HONK NEW HONKER OPTIONS (NO PEACE) REMEMBER HONKS MAKE MEMORY HONK MANUAL SELECT HONK DAYS KNEE DEEP IN DEAD HONKERS SEA OF HONKED HONKERS HONKFERNO SELECT PERSONALITY I NEED TO HONK MORE HEY, DONT HONK TOO BADLY HONK IT ON ME ULTRA-DEAD HONKS HOKIN’ NUTS
Now I imagine DOOMSLAYER with Isabelle on his shoulder, and using Goose as a weapon, holding it like a shotgun, and whenever he pulls the trigger (gooses legs) Goose will honk. Shit, I need to draw that!
this song (without the goose) has legitimately been stuck in my head for years now, i couldnt even remember it but i was always tapping this one tune, always E1M1
(for future confused readers of these comments, when crusader of the snazzel: treywebb replied "6", my original comment had 66 likes so they were adding the third 6...)
“In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his.....SWORD......NAMED HIM...............THE GOOSE SLAYER........"
In my opinion it should be neither. Instead a force of true chaotic neutral. Just imagine a goose bulling doom guy and demons alike. Now that's something I wanna see
You're travelling down a dark dimly lit interior only to hear the wild banshee screams of the damned running down the hallway of a corridor full speed as they are being chased by a singular goose honking and flapping its wings in full display of absolute dominance. You shrink into the shadows praying the goose has no sight of your presence.
Fight, flight, or freeze Flight of the geese. Fight of the geese. Unable to freeze mid-battle the geese are. Creatures made for pure death and terror, suites neither hell or heaven.
In the first age in the first pond when the ripples settled one stood…He chose the path of perpetual annoyance And those that heard the sound of his honk named him… The HONKSLAYER
In the beginning there was only honk and bonk 4 souls one to the Wizards of Goosalith one to the Four Honks one to Gravelord Goose and one to Geath the Honkless. Yet there was one more a unique one the Dark Soul. If there's to be any peace the Age of Kindness must be extinguished and usher in a Age of Annoyance.
The original song is E1M1 (At Doom's Gate). Search it up. Most people say it sounds like Master Of Puppets (even though the riff that people say is similar to E1M1 in that song lasts for a brief moment), but it actually sounds more like the chorus riff of No Remorse and a little bit of Painkiller. Listen to the instrumental versions of Painkiller and No Remorse and then listen to E1M1 back to back
Imagine this: Your the doom slayer going around killing demons but you hear the crys of terror from other demons Then down a hall with several doors it becomes a scooby doo chase where demons are going through different doors all while a goose is chasing them in that neck forward head up stance plapping its legs on the ground and honking
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one goose stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, goose soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, goose chose the path of perpetual torment. In ravenous hatred goose found no peace; and with boiling blood goose scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. Goose wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his beak named the goose... the Honk Slayer.
@@Ostr0 🪿 Huh! So there is... ☺️ I wonder what the label is, because, damned if anything I search for brings it up (not even "bird"). Had to scroll through the animal category to find it!
How the frick did we get to a million views?
Thanks to everyone for getting us here
Because this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
@@lolollolololololololol1767 exactly
@@lolollolololololololol1767literal masterpiece
this deserves it!
I don't know, the only thing I know is HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
i can imagine seeing demons being chased by a goose with a double barrelled shotgun
"Untitled Goose Game ... but it's in Hell!"
@@Dargonhuman Untitled Doom Game
@@JimmySaulGoodmanMcGill1960 More like Untitled Demon Game
@@Dargonhuman You mean it wasn't always in hell?
@@Eric4bz I suppose that depends on your definition of Hell, but I can see how that argument could be made, yea.
This took ‘Peace was never an option’ literally
69th like
yes
Honk was the only option...
HONK
NEW HONKER
OPTIONS (NO PEACE)
REMEMBER HONKS
MAKE MEMORY
HONK MANUAL
SELECT HONK DAYS
KNEE DEEP IN DEAD HONKERS
SEA OF HONKED HONKERS
HONKFERNO
SELECT PERSONALITY
I NEED TO HONK MORE
HEY, DONT HONK TOO BADLY
HONK IT ON ME
ULTRA-DEAD HONKS
HOKIN’ NUTS
The only solution to peace is tallgoose
The power of goose is unmatched even by the doomslayer.
indeed he is missing in the Picture because he left its Pen open.
EY EY EY NO ES PARA TANTO ESE GANSO PODRIA SER LA MASCOTA DEL SLEYER
Even the doomslayer flees from the wretch that is the honk.
"The only thing they fear is bread"
"At the Ponds gate"
"Can it play Doom?"
Goose - Yes... Yes we can.
Thanks geese goose
@@2137xd no problem :D
"We"? What do you mean "we"?
@@TheCubifyer*swivels head at an unnatural angle to face you*
@@TheCubifyer we mean goose army
Some things are temporary, but HONK is eternal.
HONK Eternal is surely one of the most amazing games in the world.
Honk
Now I imagine DOOMSLAYER with Isabelle on his shoulder, and using Goose as a weapon, holding it like a shotgun, and whenever he pulls the trigger (gooses legs) Goose will honk.
Shit, I need to draw that!
@@Justforvisit HONKSLAYER
@@Justforvisit I LOVE THIS IDEA
this song (without the goose) has legitimately been stuck in my head for years now, i couldnt even remember it but i was always tapping this one tune, always E1M1
At dooms gate is the name of the tune it's on Spotify
Honk
@@monkeykidd420 That's a cover, this is the original.
@@Eta_Hoyimi 😂😂😂
I didn't even know what doom was when I first heard this.
When you have a nice evening at a pond and this starts to play, you know what is going to happen.
"Being annoying and honking until it's done" -- the honkslayer
Doot and Honk
Until it is done
as a real honkslayer, gotta egree with this
Steal and Honk. Until it is done.
Honk and Bonk
Until it is done
The Honks Layer
Goose: "Peace was never an option."
Doot demon: "Ah, finally, a worthy opponent!"
6
@@thedootlord I see what you did there, nicely done.
(for future confused readers of these comments, when crusader of the snazzel: treywebb replied "6", my original comment had 66 likes so they were adding the third 6...)
@@Dargonhuman thank you, my good sir
”Our duet will be legendary!”
That one quiet kid when a school fight starts:
Geese are known to be very aggressive and territorial. I see this goose has the entire world as his territory. Now, run.
*Demons appear.*
Doomguy: "Easy."
*Canada Geese appear.*
Doomguy: "... Crap."
As a Canadian, I can agree that not even DOOMGuy can handle the geese here.
@@ThatGreenLEDis it true the Mounties ride them l?
The hordes of hell hath no horrors like the canadian goose.
@@cptcatf1sh If They Try, They Die
@@ThatGreenLED Damn cobra chickens always spook me when I'm walking near the canal.
As a goose, I can confirm this is what we listen to.
HONK O DEATH
I am a goose on Roblox
@@adlersmith5686ok?
yis brother rock n roll this is
Can confirm that
(Im a duck dont ask why)
We won't have time to pray, for the longer the Icon of Honk is on Earth, the stronger he will be!
“In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his.....SWORD......NAMED HIM...............THE GOOSE SLAYER........"
Say what you want, this is what’s playing in every goose’s mind whenever they spot a human worth chasing.
That's the truth
I love how everyone is torn about whether the goose would be a more effective doom guy or the last defense hell has to offer.
In my opinion it should be neither. Instead a force of true chaotic neutral. Just imagine a goose bulling doom guy and demons alike. Now that's something I wanna see
@@carengine-ig4bj geese are the embodiment of chaos, they dont choose a side, only destruction
@@carengine-ig4bj so v1 but feathered
The consolation of the Slayer's rampage: his pet. Not a replacement, but a new friend
Brotha
This thing is a masterpiece. I've never seen something so awesome and epic in my entired life.
Wait until it's about Goosepire Survivors 😏
The final boss of DOOM as a series.
The ultimate demon
A singularity of Malice, Wickedness, Terror, and Cruelty.
Peace was never an option.
Can only be defeated by the peanut.
Can only be defeated by seducing his wife duck
That would be the swan, not the goose.
@@mallardofmodernia8092 this is not any goose this its the UNTITLED GOOSE
@@arandommothwhithinternetac9851 the average swan is still more unhimged and malicious and has diplomatic immunity.
Just when you thought the demons were the worst Hell had to offer, out came the goose.
i love that lambda
Love the profile pic
Underrated comment.
finally a worthy opponent
nice profile pic
Someone should make a Doom WAD where you’re a Goose, you can only hold one weapon at a time, and you can fly.
Десятки лет человеческой эволюции привели нас к этому И Я РАД ТОМУ ВО ЧТО МЫ ЭВОЛЮЦИОНИРУЕМ
Рил
Я гонять гуся🤣
Десятки лет человеческой эволюции :D
@@max13666no the goose chases you. Sorry, i don’t speak backwards R.
Google doesn't even add an option to translate this
The dlc for 'Untitled Goose Game' looks amazing
Untitled Doom Game
Can't wait to perform a glory kill on the little nerd with the glasses, HE BROUGHT THIS ON HIMSELF BY EXISITING!
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man I'm dead 💀 🤣 😂
@@RodrigoTakehara lol
Instead of Annoying children you just chase demons
You're travelling down a dark dimly lit interior only to hear the wild banshee screams of the damned running down the hallway of a corridor full speed as they are being chased by a singular goose honking and flapping its wings in full display of absolute dominance. You shrink into the shadows praying the goose has no sight of your presence.
LMFAO 💀💀💀
Fight, flight, or freeze
Flight of the geese.
Fight of the geese.
Unable to freeze mid-battle the geese are.
Creatures made for pure death and terror, suites neither hell or heaven.
No escape from the Honkslayer
That is going to be my nightmare tonight
relatable
Two favorite games in one,
I thank the person
who made this video,
Absolute banger.
1,000,000/10
Uhhh… you too, pidgeon! *Is totally menaced*
@@volt42re
The worst thing is that the account was a DoomGuy one, yeah, I’m not proud of it.
The unchained goose, THE GOOSE, the goosewalker, the doomgoose
I can’t believe it took me three years to discover this. It’s beautiful.
Now your next on playlist should be: "DOOT - E1M1"
@@teoextreme That one's an old favorite.
Me too. 😁
Same
same
In the first age in the first pond when the ripples settled one stood…He chose the path of perpetual annoyance And those that heard the sound of his honk named him… The HONKSLAYER
I both hate and love this.
@@Foolof_aTook That is the accurate answer
Honk and peck until it is done
In the beginning there was only honk and bonk 4 souls one to the Wizards of Goosalith one to the Four Honks one to Gravelord Goose and one to Geath the Honkless. Yet there was one more a unique one the Dark Soul. If there's to be any peace the Age of Kindness must be extinguished and usher in a Age of Annoyance.
one of the most perfect things in existence
H O N K
Swans are temporary. Goose is eternal
when the goose comes back with a shotgun in its beak and glowing red eyes
Is its name shawn?
@@Vulpine_Cloaker jk jk
@@Vulpine_Cloaker bruh, shawn's got a shotgun
@@PRORAGEGUY but does shawn have THE shotgun?
@@Vulpine_Cloaker i don't know, i can't really remember
When the local residents hear this, they already know it's too late to run from the 𝒉𝒐𝒋𝒏𝒌.
doomgoose
honkslayer
*feeding the goose bread* alright there we go- *accidently confronts goose and other birds at the pond*
Halo may be infinite,
but HONK is eternal.
The Only Goose They Fear Is You
YOU are temporary, but GOOSE is ETERNAL.
"THE GOOSE SNEAK ATTACK! WE GOTTA WAIT FOR THE GOOSE SNEAK ATTACK!" -Some random ass guy's video i remember watching at 6 years old
Doomslayer: "I fear no man..."
goose: honk
Doomslayer: "But that thing... It scares me..."
its supposed to be
Doomslayer: "i fear no man, but that... thing..."
goose: honk
Doomslayer: "it scares me."
tf2
Stealing shottys and bfgs and bam he ded
@@antivirusfrisk it's supposed to be the way I did it because he paused and the goose honked and he pointed to the goose.
😂
As someone who has been swarmed by geese at a pond for food a few months ago, I can confirm the gif is accurate
Honk
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Honk
miracle that you survived
A true warrior
“Peace was never an option” quack 🦆
*Warning the goose has entered the facility*
When you’re just trying to take a peaceful walk but unfortunately stumble upon a pond
With an ungodly amount of bells in it
...and suddenly saw a pack of goose swarming at you having a butter knife, shutgun, and etc. just to grab those bells that you brought with...
*BELLS*
i never heard the original song so if i ever play doom this will be in my head forever
The original song is E1M1 (At Doom's Gate). Search it up. Most people say it sounds like Master Of Puppets (even though the riff that people say is similar to E1M1 in that song lasts for a brief moment), but it actually sounds more like the chorus riff of No Remorse and a little bit of Painkiller. Listen to the instrumental versions of Painkiller and No Remorse and then listen to E1M1 back to back
@@Okbuddypal Nuh uh
Is that a blessing or a curse?
@@Okbuddypal i thought it was Hooked by D.R.I. that E1M1 was based off
It’s called “At Doom’s Gate” and is a pretty epic and iconic song. It’s also referred to as E1M1.
Scientists in the year 5000 will have trouble understanding the memes we have created.
"Peace was never an option."
-A Goose
Notice that in doom, the demons are still being killed, but here, they never stood a chance.
I just realised that dear god
When Canadian Geese decide for once that peace is not going to be an option.
Those cobra chickens never believed in peace in the first place 💀
@@aliwatson7178 Buy yourself a 00 punt gun and remind the geese they chose this outcome.
for once? those things are fucking evil
I am terrified of them and there power
there not here now are they?
how do I get this thing freakin off!
@@dreamypizza8458 Grab it by the neck and crush until the twitching stops.
@@dreamypizza8458 Stay still as I pull one end of the goose off.
“IM GOING TO HONK EVERYONE UP”-duck eternal
Doomguy finds goose teaches goose to fight demons releases goose upon hell success
I searched for "honking doom" and this is everything I wanted and more
PEACE WAS NEVER EVER AN OPTION
I CANT BELIIEVE I WAS LITERALLY LISTENING TO THIS FOR 7 HOURS
Im just picturing the goose running around with a demon's weapon it stole from them
Geese are litteral war machines. Perfection among bruts.
Her : what instrument you play? Me : goose . Her : what? Me : did I fucking stutter
"And those who tasted the bite of his sword, named him the *Goose Slayer"*
“And those that tasted the bite of the goose name it ‘The Duck Slayer’”
Goose chasing away the demons with a knife in his mouth: Doom is the only option
It's all I've ever wished for.
Let's be honest...
A game with gorey gooses that try to kill you and you fight them off with a shotgun would be something we'd play.
i tried making something like that but due to me being bad at 3d i quit :(
Never have I been so intimidated by a goose
Thank you for doing Satan's evil work.
@@goose3006
You mean.
Kill every Creation God have created?
Maybe destroy the whole fabric of Reality itself too.
@@JerichoYeet some cup children say otherwise
@@goose3006 Because he's the ultimate agent of Chaos, second to only The Joker?
Utra honkmare
Honk and bonk
*Honk and bonk until it is done.*
Imagine this:
Your the doom slayer going around killing demons but you hear the crys of terror from other demons
Then down a hall with several doors it becomes a scooby doo chase where demons are going through different doors all while a goose is chasing them in that neck forward head up stance plapping its legs on the ground and honking
i can imagine a duck holding a rooket and 15 caco demons are flying away
Last month, I thought of doing this, and then found out this here video existed already. Saved me having to learn how to do this. XD
Did you learn it anyways?
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING MY EARS HAVE HEARD
The ultimate “peace was never an option”
all the demons are just loaves of bread, the more slices they are made of the stronger they are.
I refuse to believe a goose would be fighting AGAINST demons…
Untitled goose game . Play then youll understand
The goose is a third party, winning against both.
Honk and hiss until it is done.
“I AM HONKSLAYER FEAR ME AND MY HONKS”-duck eternal I think
I would've been really glad if YT fetched it to my feed 4 years ago but better late than never
This should be more popular
Then like it for the algorithm lol
aaaaand now its on my recommendation…
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one goose stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, goose soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, goose chose the path of perpetual torment. In ravenous hatred goose found no peace; and with boiling blood goose scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. Goose wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his beak named the goose... the Honk Slayer.
Only *_one_* critique....
Last line: 'beak' instead of 'sword'.
🦢
_(because, WTF... there's no Goose emoji?!)_
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE thanks will edit
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE🪿 Honk
@@Ostr0 🪿 Huh! So there is... ☺️
I wonder what the label is, because, damned if anything I search for brings it up (not even "bird"). Had to scroll through the animal category to find it!
The only thing they fear is you, but upon seeing this, most demons will run behind the slayer out of pure terror
Achievement unlocked:
*If you have this you’re already dead by the ankles.*
Imagine a duck in green armor with a double barrel shotgun on its back
I can just imagine the goose's head flopping wildly from the recoil of a shotgun followed by smug honking
'We send unto them...only goose. Honk and quack, until it is done.'
Peace was never an option. They took his lifetime supply of bread
Blessed by the algorithm, I have found what I never knew I needed the most
I mean… HONK
Doom guy: “oh my god. The goose has the BFG.”
The Goose IS the BFG!
Big F***ing Goose
Hell's king: an agent of chaos, a creature of suffering, a man whose heart is pitch black with malice is not human nor devil but GOOSE
Quack is temporary.
Honk is eternal.
Ah, I, the Duck of Destiny have finally met a worthy opponent
Когда приехал к бабушке в деревню и видишь того самого гуся, которого гонял в прошлом году
"peace was never an option" - doom guy
*The only HONK they fear is you.*
The goose chasing the 3 year old child
A good song for all true gamers
HONK - the DLC for DOOM we never knew we needed.
I'm gonna come clean and say that I listen to this on repeat almost every day
Now this , lady's and gentlemen, is a MASTERPIECE
This seriously deserves way more views
There is no god, only goose. "HONKS MENACINGLY!"
Como un Pato confirmo que esto es lo que cantamos cuando vamos al lago a cazar peces pequeños
My bumps, When the Goose-music kicks in...
My goosebumps when the music kicks in
My goose, when the bump music kicks in
My kicks, when the goose music bumps in