Actually kinda close to what he said, in the Art of War he says something about trying to obtain what you want through diplomacy or subterfuge before resorting to war. Implication is war works.
Mr Marx in the backround, with his bastard children and the women he abused, refusing to bath and living on his relatives wealth while telling others to make their own wealth public property. Pretty sure he can go in the same list.
* Gets slashed by a axe murderer * "Oh excuse me good sir but i couldnt fail to notice that the axe of yours has penetrated my abdomen, could you perhaps kindly remove it so i can be on my merry way?"
I honestly hope, from the deepest parts of my soul, that Al is actually just the funny, edgy comedian we know and love, and not actually like his characters. I also hope he never gets cancelled or anything but yeah.
@@igorlopesribeiro8781 you have to work on your character because wtf is this deep hoping that Al is (actually) JUST the funny comedian? Do something useful and stop hoping for stuff like this. Who do you imagine you are? How about being grateful and not starting stuff?
I went over to my neighbor's apartment and knocked on the door to ask him to turn down his music at like 1am one night wearing a t-shirt with a picture of brass knuckles on the front and the words "I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose..." He turned it down (at least for a little while.)
A guy kicked his dog because it came up to me for a pat, kicked in right in the guts. And when I was in the police station, and he was gone off in an ambulance, the whole station of police came past to see my face, to see if I had ever come to their attention for GBH. They assumed I gave a false name, because I didn't have any ID with me. Because the guy was someone who they had had many problems from, and who had a record of assaults and burglary and crimes against women. Eventually it was sorted out, because I was at my own house, the guy screamed out death threats that my neighbors heard and one of the neighbours was an Officer of the Court, who AS I was dealing the guy out, I had repeatedly told her to ring the police. One of my fondest memories.
My take is that within short time the internet will be majorly AI bots steering everything from view counts to popular opinions. What could possibly go wrong🤷🏻♂️
There are only two reasons that one will fight, because they love something and want to protect it, or because they fear something and want to protect themselves
Violence isn't the answer...
It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Sounds like somethin the joker would say 😂
Peak Quote
Technoblade
@@nekdozahadny4846aye
Man, you're a genius! 😮
Al is slowly leaning into every man's fantasies
Ayo?
If we keep going that path, well...
Groomer in the making
Perhaps hehe
He already is
Fuck, Al is too clever. He needs to be in every algorithm.
Can't spell Algorithm without Al
@@kinu42o Well played! 🤟🎉
I keep thinking you mean AI 🤖
@@57_Year_Old_Named_Chuck Same 😂
Can't believe he got Keanu Reaves for this.
John Wick 5
Dogebellum@@fenixchief7
"Violence is an alternative, an effective alternative"
-Sun Tzu probably
Actually kinda close to what he said, in the Art of War he says something about trying to obtain what you want through diplomacy or subterfuge before resorting to war. Implication is war works.
@@Sadstone11 I see cool 🗿
This is a prequel to John Wick
He turned into John Wick for a skit. Respectable.
I cant believe he actually killed seven men just to get that picture for this sketch, the level of commitment is unreal!
Yeah such a shame he had to blur it. All that effort and we don't get to fully appreciate the fruit of his labour...
honestly he deserves the $3.50 ad revenue
The plot twist in this one caught me off guard 💀
You must be new around here
It always does
Gotta agree. I was expecting a shirt-head nagging at him.
Violence is never the answer
Hitler and Bin Laden: Yeah listen to that guy
Laughing in Stalin
* Disrespectfully disagrees in Pol Pot *
@@Donkeymaster9000mf!! 😂😂
Mr Marx in the backround, with his bastard children and the women he abused, refusing to bath and living on his relatives wealth while telling others to make their own wealth public property.
Pretty sure he can go in the same list.
Fun fact: Ghandi actually thought the Nazi's could be defeated with passive resistance.
"Violence is the birth of a new generation"
💀
nah but fr tho. think about the generation after every war in existence.
I thought Pepsi was
This sounds like a Green Day quote 👀
“Violence is never the answer, but it’s always an option”
A certain fish located in a tank
Violence is the supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.
I see you are doing your part.
FOR THE DOGOS!
Chaotic good?
Chaotic good.
Violence isn't an answer nor a question, it's a topic. The question is "how much" and the answer is "not enough"
As a wise man once said, "if violence isn't the answer, then someone is asking the wrong questions"
“Not all heroes wear capes.”
-Some guy, probably
My child, if violence isn't the answer, then you're asking the wrong question
exactly
Don't mind me... Just reading all the comments while video still repeats in the background
AL could write a movie where he is all the characters and it would still be a masterpiece.
“Violence is never the answer” implies that there is another one, and there isn’t
Violence isnt the answer because we arent answering questions. Its the question.
@@fenixchief7 the answer is yes
Violence is never the answer
It is a question
The answer ... is far more terrifying
We aren't answering questions. We're asking them.
"they framed me for that"
"they framed that for me"
I guess there's not much difference
Parents: violence is never the answer
Doom: violence is always the answer
Music teacher: violins is the answer
That crying voice was on point 😂
You know your right “violence isn’t the answer it’s the question the answer is yes” quote from a guy I met online
John. The name brings back memories of a warrior in black. One, in whose hands, even pencils were the harbingers of death
"if violence isnt the answer, youre using it wrong"
Violence is never the answer, unless the question is, "What is never the answer?".
This reminds me of a show called Mr. InBetween. Really good stuff, and it dwells on this very question.
Good shtick, Al !!
Fantastic show. It's criminal how more people don't know about it
This feels like a vine skit 😂
Imagine if violence was never the answer.
"Violence is never the answer."
Also: "Support the troops."
Answer violence the isn’t…
Question the it’s, yes the is answer and.
I heard "nah they framed me" until watchig it a second time and got the joke xD
Violence is the universal language.
Keanu Reeves?
This was the 5000th video I liked.
"Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is yes"
- Technoblade
Valid 😂
🤖 AI ❌️
🧔♀️ Al ✅️
I don’t get why people think violence is never the answer, if someone starts beating you up, should you just not resist?
* Gets slashed by a axe murderer *
"Oh excuse me good sir but i couldnt fail to notice that the axe of yours has penetrated my abdomen, could you perhaps kindly remove it so i can be on my merry way?"
You’re the man Al. You’ll never get arrested or cancelled
Unless
I honestly hope, from the deepest parts of my soul, that Al is actually just the funny, edgy comedian we know and love, and not actually like his characters.
I also hope he never gets cancelled or anything but yeah.
@@igorlopesribeiro8781it’s not deep 💀
Include me in the screenshots when it happens
@@igorlopesribeiro8781 you have to work on your character because wtf is this deep hoping that Al is (actually) JUST the funny comedian?
Do something useful and stop hoping for stuff like this. Who do you imagine you are? How about being grateful and not starting stuff?
Ha ha ha, Just remember pendulum always swings back.
Violence is not the answer. it's the question, the answer is yes
This is probably the most amount of bots with half naked women parts I’ve seen so far
Bro I've seen comments sections with SOOOOOO much more, you couldn't possibly imagine if you think this is a lot
It's always
'Use me as a wtf button'
'Can we all appreciate the amount of work this guy puts into his videos'
'Some other bullshit'
I like John. Be like John.
"Violence is never the-"
"They were betaing dogs."
"Violence it is!"
"What is never the answer?"
Violence is not the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes
I went over to my neighbor's apartment and knocked on the door to ask him to turn down his music at like 1am one night wearing a t-shirt with a picture of brass knuckles on the front and the words "I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose..." He turned it down (at least for a little while.)
I'm actually really proud of you, Alex.
"You can't just put a hole in to the surface of their heart."
John Wick Chapter 1.5
LOVE = Level of violence
*Undertale intensifies...*
Violence is never the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes
A guy kicked his dog because it came up to me for a pat, kicked in right in the guts. And when I was in the police station, and he was gone off in an ambulance, the whole station of police came past to see my face, to see if I had ever come to their attention for GBH. They assumed I gave a false name, because I didn't have any ID with me.
Because the guy was someone who they had had many problems from, and who had a record of assaults and burglary and crimes against women.
Eventually it was sorted out, because I was at my own house, the guy screamed out death threats that my neighbors heard and one of the neighbours was an Officer of the Court, who AS I was dealing the guy out, I had repeatedly told her to ring the police.
One of my fondest memories.
Oh my god, its all bots, is any of this even real? Are you real? Am I real?
Wake up
are the bot posts also bots? what am supposed to believe
My take is that within short time the internet will be majorly AI bots steering everything from view counts to popular opinions. What could possibly go wrong🤷🏻♂️
Wow, looks like the 🤖 took my previous banal comment down. In short- dead internet theory
As some one who’s replying to this in a padded room I can confirm this is all potato
Hear me out he's basically John Wick
Baba yaga
For once, i saw the twist coming 😊
Violence is the Supreme authority that ask other authorities are derived from.
the text in the short uses the spanish upside down ! thingy for the i in violence.
If violence is not the answer you’re not asking the right questions
Bro think he is Johnny Joestar 💀
Ur the only original creator i see on yt
Understandable. Have a nice day.
Violence might not the answer but definitely a possibility
I have no hate for that man xD
this is... acceptable
There are only two reasons that one will fight, because they love something and want to protect it, or because they fear something and want to protect themselves
Violence is not the answer, its the solution.
For some reason I thought you said kissing lol
People who say violence is never the answer obviously have never watched a WWII documentary.
Okay this gave me chuckle
Al is slowly becoming more relatable by the day.
If Al ever wanted to go on this side quest, consider me down.
I think he just use his dogs demise to go nuts
Be like John.
Nah man I’m with Steve on this one
Then you're weak.
In this case it’s more than acceptable
Picks Al’s pixel pict
Men get arrested, dogs get put down
It's crazy how you need to censor yourself if you don't want the platform to censor you.
Ok, this one's actually based
Classic misunderstanding
Kodak moment.
If violence aint the answer the question is wrong
Steve is cool. We all need to be like Steve
No.
Dogs mustn’t be hurt
Some say violence isn’t the answer but life is multiple choice
Bro is *HIM*
The video before this made the experience so much better ❤
YT algorithm hitting hard today 🎉😊
Violence is never the answer. Unless it's about animals. You don't touch animals
So no bacon for me
@@godversesans5152 chill, you can have my meat
I feel this skit just for us to see the golden play button
It's in like all of his other skits too
Peta approoves
W John fr
Id be convincing al is ai but hes way too funny for Curently gen ai humor
Why tf do we need to censor violence now
This guys is uncancellable
Yes I know that’s not a word