I want to know how I die because I would find out want not to do. If I die of just plain old age well that would stuck for me, too know something extremely useless
I laughed so hard I farted. And then I laughed at that. They stink worse in the shower because heat makes molecules more diffuse, i.e. they move faster and wider apart, so it hits your snoot faster. May vary somewhat according to diet, of course.
wait what.... she is an author now and i pointed out she did do what she wanted when she was little. I am not being rude... you are being rude and stupid.. you dont even know what you are saying. And so what shes prettier then me.. how does that have to do with anything. Ugh people like you are why I hate youtube smh so stupid
Farts are worse in the shower because of the increased heat, which makes the molecules of the fart (which is a gas) move faster, therefore bumping into each other more and causing the stench to spread at an increased rate.
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yay! i showed the part where you said you hate being tickled to my mom and she promised she wouldnt tickle me anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a life saver!!!!
THANK YOU!!!! TICKLING HURTS!!!!!! like if you agree. and colleen, of you ever see this and write back, it would make my day, i have brocidis and it hurts, but whenever i watch you, i feel better, and you help me forget about the drama in school. you also stop my sister from slapping me. ilysfm
Thanks for watching everyone! I love youuuuu!
i love you too!!
I want to know how I die because I would find out want not to do. If I die of just plain old age well that would stuck for me, too know something extremely useless
DO MORE HOME VIDYOS PEAS WIF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+ILYSM
Miranda should have childhood photos
Luv ya collen and Miranda
AWKWARD DANCE PARTY FROM WAY BACK!!! Bahahaha!!!
😘
Ballinger Family hi
Ballinger Family lol
Ballinger Family I love Parker
Ballinger Family 😁totally
OMG YOU LOOK LIKE BAILEY AS A KIDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that book you wrote sounds sassy when you read it....
Lol ya
She does!
Ha
Ikr
I literally laughed so hard but everyone else in my house was asleep so I had to hold it in 😄😆
Meme Queen me tooooo
I thought u holded something else LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂
sAmE
ME TOO!!!!
I laughed so hard I farted. And then I laughed at that.
They stink worse in the shower because heat makes molecules more diffuse, i.e. they move faster and wider apart, so it hits your snoot faster. May vary somewhat according to diet, of course.
Awww I'm so famous now!!! Thanks for the shout out sistafriend :)
Jessica Ballinger ILYSM
ZINGAAAAA
Omg Jessica I literally love u so much
Jessica Ballinger ur not
Wholly Smokes!!! You are the best and I would love a shout to YT just tap the image above the words glitter rainbow pancakes
"so thae plab boll"
"wy had fenn"
"wy were so happy thate wy played all dayyy!"
1:46
Colleen- "I really wanted to be a author for like 5 seconds"
Me- same...
Jake Paul omg its jake Paul how can this only have 9 likes I loooooovvvveeee him
Jake?
MARGARITA PEGGY Schuyler no u idiot it's a fan 🙄
Liv Woodward he is not really jake Paul
TayTay and Abby is something wrong with you u dont call somebody an idiot u are an idiot for calling her an idiot
Fetus Colleen = Bailey
Fetus Trent = Parker
Fetus Chris = Jacob
Fetus Rachel = ??
Millie Brooke Duncan?
Millie Brooke duncan
Duncan
??= Duncan?
Poor rachel
5:52 Oh no!! Little Miranda was twerking!! PORN XDD
*****Coleen
Her real name Colleen
Omg you noticed that too😂😂
I'm crying at the book
HO BELAGT TO ME
I laughed so hard
Omg i died!😂
I literally died
Ava M RIP
MORE HOME VIDEOS PLEASEEEEEEEEE!
PLEASE read more of your books you made as a child I DIED of laughter
Ho balagt to meah
I started crying at you diary entries! They were hilarious! "Well, you know how i was constipated? I prayed to God and all the poop CAME RIGHT OUT!"
Good God helped her tho
Good God helped her tho
Everytime Colleen said constipated, she broke ,😂 love ya queen ;p
1:52 - 2:20 i was crying laughing the whole time lmao!
4:39 IM DEAD
Omggg Lol 🤣🤣🤣👞
I'm with you.
Did anyone else see the cat run away when she talked about her poop coming out?
Emma Y213 *know*
"Thare.. was a cat."
oceanlover456 "Ho belaged to me"
oceanlover456 Who BELAGD to ME👱🏼♀️💁🏼👑
oceanlover456 😂
I sed to her do yu wat to play boll wet me
she sead yes
so thae plad boll
wy had fan
we wer so happy thate wy plad boll oll day
the end
I Sed To Her do you wat To Play Boll wet me? I realy licke Playeenuhguh Wet a Boll.
I WAS DYING AT THE CAT AND ME
Same here.
SAME
Memes? Memes. ME TOO
Memes? Memes. Same I think I peed 😂
Same
1:46-2:20😂the cat and me lmao
You should publish your book that you wrote in kindergarten😂😂 no corrections though!
Good idea
Yea lol
ya
Yasss
Omg yaaasss
when will The Cat and Me be available on audible?
Tommorow
Yes PLEEASE
+Parker smort 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Parker smort :D
lol
"I wanted to be an author" LOOK AT YA NOW COLLEEN
Ikr
wait what.... she is an author now and i pointed out she did do what she wanted when she was little. I am not being rude... you are being rude and stupid.. you dont even know what you are saying. And so what shes prettier then me.. how does that have to do with anything. Ugh people like you are why I hate youtube smh so stupid
Yea ur right they're stupid
+Payton Polvere if you hate UA-cam why are you on UA-cam???
Or Miranda 😂sorry I had to
I bought your book of "my drarhee" LOVED IT💗
I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT TICKLING IT SUCKS
Once my friend almost tickeled me to death and I peed on myself 😥
I was laugh crying when she was reading 'The Cat and Me'
Who belanged to ME!
Wy had fen!
So I asked "do you want to plab ball wet me?"
she said yes!
+TheDarkPrincess hahahaha
“Ho belaged to me!”
I was dying 😂 😆
Please do more home videos I love them they are so cute
Lisa Frank was my life. My favorite was the rainbow leopard.
Farts are worse in the shower because of the increased heat, which makes the molecules of the fart (which is a gas) move faster, therefore bumping into each other more and causing the stench to spread at an increased rate.
What the f*** why would u say that on a comment? Lol
Because someone asked that in a question on Colleen's Corner.....that's why I responded in a comment. like i dont understand what you dont understand
Because it was asked in the video?
Zale Fur
hahaha exactly thank you!
That's probably true. And terrifying.
MORE EMO DIARY EVERY VIDEO I LOVE YO
Colleen your laugh is contagious 😂😂😂 love you ❤️❤️❤️
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THE KLUTZ_ z
I just subscribe to your channel pls make a vid your words seem BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
I would hate knowing how/when I died because I would be so paranoid all the time.
loool i can't breathe
help me - laughing at the diary entry
The book that she made called the cat and me reminded of when Georgia productions read her diary’s from when she was in like first grade
Yesss
You should read the diary as Miranda reading her own diary.
The cat book made me laugh soooo hard i peed I DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO PRAY!
oml
"HI BLAGDED TO ME!"
Can I buy the book ''The cat and me'' ?
Ye I want it its really interesting :)
Yep
Best profile pic like eva!!!! XOXO
I'm having puberty what do I do
tavaresize dafuq
this is one of my all time favorite videos of colleens
You should give the emo diary readings they're own series
Omg I haven't laughed as hard as this in sooo long the old stuff was so funny haha love u
I wish that book was on audible.
i love that you prayed for all the little things... OUT OF THE mouth of babes. Keep praying....
make an hour long video, just showing old footage of your childhood. I would love to see that, and i'm sure others would like to see that as well. :)
yay! i showed the part where you said you hate being tickled to my mom and she promised she wouldnt tickle me anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a life saver!!!!
LOL i showed it to my boyfriend!!!!!!! He's dissapointed but he don't anymore :)
Who else was cracking p in the first two minutes😂 OML my parents thought I was crying😂😂
The cat and me.. BEST BOOK EVER!! xD I was DYINGGGGGG
OMG the cats in the background are multiplying!! ha ha.
4:03 OH NO THE DEMON CHOIR 😱😱😱
If there was a book about my whole life, I wouldn't want to read the ending. But I know I will do it because I can't control myself!
At 3:11 The cats were so confused😂! (At least I think so)
Is "the cat and me" available on audible?😂😂
Turns out that 4 year old Colleen was the original Miranda haha! :)
you and Rachael should react to a ton of home videos!!
I love that diary entry. Praise the Lord 😂
I might have said it like a billion times but tiny Colleen looks a whole hell like Bailey..
I love this video it's my favorite it's so cute and funny in a good way, who agrees?
When Colleen was in her 8-11 range of age, she looked like Emma Watson/Hermione Granger when she was that age! :3
Omg she did too 😂😂😂😂
Right?!
Keegan Meahan yaaaas!
I love Colleen I’m this video! She’s just so happy from the second the camera is switched on!!! Ily fan for 5 years!!!
I would want to know because I would want to know when to say goodbye to my family
Me too
blue Xfight :)
+BlackGlitter10 same
+Natalie Fritz Thanks 😀
Same
I died when colleen read the book 'The cat and me'😂😂😂😂 can that book please be real because I have to read it every day
Who belonged to me 💁🏼
1:15 crying I'm laughing so hard😂
THE DIARY ENTRY #1 I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!! IM KEEPING A DIARY FROM NOW ON OMG 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
This is definitely the best and funniest #colleenscorner videos you've put up! #zingaaa ! :P
5:49 was jacob in this video?
no that was Christopher I they look a lot alike
VidzWithAmber uhh no Colleen's Nephew, Jacob Ballinger.
RforRaileeeeeex that was videos of colleen from years ago so how could it be Jacob if Christopher didn't even know Jessica yet.
No, Jacob wasn't even a idea yet. Christopher was still a child in the home video.
No, that's Trent! Crazy that they look so much alike!
5:44 Colleen looks like hermione granger in the second movie
Oh she does! Cool
2019 anyone????? Love you Colleen you are my inspiration love you so much
I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET COLLEEN
SAME #150DAYS
Omg I hate getting tickled and I'm also rrreeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy ticklish
Wendy Connolly I love to be tickled
Wendy Connolly sams! If someone touches my back... I scream 😂😂
me too
4:42 Miranda Sings moment
I was drinking water during 1:59 and I laughed so hard I spilled half the water on my shirt😂
*I cannot believe that this is the first time when I watch this in 2019...*
Anyone from 2016 think the Awkward Dance Party song sounded a bit like PPAP?
Sos I'm in 2017 😏😏😏
LOL so am I
My Life As Alyssa well... I'm from 2017 but yes!
My Life As Alyssa I LOVE PPAP
My Life As Alyssa No
1:52 - 2:20. HELP 😂😂
OMG the cat and me....I laughed soooo hard😂😂😂
I LOVE YOUR CATS!!!!!!!! 🐈🐈🐱🐱🐱
OMG I PRAYED TOO WHEN I WAS CONSTIPATED AND IT CAME OUT IM LAUBGRMSO
ME TOO SO IT WOULD COME OUT
I would want to know how I died so I didn't do that action so I didn't die that way
omg same
Haha, i'm not religious but god must be like "I spent a whole week creating the world to deal with THIS shit?!"
haha
crying at the poo-prayer
Colleen! Can you please do more home videos! They are so fun and cute! ILYSM!
Near the ending, did anyone see a Miranda fall off a building? X'DDD
My 4 year old cousin swallowed the head of my toothbrush so i was going to ask for help but then i started watching this and i think he's passed out.
Is he ok? Sorry I'm just a little curios
Yeah it came out the other end 9 hours later.
Stoopidiot
TMI..
She asked
0:34 sweetheart: *nope*
I love you Colleen always and forever!♾❤️
Before you start watching the video go to 4:41
I would NEVER want to know
I loved being ticled! my dad said its adorable when my mom used to tickle me!
I͟͟ k͟͟n͟͟o͟͟w͟͟! M͟͟e͟͟ t͟͟o͟͟o͟͟
why!!!
Clodagh Gray
Why not? Being tickled is so fun!😄
Hahaha how do you
never liked ticling dont like it now, its cuz i dont have a place to be ticled at
THANK YOU!!!! TICKLING HURTS!!!!!! like if you agree. and colleen, of you ever see this and write back, it would make my day, i have brocidis and it hurts, but whenever i watch you, i feel better, and you help me forget about the drama in school. you also stop my sister from slapping me. ilysfm
Note to self: if I ever meet colleen, tickle attack time!
I wouldn't suggest that, your spleen is kind of important to live!
Why are you so funny? Honestly. What is this? K I love you bye.
I wouldn't want to know how I die, but I'd want to know the age I die.
Same
Knowing how i would die is quite disturbing but knowing when is quite comforting
I'm weird 😇
yh same
i would hate to know the age because when i reached that age i would just be completely paranoid and always scared
me too
Heck no. Once I reached that age I would be so paranoid and eventually just not enjoy anything.
I would not want to know when and how I will die. I just want to live a happy life! I LOVE YOU COLLEEN!! :)
nooooo I would not like to know when I died
" ball wet me" hahahaha
I would want to know how I died so I can prevent it from happening.
But it is already decided. You cannot change it. :/
no I think they mean say you died in a car crash you could prevent it by not getting in the car.
***** exactly
***** I'm glad you agree!!!
Georgina Ibarra Yes!
I am so with you!! I would NEVER want to know when I am going to die
Yes i would like to know how i would die because I can avoid it from happening
Same 💕
Same ☆♥★♡☆♥★♡☆
Saaaaame lol
Unless it is like cancer or something like that. You can't stop it from happening😕
Then that wouldn't be the way you'd die, would it? You'd just die in a different way.
*WHEN IS MIRANDA COMING TO HOUSTON?!?!*
She came to improv club about a month ago, but the show was 18+
Elliot Joseph thanks!😊
Can you please make a shirt that says "ZINGAAA"? :)
Go to 1:23 and you'll see a cat running away in the background. It's so cute!