r/HFY TFOS# 535- Humans are Weird x4: Enough C4 & Surf's Up & The National Pastime & Boredom

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +6

    ​If you missed it , there is a new First 40k words . This one s about vampires. Check it out
    ua-cam.com/video/WwCSC3zaAkE/v-deo.html

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 2 роки тому +10

    1st story: 'Take off and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!'

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +24

    As my demolitions instructor, was fond of saying "There is no problem, personal or otherwise, that cannot be fixed, with the proper application of high explosives."

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III 3 роки тому +5

      Mine told me “liberal use...” 💀💀

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +2

      Nothing succeeds like excess.

    • @mikegammill2455
      @mikegammill2455 6 місяців тому +1

      I heard "Physical Or Societal" and "proper application of a Sufficient amount".

    • @kirkjones9639
      @kirkjones9639 6 місяців тому

      @@mikegammill2455 I learned it in 68, so he may have phrased it differently. Old timers disease, ya know.

    • @mikegammill2455
      @mikegammill2455 6 місяців тому

      @@kirkjones9639 Was '70 fer me. So, I ain't that far behind you. Same lesson, different instructor's presentation.

  • @conduit64
    @conduit64 3 роки тому +24

    Story 2: I love that the first reaction to a new human activity is to summon a medic.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +5

      yup

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 3 роки тому +8

      As an EMT, its my normal response as well.

    • @johnnyrotten3175
      @johnnyrotten3175 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@AgroSquerrilabsolutely Love me some Betty❗ 🥰
      Her stories never cease to put a smile on my face and make me laugh😅😂😂😂 "surf's up little buddies" indeed....

  • @Grim-HEX
    @Grim-HEX 4 роки тому +43

    I'm sure the station went on red alert when they found out the humans were bored

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +8

      yarp

    • @rallen7660
      @rallen7660 3 роки тому +10

      I know my platoon Sargent always did. Then he would double check the locks and alarms on the explosives bunker. :)

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Рік тому +2

      More like Brown alert

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 3 роки тому +14

    Storry 1: *human sees spider*
    "okay, better get rid of that"
    *turns back around, spider is gone* "it's okay, I don't liked that ship anyway" *pours gasoline everywhere*😂😂

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 роки тому +31

    C4 is a good tool but sometimes the only way to be sure is to Nuke it from orbit

    • @theycallmetim4201
      @theycallmetim4201 4 роки тому +9

      Aye,its better to over estimate your opponent than under estimate them.Over whelming fire power is usually a good strategy.

    • @unlikelysuspect5491
      @unlikelysuspect5491 4 роки тому +9

      I feel like that guy wached Alien, and took the message to heart

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @theacegamingdemon6983
      @theacegamingdemon6983 4 роки тому +13

      Ain't no kill like overkill, right? Sometimes it pays to be *ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN* whatever you just shot fucking died.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +7

      @@theacegamingdemon6983
      Maxim 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload."

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 роки тому +21

    I liked that one. I would’ve liked to see them confront a human with the concept or boredom.

  • @LunarisArts
    @LunarisArts 4 роки тому +17

    These 0800 videos has become a part of my morning ritual at work. Checking emails, reports, calendars and cameras, while sipping coffee and listening to HFY narrations.
    Thank you 😊

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      My Pleasure

    • @arakheno4051
      @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +3

      I'm 4 months behind ya .. For the Algorithm .. running all them

  • @kingkiller1451
    @kingkiller1451 3 роки тому +9

    I'm going to hazard a guess that whatever the creature in the first story was that they had an infestation of, it resembled a spider.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +4

    Board human soldiers; sounds like a good time for a 3-alarm panic.

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 роки тому +2

    That human obviously watches horror stories when the big bad makes a surprise appearance after it has been eliminated to set up for the sequel.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 8 місяців тому +1

    Lack of mental stimulation not lack of threats.

  • @JEL625
    @JEL625 3 роки тому +9

    Story 1. Ain't no kill quite like overkill.

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 4 роки тому +25

    With the USA being a melting pot of humans from across the world and then add in American culture it feels to me that humans are the Americans of outer space and earth is the new USA.Americans like to blow stuff up,our soldiers get pretty bored when no one to fight and we like to complain about trivial shit sometimes and we dig surfing hah.’Merica 🤘😎🤘.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +6

      yarp

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +5

      Yep

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +2

      As it turns out, someone being powerful because they prevent rivals from growing makes a boring peoples.
      Who cares about what a culturally suppressed drabians do?

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +4

      Why are dragons so interesting?

    • @fordprefect1587
      @fordprefect1587 3 роки тому +4

      Not to mention the excessively large weaponry present in all these stories.

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +7

    For the algorithm and Agro Squerril an artist who fights off the tide of boredom

  • @MarkGast
    @MarkGast 4 роки тому +7

    Surf little buddies, for the Algorythm11!

  • @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth
    @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 4 роки тому +12

    9/10 not enough c4

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +2

    Humans are weird playlist
    ua-cam.com/play/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7.html

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +3

    Spiders why'd it have to be spiders.

  • @Thorin7.62
    @Thorin7.62 3 роки тому +3

    Lol, they nuked it from orbit

  • @dragongreek9059
    @dragongreek9059 11 місяців тому +1

    Uh-oh bored soldiers

  • @jakeand9020
    @jakeand9020 Рік тому +1

    Bored human soldiers?
    That apprentice should be frightened. Not because humans have a word for not enough threats in the vicinity, but because they will invariably seek to remedy that situation.

  • @Mami94-832
    @Mami94-832 Рік тому +2

    BURN IT BURN IT WITH FIRE!
    Now change fire to nukes... Just to be absolutely certain....😅

  • @Mami94-832
    @Mami94-832 Рік тому +2

    Did the author actually manage a non offensive Jew joke?!
    Wonders never cease.

  • @pagansavage5267
    @pagansavage5267 9 місяців тому +1

    Go for 100000

  • @christophercombs7561
    @christophercombs7561 3 роки тому +3

    So these stories written by betty adams are great and as far as i cam tell there are 3 alien species and humans now can some one correct me if im wrong
    the ones named after their swimming behavior are the fuzzy spider like aliens
    The ones named after an number of klicls or trills are the bat like aliens
    Are the onse that are named a number with sister are they ant 🐜 like but human sized they never really describe this type of alien properly

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 4 роки тому +5

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +4

    For the Algorithm!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +4

    For the algorithm

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 8 місяців тому +1

    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +3

    F.T.A

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 3 роки тому +2

    No text to read and no captions available? My attention span is terrible so without words to read i zone out and miss the entire story

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 місяців тому +1

    68th, 13 December 2023

  • @kylersmith5675
    @kylersmith5675 4 роки тому +4

    First