Blue nooky pills and interference suppressors.
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- Опубліковано 9 жов 2017
- Poundland Nooky pills and a washing machine cable and interference suppression module. That sounds like a good night to me.
Note that at the point of editing this I'm possibly feeling the slightly elevating effects of those pills. That and a bit of indigestion. Sadly there's no sign of a full-on bear chubby yet though.
The interference suppressor taken apart for our edutainment was not actually from my washing machine. It's a second hand part bought on eBay.
I've just checked the capacitor values with a meter and they are all in tolerance, so it would have been fully usable if I hadn't thoroughly dismantled it.
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Poundland meets Poundtown: you saw it here first.
Crimson Halo yes finally someone says it
Or is that poundDown.
Came looking for this one.
Puts the big in big Clive.
David Marsden and bet it gives you a might fine beard too
The thought makes me shivery
Now THAT Anaconda is going to give his girl weak knees.
+MortifiedDumplin girl..?
As I'm watching the video I'm now waiting on the bench to start rising.
He should have slowly lowered the camera... ;)
New intro idea: Take a different random gas station drug before each new teardown
mrb692 has distinct similarities to tasting Meths ... He's a closet masochist
They sell little energy pills here at the dollar tree (US Equivalent to the pound world) but they would kill you.
I'd DEFINITELY watch a series of videos where Clive gets twacked out on mystery trucker pills.
TheB3e3 do you know I think that maybe he already does... Just look at some of the shit he buys to test here. What's he on when he's buying this stuff on eBay? I'm mean glitter pills so you can shit rainbows he's either non normal or out of his skull... Or even both.
Bloody entertaining though !!!
At the beginning of the next video its gas station laxative pills along with a shitter-glitter capsule. The result should be disgusting but spectacular.
**Clive proceeds to laugh as he realises he's big enough even without pills**
So that's where the 'big' in BigClive comes from...
@@blingking501 yeah, I thought it was awesome too... Till I stepped on the head of my cock...
Big "C***" Live?
But is he hard enough
Clive has some massive dong energy
"On an empty stomach take 2 pills 40 minutes before desired effect."
So much for asking her out to dinner first. They really didn't consider the practicality of this limitation.
Nothing disappointing with fish 'n' chips.
Your hand
station240 It merely limits dinnertime to approx. 40 minutes. At least the part where the user eats instead of courting the desired person. Of cause the location needs to be suitable for the exercise, so probably not 1st date.
Simple, take them as waiter brings your food and drive home with a stiff leg
@@sambrook8084 sounds like youve had experience😂
Poundland.
Viagra.
This just doesn't fit together and seems more like a health risk than a sexual benefit..
You can also get Poundland condoms and for the people that used them they also sell pregnancy tests.
LOLDONGS lol I ain’t buying condoms at a poundland
Why not? Then you can visit pound town after XD
Actually medicine is tightly regulated. So it’s probably the same as viagra
@@petrosrz8990 This is more like an energy drink without the water.
This guy is so hilariously, and quietly, funny......always cheers me up. Does he even realise how funny he is? And I just love his beautiful soft voice.
Always enjoy the "wish I hadn't done that" moments. Big Clive does things so you don't have to. Thanks mate, cheers!
I watched this Clive with amusement because the only thing that became “hard” after taking those pills was your ability to talk properly without choking ... great fun watching as always
Fanny Flambeax better watch out...
No bang for your buck?
No bang OR buck. He's probably just pounding it.
Groan... :)
well it took a pound
That could go in so many different directions...
No he uses fifteen of those pills a day
"I wish I hadn't done that now" should be Clive's tag line :)
The Nooky pill ingredients read a lot like "metabolism boosting" "fat burner" exercise pills.
They are exactly the same thing, the differences between the two types are just differences in brand recipes/production.
None of these pills do what they claim to do, they just slightly stimulate dopamine (reward) receptors with the caffeine (in laymans terms, the actual pharmacological processes of caffeine are beyond the scope of this reply), which can make whatever you do after you take them feel more rewarding (even if you actually perform worse, as moderate to high doses of dopamine [for men] can cause temporary impotence), which makes it more likely you will buy the pills again.
If you notice, they also rely heavily on marketing and branding. Since all the pills are more or less the same, the marketing and brand is what really carries the value of the product, as the pills themselves can be produced for pennies.
Mix that with the desperate state that a fat or impotent person might be in to fix their "problem", and it just becomes a money for pleasure trap similar to drugs, gambling, etc.
add a few vitamins then you can sell them with a dozen titles
yeah, kinda like an energy drink in pill form. Remember, Clive takes does things so we don't have too...thankfully.
I agree with you! it also looks alot like those pills (the inside)
In that they're bollocks, sure, why not? I'm fairly sure they don't make cancer any actual _worse_, so why not an "alternative" cure for that too? Fight the big pharmaceutical companies by buying off-brand caffeine. Why
Clive tries these things so you don't have to. Now I know that: meths tastes disgusting, tasers hurt, and caffeine tastes bitter. Thanks Clive!
Bigclive, t-shirts with "I wish I hadn't done that now" printed on the back would be awesome!
The only channel on UA-cam where you can watch a man take Viagra and then proceed to teach you about electronics!
Thanks for the edutainment!
*fake viagra
😂
"that's a downer..
THIS is an upper!"
Lmao
Always one of the most eclectic channels on YT.
2:32 woke up the whole house laughing
Log Sucker well hey, I'm both :P
LMAOOOOOOO ME TOO
Isn't the whole pill a "bulking agent"?
Hahahaha
Coffein needs time to get into your system. Wait 30 minutes and then start soldering smd.
Without the SM rework machine.....lol
what has mankind done to deserve a man as big and clivey and perfect as this?
Poundland... Viagra... I have seen it al- OH OKAY THERE GOES ONE!
Next up...... poppers and timing switch...
Yeah, I'm one of those weirdos who has pure caffeine. They're in pill form, though; 100mg each. Cheaper than coffee, and I can use them to make energy hot cocoa!
just don't eat caffeine and keep your stomach lining intact? ruptured stomachs from caffeine are pretty rough.
@@carbon1255 yes. Don't get those. They fucking suck
The L - Arginine Monohydrocloride is the "active ingredient" if I am not mistaken. If it is what I think it is then it widens the arteries and therefore increases blood flow especially to the desired region.
You guys have much more sophisticated washing machines than we have here. Mine has a motor, an electrically actuated water valve, a small pump to help drain it, and a handful of relays, and a timer motor controlling it all.
bigc had a very hard time afterwards :)
Big Clive is the only UA-camr who covers viagra and interference suppressors in one video
Usually I'm the one with the erection when watching these videos.
"Will never have a kid"? I think you'd make a great dad Clive, then there's uncle Ralf...... 😉
Daddy Clive can teach him how to change fuses and take proper care of leatherwear, Uncle Ralfy can teach the bairn to drink. Match made in Heaven. Or some similar nightclub.
I like the trailer trash aspect of this channel.
Colin Overton this is pretty much how most Celtic people's act.
Blue collar trash to the bone. That's how I like it.
Clive's actually pretty classy for a Scottish person.
in South Africa they sell a product as called a "BANG BANG BAG" at every gas station
In the U.S. at least, A lot of herbal "male-enhancement" capsules actually do contain PDE5 inhibitors(viagra, Cialis) even though they aren't listed on the ingredients. You can tell pretty easily because you get a stuffy nose as a side effect, along with more, noticeable effects... It's strange that you can buy capsules that contain unlisted pharmaceutical drugs that are illegal to posses without a prescription from major chain gas stations, but it's just one of those things society turns a blind eye to, at least until the media decides to launch a campaign saying that teenagers are getting addicted to truck stop boner pills.
That's a really firm dismantling 😊
I love how you sound calm even if you're upset or surprised.
If I were you, I would have said that "oh, that's fuckin' horrible!" Screaming or something, lol
"That's a downer, this is an upper" Brilliant!
Arginine also has use in bulking muscles, at least visually.
As I am watching this I am waiting for a sudden thud to come from the underside of the desk lol
My fridge compressor turning OFF blanks my monitor and projector for few seconds, I guess they went full cheapness on this suppression bit.
You might check to see if your data/HDMI cables run parallel to mains power cables for any significant length. This can cause the issue you're describing with video signals being interrupted.
I have a mini fridge in my room and when it kicks off my computer's audio makes a loud popping noise. This makes me wonder what other effects this may be having on my system.
Stevy My computers audio does the same any time the air conditioning kicks on, I believe it's just a minor power surge that could be resolved by getting a surge protector and running my computer through it, doesn't really fix the problem with the houses wiring or anything like that but it's definitely a lot cheaper
I used to listen to foriegn radio stations in the kitchen & when I turned on the hot water tap it would cause interference. It took me a while to realise it was the boiler coming on that did it.
Photon Same here, didn't matter how I ran the cables! Filter from an old induction cooker (at the fridge) fixed it :)
40 minutes before desired chubby. Thank you. My night has been made.
You get a stiff neck if you take powder without capsule?
T. A. Stingbatt This implies that the capsule otherwise would reach a place (for its intended use) where it definitely shouldn’t go and I definitely don’t like that thought...
@@hobbypyromane2.05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No guys dw it just disolves into the bloodstream via your stumoach and guts
Im going to go out on a limb and say any number of us are like 'He dont need no pills if i were around"
HAHAHAHAH!!!!! I only got past the intro during my break at work and I am laughing uncontrollably!! HAHAHHAA!!!!
This is going to be a good one.
A very amusing bigclive video it is! And I learned something too...
Keep up the great videos with the great sense of humour 👌🏼
3:11 - It also seems to raise the voice by an octave!
(That "Euuuur" needs to be looped and played many times as the Big Clive signature tune)
Shame I was gonna bet you'd be dry humping the bench before you finished the year down lol love it Clive
Haha that Nooky segment made my day! Followed by a teaser tech teardown, phew gets me hot under the collar seeing that choke 😉
Not sure if it helps people to know, but when measuring tiny quantities, you are better off making a solution of known concentration, then using that for your measurements.
Even with ug scales, measuring tiny amounts is difficult, since the amount is so small, it is easy to accidentally double your dose.
The solution is to measure in teaspoon, or, as i prefer, shot sized aliquots. (I may be wrong about using aliquot for this, I learned it using tiny samples of toxin in a lab I worked in.)
To make an aliquot of anhydrous caffeine, take 3g (about 2 teaspoons, but you should measure this on a scale that measures in milligrams) and add it to 500ml water.
You now have a solution of 6mg/ml of caffeine solution. I still like to work with large volumes for precision, so I then add 15ml (half a shot) of this solution to 2l of home made soda for a final concentration of 45ug per ml or 45mg/litre.
Since coke is about 95.8mg/l, I am using just under half the caffeine of coke, with no need to measure tiny quantities.
Awesome, love your sense of humour
Hi thanks for very good videos,
My mum has a 12year old Bosch dishwasher, that tripped her main RCD of the house after about 40-60mins when she was getting her large cooker fixed, see asked the man to look at the dishwasher, he did not find anything wrong with it, she did not like to ask me as I was working,
I am a prototype wireman, and a c&g pat tester, and radio ham, so I do do a lot like your self , but no videos,
Anyway when she told me , I did have a look at it for her,
I did a insulation test at 500v then at a 1000v and all was OK, as I have a seawood pat tester, I then tested earth leakage and that was OK, so I left the dishwasher running off my pat tester, and after about 30mins the earth leakage started to clime and clime until the RCD switched, at about 40mins,
Anyway the problem was the mains filter in the dishwasher, so all working now,
I do not think any so called repair men would have tested it for that long, would they have tested the earth leakage?
Thanks Dave
Good luck with vids keep them coming
Hopefully there's a dedicated test for these modules that reveal the fault in seconds. Repairmen would then need to know "If customer complains of RCD tripping, test this and replace module".
clive you are awesome :) i wish i had all the knowledge you had.
Love hearing the word 'chubby' I know it's only used in Scotland!
I'm not so sure. In Bill and Ted's adventures their evil robotic egos got full-on robot chubbies.
Is that a full-wave rectifier in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
There are multiple xanthine like compounds. The effect is a bit like ephedrine. They really mean it where it reads "not to be used by... high blood pressure, heart disease, or sleep problems". You can end up in an agitated, jittery state especially if your blood sugar drops, so I wouldn't recommend following their instruction to take these on an empty stomach until you've tried them with a little in your stomach on a test run.
I would think that the leading reactive power from all these little suppression capacitors would be more than overwhelmed by the huge lagging reactive power of even a single modestly-sized induction motor or fluorescent lighting fixture. If anything I would be glad to have a few extra capacitive VARs hanging about when possible.
I Dont have any kids nor am i going to have any "He says" whilst popping 2 Viagra pills!!!
The fact i linked here from the rocky horror show 'don't dream it' says NOTHING about my youtube viewing habits
When you get a slightly shock on your washingmaschine , then Check your Earthconnection. These class Y Capacitors will give Voltage on the Maschinehousing.
We had that Problem at a Friend of me.
The Earthconnection in the plug Socket was off. When she had one Hand on the Watertap and the other on the Washer she got a shock whyle cleaning the Kitchen.
Greetings from Germany , i love your Videos. Thanks a lot for these Lessons!
It definitely makes you realise your machine is not grounded properly.
Hilarious Clive, just make sure you short yourself out before anyone touches you!
Took the blue pill apart Big Clive style! And ate it like a real man!
danspappa surprised that the blue pills are actually made in the UK and not China!
I thought you were on the whiskey at the beginning until I saw your cup of tea.
This just seems like the perfect example video for your channel, slightly raunchy tat from poundland and inquisitive deep looks at some electronics
Clive you are my favorite, an absolute goddamn peach!
Dude you got a great ASMR voice !!!
Its funny that when your pills started kicking in i could hear you speaking faster and see you writing faster.
I love how the description could be swapped with an energy drink and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
Saw some good lights in QDs today, made me think of you, Christmas ones, might be worth taking a visit!
QD? I'm on an island here, so have less access to interesting lights. I usually go on an Xmas shopping trip to Glasgow to find interesting stuff.
bigclivedotcom not sure what shops you have there but I was of the impression they're a fairly well established outlet, perhaps someone can send you some?
mmm big clive lol you never know what your going to be talking about love you :-)
Worked in the beverage manufacturing business for almost ten years. Can confirm anhydrous caffeine toxicity. Weighed in grams and never without wearing mask while vent fan was on.
Big Clive did it all for the Nooky. Come on. The Nooky. come on. So you could take that cookie.
Sorry I couldn't resist
Such an education, always.
Take 40 minutes before your “desired chubby” 😂😂 brilliant!
Everybody's entitled to their own taste in women. 😁
My mind has gone to a dark place thinking of full on bear chubby
I'm sure there's a few dark places the full-on bear chubby's been to.
Many moons ago my younger brother was placed on quinine tablets to treat his leg cramps. When a bad one struck, I told him that he could get fast relief by chewing one of his sweet (sugar coated) tablets.
Blue pills got Clive n a revealing destructive mood 😂 as usual
So, my brother bought a kilo of pure anhydrous caffeine from a food chemical supplier, to boost colas and caffeinate sports drinks. We still have more than half of it ten years later. It's a great cheap substitute to expensive energy drinks, as long as you don't mind the bitter taste. It's best to stick to 1/8 tsp per drink and no more than one drink per day. Just 1/8 of a teaspoon is more than triple the amount of caffeine you find in a typical energy drink.
Watching very carefully to the end of the video, to see if the workbench starts to rise and wobble around.....
That moulded jacket around the cable supposedly has a one-way effect. Cable can be pushed into machine infinitely, but resists pulling, thus providing strain relief.
God damnit I love this channel
I work in an electronics store, and when I'm selling mains voltage stuff to people who really ought not be touching mains voltage, I always tell them "brown is live because you'll shit yourself if you touch it". I then go on to add that doesn't mean neutral is always safe, and it's just a mnemonic device.
So i subbed a couple of days ago cus i liked the electronics and engineering break down.
What am i watching? Lol
So come on Clive spill the beans..... did those tablets make you spill your beans 😂
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So BigClive has now been awake for 48 hours and completely rewired his house from scratch............. twice.
absolutely fantastic
"That's a downer... this is an upper!" Bravo!
British enough to wash down viagra with a cup of tea.
So, Clive may not be spicing up the bedroom, but he's spiced up his video!
I'd love to hear more of your thoughts on "smart" meters. I'm sceptical about them and the real reasons why they are being pushed so hard, and there have been various problems reported with them massively over-reading, but there's also a lot of far-fetched conspiracy theories out there. It would be great if you could do a video about them covering what's actually different about them compared to regular meters, why they've been over-reading, whether they can be trusted going forward, etc. Thanks!
Ignore the conspiracy theories. The meters are saving the power companies the cost of employing meter readers and giving them the very annoying option of switching the meters remotely to bill for apparent power, which will suddenly double the cost of running many electronic items.
@3:02 I played this part over & over...kept giggling the whole time :)
Small correction:
Just to note:
Real/Active Power = P in Watts
Reactive Power = Q in VAr
Apparent Power = S in VA
S = P + jQ
Guaraná is pronounced with the "Gua" from "iguana", then "rah-nuh". Gua-rah-nuh.
It's a very common wild fruit here in Brazil, well known as a natural "energy booster", but it's more commonly known as a soda flavor (very good by the way, if you ever have the chance to try Guaraná soda, do It!).
I suppose it would be a good idea to wire up the Mother-in-law to the Interference Suppressor, before taking the pills!
My mother had a washing machine once that generated so much interference our neighbours rang the electric company, who rang us. The next morning it tripped the circuit-breaker and had to be replaced.
Poundland viagra!? POUNDLAND VIAGRA!!? *POUNDLAND BLOODY VIAGRA!!!!?*
I'm going home to mother.
What you need.... is some Poundland Viagra.
bigclivedotcom So were you up all night, Clive?
bigclivedotcom tugging the todger
bigclivedotcom bashing the bishop
bigclivedotcom choking the chicken
I guess if Clive needs assistance in that department, don't be surprised if he gets a flood of e-stim devices to take to bits and test out once he's improved them.
I found it most amusing that you were looking at interference suppression, which kinda shows the point of the 'Viagra' by interfering with your suppression!
An early morning treat..
Caffeine Citrate's useful in managing paediatric respiratory distress syndrome (also known as SIDS - Sudden Infant Death Syndrome). It helps to increase respiratory drive (rate). Hate to disappoint you, Clive, but that concoction's no substitute for Sildenafil (Viagra, etc), which is now off-patent (so a lot cheaper than the "Little Blue Pills from Pfizer"). Where I work, we get through a LOT of Sildenafil - most of our elderly, respiratory cripples are on 10mg three times a day (Pulmonary Hypertension).
Phil S thats very interesting!
That's just an excuse for getting it on with each other every time you turn your back.
It will also help those elderly from pissing on their slippers.
maybe but the ceiling is harder to clean
Lionel - that's certainly wishful thinking! Since our "Customers" are pretty well "in the Grim Reaper Waiting Room" - with exercise tolerances of 5 metres on the flat, NYHA Grade 4 heart failure, and Pulm. HTN / oedema, the "other benefit" of Sildenafil's is more like wishful thinking! Also, since they're on a fairly constant dosage, "that" effect is actually pretty uncommon. We do see the rarer side-effects though, such as blue vision changes (about 10% of users), and we've had a single case of irreversible blindness (in a 98 year old lady, mind you!)