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  • Fox News digs up some trivial Biden scandals, an insurrectionist is allowed to take a vacation to Mexico, and a guy is stuck third wheeling on a deserted island. What the hell happened this week? #DailyShow
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  • @GeeSmith333
    @GeeSmith333 3 роки тому +87

    I loved the way Psaki said "Space Force". It cracked me up. She's the press secretary I didn't know I needed. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @clmhK5
      @clmhK5 3 роки тому +7

      The name Space Force seems child like. It's hard to take "Space Force" seriously.

    • @GeeSmith333
      @GeeSmith333 3 роки тому +3

      @@clmhK5 Can't you see a kid doing the 1-2 karate punch while saying it? Space Force!! 🤣

    • @clmhK5
      @clmhK5 3 роки тому +1

      @@GeeSmith333 LOL. Yes, I can.

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 3 роки тому +1

      She tried to recover.

    • @dylanvelez7769
      @dylanvelez7769 3 роки тому +4

      Psaki just said what most rational people have been thinking the entire time, what kind of Disney crap is this lol

  • @ralexandra1058
    @ralexandra1058 3 роки тому +353

    “Putting Thousands of people at risk”....
    Biden has a private jet.. I don’t think traditional travel guidelines apply here.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 роки тому +20

      Air Force One isn't quite a private jet. He legit has NO CONTACT with any additional people.

    • @smk77097
      @smk77097 3 роки тому +1

      But it would set a bad example wouldn't it?

    • @ArealMrsSmith
      @ArealMrsSmith 3 роки тому +33

      @@smk77097 him having no contact with anyone else and going to his private home like an hour away, (not a club that required a bunch of staff to be there, and members coming and going, like someone did literally HALF the days of his presidency?)... na. I think Trump exhausted the “bad example” category for COVID pretty early last year. People, (well, Democrats at least), aren’t stupid, we know the difference. We understand CDC guidelines are for people using public transport like airline planes, trains and busses, or traveling long distances by car and needing to use hotels, restaurants, etc.- and on their way to meet other people or stay in a hotel for a vacation.
      People who have access to, (essentially), private planes traveling to their own, empty private homes? Ya, people with brains know they aren’t putting themselves or others at risk and that’s no excuse for us to go hop on a plane to visit grandma or go on vacation.
      Besides, everyone knows the score by now. People are going to do what they are going to do. Biden making an empty gesture of secluding in the White House won’t change a single mind or undo the year of horrific damage Trump did.
      But keep being a hypocrite, it’s basically the art if being a Republican these days.

    • @Oystein87
      @Oystein87 3 роки тому +6

      @@smk77097 Nope

    • @lzkrishmom
      @lzkrishmom 3 роки тому +7

      He's been vaccinated as well.

  • @GreenLanternCorps2814
    @GreenLanternCorps2814 3 роки тому +165

    Fox guest: "How will this book be used?" Finally, the right wing admits that they don't know how to use a book.

    • @baxtersmom279
      @baxtersmom279 3 роки тому +8

      Best comment I have read on the interwebz today. Thank you!

    • @johnywaters6791
      @johnywaters6791 3 роки тому

      we dont care and we shouldnt worry about any pestillence why because we will be protected with the blood of Jesus and i personally believe that those pestillence shall only be for those who accept the vaccine which is the mark of the beast!! you shall see that no virus will effect whoms so ever has the Holy Ghost dwelling in their temple... so like Jesus prophecied that he will tear down and rebuild the temple of God in three days! At first his disciples didnt understand this statement but he meant our bodies because he took 3days to rise up... Satan has always wanted to be like God, Satans favorite statement is I WILL be like the most high... And so i say to anyone reading this beware of the vaccine the bible says that there will come a time ware man small or big, rich or poor, free or slave will not be able to purchase without this mark of the beast which is the name of the beast and his number, the number is the number if a man and its 666... Now the vaccine has the name of the beast which is an enzyme called luciferase which alters your DNA, thats why God said it will be like the days of Noah when some of the fallen angels mated with the daughters of man altering our DNA... Making this world more evil causing God to destroy it all but saving Noah and his family because his DNA was not tainted...and this vaccine is also tied to a quantom dot mark with the patent number 666 which is the number of the beast! The quantom dot is so that they know we have been vaccinated...So there you see it has the name and the number of the beast...The forhead mark is symbolic because thats ware we make all our decisions... now the original Greek word for hand and arm is (HAYAD) which is the same for both hand and arm because our bible says the mark will be on the hand but they administer the covid vaccine on the arm... So now you see that the original word is Hayad in Greek meaning both arm and hand there is no difference in theyre vocabulary... Thats why God says my people suffer for lack of knowledge...God said that many will be decieved and we must be carefull of wolfs in sheeps clothing! We must check the palm print and this man looks like a lamb but speaks like a dragon egging everyone to take the mark of the beast God have mercy on your soul! Satan isnt stupid if he can sneak the mark of the beast on you he will! because the enemy came to lie steal and destroy! Satan is playing chess with us, slowly programing us to accept the mark by first wearing mask.. because we can not inter a store or travel by plane without a mask, but soon that mask will now be the vaccine that the store clerk or security will look for before they allow you to inter a store, travel, and who knows maybe even work itself! we must not accept that abomination because it contains baby aborted fetuses and just like when Israel began to sacrifice newborns to baal God removed theyre protection.... God will do the same to those who recieve this covid vaccine aka mark of the beast... so when God removes himself the HolyGhost from the temple of God which is our bodies then and only then Satan will have a wide open Door to dwell in your mind soul and body just LIKE God and thats what hes always wanted... I WILL be like the most high...so we must call on the Lord study his word because the Holy Spirit is on a roll right now filling anybody who humbles himself and repents from his wicked ways, shall be filled up with the HoLYGhost FiRE! All this i never knew until The Holy Ghost showed me he is very real!! LETS GO people ask him to open your spirtual eyes so that we may see the enemys plan! This is when we Fight in the spirit reahlm Special ops for the Lord, i am sold out for Jesus Christ!

    • @bazingaburg8264
      @bazingaburg8264 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnywaters6791 Why would anybody engage with crazies that vomit their insanities unprompted? Because people need to see that your faith is protected, just like people's right to ridicule you for it. Seriously, you read like an overdose, it's unsettling.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnywaters6791 try actually reading the Gospels before blathering uncontrolably..

    • @johnywaters6791
      @johnywaters6791 3 роки тому

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 what are you saying because if you knew the father you wouldnt be here arguing with me but rather spreading the gospel and warning people of his judgement...

  • @makisov
    @makisov 3 роки тому +11

    "I know a lot of people dislike Tom Brady...... Anyway!" 😂😂

  • @fallingsnowflakes
    @fallingsnowflakes 3 роки тому +354

    Trevor’s obsession with Biden’s middle name has me dead

    • @vtladd1168
      @vtladd1168 3 роки тому +5

      Your obsession of stealing others’ comments has me dead. Not laughing, it makes me dead

    • @awparran09
      @awparran09 3 роки тому +12

      He's done that with anyone with a middle name.

    • @myshepspud1
      @myshepspud1 3 роки тому +13

      The crazy thing is.. And I had to replay and check.. Rampahosa is the name of our current president in SA where Trevor is from. Always been involved in SA politics, even in Nelson Mandela time I think chaired Truth and Reconciliation Comittee after Apartheid.. In those ways being a part of the political furniture he actually mirrors Biden in a few ways... But Biden is definitely more truthful integrity been around the block bipartisan just old more like Mandela. Sorry for the mini history lesson only realised it as I replied. But Rampahosa is different in he's also well known for being amongst the richest in SA before taking presidency... Mining, unions, cellular providers. Probably very complicit or atleast silent during our most corrupt last 15 years but between him and his predecessor definitely the better of 2 evils much like Trump and Biden. ;)

  • @eponack
    @eponack 3 роки тому +43

    My aunt is a second grade teacher. She had a whole lesson plan for the month and a father of color asked to opt out. She had a very productive conversation with him that led to her completely overhauling her lesson plan. He said he absolutely wanted his child to learn about black history in the USA, but that he first wanted for them to learn the positive impacts the people have brought and then when the child is older to bring in the heavier dark parts.
    Makes sense. It did to my aunt, too, she is putting forward all the inventors, scientists, politicians, and etc that have helped to mold our country.

    • @johnywaters6791
      @johnywaters6791 3 роки тому

      we dont care and we shouldnt worry about any pestillence why because we will be protected with the blood of Jesus and i personally believe that those pestillence shall only be for those who accept the vaccine which is the mark of the beast!! you shall see that no virus will effect whoms so ever has the Holy Ghost dwelling in their temple... so like Jesus prophecied that he will tear down and rebuild the temple of God in three days! At first his disciples didnt understand this statement but he meant our bodies because he took 3days to rise up... Satan has always wanted to be like God, Satans favorite statement is I WILL be like the most high... And so i say to anyone reading this beware of the vaccine the bible says that there will come a time ware man small or big, rich or poor, free or slave will not be able to purchase without this mark of the beast which is the name of the beast and his number, the number is the number if a man and its 666... Now the vaccine has the name of the beast which is an enzyme called luciferase which alters your DNA, thats why God said it will be like the days of Noah when some of the fallen angels mated with the daughters of man altering our DNA... Making this world more evil causing God to destroy it all but saving Noah and his family because his DNA was not tainted...and this vaccine is also tied to a quantom dot mark with the patent number 666 which is the number of the beast! The quantom dot is so that they know we have been vaccinated...So there you see it has the name and the number of the beast...The forhead mark is symbolic because thats ware we make all our decisions... now the original Greek word for hand and arm is (HAYAD) which is the same for both hand and arm because our bible says the mark will be on the hand but they administer the covid vaccine on the arm... So now you see that the original word is Hayad in Greek meaning both arm and hand there is no difference in theyre vocabulary... Thats why God says my people suffer for lack of knowledge...God said that many will be decieved and we must be carefull of wolfs in sheeps clothing! We must check the palm print and this man looks like a lamb but speaks like a dragon egging everyone to take the mark of the beast God have mercy on your soul! Satan isnt stupid if he can sneak the mark of the beast on you he will! because the enemy came to lie steal and destroy! Satan is playing chess with us, slowly programing us to accept the mark by first wearing mask.. because we can not inter a store or travel by plane without a mask, but soon that mask will now be the vaccine that the store clerk or security will look for before they allow you to inter a store, travel, and who knows maybe even work itself! we must not accept that abomination because it contains baby aborted fetuses and just like when Israel began to sacrifice newborns to baal God removed theyre protection.... God will do the same to those who recieve this covid vaccine aka mark of the beast... so when God removes himself the HolyGhost from the temple of God which is our bodies then and only then Satan will have a wide open Door to dwell in your mind soul and body just LIKE God and thats what hes always wanted... I WILL be like the most high...so we must call on the Lord study his word because the Holy Spirit is on a roll right now filling anybody who humbles himself and repents from his wicked ways, shall be filled up with the HoLYGhost FiRE! All this i never knew until The Holy Ghost showed me he is very real!! LETS GO people ask him to open your spirtual eyes so that we may see the enemys plan! This is when we Fight in the spirit reahlm Special ops for the Lord, i am sold out for Jesus Christ!

    • @eponack
      @eponack 3 роки тому

      @@johnywaters6791 Uh, you need to go back and read that book with a fine tooth comb. That’s not how it is said to work, you are meant to take care of the temple ‘he’ gave you. Not the other way around.
      Better yet, try working in your critical thinking and walk away from the church, it’s clearly causing you more harm than good.
      Not to mention: this has zero to do with having any connection to what i said.

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 роки тому +18

    I'll take Space Force seriously when they redesign the flag to not-Star Trek.

  • @Manangdi22
    @Manangdi22 3 роки тому +3

    "Do you think it's funny when you have to chase poop." Trevor, you're killing me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ulfshjartr666
    @Ulfshjartr666 3 роки тому +50

    Trevor, you’re the man. Glad you took over The Daily Show!

  • @forhax4794
    @forhax4794 3 роки тому +34

    The amount of sarcasm in this video... :D

  • @TheLadyofshreveport
    @TheLadyofshreveport 3 роки тому +6

    "Trumps annual impeachment" - i'm dead

  • @FULL-HUNDRED
    @FULL-HUNDRED 3 роки тому +65

    “That’s right, this is the land of the free; Why aren’t we forcing people to sing the national anthem?” -TN♥️

    • @lizzistorm7474
      @lizzistorm7474 3 роки тому +4

      Or forcing children to say the pledge of allegiance 5 times a week minimum.

    • @caseylilek9219
      @caseylilek9219 3 роки тому +2

      Because it's the Land of the FREE ! REALLY ?

    • @altrusianwolfdog2564
      @altrusianwolfdog2564 3 роки тому +1

      They are busy trying to take our guns and shove collectivism down our throats and you idiots are worried about a song nobody is forcing anybody to sing along with.....SMFH

    • @Mintro429
      @Mintro429 3 роки тому +4

      Would like to see Trump sing it - wonder if he even knows it...

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 3 роки тому +2

      @@altrusianwolfdog2564 People cried Obama was coming to take your guns and he never even considered it. Just because it worked to scare people last time, you figure you will use it again?

  • @AM-gt1ep
    @AM-gt1ep 3 роки тому +194

    Lmao if I was a teacher at that school I would have been like “yeah let’s not teach “black history”, let’s teach American History” and proceeded to teach them about slavery, civil rights, and so on

  • @shush03
    @shush03 3 роки тому +14

    Ramaphosa-Biden.. Really Trevor! 😂😂😂🇿🇦

  • @t.cheeze2811
    @t.cheeze2811 3 роки тому +10

    LMAO 😭😭How was their God Trump getting to his resort every weekend???? These people are nuts

  • @karenquiroz6909
    @karenquiroz6909 3 роки тому +13

    I know this is sarcasm at it’s finest but I’m low key mad 😂 why do they have to put my man Joe down after everything he who shall not be named did for 4 years 🙄

  • @kuroe-chan5190
    @kuroe-chan5190 3 роки тому +218

    This was hilarious fox is so desperate for anything at this point. 😭😭

    • @theaminerva1515
      @theaminerva1515 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @thekinglov265
      @thekinglov265 3 роки тому

      only as desperate as this guy was when pence went home during thanksgiving he bashed pence like beating a dead horse for doing the same thing

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 роки тому +10

    Psaki’s ability to answer the question on their face, plus answer the hidden questions, plus not attacking the assumptions behind the question, plus not attacking the idiocy of the questioner from Fox, is quite astounding.

  • @jaxxonad619
    @jaxxonad619 3 роки тому +3

    "oooo... Space Force"
    thats the only legit reaction when someone brings that into a serious conversation...

  • @boxermom9
    @boxermom9 3 роки тому +33

    Biden being sworn in 10 minutes early is fine. He could have been sworn in 10 days early and that would have been fine too.

  • @BiffChunksteak
    @BiffChunksteak 3 роки тому +14

    If you need to be constantly reminded of how free and brave you are and of what country you live in, chances are you're not that convinced of how free, brave and united you are. Maybe you should consider replacing that external validation with some more internal self esteem.

  • @TheEndernal
    @TheEndernal 3 роки тому +404

    Trump: Holds rallies with a bunch of people, never wears mask
    Fox: Such a heroic thing to do
    Biden: Goes to delaware for superbowl
    Fox: YOu AREnt fOLLowing CDC guIDElines
    Edit: I didn't expect the likes XD, tysm. I have a small channel, feel free to check it out.

    • @MRSANN2010
      @MRSANN2010 3 роки тому +20

      Fox's New is disgusting. They are flat out liars.

    • @mythfluent6185
      @mythfluent6185 3 роки тому +4

      @@MRSANN2010 so is MSNBC and CNN, same shit different side. sorry you can't see that

    • @TheEndernal
      @TheEndernal 3 роки тому +29

      @@mythfluent6185 MSNBC and CNN have much more journalistic integrity than FOX, however both sides can tell lies. Also, in this case fox was technically telling the truth but they were being very biased about it, criticizing one person for doing something while someone else does something similar but on an even worse scale (and encouraging him).

    • @MRSANN2010
      @MRSANN2010 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheEndernal no lies detected

    • @comahrn
      @comahrn 3 роки тому +5

      @@mythfluent6185 no it's not just the other side...
      There aren't just opinions.. there are facts and you disgust me..

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 3 роки тому +1

    OMG, the hypocrisy and the pettiness is almost too much to bear!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kurdishpower1
    @Kurdishpower1 3 роки тому +1

    “Because he wanted people to die of covid!” Laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣

  • @southpaw404
    @southpaw404 3 роки тому +75

    ...Space Force, sounds like a Disney Movie 🤣😂

    • @hirandompeopled4968
      @hirandompeopled4968 3 роки тому +1

      It really does...

    • @sarahkelley4969
      @sarahkelley4969 3 роки тому +5

      There's a show on Netflix lol

    • @Cynna1065
      @Cynna1065 3 роки тому +2

      From the former president who also named the "Super Duper" bomb.

    • @billycloudy9078
      @billycloudy9078 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cynna1065 🤣yeah the “super duper” Missile... gotta love that one!! But that’s what we get when you have a “TV president” that has a mentality of a 13 year-old boy!!

    • @PixieStixx
      @PixieStixx 3 роки тому

      @@billycloudy9078 i seen smarter 5 year olds

  • @jimweaver8405
    @jimweaver8405 3 роки тому +142

    "Space Force" Trevor Noah is hilarious. Just how many "troops" are in Space Force anyway? five... six?

    • @niroshapriyadarsahani2877
      @niroshapriyadarsahani2877 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/lf0oJk8nniwc/v-deo.htmlc

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому +1

      Space Force

    • @TuxedoMaskMusic
      @TuxedoMaskMusic 3 роки тому +2

      you seen Avenue 5 yet its a parody tv show on this whole thing with Hugh Laurie and Josh Gad (Dr House) and it is hands down one of if not the best comedy you will see, in recent memory. It has already made for a historic moment its called "Avenue 5 Being Created" not SpecForce being a waste of money and POORLY PLACED PRIORITY DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC THAT WE MUST STAY FOCUSED UPON...

    • @Siathuan
      @Siathuan 3 роки тому +1

      They're "guardians", and they have just shy of three thousand.

    • @sharonmaitland4411
      @sharonmaitland4411 3 роки тому +2

      Does anyone know what Space Force is?

  • @amystaudte9855
    @amystaudte9855 3 роки тому +26

    I mean, we can't all be as specific as "There were fine people on both sides." 🙄

  • @moonlightchild3855
    @moonlightchild3855 3 роки тому +3

    Just came to show Trevor's Afro some love 💘😍🤎🤎🤎🤎🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @alfresco4976
    @alfresco4976 3 роки тому +29

    OH THAT JOE!!! What's next, a tan suit?

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 3 роки тому +51

    "You want to track a _broke_ person? They're at home."
    Especially _nowadays._ 🤷

    • @randomlady5315
      @randomlady5315 3 роки тому +6

      Don't tell anyone, that I am home 😂😂

    • @divinediva_
      @divinediva_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@randomlady5315 😂😂😂

    • @cendrieeR
      @cendrieeR 3 роки тому +3

      With the dire homelessness situation that might be a bit more difficult than that...

    • @randomlady5315
      @randomlady5315 3 роки тому +3

      @@cendrieeR I believe there is difference between broke and homeless

    • @cheesedude1733
      @cheesedude1733 3 роки тому +5

      @@randomlady5315 Sadly, about four weeks for many people.

  • @stephengibbs8342
    @stephengibbs8342 3 роки тому +10

    when did "opting out" become a thing?
    can they opt out of math? english? history? etc

  • @doreendklutz6400
    @doreendklutz6400 3 роки тому +19

    But they didn’t harangue Melania for not “practicing what she preached” with her “Be Best” redundancy!

    • @wontbefooledagain9400
      @wontbefooledagain9400 3 роки тому +3

      Be best , what kind of lame crap was that ugh.

    • @ElrondHubbard_1
      @ElrondHubbard_1 3 роки тому +1

      @@wontbefooledagain9400 I imagine a meeting with like five people begging Melania to call it 'Be Your Best' instead (or just to call it almost anything else).

    • @vienogola1421
      @vienogola1421 3 роки тому

      Be the best, Be your best, Be her best...Be best just sounds daft.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 3 роки тому +357

    Conservatives: "Most cops are good, it's only a few bad apples"
    Joe Biden: "The vast, vast majority of cops are decent people"
    Conservatives: "How dare he say that!?"

    • @jaefrmbk2k
      @jaefrmbk2k 3 роки тому +16

      🎯

    • @tamaralee7455
      @tamaralee7455 3 роки тому +45

      Trump constantly denigrated the FBI and called them the swamp, but God forbid Biden says most are good people.

    • @takatamiyagawa5688
      @takatamiyagawa5688 3 роки тому +7

      I like to think of this as an acknowledgment that the good officers are doing not only the hard job of being a good officer, but they're also managing the damage done by bad officers. For example, these two cops: ua-cam.com/video/S0EHWgR6yVU/v-deo.html

    • @altrusianwolfdog2564
      @altrusianwolfdog2564 3 роки тому +2

      Democrats...We support the Constitution...
      Democrats.....The second Amendment is outdated, give up your guns.....

    • @Superstorm50
      @Superstorm50 3 роки тому +12

      Conservatives are just looking for a reason to make Biden look bad and their examples have been pathetic lol

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 роки тому +35

    They know they don't need to make a case because the co-conspirators are also the jurors. Their corrupt complicity couldn't be more clear. 😡

    • @niroshapriyadarsahani2877
      @niroshapriyadarsahani2877 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lf0oJk8nniw/v-deo.html

    • @oldschooloc2110
      @oldschooloc2110 3 роки тому

      Lenaza7 You're right! Why should I pay attention when I already know what the outcome will be? I can just doodle, text, read and otherwise do what I am not allowed to do on the county jury back home. All of the senators should be televised so everyone can see what they're doing.

  • @nightgalleryhairlounge
    @nightgalleryhairlounge 3 роки тому +6

    I feel bad for the people who can’t understand your sarcasm 😂

  • @ckh3637
    @ckh3637 3 роки тому +3

    ""What does the national anthem even have to do with a basketball game?" Thank you.

  • @CaptPhiI
    @CaptPhiI 3 роки тому +13

    OMG, the double standard of Fox and OAN is ridiculous.

  • @lianfarah5874
    @lianfarah5874 3 роки тому +40

    I love how in each video Biden's middle name is different (the thing is every name is a little more normal than Robinette if I wrote that right)

  • @mv829
    @mv829 3 роки тому

    The poop in space joke though, hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @brigittesullivan2051
    @brigittesullivan2051 3 роки тому +28

    That reminds me.... "Alexa, turn on space force on Netflix"

  • @southpaw404
    @southpaw404 3 роки тому +18

    ...Space Force. Sounds like a Disney movie 🤣😂

  • @LucaSitan
    @LucaSitan 3 роки тому +1

    The way Fox News flips flops depending on who's in office, they've all got whiplash

  • @natashahashem2473
    @natashahashem2473 3 роки тому +12

    Omg he was in a plane by himself to go home. He’s not traveling coach with your neighbor’s baby crying without a mask.

  • @user-bl1gg2br5m
    @user-bl1gg2br5m 3 роки тому +129

    I’m sure Biden can travel to his own home safely.

    • @johnywaters6791
      @johnywaters6791 3 роки тому

      we dont care and we shouldnt worry about any pestillence why because we will be protected with the blood of Jesus and i personally believe that those pestillence shall only be for those who accept the vaccine which is the mark of the beast!! you shall see that no virus will effect whoms so ever has the Holy Ghost dwelling in their temple... so like Jesus prophecied that he will tear down and rebuild the temple of God in three days! At first his disciples didnt understand this statement but he meant our bodies because he took 3days to rise up... Satan has always wanted to be like God, Satans favorite statement is I WILL be like the most high... And so i say to anyone reading this beware of the vaccine the bible says that there will come a time ware man small or big, rich or poor, free or slave will not be able to purchase without this mark of the beast which is the name of the beast and his number, the number is the number if a man and its 666... Now the vaccine has the name of the beast which is an enzyme called luciferase which alters your DNA, thats why God said "it will be like the days of Noah", when some of the fallen angels mated with the daughters of man having sons who were theyre offspring and they were named the nephilim the men of renown.. which they happen to alter our DNA by this horrific decision... Making this world more evil causing God to destroy it all but saving Noah and his family because his DNA was not tainted...and this vaccine is also tied to a quantom dot mark with the patent number 666 which is the number of the beast! The quantom dot is so that they know we have been vaccinated...So there you see it has the name and the number of the beast...The forhead mark is symbolic because thats ware we make all our decisions... now the original Greek word for hand and arm is (HAYAD) which is the same for both hand and arm because our bible says the mark will be on the hand but they administer the covid vaccine on the arm... So now you see that the original word is Hayad in Greek meaning both arm and hand there is no difference in theyre vocabulary... Thats why God says my people suffer for lack of knowledge...God said that many will be decieved and we must be carefull of wolfs in sheeps clothing! We must check the palm print and this man looks like a lamb but speaks like a dragon egging everyone to take the mark of the beast God have mercy on your soul! Satan isnt stupid if he can sneak the mark of the beast on you he will! because the enemy came to lie steal and destroy! Satan is playing chess with us, slowly programing us to accept the mark by first wearing mask.. because we can not inter a store or travel by plane without a mask, but soon that mask will now be the vaccine that the store clerk or security will look for before they allow you to inter a store, travel, and who knows maybe even work itself! we must not accept that abomination because it contains baby aborted fetuses and just like when Israel began to sacrifice newborns to baal God removed theyre protection.... God will do the same to those who recieve this covid vaccine aka mark of the beast... so when God removes himself the HolyGhost from the temple of God which is our bodies then and only then Satan will have a wide open Door to dwell in your mind soul and body just LIKE God and thats what hes always wanted... I WILL be like the most high...so we must call on the Lord study his word because the Holy Spirit is on a roll right now filling anybody who humbles himself and repents from his wicked ways, shall be filled up with the HoLYGhost FiRE! All this i never knew until The Holy Ghost showed me he is very real!! LETS GO people ask him to open your spirtual eyes so that we may see the enemys plan! This is when we Fight in the spirit reahlm Special ops for the Lord, i am sold out for Jesus Christ!

    • @allanramos7201
      @allanramos7201 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnywaters6791 kook

    • @themango9791
      @themango9791 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnywaters6791 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

    • @Dleogrl6
      @Dleogrl6 3 роки тому

      @@johnywaters6791 you need some serious help friend.

    • @johnywaters6791
      @johnywaters6791 3 роки тому

      @@Dleogrl6 The bible says if God sends somebody like myself to preach to youband you deny or curse that person its like your cursing God....

  • @alexx212121
    @alexx212121 3 роки тому +52

    No travel? Biiiiiiacth he has the air force he can't do what ever he wants leave him alone

  • @AnarkaAkaza
    @AnarkaAkaza 3 роки тому

    Trevor, that Neptune joke was the funniest thing I've ever heard you say :')
    * It's 2008 all over again....... only this time, no Bill O'Reilly.

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 3 роки тому +5

    The one time that Trevor's Editors matched Jimmy Kimmel's. Though honestly I don't think any Late night show's editors can match what Jimmy's editors have done.

  • @willhpc4-life249
    @willhpc4-life249 3 роки тому +25

    So he’s wrong for staying in his basement but wrong for going home to watch a game. And that’s that drunk doctor Fox brings on? 😂😂😂🍺🥃

  • @JonathanLopez-lz2le
    @JonathanLopez-lz2le 3 роки тому +28

    Imagine studying journalism just to end up in Fox... yep, life can be that sad.

  • @terrylafreniere693
    @terrylafreniere693 3 роки тому +2

    A book by Hunter? With centerfolds? Ooo he is so handsome! Unlike Jared the ferret..

  • @morgansmith334
    @morgansmith334 3 роки тому

    A little bit of HOLD UP THATS MY JAM!!!!

  • @barbaraalibozek8355
    @barbaraalibozek8355 3 роки тому +102

    He's not having a Rally like trumpy

  • @VarnBarn21
    @VarnBarn21 3 роки тому +25

    If the conviction vote was closed door, this would be overwhelmingly convicting

    • @romealone5264
      @romealone5264 3 роки тому +4

      This tells us that some of our leaders are cowards.

    • @Cynna1065
      @Cynna1065 3 роки тому

      @@romealone5264 No lie.

  • @kutlwanolekaowa6110
    @kutlwanolekaowa6110 3 роки тому

    "Ramaphosa Biden"? Bathong Trevor 😂😂

  • @destinyramirez8537
    @destinyramirez8537 3 роки тому

    Every impressionist ever: meh
    Trevor Noah's Shaq impression: GOLD 🤣🤣
    I have no clue how you kept a straight face during this man, I love you so much! 😂😂

  • @ginaweiss3787
    @ginaweiss3787 3 роки тому +22

    Joe was sworn in 12 minutes early, not early enough

    • @PuppiesRcute
      @PuppiesRcute 3 роки тому +3

      tru

    • @niroshapriyadarsahani2877
      @niroshapriyadarsahani2877 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lf0oJk8nniw/v-deo.html

    • @awparran09
      @awparran09 3 роки тому +2

      I laughed at that. He stole air time from Trump who had threatened to have a simultaneous event.

  • @donnetter2957
    @donnetter2957 3 роки тому +22

    “I created an iPad for dogs, I call it the iPaw.” 🤣😂

  • @ericlane659
    @ericlane659 3 роки тому +1

    Trevor: "I know a lot of people don't like Tom Brady, anyway. "
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Yes Trevor gets it!💯

  • @bethankful32
    @bethankful32 3 роки тому

    The hypocrisy is absolutely sickening!!!

  • @Me-ou5tc
    @Me-ou5tc 3 роки тому +106

    Biden could ride his Peleton to his house if it had wheels... It's THAT close LOL

    • @niroshapriyadarsahani2877
      @niroshapriyadarsahani2877 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/lf0oJk8nnioo/v-deo.htmlo

    • @lizzistorm7474
      @lizzistorm7474 3 роки тому +1

      I'm dead 🤣☠️💀

    • @cbotenoodle
      @cbotenoodle 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I mean... I guess a lot of southern states and the Midwest and west coast don’t understand how close everything is here on the east coast. DC is like a 2 hour drive... I wonder if he even took a plane or just drove?

    • @shaunareyes
      @shaunareyes 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @omarpop8706
    @omarpop8706 3 роки тому +10

    No traveling, what about the time Trump drove around with covid-19

    • @donnaellis2438
      @donnaellis2438 3 роки тому +1

      DJT knew he had Covid when he showed up as candidate at one of the Presidential debates! He's amoral.

    • @EmmettMartin
      @EmmettMartin 3 роки тому +1

      and the 25+ people in the white house he personally infected. Didn't care in anyway for their safety and still don't. King Jesus Trump was a mad-man.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому

    Great Mark Cuban Shark audition bit! 🤣

  • @Toberofthetrees
    @Toberofthetrees 3 роки тому

    I really love this idea! Trevor, you're right that people should want to spend time with old people because they are fun, witty, and wisdom ind

  • @imnfaaa2037
    @imnfaaa2037 3 роки тому +5

    I just love the sarcasm in this vid

  • @guidzis
    @guidzis 3 роки тому +7

    "Wow! Space Force..." Gold.

  • @fizd4151
    @fizd4151 3 роки тому

    Whose not laughing every time somebody says space force🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laineyturner3785
    @laineyturner3785 3 роки тому

    🤣That Shaq impersonation though! Love it!

  • @StinkySlinks
    @StinkySlinks 3 роки тому +44

    First comment, wish everyone who reads this a good day

  • @gabemendoza1052
    @gabemendoza1052 3 роки тому +24

    The world keeps spinning around insanity, that's what happened.

    • @camerontaylor7471
      @camerontaylor7471 3 роки тому +1

      We’re all living in Alice through the looking glass... we are all symbolically Alice whom is metaphorically the Ego. While we all live our short meaningless existence within Wonderland(the system aka aka the matrix aka hell)where nothing makes sense, where everyone has gone mad, oh and there are talking animals!

  • @RJK0107
    @RJK0107 3 роки тому

    Oh Trevor...Absolutely perfect!!!!! I Love You.

  • @blackmice7
    @blackmice7 3 роки тому +8

    Is no one going to talk about Trevor's shaq impression?

  • @maya-vf8zd
    @maya-vf8zd 3 роки тому +5

    "am I strangeling Nancy?" Hahaha hahaha. This is the funniest shit ever. I have asthma - u can't lol this much

  • @yolandadenny8692
    @yolandadenny8692 3 роки тому +130

    It was hilarious---The country is falling apart and people are worried about aliens from another planet.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 роки тому

      Not aliens, other countries, in space instead of ground troops. Jic ish gets sour down here, we don't want to be at a strategic deficit.

  • @k.m.8516
    @k.m.8516 3 роки тому

    Javier has abs of steel! 😅 Trevor makes me cry laughing!

  • @nasheeanjel9967
    @nasheeanjel9967 3 роки тому +2

    Those folks are going to lose their damn minds when they find out a drill sgt roasts the hell out of space force. It'll give u a stomach ache from all the laughing.

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 3 роки тому +5

    He could have used that time to walk down half a ramp...😝

  • @MzNoirReighn
    @MzNoirReighn 3 роки тому +21

    I’m simply here for the comments 😩😂 bc y’all can’t be serious

  • @peepla7
    @peepla7 3 роки тому

    Actually in isosceles triangle has three sides, four sides is a square hahaha this guy cracks me up!

  • @carolmiller5713
    @carolmiller5713 3 роки тому

    I have to continue treating the (non) news sources the way I treat haters on UA-cam- ignore them. I’ll let Trevor bundle it into comedy hour so I can enjoy it as it should be. 🤩

  • @ss11733
    @ss11733 3 роки тому +6

    hahaha the biden's middle name jokes always get me

    • @daviddefusco683
      @daviddefusco683 3 роки тому +1

      I know robin would be bad enough but ROBINETTE?

  • @sweetestson7
    @sweetestson7 3 роки тому +20

    Me watching Trevor's hair n wondering how he will look on braids 🤔

  • @hmnash
    @hmnash 3 роки тому

    Thank you for making these videos. I really don't watch the news because of all the negativity but these videos keep me informed with a light tone. Thanks again. Keep doing you.

  • @starlinashepard6331
    @starlinashepard6331 3 роки тому

    Trevor should do a video just about reading the comments because there are some heated battles in here😂😂

  • @watchtower0740
    @watchtower0740 3 роки тому +36

    This is a nice change of pace... But we need to slowly change... I still want you too make fun of trump

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 роки тому +6

    Also President Obama wore a tan suit one time, unbelievable

  • @sandraschwab6677
    @sandraschwab6677 3 роки тому

    Trevor thanks for improving my health with lots of laughter. Don't ever stop. xoxoxox Happy Valentine's Day 2021.

  • @lizzistorm7474
    @lizzistorm7474 3 роки тому

    "that an isosceles triangle has 4 sides" 🤣🤣🤣 🤣
    Also I'm so here for Trevor's new national anthem.

  • @ayozeperez2110
    @ayozeperez2110 3 роки тому +5

    Trevor......you should make curly locks with your hair. Love from Zambia 😉.....well ppl will never forget that escalator fun fact 😂😐. We waiting for your second return 😏

  • @MonkyDollqueen
    @MonkyDollqueen 3 роки тому +5

    Start each day with a grateful heart.

  • @lyftuberninjaworkaholic7524
    @lyftuberninjaworkaholic7524 3 роки тому

    From Bengazy to TEN-GAZY? I'm dead Trevor

  • @pattycrawford8035
    @pattycrawford8035 3 роки тому

    "You don't need to know that an isosceles triangle has 4 sides" 😂😂

  • @jameswiggins2927
    @jameswiggins2927 3 роки тому +22

    Did it cause a riot at the capital

  • @chistianwhite6772
    @chistianwhite6772 3 роки тому +12

    If he wanted to cash in Hunter would have made masks just sayin🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @sakooga
    @sakooga 3 роки тому

    That bit about poop really hit me...

  • @americatolliver3294
    @americatolliver3294 3 роки тому

    Trevor you are so darn funny 😆 never give up this gig!Thanks for the laughs 😅🤣😂

  • @kingclarence1710
    @kingclarence1710 3 роки тому +3

    The 1776 joke waa gold !!😂

  • @justkay713
    @justkay713 3 роки тому +4

    Hey Y'all who is here for their weekly dose of Trevor Noah...I was prescribed to watch him 3x's a day

    • @niroshapriyadarsahani2877
      @niroshapriyadarsahani2877 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lf0oJk8nniw/v-deo.html

    • @sherryleedavis995
      @sherryleedavis995 3 роки тому

      A good health habit to add. Keeps your head on straight, and helps with equilibrium. Laughing is heart and soul healthy.

  • @newtonnewton3551
    @newtonnewton3551 3 роки тому +1

    you shouldn't come out of your house, so why do we get to go to the grocery store? make sense already... loll

  • @neshmugambi8752
    @neshmugambi8752 3 роки тому

    That book on the shelf on 'How not to kill your houseplant' looks interesting

  • @benimcanm351
    @benimcanm351 3 роки тому +3

    Trevor, your hair looks good. That's crazy growth for a year's time.