I Broke Crusader Kings 3 as CILLIAN MURPHY

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  11 місяців тому +77

    *BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY BLINDERS YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO*
    This is also a great moment for me to mention: I have NEVER seen a single episode of Peaky Blinders. Or Oppenheimer. Or Cillian Murphy in real life.
    What FAMOUS ACTOR should I bring into CK3 next? DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSSON conquering Iberia? Saul Goodman becoming the lawyer of Haesteinn? Comment down below!

    • @HomerOnline
      @HomerOnline 11 місяців тому +1

      Deeply frustrated and saddened that Crusader Kings 3 has not yet added a Romani culture (or Irish Traveller culture) so we could enjoy the real Thomas Shelby experience. Having him just be "Irish" kind of defeats the point.
      Not your fault, of course.

    • @Samael2347
      @Samael2347 11 місяців тому +1

      Arnold Schwarzenegger, could be a fun actor for this. I can already imagine the film quotes flying.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 11 місяців тому

      Form the Feudal USSR as Stalin

    • @brootalbap
      @brootalbap 11 місяців тому

      King Cillian Murphy sucking it up to the italians?

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 11 місяців тому

      Whære is he?

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 11 місяців тому +225

    "My... le army... le killed people..?"

  • @Alex-ik8pr
    @Alex-ik8pr 11 місяців тому +121

    Fun fact! Dublin was founded by the Norse and was originally called "Dubh Linn" which means "Black Pool" ... So the capital of Ireland has the same name as an English sea-side town!

    • @feral_orc
      @feral_orc 11 місяців тому +5

      No, Dublin and Blackpool are not the same name. You can tell by the fact they're different words. And it wasn't founded by the Norse, there was already a settlement there, Baile Áth Chliath

    • @Alex-ik8pr
      @Alex-ik8pr 11 місяців тому +17

      Damn, I forgot you can't make statements on the internet without all this BS...
      Yeah different words with basically the same meaning, like a synonym if you like.
      DL was founded around 9th century, BAC was a separate settlement closer to the Liffey (not sure when it was founded off the top of my head, but read on).
      They were different places - the norse founded DL - the Irish founded BAC.
      Both of these settlements have been encorporated into modern Dublin (English, derived from DL) aka. BAC (Irish, unchanged).
      This causes this weird paradox where depending on which language you speak depends on who founded the city. If you speak Irish you'd say "The Irish founded BAC" Whereas in English you'd say "The Norse founded DL" (which would both be true and both refer to modern Dublin).
      I believe when the norse returned to DL in 10th century DL began developing into modern dublin (basically goblbing up BAC).
      So, there's good argument to say Dublin was founded by the Norse, but if you're refering specifically to BAC (as I suppose you would in Irish) then sure, that was founded by the Irish (but I'm not convinced that translates to modern Dublin).

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm 11 місяців тому +117

    Leaving England as your primary kingdom title up until you formed Brittania? That’s… great. That’s fine. In fact, it’s so great that I’m going to give you a free car! Come start it up! 🇮🇪

    • @mehmetkayraozer9164
      @mehmetkayraozer9164 11 місяців тому +14

      We saw Anglos as kings of Ireland. Now, the Irish are the kings of England! What a blessed timeline.

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 11 місяців тому +79

    What a cursed timeline.. a descendant of King Harald Fairhair rules England.. but a descendant of Björn Ironside rules over norway..

  • @MacoLmao
    @MacoLmao 11 місяців тому +1

    Drive around the world as vikinger Ryan Gosling

  • @ravager2-636
    @ravager2-636 11 місяців тому +89

    Completely unfair, the luck of the Irish is a overpowered Congenital trait.. Unless your actually Irish.. 😂

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope 11 місяців тому +21

    9:15 bruh first the norwegian england and now the statue for a claim? Koifish you really encounter the craziest stuff!

  • @TheWastelander86
    @TheWastelander86 11 місяців тому +5

    This is extremely unhinged from the start. 11/10

  • @megankneemd410
    @megankneemd410 11 місяців тому +36

    As an irish person i actually dont know why "tuath dé dannan" is the nickname the decision gives. That's the irish name for the prechristian gods that ruled the land, but its kind of obscure even in ireland 😅. A better reference would probably be "Ború" after Brian Ború, but I don't actually know what Ború means.

    • @marciwyrd8905
      @marciwyrd8905 11 місяців тому +2

      Wasn't the fir bolg the Norse? Took over from tuatha de danon then the christians came and defeated them. I might be wrong, Iberia is also a possibility for the fir bolg.

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 11 місяців тому +3

      @@marciwyrd8905 It's the Tuatha Dé who took from the Fir Bolg, then Bres called the Fomorians to try avoid being deposte, failed, and there was peace until the Millesians _(Míl Espáine, Miles Hispaniae, soldier from Iberia)_ came.

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 11 місяців тому

      How does Ború make more sense lol? "Hey lets nickname this dude after the last name of someone who died 20 years before game start". I think a child of light reference would have made more sense because you're literally the hero of Ireland at that point.

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 11 місяців тому +2

      @@adrenalinevan I'm more than willing to be wrong here but I think that's why they wrote "Tuath" instead of "Tuatha". To signify to the player "Person/Child of Danu"(Tuath) instead of "People of Danu"(Tuatha).

    • @marciwyrd8905
      @marciwyrd8905 11 місяців тому +1

      @@foisopracurtir6389 I thought the dagda sided with the northern gods against the rest of the celts. But I digress I don't know much about Irish folk lore, my family came to America during the potato famine.

  • @butter_nut1817
    @butter_nut1817 11 місяців тому +21

    1:20 actually Ireland has a very respectable economy for its size

    • @lassassindu5071
      @lassassindu5071 11 місяців тому +16

      It's the EU Tax Haven for tech giants, but that wealth is not trickling down.

    • @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608
      @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 11 місяців тому +2

      Napoleon was average height for the time

    • @Beorthere
      @Beorthere 11 місяців тому

      As an American, for American companies too 😂😂@@lassassindu5071

    • @feral_orc
      @feral_orc 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@lassassindu5071sure bud, if you left school when you were 15

  • @noahsimulated6124
    @noahsimulated6124 11 місяців тому +4

    I tell people that you have the similar humor to killian experience and now youve given me the cillian experience

  • @terrifictomato262
    @terrifictomato262 11 місяців тому +1

    you are my favorite ck3 youtuber

  • @hypnosive
    @hypnosive 11 місяців тому +1

    carbomb threat to subscribe is incredible

  • @duncanharrell5009
    @duncanharrell5009 11 місяців тому +4

    7:09
    So, a Swede, who is Danish, rules Norway… I think he’s trying to form the Scandinavian Empire guys.

  • @patriotliberator3160
    @patriotliberator3160 11 місяців тому +7

    The flute made me laugh my ass off 😂

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 11 місяців тому +2

    "and they're economy is kinda shite"
    Me, Irish...
    "he's not wrong"

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 11 місяців тому +8

    Me when I tried this:
    Ireland: Hey Celtic brothers. Wanna form an alliance?
    Brythonic Celts: No, we prefer the Anglo-Saxons.
    Ireland: ...How?
    Norse invaders: Fourteenth Northman Invasion!

  • @luckyone7778
    @luckyone7778 11 місяців тому +11

    Koifish with jokes is supreme

  • @squarehead365
    @squarehead365 11 місяців тому +3

    Epic rap battles of history! Soyfish vs koifish.
    Begin!

  • @pjoterem141
    @pjoterem141 10 місяців тому

    from count to emperor in a single live, very balanced game

  • @robertandersson3417
    @robertandersson3417 11 місяців тому +1

    The puking sound when you saw he was Danish made cough out my coffee hahaha

  • @kefflo5
    @kefflo5 11 місяців тому +9

    Amazing video, bud! It was hilarious. Is there a way that I can get the DNA code for Mr. Murphy? I would love to play with him as my character. BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY BLINDERS! :D

  • @ciarnanofarrell8624
    @ciarnanofarrell8624 11 місяців тому

    This has been my single most favorite video by far

  • @Takayama-sama
    @Takayama-sama 11 місяців тому

    That song! That song at the end! I was singing that exact song earlier today! 🤣

  • @cathal7537
    @cathal7537 11 місяців тому +1

    Ah yes the house of peak blinders

  • @Thegingerfilmmaker
    @Thegingerfilmmaker 11 місяців тому +4

    I never know what to expect koibwoi ❤❤

  • @aidankenny521
    @aidankenny521 11 місяців тому +1

    Top class! Great video as always! Sláinte agus agus go raibh maith agat! Great laugh at the end of that lovely song 😂

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 11 місяців тому +1

    07:12 koi mad coz Denmark isn't en empty wasteland unlike Sweden :P

  • @gamerbloodeagle9432
    @gamerbloodeagle9432 11 місяців тому

    did even watch the show, this should have been an intrigue focus.

  • @kanaric
    @kanaric 11 місяців тому

    earliest i've ever seen a koifish video

  • @tomasstars1852
    @tomasstars1852 11 місяців тому

    Im watching this at 1am thanks for the concert i guess

  • @Trypragmatic
    @Trypragmatic 3 місяці тому

    realistically, I don't think he'd want to be king. But if he needed to be, he may.

  • @cillianwalsh9244
    @cillianwalsh9244 11 місяців тому

    Nice vid koifish! Love from Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @bongus796
    @bongus796 11 місяців тому

    Damn, you could say this was a Killian Experience?

  • @FaroukBaita
    @FaroukBaita 11 місяців тому

    I gotta stop drinking guiness on the job 😅😂😅😂

  • @abod_yt5742
    @abod_yt5742 11 місяців тому +1

    Wild ngl

  • @Commandocheif99
    @Commandocheif99 11 місяців тому

    Cillian more like Killin it like a Villain lol

  • @wallybonejengles5595
    @wallybonejengles5595 11 місяців тому +4

    Who do you think you are Tommy feckin Shelby from the Peaky feckin Blinders?

  • @pivertironlungs7408
    @pivertironlungs7408 11 місяців тому

    Another enjoyable video!

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 11 місяців тому

    top o´ the mornin laddy

  • @christopherboyle2403
    @christopherboyle2403 11 місяців тому +1

    Yo Koifish, your Irish accent is pretty good... you SURE you are Swedish?

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 11 місяців тому

    fish funny man

  • @Snaut1
    @Snaut1 9 місяців тому

    Just another example of what a working man can achieve.

  • @dechchat.fahsang
    @dechchat.fahsang 11 місяців тому

    Did lady ravine mess up again?
    Sending thomas shelby to ireland?!

  • @SharpAsASpoon
    @SharpAsASpoon 11 місяців тому +3

    So would you call this the Cillian Experience?

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 11 місяців тому

    Lore of I Broke Crusader Kings 3 as CILLIAN MURPHY momentum 100

  • @LucasLima-rw2hm
    @LucasLima-rw2hm 11 місяців тому +2

    Where is haesteinn saga?

  • @ianhoughton2426
    @ianhoughton2426 11 місяців тому +6

    As my wife is Irish, I’ll do the corrections
    Meath is pronounced Mead.
    Nic is pronounced Nee. It’s basically daughter of.

  • @OrangeGoggles1
    @OrangeGoggles1 11 місяців тому

    As a Scot, did Koifish just attribute our greatest achievement to the Irish?
    That's It, I'm restoring the Dàl Riata

  • @fenris1563
    @fenris1563 11 місяців тому

    pure legend

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 11 місяців тому +1

    You didn't start in Cork

  • @Marcoz588
    @Marcoz588 11 місяців тому

    “SOYFISH” I’m ded 😂

  • @RobertOSheaGameDev
    @RobertOSheaGameDev 11 місяців тому

    As an Irish man I am extremely offended... but spot on jokes 😂

  • @l0rf
    @l0rf 11 місяців тому

    I like how you complained about getting random foreign artifacts as the king of England, saying to give it back while you displayed it on your throne room. Plausible deniability is fun.

  • @TheGrimEater40
    @TheGrimEater40 11 місяців тому +1

    For the English the truly cursed timeline

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope 11 місяців тому

    Does he have Twitter or something like that? If so, someone post this on his board!!

  • @aravindsiva592
    @aravindsiva592 11 місяців тому +1

    Take haestin and form holy Roman empire

  • @dannybrien4704
    @dannybrien4704 9 місяців тому

    Going with Britannia instead of Hibernia triggers me a little

  • @MyPisceanNature
    @MyPisceanNature 11 місяців тому +1

    Wait.... that's not what being the King of England means? Someone should tell Charles. He's got a lot of shit that he needs to return.

  • @yernat.ali1453
    @yernat.ali1453 11 місяців тому

    tostig backstabbing Norwegians is hilarious

  • @zorcoom5485
    @zorcoom5485 11 місяців тому +1

    hi mr fish

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 11 місяців тому

    Ah yes the rise of pax Irelandia 🇮🇪 🗿👌😎👍

  • @ruhloflaw6709
    @ruhloflaw6709 11 місяців тому

    Never let a mental health care professional watch these videos... ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

  • @washinthewind
    @washinthewind 11 місяців тому

    As a dumb American, I'm pretty impressed by your Irish accent.

  • @justanote7621
    @justanote7621 10 місяців тому

    My guy threatened me to subscribe...
    So I did.

  • @lawdog442
    @lawdog442 11 місяців тому

    who’s gonna tell polly

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore 11 місяців тому

    Ha! The per capita GDP of Ireland is double that of the UK.

  • @tylereroni
    @tylereroni 11 місяців тому

    Victoria 3 soon??

  • @Twiska
    @Twiska 11 місяців тому +1

    Irn Bru is Scottish. I think Koifish is confused about Ireland and Scotland. He keeps referencing Scottish things.

  • @teawitched
    @teawitched 11 місяців тому +1

    i am all for irish rule of the uk
    also, irn bru is scottish not irish smh

  • @stevene6181
    @stevene6181 11 місяців тому

    Tiocfaidh ár lá!

  • @Robotboy123x
    @Robotboy123x 11 місяців тому

    😮

  • @frankfontaine1761
    @frankfontaine1761 11 місяців тому

    Ирландцы всегда лучшие! У Шона Бина спросите!??

  • @bepsi6204
    @bepsi6204 11 місяців тому +2

    Dublin was Norse because it was founded by the Norse, same as other cities such as Limerick. They gradually became Irish.

    • @feral_orc
      @feral_orc 11 місяців тому

      This is wrong, Dublin was not founded by the Norse

  • @calebhendricks1375
    @calebhendricks1375 11 місяців тому

    Haestin Roman empire

  • @tylerfennell5920
    @tylerfennell5920 11 місяців тому

    Irnbru is Scottish 😢

  • @mact3732
    @mact3732 7 місяців тому

    Irn bru is scottish not irish😭😭

  • @loopa7369
    @loopa7369 11 місяців тому +2

    second

  • @wolffrdu6463
    @wolffrdu6463 11 місяців тому +1

    joke on you, i don't own a car, but to lazy to unsubscribe

  • @sanalexgamingtr3881
    @sanalexgamingtr3881 11 місяців тому

    Hey koifish, i'm not sure wether jesus received help but i do know he helped a lot of people.
    I just wanted to let you know he exists and that there's eternal life after death if you believe in him. Which means all you have to do for eternal life is, believe in him, repent from your sins and run away from sins. Also if you fall back into sin, don't worry, jesus will pick you back up. He never gives up on us as long as we're alive.
    i would love to see you in heaven someday, you're a nice guy.
    May god bless you, Amen.

  • @barbuiaalexandru4346
    @barbuiaalexandru4346 11 місяців тому +1

    First

  • @unknownsuspect5550
    @unknownsuspect5550 11 місяців тому +1

    first

  • @vroomnyao4378
    @vroomnyao4378 11 місяців тому

    funfact ireland is litereally richer than any of the scandanavian countries that dont even have rights sweed good luck actually getting police to help u there

    • @feral_orc
      @feral_orc 11 місяців тому

      You know Norway is like... Incredibly wealthy?

  • @gak9319
    @gak9319 11 місяців тому +1

    Do you really need the IRA for car bombs and gang war in Sweden? You seem to be handling that yourselves recently😂

  • @vixa165
    @vixa165 11 місяців тому

    Im yur dad