Other three dead people: *The, what???* Claw guy: Yeah, it's the newest way of execution; you get strapped to a table and a claw rips your head off while you're still alive. Electric chair person: And I thought feeling your insides get fried to a crisp was painful, Jesus Christ!! lethal injection person: Who in their god damn right mind would even come up with such a thing?!? Hanging person: I'm so sorry you went through that! Claw guy: Thanks fellas; trust me, it was a real pain in the neck. Yes I did all that for a stupid neck pun, I don't regret it.
So I looked up the article about lesbian teens...and it's basically a very "conservative-leaning" interpretation (to put it nicely) of a real study, which wasn't supposed to explore statistics in the first place. They asked 18 teens about their sexual experiences, almost half of who were pregnant due to sexual abuse, to figure out what kind of support, education, etc. would help prevent situations like theirs where they get taken advantage of or engage in risky behaviour. Conservative media took from that: lesbian teens constantly sleep around and get high because they subconsciously know they are missing a man for true happiness 🙃
"It's not the size that matters, it's the smell" Ok but being a pansexual guy having been with different types of people, I could not agree more. Just clean your junk and be a decent person, someone will be DTF.
15:52 The fact that this Welcome to Night Vale tweet went semi viral on Reddit is absolutely wonderful, I didn't expect this to happen but I'm not mad about it
I was at a convention and a man in an impressive Skeltor costume was Pointing at other Cosplayers and misidentifying them most looked annoyed and walked away. He pointed at a girl who was clearly dressed like “Star-Lord” and said “squirrel girl!” At her and she yelled “I’ll take it!!!” And skipped off Skeletor looked confused and just didn’t know what to do… so he just walked out of the event.
@@MezephelesArt Unfortunately, some rapists are actually excited at the prospect of saddling their victim with a child, especially if they don't have to raise them... And before you ask, I didn't want to know that, either.
@@milktortoisewisdoms3449 it's not very smooth, and also he only spoke a few lines. He could be fluent, it's not like he's american, but this is no indication.
@@valorintheircorner no realmente,algunas personas si dicen codito precioso, decir cosita preciosa es más que nada un modismo, en Chile usamos el genero
17:49 fun fact: one of my best mates went undercover with cops three times when they was 14. Cops turned up to their drama club and asked for volunteers, and they went. One time was to test on taxi drivers, another on a hotel. Can't remember the third Anyway she helped arrest 4 people
20:32 You apparently haven't heard of The Corpse Wiggler. Nasa's plan for disposal of corpses in space is to freeze it outside the ship then have a robotic arm shake it to pieces. I'm not kidding.
Thanks, 👍 I had almost forgotten about it. Like, it's a good idea, and a totally practical solution for bodies in space. It is, however, not an image I want creeping into my intrusive thought arsenal.... eventually I'll randomly laugh while at work and have to explain to my coworkers that I'm laughing at the unprompted image of a dead body in a bag being rag-dolled just outside of a space ship like some god awful reverse shake and bake.
@@ashleycook6025 My brain just finds it more amusing that some sentient lifeform from another planet is likely gonna randomly find one of our astronauts, some day; just floating in the void, their suit also their funereal garb. And that foreign lifeform is gonna look at the encapsulated corpse of one of our own and go, "YOOOOOO, what the f--?!" ...and that becomes their introduction to humankind. Lucky bastitches...
@@Badgerpaw GOTT. DAMNIT I ALMOST FORGOT. Thanks for restoring this to my subconscious's library of "Things to show Ash while in Dreamland just as/after feelings safety and happiness begin to take hold.
7:15 is there a conspiracy cult of artists sneaking adult content into kids films? I don't know about anywhere else, but for Disney, yes their *absolutely* is, and it is beautiful. Short version of the story: Part of Disney's long standing standard contract with their artists and animators is; anything at all that they produce, even in their off time, from random napkin doodles to full blown 3d animated movies is considered lawfully owned intellectual property of Disney. All of it. As way of silent protest, a lot of Disney artists draw adult content in their free time (which they can't get in trouble for, because they're at home on their own time) that Disney must legally take and add to their ever growing hoard of *Official* Disney property.
0:52 "So long, and thanks for all the fish." 5:07 The theory I hear a lot is that Cubone is the child of a dead Kangaskhan. The skull shape is eerily similar.
15:22 there's a funny thing where someone came back from school with a B- and their dad told them other kid's grades. so they spent the next day at school collecting other parents paychecks
If you've ever wondered where all your socks go when you do your laundry: Every laundry machine has a little portal to the Click's apartment and he demands one sacrifice for each load.
I imagine that scene from That 70s Show, with Eric and the panties, but instead of panties, it's socks. "No, [instead random name], don't pull that rope in the middle of the room!" *pulls rope* *socks rain down on Click*
20:07 ... CPR is done to the beat of the song ... " Stayin alive " ... ( as the song has the same tempo as the human heart - that is why they are dancing .)
I LOVED the burping. As for the scammer calls I kept a referee's whistle by the phone. Strangely after a few blasts with that, I stopped getting calls. 😈
I cant wait to watch this later to finally forget how depressed i am and have some fun. His videos are amazing and so helpful. And when he gets serious to explain anything, its often so wholesome and uplifting... just... give this man a medal already!
A clone would still be a person though. Cloned animals are pretty much the same as their non-cloned counterparts, they aren't some kind of soulless drone, they have brains and thoughts too. Ergo, making cloned people fight wouldn't be anymore humane then making regular people fight
@@bevsesilmwars3980 well, the clones there are sentient. I'm not talking about doing that. I'm talking about hollow shell bodies with no brains that gladiators get to control made of cloned tissues. More like flesh-mechsuits than cloned humans.
Damn, how many languages does The Click know? Of course, he’s fluent in English, Swedish, and German, and his Spanish es muy bien. I’m an American, and frustratingly monolingual.
Almost every one of his videos makes me feel like I'm vastly inferior intellectually without making me hate myself for it. It's also frustrating that he's so much prettier than me. 😂
I'm a woman. I wasn't aware I was supposed to cry during Titanic. I've cried three times watching wrestling though. That's the kind of tv that makes me cry apparently.
Just some advice: memes aren't supposed to be taken seriously, probably there's some women that didn't cry while watching titanic and probably there's some men that cried while watching titanic
It's not about being a woman or a man; it's about being traumatised out of crying, which can happen to girls (happened to me from bullies), but is more common in boys as "rEaL mEn DoN't CrY" cattle-dung is prevalent. So now in sad scenes we don't cry, but when the joy is overwhelming, that's when the tears hit. Because we've been trained not to cry when sad, but we still do it when incredibly happy.
5:50 "Does anyone know what this light means?" Uh, yeah, buddy. Thats a hellmouth, a portal straight to hell. How did you get it to show up in your tire, though?
When I did my teaching degree, we had two members of the cohort that were there because they were bored, one of them was 84 the other was in his 70s. Everything is going well, we finish up and celebrate together (we started with over 200 people in our course and ended up with 30). Two days after the graduation ceremony, the gentleman that was in 84 passed away. I just hope the the hijinks we used to pull in class made him feel included in part of the fun
The click is just giving us free pickup lines at this point. Someday I’m actually gonna use one of them on someone and probably get arrested for harassment.
20:24 I admit, I had to google that. It was just something from the Onion. From back when the Onion could do its job. You know, before Trump, by being President, rendered satire damn near impossible.
8:20 we kinda did this in a summer camp thing i was at it was just for 24 hours, but it was like 2 teams, self built shelter (dry summer day, high tech sleeping bags, but the "tents" were built from building with sticks and bark and putting leave covered branches over it) and we didnt have airsoft, but you had a velcro patch on your back, and when it was removed you were "out" and had to lie down until noone was close anymore, or until everything calmed down and then walk back to the camp :D it was very stressful but suuuper fun, we were like 13/14
5:20 This and the baby Kangaskhan theory were both popular theories for Cubone for a while. The baby Kangaskhan theory was basically confirmed when some BETA Pokemon from Gen 1 was leaked. Instead of a Kangaskhan there was going to be an evolution for Marowak named "Guardia" that does have a baby. It does kind of looks like a baby Kangaskhan, though we only have the back sprite of it and it's kind of hard to tell what the baby looks like. It at least has the same eyes as a baby Kangaskhan.
Never thought I’d hear the Click in Spanish… I’ll be honest that was the one thing that helped me watch his intros without my mother looking at me weird- now, she’s questioning everything I do (yet it’s so worth it), and is demanding to watch the video with me in subtitles, how do I tell her UA-cam doesn’t have translating subtitles? And, damn was the sentence perfect👌 I wish someone said that to me on a daily basis, sadly, it doesn’t happen- Is it odd my mother is now ranting about how she’d like to date a guy like him? I she went from ‘no tengo interés en nadie, ahorra cállate’ to ‘se ve joven, ¿Cómo se llama?’
12:44 About the surgeon who had a 300% mortality rate, I highly recommend the video about him "The Mad Surgeon, Robert Liston - Absolute Mad Lads" by Count Dankula if you want to learn more about him, how surgery was done back then, and how such a thing could have happened. He is very funny and entertaining, even when making videos about historical figures, so definitely check it out and have a laugh while also learning something new.
25:41 My buddy and I were a shining example of this back when Custom Robo was a thing. I, for the life of me, could not even come remotely close to beating him in a PvP match if he had his hands tied behind his back, but when it came to the grand tournament, I was able to get him all the gold trophies sort of easily, while he struggled to get bronze or silver on some of the harder ones. We still have no idea why he struggled against that particular AI so much, despite being way objectively better than me at games.
Nobody: Literally no one: Not a single soul: The Click: aggressively flirts with a random guy as the intro Me, who's watching: Ahh, yes! Quality content!
Hearing The Click talking in Spanish make my day xD teniendo en cuenta que yo hablo español me pareció tierno el acento que tenía, se escuchó muy adorable
Didn't expect to see Specter on such a video, the one who made the post has good taste. (Specter the nun in the thumbnail she's from Arknights tower defense in anime style, a world that mirrors our own but everyone has animal features and as depressing as our own with magic rock cancer which she has in her spine and or nervous system, she ain't really a yandere more like actually crazy but the saddest part is she ain't an actual nun she was kidnap by a cult and they infected her with the magic rock cancer that is transmicible.
The one from the post isn't the same character, she's a Hololive VTuber named Houshou Marine (she's a pirate, a captain, but there she's drawn as a nun)
Bro, that intro caught me off guard my dude. Great job on that.🤣 Edit: I got 69 likes. Nice!💖😎 Edit 2: Ah, I see that someone decided to go one over. Still cool though.👍
The.. “stuff” in cartoons are for the parents who are forced to watch cartoons with us when we were kids. It’s there to try and make the adults less bored
For absolutely no reason I started watching this video, got onto safari, did an “am I gay quiz?” And came back to this video… the quiz said I’m bisexual 😂
Hey click, I just wanted to say thank you. I've been struggling a lot lately with my mental health and coming to terms with who I am, I'm a woman who likes other women, I don't know how I feel about men yet. I'll be 22 on the 4th of April and it's been difficult to accept that I'll still be hiding who I am and who I love. Growing up my mum was super homophobic and still is so I can't safely come out. I keep trying to tell myself that it'll get better and that one day I won't feel so alone and ashamed but I know that coming out means losing my family. I've been trying to be more positive and watching you and hearing your views on random things makes me feel a little bit more normal, I am super proud of myself though and would like to share that with someone I'm currently 96 days clean of self harm and I honestly didn't think I could do it. I would like to thank you for all you say and do, you've made a community of lovely people who are so kind and caring to others. Thank you so much click, I would honestly be so lost without your videos. You help take my mind off life. Thank you for everything, I really do appreciate all you do. Love from Sophie in England x
Hey Sophie, if you haven't had anyone tell you this. You are valid, and you're doing amazingly! I know how hard is it sometimes, I've been there. Those moments when all seems lost and you feel like you're on your own. But pls do know that there's someone out there for you, someone who cares about you the way you are. Good job on your 96 days of no self harm, very impressive if i must say. Keep being you, and one day u can finally be yourself with no shame. Best regard, Nick
You're valid, sweetheart. And I get the struggle; my family knows somewhat how I identify (realized in college I'm polyamorous and pansexual), but only my Gram and brother are the closest to being accepting. Rest of my family may claim they care, but the anti-LGBTQ+ comments and "jokes" (especially from my dad) make me want to lessen my interactions only further. I just hope you'll find more people in the future who'll be more supportive of your true self. You certainly deserve it for trying your best to be a good person. 🫂
To my birthday twin, even though we do not know each other, this stranger appreciates and respects your strength. Continue being your awesome self, and when the time is right, you'll have someone else you enjoys you for you, no matter who they are. Have a great upcoming 22nd birthday!
"Birdshot-wise" makes me smile. It took me a moment to process what wasn't feeling right in that sentence. Ah, idioms... different phrases, different places.
I always love how even after having a bad time playing Destiny 2 and being emotionally drained by one of my college classes, Click is there to bring the funny
19:55 - in the United States, at least, CPR instructions often tell you to keep a song with 100BPM in your head when doing chest compressions in order to keep the pumping consistent. Most frequently, "Stayin' Alive" and "Another One Bites the Dust" are referenced. So the skit is probably about 'if you're doing CPR, you're doing it to Music In Your Head'
to Click's point at 7:10 , I just want to say that, as an Engineer, it's not even just a conspiracy. yes, we try to sneak dongs into things. Mostly because it's just funny. Sometimes it happens by accident, but we definitely do it on purpose.
3:45 **REALIZATION INTENSIFIES** 5:03 *They only had themselves to blame* *If you'd've been there,* *If you'd've seen it,* *I betcha you would have done the same!* 6:43 Okay, that noise was *NOT* necessary! 17:52 He's also a high-schooler and is genuinely that dumb.
Had some drinks and my first couple of tokes from a work buddy, earlier this evening...yet even my partner came over to see what had me laughing so hard, and the cow segment certainly put a smile on his face... ...unfortunately, also learned that my partner can burp on-command, and my stomach wasn't okay with that. Glad that he stopped when he did, I'm not interested in seeing last night's dinner again...
Wait, they made condoms harder to open and said “yeah, this is wholesome”? Seriously? Like, this is good for your first time with someone, I guess, but I seriously doubt either of you will be pleased 5 condoms down the line. Ever seen the movie “Knocked Up”? Because that’s like, the inciting incident of the movie!
20:17
"how did you die?"
"Lethal injection. You?"
"Hanging. You?"
"Electric chair. You?"
"The Claw"
Those who die by The Claw... need to be dressed up like those Pizza Planet aliens from Toy Story.
It's not real, it's the onion.
Other three dead people: *The, what???*
Claw guy: Yeah, it's the newest way of execution; you get strapped to a table and a claw rips your head off while you're still alive.
Electric chair person: And I thought feeling your insides get fried to a crisp was painful, Jesus Christ!!
lethal injection person: Who in their god damn right mind would even come up with such a thing?!?
Hanging person: I'm so sorry you went through that!
Claw guy: Thanks fellas; trust me, it was a real pain in the neck.
Yes I did all that for a stupid neck pun, I don't regret it.
The CLAAAWWWWWWWW THE CLAAAAWWWW!!!
Tbh, I‘d choose the claw. Seems to be the least painful
the great thing about Click's intros is that statistically he has a good chance of not only get the name right, but also the other stuff
same just waiting for him to say rose lol
The other day he said the name of my 18 year old. She blushed profusely because she wasn't expecting it & it was adorable.
click was so close to saying my name
My name is Elias for context, and when he spoke the first 3 letters of Eliza i was shaking in my boots
Vode an
I highly doubt Click will ever say my name, although the main carecter of a movie had my name so who knows.
The scariest alien scenario would be them responding to our sent signal with something along the lines of: "Be quiet, they will hear you."
Well that's totally not a whole new nightmare scenario. Nope, not at all (:
"Have you heard the good news?"
oh yeah....that is just terrifying to even think about :/
There is actually a paradox about this, the dark forest paradox I think? Kurzgezagt made a video about it (butchered th name , I know)
Oooooooo 😯 ok you win!
As a trans guy using the name Anthony rn, the intro absolutely killed me
lol
I am thinking about jowol
bro imagine it being literally antonio!!! (im trans and my name is antonio 😂)
Every time I watch one of Click's videos I hope he'll finally say I, Fiona, smell good. No luck yet. 😿
@@fiona4407
Same until I finally found the one where he finally did 😂
So I looked up the article about lesbian teens...and it's basically a very "conservative-leaning" interpretation (to put it nicely) of a real study, which wasn't supposed to explore statistics in the first place. They asked 18 teens about their sexual experiences, almost half of who were pregnant due to sexual abuse, to figure out what kind of support, education, etc. would help prevent situations like theirs where they get taken advantage of or engage in risky behaviour.
Conservative media took from that: lesbian teens constantly sleep around and get high because they subconsciously know they are missing a man for true happiness 🙃
I love The Click's intros they are so wholesomely creepy. He makes sure we get serotonin from this (reference to one comment) to go meet him in hell
Mushroom name gang✌️
@@LiveFastDieY0ung Aye r/usernamefamily :}
Probably
Agreed, the serotonin from from click's intros are just yes
@@LiveFastDieY0ung Ayy :D
"It's not the size that matters, it's the smell"
Ok but being a pansexual guy having been with different types of people, I could not agree more. Just clean your junk and be a decent person, someone will be DTF.
Idk who Antonio is but he's one lucky guy
my granpa was named antonio and he died a month ago
I’m Antonio! Lol
Oh I know who's that that's my boi Antonio
@@aileehereee_123 ratio
idk if you consider this lucky
15:52 The fact that this Welcome to Night Vale tweet went semi viral on Reddit is absolutely wonderful, I didn't expect this to happen but I'm not mad about it
Those nuclear bomb puns were like a fission between dad jokes and genius. Still laughed. Couldn't stop laughing in fact. It was like a chain reaction.
UggghhhhhTHEPUNSGIVEMEPOWAH!!!!!!!
i see what u did there with the fission thing, damn
A nuclear reaction, if you will
I was at a convention and a man in an impressive Skeltor costume was Pointing at other Cosplayers and misidentifying them most looked annoyed and walked away.
He pointed at a girl who was clearly dressed like “Star-Lord” and said “squirrel girl!” At her and she yelled “I’ll take it!!!” And skipped off
Skeletor looked confused and just didn’t know what to do… so he just walked out of the event.
r/wholesome
Haha, at least it made her day!
skeletor was a chad
Squirrel girl is OP.
@@keineahnung8062 she even beat Deadpool
"New condom. Needs 4 hands to open"
Guy1: "Didnt it already?"
Guy2: "Since when do rapists use condoms."
I mean, even if you're a rapist mindful of STDs for some odd reason, there's still the old, regular packaging...
I mean, if I were that kind of person, I definitely wouldn't want to leave a child as evidence.
@@MezephelesArt Unfortunately, some rapists are actually excited at the prospect of saddling their victim with a child, especially if they don't have to raise them...
And before you ask, I didn't want to know that, either.
@@mrr1132 Oof.
@@Llortnerof Yeah like what's the point, normal condoms still exist? It's such a weird thing lol, it's not helping anybody
omg just hearing click speaking Spanish has single handedly made my entire day this is beautiful
He speaks very fluently as well
@@milktortoisewisdoms3449 it's not very smooth, and also he only spoke a few lines. He could be fluent, it's not like he's american, but this is no indication.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme some letters are a bit rough and the connection between words is not the best, but he's still pretty good
Hi, native Spanish speaker here.
Nobody says “cosito precioso” here. It’s “cosita”.
Other than that though, his Spanish was pretty accurate
@@valorintheircorner no realmente,algunas personas si dicen codito precioso, decir cosita preciosa es más que nada un modismo, en Chile usamos el genero
He went from “the sadness, it pains me everyday” 16:23 to “god you made the right choice” real fast 17:24
17:49 fun fact: one of my best mates went undercover with cops three times when they was 14. Cops turned up to their drama club and asked for volunteers, and they went. One time was to test on taxi drivers, another on a hotel. Can't remember the third
Anyway she helped arrest 4 people
Damn, his nuclear-war jokes really radiate dad energy.
"QUIT MAKING PUNS AND GET BACK TO WORK" -someone who always believed in the best of people.
You could say his jokes 😎 *land with a bang*
(I will see myself out)
Badum Tsss
No seriously, great puns you all
I can feel my opinion on dad jokes mutating
no, they radiate nuclear energy
Actualy I suspect Benjamin Franklin would be seriously happy to see the perverted things people use electricity for - dude was kinda freaky.
23:01: Fucking LOVE how we made "living parents" Batman's "kryptonite!"
13:00 I'm glad I watched this video after my knee surgery and not before
The story is true if that helps
22:01 The genuine delight on Clicky's face : D
XD I’m dieing XD 😂
20:32 You apparently haven't heard of The Corpse Wiggler. Nasa's plan for disposal of corpses in space is to freeze it outside the ship then have a robotic arm shake it to pieces. I'm not kidding.
Thanks, 👍 I had almost forgotten about it. Like, it's a good idea, and a totally practical solution for bodies in space. It is, however, not an image I want creeping into my intrusive thought arsenal.... eventually I'll randomly laugh while at work and have to explain to my coworkers that I'm laughing at the unprompted image of a dead body in a bag being rag-dolled just outside of a space ship like some god awful reverse shake and bake.
@@ashleycook6025 My brain just finds it more amusing that some sentient lifeform from another planet is likely gonna randomly find one of our astronauts, some day; just floating in the void, their suit also their funereal garb. And that foreign lifeform is gonna look at the encapsulated corpse of one of our own and go, "YOOOOOO, what the f--?!" ...and that becomes their introduction to humankind. Lucky bastitches...
@@ashleycook6025 Shake-and-Break
@@Badgerpaw GOTT. DAMNIT I ALMOST FORGOT. Thanks for restoring this to my subconscious's library of "Things to show Ash while in Dreamland just as/after feelings safety and happiness begin to take hold.
@@Badgerpaw also amusing: The astronaut died amid an outbreak of vampirism on board...now it's Steak-and-Shake.
7:15 is there a conspiracy cult of artists sneaking adult content into kids films?
I don't know about anywhere else, but for Disney, yes their *absolutely* is, and it is beautiful.
Short version of the story:
Part of Disney's long standing standard contract with their artists and animators is; anything at all that they produce, even in their off time, from random napkin doodles to full blown 3d animated movies is considered lawfully owned intellectual property of Disney.
All of it.
As way of silent protest, a lot of Disney artists draw adult content in their free time (which they can't get in trouble for, because they're at home on their own time) that Disney must legally take and add to their ever growing hoard of *Official* Disney property.
Peak "Malicious Compliance": a prolific furry artist that always, ALWAYS includes a cheese grater in each at-home piece...
Uh no. That's not why. They do it as a joke against them but they're not making them because Disney HAS to include it.
0:52 "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
5:07 The theory I hear a lot is that Cubone is the child of a dead Kangaskhan. The skull shape is eerily similar.
Of course, it gets a bit weird when you start pokemon breeding...
@@Llortnerof I have a headcanon that a Cubone's mother being dead is just a shared delusiona among the species
7:55 is just the hunger games on a larger scale and less deadly and I‘m here for it.
15:22 there's a funny thing where someone came back from school with a B- and their dad told them other kid's grades. so they spent the next day at school collecting other parents paychecks
The click is probably always going to be out of context when he thinks he’s in context
4:15
The ocean suits are used for reentry.
Because the orange color makes them easily noticeable against an ocean backdrop.
Correct
Click hoarding stolen socks on his bedroom floor. Nothing else, just the socks have been stolen and cover his floor.
If you've ever wondered where all your socks go when you do your laundry: Every laundry machine has a little portal to the Click's apartment and he demands one sacrifice for each load.
@@eldritchteletubby9319 it's the portal to Hell from 5:48. Because he lives in Hell ❤️🔥
I imagine that scene from That 70s Show, with Eric and the panties, but instead of panties, it's socks.
"No, [instead random name], don't pull that rope in the middle of the room!"
*pulls rope*
*socks rain down on Click*
As an ex taxi driver, I can tell you that people actually do get into cabs and, say take me home. lol
20:07 ... CPR is done to the beat of the song ... " Stayin alive " ... ( as the song has the same tempo as the human heart - that is why they are dancing .)
And Another one bites the dust, just depends on if you’re optimistic or pessimistic
I didn't expect such smooth spanish at the start. Caught me off guard.
Tienes muy buena pronunciación, un poco más y puedes decir la ñ
ñ 🤝 gn
People not being able to pronounce them
@@francescapatti2934 I mean, they are the same thing but in different languages (and it's not that hard to pronounce them).
it sounds like enye right?
i think m
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The dolphins taking over fills me with so much fear
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Just hope it isn't Orcas
@@francescapatti2934 Nah I'll take orcas over serial rapists.
@@ameliasellers6396 Yeah, they just steal your liver...
Right? That's a dystopia right there...
I LOVED the burping. As for the scammer calls I kept a referee's whistle by the phone. Strangely after a few blasts with that, I stopped getting calls. 😈
The cows are the best part! And that's hard to do in a Click video.
"Are those socks new?"
Me who sprained my ankle and is wearing an ace bandage: I guess you could say that
@pet_man yes 😌
10:10 Most of them are also really flimsy, so it's very likely that they'll split at the seams and cover your junk in that nasty water
Or so I'm told.
Oh, right
What even are these
I cant wait to watch this later to finally forget how depressed i am and have some fun. His videos are amazing and so helpful. And when he gets serious to explain anything, its often so wholesome and uplifting... just... give this man a medal already!
Random internet mama here, wishing you a good day/night. 🙏❤️🏳️🌈
I'm waiting for him to run out of "normal" names so he'll have to start the video with "hello Parangaricutirimicuaro I like these socks you wear"
8:07 I mean, tissue-cloned bodies, and you have a totally morally acceptable hunger games-style gladitorial combat.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking. "That's hunger games...just with less killing"
A clone would still be a person though. Cloned animals are pretty much the same as their non-cloned counterparts, they aren't some kind of soulless drone, they have brains and thoughts too. Ergo, making cloned people fight wouldn't be anymore humane then making regular people fight
@@Amy_the_Lizard So just clome the tissues independantly and put a remote control in the skull instead of a brain
That actually sparked a few moral debates in the Star Wars Fandom, because y'know Clone Army?!
@@bevsesilmwars3980 well, the clones there are sentient. I'm not talking about doing that. I'm talking about hollow shell bodies with no brains that gladiators get to control made of cloned tissues. More like flesh-mechsuits than cloned humans.
Damn, how many languages does The Click know?
Of course, he’s fluent in English, Swedish, and German, and his Spanish es muy bien.
I’m an American, and frustratingly monolingual.
Almost every one of his videos makes me feel like I'm vastly inferior intellectually without making me hate myself for it. It's also frustrating that he's so much prettier than me. 😂
12:18
They tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were too long.
I am so sorry for this pun but...
22:14 IT THE MOOSIAH
This is a creepily and wholesome channel.
Adult jokes in kid shows are there to entertain the parents that watch them together with their children ^^
15:45 GASP!! WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE! I LOVE THAT PODCAST!!
22:22 Abraham Lincoln giving the Gettysburg address colorized:
I'm a woman. I wasn't aware I was supposed to cry during Titanic. I've cried three times watching wrestling though. That's the kind of tv that makes me cry apparently.
Just some advice: memes aren't supposed to be taken seriously, probably there's some women that didn't cry while watching titanic and probably there's some men that cried while watching titanic
It's not about being a woman or a man; it's about being traumatised out of crying, which can happen to girls (happened to me from bullies), but is more common in boys as "rEaL mEn DoN't CrY" cattle-dung is prevalent. So now in sad scenes we don't cry, but when the joy is overwhelming, that's when the tears hit. Because we've been trained not to cry when sad, but we still do it when incredibly happy.
5:50 "Does anyone know what this light means?"
Uh, yeah, buddy. Thats a hellmouth, a portal straight to hell. How did you get it to show up in your tire, though?
Either way, you probably shouldn't use the tire anymore. Or the axle. Or the car.
@@Llortnerof I would say get rid of the tire and axle, then have the car blessed and poor holy water on it.
When he said "I am sorry, what?" About the lesbian stuff, I was saying the exact same at the same time. Nothing crazy about it, just find it funny
Lol, Christians.
@@Lil_Warrior_Princess I beg your pardon?
What does being Christian have to do with it-
When I did my teaching degree, we had two members of the cohort that were there because they were bored, one of them was 84 the other was in his 70s. Everything is going well, we finish up and celebrate together (we started with over 200 people in our course and ended up with 30). Two days after the graduation ceremony, the gentleman that was in 84 passed away. I just hope the the hijinks we used to pull in class made him feel included in part of the fun
4:36 Sandra Bullock as Kenshi was something I never wanted to see but now I can't unsee it
The click is just giving us free pickup lines at this point. Someday I’m actually gonna use one of them on someone and probably get arrested for harassment.
20:24
I admit, I had to google that.
It was just something from the Onion. From back when the Onion could do its job. You know, before Trump, by being President, rendered satire damn near impossible.
That belching at the cows video had me laughing so hard I was crying. And I was wearing headphones while watching so now my parents think I'm crazy
8:20
we kinda did this in a summer camp thing i was at
it was just for 24 hours, but it was like 2 teams, self built shelter (dry summer day, high tech sleeping bags, but the "tents" were built from building with sticks and bark and putting leave covered branches over it) and we didnt have airsoft, but you had a velcro patch on your back, and when it was removed you were "out" and had to lie down until noone was close anymore, or until everything calmed down and then walk back to the camp :D
it was very stressful but suuuper fun, we were like 13/14
15:34 Ben Franklin was kind of a horndog, so for all we know he might be looking down and thinking, "Yes. This is good."
5:20 This and the baby Kangaskhan theory were both popular theories for Cubone for a while.
The baby Kangaskhan theory was basically confirmed when some BETA Pokemon from Gen 1 was leaked. Instead of a Kangaskhan there was going to be an evolution for Marowak named "Guardia" that does have a baby. It does kind of looks like a baby Kangaskhan, though we only have the back sprite of it and it's kind of hard to tell what the baby looks like.
It at least has the same eyes as a baby Kangaskhan.
I'm pretty sure that Beta Cuban was named orphan
However it would be dead as the tail flame is linked to their life force
Never thought I’d hear the Click in Spanish… I’ll be honest that was the one thing that helped me watch his intros without my mother looking at me weird- now, she’s questioning everything I do (yet it’s so worth it), and is demanding to watch the video with me in subtitles, how do I tell her UA-cam doesn’t have translating subtitles?
And, damn was the sentence perfect👌 I wish someone said that to me on a daily basis, sadly, it doesn’t happen-
Is it odd my mother is now ranting about how she’d like to date a guy like him? I she went from ‘no tengo interés en nadie, ahorra cállate’ to ‘se ve joven, ¿Cómo se llama?’
12:44 About the surgeon who had a 300% mortality rate, I highly recommend the video about him "The Mad Surgeon, Robert Liston - Absolute Mad Lads" by Count Dankula if you want to learn more about him, how surgery was done back then, and how such a thing could have happened.
He is very funny and entertaining, even when making videos about historical figures, so definitely check it out and have a laugh while also learning something new.
I have heard of that story and it’s crazy, even crazier that it’s true
19:41 I love how Netlfix responded with Respect. So wholesome
5:34 He sounds like hooty from owl house :0
26:23 Or when they swipe everything off a table to make room for the plan they wrote down with instead of just making space normally
Would go well with Mango!
21:43 I was expecting a plot where there are Coca-cola agents abducting him because he drank Pepsi in secret but damn it was unexpected.
Imagine having a strangely rare name such as Phoenix....... and knowing that click will probably never say yout name
How many Ace Attorney jokes have you gotten?
@@MezephelesArt none actually
5:01 i like how at first the bad word is censored but then when the rest of the post is revealed it wasnt censored anymore
25:41
My buddy and I were a shining example of this back when Custom Robo was a thing. I, for the life of me, could not even come remotely close to beating him in a PvP match if he had his hands tied behind his back, but when it came to the grand tournament, I was able to get him all the gold trophies sort of easily, while he struggled to get bronze or silver on some of the harder ones.
We still have no idea why he struggled against that particular AI so much, despite being way objectively better than me at games.
That fallout joke had the perfect set up. Well played! I laughed so hard
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
The Click: aggressively flirts with a random guy as the intro
Me, who's watching: Ahh, yes! Quality content!
This brings the click's language counter to atleast 4.
21:53 I instantly got caught off guard while I was in the middle of redesigning my program.
8:12 in Poland there’s a huge Airsoft battle Royal event. There are people from all over the world. I really want to go there once
Hearing The Click talking in Spanish make my day xD
teniendo en cuenta que yo hablo español me pareció tierno el acento que tenía, se escuchó muy adorable
Didn't expect to see Specter on such a video, the one who made the post has good taste. (Specter the nun in the thumbnail she's from Arknights tower defense in anime style, a world that mirrors our own but everyone has animal features and as depressing as our own with magic rock cancer which she has in her spine and or nervous system, she ain't really a yandere more like actually crazy but the saddest part is she ain't an actual nun she was kidnap by a cult and they infected her with the magic rock cancer that is transmicible.
The one from the post isn't the same character, she's a Hololive VTuber named Houshou Marine (she's a pirate, a captain, but there she's drawn as a nun)
As a Spaniard I feel threatened just by hearing The Click's intro.
othtia tio estoy flipandoh en coloreh
@@gabriel4350 ¿qué me estás diciendo?
hostia macho que teh lo he disho clarisimo, como no me vas a entender chaval
@@gabriel4350 ¿tú acaso hablas español?
@@thecatinthecloud4621 obviamente
2:50 man I feel sorry for the people with less than two hands that just want yo have safe fun
3:01 Garmadon when his girl doesn’t have any hands: Don’t worry, I got this.
8:10 Click, no. That's the Hunger Games, Click. You don't wanna see *that* particular piece of fiction becoming reality, trust me.
Glad im not the only one
Yeah, Old Ben would have been into that. He was a notorious horndog.
Bro, that intro caught me off guard my dude. Great job on that.🤣
Edit: I got 69 likes. Nice!💖😎
Edit 2: Ah, I see that someone decided to go one over. Still cool though.👍
The.. “stuff” in cartoons are for the parents who are forced to watch cartoons with us when we were kids. It’s there to try and make the adults less bored
For absolutely no reason I started watching this video, got onto safari, did an “am I gay quiz?” And came back to this video… the quiz said I’m bisexual 😂
Hey click, I just wanted to say thank you. I've been struggling a lot lately with my mental health and coming to terms with who I am, I'm a woman who likes other women, I don't know how I feel about men yet. I'll be 22 on the 4th of April and it's been difficult to accept that I'll still be hiding who I am and who I love. Growing up my mum was super homophobic and still is so I can't safely come out. I keep trying to tell myself that it'll get better and that one day I won't feel so alone and ashamed but I know that coming out means losing my family. I've been trying to be more positive and watching you and hearing your views on random things makes me feel a little bit more normal, I am super proud of myself though and would like to share that with someone I'm currently 96 days clean of self harm and I honestly didn't think I could do it. I would like to thank you for all you say and do, you've made a community of lovely people who are so kind and caring to others. Thank you so much click, I would honestly be so lost without your videos. You help take my mind off life.
Thank you for everything, I really do appreciate all you do. Love from Sophie in England x
Hey Sophie, if you haven't had anyone tell you this. You are valid, and you're doing amazingly! I know how hard is it sometimes, I've been there. Those moments when all seems lost and you feel like you're on your own. But pls do know that there's someone out there for you, someone who cares about you the way you are. Good job on your 96 days of no self harm, very impressive if i must say. Keep being you, and one day u can finally be yourself with no shame.
Best regard,
Nick
Hey, welcome to the community, just remember you’re totally valid! ❤️
You're valid, sweetheart. And I get the struggle; my family knows somewhat how I identify (realized in college I'm polyamorous and pansexual), but only my Gram and brother are the closest to being accepting. Rest of my family may claim they care, but the anti-LGBTQ+ comments and "jokes" (especially from my dad) make me want to lessen my interactions only further.
I just hope you'll find more people in the future who'll be more supportive of your true self. You certainly deserve it for trying your best to be a good person. 🫂
Im so very proud of you and also welcome to wlw club
To my birthday twin,
even though we do not know each other, this stranger appreciates and respects your strength. Continue being your awesome self, and when the time is right, you'll have someone else you enjoys you for you, no matter who they are.
Have a great upcoming 22nd birthday!
I like the new colors when he's reading the messages
I just wanted to say that so he continues doing it
Thanks for making these videos btw :)
I'm still waiting for the Click to read the most cursed comments in his intro-voice😂
16:20 why did I had a mental breakdown reading this.....I should probably go to psychologist
"Birdshot-wise" makes me smile. It took me a moment to process what wasn't feeling right in that sentence.
Ah, idioms... different phrases, different places.
4:55 there was an attempt to censor
Had a hard day. I come home, see click's video and smile.
I always love how even after having a bad time playing Destiny 2 and being emotionally drained by one of my college classes, Click is there to bring the funny
19:55 - in the United States, at least, CPR instructions often tell you to keep a song with 100BPM in your head when doing chest compressions in order to keep the pumping consistent. Most frequently, "Stayin' Alive" and "Another One Bites the Dust" are referenced. So the skit is probably about 'if you're doing CPR, you're doing it to Music In Your Head'
to Click's point at 7:10 , I just want to say that, as an Engineer, it's not even just a conspiracy. yes, we try to sneak dongs into things. Mostly because it's just funny. Sometimes it happens by accident, but we definitely do it on purpose.
0:53
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (Whales)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (dolphins)
Honestly, I would watch both those series/movies-
If he dose actually make them- 😃
3:45 **REALIZATION INTENSIFIES**
5:03 *They only had themselves to blame*
*If you'd've been there,*
*If you'd've seen it,*
*I betcha you would have done the same!*
6:43 Okay, that noise was *NOT* necessary!
17:52 He's also a high-schooler and is genuinely that dumb.
20:24 the problem with that is there would be blood every where
Free paint
7:50 Mr Click sir isn't that just the Hunger Games tho?
Yes
Hunger games isn’t real tho, this is.
The cow video is possibly the hardest I've ever laughed. So funny!
I think Click genuinely laughed , too...so cute
Had some drinks and my first couple of tokes from a work buddy, earlier this evening...yet even my partner came over to see what had me laughing so hard, and the cow segment certainly put a smile on his face...
...unfortunately, also learned that my partner can burp on-command, and my stomach wasn't okay with that. Glad that he stopped when he did, I'm not interested in seeing last night's dinner again...
Wait, they made condoms harder to open and said “yeah, this is wholesome”? Seriously? Like, this is good for your first time with someone, I guess, but I seriously doubt either of you will be pleased 5 condoms down the line. Ever seen the movie “Knocked Up”? Because that’s like, the inciting incident of the movie!
Is it weird that I enjoy the fact I’m going to be in hell with The Click ruling over it all?
Nah
21:56 i love the cow concert.
Congrats on 1 million! You really deserve it. Thank you for all the laughs.