As a gay man with a blonde mullet and a truck. My best interaction with the masses was when a guy pulled up next to me in his truck and yelled out “Fuck Carol Baskins!” Im still not sure if I should be insulted or gracious about this interaction.
The pods without the guests are my favorites. Anything to have more of you two hussies is worth it. Also, is Pumps related to Benjamin Button? She's looking younger by the day. Your days are numbered Jess.
I was thinking the opposite the other day. Because she’s lost so much weight her face has gotten thinner and it made her look older. That’s the problem with these weight loss drugs. You get “Ozempic face” .. and pumps had a really pretty face.
You beat me to it! Like so many words we shorten, breakfast has always been brekky in Australia, it’s not a new thing. Menty B and ressies is pure bullshit though.
I thought it was British and was going to say, "Stop it. You are not British! " But now I have to say, "Stop it! You are not Australian! Unless you are. " 😂😂❤
I first heard “brekkie” in Australia on my first visit in the early 90’s. Australians have done that with many words, like Aussie=Australian, mosie=mosquito,, stubbies=short shorts, Woolies=Woolworth’s department store, cosie or swimmers=bathing costume The list goes on and on and you will never have a conversation with an Australian without hearing one of these words. It’s apart of their Dinkum language. I love it. I think it makes them delightfully unique.
It's refreshing to witness Jennifer, queen of control, lose it with a laughing jag. Not to lessen Pumps's frequent fits of laughter. They're a balm in these troubled times.
Just when I thought I couldn’t love y’all even more, I found out my sister hates this podcast. Her loss is our gain! Keep the Karen’s off the internet and in the reprogramming Walmart program.
What is so funny about when Angie claps is that the show’s audio equipment is so good, it always sounds the same, even when she does not like the clap LOL
From now on when a couple tells me they’re “trying” imma ask if they’ve worked out child support and visitation for when the divorce comes. Hahaha love y’all lol
You guys NEED to collaborate with Toni and Ryan from the Toni and Ryan podcast. Seeing Toni and Ryan play "I've Had It" and Jennifer and Pumps play "Normal or Nah" would rocket launch me straight into nirvana.
I've had it with "comfy" and even worse "uncomfy". Especially if they say it 3 or 4 times in a row. If a person's behaviour makes you uncomfortable, say that like a grown up!
I am a USPS mail clerk. Even as an employee, I don't understand this phenomenon either. Like Amazon packages we deliver say "Carrier leave if no response" in bold font on the front of it. I tell the carriers that bring that shit back that they're idiots. I also printed out basic instructions in a small booklet form that is color coded and explains in detail how to deliver a package from the truck to the door. 😂😅 I also catch the brand new carriers that come in for their shadow day and explain what they need to actually do with the mail 🤦 The trainers literally come find me to tell them exactly what they need to do in the office and with undeliverable mail... 😅😅😅
UK here. Breakfast has been brekkie here for generations. Eons. From even BC or dinosaurs which ever you believe. Love you fabulous ladies, love from Liverpool.
In seriousness: The woman who posted "mother of two" can volunteer at a hospital to be a newborn snuggler - They hold preemie babies who will benefit from skin contact to help them thrive. In non-seriousness: She may not pass the mental health portion of clearance to do so... 😂
I’m diein’ over here! Seriously can’t remember laughing this hard, maybe ever! Thank you so much! Im pretty sure I was on my way to having a menty b but watching you two healed me.
hi ladies from "UK" i love your show your sardonic tone and your world view, i hope the American people appreciate candor and demioer please teach the rest of the ill educated country whats is like to be a upstanding citizen its dosent matter who goes to church or not we all should embrace empathy and sympathy in the long run we all have a fruitful vision of life in this world.
I am just going to watch your podcast any day that I am having a bad day. Which is everyday 😂 thank you so much for being your true selves, it allows me to feel good about my own pettiness
When you fill out a “leave it at my house” form, that’s with the company you’re purchasing from. The shipping company has no obligation to you, me or anyone based on that form. Contact delivery services and ask if THEY have a form you can fill out for THEM.
"Brekkie" has always been used in the UK where I live. A bit like "sarnie" (sandwich). I do love semi-ironic British phrases from Hun culture like "platty jubes" (platinum jubilee), "panny d" (pandemic), "cocky t" (cocktail) and "cozzie liv" (cost of living)
My friend and I would occasionally end up laughing uncontrollably for a few when we were younger, not as much now but occasionally. Her mom used to call it our 'funny five minutes'.
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I can almost guarantee that “breaky” is a result of the Australian kids cartoon, Bluey. Bluey is teaching us Aussie slang like Peppa Pig did for British slang.
I’m not sure it’s just because I’m stoned for the first time in a while but my gut is still hurting from laughing so hard at Jennifer reading the message about the cat on the girl’s labia lmfaooo 😂😂😂 I’m in painnn
I'm a remote worker with a 6 month old huskimo and she tells me when she has to go potty. I take her out whenever. I can't imagine someone being like what are you doing walking your dog? We go out like every 1.5 hours.
I totally agree on hating the cutesie words for everything! Sunglasses are "sunnies", winter coats are "puffers". I work in a daycare and the parents are worse than the kids with this stuff.
You ladies rock thanks for your podcast. It brings me endless pleasure. I have a suggestion for a topic you also might explore. Crazy neighborhood people are one thing. But throw their kids into the mix and the crazy becomes exponential. You might could do a segment on crazy mothers that teachers have had to put up with.
I was literally taking a sip from my coffee when the line “pussy on pussy” was uttered and immediately spit it out laughing! Thank you for starting my day off right!
So random, The mrs. Kravitz reference my great-aunt used to make - I finally get it. I have been out of the loop 40 years and I’m pretty sure I watched a lot of bewitched COOL
I think the only acceptable time to use "rese" is when a native person is talking about their reservation. Ive heard it used in this context before and I found it quite charming.
Amber alerts: it is highly unlikely that, while I am soundly sleeping, cozy and warm in my bed for previous 5 hours with at least 3 more hours anticipated, I have seen missing person described in predawn 'alert'. 😮
oi! aussie here. brekky is essential for us.. idk about you seppos 🤣 tbf we usually add 'o' as a suffix - it's weird we don't call it 'breako' honestly.
These women could sit and read the dictionary on their pod and i’d still listen with the same vigor and enthusiasm as every other episode.
ABSOLUTELY
i love a c*nty version of the dictionary ❤
They get me with like half their grievances and I still wanna be their best friend 😂❤
They could read the phone book and we’d be captivated.
The idea of a whole episode of a DRAMATIC reading of the dictionary is great😂😂😂
When Jen has a giggle fit, we ALL have giggle fits 😂😂😂
Jennifer’s edible kicked in at the end of this episode
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing 😂
laughing my ass off as my edible is hitting while reading this comment and watching jennifer’s starting to slow down all at the same time 😂😭
I’m afraid of edibles. I’ve heard they get you way more fucked up than smoking weed. So unpredictable and it could last for hours.@@delabowl4881
I just ugly laughed on the toilet so loud my son asked if i was okay😂
Not Jen having a full blown giggle mentyb right at the end 😂
Lmaooo the "Pumps is just SOO much older than me/Jennifer" running gag is so funny to me.
As a gay man with a blonde mullet and a truck. My best interaction with the masses was when a guy pulled up next to me in his truck and yelled out “Fuck Carol Baskins!”
Im still not sure if I should be insulted or gracious about this interaction.
The pods without the guests are my favorites. Anything to have more of you two hussies is worth it. Also, is Pumps related to Benjamin Button? She's looking younger by the day. Your days are numbered Jess.
I totally agree!
I was thinking the opposite the other day. Because she’s lost so much weight her face has gotten thinner and it made her look older. That’s the problem with these weight loss drugs. You get “Ozempic face” .. and pumps had a really pretty face.
Can I just say that I appreciate that you guys get right into it when the pod starts!
Agree. I feel like this goes unappreciated, no 15 minute cuck service recap at the beginning of every episode
Yes! I’ve had it with pointless podcast intros!
Brekky is Aussie for breakfast. on behalf of all Australians, I’m sorry.
You beat me to it! Like so many words we shorten, breakfast has always been brekky in Australia, it’s not a new thing. Menty B and ressies is pure bullshit though.
not sorry!
wait till they find out about our sunnies 😎
I thought it was British and was going to say, "Stop it. You are not British! " But now I have to say, "Stop it! You are not Australian! Unless you are. " 😂😂❤
😂😂😂
Jenny’s laugh attack has been the high point of my day. I was bussing up right with her.
Omg same, I'm reading the comments with tears in my eyes and my cats are GLARING 😂😂
My ribs and cheeks are soar from laughing along with this episode. The last 60 seconds is the best podcast ending ever!
On a serious note, I had the roughest week ever and this episode gave me my first laugh all week. Love you Jennifer and Diana ❤️
Please never stop reading these neighborhood posts!!! 😂😂😂
Who needs coffee when Pumps’s cackle is a perfect replacement 😂
OHHHHH (in pumps voice, when she's appalled) this episode was NEEDED!! 😂😂
How can that woman be upset that someone else has too much time to walk their dog whenever when she’s also sitting around enough to notice lol
Best laugh of 2024 so far ! Keep it up
Those cackles are my favorite thing ever!
We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, they have gone global.
I first heard “brekkie” in Australia on my first visit in the early 90’s. Australians have done that with many words, like Aussie=Australian, mosie=mosquito,, stubbies=short shorts, Woolies=Woolworth’s department store, cosie or swimmers=bathing costume
The list goes on and on and you will never have a conversation with an Australian without hearing one of these words. It’s apart of their Dinkum language. I love it. I think it makes them delightfully unique.
It's refreshing to witness Jennifer, queen of control, lose it with a laughing jag. Not to lessen Pumps's frequent fits of laughter. They're a balm in these troubled times.
Somebody's shipment from Mood gummies kicked in at the wrong time.
ill be honest this is the first time ive heard someone call breakfast "brekky" and my eye twitched 😭 im having a physiological reaction to the madness
Just when I thought I couldn’t love y’all even more, I found out my sister hates this podcast. Her loss is our gain! Keep the Karen’s off the internet and in the reprogramming Walmart program.
What a great way to start the morning, thank you ladies
What is so funny about when Angie claps is that the show’s audio equipment is so good, it always sounds the same, even when she does not like the clap LOL
When Jen starting having a giggle fest at the end, I could not stop laugh crying 😂
i look forward to y’all every week, thank you for being the best podcasters
sincerely, listener
If this podcast ever ends I'll have a menty b!
I see what u did there🤣🤣🤣
From now on when a couple tells me they’re “trying” imma ask if they’ve worked out child support and visitation for when the divorce comes. Hahaha love y’all lol
pumps nailed the closing
Maybe the trail pooper….. was constipated and a doctor recommended she take a jog. And it clearly works! Hahaha
😂😂😂
as an aussie you can’t tell me to not call it brekkie, it’s part of my culture! 🤣
I wish this "culture" would have stayed in Australia
@@zangetsu284 remember when i asked? neither.
@@atraxrobustus4452I think they’re joking mate 😅
Waves from the UK. Me too.
@@zangetsu284plenty of other things of "culture" from other countries Australia is done with too you know
I haven’t laughed like this in so long. I love this.
The neighborbood apps is my FAVORITE! We need more.
I came from Spotify just to witness Jennifers’ giggles, gives me so much life
I bet Josh is thrilled to know that that story is now public 🤣🤣
You guys NEED to collaborate with Toni and Ryan from the Toni and Ryan podcast. Seeing Toni and Ryan play "I've Had It" and Jennifer and Pumps play "Normal or Nah" would rocket launch me straight into nirvana.
I've had it with "comfy" and even worse "uncomfy". Especially if they say it 3 or 4 times in a row. If a person's behaviour makes you uncomfortable, say that like a grown up!
“Uncomfy” makes me sick.
Ok Jen having a giggle attack just made my fuckin week lol so cute
It is a rainy cold day in the uk and this made me laugh and brightened the day 100%
I am a USPS mail clerk. Even as an employee, I don't understand this phenomenon either. Like Amazon packages we deliver say "Carrier leave if no response" in bold font on the front of it. I tell the carriers that bring that shit back that they're idiots. I also printed out basic instructions in a small booklet form that is color coded and explains in detail how to deliver a package from the truck to the door. 😂😅
I also catch the brand new carriers that come in for their shadow day and explain what they need to actually do with the mail 🤦 The trainers literally come find me to tell them exactly what they need to do in the office and with undeliverable mail...
😅😅😅
UK here. Breakfast has been brekkie here for generations. Eons. From even BC or dinosaurs which ever you believe. Love you fabulous ladies, love from Liverpool.
God I love when I laugh that hard 😂😂😂😂
Jenny at the end of the episode is literally me.
I love getting the giggles like that! It is not very often it happens so embrace it!
This may be my favorite episode yet! ❤❤❤
Love this podcast!!!! When I go and watch the show the first thing I say is ,”Let me see what these h*** sick of now!” Hehe and I LOVE IT!!!
10:55, maybe when the couple make their relationship official,you can ask when they are getting an aborty.
On the “breaky” note… I also hate “breakfast of champions”.. STFU lmao
Jen’s broken LMAO 💀
In seriousness: The woman who posted "mother of two" can volunteer at a hospital to be a newborn snuggler - They hold preemie babies who will benefit from skin contact to help them thrive.
In non-seriousness: She may not pass the mental health portion of clearance to do so... 😂
I’m diein’ over here! Seriously can’t remember laughing this hard, maybe ever! Thank you so much! Im pretty sure I was on my way to having a menty b but watching you two healed me.
Totally love these two.
hi ladies from "UK" i love your show your sardonic tone and your world view, i hope the American people appreciate candor and demioer please teach the rest of the ill educated country whats is like to be a upstanding citizen its dosent matter who goes to church or not we all should embrace empathy and sympathy in the long run we all have a fruitful vision of life in this world.
I am just going to watch your podcast any day that I am having a bad day. Which is everyday 😂 thank you so much for being your true selves, it allows me to feel good about my own pettiness
‘A rando that came in with a cat.’ 🤣 Im so curious as to where she had such a tiny sweater, & how she maneuvered the mouse into the tiny sweater.
I'm guessing doll sweater, and the child probably had no care for the mouses comfort 😂
Back in my day we would put a Menty B in our mouth and drink a bottle of Coke.
Miss Jessica just made my day
I'm laughing my ass off. Smoking cat!
When you fill out a “leave it at my house” form, that’s with the company you’re purchasing from. The shipping company has no obligation to you, me or anyone based on that form. Contact delivery services and ask if THEY have a form you can fill out for THEM.
"Brekkie" has always been used in the UK where I live. A bit like "sarnie" (sandwich). I do love semi-ironic British phrases from Hun culture like "platty jubes" (platinum jubilee), "panny d" (pandemic), "cocky t" (cocktail) and "cozzie liv" (cost of living)
Lmfao you got me with the BREAKY 😂🎉 I say it to my cat every single day like awww princess wants her BREAKY 😂😂😂
JENNIFER !!! ❤
38:28 well no more drinks while listening. I spit my tea
This episode just got better and better 😭,oh man
My friend and I would occasionally end up laughing uncontrollably for a few when we were younger, not as much now but occasionally. Her mom used to call it our 'funny five minutes'.
I can almost guarantee that “breaky” is a result of the Australian kids cartoon, Bluey. Bluey is teaching us Aussie slang like Peppa Pig did for British slang.
I’m not sure it’s just because I’m stoned for the first time in a while but my gut is still hurting from laughing so hard at Jennifer reading the message about the cat on the girl’s labia lmfaooo 😂😂😂 I’m in painnn
I'm a remote worker with a 6 month old huskimo and she tells me when she has to go potty. I take her out whenever. I can't imagine someone being like what are you doing walking your dog? We go out like every 1.5 hours.
Jennifer getting hit with a case of ijbolitis at the end there
How wonderful that you are taking time for self care!! Enjoy the summer!
People were calling the cost of living crisis in the UK "Cozzy livs."
The end of this was great 😂
I totally agree on hating the cutesie words for everything! Sunglasses are "sunnies", winter coats are "puffers". I work in a daycare and the parents are worse than the kids with this stuff.
Don’t forget to pack your sammie for lunch.
Brekky is a common term in Australia 🇦🇺 😂 We shorten everything. 😅
I’ve had it with: parents not saying they’re “proud” of their kids more often.
You two are freaking nuts! Love your show! 😂😂😂
Wait, you three are freaking nuts!!
The email written by the viewer, from Anna was hilarious.
I live in a trailer park out in the country and they always leave people's packages at the office porch
I believe Jennifer had a little Menty B there at the end
Jenn being so tickled made my cheeks hurt. Well done Ladies another one for the permanent www record
A rando mouse! Lol 😂
This is easily the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Who else already listened to the episode but came here to watch the giggle fit at the end?
You ladies rock thanks for your podcast. It brings me endless pleasure. I have a suggestion for a topic you also might explore. Crazy neighborhood people are one thing. But throw their kids into the mix and the crazy becomes exponential. You might could do a segment on crazy mothers that teachers have had to put up with.
I was literally taking a sip from my coffee when the line “pussy on pussy” was uttered and immediately spit it out laughing! Thank you for starting my day off right!
This podcast gets me through the most bullshit mundane domestic moments of my everyday life and holy fxck im so thankful.
10/10 episode my friends 🎉
So random, The mrs. Kravitz reference my great-aunt used to make - I finally get it. I have been out of the loop 40 years and I’m pretty sure I watched a lot of bewitched
COOL
Pump's hair looks especially good today.
I think the only acceptable time to use "rese" is when a native person is talking about their reservation. Ive heard it used in this context before and I found it quite charming.
Thank god I live in a condo so I don’t have to engage to be nice with my neighbors 😂😂😂
Please do a I’ve had it on girls defined and their purity culture , then Christian sex grift and Christmas grift on top of that !
Amber alerts: it is highly unlikely that, while I am soundly sleeping, cozy and warm in my bed for previous 5 hours with at least 3 more hours anticipated, I have seen missing person described in predawn 'alert'. 😮
Oh come on this mouse isn’t disease ridden and this comes from a listener with 2 pet Rats.
Lanai! I love you two. You're a welcome respite from the fu@kery we deal with on a daily basis. Happy New Year to you both!
I would’ve guessed anything other than a labia on that one post omfg 😭😭
Another 10/10 episode 😭😭😭 I love it
Those giggles on just half a gummy? Ordering now!
oi! aussie here. brekky is essential for us.. idk about you seppos 🤣 tbf we usually add 'o' as a suffix - it's weird we don't call it 'breako' honestly.
What's a seppo?
@@katc2040 it's aussie slang for yank: (septic tank). i mean no offense 🙏