the best part of the video so far was you killing CatboyIssac. it was highly needed. the dude was nothing but a liability to the cause and needed to be sent back to the stash and blocked. lol
9:15 "I came in with a Five-Seven and a dream . . . I think the key to Tarkov is just don't try. Just go into a raid and don't expect anything. Just expect to die." Words of wisdom so crisp, so fresh, so incisive they could serve as the foundation for a NEW ORDER, not of piss Lords and Loot Fetishes but of the sheer unadulterated joy of Fishing with zero expectations.
Hoestly everytime i decide that ths kit i bring in is gonna get lost i ussualy come out with so much loot i dont know what to do with it and other times when im trying not to die i get one tapped within the first 5min of raid
@@HEXLOOM So if nobody takes the extract after paying(if they die), it stays there and you can use it as normal. In this case i think the guy died as the animation started.
the most rage inducing part of this game isn't the cheaters, isn't dying to scavs who 1tap you on their first shot from across the map, it's playing with someone who does shit to get you killed then say "nah, that wasn't me. it must have been your fault somehow."
When ppl ask ExfilCamper on stream "what's the fun in sitting in a spot the whole raid?", he replies "have you ever been fishing? it's the same here" This is straight up camping, and I love camping! Sometime you get tiny fish, sometimes you end up empty handed, and sometimes... that chad that killed the whole lobby appears and you just hook him :D Awesome video as always Hex, I was there in the stream and had a blast!
my guess is maybe it scared them and they alt tabbed? or pressed window key or something hahaha at least thats what i like to think because ive 100% done that before
@@HEXLOOM Fun fact, that person was me. (am not just bullshitting you, you can see other clips of mine with the same username on my channel). So actually no, I did not alt tab or anything. When you go to unlock a door, even a second or two after the animation is done, you still can't fire your weapon despite it appearing to everyone else as though you are holding it up. So yeah, that's what happened, the animation had finished but I was not yet able to fire my weapon. XD
Oh and P.S., the second person you killed was my significant other who was VERY new to the game. As soon as you killed me they went in full blown panic mode and just hid in that corner waiting for you to push, I laughed my ass off when the scav just walked by them. The only reason he peeked you at the end was because I was already geared up for another raid and he felt bad about making me wait lol.
lol... done dmt couple of times, but tarkov is much worse when`s about the "pain in the ass! aspect!... both worth trying if youre badass! but never do dmt alone,just bcause you´ve played tarkov solo many times! ^^
the issue i have with this spot is that when there is more than one person i actually have to fight someone if I want to get the loot :D Great vid as always tho 🥰
Saw this video a few months back and it's true, even to this day I always check that room before unlocking the doors. I'm even so paranoid I open the doors to the other rooms nearby and check them too.
hexloom drinking and asking his chat about DMT made me wonder if i'd ended up on joe rogan's channel instead lmfao. DMT is a crazy drug. absolutely white-knuckled insanity. respect that shit. safe travels \m/
@@HEXLOOM not that you asked, but... first time i ever did it i flew through a spiraling cosmic tunnel that spat me into somewhere that looked like a rainbow anodized doctor's office but morphing around in all sorts of non-euclidean ways. i went straight from there into a black hole where i saw some weird fiery version of myself that told me i was already doing the best i could do and that all i had to do was wait for things to get easier. and then, before i could even think about what it meant to be told that by myself, i was back on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling like nothing had happened. absolutely wild stuff.
Just tried it two times, first time I got a midrange solo dude and the other a ultra kitted chad. Can confirm works well. Used AP20 to be extra nasty. Great vid dude!
Tarkov is a fantastic game, there is no doubt. It also has great potential which I hope it will fully manifest in time. There is a game though, that I'm going to start suggesting to some of you Tarkov streamers whom I have come to appreciate (Aqua, you, Tweak, even Eroktic and Klean): Empyrion Galactic Survival. It is a VERY different game from Tarkov, but there are also a few overlaps, that I think you will find interesting. The two major deficiencies in EGS: (a) by default (without mods), death is not really consequential enough; (b) the gun play is pretty basic. What does it offer? Exploring literally an entire galaxy of solar systems, each with anywhere from 1 to 30 celestial bodies, designing your own space ships block-by-block, and with the right mods (Reforged Eden) an experience that is incredibly challenging and involves amazing progression and complexity. The game is mostly PVE focused, but there are even a few servers that have some PVP focus. Even a few that are "hard-core" PVP.
the best part of the video so far was you killing CatboyIssac. it was highly needed. the dude was nothing but a liability to the cause and needed to be sent back to the stash and blocked. lol
That dude is so fucking annoying
9:15 "I came in with a Five-Seven and a dream . . . I think the key to Tarkov is just don't try. Just go into a raid and don't expect anything. Just expect to die."
Words of wisdom so crisp, so fresh, so incisive they could serve as the foundation for a NEW ORDER, not of piss Lords and Loot Fetishes but of the sheer unadulterated joy of Fishing with zero expectations.
honestly super solid advice.
Hoestly everytime i decide that ths kit i bring in is gonna get lost i ussualy come out with so much loot i dont know what to do with it and other times when im trying not to die i get one tapped within the first 5min of raid
Armor changes nothing, expect to get slotted.
Underrated youtuber, your making great contenet and I know your gonna make it big
thank you, gamer
Whaatt, you can still extract if the car leaves? Never knew that.
honestly i didnt either until this happened. HUGE
@@HEXLOOM So if nobody takes the extract after paying(if they die), it stays there and you can use it as normal. In this case i think the guy died as the animation started.
You shouldn't be able to it's a glitch that's happened a lot recently.
@@FlannelPrime wrong
@@asfgssdfgsdfg38 did you create that account to just say that?
“How many six year olds do you think I could fight?”
-Hexloom
the heavy walk to the car gave me anxiety
furthermore, catboy makes so much noise. always wigglin like a worm after an April rain shower
Love all your videos man - would love to see more like this where you address the audience and give context etc yada yada good stuff dooooood
i'll keep that in mind, gamer! thank you for watching!
This shit is something Omid would do.
So glad to have seen some of this live! Always fun in your chat.
all the background noise is so sick man. just absolutely 🤌🤌🤌
the coen brothers would be proud of you dj sexloom
“The key to Tarkov is don’t try and expect to die” this is the path to freedom
IT WORKED!!!!!!!! Best moments in games are when crazy ideas somehow become amazing clips. It was also comical how many time you had to shoot him.
This man is a Walmart general Sam. But not like a disappointing Walmart version. A very satisfying Walmart version
like that feeling when you find something store brand that is just as good as name brand for half the price
A version that uploads
the most rage inducing part of this game isn't the cheaters, isn't dying to scavs who 1tap you on their first shot from across the map,
it's playing with someone who does shit to get you killed then say "nah, that wasn't me. it must have been your fault somehow."
Hexloom discovered camping. Also - one of my fave youtubers
Early gang!
Hold up hexy gotta quick question around 6:10 I'm hearing dirt boyz by kohh ???
you certainly are. big Kohh fan!
When ppl ask ExfilCamper on stream "what's the fun in sitting in a spot the whole raid?", he replies "have you ever been fishing? it's the same here"
This is straight up camping, and I love camping! Sometime you get tiny fish, sometimes you end up empty handed, and sometimes... that chad that killed the whole lobby appears and you just hook him :D
Awesome video as always Hex, I was there in the stream and had a blast!
luckily he ran into no cheaters
I mean the biggest difference is fishing takes skill but you do you
Completed insomnia pretty much doing just this while also hunting for Rashalas guards
love to hear that!
dont share this forbidden rat knowledge
I enjoy seeing the editing style of your vids as I already recognize them from Tarkov Homer's vids.
warning. 12:55 catboy joins
I was there and it looked rattier live
I WISH I HAD MORE THUMBS TO GIVE UP
ahhhhhhh the long ass saiga made it. sick
Ive done that for fun with double shotty and AP 20. :)
People tends to get really pissy about it too for some reason.
another solid choice of weapon
9:46 I love how dude just stood there, faced you, and took it in the chest. No return-fire just a cold stare down as you mag dumped into him.
my guess is maybe it scared them and they alt tabbed? or pressed window key or something hahaha at least thats what i like to think because ive 100% done that before
@@HEXLOOM Fun fact, that person was me. (am not just bullshitting you, you can see other clips of mine with the same username on my channel). So actually no, I did not alt tab or anything. When you go to unlock a door, even a second or two after the animation is done, you still can't fire your weapon despite it appearing to everyone else as though you are holding it up. So yeah, that's what happened, the animation had finished but I was not yet able to fire my weapon. XD
Oh and P.S., the second person you killed was my significant other who was VERY new to the game. As soon as you killed me they went in full blown panic mode and just hid in that corner waiting for you to push, I laughed my ass off when the scav just walked by them. The only reason he peeked you at the end was because I was already geared up for another raid and he felt bad about making me wait lol.
omg hexloom gunning down couples now 😂@@BipolarCanine
Don't mex with the Hex
lol... done dmt couple of times, but tarkov is much worse when`s about the "pain in the ass! aspect!... both worth trying if youre badass! but never do dmt alone,just bcause you´ve played tarkov solo many times! ^^
Honestly tho, going into Tarkov and not trying or expecting anything leads to a lot of my success. So I felt that😂
How does this only have 470 views
it MUST go up
The fact he doesn't use CTRL and ALT in the inventory makes me so mad
Okay so turns out he does use them at the end of the video, just not at really important moments where time is essential ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sometimes i remember. sometimes i don’t.
OMG tarkov is just fishing...
Where the fish send you back to menu when you fvck up lol
That kill from Avid's POV had me rolling 😄
the issue i have with this spot is that when there is more than one person i actually have to fight someone if I want to get the loot :D Great vid as always tho 🥰
First time I'm watching one of your videos. I had to verify you weren't General Sam, but I still believe u are
Also wanna say thanks again to sleazy for the gift sub this stream haha
GREAT video dude, chef's kiss
thank you thank you!
@@HEXLOOM now if you dont mind, i will be analyzing this video until ive soaked up every single bit of tech used to make it
Tarkov fishing is when I used to plant a gpu on interchange for SBIH back in the day
Hexloom is the thinking man's tarkov streamer, refined, cool, calm and collected. S tier content lad!
Oh fuck @GeneralSam is absolutely going to steal this shit and call it his own, here we go boys
dude i took out 3 man with APB on full auto once just ran out of ammo and got sided by another chump..
wait so you can take the car even if its not there, if it leaves without anyone?? Im so confused, how did I not know this!
Saw this video a few months back and it's true, even to this day I always check that room before unlocking the doors. I'm even so paranoid I open the doors to the other rooms nearby and check them too.
i’ve stopped checking the room because it’s my goal to die to someone coming out of that room that’s seen the video
I've slways called staying late and sniping with a bolty "fishing"
hexloom drinking and asking his chat about DMT made me wonder if i'd ended up on joe rogan's channel instead lmfao.
DMT is a crazy drug. absolutely white-knuckled insanity. respect that shit. safe travels \m/
its something thats always interested me, too scared to try honestly, but i love hearing stories about people doing it
@@HEXLOOM not that you asked, but...
first time i ever did it i flew through a spiraling cosmic tunnel that spat me into somewhere that looked like a rainbow anodized doctor's office but morphing around in all sorts of non-euclidean ways. i went straight from there into a black hole where i saw some weird fiery version of myself that told me i was already doing the best i could do and that all i had to do was wait for things to get easier. and then, before i could even think about what it meant to be told that by myself, i was back on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling like nothing had happened.
absolutely wild stuff.
wait how'd you take the car it literally drove off
I am here not because the algorithm brought me
I AM HERE BECAUSE THE ALGORITHM BROUGHT SOMEONE ELEE
happy to have you here however you got here
shoukdve called sam he wouldve understood the assignment
Dude you bugged the car exfil. ive never seen that
wow good vid ty
We all have a friend that does not listen!!! Great video dude keep it up.
6:48 gamma control?
nah, i did it in premiere for YT in an attempt to have people not just seeing a blank screen for a bit
You should listen to Hex from Dance with the Dead
Hog. Of course Issac can’t fucking sit still.
Just tried it two times, first time I got a midrange solo dude and the other a ultra kitted chad. Can confirm works well. Used AP20 to be extra nasty. Great vid dude!
that’s what i like to see!!!
dude why do u only have 7k subs ur content is worth billions
This felt like a great value general Sam video good job
+the thumbnail is 👨🏼🍳👌🏼
Did twice in high school last time i took any thing pill form
Where is my CMS!!!!! hahahe best part dude!
Back to your old devious shenanigans eh
When he said he crashed, everyone knew what needed to be done 😂
16:18 had me laughing in tears
Did you know the Queen drop before GTA 6
oh you know it's a hexloom banger 0:00
OMG, the 5seven is a monster! Great vid Hex.
Great stuff, Keep it up sexy and entertaining man
This is the discount general Sam
19:10 was like coach from l4d2
23:44 does anyone know the name of this music?
Remember kids don't camp with a team mate
Catboy is a fucking menace
I LOVE you little VERMIN bro !
3:10 "I was testing my shot" *dies* lmao
Gaddam. Hex is a fucking chad!!
How did you take car after it already left?
at 5:10 i swear somebody farts
Bro broke the katt for the sp-8 😭😭😭
Tried this and they checked...
hex ur camping a timmy quest
never bring a chad to do a rat's job
this video shud be made illegal.
If Sam don’t steal this
tryed to give camping a new name
this man reminds me of general sam
BOUNDless, ENDless, loot.
“Mom I want AquaFPS”
“We have AquaFPS at home”
The AquaFPS at home:
Not worth to carry a zabralo man xD
brb checking the room rn
this shit is funny as hell. keep it up pls
Your so much funnier than aqua. Don't tell him I said that.
General Sam Vibes
just did this. it works!
Tarkov is a fantastic game, there is no doubt. It also has great potential which I hope it will fully manifest in time.
There is a game though, that I'm going to start suggesting to some of you Tarkov streamers whom I have come to appreciate (Aqua, you, Tweak, even Eroktic and Klean): Empyrion Galactic Survival. It is a VERY different game from Tarkov, but there are also a few overlaps, that I think you will find interesting. The two major deficiencies in EGS: (a) by default (without mods), death is not really consequential enough; (b) the gun play is pretty basic.
What does it offer? Exploring literally an entire galaxy of solar systems, each with anywhere from 1 to 30 celestial bodies, designing your own space ships block-by-block, and with the right mods (Reforged Eden) an experience that is incredibly challenging and involves amazing progression and complexity.
The game is mostly PVE focused, but there are even a few servers that have some PVP focus. Even a few that are "hard-core" PVP.
CATBOI WHY!!!
i'm trying this right now. will report back
please do
chef's kiss
Even though you used about 18 rounds in the beginning(which is normal for a five seven), it felt like you had infinite ammo because of the slow motion
did you just delete edge of darkness melee for a sp-8..
id take a cool black machete over a dumb hatchet ANY day