What I Would Do If I Won The Lottery
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2018
- You gotta do stuff with that money that only people with that much money can do with that much money.
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lost it when your guy started dancing at the end. Beautiful
dude I love your videos and this channel thank you so much for getting me through hard times
Yo Brewstew
Sup
Tyler, thanks for featuring this guy he is great
Hey it's brewstew how you doing man
Damn this channel needs more subs
Thanks bro, I really appreciate the constant support
TheTalentlessWriter I love this channel
I know right
Corrupted Avatar fo sho
Corrupted Avatar I agreeee!
As a teenager about to graduate I won’t just pay to go to college I will buy the college
Smart
TheTalentlessWriter thank you even well buying a college will probably cost more than a lottery ticket
Buying a stack of college book and some crayons is already half of the lottery
otimustron2 pretty much
gg
(Does these things)
*Goes bankrupt in less then 5 minutes
I would get a bunch of csgo cases
1 year later:
So I got all these sand dunes
How the fuck did your comment get hearted 1 year later
@@Nin10 i m not gonna say anything because i l get r/wooshed,oh f-
@@nyyyin3roblox689 um r/woooosh idiot ugh i cant stand people who dont get jokes they are such inferior beings to me smh
@@badza47 r/woosh LOL. You poop on My joke LOLOLOLOLoooOOoOL fucky
It not
I like how the character’s eyes are so far apart
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy yummy
Fruit salad
Yummy
Nodmax11 yummy yummy yummy FRUIT SAL-EEDD
Nodmax11
Watermelon
Dan Now we’ve made it, it’s time to eat it! :)
sammi uh huh huh
Yumi
I was done at when he said: “hit it boys tell her what I want. Fruit salad, yummy yummy”
I fuckin died when they started singin about fruit salad cuz I remember that song and I remember going to a wiggles CONCERT when I was like 5
@@doncheadle411 me two I was like 2 or 3
I'm stealing that restaurant one!
Unbearable me too
Mr beast did it
This guy sounds like an Italian mobster that has a cold
lmao
Lmao so accurate
"Aww you're crazy you're so crazy, i love it" hahaha
I read this comment right as he said it
4:41 my last 4 brain cells during exams
lmao
4:46 the faint music and then the delivery of the “what the fuck is going on right now” had me
I have now added buying the Wiggles and having them follow me around to my bucket list. Brilliant.
They replaced some of the wiggles.. 🙁
@@no-ds7bv ik I'm so sad about that bruh
Who still remember the wiggles
Me
Meh
Fruit salad yummy yummy
I used to drop everything for that show I’d be in another room with toys or taking a nap and I hear the theme song. I’d run to the tv
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!
Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!
The first step
Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate
Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!Verse 4]
The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate
Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy...
May I suggest an edit to fast crash?
Instead of a wall at the end, you can just line up a group of poor people. That way, fast crash gains this bowling element to it. Just an idea.
Yeah but then I wouldn't be able to show it on tv :(
TheTalentlessWriter no it’s a game show they get paid for how many rounds they survive
@@twinklingromualdez2083 i would do that
@@TheTalentlessWriter ok just buy the tv program duh
You really got a yu gi oh card as your profile pic? It looks like so
As soon as he said the wiggles, I thought of the fruit salad song lmao
Yummy yummy
I love how relatable this channel is
I would invest half in GameStop and half in WWE
Gee thank for all the likes I’ve never had this many before
Set up for success.
Really..
Should've invested in Banana tho.
Stonks📉
You do realize gamestop is going under right?
3:49 Basically every Roblox Tycoon
2:24 wow what a plot twist I love this channel now
“TheTalentlessWriter”
**proceeds to sing in a beautiful voice**
5:20 you look too happy to be alive in that scene lol
0:36 burgers and burgers lmao and the building is a burger🤣
Watching your videos while higher than a NASA rocket is the best thing ever like i got so invested into the restaurant part then thought it was a genuine twist when you came out as the owner
Lmaoo
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Talentless: I'd work at a fast food place
Lol
Buy the wiggles
Cocaine
I would push mark andrews
lmao
1 buy mustang
2 goes to gym
3 buying and selling some drugs not big deal anyways
1:33 “your crazy your so crazy i love it “ 😂😂
I would buy a single french fry with that money
Unpopular opinion: use te money for earning other money with stocks
*_STONKS_*
*stonks
Invest in Apple
Stonks*
@@Victor-kv4jt No, Tesla inc better
Stonks
1:45 if Burger King orders were honest
I would buy a lot, and i mean a LOT! of chicken nuggets.
also i’d invest in gamestop.
GameStop will make us all rich one day
And WWE.
@@TheTalentlessWriter aged like fine wine
@@TheTalentlessWriter you predicted the future
@@TheTalentlessWriter well
"It tastes so good, you just can't beat it."
Beaters and abusers: *upset noises*
I died at the wiggles 4:38
'Here's a dollar to get the fuck outta ma store' Lmfao
That bruh moment when you call someone's order garbage
This channel is fr underrated
You’ll buy The Wiggles, so slavery, because you bought humans!
If you won the lottery
Girls wanna be your boyfriend
Mabel Pines yes
and everyone who bullied you or you made eye contact with you will wanna be friends with you
If this is an intentional joke it's awesome but in case you had a stroke it's girlfriend
I mesn if the girl eats her cereal I'm good and she'll be perfect
facts the same woman who rejected you yesterday and blocked you come to tell you she likes you
Ok so basically fake taxi except it’s a restaurant instead of a taxi
Wait isn’t fake taxi something else
TheTalentlessWriter 🤔🤔🤔 fake taxi takes you as far away as possible from your destination
@@Lj_Redd porn taxi?
I died when they started singing
4:24
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps
0:00 -0:34 I like how the bird is just vibin
I just love when he says when he says “you’re so crazy.”
this video is actually really funny good job man keep up the good work, hope you get big someday😂✅
*“This is no jōeking matter”*
*"GET OUT OF THE STORE, LADY.."*
*"BOO..."*
My guy still hearts comments way after the video releases, that's dedication! Anyway, great video as usual.
If i won a lottery, i will make a research a type of article to stop article 13
0:08 it's the little birdie
Easter Egg :0
Brewstew and you are both really cool YT who give off the same vibe. Don’t stop making videos, they are awesome!
The wiggles damn flash backs lol
Another great vid! I love your channel! 🔥
@TheTalentlessWriter thanks for hearting my comment!!!
hey The talentles writer ur channel is awesome ur drawings are so good you should deserve more subs
I just found this channel and it's amazing! You should have way more subs!
I just can't get over this animation style combined with these jokes dude. My brother introduced me to your channel and I love it!
It makes me happy that I’m not the only one who remembers fruit salad
I am so dumb that someone might steal it from within 1 hour.
I just discovered your channel today and oh my god why do you not have more subs. I'm watching this on the silent floor of the library and every 5 seconds i have to pause it to control my laughter
Its sooo good seeing the old videos and the art style ❤
I died watching this video
3:10 lmaooooooooooooo true.
omgggg u realy going PLUS ULTRA! with this one
I just found your channel and now I am addicted!
This is better is halarious
I would adopt all the dogs and and all the starving children
Woah you only have 143k subs??!??!? holy you deserve 1million!!! I love this channel btw!
Thank you!
Yo you got me with that, "your crazy, your so crazy" shit. 10/10
What i would do? Team trees 100% so people dont stalk me for the money and the amazon gets a totem of undying
Intro]
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!
[Verse 1]
Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!
[Verse 2]
The first step
Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate
[Verse 3]
Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!
[Verse 4]
The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate
[Verse 5]
Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!
[Outro]
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy
Fruit salad, Yummy yummy.
Underated
Funniest moment was : "YES I AM THE MANAGER & BOSS & OWNER NOW GET OUT!!"
When I say I fucking love you I really do 🤣 I've been watching you for two day and you make me laugh everytime 💖
I will be at burgers and burgers everyday
You really thought about this haven't you?
Yup
Are you a fucking furry?!?!
I started singing, ahhhh you got me.
found this channel yesterday and its the best on youtube!! I laughed so hard (I'm a german and we don't have any kind of humour) good job :D
this made me laugh more than brewstew goddam
Hen in tie
I jus remembered tomato is a fruit... So that means....
Man I lost it at the end🤣🤣
4:40 I lost it XD
I’ll buy a high quality camera and stream myself burning the money like the Joker.
1:12 The store??
Literally almost almost died from laughing at 4:38
I just started watching you and I really like how you are your own type of youtuber like the way you animate and shit is so different from people like swoozie, theodd1sout.
In other words definitely subbed👌
Other people:Can I have a hot potato
Him:
True wiggles fans would understand
“Fruit salad yummy yummy”
“Fruit salad yummy yummy”
“Chop up some apples”
“Chop up some melons and put them on your plate.”
“Now we made it’s time to eat it.”
“it taste so good that you can’t beat it.”
“Give everyone a plate and a spoon.”
“We all will be eating very soon.”
“First step eat up the banana.”
You made me laugh so hard I Peed myself
Yeah you right, I would create my dream house, 3 nice cars, invest some, and then travel. I'd also probably buy tickets to NBA games.
1K a day for life is literally the best lottery to win bruh
3:38 *use the car*
Nice video, keep it up man I’ve seen a couple of your videos!
As an Australian, I like how much you ironically like the wiggles.
Dude sounds like Jordan Belfort selling stocks
Youre so talented
❤️
the salad song... it... It brought a tear to my eye... so beautiful, so exquisite
🤣🤣🤣 the fruit salad song made me lose it. Just best off ordering Hot Potatoes 😂😂
You drive a red car:
Doo doo double double big red car we travelling we travel faarrr
B&B burgers 😂
Gotta male sure there's no claims
THE FRUIT SALAD BIT MADE ME CRACK AT 4:49 AM AHAHAHA
4:00 you need a slide that rises from the ground