I’ve been having a hard time in life where I can’t really find comfort or joy in any way. watching your videos or streams after a long day always helps me. thank you joe :)
Bro what 90% of these weren’t even deadly. Just kids and or parents being stupid. Maybe even on purpose to get a check. No wonder people think the world has gone soft when even kids toys have to be completely stupid proof and extremely safe. Bro when I was a kid I was outside on a bike chilling with other kids idek the names of just doing crazy stuff. I fall off a bike and get cut but ig now that would be worthy of suing over. It’s also insane af that knockoffs lead to bans. Like wtf? Go after the ones taking cheap shortcuts.
actually dude when i would hurt myself on using a toy id learn my lesson and not do that shit again. these are just parents trying not to take the blame fir being shit at raising their kids. whenever something happens they put the blame on someone else then these kids grow up to be utterly clueless about how to solve problems. such as that one about the girl getting her hair caught in the dolls mouth, USE SCISSORS AND CUR HER FUCKING HAIR IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT??? half of these people have no common sense it's infuriating
its hard to go after the knockoffs because what if theyre like pretty close to exactly the same appearance wise? And theyre made over in china and other foreign countries. I understand your point tho
@@awqha not the product but the company itself then banning the company from selling or making the product. This is if we know its knockoff. But it seemed like we knew that the original was safer so if we know that then idk why it was banned in general instead of just the knockoff or at least the company who makes the knock off.
I was in third grade in 1985. My grandma fought someone to get me the last Cabbage Patch kid in the store. I ended up collecting 14 cabbage patch kids ! Joe, dolls are definitely toys. You push them in strollers that you change their clothes you feed them.
I was in a Walmart today and I literally saw a modernized Easy Bake Oven for sale and I was a little confused because I thought they were banned for good. Crazy that I’m seeing its lore this same day on your channel.
The Polly pocket magnet house made me have a whiplash into childhood. I totally forgot I had that. Luckily I wasn't a stupid kid and swallowed the magnets
5:00 I can confirm that slap bracelets are pretty dangerous. My sister had one one on her bed and didn’t know so when she had jumped onto her bed the bracelet had cut into her leg. We had to take her to get stitches.
@@Mathiasovrevik Yeah, this video also left out the detail that many of the children killed by the Pokeball toys were under 2 years of age and forgot to mention that the toys were rereleased later with tiny holes added to the bottom to prevent the vacuum effect.
7:48 Joe have you ever held real life tape measures…. Especially the one in that heavy duty metal mechanism. Those were basically razor blades, not even kidding when that thing will slick back into that little machine. You best believe any fingers in the way is getting caught up in the journey.😂
5:11 one time I had a slap bracelet when I was a kid, and I took the little wrapper off, and I was slinging around and it cut my hand almost IN HALF and I had to go to the icu
I must have been getting those bootleg slap bracelets every dam time, because every single one i got the fabric would tear, and the impossibly sharp tape measure edges would cut my fingers up😭😭😭
I actually remember being young and swallowing magnets. They weren’t polly pocket toys, but were just the little metallic balls you could use to make structures. One of the girls in my class swallowed some by accident and they did in fact connect inside her intestines, it squeezed the track shut and she needed surgery immediately. She came to school a few weeks later and showed us all the surgery scar and the magnets were banned from our school
nah picking up the bullets after is lowkey part of the fun, I only don't fw nerf bc they're just so weak. I haven't bought any of the newer ones but every gun i played with just never did enough
Most of these seemed to have happened when Mattel or Hasbro saw an independent company with a toy that was really successful and died out, so they bought the company and remade the toy just for it to then cause problems when it didn’t before
20:22 I have this cheap drone that you would think is offbrand or weak but it was strong af and once I flew it like 100 ft high and when it lost connection it just slowly flew down and when it was like 6 ft above the floor still going down a car sped down the road and hit it directly but when I looked at it on the floor it was perfectly fine and still usable today
The burger king pookie balls situation pissed me off a bit bc it was the consumers fault for being stupid and actively harming themselves with the ball halve ;-;
GOAT. Thanks for watching!
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Don’t eat toys
No fucking way...
obviously
Type shi
i want to tho
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the fact that the first one actually packaged uranium just baffles me
The fact that the atomic kit was listed as a minor hazard baffles me.
Forget God's greatest warrior, meet Joe's greatest glazer "PlayboyAnakinTheCreator"
Playboi Carti is the greatest rapper of all time btw
@@KMJdoggo someone take his opinion privileges away
Nah Michael>>> frfr
@@KMJdoggo lil bro I hope you get endless Spotify ads anytime you try and listen to a song.
@@ChadWorknot an opinion it’s a fact
0:17 on one of fortnite’s recent insta posts i saw silly bands in the comments saying “Fortnite x Silly Bands?” 😭
26:43 has to go in a Joe Bart out of context video
😂😂😂😂wtf😂😂😂
0:00 Joe Bart parts his lips, lowers his chin, and releases his vocal cords to create a symphony of noise. Beautiful, Joe.
5:51 simple answer: most kids don't play with physical toys anymore.
I’ve been having a hard time in life where I can’t really find comfort or joy in any way. watching your videos or streams after a long day always helps me. thank you joe :)
@@moespada8896 Same bro
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One kid going to an emergency room every 3 minutes for a toy related injury is crazy to think about
until you realize every SECOND 4 babies are born
Joe I just want to say you saved me from so many times I was feeling in my lows and you brought me joys through my highs. Thank you you Joe 🙏🏼
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“Yeah, I grew up playing with uranium”
bro i swear little kids see some little shit like a magnet and just think "oh a delectable sweet!"
0:27 silly bands went crazy
Bro what 90% of these weren’t even deadly. Just kids and or parents being stupid. Maybe even on purpose to get a check. No wonder people think the world has gone soft when even kids toys have to be completely stupid proof and extremely safe. Bro when I was a kid I was outside on a bike chilling with other kids idek the names of just doing crazy stuff. I fall off a bike and get cut but ig now that would be worthy of suing over.
It’s also insane af that knockoffs lead to bans. Like wtf? Go after the ones taking cheap shortcuts.
actually dude when i would hurt myself on using a toy id learn my lesson and not do that shit again. these are just parents trying not to take the blame fir being shit at raising their kids. whenever something happens they put the blame on someone else then these kids grow up to be utterly clueless about how to solve problems. such as that one about the girl getting her hair caught in the dolls mouth, USE SCISSORS AND CUR HER FUCKING HAIR IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT??? half of these people have no common sense it's infuriating
And now the toys are all cheap crap and theres nothing cool like an easybake or smth.
its hard to go after the knockoffs because what if theyre like pretty close to exactly the same appearance wise? And theyre made over in china and other foreign countries. I understand your point tho
Holy yap
@@awqha not the product but the company itself then banning the company from selling or making the product. This is if we know its knockoff. But it seemed like we knew that the original was safer so if we know that then idk why it was banned in general instead of just the knockoff or at least the company who makes the knock off.
So many problems could have been solved by parent supervision like I understand missing your kid swallowing one magnet but three??? 😭
Joes the only UA-camr I can consistently watch
The amount of ridiculous toys made before was unreal. And silly bands was the SHIIIII
21:35 😂😂😂😂😂bro I am dying after that one
I was in third grade in 1985. My grandma fought someone to get me the last Cabbage Patch kid in the store.
I ended up collecting 14 cabbage patch kids !
Joe, dolls are definitely toys. You push them in strollers that you change their clothes you feed them.
21:38Joe trying not to laugh is actually hilarious
I was in a Walmart today and I literally saw a modernized Easy Bake Oven for sale and I was a little confused because I thought they were banned for good. Crazy that I’m seeing its lore this same day on your channel.
Bro is just saying what everyone thinking😂😂 love this guy no diddy
i love joe bart
Every video your outro is I gotta piss chat I’ll brb 😂 33:21
joe saying mini cupcake got me dying for no reason
Moral of the story- "don't let dumb kids play with cool toys."
The moment when he sead omg it's eating a tiepod yum yum got me dying 😭
You never fail to make me laugh thank you Joe.
That Simon game can treat me for hours
Mom:“video games are bad for you”
Girls toys:💀
The Polly pocket magnet house made me have a whiplash into childhood. I totally forgot I had that. Luckily I wasn't a stupid kid and swallowed the magnets
22:18 “LET IT RIB!1!1!1”
How dare UA-cam hide this from me for 40 seconds
But you are 2 hours late 💀
@ Ik UA-cam glitched and said 40 seconds
Its like he's still with us 🕊️
Bro silly bands is so nostalgic 😭
Joe Barts got to be the best UA-camr right now
13:56 MEME WORTHY... JUST SAYIN
Naa
20:09 i had a helicopter that flew away in the wind into some forest and was lost forever
YO I THINK I FOUND IT WHERE WAS IT THAT YOU LOST IT???
I FOUND A HELICOPTER TOY IN A FOREST THAT WAS JUST MISSING A BIT OF THE BLADE
That’s so sad 😢
“I think there’s helicopter hanging right there” 🤣😂 ah blud 😭⁉️
2:13 my first meth lab💀💀💀
If only Walter White gave that to junior
Some of these toys are just natural selection tbh.
The crazy thing about all these danger hazard of a toy, Lego is still standing.
Joe's chat are the biggest yes men ever 😂
Joe needs to do a try not to laugh kids getting hurt 😂
Slap brackets were cutting edge 😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy how this came out three years ago feels like it was two hours ago
Funny to think that as of now, nobody has finished this entire video without skipping
One kid going to an emergency room every 3 minutes for a toy related injury is wild to think about
big ups joseph, you’re killin the game
lego is like the first toy once your kid gets an addiction (in terms of price tags)
$650 would be the equivalent of buying a new console that just dropped from scalpers for your kid
0:00 - Handsome philosopher begins speaking.
What the glaze
@@Pringleman3 not glaze just love
5:00 I can confirm that slap bracelets are pretty dangerous. My sister had one one on her bed and didn’t know so when she had jumped onto her bed the bracelet had cut into her leg. We had to take her to get stitches.
Yo that’s fucking crazy., hope she healed without issue
28:34 am i stupid or dont you just need to breath out to release it????
23:40 my brother got one for his birthday when we were a bit younger and once he tried to get off it he fell and broke his arm😭
Why bro laugjong
@@AaaAaa-n6r7kwhat is laugjong buddy cant write bro aint laughing
bop it is an absolute gem of a game
12:13 The video forgot to mention the the cabbage patch dolls had no off switch or any other way to turn them off.
That’s terrifying
@@Mathiasovrevik Yeah, this video also left out the detail that many of the children killed by the Pokeball toys were under 2 years of age and forgot to mention that the toys were rereleased later with tiny holes added to the bottom to prevent the vacuum effect.
I love your videos joe your my favourite UA-camr/streamer. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!!
Hey Joe, imagine lawn darts go much faster as bullets from a gun.
7:48 Joe have you ever held real life tape measures…. Especially the one in that heavy duty metal mechanism. Those were basically razor blades, not even kidding when that thing will slick back into that little machine. You best believe any fingers in the way is getting caught up in the journey.😂
Satisfaction brought it back.
5:11 one time I had a slap bracelet when I was a kid, and I took the little wrapper off, and I was slinging around and it cut my hand almost IN HALF and I had to go to the icu
5:58
We don’t even have toys
2009/2010 kids were the cut off year from collectable toys to just shitty ipad kids.
Think it js depends on who they grew up around
Well we didn’t really have iPads but we have leap frogs and then in 2013 that’s when the iPad stuff came around
Around 2012/2013 kids are the ones who use ipads
No 2014/2015 the first four years of the 2010s were so incredibly mild
my dad still has the lawn darts game in our garage LOL
I must have been getting those bootleg slap bracelets every dam time, because every single one i got the fabric would tear, and the impossibly sharp tape measure edges would cut my fingers up😭😭😭
Joe been having the most entertaining videos recently 🙏🙏
Joe is love Joe is life
Now no good toys just work in factory😢
19:33 I got a McRib ad right after this 💀
Hi I love this guy he makes me happy😁
16:40 I had this set growing up and I never knew this was an issue. 😭 I also never knew polly pockets were discontinued in the US. (I'm Canadian tho)
Some of these feel like natural selection
W Joe Bartolozzi video
17:49 put strings on them
I actually remember being young and swallowing magnets. They weren’t polly pocket toys, but were just the little metallic balls you could use to make structures. One of the girls in my class swallowed some by accident and they did in fact connect inside her intestines, it squeezed the track shut and she needed surgery immediately. She came to school a few weeks later and showed us all the surgery scar and the magnets were banned from our school
W for Joe and Brady ❤
nah picking up the bullets after is lowkey part of the fun, I only don't fw nerf bc they're just so weak. I haven't bought any of the newer ones but every gun i played with just never did enough
Have a good day joe
Bro doesn’t know cabbage patch kids😂😂
Me constantly replaying to him saying kids 💀
4:30 Lego. That shit is EXPENSIVE nowadays
they ripped the skydancers so hard it seemed like they were trying to turn on a chainsaw
18:02 that’s why they make stuff that your roll on the floor and it picks it up for you
Love you Joe ❤
Most of these seemed to have happened when Mattel or Hasbro saw an independent company with a toy that was really successful and died out, so they bought the company and remade the toy just for it to then cause problems when it didn’t before
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SLEEP JOE!
for real lol
20:22 I have this cheap drone that you would think is offbrand or weak but it was strong af and once I flew it like 100 ft high and when it lost connection it just slowly flew down and when it was like 6 ft above the floor still going down a car sped down the road and hit it directly but when I looked at it on the floor it was perfectly fine and still usable today
27:01 I'm dying omg😭💀
Oml I had so many of these when I was younger 😭
bop it is really underrated cant lie
Say hi if your a Bart fan
I had a sky dancer when i was little. It took out my window and sent my sister to the ER. 😂
The lawn darts look fun just do make them so sharp and deadly
When ur boutta f hot chocolate up at 7:14 pm on a Tuesday night watching Joe bartolozzi 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Joe def was the type of kid to have like 20 wrist bands
Bro crashing a toy helicopter and watching it stop working made me freak out😭(19:51)
Joe you have really helper me out Recently with mental healththank you.
The burger king pookie balls situation pissed me off a bit bc it was the consumers fault for being stupid and actively harming themselves with the ball halve ;-;