Skinner was with them at the end too. It was all planned, that's how Ralph "knows the score"! And Matt Groening's behind this production as well?! Wait a minute, I wonder if it's ChalmSkin Productions behind this attack: Skinner knows he can't get rid of a teacher any other way, and Chalmers got back at the school for being filled with UGLY, UGLY children!
I find it heartfelt how Clancy loves his son so much, he would aid and abet Ralph into killing Hoover and then proceed to further abuse his power and beat every student to death just to make Ralph feel better, if that's not fatherly love, then I don't know what is
Poor Ralph, notice how @0:20 he's so sad, he suddenly made a box in front of his desk in a desperate plea to get notes of affection. I don't think those will be forthcoming... But it's okay Ralph. I say let's BEE friends.
We now know the "tragic" backstory of why Wiggum and Skinner fled Springfield to New Orleans and become P.I.s. Sadly, there were no mommies for Ralph there. Only Big Daddy...
@@MaximumHeresey Well, I think he’ll be fine so long as he only counts the kids that weren’t moving in the Gone With The Wind parody of the Civil War casualty shot.
I like how Edna’s biggest concern when the shots are fired and the kids come running is putting out her cigarette. Even though she smokes in front of them all the time anyway.
i don't know what's weirder...that wiggum helped ralph do a school shooting, the fact he got the rest of the force in on it...OR that skinner seems to be okay with this turn of events...
Thanks to Chief Wiggum, sassback was reduced by 98% and tardiness plummeted to all new lows. That episode of police brutality got Chalmers off of Skinner's back
How ironic is it when Lisa Simpson is talking about one of the happiest days of her life, she ends up having one of the worst days of her life several minutes later?
Smooth as hell! I especially like Ralph hugging Wiggum, panning to a field of bodies. I don't know where the Wiggum footage is from but it blends nicely with the trampoline episode stuff. It's weird but I think Ralph killing Hoover followed by dozens of kids being beaten the police is still not as dark as Ralph just getting bullied, but regardless, fantastic as always.
Man, you know I love your channel and your work. So believe me when I say I think this might be one of your greatest works ever. The sheer number of different episodes and plot elements, and how seamlessly they flowed together to make something so dark and hillarious, that obviously would never happen in a real episode, but flows as if it were a real one perfectly. This is a perfect example of the magic you do with this channel, and will definitely be one of my "go-to"s when showing other people your channel. Just perfect. 😂
I've always thought they did dirty my boy Ralph on the show, he was such a lovely "different" kid... But nowadays he's just a fcking potato and used for laugh now and then I think they could have made a lot of "more serious" episodes about him and his "mental problems" and stuff The same goes for Nelson and Moe, they have such a sad backstory
I was actually thinking of a more lighter version of this earlier today! What a chance, great as always! I'd love to see a 138k subscriber special soon!
This one has top tier editing! I really like this one and the scene where all the kids are on the ground was really well done! Great job today dark Simpsons!!
The kissing on the forehead rotoscope was fantastic. And so well done that I'm not 100% sure it wasn't original. Also, the mix of dark and wholesome elements was interesting and satisfying. Smooth storytelling. This was a good one. I had no idea how you'd make a story of this incident, but you incorporated many creative ideas into a clever story.
Normally Chief Wiggum saying “Well she didn’t reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police” would be joke… Here, it a scary warning about how there will be no survivors.
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Skinner was spared because he knew Ralph knows the score.
Haha, ralph cant count that high, but he knows the score...
Skinner was with them at the end too. It was all planned, that's how Ralph "knows the score"! And Matt Groening's behind this production as well?!
Wait a minute, I wonder if it's ChalmSkin Productions behind this attack: Skinner knows he can't get rid of a teacher any other way, and Chalmers got back at the school for being filled with UGLY, UGLY children!
Also he was nice to him so there that. Can't say the same with the students
How were you able to post this comment one day ago if this video is from just 37 minutes ago???
@@matthewwelch4305 liked for including ChalmSkin Productions
Damn, I never knew our childhood memories of calling our teachers mommy would never turn out so dark
The day you call teacher mommy is the day renounced your BK kids Club card.
Specially when you have a vengeful police chief as a dad
I once called my teacher that in grade 3 but thank god it wasn’t that loud, otherwise it would’ve haunted me till this day.
I called a woman teacher "Dad" once.
@@Ceolskog holy shit…
I find it heartfelt how Clancy loves his son so much, he would aid and abet Ralph into killing Hoover and then proceed to further abuse his power and beat every student to death just to make Ralph feel better, if that's not fatherly love, then I don't know what is
They are groaning, they are not dead yet, unless they report it/
You don't know what it is.
And Clancy Wiggum so loved his son Ralph that he cornered the school that bullied him so that everyone would perish.
I think it's child abuse.
But, you know, it's for a good cause.
Clancy wiggum aka the big long flabby arm of the law
that editing is now godlike, it feels like you can create literally anything you want
Literally better quality editing than new episodes
seamless, huh?
You're fired
@@businessbusiness9407well, that's a low bar right there... but hell yeah
Waiting for his own full length Simpsons Movie now
I love how Ralph still calls Ms. Hoover mommy as he holds a gun to her head
He is a mixed-up child, isn't he?
I call my teacher "MOM" it's so embarrassing 😳
Poor Ralph, notice how @0:20 he's so sad, he suddenly made a box in front of his desk in a desperate plea to get notes of affection. I don't think those will be forthcoming...
But it's okay Ralph. I say let's BEE friends.
I choo choo chose you Ralph
@@taichiyhhhb.2619🥺 were have you been my whole life? Man You just made me remember watching this episode when i was like 8 or 9 im 31 now
We now know the "tragic" backstory of why Wiggum and Skinner fled Springfield to New Orleans and become P.I.s.
Sadly, there were no mommies for Ralph there. Only Big Daddy...
And Regular Daddy.
He's not so bad. He taught ralph to play the spoons.
Don't forget about regular daddy c:
Big Daddy has interests and he ain’t talking about stamp collecting through he does find it extremely interesting
Ralph has two mommies and to daddies. Ms Hoover and Sarah, and Big Daddy and Clancy.
I'm more impressed Clancy killed an entire school with a nightstick.
Sigh. I wish comments on the app would hide the top one before I accidentally read it and have the episode ruined.
@@ThatBillmanGuy Same here.
It's a two minute video. You could try just watching it before going to comments.
@@Rusty126 I wonder about the thought process of people who want to avoid spoilers but still scroll to the comments before watching....
He did not kill them, he just hurt them badly. So they would know not to report it.
The Dark Simpsons Death Counter is gonna get a lot of added tallies with this one.
Seriously, that commenter does God's work. Keep it up!
No offense, but is he active these days? Haven't seen his comments for a while.
@@MaximumHeresey Well, I think he’ll be fine so long as he only counts the kids that weren’t moving in the Gone With The Wind parody of the Civil War casualty shot.
Those kids weren’t killed, just brutally beaten.
@@MaximumHeresey he posted.
isn't it just Mrs. Hoover who's dead? If even her? Like we don't even know if she got killed, she was just shot.
I love how Miss Hoover dyed her hair blue for the next day!
She was deliberately trying to look like Chief Wiggum’s wife to bait Ralph into calling her mommy again so she could make fun of Ralph again.
@@Nightman221k sarah wiggum
@@Nightman221kUnfortunately for her, it didn't work.
No wonder Ralph called Ms. Hoover mommy, her hair became blue like his dad.
Genius- linking the "Can you open my milk, mommy?" line with "Freeze, you crazy mommy!"
Homer: 45
Marge: 19
Bart: 41
Lisa: 21
Maggie: 16
Other Deaths:
Milhouse: 9
Mr Burns: 7
Rod, Todd, and Skinner: 6
Lenny, Ned and Maude : 5
Apu and Moe: 4
Ralph, Moleman, Chief Wiggum, Krusty, Barney, Carl, Nelson, Martin and Edna: 3
Snowball II, Sideshow Bob, Santa's Little Helper, Willie, Luis, Wendell, Otto, Snake, Sherri, Terri, Selma, Reverend Lovejoy, and Ms Hoover ⬆️: 2
Lisa's Pony, Patty, Eddie, Lou, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, the Krusty Burglar, Mayor Quimby, Kent Brockman, Jeff Albertson, Duffman, Helen, Kirk, Luanne, Disco Stu, Mrs. Bellamy, Ashley Grant and Mr Largo: 1
I would say that Mrs. K died
@@GNF54 Based on the shrubbery that looks like a first-floor window, she should be fine.
Ms Hoover died before! I missed that one.
You do a great service to the entire Internet.
Don’t forget homer was cloned 100 times
The students: *laugh at Ralph*
Ralph: And I took that personally.
I mean Ms Hoover deserved it, she made him out to be a fool
Ralph: [chuckles] You’re in danger
“Bake them away toys”
Those kids sure got “baked”
After that outrageous game of Extreme Patty-Cake.
I can’t help but think “aw” when Ralph went “Yay!” Then hugged Clancy and he kissed his head. Why is it so wholesome?
Because they love each other VERY much.
It's always nice when these end on a happy note. Why, I barely even remember the field of injured children!
That was from an episode where they all got injured while playing on a trampoline that Homer had purchased.
It’s Springfield; that’s normal.
Aww, what a loving and supportive dad Ralph has!
And not a hint of Mr Plough...
Yeah a great filthy pig 😂😂😂😉
I like it when these are both wholesome & dark. Its a nice contrast. Also, in one of the future episodes, Ralph did become a police officer.
I realised too late this was Dark Simpsons
Ms. Hoover: the kids have a right to laugh at you, Ralph.
Wow, and she's a teacher
its the simpsons, note about almost every human on earth thats watched ant tv: its funny seeing kids cry and get hurt
Mrs Hoover says: “I’m not your mommy Ralph”
Watch this lisa, you can exactly pinpoint the moment were his heart rips in half.
Stanley's score is an absolute banger.
Huh, the kids got off with only a beating. Serves them right for laughing at Ralph
There's Stanley, he knows the score.
@@hcl9667 I meant theme, idk why I said score xD
Don't threaten Ms Hoover with a good time.
Now i know why they call her ms hoooover lol
Good thing Lisa already had her happiest day of her life, it was all downhill from there either way.
The Leprechaun told Ralph to burn them all.
Clancy may not be a good chief of police but he is a good dad
Lies again? Serie A Leader DAZN Boxing
Lol Ralph knows the score and that's milk 1 Ralph 0 0:11
Haha, those milk are impossible to open! And they're meant for children
@@DarkSimpsons Can you open _my milk,_ mommy? ;)
I like how Edna’s biggest concern when the shots are fired and the kids come running is putting out her cigarette. Even though she smokes in front of them all the time anyway.
I love wholesome father son bonding.
Ikr
1:04 whenever I see this scene I cannot *not* immediately hear "Nicely done 47" afterwards, it just feels right
i don't know what's weirder...that wiggum helped ralph do a school shooting, the fact he got the rest of the force in on it...OR that skinner seems to be okay with this turn of events...
Thanks to Chief Wiggum, sassback was reduced by 98% and tardiness plummeted to all new lows. That episode of police brutality got Chalmers off of Skinner's back
@@foxymetroid well...you got me there...still...what a dark way to go about it...
I like that Ralph got to play on a trampoline while his father and other officers brutally beat his classmates with nightsticks
I’m impressed that Chief Wiggum managed to outrun all those little kids.
1:03 Ralph is a magician
He can turn a revolver into a glock
"This is my sandbox, I'm bot allowed to go in the deep end." Guess he found some other deep ends to explore!
I love when Wiggium says “There that’s a kill shot” then he fires repeatedly
Chief Piggum really loves his son.
This is my favourite one that you've ever done. It just flows so nicely, the jokes are so good.
Glad to see Wiggum P.I get picked up for a season after all these years
This one was so seamless, it's amazing.
Bart's Newsletter and Carl's Passion Project would be good episodes.
I agree
0:52 Freeze you crazy mommy!
You _know_ it takes a hilarious curve when a police chief stands up for his son...in a killshot fashion.
I actually love this edit it was really funny
You know what I glad for Ralph. Finally gets to stand up for himself
0:11 Can you open my milk, Mommy?
How ironic is it when Lisa Simpson is talking about one of the happiest days of her life, she ends up having one of the worst days of her life several minutes later?
On the Dark Simpsons channel, this probably wouldn't make the top 10.
That is some genuinely high quality parenting right there
Haha, go wiggum go!
Not only was Skinner an accomplish to Chief Wiggum, but afterwards he ate Sloppy Jimbos.
Smooth as hell! I especially like Ralph hugging Wiggum, panning to a field of bodies. I don't know where the Wiggum footage is from but it blends nicely with the trampoline episode stuff.
It's weird but I think Ralph killing Hoover followed by dozens of kids being beaten the police is still not as dark as Ralph just getting bullied, but regardless, fantastic as always.
Yeah, a whole class including the teacher, bullying the dumb kid is sad...
Blood on the Blackboard: The Ralph Wiggum Story.
Dark Simpsons death counter has some work to do with this one.
For some reason I thought Ralph was going to use the term "mommy" in another way
I think my favorite thing about this is the fact that Wiggum beat up almost everyone in the school just because Ralph's class laughed at him
Damn Clancy is out of shape but clubbed all those children. He's more fit than I thought.
The Leprechaun appears: " ya did great laddie, and now you know what you must do? Burn it down, burn it all down!"
Ralph: “yayyyyyyyy!”
Other kids: AHHHHHHH
And here I thought, "Oh, dear, how will Ralph Wiggum meet his untimely demise...?" :O
Remember back in the old days when kids used to accidentally call their teacher(s) by mum/dad? It still happens
Damn... all this because of School Milk.
hands up if you thought it was going to be a story of Ms Hoover grooming ralph to be a different type of "mommy"
Whoa! That's gotta be the highest casualty count ever with no Simpson family member dead
Chief wiggum: this is where the fun begins
A Matt Groening Production bit at the end was gold
Well, this sure became relevant to recent events.
😆👍
I was expecting a gun, but damn. This took a darker turn than I expected.
"Haha success!" -- as D.S. would put it.
Jesus Christ that escalated quickly
If she only opened the milk. Countless lives coulda been saved
Cheif and ralph wiggum are a solid duo 👌
Man, you know I love your channel and your work.
So believe me when I say I think this might be one of your greatest works ever. The sheer number of different episodes and plot elements, and how seamlessly they flowed together to make something so dark and hillarious, that obviously would never happen in a real episode, but flows as if it were a real one perfectly.
This is a perfect example of the magic you do with this channel, and will definitely be one of my "go-to"s when showing other people your channel. Just perfect. 😂
Ms. Hoover got what's coming. JUSTICE!
bro knows the score
Tell whatever you want, but Chief Wiggum is the best father ever.
Ralph: Daddy, I called Ms. Hoover mommy once. And then she made fun of me.
Chief Wiggum: OH NO WE GOTTA BRING IN A SWAT TEAM AND ARREST HER.
Brilliantly put together! I never would of thought of this good work had me laughing my ass off
I've always thought they did dirty my boy Ralph on the show, he was such a lovely "different" kid... But nowadays he's just a fcking potato and used for laugh now and then
I think they could have made a lot of "more serious" episodes about him and his "mental problems" and stuff
The same goes for Nelson and Moe, they have such a sad backstory
Honestly. Same. He was really a sweet kid in that one where he had a little crush on Lisa.
I was actually thinking of a more lighter version of this earlier today! What a chance, great as always! I'd love to see a 138k subscriber special soon!
Such awesome editing!
Especially in the beating part xd
This is one of the best ones yet
"The children are right to laugh at you ralph."
This one has top tier editing! I really like this one and the scene where all the kids are on the ground was really well done! Great job today dark Simpsons!!
These are so much better than the episodes themselves! Very proud to be a subscriber!
matt groening is the producer of dark simpsons shorts? wow you really climbed up in the world if you have matts support. good job dude :D
The kissing on the forehead rotoscope was fantastic. And so well done that I'm not 100% sure it wasn't original. Also, the mix of dark and wholesome elements was interesting and satisfying. Smooth storytelling. This was a good one. I had no idea how you'd make a story of this incident, but you incorporated many creative ideas into a clever story.
Normally Chief Wiggum saying “Well she didn’t reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police” would be joke…
Here, it a scary warning about how there will be no survivors.
This little Wiggy did not deserve that insult from Hoover.
That was masterfully cut together.
Ending is pretty sweet. Though, the whole episode is pretty nice too
Isn’t it so sweet that instead of fat shaming little Ralph, principal skinner goes for “better start eating kid” even tho he’s so skinny bruh?
🥰
Better hope Ralph doesn't choo choo choose you.
Best episode of Chief Wiggum P.I ever.
Wiggum P.I. will return
right now!
For a second I thought it was an actual episode.
Your editing skills are just insane! Everything fits so seamlessly
0:13 I’ll hear that Ralph Wiggium, you cannot called a teacher “Mummy”!
“Cannot called a teacher” minor spelling mistake
Also technically he didn’t call the teacher “mummy”, he’s speaking american english so he called the teacher “mommy”
Clancy can now appreciate that Ralph idolizes him because he stood up for him. Despite the police brutality on all the other children. 😆
Oh, this was just brilliantly edited!
these edits are disturbingly good