Dorbees Theme Song
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- Intro theme from 1998 cartoon "Dorbees 'Making Decisions'" created by Benjy Gaither
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-~** In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth, and a lot of things too small for us to care about... until now. **~-
"Dorbees. Why don't they go away?"
...this getting chanted by the crowd, of Dorbees. They actually hate themselves. Beautiful.
Of course they hate themselves. Just look at them. Their existence is a crime against humanity and they know it.
Dorbees - the most suicidal creatures in existance.
Dank Furby Nah, that'd be me.
WasabiKitKat oh. I see
WasabiKitKat couldn't agree more
The singer is singing what the viewers are thinking.
"We're all living the human condition, but he is speaking it."
- Jon "JonTron" Jafari
@@KillThad Thanks Jon
WhYyYyY
Don’t they gOoOo
AwayYyY
@@saladfingersasmrparty9768We really mean it
@@Mat7920H WHHHHYYYYYYY
How exactly does "Why don't they go away" make your show seem appealing
its like if Pokémons tagline was "Gotta run away from the super monster."
Mark Johnson it reminds me of the famous tagline to transformers: more unpleasant than expected
Claire Nelson Or the TMNTs tagline of "Morally Grey anti heros in significantly less than half shells"
Mark Johnson ikr
Or like the classic "Captain Planet: She's gay"
Keep this in mind, this came out the same year as The Prince of Egypt, Mulan, and A Bug's Life.
Wow, that's just sad.
and beasts war which was also realistic 3d graphics
Low budget though i think this shit is scary though
Beast Wars and Reboot came out before this
Donald Trump even if it was they can do better than this
the animator of this went on to earn the lucrative contracts of EVERY BOWLING ALLEY EVER to animate their post bowl animations
..🙃
Thank you, I'm glad there's someone else out there who thinks those animations on the screens in bowling alleys look creepy as sin.
TackyRackyComixNEO seriously?
Iunio92 I'm probably in an entirely different country than you and even I know what you're talking about when you say that!
And I thought Bubsy 3D's animation came from bowling alleys in 1996!!! (Bubsy 3D MADE ME LAUGH at their hysterical & actually smart comedic slapstick! *Constantly!* It's also ironic because Bubsy's cartoon has the humorless successor from Bubsy 1, 2 & Fractured Furry Trails.) This is absolutely broken & poorly rushed compared to those cutscenes! [Except for the interesting ideas with bad executions & the good & funny song: *I Wanna Grow Up* This is the true anomaly of 1998 animation!! It's completely bizarre when caricatures look like models done with animators that have ALS, that stole 1993 Veggietales + added the Luth Depths inspiration from Gaithers Pond (and do whatever) & was crapped out by the Groovanians
It's not the absolute worst, but I would honestly rather watch stuff that is so bad that it has charm & goodness, rather than the latter.
This sounds like the ramblings of a drug addict.
"Dorbees...everywhere I look, I see Dorbees...WHY DON'T THEY GO AWAY?!"
even the song itself fucking knows how awful this looks
The most unfunny self awareness ever
LOL!!! Dang right!!!
"Why don't they go away?" Mmmhmm. Ok.
+King Mickey "we reallllly mean it!!!"
V c
It's almost like they knew they we're going to tank
Und yogul.
Momijido11 lol probably
T H E R E ' S J U S T S O M E T H I N G A B O U T C O R N F R I T T E R S. . . . .
Makes you feel... full!
Ya
Flec you crazy
"Why don't they go away?"
This film is SO bad that even ITS OWN CREATORS said THIS in THEIR OWN THEME SONG
Pokemon: Gotta catch em all!
Captain Planet: He's a hero!
Dorbees: Why don't they go away?!
Nice stolen joke.
not to mention VeggieTales: "Have we got a show for you!"
Yooo epic mr. enter joke bromo
Stole from Mysterious Mr. Enter
it is three in the morning
something haunts your mind
_dorbees_
*_why don't they go away_*
T E A C H M E T H E W A Y S O F T H E I T A L I C S .
***** *_thank you._*
Dorbies would make my fears go away
:3c
The sad thing is, I've actually thought of this at 3 am and got so creeped out and felt so uneasy I had to go downstairs.
Hey I love the Aoyama pic, sick
this is annoyingly catchy
Yeah, it's kinda weird
Und Yogul.
why wont this song just go away
dorbees,
@@vinniehatcher664 *Y O G U L*
0:04
The microphone hits his hand faster than he can catch it.
DAMNIT HE HAD ONE JOB
LMAO I CAN'T BREATHE
I think the mic just reached 88 miles per hour and left this plane of the time space continuum. As a result they has to give him a new mic off screen. One that did not go back to November 5th 1955.
And it disappears.
@@sandwichgod692 and appears agian
This intro feels like a desperate cry for help from the animators as they descend into madness
YES NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT WHY DONT YOU AWAY
The raw passion in the "Why don't they go away?" Is hilarious
My favorite Anime Opening
I thought Foodfight! had a better OP, but I agree.
+SuperPiposaru Dex Dogtective. Best waifu. 10/10
No you weebs are wrong tentacolino has the best op
Bullshit Cory in the house best anime + OP
Homerchu omg same
Normies, why won't they go away?
Pokémon: Gotta Catch 'em All
Captain Planet: He's a hero
Sheriff Callie: The best in the west
Dorbees: Why don't they go away
SERIOUSLY?!?
*w h y d o n 't t h e y g o a w a y?*
Mom, can I have VeggieTales?
No son, we have VeggieTales at home.
VeggieTales at home:
If you show me a child that’s being forced to watch Dorbees instead of Veggietales, and I’ll show you a child being forced to live in the worst possible conditions.
This is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY nice.
und yogel
@@juniornigga he is referencing Mr Poe and Yogul
dorbees looks like m&ms and veggietales had a baby and it had downs syndrome
Kaden That's ableist. What's so wrong about having Down's syndrome? Seriously this right here is actually hate speech and you probably don't even know it
... I doubt he sees anything wrong with it. he's making a fucking joke.
It's almost as if the show is mocking itself!
They must've took little satire from Shiny Entertainment to this mess
"Why don't they go away?" They even hate themselves.
i legit actually like this song.
same
A much better concept for Dorbees:
Their little creature that influence young kids into their personality
For example: Digs could influence a kid into dressing up like a cool kid, or Mr. Poe could influence a kid into acting like a stereotypical hero
Just replace "Dorbees" with "Herpes" and you got Family Guy's next big song.
W H Y D O N T T H E Y G O A W A Y
*W E R E A L L Y M E A N I T*
@@GeekyGooForYou _W H Y . . ._
*D O N ' T T H E Y G O . . .*
*_A A A A A W W W W W A A A A A Y Y Y Y Y ! ! ! ? ? ?_*
*D O R B E E S*
I'm going to assume that "why don't they go away" was a *super* misguided attempt to present the Dorbees as being "edgy" or "cool and rebellious". Remember, this was the late 90s, so it was directly proceeded by things like Sonic the Hedgehog, Ren and Stimpy, and the early seasons of The Simpsons, which all became popular by being off-beat and defiant.
That's literally the only rational explanation I can think of, and even that's stretching it a bit.
It's like that, except if the Gaithers made those cool 90s elements more confusing and disjointed
since this is a Christian show, made by the son of a couple of very famous Christian singers, I think that the "rebellious" theme doesn't fit.
maybe the "Why they don't go away" is something like "they are everywere", "they are famous and catchy"
this song plays in my head quite frequently these days
Dorbees
Everywhere I look, I see Dorbees
Rollin' to and fro, I see Dorbees
Why don't they go awa-a-ay?
Dorbees
Rollin' down the halls, I see Dorbees
Tiny little balls, I see Dorbees
Why don't they go awa-a-ay?
We really mean it
Why don't they go-o-o awa-a-ay?
Dorbees
I'm scared please tell me I'm not the only person who thinks that
I'm scared too
We're all scared. Hold me.
"Tiny little balls I see"... Seems very apporpriate, they could have proofread that.
Why doesn't this line go away.
Everybody’s talking about the “Why don’t they go away” line, but they ignore the “Yeah” sound effect at the end
“Why don’t they go away?”
Every Viewer In A Nutshell
If the show was just this intro, I would have given it a solid 8.
Dorbees
Everywhere I look I see Dorbees
Rollin' to and fro I see Dorbees
Why don't they go away?
Hey, hey
Dorbees
Rollin' down the halls I see Dorbees
Tiny little balls I see Dorbees
Why don't they go away?
We really mean it!
WHY?
DON'T THEY GOOoOoO
AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyy?
Dorbees.
Your welcome.
The funniest part of this to me is that besides the parts with the green... thing, the only part animated exclusively for this intro is the "We really mean it" regarding how they want Dorbees to go away.
Even though the lyrics are confused, you gotta admit the song is catchy.
Why do people hate this show’s animation? It’s phenomenal!
said no one ever
Five out of five star vocals, four star humor, three star story telling and negative 5 star animation.
Remember Toy Story existed in the same decade as this.
The fucking "nyeh" at the end always gets me.
OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS?!
OK, yes, but what ARE THEY?!
They look like little monsters that are going to eat my face.
Mr enter reference
UltraZombie115 Ain't it obvious?
Ball headcrabs
Glock Pharoah Ok.
+Dorian Delourdes do you have a gun because I am going on a doorbez killing spree
"Dorbees Why won't they go away?" Sounds like an awareness campaign for an STD.
after all these years, i still regularly think about and sing this. the mark of true art.
"Dorbees. Why don't they go away."
You got your wish! They're gone after one episode.
OMG THE BEST PART OF THE THEME SONG IS 0:52
'Was Photoshop a thing in 1998?'
“Why don’t they go away?”
Even the creators hate this abomination!
"do you all got Orby’s"
no, but we do have ✨Dorbees✨
This song's actually pretty catchy
Wasn't expecting to see you here
Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man
except dorbees
Why DONT they go away?
The world doesn't want to know
This song is a cry for help from the animators. I think they're schizophrenic.
"Dorbees, I see them everywhere.
Why won't they go away?"
VeggieTales: "Have we got a show for you!"
Dorbees: "Why don't they go away?"
"YOU'RE GREEN WITH IT!"
half of these comments are Mr. Enters references. the other half are memes. oh, and a few saying this is catchy (somehow it is)
Oh my god, this song is stuck in my head now. Why won't they go away?
I am LATE to the party, but I remember watching these as a kid, and looking back they felt like a fever dream🤣🤣
this is like something you'd see on gta tv channels
That moment you realize this was made by the same guy who voiced the goat in Hoodwinked.
The show was shit.....But I can't stop listening to the opening ;-;
I think that “Why don’t they go away” line is meant for the audience to sing? Just a theory
Honestly, the music and the animation kinda reminds me of vegetables.
this needs to be a meme now
Top 10 anime intros
tbh dorbees is best anime
This song is bad ass, you should make a 1 or 10 hour version that I'll play on for hours
mr poe and yogul are the only Dorbees i like
In the words of Mr. Enter:
"Um... Jim.....I think taking those drugs were a REALLY bad idea!"
"What are you talking about?...We haven't taken any drugs yet!"
"Oh my God...welp...we best light them up...we're gonna need them!"
why do I remember this song 9 years later holy shit this song is catchy as hell
When the kidnapper is inserting the drug to remove your kidney
I am guessing that the theme song is where they put the budget of the show at? this song is actually good
WHYYYY WON'T THIS SONG GOOOOO AAAAAAWAAAAAY!!!
Dear creators....
If you hate what are you creating , than why are you creating it?
It's not like anybody WANTED this in the first place.
i want a reboot of this
Theme song's catchphrase: Why don't they go away!?
Me: Because you've made those "dorbees" so _you_ should be the one getting rid of them!
Song makes them sound like bugs
It wouldn't be so bad, even if it was just a teaser. Even the song is aware of this
This is actually music to my ears.😃
I want to keep this song in my head but at the same time unsee this.
My favorite part was when he said, "It's Dorbin' Time" and then dorbed all over the place
oh god, why did this appear on my home page in 2020
Best N64 game ever!
GameCube actually. That shit is terrifying.
Worst*
I'm more afraid of Dorbees than I am of death
penguinz0 should watch dorbees tbh
Cancer. Everywhere I look I see cancer! Rolling to and fro I see cancer.
If you turn off your monitor while watching this, it's a lot more tolerable.
"Why don't they go away?"
My thoughts exactly.
weirdly, this is exactly how it feels to watch dorbees
It’s like you could title this
Dorbees in 1 Minute
I can see only 76 people have any sense. I only got here from a phantom strider video to see if it was as bad as he said. Dear God why didn't I listen?
Because they are a national treasure and you know it
0:42 when you ask your crush out and she says she wants to be friends, but now you finally have a friend
Dorbees why don't they go away. Geez no wonder you never got passed your pilot.
this song is actually really good tho. the band has won multiple grammies.
That cow is nightmare fuel.
This is on par with "Lou can fix most anything"
0:46 what's wrong with Vietnam 🇻🇳
This is like a a slightly more capable version of gaithers pond