Randy Marsh Funniest Moments 6 - SOUTH PARK [REACTION!]

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  • @colt45604
    @colt45604 Рік тому +44

    the thing with Randy playing the guitar, and the kids saying it was gay, according to the commentary for this episode, it actually happened to one of the guys who works on south park, apparently he saw his kids playing guitar hero, and he decided to do some pretty sick riffs on his guitar, and his kids pretty much said it was gay

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 Рік тому +1

      How Dare You Say That Dont Be So Transphobic.

    • @vargskelethor
      @vargskelethor Рік тому +14

      @@cadejust6777 ???

    • @Tables-zm7db
      @Tables-zm7db 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@cadejust6777never comment again

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 4 місяці тому +1

      @Tables-zm7db
      Are You Capable Of Murdering Someone Tonight 🤔

  • @DoctorT144
    @DoctorT144 Рік тому +5

    It's always heartwarming to stumble upon a video where you're super excited about 1000 subscribers, only to scroll down and see almost 16k now! :D

  • @TheArcSet
    @TheArcSet 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks for this.
    10:59 South Park actually showed Mohammed as a member of the Super Friends in an earlier season, but, until this episode, no one cared about that.

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 2 роки тому

      He was also in the ending song for the "I'm a little bit country" episode, the "Smug Alert" and "The List" episodes, as well as the opening crowd scene for all of Season 6 with no issues. South Park Studios removed "Super Best Friends" as a result of it showing him. Crazy.. 😜

    • @redcurrantart
      @redcurrantart 2 роки тому

      Yeah but the original episode with Muhammad was prior to that newspaper being blown up in France. Episode 200 and 201 came right on the heels of it. Even at that Trey and Matt still wanted to air the episodes uncensored, but Comedy Central wasn’t willing to risk it. The episodes ended a being their protest against the network and also served to let them bash on family Guy which was pretty much hated by all the adult cartoon creators.

  • @deminybs
    @deminybs Рік тому +2

    Cinnamon & brown sugar is hands down the best pop tarts
    then chocolate fudge, then a toss up between strawberry & blueberry 😂😂

  • @tishamac529
    @tishamac529 2 роки тому +1

    Thought my teeth were pretty straight! Yours are on another level. Awesome smile.

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha! Aww, thanks Tisha.
      (I wore braces…forever)

  • @ext93
    @ext93 2 роки тому +2

    Cinnamon brown sugar is the only acceptable pop tart. Everything else is for the birds

  • @thecardcollectorscorner7026
    @thecardcollectorscorner7026 2 роки тому +3

    Hey man congratulations on hitting 1,000 subs! Here's to the next thousand! 🥂

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому

      Man, I appreciate that more than you know!
      Thank you 🤜 🤛

  • @lkb3rd
    @lkb3rd 2 роки тому +6

    Eostre turmed a bird into an egg laying bunny to prove she was a goddess. That's what the eggs and bunny are about(not South Park spoiler, real life pagan lore)
    Anyway, congrats on 1k. "Hare Club for Men" is the easter episode it's a classic.

    • @music79075
      @music79075 2 роки тому +1

      Rabbits were actually a Christian symbol for their community as no matter how much they were hunted there were always more.
      Eggs were used as a teaching tool for understanding the nature of the Triune God

  • @jenniferprince2674
    @jenniferprince2674 Рік тому +1

    I don’t know how long you have been doing these, and I’m probably pretty late to the party seeing as I only came across your channel 2 weeks ago. But I absolutely love your channel/videos. Keep ‘em’ coming! And with the new SP season starting I can’t wait for the reactions. 😂

  • @Indarow
    @Indarow 2 роки тому +2

    My sister’s ex husband would weigh himself, take a crap and then weigh himself again. Afterward he would blurt out how much his crap weighed from across the house.

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому +1

    Easy-peasy when you don't need a stick.

  • @oliouloin6152
    @oliouloin6152 2 роки тому +10

    Great reaction as always. Most of the episodes from these clips are, in my opinion, some of the most solid from South Park and definitely worth a watch. Would love to see you react to them in full somehow but I know it's not that simple. And congrats on the subs. Looking forward to seeing it continue to grow

    • @sahirdamani1264
      @sahirdamani1264 2 роки тому +1

      Solid like Randy’s record stool

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 Рік тому

      @@sahirdamani1264
      How Dare You Say That Dont Be So Transphobic.

  • @frankrappa4765
    @frankrappa4765 2 роки тому +6

    Stan makes a good point. I came out as an Atheist to my Catholic family because I just never understood the religion. Plus I was a little creeped out seeing a naked dude on a cross.

  • @FreeDonaldTrump1
    @FreeDonaldTrump1 Рік тому +1

    blueberry unfrosted pop tarts. It was the kind my mom bought when we took a trip to cedar point in the big yellow 1972 dodge station wagon. a huge boat of a car! a couple of us would get in the back section unbelted of course. no belts back there. I never would have imagined how precious that memory would be to me years later. such a great time in my life in the 70s. We were actually at cedar point on the day that Elvis Presley died in 1977. It was so strange, someone got on the PA system and actually announced it! I always loved going to Cedar Point in Sandusky. the smells, the sights all of it. the rides of course.

  • @maciek8159
    @maciek8159 2 роки тому +17

    Dash Reacts I know this is going to sound strange but I’ve noticed you are so positive and seem legitimately happy and I wanted to ask how you remain that way all the time? Anyways I love your reactions and your insight

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому +22

      This is a really good question, it doesn't sound strange at all. I'd be lying if I said I was happy and positive all the time. I have my sad moments, down moments, just like like anyone, I think. But I think those moments make the stuff I enjoy that much happier.
      I enjoy making videos, I enjoy watching South Park, too. So, when I get to make these videos I enjoy it as much as I possibly can.
      I appreciate you watching. Thanks for your question!

    • @maciek8159
      @maciek8159 2 роки тому +2

      @@dash.reacts That is a good way to look at it. I had another question how long did it take you to learn Japanese? I heard that’s one of the hardest languages to learn.

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay Рік тому

      @@maciek8159 Every language is hard to learn if you don't care, and it's easy if you enjoy learning.
      If you study Japanese casually (but diligently) you can expect 5 years to reach fluency. If you are able to go full no-life you can do it in a year. Check out the channel MattvsJapan if you want to see someone who knows what they are talking about break down the most efficient study methods. If you aren't interested in learning Japanese specifically you should still check out Matt's channel because he gives a lot of great insight into language learning in general. You don't need to travel to Japan either.
      All you really need is an Anki deck and anime though. Ignore people who tell you learning from anime is bad. They speak weird, but it's Japanese and you will hopefully be learning enough to identify what phrases are not for every day life.

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 Рік тому

      @@SpencerLemay
      How Dare You Say That Dont Be So Transphobic.

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 Рік тому +1

    Coloring Easter eggs goes back to the Pagan Holiday of Eostre (Easter took its name from the pagan goddess Eostre - the goddess of spring and fertility) and is celebrated at the spring equinox. The christians appropriated the holiday to easily convert the pagans. Coloring the eggs, Maypole dancing and the Rabbit were all symbols and activities during the holiday.
    Traditionally, eggs were hard boiled then marked with symbols of strength, fortune, fertility etc. using wax and then hidden. Once an egg was found, they would dye it to see the symbol. They would then eat the egg because marking an egg with a rune or symbol gave its power to the egg and eating it was believed that the consumer would then take that power into themselves to enhance their lives. Much like eating a communion wafer.
    My poptart of choice: Chocolate

  • @Edward_Nebiolo
    @Edward_Nebiolo 2 роки тому +1

    20:25 that’s me at every sports game I’m watching
    And it’s Brown Sugar Cinnamon

  • @kylewilliams1439
    @kylewilliams1439 Рік тому

    It was 1998 and in the little town of Auburn Indiana sat a ponderosa steakhouse off of interstate i-69. I was a 15 year old dishwasher just learning the ways. My boss which was a very nice and also comedic man came to the back and said Kyle you’re coming with me. I dropped what I was doing and followed him to the cardboard box pile as he began to rummage through them. He finally found one that he picked up and then told me to grab a deep fryer ladle and the restroom closed sign we would place in front of the door while we did routine restroom cleanings. This was beginning to make me wonder what he had planned, the look on his face was honestly of shock and I could tell he was somewhat panicking with how urgent he was making this out to be. He then said follow me, as we preceded to walk out into the dining area and then toward the restrooms I started to feel like this was extremely odd. He told me to stand the sign up in front of the men’s restroom door and after I did I then followed him through the door. Once inside he turned to me and said I’m sorry that you have to see this but I had to have a witness because no one will believe me when I tell them this story. I was confused and said what story almost laughing. He then pointed to the middle toilet stall and said go look. Still confused I opened the stall door and looked inside. While not seeing anything initially I then looked into the toilet. What I saw was terrifying! It was the biggest turd known to man! It sat upright barely leaning on the side of the toilet wall almost totally sticking out of the water. This thing was the size and shape of a nerf football! It had to weigh 10 pounds (roughly 9.6 Courics) at least! I honestly thought it was not real until he then scooped it up with the ladle and placed it in the box and then I could smell it. He then closed the lid on the box and we exited the restroom walked through the dining area and then out the back door to the dumpster. That’s the last I saw of it(and the ladle). I still don’t know how someone could birth that without bleeding or need medical attention!

  • @HasselHoffman-im5he
    @HasselHoffman-im5he 2 роки тому +13

    Bono isn’t the record holder. He’s the record

  • @amandategner1314
    @amandategner1314 Рік тому +1

    I didn’t know you color eggs on ester. We use chocolate and hide them for kids

  • @jasonsmith3457
    @jasonsmith3457 Рік тому

    Green apple pop tart for me is like the holy grail of pop tarts

  • @kevinathans4191
    @kevinathans4191 2 роки тому +1

    Another great reaction! I love that you are reacting to clips I haven't seen before.

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому

      Thanks for watching, Kevin 🙏
      I didn’t realize how funny South Park STILL is.

    • @renx81
      @renx81 2 роки тому

      @@dash.reacts South Park is great to this day. But these compilations really don't do it justice. They just chop everything into tiny soundbites, murdering all the context.

  • @jimooijevaar6894
    @jimooijevaar6894 2 роки тому +2

    11:34 Funfact: ManBearPig is originally from the 1979 movie Prophecy not to confuse with the 1995 movie The Prophecy with Chrisopher Walken

    • @FreeDonaldTrump1
      @FreeDonaldTrump1 Рік тому +1

      i remember going to see that movie in the theater. twice! back in the good old days when you could go see a movie at meridian mall and the concessions were actually cheaper than the price of a movie ticket. the price of just a popcorn and soda now is insane! I mean really insane! most of the time i don't even buy concessions anymore on the rare occasion i go to a theater now. its sad. there were some advantages to growing up in the 70s and 80s. its just sad and depressing to be in 2022 now. 2022 sucks. the world is a big turd now. not even close to when i was young.

  • @DanielRichards644
    @DanielRichards644 Рік тому

    your household was weird then Brown Sugar Cinnamon is the only true Pop Tart.

  • @justin3594
    @justin3594 Рік тому

    Wow man. You’re blowing up. 25k subs

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Like the stool; lol!

  • @janihaavisto79
    @janihaavisto79 Рік тому +1

    One reactor told me that they haven't seen many of these episode's. In Finland they air these quite regularly.

  • @TimoneWeiner
    @TimoneWeiner 2 роки тому +1

    you'd just go over to a friends house who's parents were never home and play on their consoles

  • @Far2hip
    @Far2hip 7 місяців тому

    Favorite Pop Tart is plain strawberry with Nutella smeared on top. YUM!! 👍🏻😋👍🏻

  • @amosamwig8394
    @amosamwig8394 Рік тому

    28:23 cartman still being polite

  • @davidforrester3147
    @davidforrester3147 2 роки тому

    "More Crap" is the ninth episode of the eleventh season

  • @andrewmoss3681
    @andrewmoss3681 2 роки тому +3

    Great reaction Dash.
    In regards to Bono.... he is the former world record. NOT the former record holder

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha!!!!! Seriously?!? That’s HILARIOUS

    • @andrewmoss3681
      @andrewmoss3681 2 роки тому

      @@dash.reacts the episode is HILARIOUS & there is a load of stuff also included. But as you said, when Matt & Trey decide to rip into a celeb, they do not hold back in the slightest

  • @BondFreek
    @BondFreek Рік тому

    Man have times change. When I was a kid my mom had a yell at me to get back into the house. I'd spend too much time riding my bike or playing in the snow. Now you have to force kids to get out of the house.

  • @QuertyQw33n
    @QuertyQw33n Рік тому

    I kinda have to agree with stand. Socializing is socializing is socializing, no matter which way, shape, or form.

  • @vovindequasahi
    @vovindequasahi 2 роки тому +55

    Easter is really a pagan holiday called Astara. It is about the May Queen and the fertility Goddess giving back life to Nature after the winter. Hence the eggs and the easter bunny, both symbols of fertility and new birth. Christianity in attempting to convert the people stole many of the pagan holidays and replaced the symbolism with Christian symbolism, cause people were unlikely to give up their holidays. The pagan original holidays or feasts were to celebrate the seasons and nature. Hence Astara became Easter, Yule became Christmas, and so on.

    • @michaelsterling8065
      @michaelsterling8065 Рік тому +3

      Ok… a lot of us “believers” have known this for years and thus refuse to celebrate the holidays. However, I haven’t lost my faith but have given the title “Christian”. Most churches are about following traditions, not the book they claim to follow. We are different faiths but I hope we can find some common ground here.

    • @burakoshimazaki
      @burakoshimazaki Рік тому +2

      Isn't Christmas from Saturnalia?

    • @burakoshimazaki
      @burakoshimazaki Рік тому +4

      @@michaelsterling8065 in my experience growing up in the catholic community absolutely nobody knew these things.

    • @briancasteel9833
      @briancasteel9833 Рік тому +3

      We color Easter Eggs so they are easier too find?

    • @briancasteel9833
      @briancasteel9833 Рік тому +2

      I think Jesus Christ was Crucified and was resurrected and too keep his identity Hollow they dressed him up as a Bunny?

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy 2 роки тому +3

    About the Easter eggs; like most Christian tidbits, it's actually a Pagan thing. Don't be sour or scared, it's just that traditions get co-opted when you're making religions up as you go along and you need to convert people from their old rituals to the new.

  • @vanhattfield8292
    @vanhattfield8292 2 роки тому +1

    Blueberry with butter was always my favorite Poptart. I've been overseas for 15 years now and things like poptarts are just a fond memory from a distant past, like Jello Pudding, Cool Whip and Cholula hot sauce.😂

    • @user-zt2vf6vx7p
      @user-zt2vf6vx7p 2 роки тому

      You put butter on a poptart? I'm calling the cops.

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 2 роки тому

      @@user-zt2vf6vx7p They will never find me. 😂

    • @jraymond1988
      @jraymond1988 2 роки тому +1

      I never had Cherry but wish I did. I always had Smores and Cookies n Cream.

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 2 роки тому

      @@jraymond1988 That is another good flavor but I ate those as snacks in th evening and not for breakfast. I haven't had a poptart of any kind now in almost 10 years though, so any flavor would be a welcome treat at the moment... Cheers!

  • @tylermoseley935
    @tylermoseley935 2 роки тому +1

    The last time I had P.F. Chiang's was when I was eight. I'm only 16 now so it's not as long as it sounds, but I've never had it again because the nearest one is pretty far from my house. Man, now I'm hungry.

    • @tylermoseley935
      @tylermoseley935 2 роки тому

      And they do sell red velvet pop tarts. I looked it up, and they look pretty good.

  • @joeyvaudeville1021
    @joeyvaudeville1021 Рік тому +1

    the Easter egg came as a game when all the people gathered together at the church for pass over they colored the eggs came later to help the younger kids find them easier..
    100+ years ago eggs were easier to get and have... The Rabbit was added later by companies

  • @m1x0
    @m1x0 2 роки тому +5

    Bono is not the record holder, he is the record!

  • @redcurrantart
    @redcurrantart 2 роки тому +1

    Easter comes from the pagan holiday Ostara which welcoming spring and honors fertility. Hence eggs and bunnies. It was co-opted by the Catholics to appeal to the new former pagan converts. It’s things like that which led Luther to start the reformation. The Catholic take on the egg is that it represents the Trinity.

  • @robertmulder7939
    @robertmulder7939 Рік тому

    I actually thought a bunny helps push the rock but dig them up Yeah Jesus

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv Рік тому

    LOL at the EDP shit pic comment that trailed off 🤣

  • @tarzapopohead
    @tarzapopohead Рік тому

    I liked chocolate marshmallow. Sold in its own box

  • @davidkirkwood5873
    @davidkirkwood5873 2 роки тому

    The pop tarts that you where thinking of but couldn't remember was Brown Sugar.

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Biked, walked, sat 'on steps with a book; fresh-air. At least thirty minutes outside.

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Cinnamon&brown sugar, w/that sugar they'f melt upon 'em.

  • @istoOi
    @istoOi 2 роки тому +1

    You may be surprised about Bono's involvement in the crap competition (Season 11, Episode 09)

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому +1

      I just found out hahaha!!!! Oohhh man, South Park has my sides hurting 😂

  • @TheCapedWanderer
    @TheCapedWanderer 4 місяці тому

    My Pop-Tart is the s’mores. ... _Eat Snacky S’mores._

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    After death, laid some stools which drew eyes.

  • @TRvppTk
    @TRvppTk 2 роки тому

    Underrated

  • @dethisbtfl
    @dethisbtfl Рік тому

    the fact that world of warcraft helped them make that episode was great

  • @christianolson3947
    @christianolson3947 2 роки тому

    Love some south park! Your shirt is cool

  • @STAXXX313
    @STAXXX313 2 роки тому

    Cinnamon and brown sugar are the my personal favorite.

  • @CatotheE
    @CatotheE Рік тому

    5:30 You should really watch that episode. I think it's called "Stanley's Cup".

  • @justinbowen1183
    @justinbowen1183 Рік тому +1

    They actually have done a red velvet cupcake poptart. I work st the local Walmart and yes iv stocked it many times. Must not be very good we don't sell a whole lot and I know red velvet cake is good.
    Also, the chasing dragon game was off the guitar hero episode. It was a spoof off those who start playing instruments and start doing dope with the term "chasing the dragon" which just means chasing the high. When you do a drug for the first time, that's the "highest" you will ever get and so alot of addicts end up "chasing the high" but will never feel that same way again unless they get their tolerance way back down by not doing it for a while.

  • @ToHoldNothing
    @ToHoldNothing Рік тому

    I only went to PF Chang's once, felt little too fancy for me. But not bad as I recall.

  • @sharkpoolbolt662
    @sharkpoolbolt662 2 роки тому +1

    My pop tart of choice is cookie dough

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Bono's King Dook.

  • @shallote-topic7995
    @shallote-topic7995 2 роки тому

    the egg represents him rising again

  • @cassiemichael7414
    @cassiemichael7414 2 роки тому

    That whole rabbit secret society is so silly. Trust me, that's not the reason behind the Easter Bunny and the colored eggs and the chickens. What's going on is something that happened in history where, back in the medieval times, when the Catholic Church was trying to convert the rural people of Europe to their religion, they originally did Inquisitions and burned people at the stake and hung them because they wouldn't convert. But, when that didn't work--either because people just died, staying loyal to their own faith, or just lied to get out of the torture--the Church decided to merge the old traditions with the story of Jesus on the cross.
    The reason for the bunny, the colored eggs, and the chickens, is an ancient tradition going back thousands of years. In old Germanic lore, there was a fertility goddess named Ostara, and there was a special rabbit that was sacred to her. The reason it was so special was because it was a rabbit who could lay eggs, colorful ones. Even more special about it was that it was a male rabbit. So, Ostara took it as her symbolic animal that represented her influence in the world. Chickens also lay eggs, yes, and are a typical symbol for the season of Spring.
    Same kind of thing happened with Christmas. Old Pagan religious traditions were merged into Catholic ones, all so the local Pagan people would follow the Church. The most famous things about Christmas outside of the Nativity are Pagan in origin, also from Germany. The tree, the Yule Log, Santa Claus, getting presents, the reindeer, stockings on the fireplace, going charolling, practically everything is from older traditions. People nowadays in the Church like to say that Santa was actually a Turkish saint named Nicholas, but that's not Santa. Santa was based off of an old Germanic god, can't remember which one. Probably some version of Odin, with some British influences, and mixed in with other stuff, until you have the Christmas mascot of today.

  • @ZombieRodeo
    @ZombieRodeo Рік тому

    I've always wanted a zombie apocalypse... Having the chance to go crazy with a baseball bat and hundreds of slow moving targets would be so much fun! 🤣

  • @izorion6443
    @izorion6443 Рік тому

    Love cherry pop-tarts! Wild Berry are good too!

  • @jonnyvep5497
    @jonnyvep5497 2 роки тому +1

    you gotta do full reaction to te newer seasons!

  • @matty.shaw12
    @matty.shaw12 2 роки тому

    Pop Tarts: Cinnamon & brown sugar and then wild berry are my top two!

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому

      I love how our cinnamon and brown sugar are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but we agree on wild Berry 🙌 .
      So is cherry your least favorite?

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Dash-Attack.

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Chocolate, multiple flavors were individual here, and vanilla, near Zayre's dropping 'to Ames.

  • @amctothemoon9417
    @amctothemoon9417 Рік тому

    Mary was holding a basket of eggs while Jesus was crucified and they got bloody so we paint them as a symbol of the resurrection

  • @Nuetral768
    @Nuetral768 Рік тому

    Update to the below, my favorite is the new boston creme donut flavor!!! :) After that it follows as below...
    Depends, either wild berry or s'mores.
    PS: My third favorite are the cinnamon ones... despite not usually liking cinnamon anything.

  • @austinbridges1271
    @austinbridges1271 Рік тому

    My poptart of choice is cherry. If I could, I would also get a strawberry one and put them back to back.

  • @danny9905
    @danny9905 Рік тому

    Easter comes from the germanic/norse ostara festival. It celebrated spring coming to the icy lands of the tribes, after a long cold winter. One of the customs was searching for eggs and painting them as decoration, as the birds were starting to lay them again. When the Roman Catholic Church banned all paganism and other religions and beliefs, the Ostara festival got replaced by christian Easter. The same happened with Christmas, which was the Yule festival, happening around the winter solstice. Why do you think you put a tree in your living room? Never thought about that?

  • @Fmanzo10
    @Fmanzo10 2 роки тому

    Bono is the record..

  • @testicularchin-slapper9686
    @testicularchin-slapper9686 2 роки тому

    s'mores all day for pop tarts

  • @NetDive
    @NetDive Рік тому

    those green apple cinnamon poptarts always were getting left behind, I know exactly what you mean bro.

  • @Big_Bag_of_Pus
    @Big_Bag_of_Pus 2 роки тому

    Frosted strawberry.

  • @briancradicsandiego5254
    @briancradicsandiego5254 Рік тому

    14:20 my wife asked me that after watching this episode. I never heard any guy talk about being proud of how big their shit was.

  • @SilverSentinel
    @SilverSentinel Рік тому

    NGL, my craps are pretty huge. Like, all of them. It's pretty epic to be me.

  • @nicolemenzies8438
    @nicolemenzies8438 2 роки тому

    Strawberry Pop tarts are the best

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому

      Can’t even argue with you on that one.
      Love me some strawberry Pop-tarts!!

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Peace, Dash.

  • @Nuetral768
    @Nuetral768 Рік тому

    I just realized a couple extra layers here...
    They said 1 Katie Couric is equivalent to about 3 lbs of excrement... for someone Katie's size that would imply that she was "full of crap" (1lb per 200 being standard).
    Also (on the subject of Randy's crap being the only thing he created), and a bit controversial, I realized that according to law (especially on the topic of abortion) it could easily be said that if a fetus isn't considered to be a living human being then no man is actually responsible for the life of any human being... only the fetus which is considered neither. The woman is therefore the only one of the two that directly contributes to producing offspring. It's actually a pretty smart argument, and I imagine it would probably break a ton of systems in place if it were ever made (that's probably a big part of the reason it hasn't been... yet).

  • @blainekessler2220
    @blainekessler2220 Рік тому +1

    You were wondering why we color and hide eggs on Easter. It's clearly explained by a passage in the Bible.
    Bunnyonomy Chapter 7 Verse 32:
    And lo, Judas looked from upon high and he saw with great dismay that Jesus doth approach
    Bunnyonomy Chapter 7 Verse 33:
    And thus Judas turned to the multitudes and shouted, "Behold, the Son Of God commeth this way, quick everyone, hide the eggs!"
    Bunnyonomy Chapter 7 Verse 34:
    And so the people did hideth their eggs in the grass, and in the trees, and behind the rocks of the field and in the nests of the various small animals like wombats, and fruit bats, and llamas.
    Bunnyonomy Chapter 7 Verse 35:
    And thus they believed that they had fooled The Lord, though it was not so, for 1 egg was left on the table. And Jesus spake saying "If thou wished to hide this egg, next time shall thou color it green with dyes so that it may lay unseen in the grass".
    Bunnyonomy Chapter 7 Verse 36:
    And thus the people saw that it was so, and that it was good. And the next year, Jesus was fooled for the green eggs were not to be seen hidden among the grass.
    There, I hope that clears it all up for you.

  • @bigj6459
    @bigj6459 Рік тому

    Not family were sheltered. My mom only bought the maple brown super cause she liked them. I was and adult before I knew there were more flavors. Just like captain crunch I didn't knwo there were more then just peanut butter til I bought my own food at 16. so they are my favorites! Haha

  • @marleybob3157
    @marleybob3157 2 роки тому

    Cookies & Cream is tops for me but I do truly enjoy chocolate chip, frosted strawberry and frosted Brown Sugar. Must be toasted of course and served with a glass of ice cold milk.

  • @guitarwins1896
    @guitarwins1896 2 роки тому

    Wild berry, cherry, and smores. It's hard for me to pick 1

  • @dawnofthewalkers4915
    @dawnofthewalkers4915 Рік тому

    Yuck to cherry pop tarts!? Cherry is my favorite pop tart.

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Cinn& Brown Sugar.

  • @ElRousey
    @ElRousey 2 роки тому

    The best flavors were always Wildberry and S'mores. No contest!

  • @kevinathans4191
    @kevinathans4191 2 роки тому

    We color eggs because eggs were the meal at the Last Supper.

  • @maelshecknael7446
    @maelshecknael7446 Рік тому

    Smores poptarts

  • @alejandrodecalblanco5113
    @alejandrodecalblanco5113 2 роки тому

    Bono is the actual first biggest crap, bonos father was the record holder XD

  • @anonymousfranklinaggot9179
    @anonymousfranklinaggot9179 2 роки тому

    Yes they did do red velvet pop tarts at one point

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому +1

      Aww, they don’t make ‘em anymore? I’d love a box of those!

    • @anonymousfranklinaggot9179
      @anonymousfranklinaggot9179 2 роки тому

      @@dash.reacts you might be able to order them online
      I think they were one of the limited time flavors though

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Drop Courics, Randy!

  • @tehduff3414
    @tehduff3414 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't have many kids in my neighbourhood when I was growing up, there was some girls but they were manipulative assholes. There were some boys but they would only hang out with me if their other friends weren't available. So I was allowed onto the xbox 360 xbox gold shit and then I became a online gamer

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    We're still animals. Economic frame-work hold's us 'in its' reign; it brake's, so too will our civility, Dash.

  • @jacekdolinski7526
    @jacekdolinski7526 2 роки тому

    I just watch funny black ppl reaction on stuff. Much love from Poland! Maybe you will share your story at one point (why Japan etc).

  • @pushpikasunimal
    @pushpikasunimal 2 роки тому

    you sound like Dr Mike

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    My concern's ¿will it flush?

  • @Ostnizdasht206
    @Ostnizdasht206 2 роки тому

    I like smores Pop-Tart especially with milk.

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  2 роки тому

      Making me insanely hungry with that 🤤

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому

    Simpsons', I'd expected.

  • @frankrappa4765
    @frankrappa4765 2 роки тому

    I like the chocolate chip Pop Tarts the most