I used the CD to open my bottle of Alcohol... Now I'm drunk and I'm ready to sing a happy song about ponies and peanut butter... why do you want to fight me... I ate a banana and then I zzzzzzzzz
We had Peapod and HomeGrocer delivery services in Dallas back in the 90s. It was ahead of its time and I don't think they're around anymore. It was a unique experience ordering groceries back then but now a week doesn't go by that I'm not hitting up Instacart.
No surprise that instacart worker Jeff needs to be fired, as last week he tried to charge me for 20 boxes of cheerios, and a case of condoms when all I wanted was a box of frosted flakes, a TV guide, and case of Rolling Rock!!! DAMN YOU JEFF!!!
As someone who used to be an Instacart shopper, I wish we could leave the IM Chat and make reasonable substitutes. I wouldn’t sub the Spider-Man cereal though. And, yes, I did get an order where someone wanted All (or 14) of the gallon jugs of spring water the store had but we only had 3 left...those people do exist.
My idea for the next episode: Friday Night Funkin' in the '90s But what is Friday Night Funkin'? It's simple, it's basically a game about music, just hit those arrow keys or wasd to hit a note, isn't that cool???
I love how they mess up insta as instantiate instead of instant. It reminds me of that episode of the it crowd with spaceololgy where they mess up how it actually works. I know what instant has two meanings #1) now/nunc #2) existence
I am one of those people who weren’t born in the 90s and didn’t actually to experience it but dang this video is giving a lot of nostalgia idk why but maybe it’s because of my relatives
Next time you could do: If door dash existed in the 90s. Or maybe if Whatsapp was around in the 80s-90s. Possible also if blender was around in the 80s. Or if audible was in the 90s. Or if raid shadow legends-
Fact: the Weird Paul CD will NOT get you drunk
Pretty weird that this doesn’t have replies yet. also put me in the credits in the next video squirrel monkey lol
Yeah True i drink it last night and immmmm totallly not driunnk as inemf tyfing thsib lihgjt nowbdhejsbxh
I used the CD to open my bottle of Alcohol... Now I'm drunk and I'm ready to sing a happy song about ponies and peanut butter... why do you want to fight me... I ate a banana and then I zzzzzzzzz
Are you the fact core?
ok i will download the CD without getting "drunk"
I like how the terms of service have "i agree to become an organ donor" And "i agree to be called in for jury duty"
Don't Forget about "getting calls about your cars extended Warranty"
"JIF, also known as GIF" that part got my laughing good, i love the attention to detail is all of your stuff so much
Haha, I'm glad that my viewers pay attention to those details. :)
True, it was funnier than it should be xD
"I'm going to remove the toilet paper because it's not like we're in a pandemic".... That line killed me 🤣
Yes, me too :D I thought germany was the only country with that problem
You’ve nailed the overcomplexity and terrible interfaces of the mid 90s! Awesome work!
Yep!
“I hAvE tO pAy A fEe FoR tHe FeEs?”
That one was so funny though 😂
WAaaaaaWAaaaaaa
Where the Timestamp for that?
8:16.
Note: “Fee fee” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Jeff has left the chat. Your shopping is now complete"
Squirrel Monkey: *Starts Intensively Swears and Speaks in Highed Pitched Sounds*
Password:
Don't forget your password.
Some of the audience: "That's brilliant. I can't wait to use it."
0:10 - 2:10 is how I feel in a computer science lecture
It’s like the “encabulator” videos where it’s two minutes of endless technobabble.
The Return Of The King
5:44 is pretty much what we all do when signing up for anything....
This Comment Is Empty So Yeah Imma Comment. First Btw
Yes lmao blah blah blah I agree
DO MIITOPIA
Hi masterofhyrule. Stop showing deaths of game characters
@@stones80123 NO >:( i want it
Watching an episode of Wonders of the World Wide Web right before going to bed always makes me happy
Sameeeee
As someone who works in a supermarket, this is 100 percent accurate
Hahaha!
Squirrel
😂😂😂
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom bruh some of the ** heard bad word
“Squirrel Monkey has been removed for cussing. Family friendly content! :)”
Ladies and gentlemen, we have been blessed with a new spider monkey video
yes
You meant squirrel monkey
Eggboyethan8, I don't think she is spider monkey
Yay
yep
7:59 She said every swear word she knew lol
Klorox Bleach: "not a medicine, don't inject!"
7:56 When you die when only two players remain
I have no clue what insta-cart is so looks like I’ll be going back to the 90’s haha
They deliver groceries to your home.
Now my head hurts. God I love that modem sound. I had some of the best times of my life with that sound. I wouldn't answer the door.
loved the small jokes like the name of the guy who messaged back and the rest of the terms and conditions, great effort
The "son of a _____________" got me
7:56
When you get banned among us server
LOL
I was just starting to wonder about this channel. Glad to see a new upload. Also glad to hear the keyboard slamming.
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@@SquirrelMonkeyCom Fixing the vent for the impostors?
We had Peapod and HomeGrocer delivery services in Dallas back in the 90s. It was ahead of its time and I don't think they're around anymore. It was a unique experience ordering groceries back then but now a week doesn't go by that I'm not hitting up Instacart.
"You have replaced All with all detergents" lmao
Holy shit, 6:30 morning and video in 80's/90's theme, got nostalgic for a while
I really love how she pronounce the word "online".
Thanks for your amazing videos. They are very high quality and it gives me a heavy feel of nostalgia.
an umbrella is an umbrella = funny joke
all detergent = all the detergent!= SUPER funny joke
HEHE
Fee fee
"I would love to recieve a call about your cars extended warranty"
No surprise that instacart worker Jeff needs to be fired, as last week he tried to charge me for 20 boxes of cheerios, and a case of condoms when all I wanted was a box of frosted flakes, a TV guide, and case of Rolling Rock!!! DAMN YOU JEFF!!!
i bet shoppers only hear the orders by the phone and this is why there so many mistakes
Case of c*nd*ms. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wow thank you for taking the time to make these for us! We appreciate it! 😄
Thank you!
As someone who used to be an Instacart shopper, I wish we could leave the IM Chat and make reasonable substitutes. I wouldn’t sub the Spider-Man cereal though.
And, yes, I did get an order where someone wanted All (or 14) of the gallon jugs of spring water the store had but we only had 3 left...those people do exist.
0:15
Is it just me, or is this explanation actually more complicated than figuring it out yourself?
I'll just wait until OmegaMart joins the service.
😂
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom lol
Wait Flippy, Did You Just Said Omega Mart?
@@thiswastheend Oh oh oh Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in-store for you!
@@SquirrelMonkeyComNot “😂”, “💀”.
This is some funny stuff.
I am actually a 90s computer and this truly encapsulated my experience on insta-cart.
BEFORE 1K
YOURE BACK!!111 MY FAVE SERIES1111!!
I always wanted to live near an Instantiation Principle Cart enabled supermarket back in the 90s :(
7:56 DID SHE JUST SWEAR
The line "SON OF A *********** BULL**** A********* you're not getting any extra tip mister!" really got me.
LOL @ the replacements, especially the Weird Paul one, good one. :-)
:)
“But what is Instacart?” Best line ever.
3:00
"Type..."
Keyboard: "I'll have to stop you right there."
7:16 had me dying
"Dear Jeff
I don't want to be a whiner, but SON OF THE B--"
7:57 Can’t believe she just said swear words with bleeps.
This front end dev dearly loved how $390.25 + $28.05 turned into $468.3
BRILLIANT
(Next time, $468.30000000000002!)
Omg, Korn! Winner of the 90s.
“I don’t need this toilet paper, it’s not like we are in a pandemic” LMAO
They make jokes about the pandemic. Just check their Zoom video
Something tells me that Squirrel Monkey has had a similar issue in the past. Glad I never had this kind of issue with Amazon Fresh.
I have good experiences with Amazon Fresh and Instacart. If there is a problem, they fix it.
Not if you need to pay the fee fee.
... what's really sad is that it really is necessary to explain those first three steps...
I love these videos! They feel like they are real commercials!
An umbrella is an umbrella 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just remembered this channel exists and I'm glad I did. Now just binge watching all the ones I've missed out on for the past few months!
I guess “we are running through the 90s” Max Coveri
7:56 Son of a- (bleep) a- (bleep) o- (bleep) got me rollin'!!!
Do a video on a COVID-85 pandemic. How we'd work from home, remote learning, what Reagan would do, etc.
4:11, I see what you did there
i cant believe she actually read the terms and conditions
I love these videos because of all the creepy ester eggs and references like how the shopper in this one was Jeffrey Dahmer.
I guess he had a side hustle.
Oh you wanted fresh broccoli? I just grabbed a frozen bag instead, that cool?
7:56 when some kid who has admin bans you from your favorite roblox game
Did no one else take notice of the Shoppers name? Jeff...Dahmer
My idea for the next episode: Friday Night Funkin' in the '90s
But what is Friday Night Funkin'?
It's simple, it's basically a game about music, just hit those arrow keys or wasd to hit a note, isn't that cool???
omg you even got the picture of the items of how they look in the 90s And the alcohol becomes before babies lol
Explanatory intros are things of the past...
Well this does take place in the 90s
World wide web when Jeff leaves chat:SON OF A (bleep) F-(bleep) BU(bleep)
World wide web after swearing:You're not getting any extra tip mister
Jeff:stay mad🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
I never knew Insta-Cart ever existed. Great video! Can you do Siri in the 80’s Mac edition?
I love how they mess up insta as instantiate instead of instant. It reminds me of that episode of the it crowd with spaceololgy where they mess up how it actually works.
I know what instant has two meanings
#1) now/nunc
#2) existence
This video was an Istaclick for me!
many of the visual and spoken gags here made me chuckle. Enough so that I likely missed a few :D
This is such a philosophical advertisement.
Wow this Is very Amazing and After i Watched your video i felt like in the 90's
I am one of those people who weren’t born in the 90s and didn’t actually to experience it but dang this video is giving a lot of nostalgia idk why but maybe it’s because of my relatives
Thank you! :-) Subscribe for more. Very soon (maybe even today, I'll upload GrubHub in the '80s".
90s scammers selling dos for the same price as windows 98
I’m an IC shopper and this s hilarious
The end is so funny !!! LOOOLLL
can please make more of these where the speaker gets mad at somthing
I never heard of Instacart and i watched it for some reason
I'll probably be shocked if this 90s Instacart was online right now
Imagine: When Instacart replaces food and i throw 90s Computer into a Window
You must pay a processing fee to process the fee for the fee fee!
My parents are watching a High Pitched Clapping Sounds video for some fucking reason
My PC doesn't have MMX acceleration, is it still Instacart-compatible or will I have to get an OverDrive?
I'm still waiting to receive my Korn tickets...
i love your videos, they are actually funny
I plan on maybe making a song based of of your videos
The email and SSN input fields... Ahead of its time!
Also, love the products, truly a masterpiece~
This is like shopping for grocery at Walmart.com today.
7:02 jdahmer60 😅
I see that you did there!
TV guide and Peanuts were swapped HAHAHA
yes it is the guy again mom he is here
Excellent work, as always. The series only gets better with each new installment.
Awesome, brilliant, and hilarious as always.
Welcome back, champ.
This is one of my favorite episodes of Wonders of the World Wide Web.
Thank you!
@Squirrel Monkey Can you do an episode on Midjourney?
@@UriahStuff Don't know what it is, but I'll check it out. Next video will be Duolingo. After that probably ChatGPT.
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom Similar to DALL-E but different
@@UriahStuff Just curious, what do you like the most about the Instacart video?
Instacart always does stupid replacements.
For example, I was trying to buy a paper towel, and it replaced it with cabbage
Next time you could do: If door dash existed in the 90s.
Or maybe if Whatsapp was around in the 80s-90s.
Possible also if blender was around in the 80s. Or if audible was in the 90s. Or if raid shadow legends-
“Upgrade today and win tickets to Korn”
I am going to a korn concert this year :)
"No Kermit the Frog?!"-squirelmonkey
The first part where it goes all philosophical is giving me Omega Mart vibes.
This had me dying lol.