How about spending all that time and resources to build that huge fort with only 3 walls? Things keep getting in by just walking around the walls to the massive beach opening. smh
Well I get it, he wants to try doing it alone to prove it to himself and the other guys, but feels better with backup in case things get bad. Considering his attitude to sacrifice his life to save dinos or tames, this is all well and good, well done Simon!
Sorry to be corrective, I'm not sorry, but it's a spyglass, not telescope. And their settings are just crap considering how long they've played. Up the wild levels of dinos. Thick did this in the beginning basically, and they just forgot all about this? Who is in charge of settings? Fired.
@@Freekyeight both. When Simon relaxes he gets better. When the others do they get worse, granted they're always looking for a "bit" so a lot of their fails are just for laughs
LIKE for new project for ADA and ANTHONY, "Times NEEBS was wrong" *EDIT*: In ARK. Because we all KNOW they don't have enough time to find ALL times! 🤣. **Bonus** There will DEFINITELY be clips of THE WYVERN KING!
11:09 Simon: "You can mine for Obsidian on the side of mountains, right?" Neebs: "No." (Neebs believing Obsidian can only be found in Caves) Obsidian was then later found and mined on the side of the mountain.
Hey guys when you farm with anky and argy combo, someone can ride the anky while the other flys the argy. The anky rider can use attack and gather metal. 💪
@@jordandittman9474 I genuinely think they are putting a lot of it "on" for the recording, unfortunately they aren't noobs or bad at the game, we all know this and it shows in so many ways, but the whole starting and not finishing stuff is kind of weird though.
Doedics (aka Goofball) also do the swing while being dragged, and so do beavers with trees, though that's harder to manage. Best way to gather stone early game, just pump weight in both an argee and a doedic, and swing for the fences!
8:05 The item's percentage shows its quality level. For instance, a 120% rifle delivers 20% more damage, so both regular bullets and tranq darts will have 20% more impact in damage or tranquilizing effect.
No matter if I am having a bad day all I have to do is put on a Neebs gaming video and it always helps turn things around and help me laugh when I need it so thank you guys for always putting a smile on my face and many others 😊
Never heard "ta ta for now" before. I looked it up. A British radio show popularized the phrase during WW2. Supposedly, its so popular in England people often say it as their dying last words. Some Americans know the phrase from Winnie the Pooh. I didn't really watch that show as a kid so I missed that one.
It has been so awesome this weekend getting a chance to meet the guys and the conversations have been on point.. so humble.. more than blessed fot this opportunity. See y'all at the costume party tonight!
We love you, Brian. As our beloved Simon who has entertained us for years, and for the man behind the character as well. The same goes for all of you fine fellows.
I like the low tames ( I told y’all this before) so I can lvl their points up in certain areas ( & it won’t take as long to get them points) if they are low level
Neebs default response to anything he didn't come up with himself is to try to gaslight the world into believing he either did or that thing doesn't exist lol.
The suspense, anticipation, and interest for whatever the giant box and these signs has really come on gone. Its been dragged out long enough its just whatever now. Enjoying the series just well beyond ready for the mystery to unfold.
Neebs crew, id like to recommend a game for yall to try out? Its called Path of Titans, you play as dinosaurs and grow from bebe to adult in multiplayer, im sure thered be lots of stuff to do, and could be a nice change up!
So Simon is trying to use the Argie trap more efficiently (only needing to have one door open, then moving through the human sized holes on the side). Seems the rest of the team is just stuck in "this is how we do it, 'cause that's how we've always done it, even if it clearly works poorly and takes forever"? xD
Neebs: I don't have bad ideas
Me: The Dino Union
was it last week he attacked an alfa raptor for no reason, wile simon said it was a bad idea
@@mjrod316 Ah, the good ol' dino union from extinction. That was hilarious
How about spending all that time and resources to build that huge fort with only 3 walls? Things keep getting in by just walking around the walls to the massive beach opening. smh
@davidvondoom2853 Yep, dino pathing has evolved compared to ase
Stealing Dora's and Thicks Wyverns and getting kicked from the tribe
Simon: “I WANTED TO TRY AND DO IT WITHOUT YOU”
also Simon: “Oh, so you’re just gonna make me do it by myself?” 😂
I'd do the same lol.
I know right he drives me nuts like a damn kid
Simon's a special kind of special.
Typical Simon idiocy, then he gets mad.
Well I get it, he wants to try doing it alone to prove it to himself and the other guys, but feels better with backup in case things get bad. Considering his attitude to sacrifice his life to save dinos or tames, this is all well and good, well done Simon!
TTFN: “Ta-ta for now” - TIGGER. Come on Neebs!
Tigger please?
@@Rattus-Norvegicus Only Tiggas can say that!
I swear neebs grew up in an alternate universe.
FUN FACT: Neebs really did think he was wrong once, but then decided he was mistaken.
That's funny😂
That almost bends the brain like saying "This statement is a lie"
I appreciate the hell out of the commitment Dora showed in setting up that 'for now' bit.
That was a good one.
That was legen......dary!😂😂
I want to say the same, but I didn´t get the joke. What was so funny about it?
Neebs 😂 could not remember tigger from Winnie the Pooh. "Ta ta for now." Was tigger saying goodbye. Lol🤣🤣🤣
TTFN!
@kristianhalldearn1476 lol I know but I made it simpler because of neebs.
@@kristianhalldearn1476That one I remember because of Joker from "The Batman" (2004).
Crazy considering in the same episode we establish Neebs might be a Disney adult 😆
You would think by now dora and Simon or at least just dora knew that they can see dinos levels with the telescope.
They know they don't care about taming low lvls because they don't wanna sit there for 2 hours. Well, it tames
Sorry to be corrective, I'm not sorry, but it's a spyglass, not telescope. And their settings are just crap considering how long they've played. Up the wild levels of dinos. Thick did this in the beginning basically, and they just forgot all about this? Who is in charge of settings? Fired.
You'd think you'd know by now that they do this on purpose because it's part of the show
@PR-xm5zc They don't, lol that's the stupidity of it
So they jave to wait hours to tame nah leave it how it is. They dont care about the levels only thick did @@Corrupt_Minds
ELL yeah Simon 👏 👏 anyone notice Simon has been getting better across the whole board on every game they play
Simon has finally gotten over looking bad and just does it now. He's a beast in 7Days for sure.
yes and i can't decide who is getting worse, neebs or dora
@@Freekyeight both. When Simon relaxes he gets better. When the others do they get worse, granted they're always looking for a "bit" so a lot of their fails are just for laughs
For some reason I think Appsro needs to learn the "Diggy Diggy Hole" song
LIKE for new project for ADA and ANTHONY, "Times NEEBS was wrong" *EDIT*: In ARK. Because we all KNOW they don't have enough time to find ALL times! 🤣. **Bonus** There will DEFINITELY be clips of THE WYVERN KING!
#NeebsNeverWrong, as I've said for years! ;)
They would be compiling that list for a year and the video would 10 hours long.
can we also add times Neebs stands back and watches his friends die instead of helping out
If A&A do, include one for everyone. That will give a more accurate baseline for what is normal. Might even silence a few voices?
@@steveclifford2013 That would be great.
11:09 Simon: "You can mine for Obsidian on the side of mountains, right?"
Neebs: "No." (Neebs believing Obsidian can only be found in Caves)
Obsidian was then later found and mined on the side of the mountain.
The outro is neebs being iconic
"I'm Jesusing" gotta be my new favorite quote lol
Even if it is a lvl 20, we're still proud of you Simon.
He is a good boy
You could purchase a whole case of beer at any store for the price of one tall boy at Epcot.
Forts have 4 walls... it's kind of key to the whole fortification aspect. Neebs is usually a stickler for accuracy.
Actually they’re just fortified buildings used to defend a location.
you never heard of Star-Forts?
I'm definitely with Neebs on the "see ya later alligator" and then reply with "in a while crocodile"
omg Simon is killing it he's come a long way from having to be saved from a hole he fell in
Hey guys when you farm with anky and argy combo, someone can ride the anky while the other flys the argy. The anky rider can use attack and gather metal. 💪
I'm so glad you all have continued to play ark thank you all
Ta-Ta is the unknown third Gabor sisters.
Oh Neebs, we could easily get a full 20 minute video and change of the times you've been wrong.
@14:18... all I heard was Appsro wants to "run a train" and the video buffered. I choked on my coffee. I love this channel.
I'm sure that's all you choked on
That thumbnail alone got me
Simon: I want to do it without you.
Dora: I’ll just watch then.
Simon: *surprised Pikachu face*
Neebs:I don't have any bad ideas.
(Flashback):Obsidian is only found in caves!!
Dora should've abandoned simon immediately
WHAT IS THAT GOD DAMN CUBE, HINTS ANYONE? Been getting frustrated lol...
They keep hinting at a lot of things in this series and preceding to do absolutely nothing with it. Almost seeming to forget they exist lol.
They also never explained how Simon got out of the cube
@@jordandittman9474 I genuinely think they are putting a lot of it "on" for the recording, unfortunately they aren't noobs or bad at the game, we all know this and it shows in so many ways, but the whole starting and not finishing stuff is kind of weird though.
@@andrewmcgoblin4016 I know right?
@@andrewmcgoblin4016 If I remember correctly, that Simon was just dead discarded body not in use by the player.
"Your not even listening to me!!" Bold words from simon bold words
18:25 "Show 'em the business, I done loosened 'em up!"... That is some low hanging fruit right there..
Doedics (aka Goofball) also do the swing while being dragged, and so do beavers with trees, though that's harder to manage. Best way to gather stone early game, just pump weight in both an argee and a doedic, and swing for the fences!
You heard the man, time to make that list, can't wait to see it
Simon: "i was trying to do it by myself."
Dora:"okay, I'll just watch."
Simon:"you're gonna make me do it by myself???"
I use that method all the time, with a crab, and two Ankies. ;O)-
8:05 The item's percentage shows its quality level. For instance, a 120% rifle delivers 20% more damage, so both regular bullets and tranq darts will have 20% more impact in damage or tranquilizing effect.
As a poor Midwesterner, the idea of going to Disney World more than once or twice in your lifetime seems excessive to me.
Agreed. i'v only been to the MN State Fair once in my life, and i lived less then 10 mins away.
As an elitist New Englander, you're missing out. Go with a professional adult disneyworlder and you'll go every year 😊
@@internet_troll81 That just sounds like an obscene waste of money.
@@internet_troll81 it's not that i dont want it. it's can't afford to.
No matter if I am having a bad day all I have to do is put on a Neebs gaming video and it always helps turn things around and help me laugh when I need it so thank you guys for always putting a smile on my face and many others 😊
Appsro is having the equivalent of a Ark Billboard War 😂
Neebs should totally rename Tata to SYLA. 😂
simon needs to tell that fool how much better he is at ark. simon's not good, but he aint dora.
iv'e definitely heard the phrase shut up Neebs more than Ta Ta for now
If you’re cold, your pelican is cold. Bring them inside!
I dont trust people who say, "See ya later alligator a bunch and like to go to disney world a bunch.
19:45 And into the pelican’s ass he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
Never heard "ta ta for now" before. I looked it up. A British radio show popularized the phrase during WW2. Supposedly, its so popular in England people often say it as their dying last words. Some Americans know the phrase from Winnie the Pooh. I didn't really watch that show as a kid so I missed that one.
"Bad pelican"
I was half expecting it to get killed the moment appsro threw it. xD
The next creature they gift neebs should be named Imrong
Neebs, when a doedic is rolled into a ball it takes a very small amount of damage, meaning it wont get much torpidity from any type of tranq
"this is like free baby meat" is sentence I didn't think I would ever here
Literally everyone:
"I AM SO FREAKING PROUD OF YOU, SIMON!"
Forget "Gift Argentavis", I want a t-shirt for "Team Alligator". :D
the hord fest was AWESOME!! APSRO TOOK A SELFI WITH US , we were the castle crashers,simon was wasted on the booze though
Why do I get the feeling the giant black cube is going to be a massive troll at the end?
at the top of the list of [Times Neebs was wrong] is : saying a Dino is bugged because can't put another dinos saddle on it
It has been so awesome this weekend getting a chance to meet the guys and the conversations have been on point.. so humble.. more than blessed fot this opportunity. See y'all at the costume party tonight!
I was actively scratching my itchy eye when Dora started going off XD
I didn't even notice the small boots and now I can't stop looking at them 😂
I can't help but think there's a more effective trap for argys that I've used many many times
Great freaking name for the Argy! I love Neebs playing it up that he hates it.
“TTFN Ta Ta For Now” -Tigger (from Winnie the Pooh)
We love you, Brian. As our beloved Simon who has entertained us for years, and for the man behind the character as well. The same goes for all of you fine fellows.
watching you guys build a trap to tame the entire map is priceless lolol
I have to say I love you guys you guys are one of my favorite UA-camrs I've been watching you guys since I was like five
Simon: I WANT TO TRY TO DO IT WITHOUT YOU!!!
Also Simon: Now you're gonna make me do it by myself?
Oh Simon 😂 we love ya bud
In all the years of watching the ark series the crews in game intelligence hasn’t changed a bit since scorched earth 😂
They need to put together a supercut of all the times Neebs was wrong. tata for now
That absorbant substrate is a come up
that snow base looked cool :)
I like the low tames ( I told y’all this before) so I can lvl their points up in certain areas ( & it won’t take as long to get them points) if they are low level
"TTFN Ta Ta for now" Tigger quote.
Apprso, when you farm metal, click on X when you are close to the metal and the bird stops at once
Neebs default response to anything he didn't come up with himself is to try to gaslight the world into believing he either did or that thing doesn't exist lol.
5:29 Choom up for Jackie with the bird get out of the Plaza.
"When's the last time you heard someone say that?"
1997 TTFN mIRC chat. Had to tell someone what it meant. Never heard it again.
"I'd like to see this list of times that Neebs was wrong." Someone do a supercut!
I smell a new shirt. "Shut up Neebs!"
The suspense, anticipation, and interest for whatever the giant box and these signs has really come on gone. Its been dragged out long enough its just whatever now. Enjoying the series just well beyond ready for the mystery to unfold.
That was a good name, Dora!
Neebs crew, id like to recommend a game for yall to try out? Its called Path of Titans, you play as dinosaurs and grow from bebe to adult in multiplayer, im sure thered be lots of stuff to do, and could be a nice change up!
"Shut up neebs" then Dora at the end laughing about neebs being team alligator 😂 love the content, your videos always make me laugh
Neebs at 20:00 I introduce you to the Ceratosaurus. Good luck
Well that was a good episode. Can't wait for the next one, but until then, ta ta for now!
Is Dora playing into the whole "new Simon" thing or is he just that bad? 😂
Neebs you've never heard of Winnie the Pooh?
Tigger ....... TTFN
Thanks for this great video. I love this series!!! Ta ta, for now.!
The amount of phrases that neebs has never heard baffles me.
Im more amused by how Dora and Simon are like an old married couple than whatever is going on with the signs
30 episodes in, and here is the updated list of Neebs Ark Ascended Tames! If there are any I missed/forgot, please let me know.
Little Fisty - Dilo - Ep01 (Tame) - Ep01 (Dead)
Dead Soon - Baby Dilo - Ep01 (Tame) - Ep01 (Dead)
Chip Chop - Moschop - Ep01 (Tame) - Ep04 (Dead)
Don't Run I Love You - Baby Parasaur - Ep01 (Tame) - Ep02 (Dead)
Dead Shortly - Baby Dilo - Ep02 (Tame) - Ep02 (Dead)
Ashley - Pteranodon - Ep02 (Tame) - Ep03 (Dead)
"No Name" - Parasaur - Ep06 (Tame) - Ep07 (Dead)
Frog Zombie - Beelzebufo - Ep07 (Tame) - Ep07 (Dead)
Fuzznut - Baby Saber Tooh - Ep08 (Tame) - Ep08 (Unsurprisingly Dead)
Hairy Pickles - Baby Phiomia - Ep08 (Tame)
Crazy Swazy - Spino - Ep09 (Tame)
Bad Mama - Dodo - Ep10 (Tame) - Ep24 (Dead)
Mama Narc - Parasaur - Ep10 (Tame)
Licky - Beelzebufo - Ep10 (Tame) - Ep12 (Dead)
Ms Jumpy Bones - Raptor - Ep11 (Tame)
Slightly Stupid - Carno - Ep11 (Tame)
Cliffy - Raptor - Ep11 (Tame) - Ep11 (Dead - Seriously? That wasn't even a full minute!)
Bugger Butt - Baby Dilo - Ep??? (Tame) - Ep12 (Dead - DORALEOUS' FAULT)
Bubbles - Baby Dodo - Ep??? (Tame) - Ep12 (Dead - DORALEOUS' FAULT)
Stanky Panky - Ankylo - Ep13 (Tame) - Ep14 (Dead)
Copernicus (It's a great name, SHUT UP NEEBS!) - Sarco - Ep14 (Tame)
MooMoo - Baryonix - Ep14 (Tame)
Red Spitty Boom Boom - Random Dilo - Ep??? (Tame)
Ms. Buffoon - Baby Bronto - Ep14 (Tame)
Hanky Panky Anky - Ankylo - Ep14 (Tame)
Baby Killer - Stego - Ep15 (Tame)
Gulligan - Seagull - Ep16 (Tame)
Rooty Tooty (Tahini) - Pteranodon - Ep17 (Tame)
Tye Dye - Pteranodon - Ep17 (Tame) - Ep21 (Dead)
Barb Marley - Pteranodon - Ep18 (Tame)
Goofball - Doedicerus - Ep18 (Tame) - Ep25 (Dead)
Bluey - S-Triceratops - Ep20 (Tame) - Ep20 (Dead)
??? - Turtle (Dark Blue) - Ep20 (Tame)
Greeny - Turtle (Light Blue) - Ep20 (Tame) - Ep21 (Dead)
Little Blue A**hole - Otter - Ep22 (Tame)
C. Pap - Argentavis - Ep25 (Tame)
Hannah Kabana - Saber Tooth - Ep26 (Tame) - Ep29 (Dead - DORALEOUS' FAULT)
Super Bonbon - Argentavis - Ep26 (Tame)
BooBoo - Rex - Ep27 (Tame)
??? - Baby Megatherium - Ep27 (Tame) - Ep27 (Dead - DORALEOUS' FAULT)
Rutabaga Ginsberg - Baby Stego - Ep28 (Tame) - Ep28 (Dead - DORALEOUS' FAULT)
Brydie - Parasaur - Ep29 (Tame)
Bibidi Bobidi Boo - Rex - Ep29 (Tame)
??? - Baby Pegomastax - Ep30 (Tame) - Ep30 (Dead)
Ta Ta - Argentavis - Ep30 (Tame)
Agent Argent - Argentavis - Ep30 (Tame)
I hadn't been looking at the screen when Simon named his Argie and I thought he had said H&Rgie
“I want it that way.”-Backstreet Boys.
🎶tell me why... 😎
Weird how you know the lyrics
@Corrupt_Minds I know the classic clip from Brooklyn Nine-Nine 😎
@@mattotis8412 indeed indeed indeed
@mattotis8412 haha nice
Appsro. Go to the top of the volcano. There are a lot of metal and obsidian nodes up there.
Neebs, buddy. You really need to block that hole in the fort. Maybe build like a cage with a big door in the middle so boats can come and go.
Neebs is a certified First Class Idjit. He might have had one good idea this whole time, but unlikely.
I always name my argentavis Richard Beakly.
"Shut up, Neebs" killed me
Right off the bat, beby kicking the bucket 🪣
Man I love this channel! Thanks y'all and I miss you thick 🫡
Love your video it like new Saturday morning cartoon again
So Simon is trying to use the Argie trap more efficiently (only needing to have one door open, then moving through the human sized holes on the side). Seems the rest of the team is just stuck in "this is how we do it, 'cause that's how we've always done it, even if it clearly works poorly and takes forever"? xD
Perfect start for a Saturday!