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  • Mark Goldbridge best bits as Newcastle beat Tottenham 6-1
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  • @Mynamic_Delon_5654
    @Mynamic_Delon_5654 Рік тому +1229

    1:39 1-0 Murphy
    2:55 Joelinton 2-0
    4:15 3-0 Murphy
    5:29 Isak 4-0
    6:18 5-0 Isak
    8:14 Kane 5-1
    9:36 6-1 Wilson
    6 likes and 1 reply lol

  • @v888aa
    @v888aa Рік тому +267

    "That Spurs defense! More holes than a hedgehog's pillow"

  • @GenesiisDavid
    @GenesiisDavid Рік тому +518

    If Kane doesn't move this summer, he is his own problem at this point.

    • @stephenbailey3309
      @stephenbailey3309 Рік тому +81

      ​​@Filthy Fellas Clips he scored !

    • @TIM22RoCk
      @TIM22RoCk Рік тому +79

      @Filthy Fellas Clips What could he do? The game was done in 10min 😂

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz Рік тому +26

      He should’ve never signed an extension with the club. He’s had plenty of chances to go.

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Рік тому +7

      @@snaggiz
      The main prob is levy
      His transfer to city was confirmed last year until levy scammed him

    • @streetsiswatching9660
      @streetsiswatching9660 Рік тому

      Kane loves it

  • @nabell2032
    @nabell2032 Рік тому +373

    chiellini's quote is still relevant till this day🤣

    • @DW51380
      @DW51380 Рік тому +32

      Comment saying “History of the Tottenham” was right above you for me 😂

    • @Sohil876
      @Sohil876 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @MHF786
      @MHF786 Рік тому +5

      @@DW51380 it was right below me 😂

    • @nabell2032
      @nabell2032 Рік тому

      @@DW51380 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nick-X
    @Nick-X Рік тому +459

    5:35
    "Newcastle are blowing them away, they're blowing them away! They've put them in a bloody cannon, and shot them back to London!" 😂😂😂

  • @d3l.m
    @d3l.m Рік тому +67

    "it's like a sideman charity match"😂😂

  • @lewisbrazier3064
    @lewisbrazier3064 Рік тому +376

    It's the history of the Tottenham

    • @DB-uf6md
      @DB-uf6md Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂 Legendary quote

    • @buck7352
      @buck7352 Рік тому +4

      Makes more sense as the years go bye

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Рік тому +3

      Never unrelevant

    • @pollos1
      @pollos1 Рік тому +2

      never gets old

  • @jamesmanning5159
    @jamesmanning5159 Рік тому +290

    my dad's a spurs fan i think i might go give him a hug

  • @lordtea
    @lordtea Рік тому +177

    Tottenham Hotspur defenders spent all day watching Upamecano and Maguire highlights 😂

    • @okoyechidiebele
      @okoyechidiebele Рік тому +5

      Maguire has given them the same magic 🤣🤣

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Рік тому +9

      @@okoyechidiebele
      Poor Brighton their striker Maguire is suspended 😭🤣

    • @biwnzixebrxb4786
      @biwnzixebrxb4786 Рік тому +4

      TBF these folks make Maguire looks like Maldini.

    • @Deadmansworld14
      @Deadmansworld14 Рік тому

      @@lordtea unfortunate

  • @EmmyThroughThePhone
    @EmmyThroughThePhone Рік тому +498

    Even as a spurs fan, I just laughed when the sixth goal went in, I can’t even get angry at us anymore, we really are just a laughing stock 😭

    • @Zain-nc1ww
      @Zain-nc1ww Рік тому +23

      after the third goal I just started laughing

    • @Smell_TheGlove
      @Smell_TheGlove Рік тому +28

      I'm from Scotland it reminds me of the time I was in the pub Scotland vs Kazakhstan we lost 3-0. 1st goal went in I laughed & got dirty looks from everyone. 2nd goal went in a few people joined me. But when it went 3-0 the full pub joined in celebration & laughed the rest of the match 😂

    • @EmmyThroughThePhone
      @EmmyThroughThePhone Рік тому +12

      @@Smell_TheGlove lol sometimes it’s all you can do, if you don’t laugh you cry as they say 🤣

    • @andrewlasekan4453
      @andrewlasekan4453 Рік тому +7

      Straight up. I tuned in a little late and saw we were 2 down and after I saw 3rd I started laughing. When you think it can't get worse it does and tottenham have been absolute fever dream last month.

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 Рік тому

      You guys are used to this. Being losers. 😂

  • @peytonbond4886
    @peytonbond4886 Рік тому +80

    First 20 minutes they scored at a rate where if they continued it would’ve been 23-0😂

  • @Joinerhandsomefarang
    @Joinerhandsomefarang Рік тому +57

    Loris last game for Spurs
    Conte was right calling out these players. They throw managers under the bus

  • @mpkrprsnt
    @mpkrprsnt Рік тому +42

    pedro the prat got me in stitches, how genuine that reaction was 😆😆😆

  • @joeleary3014
    @joeleary3014 Рік тому +49

    Watching goldbridge do that promo at the start has finished me, I thought it was a comedy skit for a solid 20 seconds before I realised he was actually promoting a product

    • @chrischan8896
      @chrischan8896 Рік тому +2

      Why cant we take him seriously 😂😂😂

  • @michaelglynn7010
    @michaelglynn7010 Рік тому +67

    3:16 Love these funny comparisons he does, they get me every time 😌

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 Рік тому +4

      More holes than a hedgehogs pillow hahhaha!

  • @andrewrainey7944
    @andrewrainey7944 Рік тому +58

    Love listening to Goldbridge it's like Alan Partridge commentating

    • @matthewaxe6647
      @matthewaxe6647 Рік тому +3

      'Foot like a traction engine'

    • @kendo5862
      @kendo5862 Рік тому +1

      Crash, bang, wallop! What a goal!

    • @mrshankly213
      @mrshankly213 Рік тому +3

      haha I've always thought Goldbridge sounded like Partridge. The other day on a livestream he said he got over a breakup at the age of 6, with Knight Rider and Chewitts. Sounded so Partridge it was uncanny.

    • @mohammedmohsin2128
      @mohammedmohsin2128 Рік тому +1

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... That was a goal

    • @andrewrainey7944
      @andrewrainey7944 Рік тому +2

      @@mrshankly213 wonder how he feels about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre

  • @faradorian3307
    @faradorian3307 Рік тому +18

    "this is like a sidemen charity game" 😂

  • @user-px9ev3fh7b
    @user-px9ev3fh7b Рік тому +64

    This guy's rants and reactions are absolute gold

  • @VARedevil19
    @VARedevil19 Рік тому +138

    How is Totenham still at 5th😂😂😂

    • @spsawyer22
      @spsawyer22 Рік тому +25

      Winter WC year.
      Combine that with awful seasons from Liverpool (somehow about to be in top 6) and Chelsea (lol) and yeah.

    • @mootsleo6164
      @mootsleo6164 Рік тому +8

      they want for long since liverpool have a game in hand

    • @Jiren261
      @Jiren261 Рік тому +18

      VAR has helped them quite a bit this season

    • @sleazyfox8937
      @sleazyfox8937 Рік тому +29

      Tottenham would have been 7th right now if Brighton wasn't robbed the last time

    • @dutchhiphopfan050
      @dutchhiphopfan050 Рік тому +2

      Harry Kane

  • @theneedytechie2468
    @theneedytechie2468 Рік тому +29

    Whenever I feel stupid and down, I remember that there are people who are spurs fans

    • @PaulomogoloPAUL
      @PaulomogoloPAUL Рік тому

      Bro 😂😂😂😂

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Рік тому

      No need to be harsh 🤣

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly Рік тому +3

      whenever i feel stupid and down, i remember that there are idiots who support teams purely based on whether theyre doing well or not

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Рік тому +1

      @@upisntdownsilly I bet your motivator of life is levy

    • @shaneryan7417
      @shaneryan7417 Рік тому

      🤣🤣

  • @TogeTheGoat
    @TogeTheGoat Рік тому +15

    Conte words make more and more sense every game

  • @randomguy7579
    @randomguy7579 Рік тому +38

    It’s the history of the Tottenham

  • @jordanlee9903
    @jordanlee9903 Рік тому +34

    history of da tottenham

  • @GetMeOutOfMyMisery
    @GetMeOutOfMyMisery Рік тому +25

    As a Arsenal fan, I really shouldn't be laughing at Spurs since we're bottling the league but I just can't contain myself lmao

    • @CK-bv3qb
      @CK-bv3qb Рік тому +4

      You’re next.

    • @GetMeOutOfMyMisery
      @GetMeOutOfMyMisery Рік тому +4

      ​@@CK-bv3qbnot confident about the Newcastle game but oh well let's see what happens

    • @chuckyjudy
      @chuckyjudy Рік тому +7

      ​@Jay Rayson what happened last time arsenal came to st james park?

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Рік тому

      ​@@chuckyjudy you mean a weakened Arsenal team?

  • @ultraslanmc
    @ultraslanmc Рік тому +14

    Notice how it’s that Brazil shirt again😂

  • @ocorir
    @ocorir Рік тому +15

    This kind of score line reminds me of Germany 7 - 1 Brazil or Bayern 8 - 2 Barcelona. Brazil took almost 10 years to shake the ghosts of that and Barca are still trying to exorcize those ghosts in Europe. I wonder if this game marks the beginning of spurs fans march through the valley of death.

    • @OneOfManyJoels
      @OneOfManyJoels Рік тому +1

      I don’t think that Brazil has recovered from that loss

    • @Hoolzz
      @Hoolzz Рік тому

      Newcastle have battered spurs, then spurs always batter then the following season. These losses don't haunt spurs, its just spurs being spurs.

    • @Hazzah_2006
      @Hazzah_2006 4 місяці тому

      Spurs have gotten back well from it to be fair, they are really good under postecoglu

  • @snaggiz
    @snaggiz Рік тому +25

    You’d think Maguire was playing for Spurs considering the score line

    • @stewartcameron1516
      @stewartcameron1516 Рік тому

      Maybe next season - although I've heard Celtic are interested.

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 Рік тому

      Would be a match made in heaven.

  • @andrewazur8629
    @andrewazur8629 Рік тому +7

    As an arsenal fan I want to apologise to Manchester United for arsenal not winning the league this season and I want to thank Tottenham' for being a national treasure and putting a smile on my face

  • @UnitedIsLife1777
    @UnitedIsLife1777 Рік тому +11

    It’s the history of the Tottenham Man’s said it’s like when I was Coaching the SideMen I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SuperHans321
      @SuperHans321 Рік тому

      7-0

    • @vaibhavgaur5268
      @vaibhavgaur5268 Рік тому

      ​@@SuperHans321 Only trophy you trash will have for years. Enjoy your drink hahah

  • @tharooon
    @tharooon Рік тому +4

    “He’s the invisible man. Sign him up for marvel”😂😂 I’m done

  • @krispy-lite3167
    @krispy-lite3167 Рік тому +6

    Fitting that he's wearing a brazil shirt when tottenham are conceding 5 goals in twenty minutes lol

  • @craigjohnson2301
    @craigjohnson2301 Рік тому +4

    Tbf to Lloris for Mruhpys goal. I was pretty much right behind it in the stadium and he knuckleballed it. Way way more movement on it then any of the camera angles really show.

    • @ilcorvo9559
      @ilcorvo9559 Рік тому

      Definitely, the keeper was blindsided he didn’t have the faintest Murphy would strike from there

  • @zdl1965
    @zdl1965 Рік тому +13

    First, it's the first St.Totteringham's Day in seven years. And now this.

  • @sand0407
    @sand0407 Рік тому +8

    As a neutral I’m disappointed the game didn’t go into double digits

    • @frankdux5693
      @frankdux5693 Рік тому +1

      The toon took their foot off the gas thinking of the everton game a few days later.

  • @Bazooka183
    @Bazooka183 Рік тому +11

    Newcastle United are a class act and will be challenging for the title next season

    • @ikuesanola7296
      @ikuesanola7296 Рік тому +3

      Imagine if they had won even just 5 of those 11 draws

    • @SOC675
      @SOC675 Рік тому

      @@ikuesanola7296 yeah they would be in the title race if it wasn’t for all those draws😅

    • @Bazooka183
      @Bazooka183 Рік тому +4

      @@SOC675 Newcastle United were also blatantly robbed at Anfield, and at home against Crystal Palace.
      Champions League next season and an influx of top players will remedy them draws 😉

    • @SOC675
      @SOC675 Рік тому +1

      @@Bazooka183 can’t wait for the future 💪 (I go for newcastle 😂)

  • @damienbrown6764
    @damienbrown6764 Рік тому +7

    There’s talk loris refused to come out for the second half

  • @sivekonce8694
    @sivekonce8694 Рік тому +12

    Goldbridge knows all the idioms ever said😭

  • @86Brasco
    @86Brasco Рік тому +6

    "He can't believe it's himself" 😂

  • @kendo5862
    @kendo5862 Рік тому +5

    He’s barely broken wind…😂

  • @BhavyaUpadhyaya
    @BhavyaUpadhyaya Рік тому +25

    Tottenham really fumbled the bag hard🤣🤣
    Not even Sir Alex Ferguson can save this club.

    • @goldie8501
      @goldie8501 Рік тому

      They always fumble the bag 😭😭😭

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Рік тому +1

      They even sacked mou before final 🤣

  • @dylanparker130
    @dylanparker130 Рік тому +3

    "Check his bank account!" 😂

  • @jjrank7144
    @jjrank7144 Рік тому +2

    At this point Tottenham just need to sign Maguire and upcamero in the summer just to seal the deal😂

  • @StormmyStormmy
    @StormmyStormmy Рік тому +3

    Hi Mark, great commentary, you should have your own show on tv.

  • @paul_tully
    @paul_tully Рік тому +2

    "he's barely broken wind" will go down as one 😆

  • @Thanoslives1983
    @Thanoslives1983 Рік тому +1

    “He’s barely broken windows” 😂😂😂 class!

  • @jacklockhart8832
    @jacklockhart8832 Рік тому +3

    Never watched you before but is that your actual voice or are you doing an alan partridge impression?

  • @pixelpotato4874
    @pixelpotato4874 Рік тому +2

    "Lloris,check his bank account"
    No,check Levy's bank account 😂😂😂

  • @andyh323
    @andyh323 Рік тому +5

    So to sum it up, all the Newcastle goals were Spurs errors and Spurs goal was a great goal 🤔 Mmm.....
    Is it not possible that Newcastle's high press and intricate play actually created the environment for the goals. Admittedly Spurs were totally lame 🤣

  • @avishekakash9165
    @avishekakash9165 Рік тому +2

    Everytime mark puts on brazil t-shirt it's always 6/7-0/1 scoreline. It's just destiny 😅

  • @AFMakers
    @AFMakers Рік тому +2

    4:44 when your misses comes home

  • @rich_rich90
    @rich_rich90 Рік тому +3

    Lloris' injury was repetitive strain from picking the ball out of the net so many times!

  • @shanefoolchand5313
    @shanefoolchand5313 Рік тому +3

    sign him for marvel hahahah lloris is invisible hahahaha. You nailed it Mark

  • @charlieamorris04
    @charlieamorris04 Рік тому +3

    Kane scoring and tottenham still getting battered really just sums up their last few seasons

  • @apgamingtv6901
    @apgamingtv6901 Рік тому +2

    Tottenham went with the SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOMETIMES MAYBE SH*T Mentality

  • @deithw3n
    @deithw3n Рік тому +3

    Every time Mark describes Joelinton with the name "Joel Linton" I laugh

    • @pijesz
      @pijesz Рік тому

      What about Isaac?

  • @user-jo8tf7yp6k
    @user-jo8tf7yp6k Рік тому +1

    I cant breathe..... bring me my inhaler BRING ME MY INHALER I CANT BREATHE😂😂😂

  • @Joshua-sh4mb
    @Joshua-sh4mb Рік тому

    Love when Golbridge shouts in lowecase

  • @jamarroberts1092
    @jamarroberts1092 Рік тому +3

    Goldbridge is a gem 😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielordonez8011
    @gabrielordonez8011 Рік тому +8

    Let’s all laugh at the chicken club 😂😂lol

  • @davidkotze4140
    @davidkotze4140 Рік тому +1

    I reckon Kane should apply the old adage : If you can't beat em join em !! 😂

  • @darknessknight7109
    @darknessknight7109 Рік тому +3

    Manchester City fan here
    Love you dude 💙❤️💙

  • @vidread
    @vidread Рік тому +1

    "Holes like a hedgehogs pillow" mate, I need to say that

  • @eliasmccann9233
    @eliasmccann9233 Рік тому +4

    "He hasn't even broke wind yet. Uh, I mean, broke sweat😶"
    😂😂😂

  • @dzulian9641
    @dzulian9641 Рік тому +1

    When he said "It's like a @sidemen charity game😅😂

  • @fazey_xo
    @fazey_xo Рік тому +2

    Spurs need to solve their defense seriously 5-0 before 20 minutes. Actually, Maguire would be a better option for the way they play out the back

  • @clevelandbrown4571
    @clevelandbrown4571 Рік тому +4

    Ah Tottenham, never disappoints to be disappointing.

  • @conradmuhumuza9492
    @conradmuhumuza9492 Рік тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goldbridge is so funny 🤣

  • @larrymdungeplays362
    @larrymdungeplays362 Рік тому +1

    “they about as loose as a clowns pocket “ ☹️☹️☹️☹️

  • @Duplessissibinda
    @Duplessissibinda Рік тому +1

    "Lorris might not even be there, he is like the invincible man, sign him up for marvel" 😂😂

  • @timrowe9583
    @timrowe9583 Рік тому

    It was fantastic.

  • @proudtobeageordie9490
    @proudtobeageordie9490 Рік тому +1

    Unlucky spurs was a close game could have gone either way 😉
    Willock assist of the season 😍

  • @williamhoward7439
    @williamhoward7439 Рік тому +1

    As presented by Alan Partridge 😂

  • @popeater07
    @popeater07 Рік тому +2

    "More holes than hedgehogs pillow "

  • @leeharwood9624
    @leeharwood9624 Рік тому +2

    As a toon fan by the second goal my hands were red raw, by the 3rd my hands were just on my head and tge rest was just what the fuck is going on pmsl 😂😂, 🖤⚪🖤⚪

  • @Samdatnigaa
    @Samdatnigaa Рік тому +2

    6:38 🤣🤣

  • @arush683
    @arush683 Рік тому

    “Its like when i was managing the sidemen! (YT all stars), just shoot and it will go in!” Cal the dragon violated 🤣🤣

  • @MattJay.
    @MattJay. Рік тому +2

    Jacob Murphy is the most underrated shithouser in PL history

  • @specialperson335
    @specialperson335 Рік тому +1

    He's barely broken wind😂😂

  • @elliothughes9030
    @elliothughes9030 Рік тому +1

    Stattick Park not Jurassic park.
    MINT. Up the Toon

  • @specialperson335
    @specialperson335 Рік тому +1

    No comment on Willocks pass...

  • @BigRexHunt0
    @BigRexHunt0 Рік тому

    king mark

  • @kumbirayimamombe3970
    @kumbirayimamombe3970 Рік тому +1

    Barely broke wind😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timgill2003
    @timgill2003 Рік тому

    Your commentary reminds me of Alan Partridge on The Day Today.

  • @ftf121
    @ftf121 Рік тому +1

    Alan partridge, is that you

  • @redchampion
    @redchampion Рік тому +4

    Vintage goldbridge today again

  • @user-db2vj2yi2l
    @user-db2vj2yi2l 8 місяців тому +1

    Love it 😅

  • @JaydenPharoah-xp3vt
    @JaydenPharoah-xp3vt 2 місяці тому

    So true nabell it’s the history of the Tottenham
    Toon fan btw

  • @tomdomagalski3679
    @tomdomagalski3679 Рік тому +1

    They're putting them in the cannon 😂

  • @weareheroestonight5500
    @weareheroestonight5500 Рік тому +1

    We believe in the history of the Tottenham
    -Chielini

  • @ryanator109
    @ryanator109 Рік тому +1

    "This is like a Sidemen charity game" hahahahaha

  • @davidkotze4140
    @davidkotze4140 Рік тому

    Hilarious commentary !! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ThickishCheese
    @ThickishCheese Рік тому

    My guy is like an impression of himself. It’s the art of commentary from pre evo 2008 mixed with Kermit the frog. Beautiful

  • @rjb10101
    @rjb10101 Рік тому +1

    He's barely broken wind......🤣

  • @gregoryzulu3522
    @gregoryzulu3522 Рік тому +1

    Defence has More holes than a hedgehog's pillow😂😂😂😂

  • @tracex10
    @tracex10 Рік тому +1

    Tottenham fans just cant catch a break. Travel across the country just to know youre team has already lost it in 10 minutes.

  • @timgill2003
    @timgill2003 Рік тому

    "And the goalkeeper has got football pie all over his face"

  • @cbennett_12
    @cbennett_12 Рік тому

    "Gimme Some Sneak" he says

  • @wouldbfarmer2227
    @wouldbfarmer2227 Рік тому +1

    “He’s barely broken wind”. Lol.
    Well-I guess it was a stinker for Spurs, eh?

  • @JamesD5245
    @JamesD5245 Рік тому +2

    Why do you sound like Alan Partridge in this?

  • @michaelhuggins8513
    @michaelhuggins8513 Рік тому

    After yesterday’s performance by Spurs, Billy Smart has decided to add Spurs to his portfolio of circuses, a quote from the great man “I could not believe the level of buffoonery that was on display at St James Park and adding Spurs to my traveling circus is idea for my brand, the clowning around was perfect” Billy was concerned about the number of goals conceded and we understand that Billy is approaching the Premier League to see if he can add two elephants to play at the back to strengthen their defence.