nijisanji moments that keep me up at night 5 (compilation) [ENG SUB]

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  • @MofuMofuSubs
    @MofuMofuSubs  3 роки тому +417

    Yamagami Karuta is my spirit animal. (except for the cooking but i cant do anything else)

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica 3 роки тому +1248

    Normal people making friends: whats your name?
    Iinchou trying to make friends:whats your first ever memory?

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @Signout19
      @Signout19 3 роки тому +131

      Reminds me of how one of Iinchou's first conversations with Suisei from Holo was about seeing an unflushed toilet.

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 роки тому +14

      @@Signout19 Oh god I'm eating.

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 3 роки тому +23

      @@Signout19 that was hilarious

    • @naphbot134
      @naphbot134 3 роки тому +15

      @@Necroneer from an unflushed toilet?

  • @c-man9406
    @c-man9406 3 роки тому +1399

    Nijisanji's staff build different

    • @DIO.S_STANDAH
      @DIO.S_STANDAH 3 роки тому +24

      It hits different

    • @nanotsuki
      @nanotsuki 3 роки тому +68

      it is after all SCP collection of vtuber

    • @Baphelon
      @Baphelon 3 роки тому +133

      Going from hololive, where the wildest it tends to get is some mild boob jokes, to Nijisanji, where I just watched a video where Gundou Mirei talked about cucking her boyfriend, is the most insane whiplash I have ever experienced

    • @thelegion2184
      @thelegion2184 3 роки тому +3

      @@Baphelon holy hell when did that happen?

    • @drizztrysylvae3045
      @drizztrysylvae3045 3 роки тому +37

      @@thelegion2184 tbc, i just watched the clip thats likely being referenced, and what Gundou said is that she would 'cuckold' her boyfriend as a 'cruel thing' in resp9nse to a question by a viewer. this was during a discussion with hoshikawa, and she made it clear that she had never done it before.
      Edit: stick the usual youtu.be beflre the final letter code for clip link.
      /W0Lf1GAg_A0

  • @ZirusAlpha
    @ZirusAlpha 3 роки тому +504

    nijisanji never disappoints in its complete and utter ability to formulate chaos

  • @goldeneggsandwich
    @goldeneggsandwich 3 роки тому +266

    "A group of gyarus invited me to a club"
    YABE

  • @asphylt5763
    @asphylt5763 3 роки тому +334

    "My hands were on the wall,and I was going up and down"
    I dont like where this is going.

    • @Cha.21
      @Cha.21 3 роки тому +16

      Sounds like one of those Renpy game to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 роки тому +8

      Reminded me of a shower scene ngl.

    • @Cha.21
      @Cha.21 3 роки тому +5

      @@Necroneer shower scene..the sauce?

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +5

      @@Necroneer Shower scenes are great.

    • @Necroneer
      @Necroneer 3 роки тому +2

      @@Cha.21 Late reply but I can't really say, mainly because I've seen plenty of shower scenes, sources of which I don't recall either.

  • @Angrarim
    @Angrarim 3 роки тому +272

    Mofumofu subs.
    The hero who braced the chaotic nijisanji content to deliver high quality highlight moment

  • @benebsbiagtan3357
    @benebsbiagtan3357 3 роки тому +221

    To any one just discovering Nijisanji Welcome to normal nijisanji streams, it just goes bat shit crazier than this, check Tsukino Mito most viewed video for the Real Tsukino Mito Experience.

    • @draaxus2969
      @draaxus2969 3 роки тому +5

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST MAKE ME WATCH
      IM SCARED

    • @Antaures
      @Antaures 3 роки тому +1

      Ya got the title bro? Dunno what I'm looking for here

    • @maybe_just_emrys
      @maybe_just_emrys 3 роки тому +4

      The words that went in my mind when I watched that video was,
      "My sleep paralysis demon can't be this cute"

    • @tntkit
      @tntkit 3 роки тому

      Shame there isn't more translated clips. I only find nijisanji interesting recently after watching these compilations, and my non Japanese brain refused to let me discover this sooner.

    • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
      @champiggyfrm_pig5271 3 роки тому

      @@maybe_just_emrys what was the title pls ?

  • @jinsyl
    @jinsyl 3 роки тому +312

    if it has choco and other girls, it will literally always turn into some form of yuri, lmao

  • @shishirraut3262
    @shishirraut3262 3 роки тому +77

    I swear Nijisanji is another level lmao. Thanks MofuMofu for the TL and compilation !!

  • @haten1
    @haten1 3 роки тому +44

    Choco-sensei's commentary during off-collabs never fails to paint a perfect picture. Thank you very much for the clippy & subs.

  • @laurensollesta9647
    @laurensollesta9647 3 роки тому +61

    10:16 Lmao imouto is savage

  • @SuperNecroGamer
    @SuperNecroGamer 3 роки тому +27

    "excuse me what is your first ever memory"
    gyaru: wtf
    me: wtf
    but seriously wtf 😂

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 3 роки тому +84

    2:21 Why lmao, out of all things, she asked about the first memory. Even the weather deck would have been more normal.
    3:32 Thank goodness she's using 3d, it really helps me imagine her movement during the time.
    5:09 LMFAO, what an accident.
    5:49 Let your imagination flow through.
    7:18 This is a treasure, I'm glad she was able to dig it up.
    8:35 Something about this is really hilarious.
    9:46 LMAO, As expected of Kanako.
    10:15 Ouch this hurts me, it feels like the sister's calling me out and I don't like it.
    11:11 I don't blame you, if someone said that to me I'd probably be very sad as well XD
    12:09 What part about this is wholesome?
    13:51 Culture
    14:51 God these two are great.
    16:29 That caught me off guard.

  • @MrBetrayer1
    @MrBetrayer1 3 роки тому +176

    You know, I was quite literally about to go to bed, then I refreshed UA-cam... Guess I'm staying up a bit longer...

  • @xelanoh
    @xelanoh 3 роки тому +17

    Thanks for the subs! man any Hoshikawa + Gundo clip is so chaotic, it's great :D

  • @itsdio8390
    @itsdio8390 3 роки тому +39

    never thought that nijisanji were this wild. thanks MofuMofu for bringing these high dose of top quality nijisanji moments that for sure keep me up at night.

  • @sofiafabula5396
    @sofiafabula5396 3 роки тому +10

    When I saw tsukino mito in the first clip, I was delighted since I haven't seen any clips of her in a while. But then I saw yamagami karuta and I got excited. Thank you for the wonderful subs!! Especially with the shaky effects

  • @naniunnie
    @naniunnie 3 роки тому +4

    The thumbnail freaked me out ww
    Thank you for the compilation

  • @jack-exzolt9858
    @jack-exzolt9858 3 роки тому +13

    Every time I take a break from Nijisanji, Iinchou always surprises me with my routine CURSED content.

  • @allenryan3579
    @allenryan3579 3 роки тому +9

    Knowing vtuber for 8 months long and just now i found out about niji? Im ashamed but sign me up fam. Subbed

  • @farhatamnan3736
    @farhatamnan3736 3 роки тому +2

    I’m looking forward for more of these compilations. Keep up the good work

  • @oricallium
    @oricallium 2 роки тому +5

    The fact that this is my 1st time seeing a nijisanji jp clip
    *I fucking love it*

  • @icecreeeeam
    @icecreeeeam 3 роки тому +5

    Seconds in and it's already a masterpiece.

  • @twofiftysix
    @twofiftysix 3 роки тому +12

    Hi there, it's me again
    0:08
    SPC > SCP
    also some capitalisations inconsistencies here and there but thats it.
    Great video as always!

    • @SilkRoadMedic
      @SilkRoadMedic 3 роки тому +1

      4:45 happend > happened. But yeah I think that's it

    • @ReyvSparks
      @ReyvSparks 3 роки тому +7

      Shark Punching Center

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +42

    I couldn't believe Iinchou finally skinned her rival, _Nazono Mito_ xD
    I've heard about Iinchou's Gyaru story. But that was about gyaru in the hotel... So this is another story huh. Guess Ui-mama is lucky with her gyaru friend.
    Sasaki, link please!! xD
    Choco-sensei, Amyamya, and Ui-mama off collab, oh no. And the interesting part, Choco-sensei wasn't the one touching Amyamya lol

  • @48Mei
    @48Mei 3 роки тому +36

    Upon seeing the sleepover collab, I was wondering why Ars wasn’t with them after they all collabed together on Inuyama Tamakis channel. But 10minutes into the collab I started to think that maybe Ars was lucky she wasn’t there. Choco would’ve killed her 😂

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 3 роки тому +2

      Ars is hikikomori, she won't coming into sleepover thingie tho

  • @ashle9034
    @ashle9034 3 роки тому +15

    That's such a cursed fucking thumbnail and I love it

  • @hyuhyuhong5027
    @hyuhyuhong5027 3 роки тому +2

    oh huhuuu I'm already laughing at the first clip. I just found your channel yesterday and already subscribed. Thank you for translating these awesome clips from nijisanji

  • @Supeace
    @Supeace 3 роки тому +24

    Yessss please keep dosing me my nijisanji addiction
    Edit : first clip and I'm already overdozed

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 3 роки тому +29

    "a bunch of foreign guys at the club started talking to me"
    Almost turned into the plot of the kinds of doujins that I have blacklisted
    Yabai

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +97

    Wow, Gundou-sensei was a bar hostess? Poor Gundou-sensei, should have learned from Gibara & her debut stream xD
    Kanae has two women's face detected, obviously because his girl power is too high. Just ask Hoshikawa, she'll happily confirm lol
    Yep Karuta is my spirit animal too!
    Loud Kanae is the best Kanae xD
    Utako lol. I wonder why massager in Japan looks really lewd
    Kou???? But OriKou is still てぇてぇ

  • @Asa_sansan
    @Asa_sansan 3 роки тому +33

    Start with : Yurii???
    And conclude with : now this is Yuri
    😂

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel 3 роки тому +1

    7:16 "We have (the video) it right here...."
    *Play the video*
    *Instant Regret*

  • @dokaaandondon5112
    @dokaaandondon5112 3 роки тому +14

    So in another universe, where Gundou-sensei didn't drop her acting, we can get Nijisanji version of Choco-senseu

  • @dinozero2
    @dinozero2 3 роки тому +24

    7:18 Daamnnn who is this lady? I hoped she not a complete pervert just like that teacher over there.......

  • @aegis3141
    @aegis3141 3 роки тому +1

    Yes,the nijisanji brand chaos always scratch that itch and bring a weird delighted smile to my face

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for the compliation and translation!

  • @bbbeep_
    @bbbeep_ 3 роки тому +94

    Mirei really dug her own grave mentioning her application video...the cringe is too much

    • @adjieb8967
      @adjieb8967 3 роки тому +5

      And the staff give permission to play it on stream.. 🤣 Nijisanji staff literally build different.. 🤣

  • @badatchoosingnames3556
    @badatchoosingnames3556 3 роки тому +79

    11:15 Always so unhinged, not a single ounce of fear towards UA-cam-kun.

  • @Cha.21
    @Cha.21 3 роки тому +2

    Damn.....I find a GOLD MINE channel
    Here to stay bois

  • @AnonymousRaimon
    @AnonymousRaimon 3 роки тому +3

    Starts off with iinchou? Already great lmao

  • @happymagician1699
    @happymagician1699 3 роки тому +4

    *Starts video*
    AH TAHNKS MITO JUST WHAT I WANTEDD! ≧◉◡◉≦

  • @hinafgo
    @hinafgo 3 роки тому +2

    Lookimg forward to the next vid 🙏🏮

  • @asdfghjk4877
    @asdfghjk4877 3 роки тому +45

    that was another great compilationn and imma search that song kou was singing now lol

  • @Chestyfriend
    @Chestyfriend 3 роки тому +4

    9:46 That's actually Maimoto next to Kanae.

  • @Jacksonforeversprout
    @Jacksonforeversprout 3 роки тому +2

    Yamagami Karuta's zatsudan has to be the most underrated content out there. She needs more attention.

  • @mud2294
    @mud2294 3 роки тому +6

    Mito delivering the SUCC within seconds

  • @飛鳥-i6d
    @飛鳥-i6d 3 роки тому +5

    1:25  止まれ!剣持!剣持刀也!!

  • @vhalrougelarfouxe
    @vhalrougelarfouxe 3 роки тому +4

    That thumbnail will give me nightmares along will that cursed ASMR.

    • @joaopereira717
      @joaopereira717 3 роки тому

      Every now and then, Mito gives us nightmare fuel right xD

  • @jaywye
    @jaywye 3 роки тому +5

    >Made me flaccid
    LMAO

  • @katherineh3731
    @katherineh3731 3 роки тому +5

    Utako's manager must be stressed 24/7

  • @lmaAsian
    @lmaAsian 3 роки тому +9

    Lots of great collab clips this time around!
    Gundou and Hoshikawa being wild and hilarious as always, Mito and Kenmochi bouncing off each other as mother and son, Ui x Mya x Choco giving us a taste of paradise, and the natural てぇてぇ vibes of Ririmu and Kou

  • @isaiahdanz3308
    @isaiahdanz3308 3 роки тому +1

    These clips made me evolve

  • @shinzinakiri1097
    @shinzinakiri1097 3 роки тому +2

    I SWEAR YOU'RE THE BEST, THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS!😭✊

  • @saki3769
    @saki3769 3 роки тому

    Some of these really does keeps me up at night

  • @Dinhjason
    @Dinhjason 3 роки тому +1

    These now sit in my head rent-free

  • @old_boy9030
    @old_boy9030 3 роки тому

    My God but that thumbnail is a slice of fried gold 😂

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne 3 роки тому

    7:17
    Staff: Are we safe in this room? Yes? huehueheuheuhuehuehuehue

  • @premula-y4i
    @premula-y4i 3 роки тому +3

    first clip woke me up from my sleepiness

  • @shinji2302
    @shinji2302 3 роки тому +1

    yamagami karuta clip made me internally scream. Pain.

  • @IceeFish
    @IceeFish 3 роки тому +5

    the chapters on this video are hella wild

  • @nabilsaufi5180
    @nabilsaufi5180 3 роки тому +1

    Tsukino mito, more like suck me no mito. My ears were dead

  • @sharethehappiness7128
    @sharethehappiness7128 3 роки тому +7

    11:15 I need context for this stream..

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +2

    6:23 To be fair, Hoshikawa's reaction here wasn't out of pocket. Like, have you _seen_ Gundou flirt with people? You can see the exact moment she snaps them up like damn alligator jaws.

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 3 роки тому +4

    *_Suckino Mito_*

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 3 роки тому +2

    dammit Kou-kun ww

  • @Bkkkhhrnshhl
    @Bkkkhhrnshhl 2 роки тому +1

    We truly living in Tom and Jerry timeline

  • @AWanderingSwordsman
    @AWanderingSwordsman 3 роки тому

    Blessed Mito yuri story. Wonderful. Subarashii.
    Excellent stuff from Choco as per usual.

  • @bigmanbossman
    @bigmanbossman 3 роки тому

    I do love it when iinchou sucks my soul during ASMR streams

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel 3 роки тому +1

    14:51 the *Real Pro Vtuber.......*

  • @Mirrors957
    @Mirrors957 3 роки тому

    Good lord Gundeo sensei's got huge balls. The fact that she didnt even think twice before showing her audition footage is such a chad move

    • @Mirrors957
      @Mirrors957 3 роки тому

      Her immedietly regretting playing it as soon as it starts is big 草

  • @ferro1398
    @ferro1398 3 роки тому

    This thumbnail is living in my head rent free lmao

  • @arsyasnipman2330
    @arsyasnipman2330 3 роки тому +2

    GDI KOU, HE KNOWS DAT SONG LMAO😂

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica 3 роки тому +6

    The first clip is cursed

  • @reality_404
    @reality_404 3 роки тому +3

    ......yeah that's enough internet for today

  • @hihello38
    @hihello38 3 роки тому +8

    You really save the best for last huh.

  • @DNEChannel
    @DNEChannel 3 роки тому +1

    12:02 ......... *Visible Confusion?*

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +12

    "Can I touch it?"
    Ah, so it's becoming one of _those_ sleepovers huh.

  • @Iggarashi
    @Iggarashi 3 роки тому +1

    3:47 Probably high on party drugs

  • @pracinus
    @pracinus 3 роки тому +1

    On my six months of NIJISANJI I never heard Kanae scream like hell until now

  • @BapyTheSnowman
    @BapyTheSnowman 3 роки тому +1

    Damn I love it when Mito sucks out my braincells

  • @bloodmournethefirst1935
    @bloodmournethefirst1935 3 роки тому

    12:31 is literally super smash bros brawl fox

  • @akiishida9296
    @akiishida9296 3 роки тому +1

    7:20 HAHAHAHAHHAHA MY GOD THIS IS GOLD

  • @Arashi257
    @Arashi257 11 місяців тому

    Watching this again, and I already forgot about the soul sucking intro of the video😅

    • @Irises..
      @Irises.. 11 місяців тому +1

      Hehe.

  • @accuset
    @accuset 3 роки тому +1

    Always good to end things with sex.

  • @ultrasoulmaster3756
    @ultrasoulmaster3756 3 роки тому +1

    Good shit

  • @arrifjoe
    @arrifjoe 3 роки тому +1

    my first encounter of nijisanji was a clip of Shizuka singing country road while playing truck simulator...now that I lost a lot of pages that i don't know why Kaede is named Deron?😂

  • @ChronicalV
    @ChronicalV Рік тому

    I've seen so many scenarios of neet vtubers bullying the riajuu or just anyone who goes outside (playfully), but I've yet to see the guy actually fight back and roast them for once. They're always so soft on neets (and i kinda understand the cultural reasons but it'd be funnier for the bit if they actually push back)

  • @lth_lch
    @lth_lch 3 роки тому

    Mito always has some pretty wild stories lol

  • @thekuuderedude1737
    @thekuuderedude1737 3 роки тому +1

    I appreciate the Ngo clip, don't see much clips of her

  • @georgekhabaze6619
    @georgekhabaze6619 3 роки тому

    that clip gave me ptsd 😂😂😂...... omg nijisanji hit different 🤣👍

  • @merfyn4838
    @merfyn4838 3 роки тому

    Ahh Nijisanji... if complete degeneracy and abaolute chaos is youre thing look no further.

  • @kurosakiht
    @kurosakiht 3 роки тому

    0:25 S U C C

  • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
    @user-wu8qc9bb3e 3 роки тому

    That thumbnail though.

  • @Shy_Succulent
    @Shy_Succulent 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine for just a moment, being Utako's manager

  • @Pororiroro
    @Pororiroro 3 роки тому +1

    Good.

  • @ostsmulor
    @ostsmulor 3 роки тому +2

    0:05 "SCP Explained" is a youtube channel whose content is about the popular internet forum and phenomenon called "SCP Foundation" (Secure, Contain, Protect) of sci-fi, fantasy stories with obscure monsters and environments similar to the stories of Grimm or H.P Lovecraft. The top 3 most famous SCP's are SCP-173, SCP-682 and SCP-096.

  • @theknightofnothing2823
    @theknightofnothing2823 3 роки тому

    Yaba this video is yaba

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 3 роки тому

    Nijisanji is simply built different