more attractive. But no. I have ugly parents.

  • @kittykatt03
    @kittykatt03 12 років тому

    Effing adorbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Kingsley brought you to me

  • @Glambert3464
    @Glambert3464 14 років тому

    He's SO cute!!:D Awe I love him.

  • @itsjustalicia8940
    @itsjustalicia8940 13 років тому

    lmaoooo this kills me everytime I watch it

  • @lobum
    @lobum 14 років тому

    I love you. you brighten my day!

  • @MakeUpByNaya
    @MakeUpByNaya 14 років тому

    I love this! LOL
    your gorgeous!

  • @iloveyou95k
    @iloveyou95k 14 років тому

    Ohhh and i also agree with you , Love !

  • @bearpunk5049
    @bearpunk5049 3 роки тому

    2021 still iconic

  • @spacealien888
    @spacealien888 14 років тому

    love your head band :D

  • @HisSpaceCowboy
    @HisSpaceCowboy 12 років тому

    HAHAHA " You look like Bowser from Mario Bros."
    "I'm clearly Princess Peach" HAHAHA LOVE THAT PART xP xD

  • @yescandles
    @yescandles 12 років тому

    Yep. Never let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash. Or something like that.

  • @raghayasmae
    @raghayasmae 13 років тому

    u're talking right dude !! lool greetings from morocco

  • @100Meowz
    @100Meowz 14 років тому

    oh wow i love that analogy

  • @tepig735
    @tepig735 11 років тому

    I can't believe I've never seen this video before. I'm going to start saying this now.

  • @johndeets1
    @johndeets1 13 років тому

    That was actually hilarious.

  • @ZetaCancri
    @ZetaCancri Місяць тому

    Still iconic in 2014 lol

  • @eviefuentes7050
    @eviefuentes7050 10 років тому

    I will now live by this rule just like really it's actually meaningful

  • @septemberblue19
    @septemberblue19 12 років тому

    haha love this video danny!! I especially hate when people talk about other people's looks in a negative way when they aren't hot s**t themselves. I think you don't know the person why are you talking about them especially if you have no room to talk.

  • @ElizeBelieves
    @ElizeBelieves 14 років тому

    "you're rude, you're ugly, and, you can't afford that."
    haha:] i might just start saying this to some people.

  • @lilia551
    @lilia551 14 років тому

    Argh it's so annoying when people do that grr...

  • @ItsNotGoing2BeEasy
    @ItsNotGoing2BeEasy 13 років тому

    lol my bestie and I have talked about this before...now we know how to respond to it! Thanks, Danny

  • @pudgieduckie
    @pudgieduckie 14 років тому

    Ha I love listening to you talk

  • @dylandhb
    @dylandhb 14 років тому

    YOU'RE GORGEOUSSSS D:

  • @Joeyyystarduhh
    @Joeyyystarduhh 9 років тому +1

    I love this!!! And hell in the world of beauty money I'm one broke ass bitch.. But then again I know I'm not pretty but then again I don't want to be I just want to be comfortable in this skin so yea :) love ya bunches

  • @OfficialRomani
    @OfficialRomani 13 років тому

    OMG
    thats what Ive always been saying.
    like If someones way more successful than you, in anything...
    your below them, stop trying to make yourself, feel better. HAA

  • @Hairbymarcandre
    @Hairbymarcandre 14 років тому

    your eyes look amazinggggg in this video! and i dont agree with your mom when she said you wouldnt look good with blonde hair :P you look awesome!!!!!!!

  • @Avario468
    @Avario468 14 років тому

    in my mind your the only one who can afford wearing that headband :D

  • @LoversLane92
    @LoversLane92 14 років тому

    Danny I fucking love you! You speak the truth :)

  • @loczrwc
    @loczrwc 14 років тому

    good way to put that out there lol

  • @alexdani15
    @alexdani15 14 років тому

    LOVE IT ;)
    you are priceless to me !

  • @bsbfreak
    @bsbfreak 14 років тому

    I hope I have $5 worthof beauty so I can call someone ugly today :D

  • @ErickMoreno945652
    @ErickMoreno945652 14 років тому

    I'm clearly Princess Peach

  • @familyforce5fan96
    @familyforce5fan96 14 років тому

    aww love you Danny!!(aka my little ninja pickle!) lol :) great video!

  • @Thesweetonemanda6588
    @Thesweetonemanda6588 14 років тому

    Wow i love it Bowser!! haha You so are peach and you look very good in this video

  • @preciouspassionfruit
    @preciouspassionfruit 14 років тому

    i like your hair and your headband like that (:

  • @paperplanes12
    @paperplanes12 14 років тому

    EXACTLY! if people arent gonna like you for your looks, at least be nice so people'll like you for your personality.

  • @Murdnox
    @Murdnox 12 років тому

    If Danny was a girl I'd go straight for him.

  • @ryanroxofficial
    @ryanroxofficial 14 років тому

    Why would a $3 say a $5 is ugly? If they do, they need to retake their Accounting class. :P