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My favorite iconic Tumblr post is the "She was poetry, but he couldn't read" post
his name was jared hes nineteen
when his parents built a very strange machine
Heyyyy, Macarena!
Horrable job everyone
So he's dialectic
Just say men are illiterate lol
It was in this year that I realized Jory is a man with three girlfriends and not a lesbian in a poly relationship
i want to live in your universe
A man with three weed smoking girlfriends who smork weed bunts.
oh
only a man would talk abt them like trophies
@@literallyjanelane or, given it's nature, somebody doing an obvious joke.
The performance of three weed smoking girlfriends is better than any film ever made
Thank you so much!
@@CharleyMarlowe i love you kept losing your shit performing those posts. just the cherry on top
I know right! truly an Oscar worthy performance.
@@CharleyMarlowe playing!? pLAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG!!!!?
so true!
markiplier finally heard about the LA gangs, apparently he made a Twitter poll when he was in the hospital asking people to guess why and one of the options was 'LA gangs finally got me' lol
RIP Markiplier. He died by LA gang
Thank you for informing me of this, I checked it out and proceeded to laugh for like two minutes straight until my cat knocked something over and scared me enough to make me stop laughing
notably the other three options were
- boob reduction surgery
- boob unreduction surgery
- intestines went kaboom
i guarantee he's known about the LA gangs for a while bc he has a tumblr account and has (semi) actively used it for years
@@genericname2747this implies markiplier onlyfans is necrophilia content
honorable mentions
- moreos
- randy your sticks
- the bone stealing witch
- none pizza left beef
- my cousin throckmorton
- any variation of the "shoving breadsticks into my purse" meme
omg none pizza left beef reminded me of callmecarson 😢
what about cousin oskar from iceland?
I think about randy your sticks approximately ten times a day
none pizza left beef is just general internet culture by now
They’re lesbians Carl
Finally hearing the “weed smoking girlfriends” post being read out loud makes me feel like I’m hearing an audible of an Onision book
Why is this the perfect description-
i know im screaaming
That's LITERALLY what I was thinking
it’s confirmation i didn’t conjure it up in my head during my 17 year old drinking at breakfast because the family went on vacation without me phase and it’s the confirmation i need
smorking *
The way the Weed Smoking Girlfriends post is LITERALLY a whole SEVENTH of the video is really frightning
Jordie might come for us if we dont give it the respect it is due.
as it should be
I don't like that post
Too cursed for me
okay but also wasn't there a whole update where he was living in a storage unit and reconnected with them and had a CHILD?? imagine how much longer it could have been
@@RTdances WHERE IS THIS UPDATE
The Jefferson miku binder is my favorite for a lot of reasons but I love how obvious it is that it was written by a very sheltered suburban teenager, from the combination of "traumatic drug-addicted past" and "the hippest hangouts are Barnes and Noble and Starbucks"
That’s 95% of all Hamilton fans
This particular take really made me cackle
my sister and her friend had it as a matching background because it was their favorite meme of all time
As someone who was a Hamilton fan at like 12 years old, this is very true. I was o wattpad and honestly when those images came out i was so used to Hamilton stuff I didn't blink they looked like a normal modern au. Looking back it's batshit and if Hamilton hadn't sparked my love for musicals and history i would probably hate it viscerally these days, even though it's actually a really good piece of musical theatre.
i am sad to report that the person who drew it is in fact still a very sheltered suburban adult simply because apparently when ol’ ding dong the witch is dead lizzy died they made a post about how she would reincarnate as a horse that was 100% serious
When people do the "do you love the color of the sky?" and you swipe hard to get as fast as possible, but it was a prank and was cut way shorter and you have to scroll back up
or when it goes to black they do the "Hey you. You're finally awake."
"Please, I'll do anything" "Anything?" "Yes, anything" "then perish"
Goes so fucking hard and I can't believe it originated from an UwU roleplay shitpost
You have a point. It should be "then pewish"
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 no, because Obama doesn't uwu speak in it
@@australiathecountrycontine2377 You’re thinking of Polygon’s series “Overboard.” Brennan definitely did reference it, but it originated here in tumblr hell! Or at least was popularized by the post haha
@@australiathecountrycontine2377 they were referencing this text post
@@Bee.. I know the series.
Oh
"old tumblr gets a bad rap but it was really very wholesome"
"next up is the severed toe post"
I hate that one. It's possibly the absolute worst one from that era
I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure the severed toe post was from the Middle Tumblr era? Not quite old enough to be Old Tumblr
Tbh, it’s actually kinda wholesome
I mean, it was all consensual, so nothing really non-wholesome about it.
I mean there's nothing really terrible about that one. It sounds really fucking wild without context, but when you learn the backstory it isn't all that crazy. Someone had to have her toe amputated due to a medical problem and she kept it because she wants to be buried with it when she dies. A while later the preservative has expired so she found someone who had the skills to put the toe into a different vessel with fresh preservative solution. Far more wholesome than the graverobbing Tumblr drama.
"buy my silence, permanently. for $8,000 a month, I will stop" is one of my top favorite posts of all time
The best thing is communismkills still maintains a blog off-Tumblr and she apparently was at the January 6th insurrection
@@purplestarfish90holy shit. not shocking but damn
@@purplestarfish90communism kills apparently but insurrections don’t?? wild
Oh yes I quite that to this day
"mr sandman, man me a sand! make him the cutest man car door hook hand" lives in my brain rent free
petition for a part two where that shows up
Right?? The phrase "man car door hook hand" sometimes just shows up in my head like a jingle from a commercial
The video of someone singing is on my daily playlist it's perfect
annnnd now thats stuck in my head, i JUST forgot it
it’s a classic man door hand hook car door story
if i ever join a dnd campaign and the dm doesn't tell stories like Jory and his three weed smoking girlfriends (who kiss him and hold his hands) ill never go back
this is exactly what i thought of lol
My DM actually does this. I'm not convinced he isn't Jory.
don't forget, they also smoke weed.
I was thinking his post reminded me of the way that griffin McElroy does his monologues
Hey uhhhh- Virgil????
Honorable mention to the “my gfs husband is in the army”
Bro that is one of my favorite posts ever
We love a complex triad
"Bitch that's the tubby custard machine." Will, to me, remain one of the greatest quotes to come from not just the hellsite of Tumblr but the internet as a whole.
Little has made me cackle more then bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
Little has made me cackle more then bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
Little has made me cackle more then bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
Oppa Homeless Style has such an interesting backstory being a fake story within a fake story. The OG post never existed. It was a fake screenshot to make SJWs look ridiculous and bad. Sarah Z has a whole video dissection on it.
Is that the video where it turns out it’s Toby all the way down?
@@rowanmas7384 wait but what if it was toby... what if we're all toby?
I was looking for the comment about this
what is the video called i can’t find it
nvm found it
Where is the "You cannot kill me in a way that matters" mushroom post
Decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s like actually my favorite
i love that post, strange needs to make a video about the best tumblr quotes
Omg or the obscur Obama quote posts like not actual quotes but ones from people’s dreams or weird fanfiction but they are like such powerful quotes and it’s so weird
totally my fav, it's my bio in a ton of places
I fucking love miku binder Jefferson. The thought that if actual, historical Thomas Jefferson could see it he would find it totally incomprehensible but still be incredibly offended fills me with joy.
Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible
And you're descendants will despise your grave
@@Speederzzz jokes on you, dicktits! I’m not gonna have descendants!
@@gingersnap189 pretty sure that's a quote
@@Speederzzz yo'rue*
@@polynuclear2970 and your descendants will dispose you are grave?
I know it's not technically a heritage post yet but the color theory children's hospital post has a special place in my heart
Every time it comes up, I am once again amused and appalled in equal parts
how could that not be mentioned ?!
The barbie ruggable gave me flashbacks
that and the gendered colours homestuck post
its never not good
None pizza left beef, Randy your sticks and man door hand hook car door are tragically absent
then who phone, and the moreos kid ... but i hold a special place in my heart for "RANDY YOUR STICKS!!!!!"
man car door hook hand my beloved
RANDY YOUR STICKS
nah, man door hand hook car door was a 4chan post initially, and so was who was phone. but fuck it’s a crime that moreos wasn’t on here
none pizza with left beef oh my god,, a few months ago I saw someone order that as a homage and it's a tragedy I've never been able to order one myself
Weed Smoking Girlfriends guy isn't even playing by the rules of roleplaying, you're not supposed to dictate what someone else's character does smh /hj
kujhygtrfed
He’s not like other role players
Exactly
That's because he's not role-playing that stuff really happened
what does hj mean
"Harold they're lesbians" also deserves an honorable mention for sure
There needs to be a pride edition of top tier tumblr posts cuz there were some gems.
I still will IRL say "people are gay, steven" on the regular
I can't believe "You cannot kill me in a way that matters [Decay is an extant form of life!]" and "Potterheads, grab your wands" missed the list
the CHOKEHOLD "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" has on me to this day man...
There are like 6 quotes abt mushrooms and the goats that are carved into my eyelids
"gay af to have glasses. what are you looking at? other men?" is one of my favorite posts and of course none pizza with left beef. and all of mutantapologist's Hannibal content though only none pizza is iconic
“kinda gay to get in a gunfight tbh. what are you doing blasting hot loads into other men” is another favorite of mine although it is considerably grosser
Omg you have reminded me of the post "i thought gay people would call each other hotcock"
@@katrina9877 that one is so iconic
i remember seeing none pizza left beef for the first time every and laughing about it for like a week straight
None pizza with left beef makes me irrationally angry.
Didn't Sarah Z uncover that Oppa Homeless Style was a doctored post that never existed on Tumblr done by an anti-SJW as a false flag?
I think it was Heritage Posts that uncovered that, I could be wrong though...
@@ghalfsharp0 nah it was Sarah z it was a super long video
Heritage posts did most of the research on that post in particular, sarah z did a deep dive into fake story culture and the user that made most of the fake stories for reddit including oppa homeless style
@@ghalfsharp0 you're right, she put their conclusions and the conclusions of a few other investigators into a singular video essay
so it never existed but people talked about it via fake screenshots or something? anyway, gonna check sarah Z, thx
The “ then perish “ mr obama post never fails to fucking destroy me. i literally quoted it so much in middle school and i still call my friends mr obama in an anime girl voice to annoy my friends. bless whoever made that post for ruining my life
Same vibe as "then beg"
oh my god. "Hewwo Mr Obama" is literally the only way me and my friend greet each other when getting into VC. You're not alone.
"bless this post for ruining my life" yeah, that sounds right
Same here.
Uh do I know you
My favorite part of Charley’s performance of the weed smoking girlfriends is their complete voice change when they interject (tattoo), gets me every time
Haha thanks!
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I watch Strange Æons during office time
Praxis
based
workers of the world unite, we rally around strange aeons
boss, more like boss baby 😎😎🤚
Apollo personified
Not quite as iconic as these posts but I think RANDY YOUR STICKS deserves an honorable mention
I wonder if Randy ever flipped his sticks
@@itsstrange1213 the world will never know 😔
did you know that randy (slimetony) is the dude who made that song Resonance? The really vaporwave song
@@angelharding2423 never heard of it lmao
One of my faves ever ngl
Seeing the color of the sky without Misha or spike traps is an interesting experience
I was braced for "Hey, you! You're finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush..."
i was so ready for a weezer album to pop up i was preparing so hard
TRUE, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL
I got hit with the Percy Jackson version
First time I saw it it had “no one expects the Spanish Inquisition” at the end lol
The Tumblr staff post where they announced that they would no longer allow for editing prior posts in a thread that got hit with "booty butt cheeks" before they actually implemented the change was honestly one of my all time favorites. so good.
that's so stupid and perfect.
One of my favorite posts is the "I have died every day waiting for you" with the stupid duck drawing
Bahahahah I forgot about that one! And the Halsey Colours bridge with SpongeBob screencaps?
I love that one lol
MY FAVORITE
Thank you for reminding me of that classic.
I laugh my ass off every time I see that one. The drawing just fits, it just looks right. I can no longer see a girl.
Slightly upset that none pizza left beef and “no but seriously, imagine it, you’re at a fall out boy concert etc.” we’re not included
None pizza left beef ❤
None pizza with left beef my beloved
@@BastardSugah oh my godddd I forgot about that one-
No but seriously imagine it:
You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…
“When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.”
Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.
none pizza with left beef isn't originally a tumblr post, it's just that it circulated throughout tumblr early on. it's from someone's personal blog (as in, their own website) in 2007. look it up, it comes from the twisted gen x mind of a big bang theory writer/producer named Steven Molaro
this is “dragonkin eating their mom’s engagement ring” erasure
Omg that was so iconic
I REMEMBER THIS ONE
I was thinking about that one! The one about the person who was attracted to mosquito bites should be here too
Going through these comments is like going through a haunted house, but instead of actors in spooky masks, you're just getting repeatedly punched from all directions
A classic
"It's called a bunt" is the most beautiful sentence I have heard in the English language. It gets me every time I revisit Jori's three weed smoking girlfriends
I brought myself to tears reading freaking Weed Smoking Girlfriends for this video
(tattoo)
I can hear them
Did you get and then lose three week-smoking girlfriends before the voice over? Those tears sounded so real I refuse to believe it wasn’t method acting
You poor poor entity.
But you did so great though, it was quality content
cole sprouse tumblr was his method acting practice for jughead in riverdale
Oh God, you're right
when i first heard of that experiment, all that came to mind was his weirdo monologue and i thought only one thing,
“so thats why he had that line”
I just exhaled forcefully
At the beginning of the vid I was like “how essential really is a voice actor?” but now I’m deep into the weed smorking girlfriends epic and I Understand Now
Absolutely.
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone mention:
The "when your parents think you're reading when you're really on your phone" post
And the anime glasses post
Also watching this is like watching my life flash before my eyes
ALSO THE ANNOYINGLY LONG PHOENIX WRIGHT LIBRARY BOOK POST
@@EggBabyOfficial tHE WHAT
@@Selinaru Man people don't remember these?? Back when I first joined they were inescapable. People liked putting annoyingly long posts on everyone's dash, so they'd get reblogged ALL the time just like the color of the sky post
I forgot about the anime glasses post!
i cant get over how the weed smoking girlfriend's post is written like a bad creepypasta
and yes.....they smoke weed
@@sarahgooey do they smoke weed?
This is missing: RANDY YOUR STICKS, none pizza left beef, man door hand hook car door, it fuckin wimdy, and of course "the gif isn't loading but it's supernatural isn't it"
THESE!!!
IT FUCKEN WIMDY IS A CLASSIC
Mr sandman, man me a sand.
i referenced man door hand hook car door and no one knew what i was talking about and it made me so sad
I AM EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD
I HAVE NOT BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
AND I STILL SAY IT FUCKIN WIMDY
Imagine a reality, where no one asked "are they smocking weed?"
Now why would I want to do that 🦦
*Marvel's What If intro starts playing*
Tragic
We would've World peace because then no one would've angered Jory enough to cause every bad thing ever
before i was on tumblr, on my first day of high school i complimented someone's cool rainbow shoelaces & they responded w/ the tumblr code & i FROZE like a deer in headlights for 10 seconds bc i was so fucking BAFFLED
i think i would instantly die on the spot if someone said the tumblr code out loud to me
Low key kinda sad that the communismkills “buy my silence, for $8000 a month I will stop” meme didn’t make it. I think about that one at least once a week.
Aw, :( I wish "Human Pet Guy" Cybersmith made it too
Nobody ever did take her up on that offer. She's still around places other than just Tumblr. But I almost never see her so nowadays her randomly popping up in one of my feeds is like "oh, hey! THAT weirdo! I forgot about her."
Ok so, conspiracy time: the poster of the weed-smoking-girlfriends post is *actually* the author of my immortal, and came out of retirement for one last shitpost
BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
Not goffik enough
@@johnr797 maybe they traded their goff phase for a weed phase?
I`m not sure about that
@@robinmitchells that's certainly possible, dude weed is quite a common phase
how could you forget the " [insert fandom] grab your [object]" thats a mile long
Oh god I remember contributing to that mile hike of a post in my glory days.
i try to forget it on purpose
I’m mad that you reminded me of this cursed memory
I fucking HATED that. Tumblr fandom culture was always super cringeworthy to me, even when I was into fandom stuff myself.
ah yes, the supernatural fandom vs justin beiber fan war
where we all decided that an attack on the supernatural fandom was an attack on us all and we were going to defend them against the wicked, wicked beleibers
I'm sorry, but the miku binder Thomas Jefferson is legitimately hilarious because it inspired people who draw "cringe-miku-binder-sonas" for random politicians
Omg I didn't know that 😭
Also I think it's hilarious because the real Thomas Jefferson would have hated it
…guys do I draw Matt Walsh miku binder-
@@x_odaDO IT
@@MelodyLumina UH OH, IT MIGHT HAPPEN.
My favorite was Miku binder Julius Caesar
I am slightly disappointed by the lack of "none pizza left beef"
Also, the ability to edit quoted posts works just fine on forums, the difference is *tumblr doesn't have moderators*
Forums also work since the quoted post is usually right there to check lol, on tumblr you'd need to bother clicking over to the original post which pretty much nobody had a reason to do if they weren't already suspicious.
But Tumblr post edits got us "meaners" and "danny devito"
ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH. NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF IS MY FAVORITE:(
yeah!! and the house arrest ankle bracelet as well AHAHA
the creator of young sheldon apparently made it
other favourites include: the house arrest ankle bracelet and none pizza with left beef 😭
THE HOUSE ARREST ANKLE BRACELET IS SO GOOD IT'S TIMELESS. also i'm pretty sure the op is still on tumblr and they posted a follow-up pic without the bracelet fhfghjfg
Every time my family orders pizza I think of the none pizza with left beef
@@doctortalisman9861 YEAH I SAW THAT TOO god tumblr truly is A Website
@@raniwrites definitely one of the websites of all time
Those were really cute boots to be fair. Especially for their time.
Just hearing the phrase "Markiplier and the LA gangs" anymore makes me laugh so hard
sounds like an alternate universe boy band
MARKYMOO
SKSHENWIS I FKICING KNOW i’ve been cry-laughing from that stupid fucking post like 10 minutes
“Markimoo” SENDS ME
Okay but Gaud's "clown husbandry" saga was terrifying and hilarious. I dunno if it's considered classic tumblr yet but hey. Good times.
Also the mushroom death post.
Strange aeons is my only reminder that tumblr was a real place
was
and sarah z
Tbh I’ve had multiple tumblr history videos on my feed in the last couple hours, pretty high density actually
me, who’s active on tumblr: 👁👄👁
It's still here and still just as chaotic
Every time I hear her say "Oppa homeless style" I think she's saying "Oklahoma style" and I tense up in confusion
I was in grade school when the song was popular and hearing the tune again basically threw me into a different dimension
my friends and i, to this day, still say "hewwo?" when we walk into the room & someone else answers, "mistew obama?" & sometimes we get a little out of control & just start reciting the whole thing. we're in our 20s. it's been so many years.
Someone needs to study this
Kids in my high school did this I think the entire 4 years. We graduated this year.
this isn't really well known, but I'll never shut up about it because everyone needs to hear it.
The most iconic tumblr moments I witnessed was when TJ Lane (a school shooter) escaped prison and send a voice message to a tumblr account telling them to stop calling him a TWINK 😭😭
Link it or it didn't happen
I *need* to know if this Is real or an elaborate fake tumblr story in form of a UA-cam comment
I also must know if this is real, holy shit
NO IT'S REAL I REMEMBER IT
HERE IT IS
@@cybercrimelord WHERE
I know we all like to laugh at "I like your shoelaces" but please remember that the reddit equivalent was "The Narwhale Bacons at Midnight" so just know it can, indeed, get much worse.
Holy shit I need context wth
Yes please what does this mean
@@poy025 Reddit had a similar "Golden Age" that was much like Tumblr's. Full of wild stories, crazy subcultures, and posts now shrouded in legend.
"The Narwhale Bacon's at Midnight" was a proposed and then-popular phrase from that time that redditors could use to identify each other in a public physical space. Reddit was really into bacon and narwhales at the time.
Do people not remember the internet's narwhal phase? I think it was right after the moustache phase
So that’s what that was. I remember someone saying that to me at summer camp and I was like “what”
Okay, but TheJorie actually did really well at creating the setting and scene of him drunkenly assaulting you because of his three weed smoking girlfriends (that he kisses) at a bar
what the FUCK was up with that dude??
Don't forget that they also hold hands
@@Just_Julia_ not anymore, they left him
@@proffesionalweredog7426 i think thejorie was definitely taking the piss. reminds me of twistedhellknight
thejory is still one of the funniest dudes on tumblr. he recently recut the unfriended movie to include him in it
You getting a hairless cat is possibly the most on brand thing I have ever witnessed
The funny thing about Alexandria's Genesis is it was made up for a fanfic series back in the late 90s/early 00s as a condition for the author's self-insert Mary Sue OC, and someone completely random who'd read the stories peddled that as fact later. The author even found out about it and had to be like "no y'all I literally made it up" to the few ppl who refused to believe it was fake
wasn't it literally daria fanfic too? that makes the entire thing even wilder
I recognize it's probably not a tumblr iconic post but one of my favourite tumblr posts is the "pukicho - furry artist vs doctor" thread.
that's one of my favorites too!truly a piece of tumblr heritage
I’d say it’s an iconic post
Oh I love that one
Ikr it's so sad that heritageposts can't archive it, since it's from 2020
the fact that it's from 2020 doesn't feel right, it *feels* like a 2015 post
We need a part 2 that includes:
- man car door hook hand
- crave that mineral
- none pizza with left beef
- the skeleton war
- cousin throckmorton
Randy your sticks!
- you can not kill me in a way that matters
- you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
I thought man car door hook hand was 4chan?
It probably is, but I think this person meant that one Tumblr post of "how many memes can we put into one meme" and iirc the man car door hook hand one was in there :)
It’s fucking wimdy
The most quintessential, iconic Classic Tumblr Post in my mind is the one where someone posted screenshots of a Facebook post of some girls being like 'I tried Tumblr and deleted it after 5 minutes because it's dumb lololol' and everyone decided that we were gonna Get Their Ass and there were like 50 additions akin to 'potterheads grab your wands, whovians hop into your TARDISes, Sherlockians hire your consulting criminals' and so forth for literally any fandom you could think of.
I remember that happening, and some guy responding with football gifs, and it just keeps getting worse
homestuckies, grab ur problematic fave.
i can't believe that didn't make it into this video
Justin Bieter vs tumblr
@@Pastelsnek oh gods I remember that.
my favourite of the tumblr edited posts was the one where someone changed 'vampires' to 'Danny Devito' and it still made sense
honorary mentions from a veteran:
* spiders georg
* crave that mineral
* supernatural gif for everything
* changing fudgers to meaners milk post
* ....slime man
SPIDERS GEORG
dragonkin
s...slime man?
SPN GIF FOR EVERYTHING THOO
omg spiders georg…. quote that all the time
Heritage posts couldn't find the original post for Oppa Homeless Style because it doesn't exist. It was a redditor with a beef with Tumblr that made up the story
For which one?
@@orbcat1790 oppa homeless style
Sarah Z did a good summary/deep dive into OHS and all the similar stories like the down with cis bus, if anyone's interested!
that’s a plot twist
Fun fact the same guy did most the fake stories from that time
I feel like the fact that the person doing the toe necklace thing's username was CUMMY EYELIDS made the whole thing way more interesting.
I remember seeing that one ‘baking cookies’ post at like 200 notes. It was the one that said “It says 10 bake cookies at 300 for 30 minutes” or whatever, and then every reply is that person and their friend yelling that you cannot bake 10 cookies in 5 secs at 3000 degrees or something. That was a legendary one for me
that one and "'randy flip your sticks' 'snzzzzz' 'RANDY YOUR STICKS'" go together in my mind
@@cactipokeyou get it
Love how the voice actor is in character and yet also sounds an inch away from laughing their ass off.
(*their)
the fact that oppa homeless style isnt even a real tumblr post just kills me
WAIT WHAT
it's a FAKE fake tumblr post lmao
@@carolesmith7370 it was made by a reddit user, heritageposts did a full deep dive into it and eventually found the creator of it, who basically just said they used it to make tumblr look embarrasing
your pfp,,, my god I've encountered probably THREE people that know that movie exists-
I want to hug Mike,he deserved better :(
@@iwakeupandboomimarat As a redditor, I apologize on behalf of Reddit
Wasn't Sixpencee the person with the child slave or something
The very same.
I’m sorry WHAT
@@crystalcat3877 Yeah their family had a child slave and they tried to defend them by saying it's a part of their culture? I can't remember the whole thing but it's wild
i thought s/he wrote nosleep stories on reddit but maybe they just share a username
@@gabriellas That's primarily what they post now along with cool photos, but they are the same person.
honestly after actual instances of grave robbing on tumblr im just glad the severed toe was willingly donated for art
The "Met God, she's black" shirt is something I'd wear, even as my entire state gathered and stoned me to death
Read that as "meth god, she's black"
Of course it's the states
I'd wear that shirt with you comrade✊🏾
@@Partemiswouldn't put it past old-school tumblr to invent meth god tbh
I hope the kitty doesn’t start any beef with the long furbies….
I know, it doesn't stand a chance.
Fur envy?
Yeah, it would be a shame if the kitty started beef with the long furbies and the furbies were forced to reduce the kitty to atoms
@@AlfredSoul I would say length envy, imagine being just a stubby kitty and seeing something so majestically long? I would definitely be jealous
Left Beef, maybe? =P
fun fact: I too used to wonder whatever happened to tumblr user pizza, until I stumbled upon an article on The New Republic about her getting banned for marketing diet pills to her followers
I think tumblr user pizza also got exposed for having an entire tag for saying the n word???
ok this is wild
@@GothicRomantiSystem yep. That happened.
OH RIGHT I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT WENT DOWN I heard there was something crazy in terms of legitimately bad drama but I couldn’t recall
@@GothicRomantiSystem stop i thought that was pissvortex its just all blending together in my brain now
i want a shirt that says “frequent down with cis bus passenger” because im absolutely in love with that story. it’s the funniest shit i’ve ever read and im completely obsessed, every time someone brings it up i start screaming in joy. it just brings me so much unbridled joy, it’s so stupid i love every second of it
Æon: "they looked at this post and went-"
Ad: "I've made a lot of questionable choices."
OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
SAME
SAME
I got the same ad omg
My add said, "Do you need friends?" XD
This is Moon Moon erasure and I will not stand for it.
Also for consideration: "Potterheads, Grab your wands," the Skeleton War, and DashCon.
my brain just lit up in so many places with that one oh my god moon moon lol also love the skeleton war which also reminds me of "you CANNOT fuck a SKELETON"
i forget constantly that not everyone knows about moon moon
Gods I forgot about moon moon- the memories of looking at tumblr on my greyscale-screened kindle.
@@welpppppppppppppp i referenced moon moon to my mom a few days ago. All my Tumblr knowledge is second hand from pinterest but it is still a special post.
This made me so nostalgic. I will love Moon Moon forever.
Goddamnit, Moon Moon.
i havent seen the whole weed smoking girlfriends post and im fucking crying at the voice over omg
i honestly wish i hadn’t heard the whole thing so that i could experience it like that for the first time. the quality of that v/o has no words strong enough to describe it
I only saw up until him threatening the other users. I missed that whole last part.
Yeah, Charley Marlowe is a great voice actor.
Alexandria’s genesis was so prevalent that I, as a 12 years old who had never heard of Tumblr, was certain purple eyes was possible but rare
That depends. Do you believe Elizabeth Taylor had violet eyes?
Violet eyes can technically exist in certain forms of albinism due to a lack of pigment in the eye and the blood vessels of cornea showing through the iris, making what would normally be perceived as blue eyes appear as such. As noted above, the actress Elizabeth Taylor seems to have had something like that going on, having extremely pale skin and eyes which appeared either a very unusual shade of blue or violet depending on the lighting; there is also a fairly famous Japanese model whose name escapes me with very pronounced albinism whose eyes are violet due to this effect. That said, this is very rare and tends to result in visual impairment.
Tumblr's world heritage posts are definitely something to behold when they make their rounds on the dash
toucan
When people talk about tumblr posts they never mention RANDY YOUR STICKS and it breaks my heart, that was my favorite
YES i think about randy and his sticks constantly
randy and his sticks deserve better
speaking of post editing, how could you leave out the post where someone had a debilitating fear of danny devito
Yes!
If I remember correctly the original post was about bees, this was back in the day when you could edit other people's posts, and someone changed all of it to say Danny Devito. Thank you for making me remember this.
you just reminded me of "tag your gore/pomegranates" so thank u for that
@@theferociousblue3945 I thought it was vampires?? though knowing Tumblr these could just be separate cases of edited fears of Danny devito
@@meabh8481 yesss, there are plenty of danny davitoed posts
My best friend and I became friends in 2012 because she was wearing a walking dead shirt and i said "I like your shoelaces" and then we proceeded to write a hetalia/homestuck fanfiction together. It's iconic seeing the tumblr code post again lol
honestly the craziest thing about this is that apparently the code worked
comments that kill you on the spot
The words "Hetalia/Homestuck fanfiction" are so specifically 2012 it hurts.
I have purple ladder laced shoelaces on my combat boots, and whenever someone says that they like my shoelaces I freeze in fear, wondering if they understand lace code, or if they're a former tumblr person
What’s lace code?
@@Midnight44404440444 different lace colours & lacing methods can mean different things , such as political beliefs!
@@Midnight44404440444 it's a punk code, you ladder lace your shoelaces on combat boots and certain colors mean certain things, purple means lgbtq+
Bold of you to assume I'm not both
gay or -european- tumblr veteran
does anyone remember the skeleton war?? the "better than you in both genders" post? Im guilty of still using ~these~ for emphasis and wriTING LIKE THIS sometimes lmao
YES OMFG
Omg the ~this~ is the the old ✨this✨
omg i LOVED the skeleton war, i completely forgot
@@cranberrychili2260 i do both in the same sentence lol
wait do you mean that genderfluid person who presented masculine and feminine and everyone lost their gd minds over it???
My worst moment is like-theres a glasses version of the hat post, where its endless people adding pictures of them with glasses, and the premise is that you have a pic where you go "whaaaat, noo, if i push my glasses up like an anime character it won't do the glowy thing" but in the 2nd pic you edit your glasses to make them glow when u push them up, and a 3rd where you move in the picture and make it blurry and look all shocked that it "worked"
When i was like 15 i added selfies of me doing that to the post and even after ive deleted it i had like 1k followers at the time, SOMEWHERE a surviving reblog exists and I'm in such agony over it. I looked like a total fetus
oh man I might know your face-
There's also the how do you take of a shirt post which was iconic. Which was just a post of people showing how they take of their shirt. I'm pretty sure my brother participated in that post. And I remember the anime glasses post I think my brother wanted to add to it when he got his glasses
@@jjjm7322 if you ever saw a bleach blonde dude with headphones that was me and im so sorry
@@alexdoorn234 STOPPPPP I REMEMBER THE SHIRT POST I tried it out myself when i was like 14 when i first saw it but i never added pictures, at least your brother mightve been spared the infamy of being in the glasses post
Please god this keeps getting likes i don't want anime glasses to be my legacy
Timestamps for your viewing pleasure
0:00 Intro
1:05 bingus
1:09 SkillShare
2:10 Voice Acting
2:43 Colour of the Sky
3:44 Tumblr University
5:10 RabidLoving
6:59 Tumblr Code
7:46 Oppa Homeless Style
11:02 Markiplier and the LA Gangs
11:50 Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson
13:33 Down With Cis Bus
14:14 The Weed Smoking Girlfriends
22:23 Alexandria's Genesis
23:40 Sixpenceee Heals
25:45 Infinite Chocolate
26:13 Cole Sprouce Social Experiment
28:35 Then Perish
29:35 The Hat Post
32:48 The Toe Necklace
34:00 Tumblr User Pizza
35:02 John Green Cock Monologue
36:17 Outro
oh my god the weed smoking girlfriends is EIGHT MINUTES???
Thank you
i think about the thomas jefferson post more often than i wish i did
it haunts me. it appears with ferver in my mind about every month. i swear to god i will be simply enjoying my day and his face will flash before my eyes and i can feel my soul drain from my body. i get heavier, my eyes go grey. you cannot escape him, and he will stay with us forever.
seeing The Thomas Jefferson Post permanently altered the course of my life and i haven't been the same since
@Depressed Gay Wizard i can never be happy again as long as .. he ... resides in my mind
I died a little the first time I saw the Thomas Jefferson post, and every time I see it now, it takes away a piece of me
I think the Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens ones are on par with this one for me only because I was in the fandom for so long
Nobody ever talks about “god damn it moon moon” when they talk about old tumblr memes. That used to crack my shit up
Those posts were gold
It's still funny
Istill blame moon moon for stuff 😂
I love Moon Moon. And when they made Doge Doge his friend.
i use moon moon as a naming convention to this day
Dude the weed smorking girlfriends monologue mid way thru just devolves into an American Psycho narration I’m losing it djgsjfzhdgd
Charlie is WERKIN for that paycheck. The passion put behind these unhinged monologues is commendable
Awww thank you so much!
Oh my god I keep remembering the post that said “Superwholock is fuckin trash” and the kids started using all the superwholock fandom talk as threats, and all the replies were touchdown gifs from the video game Madden that said things like “chill it’s just a show” and “ go outside nerd”
I think my friend was op for this one I gotta go back and check b
i follow this person! truly iconic
I remember that
ohh my god the YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG FANDOM posts were so iconic, i can't believe it's not on here....
i feel like the markipliar one doesent get enough focus on the fact they apparently think gang wars work like a competitive video game where if you get enough crime points the other side just says good game and hands it over?
Tumblr was full of sheltered suburban kids, you think they have the slightest clue how gangs work?
crime points hahahaha
TUMBLE LITERALLY NEEDS TO SPONSOR YOU AT THIS POINT
it would but tumbler is basically broke at this point
Imagine being sponsored by tumblr
@@nocturnalnewsie LMFAOO
you think Tumblr has the money to sponsor people??? Tumblr doesn't even have the money to properly implement updates
tumblr literally gets all of its money from strange ads with even stranger images I think if they even gave teya a dollar it would bankrupt itself
I kind of appreciate how much Jory commits to the bit.
when i was doing a powerpoint for a project worth 40% of my grade i included strange æons as a person who inspired me and my teacher asked me what content you made and i said “book reviews and lesbian history” and she was very impressed
Good for u! All my teachers are homophobic
@@reysolo6035 All of them? How do you know? Sounds like a tumblr fake story tbh
@@johnr797 bro i will send you a picture of the powerpoint, what’s your insta?
@@burntice9990 you need to read more carefully, I was replying to the other person that commented on your post, not you. If given the opportunity, who *wouldn't* include Teya in a school project?
My favorite will always be “It Fucken Wimdy”
THAT POST IS AN ETERNAL PART OF MY VOCABULARY
I always say that when is windy
I mean wimdy of course, excuseme
WIMDY
I literally say "it fucken wimdy" every fucking day
The thing that sends me is that the Alexandria genesis condition was originally created by a daria fanfic writer lmao
Daria as in the MTV sarcastic show with daria and Jane? I thought fans of the show were above fanfics I dunno why
@@aceofspades3667 if it exists, there's fanfic
@@bajabl Anytime I watch a show and want to make fanfiction, I simply look for fanfiction specific to what I want to write and not write any at all.
@@aceofspades3667 idk if youve ever been on the fan wiki, but they usually have an entire subsection dedicated to common fanfiction canon
John green always, always brings back such painful memories because of the horrifying, mortifying, gut-wrenchingly embarrassing memory of when I was in middle school and showed this girl that was two years older than me the post because I thought that it truly encapsulated what tumblr was like. I have very few regrets and am generally easy going, but Jesus Christ what I would give to wipe that memory completely from both of our minds.