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Done Going Out | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 13 бер 2024
- Don't even get me started on the cost of a night out.
Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on UA-cam
Tickets: AliSiddiq.com
#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
Hearing "whatever happens happens" roughly translates to "I'll catch up with yall boys later" after the age of 30. 😂
Yessir
😂😂😂😂 " we in these streets tonight, baby, whatever happens happens. " It's a no from me!!
Hehehehe 😂
😂😂😂😂 Watching Law and Oder too
People yelling in the parking lot ALWAYS condones an immediate U-Turn 💯
My new favorite stand-up comedian! Story telling genius...
I can listen to him for hours.
Same same
Frfr👩🏽🎓💜🦁💯
Facts 🔥
That man went and sat back down and kick them legs up! 😂😂😂😂😂 He is Comedic Gold!
" I don't hangout with people, who like going to clubs"😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂 I so understand you Ali! Peace is all you want when you get older. 😊
Been starting to think I might need to book a trip over the pond JUST to see Ali live. This man is a legend
You’re from the UK etc?
It's truly a treat to see him. I've seen him twice.
Wonderful show, go if you can!
One of my late elder relatives used to say this. The young boy is out in the streets with asking what set you from and he would tell them i'm from the t v set and i'm here to get my stuff at the store so I can get back to my t v set
😂😂
"I'm watchin Law n Order..." hahaha
Or "The Closer."
DEFINITELY The Closer! Brenda Leigh is my girl!! 🤣
1. Ali Siddiq
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Richard Pryor
4. Paul Mooney
5. George Carlin
My favourite comedians of all time ✅
100%. I love when my friends call and make plans and then don't follow up. 😂
This My Dude‼️😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣Yeah when you get to a certain age there is no fun in going out. Family time at home ! It's a no no when they say whatever happens happens.definitely no going!!!
I can’t wait for Domino Effect part 4!!!!
I fuck with everything you drop
0:04
OMG! You are outrageously funny! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🥳🧁
Trust me...Law & Order is ALWAAAAYS ON SOMEWHERE!!! 😂😂😂😂
“I’m watching Law and Order.”
Prayer circle before going out is legit a real thing ❤😂
Big shout out to Ali ✌️
You explained me and my family members specifically (males & females)! 😂😂😂 It’s always a toss up for me. “Who’s all going!?l”
My guy switched up the drip completely.. from 42 just got off work to 24 finna go out
I've been binge-watching everything I can possibly find about you. ❤
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
You know what's INCREDIBLE?..When Mr. Siddiq likes your comment at the very moment your watching him! 😉♥️ Namaste 🙏
Ali is one talented comedian, funny AF.
Ali has that crowd hanging on his every word, my man is true story teller
Ali is a true comedian. So true to the craft he does not know his delivery is so valuable as a writer he could attach himself to multiple projects as an indepandant comedy writer for hire. Simply a clever and well polished humorist. This is rare but support this brotha because talent is important in a pool of funny men pretending to be intellectual in his stand up. ❤ the heart is love and respect nothing moist. Book this man when the opportunity presents itself.
He ain't lying😂😂😂😂
This man makes me laugh even when I don't want to😂😂😂😂😂‼️
Ali Siddiq has me crackin' up! I felt that something doesn't feel right nah I'm leaving and going home. And yep Law & Order us on and I will be watching.😂😂😂 Reminds me of this one time I running errand with my Mom. I pull up to the gas station to get gas and as soon as I get out and put my hand on the pump this Hispanic dude rolls up behind me jumps out and ask me if I'll buy his gold vhains 'cause he and his family ran out of gas and money. They trying to get back home which is in another city. I was about to say no and this Black man who was at another pump who was watching ran up in between me and the Hispanic man and said to the Hispanic guy ,"Hey you the man that sold me that fake gold!You told me it was real!" I was standing there watching thinking Uh oh something 'bout to pop off. What's going to happen next? Like it was a tv show but its real right in front of me. Then the Black man yelled,"You gave me that sob story. U want my mothafu$kin miney back!" My Momlooks at me says,"Forget the gas. Let's get out of here quick!" I jumped in the car drove off," I was like yeah that situation could go way left real quick." I got outta dodge, quick!😂😂😂 I reflected on it and thought that Black brotha helped me out as a Black sista from a person running game by going up to the other man and confronting me. Respect for real. God works in mysterious ways.
Hey Got your your new special on Moment and it was Great cant wait for part 4 with that cliffhanger you left us with
Take my shirt back off imma watch Law n Order …. 😂
Love it!!
Law & Order is the shit😂😂😂
Cause you don’t want your life to be a episode of law and order
WORD ALL THE WAY UP!!!
Listen the man ain't wrong. I go home too if i hear rowdy people. I don't need nothin that bad; and if i do its 2024 thats what the Internet is for lol.
That’s that AGE SETTLING IN 😂😂😂 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I DON’T even like the Grandkids making noise 😂😂😂
You 2 loud
God-given wisdom. 🙏🏼
I'm taking my shirt off and watching law and order 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I get to see this legend March 30th in Raleigh NC 💪🏾
🤣sho rite!! 2 episodes of the Closer followed by 2 episodes of Major Crime. Im good for the night😂🤣
I know you right😂
"lme take my shirt back off" 😭😭😭😭😭
Brooo on god I feel you just not the same hell you don’t even know if you would even be talking to a real female nowadays 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I know that's right!!!! Pass alllll of that!!! 🙂
I hear you on that Ali. 😂
Ali been dropping consistently this year! 🔥
It really is more fun! And usually safer! 🥰
You're not lying! All I want is peace and quiet! 😂
Clubs have become too loud, too crowded and I have no clue what the music is😖. 😂😂😂#mygriot
I FEEL YOU!!💪🏾💯
The press circle 😂😂😂 law and order it is
I JUST LEFT THE NYC "I HAVE A STORY TO TELL TOUR! 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 BERN FOLLOWING YOU FOR 4 YEARS NOW! YOU BRING IT EVERY TIME! THANK YOU BROTHER! ONE!❤
Hello there ..😅 you got the Gift
As a older man now, i be wanting to go out, its just once im in bed, im out for the next 8 hours, if im bed by 4, im not hittin the door, im done for today!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love his stand up. Hated the radio show on 102.1.
Lol whateva happens happens ali... 😂 you don't wanna go huh 😅man I fell out!!!!
I love your stories.
I'm not going either. I so much agree with this. I ain't in them streets.
I'm going to put my shirt on, turn off Law & Order, and go out to see you on May 17. Safe travels and good times. Thank you.
“Going to watch Law and Order” I hollered 🤣 I be so content in that bed 🛌 rubbing my feet 🦶 together my ex family used to call me “the old lady they lived in the shoe” 🥴 I said that’s cause I did at 15 what yall 30 trying to do lol not trying to lose my life cause a ninja 🥷 got his shoe 👟 stepped on now everybody in the club got him fkd up! 😅
When he sits down, it’s on😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Welcome to getting older, my Brother.
Going to tonight’s show in INDY!
He been in the gurlz 😂❤❤❤prayer circle 😅😊ohno...
Adult lounges/spots only, facts
genius assessment
No matter what it is, if he dont like it...Law & Order will be his backup!❤
1:08 😂
I'm 33 and this is already me.
Hit me at 38 b/c it had been some years since I had been invited to go hang out in the club. What I saw and listened to that night made me realize that it's a wrap. I felt like an ol head trying to club with the youngings. I cut the partying short, told my young friend I had to dip and went back home immediately. Never felt so out of place in my life.. 😂😂😂😂
Let me take my shirt back off 😂😂
EVERYONE ❤s Law & Order.
I love the original Law & Order.
Too funny I pulled up to a concert parking lot & heard the middle of a domestic dispute popping off just in time for about 7 MF's & SOB's decided I needed to C about parking on the opposite side of the lot 😂
Where is the full video link of this routine? I NEEEED to see it 😂
Every single word is true.... Imma get a cuppa and watch me some L&O and worse DD something
I got my tickets for the show in Savannah March the 6th
Who knew sensible could be so funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm rolling
🤣 🤣🤣 it’s the 🙏🏾 circle!!!
Law n order 😂
Happens, i ain't going nowhere with yall 😂
Taking my shirt back off 😂 deadass tho. Last time I went out wit male cousins, I blew few hundred in an hour at a club where the girls wasn’t even naked. They got my ass - I was too high and drunk to even realize wasn’t none of the dancers even naked they was jus good at dancing everywhere around you 😂 $1’s was jus flyin up everywhere
😂😅😂 whew you had a time that night 😅
I never was a club dude . I can do a concert .
What you said
The difference in prayer between the prey and the predators😂
😂😂😂 I feel the same way because things happens 😂😂😂😂 but not for me thanks 😂😂😂😂 much love always support ty❤
😂😂😂Amen🙏🏾😂😂😂 YUP 💯✊🏾✌🏾😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMMFAO 😂😂😂😂
NowYouThuggin
😂😂😂
Aye Ali where can I go support and watch part 3 of DE
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
Facts😂😂😂😂😂
Istg yt never sends notifications on time.
Air fryers @2am in Ohio👌😂.
lol 😂😂😂😂 don’t be mad I’m like that with family. They be wanna do weird things like walk out in the street for like 10 plus hours. Nah gal I’m good I’ll go watch this anime instead and go to the gym.
😂
😂😂😂too old for foolishness
I'm old too then because I'm not going anywhere that people are "Turning Up". That's what my kids call it. I know what they mean because there was a time when I was "Turning Up" and it wasn't nothing nice. So I'm good on that
😂😂😂😂😂😂
All the women know, the mandem get real sassy when they feel threatened 😂