nijisanji moments that keep me up at night 5 (compilation) [ENG SUB]
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
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00:00 | ASMR (???)
00:41 | Yuri (???)
• 【雑談】生きてたら色んなことがある【にじさん...
Tsukino Mito: @TsukinoMito
• 剣持刀也のSharpness Radio 第...
Kenmochi Toya: @KenmochiToya
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04:43 | Cultured Staff
• 【Vtuber運動会】OKグーグル!れんしゅ...
Sasaki Saku: @SasakiSaku
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05:27 | Now this is Yuri
• ˗ˋˏ オフコラボ!?ˎˊ˗お泊りなのでおし...
Amamiya Kokoro: @AmamiyaKokoro
Shigure Ui: @ui_shig
Yuzuki Choco: @YuzukiChoco
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06:23 | Employment history
• Video
Gundou Mirei: @GundoMirei
Hoshikawa Sara: @HoshikawaSara
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08:16 | Moist
• 【ポケモン剣盾DLC】鎧の孤島でインターネッ...
Suo Sango: @SuoSango
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08:37 | Cute Boys
• 剣持刀也、世紀の発表【雑談】
Kenmochi Toya: @KenmochiToya
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09:49 | Moving Out
• 【雑談】梅雨の気配と雨のにおい【にじさんじ/...
Yamagami Karuta: @YamagamiKaruta
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11:15 | Fan Service
• 454,500(シコシコ)人耐久、えっっなこ...
Suzuka Utako: @SuzukaUtako
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12:25 | Oniichan
• Apex | ダイヤまで行けると思う?【にじ...
Kanae: @Kanae
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13:05 | Social Life
• 【荒野行動】ずしり大会前練習だ!!!with...
Shiina Yuika: @ShiinaYuika
Kuzuha: @Kuzuha
Makaino Ririmu: @MakainoRirimu
WasBorn: @wasborn
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13:49 | WIDE
• 【Bad Guys at School】天 ...
Fishimi Gaku: @FushimiGaku
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14:32 | Cute Koala
• 【例外配達】忍者!配達だ!働け!【でびでび・...
Debidebi Debiru: @DebidebiDebiru
Gatchman V: @gatchmanV666
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14:50 | Streamer for 3 Years
• 【#VTuber最強運動会】最強になるまでの...
Kenmochi Toya: @KenmochiToya
Tsukino Mito: @TsukinoMito
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15:39 | S〇x
• 【APEX】最終日になぜかやりがち【にじさん...
Uzuki Kou: @UzukiKou
Makaino Ririmu: @MakainoRirimu
#vtubers #vtuberclips #VtuberEn #compilation #nijisanji
Outro: Jim Yosef - Eclipse [NCS Release]
Yamagami Karuta is my spirit animal. (except for the cooking but i cant do anything else)
she's also my spirit tengu
@@muhammadnaufalw1822 880
Normal people making friends: whats your name?
Iinchou trying to make friends:whats your first ever memory?
Lmao
Reminds me of how one of Iinchou's first conversations with Suisei from Holo was about seeing an unflushed toilet.
@@Signout19 Oh god I'm eating.
@@Signout19 that was hilarious
@@Necroneer from an unflushed toilet?
Nijisanji's staff build different
It hits different
it is after all SCP collection of vtuber
Going from hololive, where the wildest it tends to get is some mild boob jokes, to Nijisanji, where I just watched a video where Gundou Mirei talked about cucking her boyfriend, is the most insane whiplash I have ever experienced
@@Baphelon holy hell when did that happen?
@@thelegion2184 tbc, i just watched the clip thats likely being referenced, and what Gundou said is that she would 'cuckold' her boyfriend as a 'cruel thing' in resp9nse to a question by a viewer. this was during a discussion with hoshikawa, and she made it clear that she had never done it before.
Edit: stick the usual youtu.be beflre the final letter code for clip link.
/W0Lf1GAg_A0
nijisanji never disappoints in its complete and utter ability to formulate chaos
"A group of gyarus invited me to a club"
YABE
"My hands were on the wall,and I was going up and down"
I dont like where this is going.
Sounds like one of those Renpy game to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Reminded me of a shower scene ngl.
@@Necroneer shower scene..the sauce?
@@Necroneer Shower scenes are great.
@@Cha.21 Late reply but I can't really say, mainly because I've seen plenty of shower scenes, sources of which I don't recall either.
Mofumofu subs.
The hero who braced the chaotic nijisanji content to deliver high quality highlight moment
I swear Nijisanji is another level lmao. Thanks MofuMofu for the TL and compilation !!
Choco-sensei's commentary during off-collabs never fails to paint a perfect picture. Thank you very much for the clippy & subs.
if it has choco and other girls, it will literally always turn into some form of yuri, lmao
All aboard the Yuri train~
You know, I was quite literally about to go to bed, then I refreshed UA-cam... Guess I'm staying up a bit longer...
Same
To any one just discovering Nijisanji Welcome to normal nijisanji streams, it just goes bat shit crazier than this, check Tsukino Mito most viewed video for the Real Tsukino Mito Experience.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST MAKE ME WATCH
IM SCARED
Ya got the title bro? Dunno what I'm looking for here
The words that went in my mind when I watched that video was,
"My sleep paralysis demon can't be this cute"
Shame there isn't more translated clips. I only find nijisanji interesting recently after watching these compilations, and my non Japanese brain refused to let me discover this sooner.
@@maybe_just_emrys what was the title pls ?
never thought that nijisanji were this wild. thanks MofuMofu for bringing these high dose of top quality nijisanji moments that for sure keep me up at night.
Thanks for the subs! man any Hoshikawa + Gundo clip is so chaotic, it's great :D
When I saw tsukino mito in the first clip, I was delighted since I haven't seen any clips of her in a while. But then I saw yamagami karuta and I got excited. Thank you for the wonderful subs!! Especially with the shaky effects
2:21 Why lmao, out of all things, she asked about the first memory. Even the weather deck would have been more normal.
3:32 Thank goodness she's using 3d, it really helps me imagine her movement during the time.
5:09 LMFAO, what an accident.
5:49 Let your imagination flow through.
7:18 This is a treasure, I'm glad she was able to dig it up.
8:35 Something about this is really hilarious.
9:46 LMAO, As expected of Kanako.
10:15 Ouch this hurts me, it feels like the sister's calling me out and I don't like it.
11:11 I don't blame you, if someone said that to me I'd probably be very sad as well XD
12:09 What part about this is wholesome?
13:51 Culture
14:51 God these two are great.
16:29 That caught me off guard.
Every time I take a break from Nijisanji, Iinchou always surprises me with my routine CURSED content.
"excuse me what is your first ever memory"
gyaru: wtf
me: wtf
but seriously wtf 😂
Knowing vtuber for 8 months long and just now i found out about niji? Im ashamed but sign me up fam. Subbed
The thumbnail freaked me out ww
Thank you for the compilation
10:16 Lmao imouto is savage
That's such a cursed fucking thumbnail and I love it
The fact that this is my 1st time seeing a nijisanji jp clip
*I fucking love it*
Hi there, it's me again
0:08
SPC > SCP
also some capitalisations inconsistencies here and there but thats it.
Great video as always!
4:45 happend > happened. But yeah I think that's it
Shark Punching Center
"a bunch of foreign guys at the club started talking to me"
Almost turned into the plot of the kinds of doujins that I have blacklisted
Yabai
oh huhuuu I'm already laughing at the first clip. I just found your channel yesterday and already subscribed. Thank you for translating these awesome clips from nijisanji
I’m looking forward for more of these compilations. Keep up the good work
Yessss please keep dosing me my nijisanji addiction
Edit : first clip and I'm already overdozed
that was another great compilationn and imma search that song kou was singing now lol
Yes,the nijisanji brand chaos always scratch that itch and bring a weird delighted smile to my face
Lots of great collab clips this time around!
Gundou and Hoshikawa being wild and hilarious as always, Mito and Kenmochi bouncing off each other as mother and son, Ui x Mya x Choco giving us a taste of paradise, and the natural てぇてぇ vibes of Ririmu and Kou
So in another universe, where Gundou-sensei didn't drop her acting, we can get Nijisanji version of Choco-senseu
Upon seeing the sleepover collab, I was wondering why Ars wasn’t with them after they all collabed together on Inuyama Tamakis channel. But 10minutes into the collab I started to think that maybe Ars was lucky she wasn’t there. Choco would’ve killed her 😂
Ars is hikikomori, she won't coming into sleepover thingie tho
Starts off with iinchou? Already great lmao
I couldn't believe Iinchou finally skinned her rival, _Nazono Mito_ xD
I've heard about Iinchou's Gyaru story. But that was about gyaru in the hotel... So this is another story huh. Guess Ui-mama is lucky with her gyaru friend.
Sasaki, link please!! xD
Choco-sensei, Amyamya, and Ui-mama off collab, oh no. And the interesting part, Choco-sensei wasn't the one touching Amyamya lol
Yamagami Karuta's zatsudan has to be the most underrated content out there. She needs more attention.
Start with : Yurii???
And conclude with : now this is Yuri
😂
Seconds in and it's already a masterpiece.
11:15 Always so unhinged, not a single ounce of fear towards UA-cam-kun.
My God but that thumbnail is a slice of fried gold 😂
Damn.....I find a GOLD MINE channel
Here to stay bois
Utako's manager must be stressed 24/7
7:18 Daamnnn who is this lady? I hoped she not a complete pervert just like that teacher over there.......
Good lord Gundeo sensei's got huge balls. The fact that she didnt even think twice before showing her audition footage is such a chad move
Her immedietly regretting playing it as soon as it starts is big 草
That thumbnail will give me nightmares along will that cursed ASMR.
Every now and then, Mito gives us nightmare fuel right xD
Mirei really dug her own grave mentioning her application video...the cringe is too much
And the staff give permission to play it on stream.. 🤣 Nijisanji staff literally build different.. 🤣
*Starts video*
AH TAHNKS MITO JUST WHAT I WANTEDD! ≧◉◡◉≦
This thumbnail is living in my head rent free lmao
I SWEAR YOU'RE THE BEST, THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS!😭✊
Some of these really does keeps me up at night
first clip woke me up from my sleepiness
Mito delivering the SUCC within seconds
Thank you for the compliation and translation!
These clips made me evolve
You really save the best for last huh.
Wow, Gundou-sensei was a bar hostess? Poor Gundou-sensei, should have learned from Gibara & her debut stream xD
Kanae has two women's face detected, obviously because his girl power is too high. Just ask Hoshikawa, she'll happily confirm lol
Yep Karuta is my spirit animal too!
Loud Kanae is the best Kanae xD
Utako lol. I wonder why massager in Japan looks really lewd
Kou???? But OriKou is still てぇてぇ
the chapters on this video are hella wild
It always are
Watching this again, and I already forgot about the soul sucking intro of the video😅
Hehe.
These now sit in my head rent-free
Lookimg forward to the next vid 🙏🏮
I do love it when iinchou sucks my soul during ASMR streams
>Made me flaccid
LMAO
Blessed Mito yuri story. Wonderful. Subarashii.
Excellent stuff from Choco as per usual.
7:16 "We have (the video) it right here...."
*Play the video*
*Instant Regret*
Tsukino mito, more like suck me no mito. My ears were dead
We truly living in Tom and Jerry timeline
Mito always has some pretty wild stories lol
"Can I touch it?"
Ah, so it's becoming one of _those_ sleepovers huh.
7:17
Staff: Are we safe in this room? Yes? huehueheuheuhuehuehuehue
GDI KOU, HE KNOWS DAT SONG LMAO😂
9:46 That's actually Maimoto next to Kanae.
That thumbnail though.
yamagami karuta clip made me internally scream. Pain.
Imagine for just a moment, being Utako's manager
6:23 To be fair, Hoshikawa's reaction here wasn't out of pocket. Like, have you _seen_ Gundou flirt with people? You can see the exact moment she snaps them up like damn alligator jaws.
On my six months of NIJISANJI I never heard Kanae scream like hell until now
......yeah that's enough internet for today
I appreciate the Ngo clip, don't see much clips of her
Damn I love it when Mito sucks out my braincells
The first clip is cursed
1:25 止まれ!剣持!剣持刀也!!
that clip gave me ptsd 😂😂😂...... omg nijisanji hit different 🤣👍
dammit Kou-kun ww
I've seen so many scenarios of neet vtubers bullying the riajuu or just anyone who goes outside (playfully), but I've yet to see the guy actually fight back and roast them for once. They're always so soft on neets (and i kinda understand the cultural reasons but it'd be funnier for the bit if they actually push back)
I need more TL for the gundo stream. I live for Gundo and hoshikawa being chaotic
*_Suckino Mito_*
0:05 "SCP Explained" is a youtube channel whose content is about the popular internet forum and phenomenon called "SCP Foundation" (Secure, Contain, Protect) of sci-fi, fantasy stories with obscure monsters and environments similar to the stories of Grimm or H.P Lovecraft. The top 3 most famous SCP's are SCP-173, SCP-682 and SCP-096.
11:15 I need context for this stream..
Nijisanji is simply built different
Ahh Nijisanji... if complete degeneracy and abaolute chaos is youre thing look no further.
my first encounter of nijisanji was a clip of Shizuka singing country road while playing truck simulator...now that I lost a lot of pages that i don't know why Kaede is named Deron?😂
God that “BAKA!!” From Ui mama hit different...
Nijisanji sure gives me a lot of secondhanded embarrassment and constant blushes
Nijisanji is wild
Kenmochu being a lolicon remains the same. Iinchou had to stop her son at all costs
3:47 Probably high on party drugs
Yaba this video is yaba
The title is pretty much true its 5am for me right nkw
I know this may sound pushy but are you no longer going to post part3 of the Crossick blindfold game?
Why did I thought she was talking about Gyarados, instead of gyarus...