MAKING TIKTOK COCKTAILS
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- Опубліковано 30 січ 2020
- MAKING TIKTOK COCKTAILS
charli d'amelio could never... but only because she legally can't drink
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nothing like a good ol' tiktoktail... tiktok about a fun time am i right... okay i'm done bye!
send me any #tiktok cocktails you find :) - Розваги
Chaos, alcohol and lesbianism, I love it all
The sacred trinity of sex drugs and rock n roll for the gays😂✌
Sounds like a greek comedy.
leSBIANISMMM
I thought she was american
Love the name btw
anxious lesbian alcohol ASMR is a genre we're all sleeping on
I wanna be the depressed gay guest special
Ofc what else
Can I get a pansexual perfectionist Piña Colada?
Why is that so appealing? Like especially if we get tea and cocktail!
Y E S
"Lets wait til we are 21"
Me a 16 yo in germany :
Hold my Beer
ja lmao
@Abby Gayle in Germany we have to wait till 14, then we can drink with our parents legally. When were 16 we can drink alone legally but for the hard stuff we have to wait till 18.
@Abby Gayle No age is good for drugs, and *definitely* not 14. Please talk to someone holy shit.
@Freda Wirick I just Googles it, and you are actually right, only at home or on other private premises but still, wtf
"And garnish with babies"
Pro-Lifers: The *what*
This is the only context where "I put six babies in here" is acceptable.
Then she added two more
What are these babies? Candies?
stone sherrill they’re plastic babies
Is it tho?
Where did you get your icon from UtopianPhantom? It's so cute!
"I'm literally talking to myself in my head, I'm literally having a full conversation"
I have never related to something more in my entire life.
ahJINssi
I thought it was because I’m sick- but I had a conversation with myself about how birds descended from long neck dinos...
OMFG same I do this on daily cause I Don't like to tell my feeling to anyone......I have trust issues
My head got feed up by bs and you could say I *lost my mind*
welcome to my world with too much meds since i was 15
You’re like JennaMarbles but anxious, gay and fast
I’m here for it
So, a completely different person?
@@deadline2157 shut up
My sibling commented that "just add two more babies" drink looks like a communal womb.... I agree.
I literally said that yesterday and I'm already watching it again.
Mom said it's my turn to use the womb.
COMMUNAL WOMB
Ally: *puts popsicle in drink*
Popsicle: *melts*
Ally: *surprised pikachu face*
I feel like I’m watching an anxious equivalent of Jenna Marbles who is also a lesbian and I’m completely here for it, so thank you for your service, Ally
@@kai_b_feral wtf? ur drunk
This is the funniest comment 😂
I died when she said "lesbian problems" xD because her nails are too short
I was your 1k like 😶 not that it important just.... yk :' ..yeah
Rachel Rinehart i know this is a compliment but noo one is like ally imo
i need full versions of ally’s tiktok voiceovers IMMEDIATELY.
This sounds just like a breakdown but with extra steps
Most of Ally's videos tbh and I really appreciate it
Lmao
less than three minutes in and all of the lesbian stereotypes has been checked:
beanie
tattoos
cat
fingernails (or lack of)
lives in another country and is impossibly hot
👌🏾yup
@black lives matter All cops are bastards oh my GOD! I got my nails done at a salon and asked them to keep my 2 nails short and they were the most confused I've seen a person 😂 obvi those were my accent nails
As someone who is not even a little bit bi, let alone a lesbian, and who hates long nails (they're ugly and a pain in the ass), short nails are definitely not a lesbian thing. The only gals who wear long nails are those who want to show they have disposable income and don't do physical labor. Nothing wrong with either of those, but they put it on display in a way that is a major eyesore.
theres not quite anything like watching a person whos intoxicated and anxious while you, yourself, are intoxicated and anxious.
Hey where'd did you get your icon from? It's really neat!
“how are you supposed to open it without nails???” said every lesbian at some point in their life.
And bi girl . . . (Me over here haha)
greenfire315 basically any wlw person who’s with another woman. aka me a pansexual.
Also most guys, really.
And trans boys w/ shorter finger nails
And me because I do pottery...
“Alrighty, who’s ready to get sister schwasted” -Ally2k20
lul
I was just a king princess concert like 4 days ago and she said "who here gets schwasted after only 4 drinks" so I'm pretty sure it's just a lesbian thing
Lou Devanneaux lol it more thank likely is lmfao
Lmao 969th like
Yo I didn’t expect this comment to blow up like it did haha
When she said "garnish with babies" I thought oh shit I definitely heard that wrong she must have said bay leaf or something. Nope... nope
Brighton Sheehan SAME
Same though, then I saw her garnishing with "babies" and Im like..."this is a thing?!"
Same here.
“What are we thinking”
Yes, because this community shares one brain cell and I currently don’t have it.
Me either dude, but I have school tomorrow so can someone pass it to me?
I borrowed it earlier for a test today I'm here to return it
@@alexrose1279 no I need it now. I claim it no one can have it rn. I’m trying to beat poptropica...
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 Alright alright here ya go-
Um someone gave it to me but I don’t think it’s working. Who knows how to fix it?
0:24 "consider it TikToktail"
**dad jokes has entered the chat**
Ally: i wanna make a video today
all of the alcohol in her house: *[chuckles] i’m in danger*
I like you're profile pic
Vanilla_Dipped_Donut thank you 😊
I still see you on every gay video, let’s be friends
anna banana lmao sup bro
I actually snorted
This radiates the most amazing chaotic “drunk lesbian” energy I’ve ever seen and I’m livin for it.
"Lesbian problems am i right ladies-"
Yes you are
I work at starbucks and yeah. Why is anyone drinking pink drinks. Why not just take a shot of straight strawberry base while crying on the floor like the real baristas do
I like colorful drinks. Fuck what color it is. How am i not dead yet?
I use to work at starbucks and everytime someone ordered a pink drink i wanted to die
You good, bro?
I worked for Starbucks for a few years and in order to fight the urge to nap all afternoon I was drink the refresher bases straight up #riporangevalencia
Why tf would someone use raspberries when developing an "adult pink drink" when an actual pink drink has strawberry
Cause we all know James Charles has issues...
To match the white claw flavor.
@@hayleymcclendon5252 just don't make the base of the cocktail raspberry flavored then???? Whiteclaw isn't the only thing you can use. You could use non alcoholic strawberry flavored seltzer(or soda if you want it sweeter) then just add alcohol yourself.
If you wanted the drink even more accurate adding acai in some way would help
And it uses coconut milk..
@@jackieviramontes3663 yeah I couldn't remember if the tiktok used coconut milk though and figured Ally would have just used whatever dairy free milk she already had in her fridge so I didn't mention it.
I feel like you're a culmination of every character in Life is Strange
Yesss I see it now 🤣
STEPH
She really is.
ALX PLEase
Steph + Justin fusion
im currently a 19yrold in Ohio stop calling me out lmao
I want to be offended by the Ohio comment but I’m not because you’re right
SAME 😂
right i'm 19 and l am in Ohio but its pretty accurate
yeah same
Same!!!!!
I was your thousandth like
Where did these kids learn that can trick ? I just poured vodka into my gatorade when I was in high school and no question it
Legit, so many people just had vodka in water bottles
I’ve poured alcohol into my younger cousins soda cans at family bbqs WITHOUT poking a hole at the bottom. (Younger as in they’re 20 years old months away from 21)
@@_bewitchedbyyaz they doing too much work by poking a hole in the bottom of the can
"Lesbian problems am I right ladies?"
Me: "Yes"
Also, this should be called “how to ruin white claw”
Look,
Y'all can keep shipping Ally with her exes all you want,
but I have a theory that she's secretly in a committed relationship with the CEO of Audible.
How is the shipping name then? auly? Allyble?😂
Unlikely as the CEO of audible is a dude
Mydik Is-hard the CEO’s.... WIFE
Brooke Elkins trust me ... ally wouldn’t be with her
Ally: I can’t have caffeine
Nobody:
Litterally nobody:
Ally: proceeds to pour an ENTIRE bottle of 5 hour energy into her drink
It was the extra strength version, too
She's like the female version of Kurtis Conner
Wthhh, this is exactly what I thought and come to the comment section to see if someone else thought so too
OMGGGG SHE IS
woahhH
YES omg
TRUEEE
This person really didn't need the caffeine, she's giggling like a crazy person
You must be new here LOL
Me, a 19 year old girl in Ohio: you know what, fair
Same😂
420 likes rn i-
"just add two more babies" believes it for a second wondering what flavoring powers the babies have
Baby flavored
I DID TOO AND IVE BEEN SCOURING THE COMMENTS TRYING TO FIND ANYONE AS GULLIBLE AS ME
i am sorry my bi ass just found this channel and was wondering if she was into girls (cause she cute) and i just gasped so loud i hurt my throat when i heard her say lesbian problems
.,. please tell me i am not alone
nn
Bisexual me is 😎. Me who hasn’t come out to my parents is 🤓
She is our lesbian mother and I was also happy when I found out.
Wait no she gives off lesbian aunt vibes
cheshire crooked cat hahaha, im also bi and ya, would NOT like her, her weirdness(no offense ally -w-“) is my lifee! Plus i found her channel just recently, and i already love her vidss
I wish i can be as proud as her for being her!
You're not alone.
I love how her on alcohol reflects how I act everyday with adhd
Same lmao
“Lesbian problems- am I r- right ladies?”
I felt that
Ally: What are you suppose to do when you don’t have fingernails?
Me: *laughs in lesbian*
If you don't have fingernails you do what girls with too many fingernails do, use a butter knife to open sodas.
The brain hemorrhage needs peachtree schnapps and original Bailey's. The schnapps curdles the milk in the Bailey's. Love to see you come back to that.
yeah but , coming from a ten year vegan , doubt she’s gonna buy a milk product even for a video even if she isn’t gonna drink it. it’s ethical reasons. but yeah, was a bit frustrated when i realiZed that it was definitely not gonna work befor she evn tried it cause i looked at th tiktok and was like “ah must be milk doing it’s nasty weird shit like curdling” and knew she luckily doesn’t participate in that either.
6:08 is what my cat said when he threw up after gorging himself on stolen sushi
Jenna marbles and Julien collab when?
You're literally their spiritual daughter.
MY FEELINGS EXACTLY.
Me: She had every opportunity to call these tiktoktails but she didnt and I'm disappointed
Me 30 seconds later: Ayyyyyyyyye 👉👉
Just toktails
@@applesong01 ally said tik tok tails in the beginning after she gave up trying to say the full name thats what the comment is saying
WHEN SHE CAME FROM BEHIND THE GREEN SCREEN HHHHH
Literally skater girl I had a crush on in highschool wrapped into one person. 10/10 will watch again.
Why is nobody saying anything about these babies WHAT ARE THEY WHY ARE THEY IN THE DRINK
And why do I want babies in my own drinks?
My housemate is into the tiktok scene lol
Tiny babies and worm on a string are basically holy beings
ivegottaluvlikewoe ahh okay, thank u so much for explaining lol
@@ivegottaluvlikewoe really? Finally a place where I feel like I belong
they our gods
the biggest sin in this video was when the person in the tiktok hack poured all that grape soda down the drain
Tru grape soda is great
Right at the milk part of the pink drink I got a notification from "Sad milk" on UA-cam.
Milk cult
One of my fave cocktails is at a local place called the "peach emoji" and it perfectly encapsulates the basic b*tch femme that I am.
My sister just came up behind me and said “she looks like a young Severus snape”
HOW TO OPEN A CAN WITHOUT FINGERNAILS:
Use your thumb to press on the bubble on the top, then you should be able to get your finger under the tab 💜💜
(Brought to you by many years of me being frustrated and opening cans with butter knives)
you are a _treasure_
Lesbian saver👍
Thx lesbian pal ✨💖
Anna 3084 i have super long acrylics so i just use my knuckle
thank you for saving lesbian lives 🤣
OKAY THAT GREEN SCREEN AD TRANSITION WAS LEGENDARY
"These babies keep staring. I'm putting you in time out."
Ally: "It's either trained bartenders or girls pouring vodka into slurpies and there's no inbetween"
Also Ally: "I'm not a professional so we're doing amateur stuff"
Me: So we're pouring vodka in slurpies? Sounds good and I'm actually excited
Pour vodka into anything you can get at Sonic and you’re in for a good time.
Source; my manager says every. Single. Drink. Is good with vodka.
I feel some way about her explicitly calling me out as a 19 year old girl in Ohio.
2:38 "What are you supposed to do when you don't have finger nails, though?"
Pushing down on the end of the tab near the opening slightly raises the other end, making it easier to lift the tab.
Try hard
"Lesbian problems am I right ladies"
Me, who isn't a lesbian but bites my nails: Of course
”hey there's vitamins in here!” me, trying to be healthy
Ally: *puts glass of vodka and babies in time out*
I just want to say: valid, everything and everyone in this video is valid. Although I am worried about your liver
Hi there, random british high school student from 1 month and half a plague into the future here. I'm stuck at home in a nation wide quarantine and these videos are keeping me going man, first genuine laugh in weeks. Love your stuff!
reneGAYd
I feel like white claw is this generation’s four loco
White Claw and 5-Hour Energy, apparently.
Nah chief
i’m still a four loko girl, i’ve never had white claw
Im jealous of white claw. It seems so light and tasty. Id much rather have that than beer because who can drink more than 2 L of beer in a short timespan? You cant possibly get drunk on beer, nigh impossible. Still wouldnt buy it because it would cost 4 dollars a can (1L 40% vodka costs 40-50 dollars so its better value in vodka). How much does it cost in the states?
The power of her snicker at "good night nurse" broke that door wide heckin open.
*can pops*
Me: *cracks up so hard I start laughing* wtf why am I laughing she’s not the one on drugs I am
WHY DID THE SODA STABBING SCENE GO SO FAST I COULDNT EVEN PROCESS
9:13
This went from 0 to 100 then back to 0 in a span of 2 seconds
I've been bingeing your videos, and I'm literally obsessed with ur content 🙌🤩
I just found your channel and I love the adhd I find here reflecting mine
And I gasped out loud when you came out from behind the curtain of yourself, trippy editing good!
Next video Ally shaves her head
i lost it at six babies in the drink
I like how she’s genuinely funny so she doesn’t over do it on editing like every other youtuber
Just found this account. Now it's time to binge watch cause I love your energy. Thank you for making me laugh :)
Wow guys, look, Ally got Charli to do her intro! She looks a little different though... different hair maybe?
Mayhaps
instead of making a hole that the liquid could leak out of, you could literally just open the can, pour it out, and pour the beer or whatever in through the opening
my guess is its for getting your own alcohol into a festival or something? but i think they typically wont let you bring sode either so idk
ASDFGidji pretty sure it's for putting alcohol in your fridge w/o your parents being able to tell that it's alcohol
Dominic Talbot thats just stupid. If my parents see a soda there’s a good chance they themselves would drink it. I’ve never met a teenager who won’t drink warm booze
And hard alk you can smell
Just drink 💁🏻♂️they have done it and its fine and where i live the legal age is 16 and we are all fine😂😂
Oliver Lehmann yeah, but i think you live in a different nation. here we have to be 21
you're the most random and chaotic person i have ever seen or known, and i love it!
The fact that I've only just found this channel is a crimmmmeeee. Honestly you're an entire mood and I am here for it
Dude I feel like ally would be the most dope wingwoman ever hands down
Ally: "This is the problem when you don't have nails!"
Me: Oh nice, an influencer who doesn't have pretty nails like everybody else.
Also Ally: "Lesbian problems hehe.."
Me: Oh. *OH-*
You aren't telling me you didn't know LESBIAN JESUS is gay
@@nicospooks I thought that was Hailey Kiyoko?
@@xenonsan3110 they share the throne
Deceit Classy Sanders there are three lesbian Jesuses, don’t tell me your forgetting girl in red
@@claireoconnor307 you right you right. thE HOLY TRINITY
Im glad I found her channel why do I love her sense of humor so much
This is the first time I'm watching Ally. I'm hooked😂😂😂😂
"This might kill me, but lets try it" 😂😂😂 me everytime i need to adult!
“What are you supposed to do when you don’t have fingernail?”
Relatable. I’ll either use teeth or whatever is around; knife, ruler
Omg I completely missed this video because of work...watching it now and I love you Ally!! I get too hyper when I drink coffee too.
The opening gave me life. You are holy, Ally.
I have been blessed with this amazing content
Put the babies in ice cubes. When people ask just sing "ice, ice babyyy" 👌🏻
Thanks. I'll definitely try this
I wouldn't do the five hour energy one, there's a reason alcoholic energy drinks are illegal in the U.S
Yeah... mixing stimulants and depressants is not a good idea
Well, I mean... Aren't Kinder Eggs also illegal in the US?
Frej Gammelgård Yeah, because of an old lawsuit over a product that killed a bunch of kids. Besides, kinder eggs could probably be sold here Kinder just doesn’t want to risk a lawsuit, so they made a modified product.
@@frejgammelgard5519 it's due to a time when manufacturers put saw dust in food so we have a law banning non food items in food products. They've not really modified the law
I love your frantic energy. Makes for a very entertaining video.
I love your shirt.
Also that whiteclaw omg I'm here for everything you do
I feel like Ally is either kinda confused or on crack I mean the energy is so chaotic I love her
Maybe both
Im litteraly crying when she pulled hair out of that "pink drink"
I found you 30 minutes ago and I’ve been binging your videos and I’m obsessed
I just found your channel and now your my favorite UA-camr lmao
“What are you supposed to do when you don’t have fingernails?” - Top lesbians
Am i too impressed with the audible editing??? Probably
Omg, i love so much your vibe, girl 💜
Every video you post you just get more adorable 😂
Oh my god.... that renegade was actually really good
I love that I watched the “making the 2 shots of vodka meme” video very recently, just thought about it, and then Ally is making more Cocktails!
Thank you for blessing us ally! =^_^=