Real 3 Housewives of Garreg Mach (Fire Emblem 3 Houses Parody Animation)
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- I have 900 Fire Emblem 3 Houses jokes, most of which got cut because this video is like five minutes. It was super hard to choose what made it in.
This video was possible only by the amazing voice talents of the following Voice Actors:
RHEA & EDELGARD - Kaleidosaur
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DIMITRI & SYLVAIN - Blackmagebrad
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FERDINAND - HenrydoesVA
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DEDUE - Jett-o
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CLAUDE - Braeden Gilliss
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FELIX - Venomclaus
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CONSTANCE, HILDA & PETRA - Luucarii
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MANUELA - JLMathison
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BALTHUS - Colton Murray
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The Ashen Wolves is just the anime club Rhea locked up in the basement
"Anime is a sin" -Rhea, maybe
Same as every high school really
@@Dehn396 Rhea is a weeb herself, she's doesn't agree with their doujinshi though
i hate you for this lmao
Not help one of them is voiced by a Dragon Ball/Pokemon VA. XD
"He just threw sand in my face."
"TACTICS!"
Don't change Claude
I fucking died when he said that
And that's why I choose golden deer because of claude
There was nothing heroic about Edelgard. She pretty much sided with literal demons and caused mass genocide. Dimitri has the only appropriate response to such a demonic threat: R I P A N D T E A R.
John Alejandro Edelgard had the right idea, but went about it all wrong. Claude, despite being the embodiment of memes, actually had the foresight to see that mass murder wasn’t the only option lol
John Alejandro hey. At least u admit that lol
The only thing that's missing from this masterpiece is Sothis screaming every time Rhea hits on Byleth.
She could just think that her daughter just love her like a child love to their parents, lmao
Diệp Triệu
“Harder mommy” Yep. Just like a child.
@@FilthyCasualty She isn't a bright person and byleth is somewhat oblivious, too. Just look at her outfit, lmao
Rhea:”HARDER MOMMY
Me:OH HELL NAH THAT’S NASTY!
@@kiondzx2.069 Don't be a little bitch! Do it!
Dedue being the president of the Ashe fan club is extremely blessed.
I want to join it
It's literally canon, change my mind
My favourite cinnamon roll and my favourite beeg boi
@@druvjuice6906 Application accepted
I call being Vice President of the Ashe club!
Make Ferdie a wyvern knight so he is Ferdinand von Flyer
What about Ferdinand von rider?
Well either way he’s going to be Ferdinand Von Higher
It's over Anakin, I have the Ferdinand von Higher ground!
Cut it out I’m dying 😂
Robert Wimms I’m Ferdinand Von dying
Hey Bernadetta, why do you keep to yourself so often? You couldn’t be Ferdinand von Shyer!
Bernadetta: Don’t make me throw you into the Ferdinand von Fire...
Just like Sylvain...
Beat me to it.
@@jasminefoxj Was just about to say that.
KEVIN AMAYA-CALDERON FBI: The Fodlan Bureau of Investigations.
Ferdinand von exspire
2:45 Rhea: "Harder MOMMY"
Oh dear god, its a good thing Sothis merged with Byleth, because I can't Imagine her reaction after hearing that.....
Whatever it would be, I can assume that it would be loud.
Sothis: *loud infernal shrieking*
Sothis: you'll get 7 across the ass!
@@starseeker3002 She would most likely enjoy it
she'd like it
www.reddit.com/r/shitpostemblem/comments/f0gvwc/yall_kept_upvoting_the_last_one_so_heres_one_of/
I’m a Ferdinand von subscriber
Me to
I appreciate your wordplay, dude.
I am Ferdinand Von Aegir
Ferdinand Von Aegir HE HAS ARRIVED!!! THE PUNNED ONE!!!!
I am not. I am a Ferdinand von Liar.
Clearly suspicious characters:Don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious
Me:There is clearly nothing suspicious going on here
This is the whole game.
That Broad City reference has me dying! Don't be suspicious is great.
They're trying in vain, Hubert is suspicious just by existing. 😭
@@Vassilinia I love my BE babes.. but you are so right ;-;
@@Vassilinia you know I expected Felix to be the death knight Jeritza seemed just like a weirdo who stood in a corner.
Constance and Dimitri's voice actors actually sound like the original voice actors what-
:)
I thought the same
Knowing Joe Zieja, it wouldn't surprise me if he actually helped out with some fan projects
@@lolzor96 He would, but he can't. Three houses voice actors are not allowed to use their character voices on 'unofficial lines', so to speak. Nintendo is being really protective of their intellectual property, as always.
In fact, Seteth's VA actually got in trouble for voicing one of the 'Seteth says' jokes
@@numuhukumakiakiaialunamor5174 damn that's unfortunate
"What im saying is you raya, flane and i are a family"
"Oh, *DADDY?* "
"NOPE NOPE BY THE GODEST NO"
Legit Died when i heared that
Legit*
She likes it when daddy's mean.
@@jay-vg5eg Thanks
*Rhea
I mean Seteth's more *spoilers*
Byleth's Uncle and Son because Rhea and her experiments are weird
I wondered why edelgard had to use the bathroom every time we had to fight the flame emporer....
she probably drinks to much juice
no way shes the flame emperor
Shout Out to my Ferdinand Von Subscribers. Gimmie your best Ferdinand Von Aegir Jokes.
Cool
I'm not subscribed; I'm Ferdinand Von Liar.
*6 DAYS AGO*
Gimme a sec uh...! Uhmm!
Ferdinand as a kid: I guess I'm Ferdinand Von Kindergartner!
His magic... Its a Ferdinand Von Pyre of Ferdinand Von Fire
When you play Golden Deer, that "Harder Mommy" line becomes even more disturbing...
just like Mettaton once said:
_that’s kinky_
I think it's even more so in Silver Snow.
My first run was Crimson Flower so learning about the crests and sacred weapons in my second run had me going whaaaaaaaaaaat for like a straight minute
Bishop Gale I also did Crimson flower first, so Im eagerly waiting to learn more about the stuff I dont know or suspect
also is Byleth technically Rhea’s mom? Because of his/her fusion with Sothis I mean.
If a certain Noble from the Blck Eagles lived in the Lord of the Rings...
He'd probably live in the....
Ferdinand von Shire
Damn you beat me to it lol
"Oh no, I'm in the wrong club." I know that feeling.
omg yaaaassss
1:55 DIMITRI: I will take Ashe, because you can’t spell “Ashen wolves” without Ashe
Byleth: You've been spending too much time with Alois.
Oh yeah baby! Can't have the Ashen Wolves with Ashe baby!
....
Byleth: Hey has anyone seen Ferdinand?
Edelgard: No, have you checked that tower
Ferdinand from the top of the tower: DONT YOU MEAN THE FERDINAND VON SPIRE!
Byleth and Edelgard: What?
Byleth : FERDINAND ! GET HERE IMMEDIATELY ! You have remedial courses !
Ferdinand : This is Ferdinand Von Unfaegir !
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Ferdinand: "I'm jumping in the Ferdinand Von fire!"
@@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 Byleth : Is the situation this...
Edelgard : Please teach, don't do this...
Byleth : Ferdinand von...
Edelgard : I knew it...
Byleth : DIRE ?
Ferdinand : Heeeeey
Byleth : Heeeeeey anyway, Axe lesson in 5 minutes or you'll be weeding all around the school with Linhardt next week
i appreciate your kaito pfp
I'm the 1000 like!
Edit: it's just cool to me
We shall now light the Ferdinand Von Pyres as we are all now Ferdinand Von Cryer, for the demon known has cancer has made our dear Billy Kametz Ferdinand Von Expire.
RIP Billy, we love you and will miss you.
You monster! You have earned my Ferdinand von ire!
If only Ferdinand van Markiplier would be a Ferdinand van subscriber.
Bravo, just bravo
Edelgard: "I heard the Flame Emperor is shredded. They have an 8 pack!"
Dimitri: "Dude, you are lying. The Flame Emperor is a punk bitch! I bet they weight 30 pounds soaking wet under that armor!"
Dimitri: I bet I could break their neck too
Sylvain:”Hey Ferdinand, have you heard of this new thing that weird merchant anna is selling called weed?”
Ferdinand:”Noooo?”
Exactly twenty seven minutes later
F:”I couldn’t be Ferdinand Von Higher!”
Really now, these running jokes about names are getting old.
They should Ferdinand von Retire.
Ok well you should Ferdinand von expire
Boooo
I’ll stop if you Ferdinand von desire.
Easy Frodo go back to Ferdinand von shire.
These comments are being Ferdinand von Spire
The Ferdinand puns really got me
Lmao.
They made you Ferdinand von Higher
Dear lord the Constance voice is on point
This was really funny, especially all of the Ferdinand jokes and the not-suspicious jam at the end.
03:47
Ah yes the ancient noble tactic art known as
POCKET SAND
TACTICS!
Hey as long as it works.
The video was Ferdinand von higher than any other
I was vibin' to "don't be suspicious", seriously, make that a music video on your channel.
Yes pleaseee
Pretty please
Please please please
FEAR THE DEER! LET ME S-SUPPORT GATEKEEPER~!
Yessir
I honestly think Felix would approve of Claude using under-handed tactics to win a fight. With him hating chivalry and honour so much
Would you stop and congratulate the guy who just filled your eyes with sand?
Mega Master I’m not Felix 😂
No, no, you’ve got a point.
You also have to remember Felix and Leonie B support
Yeah, I'd be surprised if he *doesn't* walk around with pocket sand.
3:53
I feel this spiritually for all of the times I’ve used Sand Attack in Pokemon
“pOcKet sAnD!”
Golden Deer, I see you're a man of culture
Ferdinand: Professor, could you talk to Hubert? I think he's been dumping bodies in the Ferdinand von Mire.
if ferdinand becomes a dark mage is his favorite spell
ferdinand von myre
Make him a healer and he's Ferdinand von Friar
When you make Ferdinand a Wyvern Rider he turns into Ferdinand von *Flier?*
Yes, but ue prefers to be a Ferdinand von Rider
Ur profile pic reminded me... I don’t think I saw Lysithea like at all in this video
Rhea and Edelgard voiced by the same actor? Nice. XD
This is utterly flawless. The bar has never been set ferdinand von higher
The only two clubs which matters. The anime club, president Yuri. And the Ashe fan club, president Dedue
I cannot be a Ferdinand Von Denier that these Ferdinand Von Aegir jokes are what I Ferdinand Von Desire huhhuh
I am Ferdinand Von Tired of these Ferdinand jokes. Also #BlueLions
#Bluelionsforever
Sounds like you're just a Ferdinand von Liar
I agree, some of those Ferdinand jokes couldn't get Ferdinand von Drier.
are you going to Ferdinand von expire?
@@EvilDickism that's something many people Ferdinand von inquire
Lets just hit on some of the guards here
Guards? EDELGARD!
Goddess dammit Dimitri
I can't believe what all Ferdinand von Transpired here!
Me as a random guard: wow, these weapons work so well.
Ferdinand: Why thank you. We have many excellent Ferdinand Von Suppliers
Am i the only one who likes linhardt, he’s so underrated.
Nope I like him
Me too
Linhardt is the best
Linhardt is cool. He has a lot of good support convos
#linhardt
If you make another one of these, please incorporate our Ferdinand jokes
3:43 I'll take the one with the purple hair who DOESN'T. LEAVE ME. FOR. ALMYRA!
Oof
but but ending racism D:
He ends racism *and* comes back. Claude is the best.
Ferdinad von ageir should ferdinad von retire cus this isn't good for his health
"you can pay me 5 gald to keep my shirt off"
byleth ".... you drive a hard bargan"
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here's 10 Gold to take off the pants and 30 gold to sing "We are men, Manly Men" song.
50 gold and he will do it while dancing
This was a funny video. Anyone who says different is just a Ferdinand von Denier.
Our army was almost completely wiped out. The situation is....
*FERDINAND VON DIRE.*
EDIT: DAMMIT YOU TOOK MY JOKE BEFORE I EVEN MADE IT
I made this meal for my students with my Ferdinand Von Fryer
What sauce should you put on it?
Why, Ferdinand von Worcestershire!
And when it starts to rain, you can use that as your Ferdinand Von Dryer.
2:47 the dream of having a support with gatekeeper-kun
2:00 At first I really didnt like Hilda but DAMN, she is the Best Knight Killer in my entire class!
Damn makin me love Felix even more thass playin dirty
I know right?
A fair bit of this video makes me sad now..
Ten out of ten! If I could, I'd rate this Ferdinan Von Higher!
What do you call a noble means of locomotion whose ego can get punctured?
A Ferdinand von Tire.
*literally a Ferdinand walking on a tire*
😂
Yo, shout out to my friend Colton for being Balthus, really cool to hear him in it.
Not cool enough to put out Bernadetta at Gronder Field, though...
I've never played any Fire Emblem games...but these games seem like very memeable
I'd highly recommend this game I have had a lot of fun playing it and if you're looking for memes the fan base has you covered. Additionally the character interactions in general are funny, unless it's backstory time, then it's sad boi times.
The Remnants Of Life You are 100% correct, I’ve never seen such a gold mine for memes before
Why have so many viewers here never played fire emblem?
All the fe games are
Believe me bro its worth it
Now we're all Ferdinand Von Cryer
Luucarii makes a good Constance.
Also, Rhea is cursed.
Harder mommy 😏
Geiler Sack No
I think you mean... Yeah it's cursed
Implying she wasn't already
the Ferdinand Von Aegir puns make me kinda sad now after his voice actor Ferdinand Von Expired
Your noble tea party scene seems to have made it's way into the Three Hopes games.
So strongly so that I can't help but wonder if they took it from here
I feel like someone working on FEW: Three Hopes saw 3:58 and was like "Yes, we should put this in the game!"
WHICH ROUTE IS THIS IN - I NEED TO FIND IT
@@ToxiCurE It is in the Scarlet Blaze route, and it is a paralogue called "A Noble Among Nobles". I hope you like it! I certainly wouldn't want to be called a Ferdinand Von Liar after making that comment :P
OMG I HAVE TO PLAY FASTER!!!
*Me before the one of the Ferdi puns* I guess you can say these puns are Ferdinand von Di--
Ferdinand: I WOULD SAY THIS IS FERDINAND VON DIRE.
Me: GODDESS DAMN IT, FERDI, THAT'S MY LINE.
Now that billy is gone, this is Ferdinand Von Somber
5:13 I CAN'T
I could watch that on repeat
Tearing out his eye and shoving it down someone's throat to see why he's so gutless is the most metal thing I've ever heard
And only Dimitri could have believably pulled it off
Those jokes were Ferdinand Von FIRE!!!
3:20 oh good I'm not the only one who wanted to do that to her. XX
2:43
byleth literally hit rhea with her mother
Oh god
That moment you realize that Huberts actual voice actor is the same as Goro Akechis.
I know right?
Okay, all the Ferdinand ones are brilliant.
Much to my Ferdinand von Ire, there's not a sequel yet.
“And then... slaughter Edelgard?” Hahahahaha
Fredinad Von Aegir is cute
I don't have a joke
Calling Ferdinand von aegir cute is a joke in it of itself.
@@unhingedelbows2907 DON'T QUESTION MY WEIRD AND VERY SPECIFIC TASTE IN MEN
Also edelgard trying to hit on fem byleth secretly using her alter ego lol
Lol I know right?
900 jokes you could've picked, and at least half of the ones you chose were Ferdinand von Aegir jokes.
I wouldn't have it any other way
you would think that joke would become Ferdinand von tired.. running that joke so long might have Ferdinand von backfired but in the end it was Ferdinand von admired.
0:20
Teachers when they get asks what club they want to be incharge of
5:13 me and the boys in the back of the class on our phones
“I’m not upset with you. I’m upset with myself for believing in you.”
I feel like if you even mention the sound “ard” around Dimitri, everybody in a 2 kilometer radius of him is in grave danger.
“Professor! Dorothea has agreed to marry me! I guess she couldn’t resist the Ferdinand Von Desire.”
RIP Billy Kametz 0:30 - It is the Ferdinand von good-bye friend.
You have a pretty good impression of Constance
3:20 man I already loved Constance ojou-sama vibes but this took me to a new level XD
My absolute favorite from the bunch XD (Alongside Felix 3-14 and Ferdinand your Sir)
Also the fact half a third of the cast is horny makes oh so more funny XD
4:28
*The Death Knight* support icon got me man because giving his voluntary rate when it comes to fights. It's something he'd actually do 😂
So that's how Dimitri lost his eye! I should have known.
Constance’s VA did a great job matching her voice
He just threw sand in my face!
TACTICS!!!!
I think my favorite line has to be:
“I’m not upset with you. I’m upset with myself for believing in you.”
“As you should be.”
Ferdinand is immediately my fav character now.
Is he who you Ferdinand von desire?
With Dimitri out for Edelgard, things look Ferdinand Von Dire
Does anyone else think that Claude, Yuri, Hubert and Linhardt would be great friends and a nightmare to deal with if they were in the same class. I feel as though Claude, Yuri, and Hubert would bond over poisons and Linhardt would be dragged along when they go on quests to find the forbidden books that Seteth tosses from the library.
I have come back from finishing Cindered Shadows and I now know how accurate the wolves are in this
Ferdinand wasn't joking, he's just a Ferdinand Von Liar!
who ever voiced fedinand in this must have had so much fun