I'm writing the next Assassin's Creed. It'll be a Zulu warrior in the service of King Shaka. Naturally, I'm making the protagonist a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish man.
Ubisoft used to send designers to whatever city they were recreating to meet with historical preservationists and to see the city they were making. How far they have fallen.
What’s fascinating about the assassin’s creed thing is that Ubisoft can’t even shield themselves with the “you all are racist” argument because everyone just wanted to play as a Japanese person lol
To be fair to the Assassin's Creed team: They did manage to get people to learn who the fuck Yasuke was. And all it took was presenting him in the worst possible light and piss off the country you were 'trying' to be 'respectful toward'...
they did not manage that at all. They get all their information from the highly innacurate book published by Thomas Lockley who claims he is a legendary black samurai. Yasuke is only mentioned in a few pieces of history, none to portray him as a samurai at all, in truth we dont know jack shit about Yasuke, its just Thomas Lockley and his heavily criticized book.
@@SoullessAIMusic I dunno. Sounds like we still learned all about Yasuke and more specifically the lies spread about him. And the fact that it exposed a hack is still a win I. My book.
You guys actually got me into watching Doctor Who. Not necessarily the old old stuff but the stuff from 10 years ago. And I just got done watching The Family of Blood. Those episodes were really good to me.
I was dumb enough to watch an hour of that Lolcow live stream. Thanks for that boogie clip Az, It's been awhile since I have laughed that hard at a new meme.
I love how a majority of the Deadpool and Wolverine discussion was fuckin cameos. Who gives a shit? I'm tired of this gimmick. Tell a good story. Mandalorian season 2, The Flash, Doctor Strange Muliverse of Madness and Spiderman No Way Home all over again.
I still think it’s funny how Ubisoft has an African African character from about 400 years in the past, and their first idea for his fighting music is “hip hop, obviously”.
@@samuel5591 didn’t even know she was in that. I only knew of her in two things, The Sopranos only because it’s my favorite show and A Star is Born. Now, The Joker 2. Hey, if she’s good at it, more power to her, I suppose.
The narrative for AC shadows is a great example of the woke using whatever excuse sticks: For WEEKS the line was _"He _*_WAS_*_ a Samurai!!!11!!1! Wahhh!!!"_ Then suddenly _"It's FINE that he wasn't a samurai! Historical license is perfectly acceptable!"_ I've had SJWs use both in single comment threads, it's pathetic.
So, this show needs another intro, based on the TGIF ABC block theme for whenever Gary's hosting the chat over on Nerdrotic, to do a sort of US v Britain intro... does that make sense?
I thought the same thing but wasn't Logan set in the future and all mutants are nearly wiped out. I'm guessing deadpools universe is different from the fox xmenverse
@@jeggsonvohees2201 yeah maybe, I see DP's universe as one standard deviation from that universe, where it's so close the only difference is pikachu has a black tail or something
Well, it shows him dying in one of the trailers, and x23 talking about how he saved her. So, I have to assume that it is set a few years after that. At least ten.
AZ can never make a joke once. He as to repeat it 100 fucking times until he's the only one laughing. and then 100 more times until he's not even laughing.
Seriously, they're gonna go nuts. Wheelchair Deadpool Hunchback Deadpool Hulk Deadpool Pride Deadpool Body Positivity Deadpool Old Deadpool Sunday Dress Deadpool Lumberjack Deadpool Leather Daddy Deadpool A sentient pool of blood Hugh Jackman Deadpool Etc etc etc
@@Lars.442 I hope it pans out because I’m starting get a little annoyed. Listen, I’m all for a slow burn, but there is only 2 episodes left, and I’m getting sick of the slow churn of Daemon in Harrenhal with those sequences. And the fact that Rhaneyra has done nothing to show her power and strength, and I want to see that. I hope the last two make up for it, but by far season 1 is the way better of the two
30:27 an extra little detail that makes this even funnier is female ninjas aren't typically called"Shinobi" they are called "Kunoichi". Ubisoft didnt care at all.
Just to add to the diagnosis discussion, a friends daughter couldn't find a job and was complaining that its a "difficult market" her mums friends son got a job recently and she was told to call him. She asked "how did you get a job, it's so difficult"... "Just said I was trans on the application form" "There's nothing they can do about it, they can ask about sexuality"
@@tjjordan4207 you'd be right if it wasnt for the fact that glen powell's character is literally pointless, the outcome of the movie is the same with or without him, and it gave definate"you were special all along" vibes towards the end. Twisters is a woke movie but they have become better at hiding the usual woke tropes
@@cosmictreason2242 I get what you're saying and I agree about the definition by itself, but Jones' character never felt like a girlboss (not in the woke sense). She makes mistakes and isn't treated like she's perfect. And I never felt like the intention behind her character was to push any agenda, which I found surprising because I went in fully expecting it.
@@stefanjrgensen6842 I disagree with you there. Powell's character plays a part in helping Jones' character come to terms with her past mistake and gives her the chance to test out her theory. The team that she came to help with Javi wouldn't have helped out or given her tools needed. That said, I do agree that Powell's character should have played a larger role in the conclusion than being stuck in a theater. I would have had him being with Jones' in the truck, as he knows how it works better than she does.
2:27:25 woah! Ron Pearlman annoys me too, but give credit where it's due! City of Lost Children is amazing and Pearlman did a great job. He even learned his lines in French
Star Trek Continues did the sequel to Mirror Mirror and it was brilliant - way better than anything done in the "real" Trek universe. It took place immediately after the end of the original episode and was set entirely in the Mirror Universe.
So if HotD "goes down" it will because of the Lesbonian character but it has nothing to do with her being Lesbonian despite a lot of people saying it's because she's Lesbonian ? That makes no sense.
When you say "Chris Gore has seen it" ANYTHING ELSE YOU SAY AFTER THAT IS A SPOILER. I immediately yelled NOOO! and scrambled to mute my ipad. Why do you constantly do this?
Im guessing deadpool might make back movies that disney lost past few months and rhan will be it, will not save disney. But deadpool 3 looks good, so if they can make a movie like deadpool why cant all their stuff be like it and not M-She-U, make it make sense.
26:07 - Oh my gosh. Never thought I'd see Pat and Woolie on one of these streams. It's the weirdest kind of "crossover" I ever experienced. I used to watch their Super Best Friends channel for nearly 10 years, and listen to their weekly podcasts. Until the channel ended, and then Pat and Woolie started showing their woke side significantly more. I stopped watching them and I was essentially "homeless" until I found you guys a few years later, on the day that Rittenhouse was acquitted. And I'm glad I did, because this content sphere has been filling that void I had since I stopped watching them.
We never meant for Assassins Creed to be historically accurate... Except for the Egyptian one where the games director literally fought witb people in twitter about Egypt and Kangz n Shiiiiieeet
Remember when movies had one trailer? And then you just had to wait? I wonder if the new 'four fucking trailers before the movie is even done with shooting' might be because of how often they're now going back and reshooting the whole movie?
Re the “inappropriate covers of the Silver Age”, there used to be a website called Super-Dickery. It was dedicated to all the Silver Age stories where Superman was a dick to his friends. Very funny, I don’t know if it’s still online.
Mauler’s laughter at the tipples thing is a national treasure
Mauler's laugh is one of the best I've ever heard. It's so infectious
Global treasure. Its a gift to mankind.
It took me by surprise to hear him laugh like that. It was refreshing.
It was funny to hear his goblin mode laugh I didn't mind hearing boogie shriek tipples so many times cause maulr was making me laugh
Who knew the laugh of an eldritch god could sound so adorable?
Twitting Boogie's tipples was the only thing that brought her joy in life
Hearing boogie say twitted my tipples is my only joy in life
I'm writing the next Assassin's Creed. It'll be a Zulu warrior in the service of King Shaka. Naturally, I'm making the protagonist a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish man.
Finally some representation. We barely have any Swedes in Hollywood
Dutch
Sounds very diverse!! I’m preordering now!!
In fairness there were more white slaves in Africa by a factor of tens of thousnads than black men in Japan
That’s more likely than what they did…
Mailer cry laughing is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
Saw your comment before the show got to that clip and after seeing it, you are so right. 😆
I have never heard Mauler laugh like that. I'm so happy this is how I started my day.😊
You should hear him lose it when he sees the Isle of Man flag.
@@S4nshe was also kind of drunk on the isle of man flag short too lol
Haven't heard him laugh that hard since Az decapitated a baby Yoda doll in front of Nina Infinity.
You should've heard him laugh at the Glizzy TikTok thing, on the episode where Gary had flown over to visit Az. I swear, that laugh can cure cancer. 🤣
“Don’t complain to our collaborators who lied in order to help complete our retcon of historical truths”- Ubisoft and the ministry of truth
Mauler was having the time of his life with that clip.
"Just one more" near the end slayed me.
That Samurai Champloo episode where they play baseball is more historically accurate than ASS ASSins Creed Shadows
Twitted Tipples is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
“Prepare to witness Zack Snyder’s true version.”
What do you mean? He’s been in full control of these movies!
"What do you mean?"... "What do you mean" 😭 *Jennifer Lawrence meme
120% Snyder
@@tjjordan4207 the true version is that the entire movie is in slow motion.
Which breaks MauLer more:
Tipples or the Isle of Man flag?
Bonus points, SOMEONE MAKE AN ISLE OF TIPPLES FLAG.
THE MAN TIPPLES FLAG IT HAS BEEN...TWITTED.
He laughed pretty hard about what Eric July called captain marvel with her Nega Bands 😅
Isle of man by a large margin!
@@snusemcgoose1001That was hysterical!
@kevinjackman4026 dude I still go back to rewatch that clip every now and then it's so funny
Mauler laughing at tipples being twitted is the only thing that gives me joy in life.
Also, sognurT backwards is Trungos. I frickin love EFAP memes.
Deadpool 3 looks good enough to pirate.
Yup they no longer deserve our money
Gary's face morphing into 'wtf' at 1:58 is priceless.
Ubisoft used to send designers to whatever city they were recreating to meet with historical preservationists and to see the city they were making.
How far they have fallen.
What’s fascinating about the assassin’s creed thing is that Ubisoft can’t even shield themselves with the “you all are racist” argument because everyone just wanted to play as a Japanese person lol
Ubifloppy: "Japan is racistmos!"
Japan: "Yes. And your game is still shite. Be gone diversity hires!"
27:47 Translation: Please, _please_ don’t add our game to SBI Detected.
100%
Of course, they wouldn't have needed SBI etc - Unisoft have that shit in their DNA at this point. They basically started the whole thing.
To be fair to the Assassin's Creed team: They did manage to get people to learn who the fuck Yasuke was. And all it took was presenting him in the worst possible light and piss off the country you were 'trying' to be 'respectful toward'...
The franchise went down hill after Ezio’s story ended.
they did not manage that at all. They get all their information from the highly innacurate book published by Thomas Lockley who claims he is a legendary black samurai. Yasuke is only mentioned in a few pieces of history, none to portray him as a samurai at all, in truth we dont know jack shit about Yasuke, its just Thomas Lockley and his heavily criticized book.
@@tjjordan4207based. That's all i played lol. Actually wait, he was still in a game or two after Revelations wasn't he?
@@SoullessAIMusic I dunno. Sounds like we still learned all about Yasuke and more specifically the lies spread about him.
And the fact that it exposed a hack is still a win I. My book.
Was that someone people needed to know about?
You guys actually got me into watching Doctor Who. Not necessarily the old old stuff but the stuff from 10 years ago. And I just got done watching The Family of Blood. Those episodes were really good to me.
Doctor who from eccelston (9) all the way to Capaldi (12) is worth the watch it's great up until 12s regeneration after that don't bother
Maulers laugh makes it so much fucking better holy shit I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣
I was dumb enough to watch an hour of that Lolcow live stream. Thanks for that boogie clip Az, It's been awhile since I have laughed that hard at a new meme.
I googled "tipples" on youtube and someone has already clipped the part. Stupid thing to put on the search bar, but the clip was worth it
*_The RBBC_** Reacts:*
41:48 *_Deadpool & Wolverine_* Final trailer
54:14 *_Joker: Folie à Deux_* Official Trailer
I love how a majority of the Deadpool and Wolverine discussion was fuckin cameos. Who gives a shit? I'm tired of this gimmick. Tell a good story. Mandalorian season 2, The Flash, Doctor Strange Muliverse of Madness and Spiderman No Way Home all over again.
I still think it’s funny how Ubisoft has an African African character from about 400 years in the past, and their first idea for his fighting music is “hip hop, obviously”.
American?
@@barnbwtHow could it be African American if it is in Japan before the foundation of the United States? Modern people are so frustratingly stupid.
@@barnbwtAmerica wasn't a thing 400 years ago and there was no african people there.
You can say "African" once and not lot like a ret*rd, you know.
@@barnbwtyou okay ?
After the premier of Deadpool 2, Blake said: who do I have to fuck to get in a Deadpool movie??? She's funny 😂
Lady Gaga got her acting career going a long time ago. She was in The Sopranos for roughly 2 minutes.
I liked her in American Horror Story : Hotel - overall one of the better seasons
@@samuel5591 didn’t even know she was in that. I only knew of her in two things, The Sopranos only because it’s my favorite show and A Star is Born. Now, The Joker 2. Hey, if she’s good at it, more power to her, I suppose.
The narrative for AC shadows is a great example of the woke using whatever excuse sticks:
For WEEKS the line was _"He _*_WAS_*_ a Samurai!!!11!!1! Wahhh!!!"_
Then suddenly _"It's FINE that he wasn't a samurai! Historical license is perfectly acceptable!"_
I've had SJWs use both in single comment threads, it's pathetic.
If MauLer could paus time, he'd show up the next day 300 years old with five videos.
the gang laughing at tipples, made me remember them laughing at glizzie man at the "Gary LIVE at Casa de AZ" BBC episode, had a damn good laugh thanks
Hail Az, Gary & MauLer. Love you all.
They are the best!!! 😍
So, this show needs another intro, based on the TGIF ABC block theme for whenever Gary's hosting the chat over on Nerdrotic, to do a sort of US v Britain intro... does that make sense?
I 👍
Something in this ballpark would be cool, yeah.
Ir the cheers intro
It's interesting that Deadpool speaks of his world's Wolverine in the past tense. I wonder if this takes place sometime after Logan?
I thought the same thing but wasn't Logan set in the future and all mutants are nearly wiped out. I'm guessing deadpools universe is different from the fox xmenverse
@DeadDingoDan It might be, Deadpool is in modern day yet we saw First Class xmen in DP2.
@@jeggsonvohees2201 yeah maybe, I see DP's universe as one standard deviation from that universe, where it's so close the only difference is pikachu has a black tail or something
Well, it shows him dying in one of the trailers, and x23 talking about how he saved her. So, I have to assume that it is set a few years after that. At least ten.
Tuesdays really suck…then I see The Real BBC artwork and hear the intro song, and everything gets better!!!
AZ can never make a joke once. He as to repeat it 100 fucking times until he's the only one laughing. and then 100 more times until he's not even laughing.
I'm pretty sure I see a multiverse of Deadpools in that smoke behind the female Deadpool.
Seriously, they're gonna go nuts.
Wheelchair Deadpool
Hunchback Deadpool
Hulk Deadpool
Pride Deadpool
Body Positivity Deadpool
Old Deadpool
Sunday Dress Deadpool
Lumberjack Deadpool
Leather Daddy Deadpool
A sentient pool of blood
Hugh Jackman Deadpool
Etc etc etc
Love Gary's Speed Racer shirt. Was funny to hear the discussion regarding Assassin's Creed statement - Buggering achievement unlocked!
Assassins Creed went from Black Flag to Black... well Flag without the L.
...Lflag?
@@bilibobfuchs6207 Whoops. Just fixed it.
That game could be the best game ever made and I’m not buying that bullshit. It’s the first one I won’t be playing.
Likewise. I'm one of those wierdos that enjoy AC (except Valhalla - that was boring as fuck) but will be a hard pass on this racist shit
Mauler is as consistent in Tipples making him laugh as he is in his media criticism
Time will prove that Az waiting to watch HoT D was the smart move.
@@Lars.442 I hope it pans out because I’m starting get a little annoyed. Listen, I’m all for a slow burn, but there is only 2 episodes left, and I’m getting sick of the slow churn of Daemon in Harrenhal with those sequences. And the fact that Rhaneyra has done nothing to show her power and strength, and I want to see that. I hope the last two make up for it, but by far season 1 is the way better of the two
_Quarter-black_ could take samples from the "Elephant's Foot" and reflect all the neutrons back into the Corium to restart Unit 4.
30:27 an extra little detail that makes this even funnier is female ninjas aren't typically called"Shinobi" they are called "Kunoichi". Ubisoft didnt care at all.
I have rewatched the first 5ish minutes of this episode like 10 times over this past week. Love y'all, thank you for everything!
how come no one has noticed logan's CGI muscles??? so obvious! lol
AZ "Lets look at the trailer" i get a underwear advert !! just for a second i thought what is Reynolds doing now.
10 days later, still hilarious
I'm like 5 mins in and just listening to MauLer laugh has me roflmao😆😆😆
Musicals.....Monty Python, Mel Brooks and of course, Dolly.
Disney think that throwing money at everything is the same as having good stories and scripts.
F*ck yes, let's watch Firefly and Serenity!
Look at the Gary face when he first saw that tipple clip.
Just to add to the diagnosis discussion, a friends daughter couldn't find a job and was complaining that its a "difficult market" her mums friends son got a job recently and she was told to call him.
She asked "how did you get a job, it's so difficult"...
"Just said I was trans on the application form"
"There's nothing they can do about it, they can ask about sexuality"
I love when Mauler completely loses it laughing.
Okay imma need a link to the tipples clip please 😂
Saw the thing on twitter and I told myself: I'll read it later. 5 or so hours later I still haven't read it myself. Thank you Az!
twisters is very much a "the girl is the key to everything" kind of movie but then again, it does have a fermale lead so it makes sense i guess
That film did the main female character right because she was likable and relatable, and never once was trying to upstage the guy.
@@tjjordan4207 you'd be right if it wasnt for the fact that glen powell's character is literally pointless, the outcome of the movie is the same with or without him, and it gave definate"you were special all along" vibes towards the end. Twisters is a woke movie but they have become better at hiding the usual woke tropes
@@tjjordan4207Woke lies in the intention and not the outcome so your defense isn't valid (this isn't meant to be aggressive)
@@cosmictreason2242 I get what you're saying and I agree about the definition by itself, but Jones' character never felt like a girlboss (not in the woke sense). She makes mistakes and isn't treated like she's perfect. And I never felt like the intention behind her character was to push any agenda, which I found surprising because I went in fully expecting it.
@@stefanjrgensen6842 I disagree with you there. Powell's character plays a part in helping Jones' character come to terms with her past mistake and gives her the chance to test out her theory. The team that she came to help with Javi wouldn't have helped out or given her tools needed.
That said, I do agree that Powell's character should have played a larger role in the conclusion than being stuck in a theater. I would have had him being with Jones' in the truck, as he knows how it works better than she does.
I've just finished work and I'm howling already
The Real BBC is one of the only things that brings joy in my life DDD
Didn’t know who boogy was. Until the latest efap episode. What a mind blowing experience.
Fancy a little tipple before bedtime ?
Huge shout out to Gary, travelling across US and still finds time to chat. Thank you.
Edward Norton Hulk Vs Wolverine, Blade, Chris Evans Torch, Henry Cavil as Wolverine
+ bbc stealing public 💰 not new nerdrotic…🍻🥰🏴
assassins creed 1 is fantastic AZ you take that back DDD
I do love me a good tipple twitting! MauLy's laugh is amazing lmao
You guys need to start reuploading trailer section some gold is lost boys , just clip it DDDd
Lloyd Bridges as President Benson from Hot Shots 2, was hilariously dumb, (But seems too legit in modern day.)
I cannot wait to see part 2 of the histories of boogy. Tipples better be in there.
sigh, so is Loki required viewing for this?
Mars Attacks is a lot of fun
An Eldritch God losing his shit over tipples brightened up my day immensely.
Awesome to hear you are rucking! Good shit.
2:27:25 woah! Ron Pearlman annoys me too, but give credit where it's due! City of Lost Children is amazing and Pearlman did a great job. He even learned his lines in French
I can’t stop watching the boogie clip. Honestly my side hurts 😂😂😂 twitting my tipples
Star Trek Continues did the sequel to Mirror Mirror and it was brilliant - way better than anything done in the "real" Trek universe. It took place immediately after the end of the original episode and was set entirely in the Mirror Universe.
Meme incoming! _"Twittet my F@@@ing Tipples!"_ This guy needs to do a cold reboot!
Who the fuck cares about boogie.
Warning! To those not yet watched. The first clip of boogie resulted in me laughing so hard I needed a change of underwear.
AZ has absolutely destroyed "wot?" It used to be MauLer's thing, but now AZ has run it into the ground.
1:52 Boogie looks like an Oompa Loompa having a bad trip cause he ate a real amanita muscaria 🍄 instead of one made of cake and frosting.
So if HotD "goes down" it will because of the Lesbonian character but it has nothing to do with her being Lesbonian despite a lot of people saying it's because she's Lesbonian ? That makes no sense.
When you say "Chris Gore has seen it" ANYTHING ELSE YOU SAY AFTER THAT IS A SPOILER. I immediately yelled NOOO! and scrambled to mute my ipad. Why do you constantly do this?
Can’t believe Gary was in my home ave I didn’t even get to know.
Im guessing deadpool might make back movies that disney lost past few months and rhan will be it, will not save disney. But deadpool 3 looks good, so if they can make a movie like deadpool why cant all their stuff be like it and not M-She-U, make it make sense.
26:07 - Oh my gosh. Never thought I'd see Pat and Woolie on one of these streams. It's the weirdest kind of "crossover" I ever experienced.
I used to watch their Super Best Friends channel for nearly 10 years, and listen to their weekly podcasts. Until the channel ended, and then Pat and Woolie started showing their woke side significantly more.
I stopped watching them and I was essentially "homeless" until I found you guys a few years later, on the day that Rittenhouse was acquitted. And I'm glad I did, because this content sphere has been filling that void I had since I stopped watching them.
99% sure the first film is all in Jokers Head and in the second film it’s all in Harley’s head. It makes sense with the second film being a musical.
2:25:18 - Don't forget about that recent Civil War movie.
We never meant for Assassins Creed to be historically accurate... Except for the Egyptian one where the games director literally fought witb people in twitter about Egypt and Kangz n Shiiiiieeet
Fictional presidents. Yes Bill Pullman from ID but I loved Palmer from 24., so charismatic.
I like Bartlett a lot. And you get to see the office suck the life out of the character just like it does to actual Presidents lol
god mauler keeps ding evrey time AZ plays that cvlp omg
Remember when movies had one trailer? And then you just had to wait? I wonder if the new 'four fucking trailers before the movie is even done with shooting' might be because of how often they're now going back and reshooting the whole movie?
Re the “inappropriate covers of the Silver Age”, there used to be a website called Super-Dickery. It was dedicated to all the Silver Age stories where Superman was a dick to his friends. Very funny, I don’t know if it’s still online.
Ubisoft is so f'ing dumb
Whats dumber is the people trying to defend them
Love Whacking Phoenix in everything I’ve seen him in
Redefining the word Tippler for the New Millennium.
Azz and Gary Grand Tour oooooohhh weeeee
Never expected efap to do a boogie arc, but I’m there for it.
Mauler laughs at the weirdest things, but it’s awesome!
thanks for the great job Mauler m Ridiculous editing boogi man
Lotta lefties in Tucson Gary, beware