HONK NEW HONKER OPTIONS (NO PEACE) REMEMBER HONKS MAKE MEMORY HONK MANUAL SELECT HONK DAYS KNEE DEEP IN DEAD HONKERS SEA OF HONKED HONKERS HONKFERNO SELECT PERSONALITY I NEED TO HONK MORE HEY, DONT HONK TOO BADLY HONK IT ON ME ULTRA-DEAD HONKS HOKIN’ NUTS
Now I imagine DOOMSLAYER with Isabelle on his shoulder, and using Goose as a weapon, holding it like a shotgun, and whenever he pulls the trigger (gooses legs) Goose will honk. Shit, I need to draw that!
this song (without the goose) has legitimately been stuck in my head for years now, i couldnt even remember it but i was always tapping this one tune, always E1M1
In my opinion it should be neither. Instead a force of true chaotic neutral. Just imagine a goose bulling doom guy and demons alike. Now that's something I wanna see
You're travelling down a dark dimly lit interior only to hear the wild banshee screams of the damned running down the hallway of a corridor full speed as they are being chased by a singular goose honking and flapping its wings in full display of absolute dominance. You shrink into the shadows praying the goose has no sight of your presence.
Fight, flight, or freeze Flight of the geese. Fight of the geese. Unable to freeze mid-battle the geese are. Creatures made for pure death and terror, suites neither hell or heaven.
In the first age in the first pond when the ripples settled one stood…He chose the path of perpetual annoyance And those that heard the sound of his honk named him… The HONKSLAYER
In the beginning there was only honk and bonk 4 souls one to the Wizards of Goosalith one to the Four Honks one to Gravelord Goose and one to Geath the Honkless. Yet there was one more a unique one the Dark Soul. If there's to be any peace the Age of Kindness must be extinguished and usher in a Age of Annoyance.
(for future confused readers of these comments, when crusader of the snazzel: treywebb replied "6", my original comment had 66 likes so they were adding the third 6...)
“In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his.....SWORD......NAMED HIM...............THE GOOSE SLAYER........"
The original song is E1M1 (At Doom's Gate). Search it up. Most people say it sounds like Master Of Puppets (even though the riff that people say is similar to E1M1 in that song lasts for a brief moment), but it actually sounds more like the chorus riff of No Remorse and a little bit of Painkiller. Listen to the instrumental versions of Painkiller and No Remorse and then listen to E1M1 back to back
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one goose stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, goose soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, goose chose the path of perpetual torment. In ravenous hatred goose found no peace; and with boiling blood goose scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. Goose wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his beak named the goose... the Honk Slayer.
@@Ostr0 🪿 Huh! So there is... ☺️ I wonder what the label is, because, damned if anything I search for brings it up (not even "bird"). Had to scroll through the animal category to find it!
After his death in the hit movie top gun, Goose became an actual goose and started fighting to protect his wife, his son, his main man Maverick, and the entire world from the forces of hell.
How the frick did we get to a million views?
Thanks to everyone for getting us here
Because this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
@@lolollolololololololol1767 exactly
@@lolollolololololololol1767literal masterpiece
this deserves it!
I don't know, the only thing I know is HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
i can imagine seeing demons being chased by a goose with a double barrelled shotgun
"Untitled Goose Game ... but it's in Hell!"
@@Dargonhuman Untitled Doom Game
@@JimmySaulGoodmanMcGill1960 More like Untitled Demon Game
@@Dargonhuman You mean it wasn't always in hell?
@@Eric4bz I suppose that depends on your definition of Hell, but I can see how that argument could be made, yea.
This took ‘Peace was never an option’ literally
69th like
yes
Honk was the only option...
HONK
NEW HONKER
OPTIONS (NO PEACE)
REMEMBER HONKS
MAKE MEMORY
HONK MANUAL
SELECT HONK DAYS
KNEE DEEP IN DEAD HONKERS
SEA OF HONKED HONKERS
HONKFERNO
SELECT PERSONALITY
I NEED TO HONK MORE
HEY, DONT HONK TOO BADLY
HONK IT ON ME
ULTRA-DEAD HONKS
HOKIN’ NUTS
The only solution to peace is tallgoose
"Being annoying and honking until it's done" -- the honkslayer
Doot and Honk
Until it is done
as a real honkslayer, gotta egree with this
Steal and Honk. Until it is done.
Honk and Bonk
Until it is done
The Honks Layer
"The only thing they fear is bread"
"At the Ponds gate"
The power of goose is unmatched even by the doomslayer.
indeed he is missing in the Picture because he left its Pen open.
EY EY EY NO ES PARA TANTO ESE GANSO PODRIA SER LA MASCOTA DEL SLEYER
Even the doomslayer flees from the wretch that is the honk.
"Can it play Doom?"
Goose - Yes... Yes we can.
Thanks geese goose
@@2137xd no problem :D
"We"? What do you mean "we"?
@@TheCubifyer*swivels head at an unnatural angle to face you*
@@TheCubifyer we mean goose army
Some things are temporary, but HONK is eternal.
HONK Eternal is surely one of the most amazing games in the world.
Honk
Now I imagine DOOMSLAYER with Isabelle on his shoulder, and using Goose as a weapon, holding it like a shotgun, and whenever he pulls the trigger (gooses legs) Goose will honk.
Shit, I need to draw that!
@@Justforvisit HONKSLAYER
@@Justforvisit I LOVE THIS IDEA
*Demons appear.*
Doomguy: "Easy."
*Canada Geese appear.*
Doomguy: "... Crap."
As a Canadian, I can agree that not even DOOMGuy can handle the geese here.
@@ThatGreenLEDis it true the Mounties ride them l?
The hordes of hell hath no horrors like the canadian goose.
@@cptcatf1sh If They Try, They Die
@@ThatGreenLED Damn cobra chickens always spook me when I'm walking near the canal.
this song (without the goose) has legitimately been stuck in my head for years now, i couldnt even remember it but i was always tapping this one tune, always E1M1
At dooms gate is the name of the tune it's on Spotify
Honk
@@monkeykidd420 That's a cover, this is the original.
@@Eta_Hoyimi 😂😂😂
I didn't even know what doom was when I first heard this.
When you have a nice evening at a pond and this starts to play, you know what is going to happen.
Say what you want, this is what’s playing in every goose’s mind whenever they spot a human worth chasing.
That's the truth
As a goose, I can confirm this is what we listen to.
HONK O DEATH
I am a goose on Roblox
@@adlersmith5686ok?
yis brother rock n roll this is
Can confirm that
(Im a duck dont ask why)
I love how everyone is torn about whether the goose would be a more effective doom guy or the last defense hell has to offer.
In my opinion it should be neither. Instead a force of true chaotic neutral. Just imagine a goose bulling doom guy and demons alike. Now that's something I wanna see
@@carengine-ig4bj geese are the embodiment of chaos, they dont choose a side, only destruction
@@carengine-ig4bj so v1 but feathered
The consolation of the Slayer's rampage: his pet. Not a replacement, but a new friend
Brotha
Geese are known to be very aggressive and territorial. I see this goose has the entire world as his territory. Now, run.
We won't have time to pray, for the longer the Icon of Honk is on Earth, the stronger he will be!
You're travelling down a dark dimly lit interior only to hear the wild banshee screams of the damned running down the hallway of a corridor full speed as they are being chased by a singular goose honking and flapping its wings in full display of absolute dominance. You shrink into the shadows praying the goose has no sight of your presence.
Fight, flight, or freeze
Flight of the geese.
Fight of the geese.
Unable to freeze mid-battle the geese are.
Creatures made for pure death and terror, suites neither hell or heaven.
No escape from the Honkslayer
That is going to be my nightmare tonight
relatable
canada
Just when you thought the demons were the worst Hell had to offer, out came the goose.
i love that lambda
Love the profile pic
Underrated comment.
finally a worthy opponent
nice profile pic
The final boss of DOOM as a series.
The ultimate demon
A singularity of Malice, Wickedness, Terror, and Cruelty.
Peace was never an option.
Can only be defeated by the peanut.
Can only be defeated by seducing his wife duck
That would be the swan, not the goose.
@@mallardofmodernia8092 this is not any goose this its the UNTITLED GOOSE
@@arandommothwhithinternetac9851 the average swan is still more unhimged and malicious and has diplomatic immunity.
That one quiet kid when a school fight starts:
This thing is a masterpiece. I've never seen something so awesome and epic in my entired life.
Wait until it's about Goosepire Survivors 😏
The dlc for 'Untitled Goose Game' looks amazing
Untitled Doom Game
Can't wait to perform a glory kill on the little nerd with the glasses, HE BROUGHT THIS ON HIMSELF BY EXISITING!
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man I'm dead 💀 🤣 😂
@@RodrigoTakehara lol
Instead of Annoying children you just chase demons
I can’t believe it took me three years to discover this. It’s beautiful.
Now your next on playlist should be: "DOOT - E1M1"
@@teoextreme That one's an old favorite.
Me too. 😁
Same
same
As someone who has been swarmed by geese at a pond for food a few months ago, I can confirm the gif is accurate
Honk
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Honk
miracle that you survived
A true warrior
Two favorite games in one,
I thank the person
who made this video,
Absolute banger.
1,000,000/10
@aronvoltaire
The worst thing is that the account was a DoomGuy one, yeah, I’m not proud of it.
When the local residents hear this, they already know it's too late to run from the 𝒉𝒐𝒋𝒏𝒌.
doomgoose
honkslayer
In the first age in the first pond when the ripples settled one stood…He chose the path of perpetual annoyance And those that heard the sound of his honk named him… The HONKSLAYER
I both hate and love this.
@@Foolof_aTook That is the accurate answer
Honk and peck until it is done
In the beginning there was only honk and bonk 4 souls one to the Wizards of Goosalith one to the Four Honks one to Gravelord Goose and one to Geath the Honkless. Yet there was one more a unique one the Dark Soul. If there's to be any peace the Age of Kindness must be extinguished and usher in a Age of Annoyance.
Goose: "Peace was never an option."
Doot demon: "Ah, finally, a worthy opponent!"
6
@@thedootlord I see what you did there, nicely done.
(for future confused readers of these comments, when crusader of the snazzel: treywebb replied "6", my original comment had 66 likes so they were adding the third 6...)
@@Dargonhuman thank you, my good sir
”Our duet will be legendary!”
Десятки лет человеческой эволюции привели нас к этому И Я РАД ТОМУ ВО ЧТО МЫ ЭВОЛЮЦИОНИРУЕМ
Рил
Я гонять гуся🤣
Десятки лет человеческой эволюции :D
@@max13666no the goose chases you. Sorry, i don’t speak backwards R.
оууу тут кто-то знает руский?!?!?!
“In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his.....SWORD......NAMED HIM...............THE GOOSE SLAYER........"
YOU are temporary, but GOOSE is ETERNAL.
The Only Goose They Fear Is You
Doomslayer: "I fear no man..."
goose: honk
Doomslayer: "But that thing... It scares me..."
its supposed to be
Doomslayer: "i fear no man, but that... thing..."
goose: honk
Doomslayer: "it scares me."
tf2
Stealing shottys and bfgs and bam he ded
@@antivirusfrisk it's supposed to be the way I did it because he paused and the goose honked and he pointed to the goose.
😂
one of the most perfect things in existence
H O N K
Someone should make a Doom WAD where you’re a Goose, you can only hold one weapon at a time, and you can fly.
when the goose comes back with a shotgun in its beak and glowing red eyes
Is its name shawn?
@@Vulpine_Cloaker jk jk
@@Vulpine_Cloaker bruh, shawn's got a shotgun
@@PRORAGEGUY but does shawn have THE shotgun?
@@Vulpine_Cloaker i don't know, i can't really remember
Notice that in doom, the demons are still being killed, but here, they never stood a chance.
I just realised that dear god
When Canadian Geese decide for once that peace is not going to be an option.
Those cobra chickens never believed in peace in the first place 💀
@@aliwatson7178 Buy yourself a 00 punt gun and remind the geese they chose this outcome.
for once? those things are fucking evil
I am terrified of them and there power
there not here now are they?
how do I get this thing freakin off!
@@dreamypizza8458 Grab it by the neck and crush until the twitching stops.
@@dreamypizza8458 Stay still as I pull one end of the goose off.
The unchained goose, THE GOOSE, the goosewalker, the doomgoose
*Warning the goose has entered the facility*
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING MY EARS HAVE HEARD
i never heard the original song so if i ever play doom this will be in my head forever
The original song is E1M1 (At Doom's Gate). Search it up. Most people say it sounds like Master Of Puppets (even though the riff that people say is similar to E1M1 in that song lasts for a brief moment), but it actually sounds more like the chorus riff of No Remorse and a little bit of Painkiller. Listen to the instrumental versions of Painkiller and No Remorse and then listen to E1M1 back to back
@@Okbuddypal Nuh uh
Is that a blessing or a curse?
@@Okbuddypal i thought it was Hooked by D.R.I. that E1M1 was based off
It’s called “At Doom’s Gate” and is a pretty epic and iconic song. It’s also referred to as E1M1.
Utra honkmare
Honk and bonk
*Honk and bonk until it is done.*
Never have I been so intimidated by a goose
"THE GOOSE SNEAK ATTACK! WE GOTTA WAIT FOR THE GOOSE SNEAK ATTACK!" -Some random ass guy's video i remember watching at 6 years old
I searched for "honking doom" and this is everything I wanted and more
It's all I've ever wished for.
Her : what instrument you play? Me : goose . Her : what? Me : did I fucking stutter
I would've been really glad if YT fetched it to my feed 4 years ago but better late than never
Doomguy finds goose teaches goose to fight demons releases goose upon hell success
Geese are litteral war machines. Perfection among bruts.
Goose chasing away the demons with a knife in his mouth: Doom is the only option
Thank you for doing Satan's evil work.
@@goose3006
You mean.
Kill every Creation God have created?
Maybe destroy the whole fabric of Reality itself too.
@@JerichoYeet some cup children say otherwise
@@goose3006 Because he's the ultimate agent of Chaos, second to only The Joker?
i can imagine a duck holding a rooket and 15 caco demons are flying away
"And those who tasted the bite of his sword, named him the *Goose Slayer"*
This should be more popular
Then like it for the algorithm lol
aaaaand now its on my recommendation…
Honk and hiss until it is done.
I can just imagine the goose's head flopping wildly from the recoil of a shotgun followed by smug honking
I'm gonna come clean and say that I listen to this on repeat almost every day
Ah, I, the Duck of Destiny have finally met a worthy opponent
I refuse to believe a goose would be fighting AGAINST demons…
Untitled goose game . Play then youll understand
The goose is a third party, winning against both.
Blessed by the algorithm, I have found what I never knew I needed the most
I mean… HONK
This is exactly what I wanted from the internet, this here, goose doom, genuinely made my day
“Peace was never an option” quack 🦆
“IM GOING TO HONK EVERYONE UP”-duck eternal
This seriously deserves way more views
Imagine a duck in green armor with a double barrel shotgun on its back
Doom guy: “oh my god. The goose has the BFG.”
The Goose IS the BFG!
Big F***ing Goose
Im just picturing the goose running around with a demon's weapon it stole from them
The algorithm has blessed me of another banger of a soundtrack yet again
This....is...perfect
Когда приехал к бабушке в деревню и видишь того самого гуся, которого гонял в прошлом году
HONK - the DLC for DOOM we never knew we needed.
Swans are temporary. Goose is eternal
Well, this sure adds that extra layer of disrespect on top of cheeky corner shot.
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one goose stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, goose soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, goose chose the path of perpetual torment. In ravenous hatred goose found no peace; and with boiling blood goose scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. Goose wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his beak named the goose... the Honk Slayer.
Only *_one_* critique....
Last line: 'beak' instead of 'sword'.
🦢
_(because, WTF... there's no Goose emoji?!)_
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE thanks will edit
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE🪿 Honk
@@Ostr0 🪿 Huh! So there is... ☺️
I wonder what the label is, because, damned if anything I search for brings it up (not even "bird"). Had to scroll through the animal category to find it!
My bumps, When the Goose-music kicks in...
My goosebumps when the music kicks in
My goose, when the bump music kicks in
My kicks, when the goose music bumps in
Now this , lady's and gentlemen, is a MASTERPIECE
The only thing they fear is you, but upon seeing this, most demons will run behind the slayer out of pure terror
I don't know why this exists, but I'm glad it does
I have officially accepted the goose into the new Night Sentinels
Hail the slayer for he has Accept the only one to rival his power
Achievement unlocked:
*If you have this you’re already dead by the ankles.*
all the demons are just loaves of bread, the more slices they are made of the stronger they are.
If this is the low effort version, the high effort one must be INSANE
Now this is my kind of music.
A good song for all true gamers
"Peace was never an option."
-A Goose
Scientists in the year 5000 will have trouble understanding the memes we have created.
This gives me goosebumps
A true challenge for the slayer
After his death in the hit movie top gun, Goose became an actual goose and started fighting to protect his wife, his son, his main man Maverick, and the entire world from the forces of hell.
“And those that tasted the bite of the goose name it ‘The Duck Slayer’”
Como un Pato confirmo que esto es lo que cantamos cuando vamos al lago a cazar peces pequeños
this truly gives goosebumps
You have heard about rip and tear....
NOW LISTEN TO HONK AND BONK!
*Y E S*
10/10 will honk again
Imagine being the demon and seeing a goose thinking its powerless, untill you see the bodies of other demons behind it
Amazing so great make more songs pls such a talented duck too
Demons.: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US, WE ARE YOUR OWN KIN
Goose: *HONK*
We need a bass boosted version of this.