I'm from Scotland it reminds me of the time I was in the pub Scotland vs Kazakhstan we lost 3-0. 1st goal went in I laughed & got dirty looks from everyone. 2nd goal went in a few people joined me. But when it went 3-0 the full pub joined in celebration & laughed the rest of the match 😂
Straight up. I tuned in a little late and saw we were 2 down and after I saw 3rd I started laughing. When you think it can't get worse it does and tottenham have been absolute fever dream last month.
Watching goldbridge do that promo at the start has finished me, I thought it was a comedy skit for a solid 20 seconds before I realised he was actually promoting a product
haha I've always thought Goldbridge sounded like Partridge. The other day on a livestream he said he got over a breakup at the age of 6, with Knight Rider and Chewitts. Sounded so Partridge it was uncanny.
As an arsenal fan I want to apologise to Manchester United for arsenal not winning the league this season and I want to thank Tottenham' for being a national treasure and putting a smile on my face
This kind of score line reminds me of Germany 7 - 1 Brazil or Bayern 8 - 2 Barcelona. Brazil took almost 10 years to shake the ghosts of that and Barca are still trying to exorcize those ghosts in Europe. I wonder if this game marks the beginning of spurs fans march through the valley of death.
@@smoc2 Newcastle United were also blatantly robbed at Anfield, and at home against Crystal Palace. Champions League next season and an influx of top players will remedy them draws 😉
Tbf to Lloris for Mruhpys goal. I was pretty much right behind it in the stadium and he knuckleballed it. Way way more movement on it then any of the camera angles really show.
So to sum it up, all the Newcastle goals were Spurs errors and Spurs goal was a great goal 🤔 Mmm..... Is it not possible that Newcastle's high press and intricate play actually created the environment for the goals. Admittedly Spurs were totally lame 🤣
As a toon fan by the second goal my hands were red raw, by the 3rd my hands were just on my head and tge rest was just what the fuck is going on pmsl 😂😂, 🖤⚪🖤⚪
After yesterday’s performance by Spurs, Billy Smart has decided to add Spurs to his portfolio of circuses, a quote from the great man “I could not believe the level of buffoonery that was on display at St James Park and adding Spurs to my traveling circus is idea for my brand, the clowning around was perfect” Billy was concerned about the number of goals conceded and we understand that Billy is approaching the Premier League to see if he can add two elephants to play at the back to strengthen their defence.
Mark is the greatest, he should be a match commentator...Putting Spurs in to a bloody cannon and shoot them back to London..should be saved as the best remark.
1:39 1-0 Murphy
2:55 Joelinton 2-0
4:15 3-0 Murphy
5:29 Isak 4-0
6:18 5-0 Isak
8:14 Kane 5-1
9:36 6-1 Wilson
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Cheers la
Thanks for the timestamps
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@@zaki7135 thanks
Today is a good day
5:35
"Newcastle are blowing them away, they're blowing them away! They've put them in a bloody cannon, and shot them back to London!" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Cheers Jeff
Epic 😂
"That Spurs defense! More holes than a hedgehog's pillow"
😂😂😂
Almost wet myself
Cmon that was a 💩ty one
If Kane doesn't move this summer, he is his own problem at this point.
@Filthy Fellas Clips he scored !
@Filthy Fellas Clips What could he do? The game was done in 10min 😂
He should’ve never signed an extension with the club. He’s had plenty of chances to go.
@@snaggiz
The main prob is levy
His transfer to city was confirmed last year until levy scammed him
Kane loves it
chiellini's quote is still relevant till this day🤣
Comment saying “History of the Tottenham” was right above you for me 😂
😂
@@DW51380 it was right below me 😂
@@DW51380 😂😂😂😂
my dad's a spurs fan i think i might go give him a hug
👍
He's gonna need it
That's if he's still alive 😂
So why aren't you?
@@bobsquashv2742 he aint dumb thats why
Tottenham Hotspur defenders spent all day watching Upamecano and Maguire highlights 😂
Maguire has given them the same magic 🤣🤣
@@okoyechidiebele
Poor Brighton their striker Maguire is suspended 😭🤣
TBF these folks make Maguire looks like Maldini.
@@lordtea unfortunate
"it's like a sideman charity match"😂😂
Even as a spurs fan, I just laughed when the sixth goal went in, I can’t even get angry at us anymore, we really are just a laughing stock 😭
after the third goal I just started laughing
I'm from Scotland it reminds me of the time I was in the pub Scotland vs Kazakhstan we lost 3-0. 1st goal went in I laughed & got dirty looks from everyone. 2nd goal went in a few people joined me. But when it went 3-0 the full pub joined in celebration & laughed the rest of the match 😂
@@Smell_TheGlove lol sometimes it’s all you can do, if you don’t laugh you cry as they say 🤣
Straight up. I tuned in a little late and saw we were 2 down and after I saw 3rd I started laughing. When you think it can't get worse it does and tottenham have been absolute fever dream last month.
You guys are used to this. Being losers. 😂
Loris last game for Spurs
Conte was right calling out these players. They throw managers under the bus
Yep
This guy's rants and reactions are absolute gold
3:16 Love these funny comparisons he does, they get me every time 😌
More holes than a hedgehogs pillow hahhaha!
Watching goldbridge do that promo at the start has finished me, I thought it was a comedy skit for a solid 20 seconds before I realised he was actually promoting a product
Why cant we take him seriously 😂😂😂
Love listening to Goldbridge it's like Alan Partridge commentating
'Foot like a traction engine'
Crash, bang, wallop! What a goal!
haha I've always thought Goldbridge sounded like Partridge. The other day on a livestream he said he got over a breakup at the age of 6, with Knight Rider and Chewitts. Sounded so Partridge it was uncanny.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... That was a goal
@@mrshankly213 wonder how he feels about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre
pedro the prat got me in stitches, how genuine that reaction was 😆😆😆
First 20 minutes they scored at a rate where if they continued it would’ve been 23-0😂
I’m done 😂
It’s the history of the Tottenham
"this is like a sidemen charity game" 😂
Conte words make more and more sense every game
Whenever I feel stupid and down, I remember that there are people who are spurs fans
Bro 😂😂😂😂
No need to be harsh 🤣
whenever i feel stupid and down, i remember that there are idiots who support teams purely based on whether theyre doing well or not
@@upisntdownsilly I bet your motivator of life is levy
🤣🤣
As an arsenal fan I want to apologise to Manchester United for arsenal not winning the league this season and I want to thank Tottenham' for being a national treasure and putting a smile on my face
How is Totenham still at 5th😂😂😂
Winter WC year.
Combine that with awful seasons from Liverpool (somehow about to be in top 6) and Chelsea (lol) and yeah.
they want for long since liverpool have a game in hand
VAR has helped them quite a bit this season
Tottenham would have been 7th right now if Brighton wasn't robbed the last time
Harry Kane
This kind of score line reminds me of Germany 7 - 1 Brazil or Bayern 8 - 2 Barcelona. Brazil took almost 10 years to shake the ghosts of that and Barca are still trying to exorcize those ghosts in Europe. I wonder if this game marks the beginning of spurs fans march through the valley of death.
I don’t think that Brazil has recovered from that loss
Newcastle have battered spurs, then spurs always batter then the following season. These losses don't haunt spurs, its just spurs being spurs.
Spurs have gotten back well from it to be fair, they are really good under postecoglu
history of da tottenham
Newcastle United are a class act and will be challenging for the title next season
Imagine if they had won even just 5 of those 11 draws
@@ikuesanola7296 yeah they would be in the title race if it wasn’t for all those draws😅
@@smoc2 Newcastle United were also blatantly robbed at Anfield, and at home against Crystal Palace.
Champions League next season and an influx of top players will remedy them draws 😉
@@Bazooka183 can’t wait for the future 💪 (I go for newcastle 😂)
Tbf to Lloris for Mruhpys goal. I was pretty much right behind it in the stadium and he knuckleballed it. Way way more movement on it then any of the camera angles really show.
Definitely, the keeper was blindsided he didn’t have the faintest Murphy would strike from there
First, it's the first St.Totteringham's Day in seven years. And now this.
You’d think Maguire was playing for Spurs considering the score line
Maybe next season - although I've heard Celtic are interested.
Would be a match made in heaven.
Notice how it’s that Brazil shirt again😂
There’s talk loris refused to come out for the second half
As a neutral I’m disappointed the game didn’t go into double digits
The toon took their foot off the gas thinking of the everton game a few days later.
“He’s the invisible man. Sign him up for marvel”😂😂 I’m done
Fitting that he's wearing a brazil shirt when tottenham are conceding 5 goals in twenty minutes lol
Video starts at 00:38, skip to avoid undisclosed advert.
It’s the history of the Tottenham Man’s said it’s like when I was Coaching the SideMen I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7-0
@@SuperHans321 Only trophy you trash will have for years. Enjoy your drink hahah
Goldbridge knows all the idioms ever said😭
"He can't believe it's himself" 😂
Hi Mark, great commentary, you should have your own show on tv.
"he's barely broken wind" will go down as one 😆
Kane scoring and tottenham still getting battered really just sums up their last few seasons
Never watched you before but is that your actual voice or are you doing an alan partridge impression?
Tottenham really fumbled the bag hard🤣🤣
Not even Sir Alex Ferguson can save this club.
They always fumble the bag 😭😭😭
They even sacked mou before final 🤣
United lost 7-0 pal
“He’s barely broken windows” 😂😂😂 class!
Everytime mark puts on brazil t-shirt it's always 6/7-0/1 scoreline. It's just destiny 😅
Lloris' injury was repetitive strain from picking the ball out of the net so many times!
He’s barely broken wind…😂
"Lloris,check his bank account"
No,check Levy's bank account 😂😂😂
At this point Tottenham just need to sign Maguire and upcamero in the summer just to seal the deal😂
4:44 when your misses comes home
"Check his bank account!" 😂
sign him for marvel hahahah lloris is invisible hahahaha. You nailed it Mark
Every time Mark describes Joelinton with the name "Joel Linton" I laugh
What about Isaac?
Why is he talking like Alan Partridge?!
Love when Golbridge shouts in lowecase
I cant breathe..... bring me my inhaler BRING ME MY INHALER I CANT BREATHE😂😂😂
"Lorris might not even be there, he is like the invincible man, sign him up for marvel" 😂😂
Spurs need to solve their defense seriously 5-0 before 20 minutes. Actually, Maguire would be a better option for the way they play out the back
Stattick Park not Jurassic park.
MINT. Up the Toon
So to sum it up, all the Newcastle goals were Spurs errors and Spurs goal was a great goal 🤔 Mmm.....
Is it not possible that Newcastle's high press and intricate play actually created the environment for the goals. Admittedly Spurs were totally lame 🤣
Ah Tottenham, never disappoints to be disappointing.
"Holes like a hedgehogs pillow" mate, I need to say that
Love it 😅
Goldbridge is a gem 😂😂😂😂
I reckon Kane should apply the old adage : If you can't beat em join em !! 😂
Alan partridge, is that you
Let’s all laugh at the chicken club 😂😂lol
“Its like when i was managing the sidemen! (YT all stars), just shoot and it will go in!” Cal the dragon violated 🤣🤣
“they about as loose as a clowns pocket “ ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Tottenham went with the SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOMETIMES MAYBE SH*T Mentality
When he said "It's like a @sidemen charity game😅😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goldbridge is so funny 🤣
Tottenham fans just cant catch a break. Travel across the country just to know youre team has already lost it in 10 minutes.
Your commentary reminds me of Alan Partridge on The Day Today.
Manchester City fan here
Love you dude 💙❤️💙
Jacob Murphy is the most underrated shithouser in PL history
No comment on Willocks pass...
It was fantastic.
As a toon fan by the second goal my hands were red raw, by the 3rd my hands were just on my head and tge rest was just what the fuck is going on pmsl 😂😂, 🖤⚪🖤⚪
Vintage goldbridge today again
After yesterday’s performance by Spurs, Billy Smart has decided to add Spurs to his portfolio of circuses, a quote from the great man “I could not believe the level of buffoonery that was on display at St James Park and adding Spurs to my traveling circus is idea for my brand, the clowning around was perfect” Billy was concerned about the number of goals conceded and we understand that Billy is approaching the Premier League to see if he can add two elephants to play at the back to strengthen their defence.
Why do you sound like Alan Partridge in this?
We believe in the history of the Tottenham
-Chielini
"He hasn't even broke wind yet. Uh, I mean, broke sweat😶"
😂😂😂
My guy is like an impression of himself. It’s the art of commentary from pre evo 2008 mixed with Kermit the frog. Beautiful
He's barely broken wind😂😂
Off topic klipperty klopp hasn't got a clue.
Unlucky spurs was a close game could have gone either way 😉
Willock assist of the season 😍
"More holes than hedgehogs pillow "
"This is like a Sidemen charity game" hahahahaha
6:18 its about isaks scoring skills 👈 not keepers fault
"And the goalkeeper has got football pie all over his face"
Barely broke wind😂😂😂😂😂
They're putting them in the cannon 😂
Hilarious commentary !! 😂🤣😂🤣
the 7-0 this season was wayy better tho
"Gimme Some Sneak" he says
“He’s barely broken wind”. Lol.
Well-I guess it was a stinker for Spurs, eh?
Mark is the greatest, he should be a match commentator...Putting Spurs in to a bloody cannon and shoot them back to London..should be saved as the best remark.
As presented by Alan Partridge 😂
He’s barely broken wind