Chad Horror Movie - SNL

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  • @juliasage8127
    @juliasage8127 5 років тому +9839

    SNL: "hey we need you to do a sketch. It's pretty simple..."
    Pete: "ok"

    • @ghostpyro4112
      @ghostpyro4112 5 років тому +20

      how do people find this vid funny

    • @gurikasemit
      @gurikasemit 5 років тому +97

      @@ghostpyro4112 sense of humor, also not being depressed kinda helps.

    • @ghostpyro4112
      @ghostpyro4112 5 років тому +13

      @@gurikasemit here you get a star for answering my question yay smh

    • @beyondkujo
      @beyondkujo 5 років тому +34

      Some roles are specifically made for Pete lol

    • @ghostpyro4112
      @ghostpyro4112 5 років тому

      @@OzzieWolli3 and?

  • @shellywiese5667
    @shellywiese5667 5 років тому +19283

    Knowing the spooky voice is John Mulaney makes this 100% funnier and much less scary

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 5 років тому +200

      I figured it was him after Chad got the pizza

    • @mracidman2536
      @mracidman2536 4 роки тому +49

      it was 0% scary and after he took the mask off it became 100% unfunny

    • @Mats-Hansen
      @Mats-Hansen 4 роки тому +47

      All I'm hearing is Andrew Glouberman

    • @kosakukawajiri16
      @kosakukawajiri16 4 роки тому +13

      Mats Hansen Nice Big Mouth reference

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +52

      It got scary when he took off his mask and i saw his haircut

  • @elenaayyoubi376
    @elenaayyoubi376 2 роки тому +2715

    "You made my life a LIVING HELL!"
    "OH, my bad!"
    Lmfao, I'm dieing

  • @codysray2616
    @codysray2616 4 роки тому +8121

    that pizza sliding off the table really hurt my feelings im serious

  • @olivia-sv3wq
    @olivia-sv3wq 4 роки тому +8975

    the one thing i was NOT ready for was seeing john mulaney with that hair.

  • @Niko-du8gt
    @Niko-du8gt 5 років тому +5922

    "dis Matt?
    "No, tell me Chad."
    "dis Kelly?"

  • @sesameyeet6214
    @sesameyeet6214 5 років тому +15639

    “You made my life a living hell”
    “Oh my bad”

    • @plazys1415
      @plazys1415 5 років тому +51

      sesame yeet 😂

    • @angganda2195
      @angganda2195 5 років тому +6

      @@plazys1415 Very punny.

    • @LeatherJacket19
      @LeatherJacket19 5 років тому +7

      Ok

    • @TimberGamez
      @TimberGamez 5 років тому +2

      Yup, that's what happened, glad you learned english and are showing us you can spell.

    • @kyleamann493
      @kyleamann493 5 років тому +4

      "mAh bad" 🤣

  • @user-ib1nx6rw3z
    @user-ib1nx6rw3z 2 роки тому +1024

    “I’m going to kill you chad”
    “Oh no thanks”
    I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @ab98888
    @ab98888 5 років тому +2772

    Chad is the kind of guy who doesn't care about anything yet everything always works out for him

    • @kshirin0298
      @kshirin0298 5 років тому +69

      Basically the guy I aspire to be

    • @thaleodorascarlet9934
      @thaleodorascarlet9934 5 років тому +32

      I swear people like that exist!

    • @kristyf2618
      @kristyf2618 5 років тому +7

      Sounds exactly like my ex!

    • @AidenWarren
      @AidenWarren 5 років тому +8

      Because ppl keep letting emotions take over.
      Not caring about anything is true intellect. Lol
      Is why even in DC comics. Emotions are for the weak.
      No emotions. No care

    • @slipperysqueef5284
      @slipperysqueef5284 5 років тому

      Wow detective. You cracked the case.

  • @buddyboi7007
    @buddyboi7007 5 років тому +8693

    I can’t get over Mulaney’s hair in this.

    • @YourDadsUnclesFriend
      @YourDadsUnclesFriend 5 років тому +60

      Yeah, his hair in this skit reminds me of someone but I can't quite remember who.

    • @reggieregina1362
      @reggieregina1362 5 років тому +57

      AvaFromEngland I think it’s the Villian from Charlie’s angels that kept cutting drew barrymores hair.

    • @matthewa3413
      @matthewa3413 4 роки тому +50

      AvaFromEngland Snape?

    • @MyName-td6yh
      @MyName-td6yh 4 роки тому +39

      AvaFromEngland lord farquad?

    • @iloveurgirl
      @iloveurgirl 4 роки тому +19

      @@reggieregina1362 Crispin glover, the creepy thin man? the fact that I know this smh

  • @beautifullEternal
    @beautifullEternal 5 років тому +16118

    The most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen is that pizza sliding of the table 😱

    • @Deathly66
      @Deathly66 4 роки тому +108

      He just doesn't care

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 4 роки тому +144

      How could you waste such an amazing meal, which also I can get 3 meals out of!!

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 4 роки тому +88

      That pizza looked so good too

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 4 роки тому +16

      *f*

    • @LL-xy1vr
      @LL-xy1vr 4 роки тому +33

      #RIPThePizza

  • @roguestar8
    @roguestar8 2 роки тому +2663

    This sketch feels like an actually pretty good example of what to do for people who have an anxiety disorder: to not engage with the scary thoughts and just accept whatever comes up 😅 It's a pretty good mindset to have when feeling too caught up in your own mind.

  • @bonnie1430
    @bonnie1430 4 роки тому +21449

    Chad is a true Zen master... he sees through everything and is attached to nothing.

    • @patrickbarsoum1718
      @patrickbarsoum1718 4 роки тому +366

      This is funny but also really applies to life. When you respond to fear with no fear and calmness/funniness it makes the other person not able to feed of your fear and that makes you able to change a sitution in a different way and or get of out a situtaion

    • @javica2039
      @javica2039 4 роки тому +35

      Bru chad is like ok

    • @javica2039
      @javica2039 4 роки тому +24

      He doesent care about anything

    • @javica2039
      @javica2039 4 роки тому +5

      And the kid as spider man lol

    • @30ajgo
      @30ajgo 4 роки тому +7

      @@patrickbarsoum1718 Easier said than done buddy.

  • @jamieschneider6176
    @jamieschneider6176 3 роки тому +9455

    Chad is the only guy who survives a murderer by being chill, lol

    • @TheOfficialLEO
      @TheOfficialLEO 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/m3OhJypgbYc/v-deo.html

    • @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775
      @sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 3 роки тому +25

      There is a clip of a fat older man who literally gets into an Oxxo or something after an armed robber finished getting the cash. He enters without a fuck in the world, the armed robber points the gun centimeters away from his face and he literally does not bat an eye.
      The robber leaves and the old man just browses for some chips or something, lmao.

    • @lalaland9646
      @lalaland9646 3 роки тому +9

      Sirris Mendoza Sunless Realms well sheesh

    • @kerridak
      @kerridak 3 роки тому +3

      ok

    • @specie44
      @specie44 3 роки тому +2

      Astute observation

  • @kae3623
    @kae3623 3 роки тому +5372

    *literally dies*
    "Game over chad..."
    "Ok"

  • @SwiftPistol
    @SwiftPistol 2 роки тому +483

    The subtle repeated “okay” is what did it for me 😂

  • @c-mac3013
    @c-mac3013 5 років тому +14214

    They actually just filmed Pete Davidson when he was at home. He didnt know they were filming.

    • @jacobestrada3739
      @jacobestrada3739 5 років тому +53

      It’s Isa ur dumb it was a joke

    • @NoDi10
      @NoDi10 5 років тому +31

      It’s Isa your a moron

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 років тому +18

      Lol this really true?? That's crazy!

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 років тому +8

      @@Thatonebrownhuevito same here. But I guess not. I guess it's real!

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification 5 років тому +30

      @@NoDi10 pro tip: when calling someone a moron in a 3 word sentence.. make sure your grammar is right.

  • @theresanoelle
    @theresanoelle 3 роки тому +6480

    I love how he looks genuinely concerned when he says "Chad, do you understand what's happening here?"

  • @scum3112
    @scum3112 4 роки тому +32921

    This makes me realize how awkward it would be if the victim hung up on the killer and the killer had to call back

    • @wdcain1
      @wdcain1 4 роки тому +627

      One of my favorite anime moments is from Sailor Moon S where this actually happens to Sailor Uranus and the villain.

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 4 роки тому +521

      “I will kill everyone you love”
      “Alright” *click*

    • @shigginsshiggins2954
      @shigginsshiggins2954 4 роки тому +755

      "Do you like horror movies?...."
      "No, I like romantic comedies more."
      "Oh... Bye."

    • @whatteamwildcats4033
      @whatteamwildcats4033 4 роки тому +357

      Only made funnier if the victim immediately calls back and says
      "Is this Sandra from middle school...?"
      "Uh...no"
      "Dumbass, you called me on the landline, we have caller ID"

    • @Anthro777
      @Anthro777 4 роки тому +133

      literally happened in the movie this is based on lol

  • @sylvia1797
    @sylvia1797 10 місяців тому +50

    The cinematographers and set people on SNL are so underrated. The lighting and coloring in the living room looks exactly like that in Scream's opening scene.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 10 місяців тому +3

      And all of this was filmed over 1 or 2 days before it aired. They have their own film unit, who work so hard.

  • @damunaik4
    @damunaik4 3 роки тому +12321

    "Do you want to play a game?"
    "No thanks"
    Chad is smarter than all the cast members of every horror movie ever.

  • @leojanuszewski1019
    @leojanuszewski1019 5 років тому +3659

    Chad pays about the right amount of attention to people.

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 5 років тому +3018

    It's so sweet that the killer cared about Chad's mom's white couch and rug

    • @offbeat4772
      @offbeat4772 5 років тому +27

      Since he knows the family personally, maybe he liked the mom?

    • @iN00bT00ber
      @iN00bT00ber 5 років тому +14

      It was just a setup for the serial killer's slip and fall

    • @sirenthewolf8315
      @sirenthewolf8315 5 років тому +9

      I expect no less from JM

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 років тому +12

      No wonder he got bullied, too sensitive.

    • @dontbotherreading
      @dontbotherreading 5 років тому +21

      He didn't care enough to be careful to not get his blood all over it

  • @alexmagney5326
    @alexmagney5326 2 роки тому +245

    "You tormented me, you made my life a living hell, you slept with all the women in my life"
    "Oh, my bad"
    THIS IS SO PERFECT 😂😂😂

  • @sayreharris
    @sayreharris 5 років тому +11300

    Chad is the most powerful being this world has ever seen

  • @nicholasabdo-maniaci2113
    @nicholasabdo-maniaci2113 4 роки тому +14291

    They didn’t give Pete a script they just said act how u normally do and he did

  • @suruxstrawde8322
    @suruxstrawde8322 5 років тому +4375

    Truly the only power a villain has is your own fear, thus chad is immune, we should all be like chad.

  • @SydneySmith-bv5hf
    @SydneySmith-bv5hf 2 роки тому +97

    If this was a movie, I would 100% be obsessed

  • @mariag7544
    @mariag7544 5 років тому +2875

    “We grew up together”
    “...Oh nice to meet you”
    “We’ve met”
    😂😂

    • @CaseyAngelicaHardy
      @CaseyAngelicaHardy 5 років тому +5

      Literally me 😂

    • @princessleia8859
      @princessleia8859 5 років тому +6

      Oh word?

    • @mariag7544
      @mariag7544 5 років тому

      Ouija ZaZa Gaming this video wasn’t even about politics why are you bothered 😂😂

  • @DXUnlimitedGamer
    @DXUnlimitedGamer 3 роки тому +6178

    Can we appreciate that Chad was polite the entire time and even tipped a pizza guy for a pizza he didnt even order

    • @katiee4396
      @katiee4396 2 роки тому +150

      Chad is the respectful himbo we love

    • @potterheadsmiler2404
      @potterheadsmiler2404 2 роки тому +56

      I mean he did get the free pizza

    • @williamshakespeare9815
      @williamshakespeare9815 Рік тому +44

      He even politely turned down Fergus offre of murder.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre Рік тому +5

      Politeness is positively correlated with lower intelligence. Empathy with higher intelligence. Of course the magnitudes of the correlations aren't high, but they're there.

    • @ahmadhialrasyd3304
      @ahmadhialrasyd3304 Рік тому

      Ok

  • @roy_issachar
    @roy_issachar 4 роки тому +17222

    If only people acted like this in actual horror movies

    • @lilianjohnson2532
      @lilianjohnson2532 4 роки тому +274

      fr it would make them so much less scary

    • @leoxd5036
      @leoxd5036 4 роки тому +155

      That would be much easy for them to survive XD

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 роки тому +64

      What? Instead of turning the lights off to go see what the noise downstairs was?

    • @stickypoopoo8982
      @stickypoopoo8982 3 роки тому +60

      Smarter than most horror movie characters

    • @jakemckee2005
      @jakemckee2005 3 роки тому +25

      You know how SNL skits can offshoot into movies? Like Wayne’s World and McGruber? I would love to see a thriller comedy that would basically be this skit but a whole movie.

  • @sylvia1797
    @sylvia1797 2 роки тому +56

    I love how he's about to brutally murder Chad but is concerned about the pizza staining the couch and rug

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 5 років тому +2331

    This may be the first SNL skit in years I would take a full movie of. Chad just bumbling his way through a horror/action movie where everyone else just dies trying to kill him.

    • @RockinBlackBarbie
      @RockinBlackBarbie 5 років тому +58

      Yes! Like an SNL version of Tucker & Dale.

    • @clayjr86
      @clayjr86 5 років тому +8

      Ernest the movie

    • @K34R34
      @K34R34 5 років тому +11

      this needs to happen so badly lmao

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo 5 років тому +13

      'Yo, dat would be lit...' --Chad

    • @AlanIanIngram
      @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому +3

      Most SNL Skits that turned into movies sucked hard....

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 5 років тому +2689

    I am truly envious of Chad's calmness.

    • @MrsLensherrr
      @MrsLensherrr 5 років тому +18

      The Ultimate Reductionist I kinda want just a fraction of calmness and "...okay" attitude

    • @magaleta52
      @magaleta52 2 роки тому +6

      We should make an effort!

    • @sono_oliver_.
      @sono_oliver_. 2 роки тому

      honestly it isn’t so hard to be calm all the time (for me at least) why ?? i im a very serious person so i can keep being serious and not laugh or showing when i get annoyed by something, so i can act all calm and cool and it is useful sometimes so yeah

    • @Ashley_B96
      @Ashley_B96 2 роки тому

      @@sono_oliver_. “okay”
      Lol sorry I had to 😂😂

    • @c.citizenerased
      @c.citizenerased Рік тому

      ​@@sono_oliver_. Are u italian?

  • @denniskim2334
    @denniskim2334 5 років тому +3687

    This is how anyone should act in a hostile situation.

  • @yashwanthsiddharth8884
    @yashwanthsiddharth8884 2 роки тому +79

    Alternate title: Kanye tries to get revenge on Pete.

  • @ronanomalley6347
    @ronanomalley6347 5 років тому +11419

    Ariana grande: we are breaking up.
    Chad: ok

  • @khaleesisnow7976
    @khaleesisnow7976 5 років тому +21427

    Why do I feel like Pete Davidson isn’t acting.

  • @theawesomealex5388
    @theawesomealex5388 4 роки тому +11025

    Chad probably just told him he has feminine hips

    • @rebelliontrash3228
      @rebelliontrash3228 4 роки тому +484

      NO, THAT'S THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!

    • @spam5907
      @spam5907 4 роки тому +288

      LOOK AT THAT I WAISTED MAN HE HAS FEMININE HIPS

    • @megeroni4
      @megeroni4 4 роки тому +54

      I’m so glad someone else thought of this 😆

    • @cjr35
      @cjr35 4 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @kaleigherin3253
      @kaleigherin3253 4 роки тому +20

      THIS IS IT THIS WINS BEST COMMENT

  • @rodrickgoldberg2324
    @rodrickgoldberg2324 2 роки тому +57

    The power of chill.

  • @Handle35667
    @Handle35667 5 років тому +3363

    This really utilized Pete Davidson’s full range as an actor.

    • @OlyEbiringa
      @OlyEbiringa 5 років тому +4

      Lemon Squeezy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rvluis
      @rvluis 5 років тому +34

      OK

    • @sockruhtease
      @sockruhtease 5 років тому +71

      Fairly speaking, I kinda like when he breaks character in roles. He never breaks in these sketches, but I still like them too. He's just a likeable person

    • @sophiel6833
      @sophiel6833 5 років тому +13

      as perfect as Kristen Stewart's role in twilight

    • @joshstewart6197
      @joshstewart6197 5 років тому +31

      Hop off the fuck Pete bandwagon it’s SNL first of all not titanic. Yes very skilled and talented people are and have been on SNL but cmon just fuck off. This shit was funny just enjoy it. Maybe this could give you hope. Anything is possible and even u could be famous

  • @foxylibrarian1
    @foxylibrarian1 3 роки тому +7434

    I can’t see Chad ever bullying someone to the point where they would obsessively wait years to enact revenge.

    • @thedarksavior0
      @thedarksavior0 3 роки тому +643

      I think it's more the fact that women find him irresistible that would make another guy hate him.

    • @General_Flores
      @General_Flores 3 роки тому +101

      Okay

    • @savannahs8914
      @savannahs8914 3 роки тому +249

      I think Chad just blundered through it all. That's the joke

    • @macnason9707
      @macnason9707 3 роки тому +74

      I see him the character butthead in school more of a funny dumbass then a bully lol

    • @obamakamala2950
      @obamakamala2950 3 роки тому +119

      Me neither ... Chad doesn't need seem like the bullying type he is so calm

  • @slaws2279
    @slaws2279 4 роки тому +12896

    “You slept with my girlfriend.”
    “Oh, I’m sorry.”
    “My sister.”
    “Oh word.”
    “My mother.”
    “She good?”

    • @Apocayipsee
      @Apocayipsee 3 роки тому +76

      Lol 😂

    • @friducha.icarus
      @friducha.icarus 3 роки тому +40

      😂😂😂

    • @toxickks
      @toxickks 3 роки тому +32

      BROOOO LMAOOO 😐😐😐

    • @Ohm_Kazhbu
      @Ohm_Kazhbu 3 роки тому +202

      "you made my life a living hell"
      "oh my bad"

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 роки тому +42

      Wow. You wrote it just like we all heard it. 😑

  • @HELLOTHERE-co6od
    @HELLOTHERE-co6od 2 роки тому +40

    This is exactly how I picture what Kanye and Pete Davidson’s interactions are

  • @tigergreg8
    @tigergreg8 5 років тому +2502

    Every person on SNL has a thing, this is def Pete's thing.

    • @UnrealGemini
      @UnrealGemini 5 років тому +25

      tigergreg8 being himself

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 5 років тому +21

      ok.

    • @fathippo2
      @fathippo2 5 років тому +1

      UnrealGemini damn

    • @Winston619
      @Winston619 5 років тому +1

      Chill? Nah dude is a spaz

    • @sophiel6833
      @sophiel6833 5 років тому +2

      yeah the Kyle ones are my favorite (like Kyle vs Kanye) but Chad is a really good one

  • @moperson6490
    @moperson6490 5 років тому +3683

    So ....pretty sure John Mulaney just adopted Pete Davidson now..

    • @angelaharris7729
      @angelaharris7729 5 років тому +37

      Painda 02 and I’m so good with this. 😍

    • @JulianneHannes
      @JulianneHannes 5 років тому +65

      He needs a good sponser and mentor, I don't want to see him suffer the fate of John Belushi

    • @wonderwoman8970
      @wonderwoman8970 5 років тому +4

      Ok, I wish I could, but he will do.

    • @SAILOREARTH89
      @SAILOREARTH89 5 років тому +26

      I think pete reminds him of himself before he got clean.

    • @Airestotle09
      @Airestotle09 5 років тому +10

      Pete: “ok”

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 5 років тому +12368

    The scariest part was when the rest of the pizza falls off of the table

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here 5 років тому +172

      After that, i wont be able to sleep for awhile

    • @jeffblimisinahurry
      @jeffblimisinahurry 5 років тому +127

      I was like "why would you do that?!?" And then it became a plot point and I was like "oh I get it"

    • @isaiahwalton8499
      @isaiahwalton8499 5 років тому +71

      the was the hardest death to watch i. this movie 😭😭

    • @sharadgahatraj7996
      @sharadgahatraj7996 5 років тому +45

      It was heartbreaking

    • @papajon87
      @papajon87 5 років тому +68

      I definitely had an audible reflexive gasp when that pizza came down, though

  • @sonofabiscuiteatingbulldog
    @sonofabiscuiteatingbulldog 2 роки тому +44

    Chad seems like a chill dude

  • @jacencade4019
    @jacencade4019 5 років тому +9444

    Chad doesn't seem like the bully type. That guy was probably just weird.

    • @bostonbault6343
      @bostonbault6343 5 років тому +163

      Facts

    • @sunset3250
      @sunset3250 5 років тому +338

      People change. He also didn't deny any of it.

    • @chocopiess
      @chocopiess 5 років тому +202

      Chad is like the friendly chill jock from the 90s.

    • @bingefest1799
      @bingefest1799 5 років тому +371

      The killer is just mad because Chad always forgot his name and banged every girl in his life

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +10

      @@bingefest1799 who?

  • @claire9060
    @claire9060 5 років тому +1153

    I feel like this sketch is the equivalent of John and Pete doing a class project together and John doing all the work but they both get the credit

    • @JS-ri8qc
      @JS-ri8qc 5 років тому +23

      that's probably how they wrote the sketch

    • @ehla0144
      @ehla0144 5 років тому +15

      Ok

    • @PersephoneRising333
      @PersephoneRising333 5 років тому

      Yes...

    • @BetteDavis19
      @BetteDavis19 5 років тому

      im writing a comedy sketch right now " with my partner " but hes done nothing its midnight and its due tomorrow so i really feel this comment

  • @MotivateTrademark
    @MotivateTrademark 4 роки тому +3214

    “Chad are you watching tv?”
    “Ridiculousness” 😂 😂

    • @chelsheet
      @chelsheet 3 роки тому +6

      I even saw it 🤣

    • @Graphics_Card
      @Graphics_Card 3 роки тому +3

      @@chelsheet I laughed at your comment more than this comment cause you just said that.

    • @ji-arugaming5296
      @ji-arugaming5296 3 роки тому +1

      Okay

    • @daprettiestbri
      @daprettiestbri 3 роки тому +1

      @@chelsheet where do u find this movie

    • @chelsheet
      @chelsheet 3 роки тому +1

      @@daprettiestbri it is a show, that plays on mtv(where I am from)

  • @wendydimon9934
    @wendydimon9934 2 місяці тому +1

    This is comedic genius. Especially because Chad is played by Pete. I love the “put some shorts on.” ‘I’m good.”

  • @laraibaziz1978
    @laraibaziz1978 5 років тому +4136

    my favorite part is when he says “ok”

  • @JulianneHannes
    @JulianneHannes 5 років тому +3303

    Next I want to see Chad on the Bachelorette

  • @logix8969
    @logix8969 5 років тому +1702

    "Your pretty little throat will get slit!"
    "Heh... slit!"
    Classic Chad :D

    • @madafak97
      @madafak97 4 роки тому +1

      Damn you neggas got some basic ass humor

    • @logix8969
      @logix8969 4 роки тому +2

      @@madafak97 If you're going to attempt to use racist language, do it properly, don't be a pussy and half-ass it. Anyway, r/whoosh.

  • @GreatMusicIsGoodForYou
    @GreatMusicIsGoodForYou 4 місяці тому +2

    “What’s your biggest fear?”
    “*ick falling off”
    NOT THAT ONE -
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RockAndGrohlMe
    @RockAndGrohlMe 5 років тому +2035

    Who’s Ashley?
    Chad: We just f***
    Pizza’s here...better answer the door!
    Chad: Lit

    • @amildlydisappointingsalad6058
      @amildlydisappointingsalad6058 5 років тому

      @Dr. Loomis ikr

    • @erickwon8528
      @erickwon8528 5 років тому

      You're a pussy if you censor curse words

    • @nicholasseitler4997
      @nicholasseitler4997 5 років тому

      @Dr. Loomis I don't know. I honestly don't even know why people watch this shit show anymore. How is any of this funny?

    • @nicholasseitler4997
      @nicholasseitler4997 5 років тому

      @Dr. Loomis Lol. there are definitely good skits. In my opinion, most of them just suck nowadays... I feel like the show used to be hilarious. Like what's funny about a guy just saying "ok", and being cool with everything? I mean, I could write some shit like this and I'm an idiot. I would expect better from the writers.

  • @billyjoelbutalive
    @billyjoelbutalive 5 років тому +2513

    the scariest thing was when the pizza got on the white rug

    • @meganperreault5191
      @meganperreault5191 5 років тому +10

      Never Judge a rug by it's Pizza.

    • @noah.blackwood
      @noah.blackwood 5 років тому +4

      slimjim tim ok

    • @JR-gt3li
      @JR-gt3li 5 років тому +3

      Megan Perreault I see what u did there

    • @yo-cd8ml
      @yo-cd8ml 5 років тому

      slimjim tim full on copied another comment a month before you posted yours but K

    • @simonabellaforgione
      @simonabellaforgione 5 років тому

      slimjim tim indeed

  • @protectorofillinois3
    @protectorofillinois3 5 років тому +7538

    Ferguson: "You slept with my girlfriend"
    Chad: "Oh, I'm sorry"
    Ferguson: "My sister"
    Chad: "Oh, word?"
    Ferguson: "My mother"
    Chad: "Is she good?"
    Ferguson: "My hatred towards you grew like a cancer. A cancer that rotted away until I....are you watching tv?"
    Chad: "Ridiculousness"

    • @guysayfan
      @guysayfan 4 роки тому +31

      Its Fergusontile not Ferguson.

    • @norat3691
      @norat3691 4 роки тому +53

      This kid just falls right the hell of the bed

    • @Draco_Dah.Goat223
      @Draco_Dah.Goat223 4 роки тому +5

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @theamazintaco06
      @theamazintaco06 4 роки тому +24

      Yo, this kid falls right the hell off his bunk bed

    • @ermguitar2052
      @ermguitar2052 4 роки тому +18

      Glad to see you watched the video too, dude.

  • @ericdavis9788
    @ericdavis9788 8 місяців тому +8

    We need someone like Chad in EVERY horror movie

  • @bellegriffiths5866
    @bellegriffiths5866 5 років тому +2228

    To be fair nobody actually knows which switch turns on the outside light

  • @apanuba
    @apanuba 5 років тому +3408

    Did they really bless us with another Chad sketch? And with John Mulaney too. Do we even deserve this?

  • @jman4156
    @jman4156 5 років тому +979

    This is definitely one of those skits that Pete And John came up with lol I loved it

    • @crossman3332
      @crossman3332 5 років тому +17

      There are actually like 7 other "chad" skits. I like this one the best so far though. They keep getting better

    • @jman4156
      @jman4156 5 років тому +4

      Garwood Cross yes ik there is, im just saying they mustve come up with the idea since theyre the only two in it.

  • @Tanooga13
    @Tanooga13 2 роки тому +18

    i love the Chad skits. he's just so passive, going 'ok' to everything that it all just goes over his head. if only we could all be this 'blah' about more things

  • @MovieSeriesClips
    @MovieSeriesClips 4 роки тому +2459

    *If Chad was in horror movie, it would be over in less than 5 minutes.*

  • @TYMOSO
    @TYMOSO 5 років тому +2825

    0:23 this would actually end so many horror movies within minutes.

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 років тому +21

      Or at the very least; the two horror movies that start with phone calls.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 5 років тому +4

      Except Saw

    • @Lmilda
      @Lmilda 5 років тому +2

      Okey

    • @mikereiss4216
      @mikereiss4216 5 років тому +1

      @@Flipindabird23 Scream and what other one?

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here 5 років тому

      Trey Atkins well i mean in saw they were kidnapped first im pretty sure, I didn’t really watch the real movie cuz im a punk soooooooo.........................

  • @samginoble2397
    @samginoble2397 5 років тому +896

    I aspire to be Chad-level calm.

    • @lucylink1656
      @lucylink1656 5 років тому +1

      Sam Ginoble 😂😂

    • @Chadmeekins
      @Chadmeekins 5 років тому +5

      Ok

    • @BM-jo2mn
      @BM-jo2mn 5 років тому +1

      @@lucylink1656 bbm.

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 5 років тому +3

      I think he smoked a lot of weed. 😊😁

  • @thatonegirlie-lz
    @thatonegirlie-lz 3 роки тому +27

    He is so chill even the serial killer gets triggered🥺🤣🤣

  • @Scp-ip7dc
    @Scp-ip7dc 5 років тому +822

    Parents: you can't go through life saying okay all the time!
    Chad: okay

  • @ussocomfreak
    @ussocomfreak 5 років тому +1365

    The disgruntled "We've met" gets me everytime 😂

  • @ezhope1
    @ezhope1 4 роки тому +773

    Chad: “Oh nice to meet you.”
    Ferguson: *”We’ve met!”*

    • @TheGenTatsu
      @TheGenTatsu 3 роки тому +7

      I have watched this a few times. That’s the line that always cracks me up.

    • @zamasu3563
      @zamasu3563 3 роки тому +2

      I was watching the video and as I read this comment that scene came up

    • @davidstoney82
      @davidstoney82 Рік тому

      This line always gets me the most 😂

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady 3 роки тому +37

    Chad is one of my favorite routines on SNL. Pete is brilliant. These crack me up so much I can’t drink while watching.

  • @ΣπύροςΓ-ν9τ
    @ΣπύροςΓ-ν9τ 4 роки тому +2644

    1)Never throw down pizza in front of viewers, it makes them 100% upset.
    2)Mulaney looks like a teenaged Severus Snape with that hair.
    3)The way he tells 'we've met' kills me every time, absolutely hilarious.

    • @miarichardson4733
      @miarichardson4733 3 роки тому +43

      I CANT HE THE SNAPE THING IS WAY TOO ACCURATE

    • @occasionallycorrect3150
      @occasionallycorrect3150 3 роки тому +4

      on #3 its the blinking for me

    • @JD.727
      @JD.727 3 роки тому +1

      I was hungrily ogling the pizza. What a fkn tragedy. This should come with a cw. Plus NY pizza is supposed to be lit, right? RIP

    • @gothxm
      @gothxm 3 роки тому +2

      You'll get over it

    • @canliu7191
      @canliu7191 Рік тому +1

      All so true!

  • @romeobelisario3190
    @romeobelisario3190 5 років тому +3413

    Chad is basically the live action version of the Shaggy Meme

  • @keithdenny115
    @keithdenny115 5 років тому +2992

    ariana grande: thank u, next
    chad: ok

    • @filmtoppings
      @filmtoppings 5 років тому +71

      "Oh, no thanks"

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 5 років тому

      The most dramatic break up since the immemorial

    • @jlubbz
      @jlubbz 5 років тому

      best comment.

  • @nardosashenafi971
    @nardosashenafi971 2 роки тому +24

    "I'm going to kill you chad"
    "Oh no thank you"
    I can't stop😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @noamvebman2766
    @noamvebman2766 5 років тому +725

    “Do you want to play a game?”
    “Oh no thanks.”

    • @Deeznardz
      @Deeznardz 5 років тому

      Oh...you’re doing the thing where you quote stuff from the video we just watched. Thx

    • @pikabamboo4175
      @pikabamboo4175 5 років тому +2

      @@Deeznardz why hate?

    • @Deeznardz
      @Deeznardz 5 років тому

      Pika Bamboo who says I hate him? Im pointing out the obvious just like he is. So why are you hating on me?

    • @pikabamboo4175
      @pikabamboo4175 5 років тому

      @@Deeznardz i dont have time to hate random ppl xD..he just wrote what he thought it was funny...

    • @Deeznardz
      @Deeznardz 5 років тому

      Pika Bamboo and so am I. So why r u hating on me?

  • @stealthboy316
    @stealthboy316 5 років тому +678

    Do u wanna play a game
    Chad: nah..only one controller
    Hangs up

  • @c-light7624
    @c-light7624 5 років тому +1039

    No work, no stress, and a free pizza. Chad = goals

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 5 років тому +15

      ok.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 5 років тому +7

      You forgot no pants. 😂

    • @JedWellsAZ
      @JedWellsAZ 5 років тому +1

      Was gonna like this comment but noticed it at 666 likes.... Dont fuck it up for me people of the internet.

    • @JedWellsAZ
      @JedWellsAZ 5 років тому +1

      God damn it!

    • @GIOtotheVANNI
      @GIOtotheVANNI 5 років тому +2

      @@JedWellsAZ Maintaining the number of likes in a comment is always a fruitless endeavor :(

  • @celiac.8509
    @celiac.8509 2 роки тому +6

    “Oh no thanks”
    Chad is very polite

  • @peekashoot5930
    @peekashoot5930 5 років тому +1193

    Taylor Swift: We are never, ever, ever, getting back together
    Chad: lit.

  • @anita_max_wynn
    @anita_max_wynn 4 роки тому +3646

    John Mulaney: “Your girlfriend’s head is out there.”
    Chad: “I don’t have a girlfriend. ”
    John Mulaney: “Then who is Ashley. ”
    Chad: “We just f!%#*ed. “

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 3 роки тому +35

      does that make her the sister, or the mom?

    • @abismyname5358
      @abismyname5358 3 роки тому +9

      @@albertgaspar627 maybe his girlfriend

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 3 роки тому +5

      @@abismyname5358 which could be either one, these days...."not that there is anything wrong with that"

    • @aloisore-kira2247
      @aloisore-kira2247 3 роки тому +9

      Honestly I never noticed that was John Mulaney In all the time I watched this

    • @daprettiestbri
      @daprettiestbri 3 роки тому +1

      Where do u find the movie

  • @stonecoldperla
    @stonecoldperla 5 років тому +2226

    Within the first 20 secs I knew it was John Mulaney he has a very distinguishable voice

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 5 років тому +16

      Same

    • @Hokuto_Tongi
      @Hokuto_Tongi 5 років тому +34

      He hosted the episode

    • @stonecoldperla
      @stonecoldperla 5 років тому +24

      @@Hokuto_Tongi I wouldn't know that cause I don't actually watch snl on tv just their skits on youtube

    • @Hokuto_Tongi
      @Hokuto_Tongi 5 років тому +3

      Nor do I. I know him from Big Mouth 👀

    • @stonecoldperla
      @stonecoldperla 5 років тому +2

      Ahh yes another fellow big mouth fan 👏🏻

  • @HerhighnessArsh
    @HerhighnessArsh 2 роки тому +19

    How can people not love Pete? Like how? I love this man.

  • @mekaelaclara4530
    @mekaelaclara4530 5 років тому +376

    I was already dying at “who dis?”

  • @broadwaylover5384
    @broadwaylover5384 5 років тому +1565

    "You slept with my girlfriend!"
    "Oh, I'm sorry."
    "My sister!"
    "Ah word?"
    "My MOTHER!"
    "She good?"

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 років тому +12

      BroadwayLover he doesn’t even remember sleeping with his sitter and mother

    • @gone5815
      @gone5815 5 років тому +4

      *she here?

    • @kidI2oI3oT
      @kidI2oI3oT 5 років тому +2

      Glad you wrote this out, I couldn’t hear him say it

    • @pacewhit
      @pacewhit 5 років тому

      Lmaooooo

    • @mariothemenace5303
      @mariothemenace5303 5 років тому

      Boring lines

  • @hwimilk
    @hwimilk 3 роки тому +1470

    i love how the murderer's kinda taking care of chad like "put some shorts on" and "get a plate so the pizza doesn't spill all over your mother's carpet" even though he's about to kill him :>

    • @amitbasu7516
      @amitbasu7516 3 роки тому +31

      Probably planning a revenge seduction of Chad's mom.

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 2 роки тому +3

      If you're going to quote a video skim milk you need to quote the video correctly... here's your helmet for fecks sake

    • @hwimilk
      @hwimilk 2 роки тому +8

      @@datgrrl_official you gave me a nickname this makes me really happy :D
      also, i was paraphrasing

    • @thebatman7730
      @thebatman7730 2 роки тому +6

      @@datgrrl_official not that big a deal.

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Рік тому +2

      Probably annoying to kill someone that’s naked and eating pizza messily… maybe he wanted to feel like he was hurting him when life was good? Im gonna start psychoanalyzing this shit

  • @Empr.Palpatine
    @Empr.Palpatine 2 роки тому +3

    "You called me every name in the book. Execpt my own".
    2:35 "FERGUSON TODD....".
    I died 😂😂😂

  • @Wis_Dom
    @Wis_Dom 5 років тому +1229

    *Plot Twist:* _Chad is really a skillful military-trained assassin who carefully planned all of this_

    • @Ep-up6ss
      @Ep-up6ss 5 років тому +5

      I feel like if peter ever quits the show that should definitely be the end of all this that chad is actually really smart he just acts it

  • @510tuber
    @510tuber 5 років тому +1527

    The only acceptable way to remake Scary Movie is to have Pete Davidson in it.

  • @arcanesereinrides
    @arcanesereinrides 5 років тому +426

    "Tell me Chad, what's your biggest fear?"
    "D*ck falls off."
    😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

  • @ZuhaLoveMusic
    @ZuhaLoveMusic 2 роки тому +7

    "Weird since u didn't even ORDER pizza" is so silly and still funny

  • @ZeldaNerd137
    @ZeldaNerd137 5 років тому +395

    Man, John Mulaney is easily one of my favorite snl hosts, the skits are always so good

  • @imyouyoureme1533
    @imyouyoureme1533 5 років тому +1931

    "Hey Pete, we wanna hire you for this role. Don't stress - you don't have to act. You'll mostly just have to say 'okay'"
    ..
    "Okay"

    • @geeohdeer2613
      @geeohdeer2613 5 років тому +7

      Cool

    • @rememberyj
      @rememberyj 5 років тому +16

      good acting is when you think they arent acting lol

    • @josephmack1835
      @josephmack1835 5 років тому +7

      I just realized...this guy is really just this generations 1988 Keanu Reeves.

    • @scottl875
      @scottl875 5 років тому +1

      Oh word?

    • @yaminahharoon37
      @yaminahharoon37 5 років тому

      lol

  • @stan_nonna
    @stan_nonna 5 років тому +1001

    Chad is probably my favorite recurring character on SNL

    • @lL338
      @lL338 5 років тому +11

      He's just not a bad guy.

    • @lL338
      @lL338 5 років тому +15

      He's too pure to hate.

    • @getskared
      @getskared 5 років тому +1

      You mean you don't like Penelope? She's pretty legit

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 5 років тому

      No

    • @electranikolo8638
      @electranikolo8638 5 років тому

      Justine Anderson I was about to say that

  • @clarejennings5049
    @clarejennings5049 9 місяців тому +2

    Not only did he get pizza on the white rug, but blood as well. Good luck dry cleaners! 🤣

  • @Ireland3
    @Ireland3 3 роки тому +1651

    “Tell me Chad do you wanna play...a gameeee?”
    Chad: “oh no thanks” hangs up phone
    😂😂😂

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 5 років тому +821

    2:39 the delivery on “we’ve met!” 😂

    • @kellbell79
      @kellbell79 5 років тому +10

      luckyDancer100 I said “nice to meet you” to a girl at a friends party once and got the same exact response. Oopsy. LOL

    • @ironsnowflake1076
      @ironsnowflake1076 5 років тому +3

      @@kellbell79 I did that too my husband's boss at a company dinner.... *did not* go over well (he's a bit of a narcissist) :) at least he didn't get fired!

    • @dededeedles
      @dededeedles 5 років тому +1

      He sounded like he was trying not to cry! 😂

    • @kellbell79
      @kellbell79 5 років тому +1

      Iron Snowflake LOL yeah, good thing. See if it were me I’d rather not be recognized. People probably remember me for the wrong reasons. LOL

  • @maddygallagher3783
    @maddygallagher3783 5 років тому +538

    If you ever get a creepy call, channel your inner Chad

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 Рік тому +1

    Ferguson's arch haircut makes this whole skit. Mulaney is a fkn GEM