Tory Tutors! Helping MPs to give the right response...
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2024
- Tory politicians seem to be struggling with their answers this week. Maybe this will help?
Satirical political comedy sketch from the comedian Matt Green.
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A Tory Tutor helped me get a double standard in my racial inequality exam, than you Mr. Cleverly.
"When you need a response but not an answer".
This is true of most politicians.
But well said.
Love this guy always spot on
Brilliant!
"The truth hurts, your reputation with some of your voters." Oh my... 🤣🤣😂
Fantastic!
Will need to see you live ☺️
Oh my god, you are so good.
"For when you need a response but not an answer"
Brilliant, Matt!
I still like how they can’t give the answer because it might offend some potential voters. And those same voters would claim they only weak people get offended.
Tory Tutors?? How can i join up? Fabulous Matt! So clever!!
Brilliant as ever Matt. theres so much material out there! Thanks for your wonderful take on things!
Superb
Great Matt! So subtle with the sarcasm, keep up the good work and keep me smirking. 👏👏
Excellent!
A response but not an answer -- I can think of so many scenarios outside of politics where that can come in handy. Those tutors are going to be rich! 😂😂😂
Never before have I witnessed a government held so universally in contempt.
Brilliant Matt . 😂
Almost as funny as Mark Harper and Michael Tomlinson.
But keep at it Matt ...one day satire will reclaim itself from the tory party. 😂😂😂
😂😂Oh Matt you’re not wrong 😉. Listening to Tory MPs talking about 30p Lee I’m sure they were tutored by you🤪😂
Saw you in Newcastle last week. Absolutely brilliant. On the way back to the car we came across two young men in the stairwell of the car park setting up their drug paraphernalia. Politely asked them to move. They apologised and moved, then carried on with whatever they were doing. It struck me how very British the exchange was... even the meth addicts are polite
I noticed the same when I was in England; drug addicts and homeless people 🫅🏼🤴🏼are much politer than Italians 🧟♀️🧟
I’m glad you liked the show! And well done for finding the polite meth addicts 😆
Italians in general or...?
Everyone go and see him! He is great - his support act is excellent too :P
Yay!! A Matt Green March in Sohohoho London! Go Matt!
Brilliant. Sign me up!
Tutors wasnt the word I was thinking but...words are hard.
Great Show in Edinburgh. Who'da thought the issue of whether Portugal had the tooth fairy would be so controversial.
Say hi to the Rt Hon Geoff Jeffery MP, BP, HeeBeGB. Fighting for his right, wing, Paaarty.
Brilliant as ever 😂😂👏👏👏👏
Well done Matt
Stick with the line "it's wrong" it's wrong" "it's wrong" 🙏😂
coming to an academy near you
Funny😅
Oh, that was funny!
The latest circular answers of “what 30p Lee Anderson said was _wrong_” and “what 30p Lee Anderson said is _unacceptable_” was spot on!
Why can’t we have harmless Tory interviews any more, like Jeremy Paxman and Michael Howard in 1997.
I’m loving the royalty free music at the end.
Responses, fine; answers - you gotta be kidding! Very Yes Minister.
spot on Matt...
Perceptive as ever Matt ! more spinning than a laundrette ! By the way, has anyone else noticed that David Lammy sounds like Thomas Plant from "Bargain Hunt" ?
Nice Work Mr G.
this week the tories have jumped the shark completely. They have made it a crime for a tory MP to us the word Islamophobia. Its beyond bizarre now. Must be so hard to keep writing comedy about them. The truth wiht them is so much more weird.
Love your channel Matt
As always…. Bang on…..
Awesome !
Love this guy he makes me laugh
So good!
Not bad .😀
genius
Remember, homework sets you free.
the punning off the chain matt
Tory tutors! Preparing you to become your best sociopath!
😱 Now Sir Goodenough went being Lobbyist 😱
Didn't work for 30p Lee 😂
Channelling Brian Butterfield here
... so... how many serious inquiries for tuition services you got?
Anyone think with different glasses Matt would be a spitting image of Michael Tomlinson MP ? (no insult intended Matt)
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Brian Butterfield vibes
Where do I sign up?
That's just spot on Matt as usual. The bit about Islamists just shows how low we've gone with Woke playground politics. 😂
0:17 Oh "crack team of educators", I misheard.
That's right, we don't believe in Islamophhh ... Islamophhuuhhhh ... we prefer to say a completely different thing (but only when we're forced to talk about it at all) that we think sounds less racist, but actually makes us look more racist because it sounds like we're either denying the problem exists or making excuses for the things our MPs say.
Getting a serious Brian Butterfield vibe here
It's horrible to watch this play out in interviews.
If you get 20 immigrants in a Dinghy, how long will it take to process them?
A: It's the EU's fault.
B: Errrrmmm.,...
C: You're harassing me, I'm calling the Police.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🫶👍
Embrace the propaganda, its the tory way.
Hate that song.
Good one, mate.
Showing your working is woke 🤣
Once again, far too close to reality to be labelled as comedy.
😁xx
Once again, far too close to reality to be labelled as comedy.