Numi Cooked for her friends with Nothing but an Apron On...
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
- KEEP LETTING NUMI COOK!!! PLEASE!!!!
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Numi has inspired me to go outside, lose weight, get a job, not be awkward so I never have to be perceived like her ever again.
oh my fucking god -Manager Court
Goddamn 😂
@@kissykissyuwuGotta give it to him, dude. He got standard thanks to you as the control zone
💀
@@kissykissyuwuhello mommy numi
Numi's stories of awkward social interactions are so painful to hear sometimes. And this is coming from a fellow socially awkward person 😅
I feel losing some braincell everytime 🤯
I think its actually worse when you have experiences to reference
That interaction sounded so weird too. Like what would possess somebody to actually act like that. Can't understand it cause I don't act like that
I think at this point she accepted that her life is an comedy manga and she is not only the MC but also the main comedy point 💀💀
Oh so when Numi opens a pasta sauce container with her naked thighs it's funny but when I do it I'm "upsetting everyone else at Domino's" and "fired"
now hold on a minute
Now that's what i call custumer service 🤤
Sir this is a wendy's
AAYYOOO PAUSE
the real question is can I see them?👀
So from what I understand and my genuine conclusion on this story.
1. When Numi tells you to leave your keys. DON'T LEAVE YOUR KEYS.
2. See and interact with an actual NPC? RUN.
3. Opening a container? THUNDER THIGHS SAVE TIME!
4. Numi + Apron = Food for the eyes and nutrition for the soul!
5. Papa Numi is a chad as always.
I will remember no.4.
Thank God for #5 .
I 100% percent agree with this and as a man with thunder thighs they are super useful also I especially agree with the 4th one my reaction when thinking about it was this 🥹😇(I went to infinity and beyond heaven)
So Numi.... you know Bao is watching
Goon couch owner moment
And sinder
Papa Numi saves the day once again.
Numi in an apron. Now that's a good time
You're in every shorts and videos of every vtuber wth 💀💀
God-tier
@@luck13101 hes just unemployed
@Claire75690 or he's just a God at time management.
@@shadowslime3640 Claire is a stalker. Follows me everywhere so best to know that. She thinks saying get a job is edgy
Also yes I'm great at time management too.
The call to a reliable family member to do something where they will just sigh and say ok is so real
Numi in nothing but an apron? A feast for the eyes, many might say.
*flustered arroused sinder noises*
"I...I....I...I"
Walmart Count Chockula with Ultra Negative rizz. (Scaring Humans as a hobby)
That is something I would expect from Filian
Ahhh, the woes of new home ownership...
Like locking yourself out.
Good times.
Been there 😅
why lockpick businesses exist
NO ONE TOLD ME TO PREPARE FOR THE OFF CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING
@@kissykissyuwu Listen, some things you just gotta learn on your own.
Or make a spare that you keep on your person at all times.
Or, you know, call Papa Numi.
@@kissykissyuwuremember. As soon as you start to think “it’s ok that won’t happen, it will happen.” Every time. Without fail.
A cooking story with a majority of other things that doesn't involve actual cooking until then end with NPC Count, locking themselves outside their HQ, and Numi Bocchi reaction towards Sexy IRL people. Numi, using her thighs to heat up the blender to open while her friends are OK with it, and made her dress in an anime trope. Thank you, Numi and friends, for this gorgeous image of Numi in a "Do you want a food, bath or me?" apron
Numi will probably get more proficient with using her sometimes door opening key card the more she walks around the outside of her property with a cardboard box covering the top half of her body.
Somehow Numi lives in her own anime world.
4:01 That man was byfar the most sane Walmart NPC
It wasn’t at a walmart idk why he was saying all that 😭
@kissykissyuwu tried to be funny and it didn't work but then sounded like count chocula. Not a combination any sane person would want to interact with
Whoever scripted that man is terrible at scripting
@@xerophyxx_aviation My bad. I was writing up silly D&D NPC's to flesh out my campaign and it broke containment.
@@Kurogane893 💀
Shoulda said "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
And then, they where Friends... and nothing more... nothing more...
Guy: ....
Girl: liar...
Me: i agree-
You're such a great storyteller. Thank you, Numi!
She sure is.
@@tapiokallio3526 No doubt!
This girl wants to live by herself
OH MY GOD, WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE THESE ROASTINGS??? -Manager Court
When she's an anime girl online and IRL Gladge
Numi is literally me when it comes to social situations, and... because of that, these stories sometimes bring back so much traumatic memories. But then I remember that one time I was assertive, alpha energy, not cringe, and didn't fumble, and that helps somewhat with the coping.
I read the title of the video, thought it was clickbait, clicked anyway cause Numi is just that unpredictably random. I am not disappointed.
Numi’s life is like that one slice-of-life movie.
Absolute Cinema -Manager Court
@@kissykissyuwu 100% on Rotten Tomatoes!
Numi life is a sitcom.
Low-key, a friend group like Numi's is absolutely legendary
me but high key
lmao i think a lot of girls are this comfy w their friends tbh i know when i tell these stories it’s a shock to hear but it’s pretty normal for a lot of girl friend groups to have no issues changing around each other n stuff .. i feel like pe class is what helped people be comfier cause it’s just a whatever thing at the end of the day 😭
@@kissykissyuwuif you can't show the genitals to the homies what can you show them?
Papa Numi is a true dad. Doesn't matter what time or how far away, a real dad will immediately drop whatever he's doing to go help his daughter. Absolute chad behavior.
Yall have some bizarre adventures. Sounding like a filter episode of an anime rn
The wonderfully awkward times of Numi. 😅
That's her manga's name
Okay, but my fave part was that random woman, she sounds adorable and I wish I had that neighbor lmao xD
These are honestly really good stories, It's relaxing listening to her. Especially getting more productive nowadays seeing how much activities Numi has to tell!
thanks for enjoying! :D
Thick thighs really do save lives
And more importantly, pasta.
Numi, your voice is so beautiful and adorable. I could listen to you read a phone book and I would love every second of it! 🖤❤️🤍
Gigachad
@@RhysHill-ur8lq Thanks. 🤜🤛
@@Darthrocker06 I don't need her to know me or love me. I'm happy with just supporting her in any way I can. She's living her life, I'm living mine. 🤷♂️
Yeah, same it got the special something. 🤔
Never knew such a journey to cook for your friends could be so complex & full of twists and turns, all resulting in Numi cooking a beautiful pasta dish *with nothing but a shirt & apron on.*
Another day in the life of Nihmune the goofy-aah half-Demon, half-hooman gal. 😂😅
i get a sadistic enjoyment from her termoil like no other. there's just something so comical and entertaining about someone that puts in 2x the effort yet always seems to fail.
😢
The editting is so good, gotta say I loved it
Straightest girl friends
bro was off his meds
Gamer bath water
E-thot Fart
Numi - Thigh jar/bottle opener
I love 2024.
sending this one to the product team -Manager Court
The silly little animations are my favorite part
This is why Numi has a goon couch.
(and a barrel of lube)
The legend says her thighs can put an end to world hungry, poverty, cure all cancers and even bring world peace. They are all too powerful for us all to comprehend
Just finished catching up on this streams Vod and now re-hearing this story with the edits makes it even better LMAOO
Of all the videos to come across on a recommended feed, and this is the one to get me to subscribe...
Damn it Numi... lol
*hits sub button*
Hey being able to go from not cooking at all to cooking 2 things may not seem like a lot to some people but it is an accomplishment. I didn't know how before and now after a lot of practice I can cook 3 and 4 course meals easily
hoping to get there soon too :’)
@kissykissyuwu just keep going with the practice and you'll be there in no time. I had so many bad things I cooked at first but learning something new is always worth it. At some point you'll be the one cooking on the 3rd week cause you're that good at it
@@kissykissyuwu Serious advice: get a meal kit system like EveryPlate. Gives you a clear recipe to follow and all the ingredients.
Numi whenever she is surrounded by good looking people:
*Boochi heart attack*
Being locked out of a house, duplex, or apartment/hotel is a pain sometimes. I remember as a kid me and my Mom forgot the keys to the house were inside so we were locked out for like an hour…under the hot late spring sun. Sat on the bench, walked around the neighborhood, anything to kill time. Thankfully my father came home from work and unlocked the front door. We laughed about it sometimes for quite awhile lmao. Good times
Jesus Cristo. I wish I could live in Numi's mind just for a day. I wouldn't get anything done but I bet it would be fun.
She would definately benefit from one of those "one pot pasta" books.
Great editing on this one!
i was like "heyyy i was there for this!!" the hole time i was scrolling thru your clips😭😭
By blender, I take it she means a nutribullet
I used the magic bullet!
@@kissykissyuwuAyo!?!
😉😏☠️🤣🥰🤗
Only thing that has ever defeated me in a twist-off battle so I had a feeling
Ok but what is the pasta recipe though
94% lean 6% fat ground beef
cook that up with some olive oil then add italian seasoning salt and pepper and paprika!
for the sauce cut and cook this together
1 bell pepper
1.5 tomatoes
2 tsp of olive oil, paprika, italian seasoning, salt, pepper, garlic!
cook and let rest for 5 minutes then add these ingredients, pasta water, and some cream cheese into your blender/food processor then blend!
mix the meat with your sauce then add the pasta 🙇♀️
"Don't worry girls i just need to take off my pants" the girls prolly thinking "okay where's the hidden video camera"
Numi you meet the most interesting people in the most normal of places! Thanks for the video i laughed so much!
I am willing to pay good money for that picture.
I am now a devout follower of the Holy Thighble. May the almighty thighs cure all that ails us with their incredible clenching power. So may it be. 🙏
Oh no I can’t open gamersupps if only there was someone who could help me 😢😂
if only there was a strong half demon girl who got kicked out of hell for being too nice that could help you... -Manager Court
To nice?
Or just an airhead cute demon girl?
Who make real caos and hell to hell himself? 🤔😅
Papa Numi’s icon is not accurate he should be an even Bigger Giga Chad
Weird npc homie definitely tripping balls/ate too much of the edible
Numi hands down is the best storyteller like girl all of this happened in a month 🤣🤣
Home from work and to a new numi video YIPPIE! and all hail papa numi!
Dude at the store was probably high, lol.
love that montage :D
Numi always has the most interesting stories to tell - why do most of them seem to either be about doing something dumb or being embarrassed? This had both so double win
4:05 That is something my friend Evan would do. Laugh and all.
The only thing I need to know how to make is Mac n Cheese (I make it in a pressure cooker because I’m ballin like that).
I have been feeling my arteries pumping for weeks now (except in my arms), and every color I see is a couple shades darker but holy crap that mac is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Dude just make rice and lentil (Together or separate, up to you. )
I mean, aside from never leaving the house without my keys and using a dishrag to open tight containers, I agree with every choice made here.
Numi ❤😂 best story teller ❤😊
Getting your first place is a bit overwhelming. All of a sudden you go from having a single room's worth of belongings to so much more space that your stuff feels inadequate to fill the void.
Yep felt that fr fr ;-;
The way I folded when she was talking about the woman I CANNOT
Oh my she cooked all you know
You're allowed to use a recipe Numi. You dont have to memorize the recipe, this isn't biology class. Look up more recipes and enjoy cooking. Try a steak. Its easy. Start with a thin one.
i wanna memorize recipes so i can make em without worry 🥸
@@kissykissyuwu that's fine, but better to take it slow and follow a recipe first. Especially if you're new to cooking.
Make it a couple of times, then try doing it without. Take your time, and good luck.
@@kissykissyuwu Most people have a recipe box or book somewhere that they reference for all the stuff they don't do all the time.
SquChan would like to know your location
I’m imagining the fan art
Very wild story😂😂 I bet that pic goes hard 😂😂
a meal and a show for the guest, goddamn numi fancy as hell
3:44
No one :
My brian :
Tell my why ain't nothing but a headache
Dang I wish I could have witnessed it.. Oh well I can dream and imagine
Despite not knowing most of the people mentioned in this story in any capacity, I was very invested in this story. What an adventure of a story lol
Beautiful
Ah yes. The things guys can never do darelessly
Why does something that chaotic sound so funny? xD
There is approximately a 100% chance that random dude was high on something
3:44 ain't nothin' but a heartache~
Lol Numi got magic legs.
This is where it turns out all 3 of them saw a ghost of an employee who died when the store was a Walmart haha 🤣
never leave the house without your keys
Every time a Numi story time starts I think “what disaster story is she going to tell us this time?”. Also Numi proves that thighs save lives
V Tubers when they try to do real life things..
This is a little late but have you tried making shrimp scampi? You need to cook some shrimp on a buttered pan, add a little bit of cooking wine, add crushed pepper flakes and garlic for flavor (you can also add breading crumbs for texture), and stir the shrimp until they get bright and colorful. The pasta noodles can be cooked normally but once they’re done, carefully pour a little bit of the pasta water into the shrimp to get some of that excess starch, moisture, before you serve the food. It also doesn’t hurt to add lemon juice to the shrimp, a little salt and oil to the boiling water before you add the noodles , and also some extra veggies like chives or chopped onions to the shrimp.
That our airhead numi, but we love you like that ❤
The electric key thing you forgot the name of is named “Fob”
Numi's life is basically a slice of life with spice.
If only we could find that picture.
The bell in her head was my intrusive thoughts.
I’m also trying to become the easy bake oven.
That's something to remember
I will never understand how people just leave the house without their keys
In my defense I didn't expect the key lock thing to just die on me and I just got the place but I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON
I love how every vtuber dad is always a chad of some sort. Papa Numi based
Reasons NOT to depend on those devices
That guy was messing with them.