Chris D'elia DISRESPECTS HIS SURROUNDINGS for 25 Minutes Straight

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2021
  • Chris D'elia compilation in which he totally disrespects his surroundings, including Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub

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  • @huntreboy
    @huntreboy 2 роки тому +2905

    Chris is really at his funniest when he is fucking with Bryan in my opinion.

  • @justincase3772
    @justincase3772 2 роки тому +3259

    "you better be in a lab coat because you're talking about glycogen "😂😂

    • @NYGRLINTN
      @NYGRLINTN 2 роки тому +46

      Probably the funniest line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 2 роки тому +33

      @@NYGRLINTN glad to know i can dip this early

    • @josephwells7554
      @josephwells7554 2 роки тому +12

      Real life DR. Cox from scrubs

    • @bjorknasty2870
      @bjorknasty2870 2 роки тому +10

      It's the valley-girl head bobbing that killed me 😂

    • @martin..3700
      @martin..3700 2 роки тому +2

      @@josephwells7554 Was thinkin the exact same!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jgray1831
    @jgray1831 2 роки тому +920

    “They’re not full white, they’re not *full* white, but that doesn’t matter”
    Almost spat out my cereal lmao

    • @gubberfuck
      @gubberfuck 2 роки тому +129

      "Why you gotta make it a racial thing?"
      "No, I'm saying it doesn't matter"

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 2 роки тому +54

      Legitimately funny joke. Off the cuff, better than anything he's written.

    • @Jon--Jones
      @Jon--Jones 2 роки тому +8

      Too bad his stand up cant just be reenactments of these clips

    • @yungblod8975
      @yungblod8975 2 роки тому

      @@Jon--Jones his whole comedy career is preforming for young college kids and wealthy California's that are outta touch with reality so that's who he caterers too it's just like how most Boston comedians caterer to the blue collar working class

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jon--Jones check out his 20 minute crowd work he just posted on his channel, just watched it and he seems like he’s trying to be less rigid and more loose with his comedy then you’ll see on his Netflix specials. Makes sense considering he does now have a big following of people who care about listening to him via podcasts, which are inherently very loose.

  • @jackhopkins5956
    @jackhopkins5956 Рік тому +396

    The fact he answered the phone with "so..." before he even knew he was on the pod is hilarious😂

    • @mclovin9151
      @mclovin9151 Рік тому +3

      Well yes it was funny, but he DID know he was gonna be on the pod. This is a show and things like that are scripted

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 Рік тому +8

      @@mclovin9151 lmao no it’s not, standup is pods arent

    • @maebandy
      @maebandy Рік тому +8

      A comic who regularly boomerangs bullshit out into the universe knows what's coming back. You don't have to plan a bit to know how to play one.

    • @mclovin9151
      @mclovin9151 Рік тому +1

      @@kja6336 you think these people don’t think of ways to make the show more entertaining? And that it requires scripting? It’s only about money, it’s not about “pods are real and standup is scripted”
      If they have the opportunity to script it then they will

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 Рік тому +7

      @@mclovin9151 dude they do like 100 pods a year, calling someone unknowing is more entertaining than telling them to say something for the camera. No one in their right mind has enough time to set up a script for an hour long convo 😂

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 2 роки тому +5642

    I hope people appreciate what Bryan does to bring out the best in Chris

    • @jeroenverbeeck7925
      @jeroenverbeeck7925 2 роки тому +153

      from the first day the 10 min pod started, their dynamic between eachother is very clear and obvious for their fans i believe

    • @7elEvan1
      @7elEvan1 2 роки тому +140

      @@jeroenverbeeck7925 I didn't pick up on everything Bryan does to set up his bits for a while, including making himself into a measly punching bag for Chris' narcissistic character. Thought he just was a punching bag for real. But he knows exactly how to get Chris going

    • @SpringsPoland
      @SpringsPoland 2 роки тому +6

      He needs it

    • @M1keFoxxx
      @M1keFoxxx 2 роки тому +74

      It's crazy that they're not friends. Only went to dinner together once.

    • @blhu_oce
      @blhu_oce 2 роки тому +6

      Pre sure Bryan ditched him completely during the whole "thing" w Chris, he touched on it a few times on his podcast.
      Now Chris is back and thriving, they're creating occasional content again. They were never "real" friends based on that alone, it's just business and Bryansssssskuda

  • @alejandrorabadan8979
    @alejandrorabadan8979 2 роки тому +2163

    Chris looks like a real life Rick and Morty character

    • @ajbarrett8169
      @ajbarrett8169 2 роки тому +23

      Look up his halloween costume from this year lol

    • @CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq
      @CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq 2 роки тому +3

      He really do

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 2 роки тому +26

      Like the jelly bean king?

    • @lasvegascrisis
      @lasvegascrisis 2 роки тому +4

      Chris's patreon is the best!! if you dont have it you're really missing out

    • @peter_pjp7894
      @peter_pjp7894 2 роки тому +8

      @@ajbarrett8169 he looks like Garret Bobby Ferguson from regular show

  • @mcappello30
    @mcappello30 2 роки тому +60

    Chris in conversation is unmatched. Honestly much funnier than his stand up

  • @caleighhraee
    @caleighhraee 2 роки тому +168

    Chris going “OOPS though cuz I was talking” kills me every time. But the champion of it all is “yeah I fuckin disrespected ya, ON YA OWN POD!” 😂

    • @mitchluciano5973
      @mitchluciano5973 2 роки тому +1

      “ON YA OWN *POD’N”

    • @floweuphoria69420
      @floweuphoria69420 Рік тому

      Have you seen when he talks about Johnny Depp during his recent trial STILLNESSSSSS

  • @AbrasionUK
    @AbrasionUK 2 роки тому +4162

    Chis' standup isn't that funny, but his banter is legitimately some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

    • @JamesTaylor117
      @JamesTaylor117 2 роки тому +158

      Hated his special, love his banter with the boys. I really don’t understand the discrepancy

    • @sethrydberg7981
      @sethrydberg7981 2 роки тому +243

      Same way with Theo, dude's podcast appearances are A tier but his special was MEH

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 2 роки тому +121

      I feel like this is true for the majority of the new era of comedians. The podcast and banter with other comedians often is funnier than the specials they put out.

    • @RedditStoriesAITAH1
      @RedditStoriesAITAH1 2 роки тому +27

      @@sethrydberg7981Tim Dillion at the top

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 2 роки тому +70

      100%. Theo and Chris thrive in podcasts, but they both seem anxious and forced in their specials. Feel like their same jokes would do better if they slowed down and spoke like they were in an organic conversation rather than performing a SNL skit or at a late night show.

  • @guitarest452452
    @guitarest452452 2 роки тому +1109

    Every time I see Schaub I think about the time Theo said "You always look like you were stung by bees" hahaha

    • @edwardwestover8829
      @edwardwestover8829 2 роки тому +43

      Or when theo said brendan looks like he rides a horse with one leg on one side😭😭😭

    • @Bocheltree802
      @Bocheltree802 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah he looks particularly bloated at times lol

    • @DjDoxastic
      @DjDoxastic 2 роки тому

      @khronosfateless Yeah!

    • @masdavis236
      @masdavis236 2 роки тому +15

      "You look like your name is Dave buster" -theo to Schaub

    • @AGfrom83
      @AGfrom83 2 роки тому +9

      You gotta tighten up man, you're gonna get diabetes!

  • @jgray1831
    @jgray1831 2 роки тому +437

    Chris and Bryan’s comedy formula
    Chris: *does something*
    Bryan: “don’t do that”
    Chris: *does it again but with more insanity added*

  • @CycDestined
    @CycDestined 2 роки тому +504

    Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..

    • @BipityBopity93
      @BipityBopity93 2 роки тому +152

      Agreed. Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..

    • @JoeyAPK
      @JoeyAPK 2 роки тому +15

      @@BipityBopity93 lmaoooooooooo

    • @kirbeybalan6019
      @kirbeybalan6019 Рік тому

      He is dangerously tapping to Mencia level

    • @TheJCinator
      @TheJCinator Рік тому +5

      Just repeating EXACTLY what he already saaid

    • @longballs17
      @longballs17 Рік тому +1

      Eggsackly b

  • @gbpackers5578
    @gbpackers5578 2 роки тому +542

    “Is it THOUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!”
    D’Elia at his comedic peak 🤣🤣

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 Рік тому +3

      I can’t stand Chris but that whole bit was pure gold and nailed those dooshbags down to a T!

  • @mattm8932
    @mattm8932 2 роки тому +1267

    Callen is a tremendous facilitator of comedy

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 2 роки тому +73

      He sets em up, and Chris spikes the shit out of em. They're a stellar comedy duo

    • @BobSmith-lu5ug
      @BobSmith-lu5ug 2 роки тому +5

      @@majesticpbjcat7707 settle down ladies

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 2 роки тому +15

      @@BobSmith-lu5ug edgy

    • @viralarchitect
      @viralarchitect 2 роки тому +7

      It's a shame that he himself is so unfunny

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 2 роки тому +3

      @@viralarchitect You know what else is sad? Someone with Architect in their name but they’re not an architect. And yes I am a god. Kiss my feet.

  • @Curse44
    @Curse44 2 роки тому +703

    Chris D'Elia might not be a funny standup comedian, but he sure as hell is the funniest sitdown comedian on the planet.

    • @brucecanzoli3423
      @brucecanzoli3423 Рік тому +19

      this comment is underrated

    • @Curse44
      @Curse44 Рік тому +9

      @@brucecanzoli3423 Thank you, you brought tears to me eyes. Finally someone is putting some respect on my name!

    • @justinjackson7688
      @justinjackson7688 Рік тому

      @@Curse44 He is also one of the best groomers of underage women on the planet. Basically wrote the book on it.

    • @themilkman271
      @themilkman271 Рік тому +35

      Theo Von is typing….

    • @greendholia5206
      @greendholia5206 Рік тому +4

      @@themilkman271 theo von and chris should have a battle

  • @mattemm469
    @mattemm469 2 роки тому +1451

    The racist Starbucks bit still kills me

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 2 роки тому +28

      The sound that Will makes @ 15:01 slays me every time. Trying to suppress his laughter so hard that it sounds like he had a stroke. Too funny.😂

    • @tomcruiiseship9461
      @tomcruiiseship9461 2 роки тому +5

      Ya that was a good one. Miss those days

    • @Fowagain
      @Fowagain 2 роки тому +12

      And its one of the longest bits ever but well worth it 😂😂😂

    • @KULDSWET
      @KULDSWET 2 роки тому +1

      too good 😂😂

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 2 роки тому +2

      Seriously it's so cool how when we're all like 70/20yrs younger than Callen, we'll still be able to go back to that n TMP n still laugh our asses off.

  • @Goofiest-Goober0h
    @Goofiest-Goober0h 2 роки тому +235

    "Hes a grand wizzard"
    "He knows no magic"
    Gets me every single time.

    • @maxcr5937
      @maxcr5937 2 роки тому +2

      lol ive listened to that a bunch of times and havent heard the 'he knows no magic' but i believe you because thats hillarious

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 2 роки тому +2

      @@maxcr5937 It's the first thing he says when they say "He's a grand wizard". He says it three times, actually.
      It's a great fucking line.

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 2 роки тому +35

    I like how they prepare to get Chris over the phone and he IMMEDIATELY takes control of the situation with a "so"

  • @surfingtexas
    @surfingtexas 2 роки тому +24

    "You arched your back like a Chiquita banana" right before he gets slapped 🤣🤣

  • @aghulk9446
    @aghulk9446 2 роки тому +38

    "Oops tho right? Because I was talking" lmao

  • @adamdrakestudio
    @adamdrakestudio 2 роки тому +496

    "I don't understand why you guys are upset - you guys wanna get coffee you just come right in." Best line

  • @mazenmohamed3049
    @mazenmohamed3049 2 роки тому +107

    Bryan: “say one intellectual thing”
    Chris: “Dagestan”
    Spit my fucking drink out 🤣

    • @christaylor3998
      @christaylor3998 2 роки тому

      He asked Chris I he ever read a book lol

    • @captaindeadpool2655
      @captaindeadpool2655 Рік тому

      It's funny because people from Dagestan actually speak their own language..........? I know it's weird. They have an extreme low IQ so they think that the sounds they're making is English. They're technically retarded. So Chris really put them on the map in an unfair way.

  • @chaztonwahilani5367
    @chaztonwahilani5367 2 роки тому +280

    Chris Delia's standup is so underwhelming when you see how funny he really is on podcasts

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 2 роки тому +31

      Him and Theo both. They’re amazing on podcasts but their specials are whatever IMO.

    • @darthpoop444
      @darthpoop444 2 роки тому +19

      Kinda true. Andrew Schulz is one of the only comedians I think where his stand up and podcasts are both really funny

    • @lukegangl8644
      @lukegangl8644 2 роки тому +3

      @@darthpoop444 I think joes standup specials are pretty funny as well

    • @alexdunhill4271
      @alexdunhill4271 2 роки тому +14

      @@lukegangl8644 hahahahahaha

    • @Reidweber14
      @Reidweber14 2 роки тому +2

      @@chinqlinq89 theo has a good standup but he’s definitely funnier on his podcast

  • @gerryinkstains9876
    @gerryinkstains9876 2 роки тому +144

    Legend has it brendan still waiting for a cheese wrapped in salami

    • @santouchesantouche2873
      @santouchesantouche2873 Рік тому +2

      Daddy

    • @Gb23213
      @Gb23213 9 місяців тому

      Bro the look on his face was hysterical

    • @Milokitty-en5nb
      @Milokitty-en5nb 5 місяців тому

      I really don’t understand why he thought that’d be funny. Right in the middle of Chris trying to get a joke in.

  • @Zedd550
    @Zedd550 2 роки тому +37

    Bahahah Chris answering the phone with "So..?" is hilarious

  • @JKhouri
    @JKhouri 11 місяців тому +11

    This video is a great example of why Chris and Bryan need to have their own podcast. The funniest moments come from when they bounce off each other

    • @codyblake8888
      @codyblake8888 4 місяці тому

      Done✅ No one listened🤷‍♂️ It’s fun every four months, when TFATK & Chris are blowing up, before unappealing allegations, but week after week..? It appears to be too much😪

  • @eamonnkeenan8327
    @eamonnkeenan8327 2 роки тому +95

    “I look like Avril Lavigne’s security” might be the first joke from Brendan that I heard Chris acknowledge

    • @ajjohn8729
      @ajjohn8729 Рік тому +7

      Theo said that too him

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster Рік тому +1

      @@ajjohn8729 sounds like a theo joke

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 Рік тому +2

      I actually came to say Theo probably gave him that joke. He’s lucky Theo is such a good dude because all Brendan has ever done is repeat his stuff or try to bounce off it which he can’t. His friends gassed him up into thinking he was something because they all have this delusion that if you keep trying it’ll just happen, they forget they’re the lucky ones who had a little talent and a whole lot of luck.

    • @SeanLives
      @SeanLives Рік тому

      @@ajjohn8729 hahaha fuck yeah that makes sense lol that was way too funny for Brendan to come up with

  • @dsmirnoff8807
    @dsmirnoff8807 2 роки тому +61

    Holy fuck. “Dagestan”… why tf did that shit make so much sense

    • @jumpingilly732
      @jumpingilly732 2 роки тому +9

      Just took everything Bryan stands for, rolled it up in a ball and said “Dagestan”

  • @carsonlinde2961
    @carsonlinde2961 2 роки тому +290

    I want a Callen/D’Elia/Theo/Bobby lee podcast so bad

    • @Gatapotata
      @Gatapotata 2 роки тому +1

      Wild!

    • @samtarly9301
      @samtarly9301 2 роки тому +17

      Take out callen and throw in santino

    • @unforsakenbacon8621
      @unforsakenbacon8621 2 роки тому +1

      @@samtarly9301 Nah I say put em all in there lol

    • @Cowboys09WM
      @Cowboys09WM 2 роки тому +7

      Take out Bobby Lee and add Santino

    • @akiohonma1306
      @akiohonma1306 2 роки тому +11

      @@Cowboys09WM you really think santino is funnier then Lee? Wow 🙃

  • @xenophon8958
    @xenophon8958 2 роки тому +7

    "is IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
    "OOPS tho cuz i was TALKING, right?"
    im gonna steal all his shit for my day to day conversations

  • @durn863
    @durn863 Рік тому +14

    Chris D'elia is a kind of comic that is far funnier off stage than on.

  • @bubsthecat3738
    @bubsthecat3738 Рік тому +16

    D"elia with the " Is it thooouuuuuugh " is the greatest thing ever...

  • @mindfulninjaspodcast3268
    @mindfulninjaspodcast3268 2 роки тому +144

    That very first part absolutely killed me haha "you better be in a lab coat"

  • @Lukerichards18
    @Lukerichards18 2 роки тому +77

    This video should have been called “Chris Delia shiting on Bryan Callen for 25 minutes straight”

    • @riffhousestudios96
      @riffhousestudios96 2 роки тому +1

      That’s the joke

    • @aidanford4285
      @aidanford4285 2 роки тому +3

      "Brian callen setting up layups for Chris Delia left, right and center" more like it.

    • @notjosh2437
      @notjosh2437 2 роки тому

      @@aidanford4285 they have good synergy for comedy

  • @aka_tinalouise
    @aka_tinalouise 2 роки тому +8

    Chris saying Bryan was training dolphins, I ALMOST spat out of coffee 🤣😂🤣

  • @sethdaniel4034
    @sethdaniel4034 2 роки тому

    Hey man, more of these please and thanks

  • @levidoll2057
    @levidoll2057 2 роки тому +50

    It’s crazy the chemistry Chris and Brian have

    • @MrMcslammer1
      @MrMcslammer1 2 роки тому +1

      They just click together man, somethin with the pheromones maybe? They do bang each other a lot I think after that first time they can just read eachother better

  • @CDSAfghan
    @CDSAfghan 2 роки тому +144

    The racist starbucks is an incredible improv bit

    • @MrRentske
      @MrRentske 2 роки тому +2

      When the video started I hoped that bit was in it 😂

  • @panosgiannoukakis7479
    @panosgiannoukakis7479 Рік тому +1

    Such a brilliant compilation

  • @buddaboomzie
    @buddaboomzie 2 роки тому +3

    This was completely and utterly HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clytnvgl
    @clytnvgl 2 роки тому +265

    Every time Chris deeply inhales, I know I’m gonna laugh hard as fuck.

    • @republicangenz
      @republicangenz 10 місяців тому

      you like him how he likes underage girls

  • @landonanderson4837
    @landonanderson4837 2 роки тому +20

    I love that he answers the phone
    “...So?”

  • @sawyer4981
    @sawyer4981 Рік тому +6

    Every time these two interact, you know it's gonna be a good time. Shit's funny as hell.

  • @Alfredo-lol
    @Alfredo-lol 2 роки тому +29

    I always watch Chris D'Elias podcasts and they're so gahdamn funny, it feels like it's him, it feels genuine....
    I think he could be a great stand up comedian if he's brings out more of himself on the stage....
    Idk his standup feels forced at times and he gets too hyper
    He needs some of Bill Burrs ability to have a great flow to pack a bigger punch and the ability to stay composed... and when Bill burr is on stage its the same guy we all see everywhere else...
    I love the guy, and I think he can still be great

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 2 роки тому +26

    That first clip gave me old school vibes and made me feel warm inside.

  • @jonathanfletcher97
    @jonathanfletcher97 2 роки тому +209

    Chin’s laugh makes everything so much funnier lmao

    • @dominicsheldon
      @dominicsheldon 2 роки тому +7

      Yes! It's the best low-key assist

    • @jessaransford8866
      @jessaransford8866 2 роки тому +1

      Its my favorite to hear in the background on here and king and the sting. It makes me laugh harder the time😁

    • @matthewjohnson4540
      @matthewjohnson4540 Рік тому

      Chin’s the man! Seems like he’s a good dude to hang with

  • @TruckinRobbie
    @TruckinRobbie 2 роки тому +8

    "I don't know why you guys are so upset... like you could just come right in." 😂😂

  • @simoharjane7823
    @simoharjane7823 8 місяців тому +2

    He got me with the 🥼 😂

  • @Gonko100
    @Gonko100 2 роки тому +102

    That Avril Lavigne joke was actually good. Brendan. My man. Look at you.

    • @TheDavemcmenamy
      @TheDavemcmenamy 2 роки тому

      he is pretty quiet unless hes with your girlfriend...

    • @princesssprinklesthecat4192
      @princesssprinklesthecat4192 2 роки тому +4

      No it wasnt. Brendan is suing youtubers who make truth videos about him

    • @rakuencallisto
      @rakuencallisto Рік тому

      Brendan is the definition of an above average looking jock with zero personality or charm, yet somehow chicks want him.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Рік тому +2

      @@princesssprinklesthecat4192 that doesn't mean he can't make a single somewhat funny comment.

    • @santouchesantouche2873
      @santouchesantouche2873 Рік тому +1

      Theo vons joke tho

  • @bern8220
    @bern8220 2 роки тому +18

    I didn't realize there's a Starbucks in my guestroom.......🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshonhisbullshit
    @joshonhisbullshit Рік тому +15

    Bryan is the best self deprecator. Always taking the Ls to get the laughs. Legend

  • @TheDroneDvde
    @TheDroneDvde Рік тому

    Had a long shitty day. Thanks for this 🙏

  • @danielsmith9787
    @danielsmith9787 2 роки тому +36

    Bryan Callen is the best comedic wing man 😆

  • @OtisB.Driftwood
    @OtisB.Driftwood 2 роки тому +196

    Byron Callens favorite thing to tell people: "say one intellectual thing"

  • @BmikeP
    @BmikeP 2 роки тому +33

    The thing I love about Bryan is I've seen him stand up for himself and argue with people.
    That's why when he steps down and let's people lead bits and will let people rip him apart for comedy sake I find it so fucking funny. Great guy to be around I bet cause he's a silly goose

  • @johannesteilmann6667
    @johannesteilmann6667 2 роки тому +12

    dialogues between Chris and Bryan can literally all be used in comedy films

  • @ruvimsemenyuk8224
    @ruvimsemenyuk8224 2 роки тому +101

    Chris is the master of being painfully obnoxious , being the victim would suck but watching it is gold

  • @anthonycarreira8045
    @anthonycarreira8045 2 роки тому +23

    The glycogen clip alone killed me lmaooo

  • @Wangan280z
    @Wangan280z 2 роки тому +4

    I got to “is it thooooooo!?” And i had to shut it down from fear of bursting out in laughter at work lol

  • @pheinted6386
    @pheinted6386 Рік тому

    These 2 are fucking HILARIOUS together holy shit I'm choking on my own laughter

  • @TheTGOAC
    @TheTGOAC 2 роки тому +3

    I like the ADTR reference in the title. The breakdown started in my head as soon as I read the words. I miss those guys.

  • @anthonygruver3932
    @anthonygruver3932 2 роки тому +3

    i love the ADTR reference in the title. 🤘

  • @avlisc
    @avlisc 2 роки тому +18

    Schaub is literally the human embodiment of a water buffalo.
    “Give me some of your best cheese” wtf

  • @quepingabrothe
    @quepingabrothe Рік тому +2

    “Is it thoooouuugggghhhhh!!!” 🤣🤣 That will forever be hilarious

  • @paulgallagher5889
    @paulgallagher5889 2 роки тому +12

    Callen nearly SUFFOCATED HIMSELF with laughter!!! This is amazing. Periodt.

  • @lukeg5051
    @lukeg5051 2 роки тому +36

    He's a grand wizard. No, he knows no magic 🤣

  • @axelsxnumba1fan
    @axelsxnumba1fan 2 роки тому +66

    Chris is a straight up mood. Specifically when I get super exasperated and annoyed with people or the world.

    • @_VISION.
      @_VISION. 2 роки тому +9

      He's literally a non-scientific Rick

    • @SirGuidemere91
      @SirGuidemere91 Рік тому

      @@_VISION. holy shit that analogy.

    • @republicangenz
      @republicangenz 10 місяців тому +1

      saying that a pedophile is a straight up mood is terrifying

  • @ghostridernz17
    @ghostridernz17 Рік тому

    The first clip sounds like how i used to sound when i was younger when i said i trust these youtube videos because they have white coats on🤣 love his banter

  • @rustindudley3564
    @rustindudley3564 2 роки тому +142

    I want him back .
    He was always the best guest to have on

    • @oh-yaduuude6970
      @oh-yaduuude6970 2 роки тому +27

      He is back

    • @texantornadomma
      @texantornadomma 2 роки тому +9

      such a great guest
      ...wish his stand up was anything funny

    • @cjc2611
      @cjc2611 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao...he's back bro. Go watch Calabasas fight companion.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 роки тому +3

      He’s back, his weekly is up on his channel, he’s doing live shows, and he’s got a couple appearances with CAllen & Schaub last month

    • @10thinningcards
      @10thinningcards 2 роки тому +3

      He’s been back, watch the fight companion.

  • @isaacrayburn969
    @isaacrayburn969 2 роки тому +12

    When Theo said your probably gonna go to sleep right after this huh. this shit is exhausting 😂😂

  • @S1N1CAL
    @S1N1CAL Рік тому +6

    Dude that Glycogen bit never gets old lmao I laugh every single time.

  • @Droop75
    @Droop75 2 роки тому +3

    That first clip had me crying when I was watching it live. It just came out of nowhere. Chris is killing those fight companions.

  • @owenoaks1400
    @owenoaks1400 2 роки тому +41

    “There’s this new thing u should ingest it” “give me.. ALL of it”

  • @darkman9639
    @darkman9639 2 роки тому +13

    Jesus Christ that stuff at 6:20... I heaven't laughed so HARD in YEARS.

  • @Yuspliff
    @Yuspliff Рік тому +1

    I remember first hearing the IS IT THOUGHHHHH ...I couldn't stop wheezing.

  • @KoryGuidry1
    @KoryGuidry1 Рік тому

    The Saso and Delia clip is one of my favorites in podcasting history. Gold

  • @ccapragaming
    @ccapragaming 2 роки тому +36

    The racist Starbucks is still one of my favorite moments 😂😂

  • @shallowgrey
    @shallowgrey Рік тому +56

    Chris D'elia is like if Bender from Futurama came to life as an Italian-American comedian

    • @AdamSmith75th
      @AdamSmith75th Рік тому +4

      God damn that’s so accurate

    • @kebokev7519
      @kebokev7519 Рік тому +1

      That's really good man 👍

    • @stac1941
      @stac1941 Рік тому +1

      Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @myBEATSareBASED
    @myBEATSareBASED 9 місяців тому +1

    Will, Bryan, & Chris have good chemistry it's actually hilarious

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 2 роки тому +1

    OMG that first clip had me dying! LMAO!

  • @MrSlackhawk
    @MrSlackhawk 2 роки тому +22

    It's hard to be in a bad mood after watching this lmao, gold

  • @jeremyrfk
    @jeremyrfk 2 роки тому +5

    “Have you ever heard of a little thing called, ‘whatever the FUCK I WANT.”

  • @sofukinfisticated
    @sofukinfisticated 2 роки тому +2

    that bit in the beginning, havent laughed like that in a looooooooong time.

  • @ricksanchez7025
    @ricksanchez7025 2 роки тому

    Talk about the best video title ever. 🤣

  • @oscarnv23
    @oscarnv23 2 роки тому +19

    The “You’re not a snake” killed me

  • @doctor_doom541
    @doctor_doom541 Рік тому +5

    Dude when Brian was talking about training and Chris said “training what, dolphins?” I lost it 💀💀💀

  • @user-qm6us9pz2k
    @user-qm6us9pz2k Рік тому

    6:02 is a perfect impersonation of me at the family reunion 😂

  • @EasyMoneyCHOP
    @EasyMoneyCHOP Рік тому

    Lmaaaoooo the starbucks shxt had me crying!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @flipreds5155
    @flipreds5155 2 роки тому +8

    “10 points?”
    “Ye-“
    “OH SHIT!”
    😂I have watched that part at least 30 times

  • @Nkk676
    @Nkk676 2 роки тому +14

    Bryan: he’s a grand wizard!
    Chris: yes, it does taste magical

  • @garrettharding1657
    @garrettharding1657 2 роки тому +2

    The Starbucks bit is just comedy gold 😂

  • @cjpockets
    @cjpockets Рік тому +1

    11:06
    “You should buy it and you should ingest it.”
    “Give me ALL OF IT!” 😂😂

  • @LsToner
    @LsToner 2 роки тому +16

    Your not a snake you have teeth. Has me dying right now😂😂

  • @zacharyhullender8663
    @zacharyhullender8663 2 роки тому +4

    Chris eating that cheese killed me 😄🤣😂

  • @MetaphysicalSciencesTV
    @MetaphysicalSciencesTV Рік тому +1

    The way he was eating and talking about his sweatshirt made me lightheaded 😂

  • @Will-fh7ll
    @Will-fh7ll 7 місяців тому +1

    the starbucks thing was so good🤣

  • @michaelcleary9463
    @michaelcleary9463 2 роки тому +339

    Brian Callen is such an all encompassing father figure. The way he brushes off jokes from these beta comedian cubs, they love their papa bear, rolling around playing while he sleeps off a successful hunt, chewing on his ears, beautiful in its way.

    • @StephenAndrew777
      @StephenAndrew777 2 роки тому +8

      I'm trying to eat. He's vile.

    • @GeauxRilla
      @GeauxRilla 2 роки тому +17

      Yes and the way he doesn't stand up for his friends when they need him most only to keep his work in the business is also admirable.

    • @raykhalifa
      @raykhalifa 2 роки тому +5

      wtf

    • @yellowmelancholy4875
      @yellowmelancholy4875 2 роки тому +10

      Michael, I’m guessing this is satirical. Either way, calm down.

    • @StephenAndrew777
      @StephenAndrew777 2 роки тому +1

      @@yellowmelancholy4875 We use an exclamation mark in order to indicate exclamation via the written word.

  • @matthewrichards6031
    @matthewrichards6031 2 роки тому +4

    I lost it at Bryan Callen calling a uvula a doppelganger. 😂

  • @jestexgarcia3601
    @jestexgarcia3601 Рік тому +1

    These guys chemistry together is off the charts 👏

  • @mrssirens
    @mrssirens 2 роки тому +2

    The salami bit, omg, i'm legit crying laughing so hard.