The Shortest and Longest Lifespans of Animals

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
  • Time. Tick tock. We live only a tiny fraction of time that our planet has been around for. Even humanity itself is very young. But life span is a really relative term: there are creatures on our planet that live much shorter lives than us humans, and those who outlive all of us by far… while some are close to immortality. See for yourself.
    Mayfly has the shortest lifespan on Earth - 24 hours or less. Greenland shark lives over 270 years. It's the longest-living vertebrate. But there are creatures who live over 2,000 years or even... forever! Yup, one of them is biologically immortal. It can go back to being polyp and grow up again infinitely...
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    TIMESTAMPS:
    The shortest living animal 0:28
    They have 7 stages of life 1:16
    The most popular jellyfish in the world 1:24
    They have no natural enemies 4:12
    The tallest living creature in the world 4:28
    The oldest goldfish 5:16
    Their arm span is bigger than their height 5:24
    They have a third eye on top of their heads 5:55
    Human-fish 6:28
    They can potentially live for hundreds of years 6:51
    They may have lived alongside dinosaurs 7:40
    The longest-living mollusk on Earth 8:51
    It has feet protruding from its belly 9:32
    The longest-living vertebrate 9:56
    It’s biologically immortal 10:21
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @alpacasombrero3239
    @alpacasombrero3239 4 роки тому +717

    Bright side: Guinea pigs can live up to 4 years
    Me: *looks at my 6 year old guinea pig* what’s your secret.

    • @aoi1640
      @aoi1640 4 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @jeralyndelacruz6294
      @jeralyndelacruz6294 4 роки тому +61

      I caught a Mayfly that survived for 1day and 10minutes.

    • @thotheory
      @thotheory 4 роки тому +7

      It’s eats and drink dat milk lol (guinea pigs don’t drink milk when their old just a joke)

    • @cocorobloxgaming1149
      @cocorobloxgaming1149 4 роки тому +4

      Mines died at 3 years old :c

    • @arwenkauzar9828
      @arwenkauzar9828 4 роки тому +14

      Alpaca Sombrer, yes some guinea pogs can live up to 12 years! You must have a pretty healthy guinea pig if he is living to six years or more!! Nice.

  • @yashgk
    @yashgk 4 роки тому +2224

    Other insects: Ok mayfly, see you tomorrow
    Mayfly: There is no tomorrow

  • @calvinsimpson1301
    @calvinsimpson1301 2 роки тому +55

    Crocs can live much much longer than 95 years, we don't actually know what their life expectancy is. Some theories state they don't actually age biologically and very old crocs are just as physically capable as young crocs. Same thing with lobsters.

    • @titankronos6517
      @titankronos6517 2 роки тому +4

      Do you have any reason or a research study website for the theory of crocs not aging biologically.

    • @prabhatkumarchourasia2581
      @prabhatkumarchourasia2581 Рік тому

      Hey its shocking that a parrot cant fly!

    • @LowEndPCGamer100
      @LowEndPCGamer100 5 місяців тому

      Technically many species of housecat in general can live up to 30 years, the oldest I've read about was 38, the breed that has no hair, can't think of the name, my dog, brandy is 16, she's still quite active, last year she stopped eating for a while and I thought she was coming to her final days, so I changed her food, and bam, she became excited for dinner time again, mileage may vary for most of us here on earth I'd say lol

  • @KentPetersonmoney
    @KentPetersonmoney 2 роки тому +10

    Imagine being a tortoise and being sentence 100 years at 20. You could serve the whole 100 years and live another 5 decades.

    • @josephujiadughele6035
      @josephujiadughele6035 Рік тому +1

      Imagine you're coral reef(4000yrs) and you expecting 100yrs imprisonment but the female judge gave life imprisonment

  • @arimahaesias9635
    @arimahaesias9635 4 роки тому +3707

    House Mouse: 1year lifespan
    Jerry: Am i a joke to you?

    • @thotheory
      @thotheory 4 роки тому +90

      Haha I love Tom and Jerry!

    • @sravankumarnatakala8877
      @sravankumarnatakala8877 4 роки тому +20

      Joke

    • @fairysoo
      @fairysoo 4 роки тому +40

      Well jerry committed suicide

    • @flips3831
      @flips3831 4 роки тому +9

      @BroFist Gaming cartoon Logic

    • @latexerror4315
      @latexerror4315 4 роки тому +59

      Plot Twist : Jerry dies every single episode. He get replaced with another Jerry.

  • @alien2324
    @alien2324 4 роки тому +3037

    Goldfish lifespan: 40 years
    Everyone’s goldfish: dies 2 days after you buy them

    • @Billy-bn1rp
      @Billy-bn1rp 4 роки тому +61

      lol I've kept my goldfish alive since last January

    • @giobui9081
      @giobui9081 4 роки тому +96

      Maybe you didn't know how to pet them

    • @WA-Y
      @WA-Y 4 роки тому +193

      Yall keep your goldfish with or without the water

    • @prince-mjromano2309
      @prince-mjromano2309 4 роки тому +43

      So guys why my goldfish live 6years
      And now still alive

    • @backoncue7624
      @backoncue7624 4 роки тому +10

      deejay earth My turtle ate the ark other 3 fish I had :/

  • @TROLL_FACE_00
    @TROLL_FACE_00 Рік тому +53

    Weird how no one notice he said the platypus has 7 years instead of 17.

    • @attacusatlas
      @attacusatlas Рік тому +3

      I did and he made another mistake later on too.

    • @wildlifewarrior2670
      @wildlifewarrior2670 Рік тому +2

      I think we all noticed it but no one commented

    • @bibbletherizzler
      @bibbletherizzler Рік тому +1

      well, when Ur reading, and you hear someone say "17" and you're reading a "7" your brain just puts a one Infront of it because that's how most human's brain work- (yes I know I sound like a nerd)

    • @angelriporapthap2919
      @angelriporapthap2919 Рік тому

      To err is human

    • @jeromenava2396
      @jeromenava2396 Рік тому

      @@wildlifewarrior2670 yeah because its to common mistake

  • @ggoe1573
    @ggoe1573 3 роки тому +47

    imagine living in this world in just 24 hours like Mayfly

    • @AyselAliChannel
      @AyselAliChannel Рік тому +1

      then I'll quickly every hour, happy birthday again & again & again, go to taj mahal, watch everything & do& buy everything I could than bye

    • @sussygojira4121
      @sussygojira4121 Рік тому

      That would happen if your mom was a serial killer

  • @mcmonkeyroblox2764
    @mcmonkeyroblox2764 3 роки тому +633

    Male mosquito: my birthday is tomorrow wanna come?
    Mayfly: I wish...

  • @oof523
    @oof523 4 роки тому +6709

    Imagine if the Jellyfish gets lifetime prison

  • @sharkiehazad2452
    @sharkiehazad2452 3 роки тому +7

    What's lovely about this video besides the facts of the lifespans are the details of the horizontal and vertical arrows as indicators for the height and length and the location mark on the map on the habitats. And the animals' sounds along with the background colour change (yellow & blue) indicating land & water. Simply superb. 👏
    Had to decrease the playback speed to go through the details 😅..

  • @cheetahsqaud5280
    @cheetahsqaud5280 2 роки тому +8

    For the guinea pig, that's actually not true.
    When my dad got me guinea pigs for my 6 or 7th birthday (I can't remember, and yes their still alive) the worker told us that they can live up to 8 years, but usually live up to 5 or 6

    • @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames
      @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames 2 роки тому +1

      that's an _average._ it says humans live 68 -73 years. the oldest person to ever live was 122 when she died

  • @thykingdomcome7238
    @thykingdomcome7238 3 роки тому +2597

    Eat healthy, do exercise, take vitamin tabs and sleep well. That's what I've done and it's my 90th birthday next week. 😊

  • @thotheory
    @thotheory 4 роки тому +1481

    Us people: Life sucks
    Mayfly: Atleast you get to LIVE a life

    • @n9tdapro
      @n9tdapro 4 роки тому +13

      Lol

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 4 роки тому +34

      Noone
      Literally noone
      Not even god himself
      Not even Einstein
      Not even ghosts
      Dat ole meme in da corner: *I want to die*

    • @huntereversole4832
      @huntereversole4832 4 роки тому +33

      Humans: I can’t live anymore
      Imortal jelly: haha speak for yourself

    • @iamabitchloll6688
      @iamabitchloll6688 4 роки тому +4

      LOL good one bro

    • @gokusan4179
      @gokusan4179 4 роки тому

      Ha

  • @ArunMahalingam
    @ArunMahalingam 2 роки тому +11

    thanks, because my school teacher has given me a homework to write a list of animals lifespan. 🙏👩

  • @jdnaveen321
    @jdnaveen321 Рік тому +3

    Imagine somehow in future human finds jellyfish translator and one can tell entire real history 😂

  • @alkinooskontopodias5919
    @alkinooskontopodias5919 3 роки тому +304

    Man lifespan: 68-73
    Retirement age: 67
    Thanks...

    • @charleyjr.iriarte7428
      @charleyjr.iriarte7428 2 роки тому +12

      I don´t know what our politicians are doing. We should start living in the countrysides. More fulfilling!

    • @cathyide356
      @cathyide356 2 роки тому +3

      Ha!ha! well said ☺️

    • @KoId.
      @KoId. 2 роки тому +18

      We’re like ants we just work until we die

    • @MoneyWicks
      @MoneyWicks 2 роки тому +2

      @@KoId. Let's just leave our jobs and make money fast and on our own?

    • @Mr_Valentin.
      @Mr_Valentin. 2 роки тому +5

      Joke's on y'all, I'm unemployed.

  • @bonniegueory344
    @bonniegueory344 4 роки тому +608

    Mayfly: gets born
    Life: I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @tomislavmajzel5767
      @tomislavmajzel5767 4 роки тому +10

      I dont know whats with you People, why do you put whole before man's, but not just you everyone does that and thats not grammarly right

    • @devanplays3509
      @devanplays3509 4 роки тому +23

      @@tomislavmajzel5767 its a meme dude its not supposed to be grammarly correct

    • @Shmigger
      @Shmigger 4 роки тому +1

      @@devanplays3509 hes obulsly hates pewdiepie

    • @tylerowensirl
      @tylerowensirl 4 роки тому

      child*

    • @mediocretriplethreat
      @mediocretriplethreat 4 роки тому +7

      @Tomislav Majzel I love that you complain about it not being correct but the words “grammarly correct” is *gramatically* incorrect 🤣

  • @twinturbotony93
    @twinturbotony93 Рік тому +5

    I had a goldfish that lived 10yrs. Nowhere close to 40 but pretty long. He got pretty big living in a 5gal tank by himself.

  • @Lucas.0.10
    @Lucas.0.10 Рік тому +3

    Just imagine waking up and knowing you have less than 24 hours to live.

  • @nayeonbunny4087
    @nayeonbunny4087 4 роки тому +435

    Mayfly: *exists*
    Also Mayfly: I'm born to die

  • @frogtard4428
    @frogtard4428 4 роки тому +873

    Imagine being a lobster knowing that you have 100 years to live and then one day you just get caught

    • @Aetherius_7
      @Aetherius_7 4 роки тому +15

      Oh yea frick

    • @brianhernandez6163
      @brianhernandez6163 4 роки тому +37

      Reforgotton that’s a humans life too, you never know when it’s your last day.

    • @user-rw6xr9kf8o
      @user-rw6xr9kf8o 4 роки тому +29

      Therefore I never eat lobsters. They are like my grandpa.

    • @SalamAlekom69
      @SalamAlekom69 4 роки тому +3

      Gabriel Morales Gonzalez dunno about the Alive part

    • @bunnybelllove5565
      @bunnybelllove5565 4 роки тому +2

      Ahaahaahaahahha!

  • @shubaduck6940
    @shubaduck6940 3 роки тому

    Some of the Animals: How old are you Turritopsis dohrnii?
    Turritopsis dohrnii: Millions.

  • @tienthaobui1188
    @tienthaobui1188 3 роки тому +4

    Turritopsis dohrnii sing: Forever young, ever strong, ever brave.
    Me: Strong and brave? You serious?

  • @o_diggity6227
    @o_diggity6227 4 роки тому +410

    Female mosquito: wanna hang out tomorrow
    Mayfly: yea about that...

  • @cnevibezzz3552
    @cnevibezzz3552 3 роки тому +595

    How much I learn:
    School 10%
    UA-cam 90%

    • @sm-vn7wp
      @sm-vn7wp 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @RebublicOfPacifica
      @RebublicOfPacifica 3 роки тому +11

      School Accuracy 💯%
      UA-cam Accuracy 50%-50%

    • @derzocker9428
      @derzocker9428 3 роки тому +7

      @@RebublicOfPacifica that's not true

    • @snakearts
      @snakearts 3 роки тому +13

      @@derzocker9428 yes sometimes school doesn't tell you the truth because they are idiotas

    • @chloebernard8314
      @chloebernard8314 3 роки тому +2

      Fax

  • @taslimabilkis6164
    @taslimabilkis6164 Рік тому +20

    I never new there was a animal that lived forever

    • @superexecuter630
      @superexecuter630 Рік тому

      Well they do die but only be getting eaten. Biologically was the key word

    • @jeromenava2396
      @jeromenava2396 Рік тому

      @@superexecuter630 he said can lived forever not immortal HAHA

  • @bibbletherizzler
    @bibbletherizzler Рік тому +2

    my goldfish live up to nearly 50! my grandmother had her as her "comfort" pet she had the goldfish till she was 60 (this was a long time ago when i was a kid btw) then I had her for another 4 short years

  • @kminor6495
    @kminor6495 4 роки тому +496

    Domestic cat:16 years
    *looks down at 18 year old cat*

  • @TruthSeeker616
    @TruthSeeker616 3 роки тому +440

    Female mosquito : hey darling let's set our date in next Sunday.
    Male mosquito :

    • @amishmaknojiya9775
      @amishmaknojiya9775 3 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lukemiracle8928
      @lukemiracle8928 3 роки тому +9

      🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @siddhesh6942
      @siddhesh6942 3 роки тому +8

      🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @BurgerBear7
      @BurgerBear7 3 роки тому +1

      🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @ALamp0
      @ALamp0 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

  • @TailsTheFoxGamer2021
    @TailsTheFoxGamer2021 Рік тому

    Us-tomorrow I’m gonna have a party and I’m inviting everyone!
    Mayfly-excuse me

  • @shubhambhosle3362
    @shubhambhosle3362 3 роки тому +5

    If eaten healthy food, workout regularly, no electronic gadgets, throughout whole life, a human body is capable of living 400 years!

    • @mnkash2007
      @mnkash2007 Рік тому +1

      yeea but no ones gonna do all that

  • @aranyabanerjee4520
    @aranyabanerjee4520 4 роки тому +136

    Bright Side: Humans live up to 68 years to 73 years.
    My 91 year old grandpa: Am I joke to you?

  • @Deadchannel-ey7ju
    @Deadchannel-ey7ju 2 роки тому

    Other insects: Nice to meet you Mayfly, I gtg see you tomorrow!
    Mayfly: Sorry but tomorrow doesn’t exist

  • @mdarifulislamhridoy9147
    @mdarifulislamhridoy9147 Рік тому +7

    Animals in the water leaves long... I think sun exposure has something to do life spans.

  • @Code_blu215
    @Code_blu215 3 роки тому +472

    Chicken: 9 years
    KFC: I'm gonna cut that number by half.

  • @fhritzieahzelea2208
    @fhritzieahzelea2208 4 роки тому +251

    Queen Ant: 20-30 years
    Human: *steps on queen ant*
    Queen Ant: Am i a joke to you?

  • @garyleingang1714
    @garyleingang1714 2 роки тому +3

    My dog lived more than 13 years and lived up to 17! So lucky!

  • @baileyhildebrandt4676
    @baileyhildebrandt4676 Рік тому +1

    so cool .I hope you get 9mil in 2023

  • @zurielmuchina8308
    @zurielmuchina8308 4 роки тому +777

    People: is life really that short
    Mayfly: Am I a joke to you
    Jellyfish: sucks to be them
    Dohrnii: I'm outta here short lived creatures

    • @songoku-ue3hv
      @songoku-ue3hv 4 роки тому +9

      Dohrnii:sucks to be you guys

    • @Emily-om5zo
      @Emily-om5zo 4 роки тому +1

      Did you know were animals were just with intelegese

    • @zurielmuchina8308
      @zurielmuchina8308 4 роки тому

      Thx for the 362 likes i have never got these many likes on my comments before

    • @villnthefield.8881
      @villnthefield.8881 4 роки тому

      ᎪᏆᎾx ᏞᎾᏒᎠ kids that are antivaxed “am I a joke to you*

    • @mrquitz
      @mrquitz 4 роки тому

      @@Emily-om5zo naw i thought we were rocks

  • @rod2267
    @rod2267 4 роки тому +570

    Humans: 68-73 years
    Oldest human in the world: am I a joke to you

  • @awesomebearaudiobooks
    @awesomebearaudiobooks Рік тому +13

    It's crazy to imagine than a typical domesticated cat lives longer than a tiger!

  • @pseudo2
    @pseudo2 2 роки тому

    I am so thankful that you included Guinea Pigs

  • @klscars4762
    @klscars4762 4 роки тому +284

    Guy: Platypus live to “7” years 3:47
    Me: ummm that’s 17 years

    • @awesomechannel257
      @awesomechannel257 4 роки тому +3

      Kolson Starkey The real life span is 20 years I wonder if they can re-upload this to fix the mistake

    • @Jonas-vf5vn
      @Jonas-vf5vn 4 роки тому +17

      6:28

    • @marquisdelafayette8756
      @marquisdelafayette8756 4 роки тому

      Awesome Channel why ? It says 17 already, why does he need to fix 1 little mistake

    • @awesomechannel257
      @awesomechannel257 4 роки тому

      Eliza Hamilton schuyler Because they timed it to 24 hours to forever there’s no way they can add a shorter lifespan to a much longer lifespan because platypuses live longer than cats

    • @marquisdelafayette8756
      @marquisdelafayette8756 4 роки тому

      Awesome Channel oh wait I’m sorry I misread it I didn’t see the part where you said about them living 20 yrs. at first I thought you meant you wanted him just to fix the “7” sorry for the misunderstanding

  • @doimodder9280
    @doimodder9280 4 роки тому +86

    Mouse: 1 year
    Cat:16 years
    Me: Begins to question about Tom, Jerry and other cartoon cats

    • @BozsoGabor
      @BozsoGabor 4 роки тому +3

      Mouse can live for 2-3 years too, but still cartoons are cartoons :D

    • @zackgeorgly5099
      @zackgeorgly5099 4 роки тому

      How old is Mickey again?

  • @Necrojack6848
    @Necrojack6848 2 роки тому +1

    Me: see you tomorrow
    Mayfly: really REALLY!!!!

  • @harrisahmad581
    @harrisahmad581 2 роки тому +1

    House mouse - we normally live an year
    Scabbers - I will live for 67 years you weaklings

  • @ryanjr-ex4uo
    @ryanjr-ex4uo 4 роки тому +440

    Platypus: exists for 17 years
    Bright Side: Platypus can live to 7 years
    Edit: OMG thanks for 200 likes lol

  • @subscriberswithvideos-hy5ro
    @subscriberswithvideos-hy5ro 4 роки тому +80

    What he said?
    3:45 ”platypus, seven years?” 😂

  • @ellesfunchannel
    @ellesfunchannel Рік тому +1

    How long our houseflies live = 3 minutes 'cause I slap it instantly🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephdzingomvera1232
    @josephdzingomvera1232 2 роки тому

    Hummingbird: *Makes 1200 beats in a minute
    Also Hummingbird: Check out my new twelve hundred track mixtape in the description

  • @dc4life749
    @dc4life749 4 роки тому +122

    Queen ant lives 20-30 years
    Humans-“where’s my shoe”

  • @satellitestargazer2770
    @satellitestargazer2770 4 роки тому +129

    "This is gonna be due soon"
    Mayfly: "Meh... I'll do it tomorrow"

  • @harrisonefranc2707
    @harrisonefranc2707 3 роки тому +1

    Mayfly; Mon how you take born me💋, oh world sweet.
    Mon: Oh, nevermind my motive, you will soon return where you come from tonight.
    Mayfly: what!!

  • @AnnariaLavender
    @AnnariaLavender 3 роки тому +2

    I learned a lot from this video wooow thanks great content

  • @footballtv5376
    @footballtv5376 3 роки тому +86

    All species: we're going to sleep see you tomorow
    Mayfly: do you mean in the after life?

  • @praisetay._
    @praisetay._ 4 роки тому +133

    Humans: life is short
    Mayfly: say sike right now

  • @heavymetal9749
    @heavymetal9749 3 місяці тому

    Jellyfishes literally make all organisms sound like a bunch of clowns

  • @kevingreen3781
    @kevingreen3781 2 роки тому +1

    Mayfly- no more birthdays for me

  • @heistprofesor3720
    @heistprofesor3720 4 роки тому +244

    Human: 68 to 73 years
    My 98 year old grandma :am i a joke to you

    • @Gabriel-tx4dv
      @Gabriel-tx4dv 4 роки тому +6

      "average"

    • @lavelycrow9805
      @lavelycrow9805 4 роки тому +7

      @@Gabriel-tx4dv Average in USA **** People don't live very old there for an industrialized country... Obesity, out of price healthcare system...

    • @dwj8620
      @dwj8620 4 роки тому +3

      @@lavelycrow9805 Average American lifespan is 78.9 (2018)

    • @lavelycrow9805
      @lavelycrow9805 4 роки тому +4

      @@dwj8620 It's still 6 years less than most industrialized countries, like Japan, Italy, Australia, Sweden and Canada. But some countries has a lifespan of 53 years old. So I guess 78,9 isn't that bad ;)

    • @leejamale9971
      @leejamale9971 4 роки тому

      Haha

  • @mrplague7096
    @mrplague7096 3 роки тому +79

    The beatle in my room only lasts 1 second

  • @josephdzingomvera1232
    @josephdzingomvera1232 2 роки тому +1

    I can't be the only one who was swatting the air watching this

  • @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames
    @ThomasAndRandomRobloxGames 2 роки тому +1

    what if you
    wanted to go to heaven
    but *BRIGHT SIDE* said
    "Biologically Immortal"

  • @tusharjhakra8347
    @tusharjhakra8347 4 роки тому +487

    Bright Side: Chicken lives for 9 years
    Butchers: Really?

    • @GreenWolfyVillager123
      @GreenWolfyVillager123 4 роки тому +22

      Sorry, but the emojis ruined your joke.

    • @xiuschannel7565
      @xiuschannel7565 4 роки тому +2

      Tushar Jhakra ok and

    • @haisam55
      @haisam55 4 роки тому

      GreenWolfyVillager123 fish

    • @haziq6587
      @haziq6587 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Dont use emojis. They dont add to your joke.

    • @nairobinyeusi5811
      @nairobinyeusi5811 4 роки тому +4

      No
      KFC: Really? 😂😂

  • @lionelmax2953
    @lionelmax2953 4 роки тому +350

    Everyone reading this, i hope you and your parents live up to 100 years

    • @lollie90210
      @lollie90210 4 роки тому +11

      Lionel Max what did I ever do to you 😂

    • @emmanu3l54
      @emmanu3l54 4 роки тому +10

      But i my dad is 99 years old and his birthday is tommorow😥😭

    • @thejennyfamily
      @thejennyfamily 4 роки тому

      Thx

    • @donmclee1569
      @donmclee1569 4 роки тому +4

      My grandpa is 83, still healthy and moves a lot younger than for his age🙂

    • @-NRB-
      @-NRB- 4 роки тому +2

      Thx so much, I hope so too.

  • @netion9627
    @netion9627 2 роки тому

    Beggener owner of a mayfly:mayfly!!tommorow were going to disney land!!!
    Mayfly:life is short

  • @eliot8719
    @eliot8719 Рік тому +1

    Bright side title: animals lifespan also bright side putting humans in the video humans: are we a joke?

  • @mangganghinog8116
    @mangganghinog8116 4 роки тому +50

    "Imagine a Fish can Live Longer than you" unless you cook it

  • @Z01Xy
    @Z01Xy 3 роки тому +112

    Imagine being a Turritopsis dohnill seeing the dinosaurs die chilling in the sea

    • @JustANormalBirb
      @JustANormalBirb 3 роки тому +1

      Ya that would just be something it would take a picture of and hang it in his room

    • @somebody1223
      @somebody1223 3 роки тому

      But what if we were killed being it ? I think we might still reborn 🤭😏

    • @Vasujoshi1307
      @Vasujoshi1307 3 роки тому

      Yaaa lol

    • @ambermoon1341
      @ambermoon1341 3 роки тому

      that jellyfish and the queen prob met eachother when the earth started before adam and eve

  • @shortydee3707
    @shortydee3707 2 роки тому +1

    We just solved Jeff Bezos’s issue with extending lifespan, after the elephant was only ocean creatures. Sooo let’s go back to water …

  • @kangkinkang
    @kangkinkang 2 роки тому +1

    Sperm's lifespan: less than 1 minute

  • @slickysaturn7243
    @slickysaturn7243 4 роки тому +200

    Platypus
    17 years
    Bright side : 7 years
    Me: The bright side is not bright enough😂😂😂

  • @f1loverforeverf155
    @f1loverforeverf155 4 роки тому +201

    1000 years later
    Queen Elizabeth: Where has everyone gone?

  • @lucydomta7178
    @lucydomta7178 Рік тому

    Everyone:we can't live forever
    Turritopsis dohrnii: *are you sure about*

  • @kaigibb4056
    @kaigibb4056 2 роки тому

    I am your #1 fan I've been watching Your video now was 5

  • @lilpoundcake8480
    @lilpoundcake8480 4 роки тому +176

    Giant tube sponge can live for 2000 years...
    Well, that explains why Spongebob never gets old😂

  • @riasharma3927
    @riasharma3927 3 роки тому +131

    Moral of the story: You need to be a sea creature to live for almost 1000 years.

    • @3ra106
      @3ra106 3 роки тому +5

      To do that you need to die and you'll just have to wait and see.

    • @BenjaminMilekowsky
      @BenjaminMilekowsky 3 роки тому +15

      Real life on earth is under water not us

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja 2 роки тому +9

      Given that life usually comes back from the Sea after mass extinction events and how long it can take the world to recover from events like that, it makes sense.

    • @bobdabuilder2424
      @bobdabuilder2424 2 роки тому

      @@3ra106 hewbrews 9:27

    • @tanuki_sleep
      @tanuki_sleep 2 роки тому

      laughs in tree

  • @wolfethewolfgamer668
    @wolfethewolfgamer668 2 роки тому

    Us: see you in 2 days
    Mayfly: Am I a joke too you?

  • @daboogieman4566
    @daboogieman4566 2 роки тому

    Turriyopsis dohrnii : "maybe we can go snorkelling 608 years later, im pretty busy right now"
    Mayfly: " excuse me?"

  • @ladyxanny7144
    @ladyxanny7144 4 роки тому +101

    Anyone notice "Platypus, '7' years when the number actually says "17" years?!
    3:47

  • @lekanswansons3646
    @lekanswansons3646 4 роки тому +139

    Mayfly: Borrows some money from bee
    Bee: When you gonna pay me back
    Mayfly: I got you tomorrow dawg
    *tomorrow comes
    Mayfly: aight, ima head out

  • @angelocast
    @angelocast 2 роки тому +1

    This is amazing!
    Thank you

  • @normaltree5573
    @normaltree5573 2 роки тому

    Man(23 years old):See You Next Week Mayfly:Next 12 hours and im litteraly 50 years old

  • @theavengers6338
    @theavengers6338 4 роки тому +154

    Imagine how sad it is for the scientists who observe them die even before them

  • @AR-zf9du
    @AR-zf9du 4 роки тому +152

    Coral reef: *I can live 4000 years*
    Pollution: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career.*

  • @Deadchannel-ey7ju
    @Deadchannel-ey7ju 2 роки тому +1

    We humans: Aww why we can’t live forever- :(
    Mayfly: At least you aren’t me ;-;

  • @itshelp9320
    @itshelp9320 2 роки тому +1

    “Platypus lives for 7 years”
    17 years: am I a joke to you? 😐

  • @kid6834
    @kid6834 4 роки тому +221

    The guy who is talking: PLATYPUS 7 YEARS (it’s 17 years) Everyone: BRUH

  • @kurositompul5795
    @kurositompul5795 3 роки тому +41

    Turritopsis: tomorrow is my birthday.
    It's friend; how many candle for your birthday cake?
    Turritopsis : bring it all.

  • @TheMiddleEastern
    @TheMiddleEastern Рік тому +1

    Sad historical fact, in Stalingrad, during WW2, the average Soviet soldier's life expectancy was less than 24 hours! And, on average, most of them were 18 years old teenagers, smh

  • @coca-colavr5015
    @coca-colavr5015 2 роки тому

    Human: cya tomorrow mayfly
    Mayfly: ok
    At that moment he knew
    HE ******* UP

  • @smith9808
    @smith9808 3 роки тому +425

    It’s weird to think there could be a shark swimming around that was alive in the 1700’s

    • @keyboardwarrior2418
      @keyboardwarrior2418 3 роки тому +28

      Seems most of the longest living creatures are water based. Is water really integral to long life? or could it just be that water is more dense than air and so is more capable of carrying nutrients into water based animals than air does to land/air based animals?

    • @LCCreole
      @LCCreole 3 роки тому +7

      Greenland shark that's alive today was alive and well during the American Revolution!!

    • @Wookie241
      @Wookie241 3 роки тому +1

      Funny how the Turritopsis dohrnii is Immortal it was alive in the start of time prob there could be a 2021 Year old Thing down in the ocean.

    • @dotwarner7812
      @dotwarner7812 3 роки тому +1

      Hello everyone. SHARKS ONLY LIVE 20-30 YEARS

    • @vornamenachname989
      @vornamenachname989 3 роки тому +8

      @@Wookie241 Theoretically, but Turitopsis Dornii has many predators. They probably only live for e few years before they get eaten...but you're right, it is possible that there is a 20 000 year old immortal beeing swimming around

  • @wanderaklein9552
    @wanderaklein9552 3 роки тому +208

    mayfly : can't wait to go to heaven
    turritopsis dohrnii : am I a joke to you

  • @icookiez5812
    @icookiez5812 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine just being born and you have 24 hours to live

  • @tyroneizzard
    @tyroneizzard 2 роки тому

    3:57 "WAIT WHAT!"
    "Ooooh nevermind"

  • @nextgeneration5940
    @nextgeneration5940 4 роки тому +54

    The fact that jellyfish has survived forever without brains give hope to lots

    • @luvrickarrd6876
      @luvrickarrd6876 4 роки тому +3

      Looks like I’m going to be here awhile yah 🙂😟😕🙁☹️😣😩😥

    • @itriggeridiots2035
      @itriggeridiots2035 3 роки тому +7

      @@luvrickarrd6876 so is most of the human population then

  • @ifusubcribetomethennamjesu5277
    @ifusubcribetomethennamjesu5277 3 роки тому +273

    Q : *How many years do you want to live?*
    Turritopsis dohrnii : *YES* .

  • @musicaman8683
    @musicaman8683 3 роки тому +1

    I was today years old when I learned that honeybees live longer than guinea pigs

  • @williamvasquezvasquez9878
    @williamvasquezvasquez9878 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine living for 40 CENTURIES???

  • @leolyu3811
    @leolyu3811 4 роки тому +285

    newborn spiders in my house:
    lifespan:10 seconds

    • @juansilva1885
      @juansilva1885 4 роки тому

      i get it

    • @juansilva1885
      @juansilva1885 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @LoLdude4lyf
      @LoLdude4lyf 4 роки тому

      lifespan 1 second for me

    • @leolyu3811
      @leolyu3811 4 роки тому +2

      @@LoLdude4lyf it takes be a long time to find the bug spray thingy

    • @moh4197
      @moh4197 4 роки тому +3

      Na they die the moment they were born for me 😂