i'm no where close to being fluent in german and hearing german words pronounced without that w = v thing felt really wrong even though it's a super small difference
hiya colombian girl here it took my brain so long to load when I saw that my spanish brain was like does not compute because the translation was so of I am laughing myself to death with you
I laughed my ass off when he tried saying Milch and Brot lmao Bin auch Deutsch btw :D Schön, dass ich nicht der einzige bin der sowas lustig findet haha (translation for people reading the comments: I'm also German btw :D It's nice that I'm not the only one who finds this funny)
"Ok, so the thing about learning about Asian languages is the shape... the shape is hard to remember." Meanwhile Tagalog, Bahasa Malay, and Bahasa Indonesia(or maybe some other Asian languages that uses the Latin alphabet): Am I a joke to you?
hahaha imagine if parashock spoke spanish with another person other person: hello parashock: hello, much thanks taste (nice to thanks meet you) did I translate it well? I don't know much spanish
Same me as a german. I failed my german exam but did great on my english. But that's because german is hard to learn. We have too much rules and tons of exceptions.
I am learning Japanese too and it was kind of hard to remember the hiragana and katakana, but then I wrote two hours worth of words from a video I found, and I memorized all of them.
I used the same UA-cam channel. They use little pictures/images to help you remember the characters, which is super helpful. Like, the hiragana for "ko" looks like two kois (the carps).
"learning code seems so complex" Keyword is seems, its actually pretty easy, If you watch brackeys If you make a mistake following brackeys' "make a game" tutorial, the video ends - brackeys' channel make a game series from beginning to end (shouldn't take too long)
4:54 yes, i definitely agree with that. I am half Korean and half Thai and i speak both languages and I also speak japanese. And 3 years ago I started learning chinese and vietnamese and it’s really easy when you’re understand other asian languages. I mean in my experience it’s easier to learn asian languages when you’re already know one.
There are 3 outcomes for this: 1:Parashock, horrofied by the Search Results, Runs away to a Forest forever. There 75% Chance that Parashock dies if this happens. 2:UA-cam delets the Video in less than 30 Mins for violating the Community Guidelines. 3:He Censors 99% of the Results, Thus, the Video us boring.
It's funny how I'm half Asian but I am pretty much almost illiterate when it comes to any Asian language. I can read a tiny bit of Japanese (since I wanted to learn), but then I can't even read or write in my first language. I can only read numbers in that language and speak a little in that language, but that's about it.
I saw a video where they talked about the hardest language to learn, the easiest ate the closest to the English language, meaning that languages with Latin roots are the easiest to learn.
Duolingo bird is watching outside your window 👀
Hey it's that guy from the grubhub ad.
cool
k
First to reply to you
Yes
“I already kinda know Spanish” *doesn’t know the VERY basics*
if you would ask me to say one word in spanish, i wouldn't able to come up with something and I knew it was "mucho gusto"😅😅
@@irissupercoolsy I didn’t know it was “mucho gusto” but it just sounded right
I know some spanish
Because im Hispanic and come from a long family of hispan- so i know some
Yo soy Lucas y tu?
What a high school foreign language class does to a man
I'm Hispanic and I don't really know the Spanish alphabet 😂
"I've been learning Spanish for 4 years" Now we know that Parashock is at least 4 years old.
He has to be at least 5, because he would know Spanish if he learned all his life
Hello there!
Omg u so smort nasa finding u
Bro that was mad funny
Literally wheezing rn
And still he missed the first exercise
“All the German speakers are probably laughing at my pronunciation” I mean- You’re not wrong.
i'm no where close to being fluent in german and hearing german words pronounced without that w = v thing felt really wrong even though it's a super small difference
True
what did he say at 0:56
@@nat91307 i think he said "Ich bin ein Mann" translated to: I am a man
sorry to say that but *you're
As a Colombian boy, I was laughing my ass off, traduction of what he said: "hello, nice thank to meet you
Same, lol, I study spanish with duolingo and tried not to laugh, but I laughed.
Have a take care
i’m only studying spanish but i was laughing aswell
Lol I’m 10 and I was laughing
hiya colombian girl here it took my brain so long to load when I saw that my spanish brain was like does not compute because the translation was so of I am laughing myself to death with you
We will watch your career with great interest.
bruh
Prequel meme, hilarious.
Why
Bruuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Srsly tho, u freak everyone off
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
" Hola, mucho gracias gusto"
Me: *Screams in Spain without S
Im not even a native speaker I dead ass just use duolingo sometimes and that somehow hurt me too
I read that is ‘creams in Spain’ I’m so sorry
@@AydenRose04 i read it like "creams in pain" lol
@@Martha-w7w9b oh even better
@@Martha-w7w9b that sounds almost normal if you combine English with French: creams in breads
Duolingo: "o"
Parashock: proceeds to press the "u" button
Whaddaya expect? They sound alike to foreigners!
@@AimanAlnnfan nah
i think he heard " ouh " from it explaining why.
I think it's because he was confident and rushed.
It’s because that sound is u in Spanish for example, and he said that he learned some Spanish
"I bet people who speak German are laughing at me right now"
yes, yes I am
ich
@@viiperbiite ok
*Ja, Ja ich bin**
I can speak German: Ich kann Deutsch. Deutsch ist auch sehr einfach für mich, da ich aus Deutschland komme :)
Ich weiß es schon gut?
Milsh was killing me 😭
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“As long as Parashock suffers”
“He gets a view”
100% correct
Nice one dude
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"You are a spammer"
"Arent you "
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Not freakin blue
@@someguy7976 blue
“If you move your king, the video ends”
-Chess vs CPU
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@@glonkerdonker132 i see you everywhere saying that
Check mate
@@OrcaTheDorka true
@@Hug0_0 czech mate!
“If Duo says something weird, the video ends”
-Duolingo
Hey guys toda.. oh.
Je suis une baguette
@@evanraymond8728 Je suis un chien et tu mange un croissant
@@ecdudis9557 🤯 c'est totalement compris
That would end in around 20 Minutes.
Para: ‘let’s do this like Dora the explorer’
Also Para: **does Mickey Mouse voice**
Once again, Para: ‘It’s Elmo’
Hahaha lol bro
XD
@@Iaintnoname69theblackcat same 🤣😂 I was reading this comment right when he did The Voice
@@Iaintnoname69theblackcat Hehe just playing my part
@Tala's Side um... so you've heard a lot of dying animals in your life I see🥴😱😱
As a native german speaker I find it hilarious to watch you trying to pronounce the words xD
The harsh ‘ch’ sound at 0:56 when they’re saying “Ich” has me breathless from laughing too much. I can’t, it’s too funny!
When he was saying "wasser" with an English W versus the German W which sounds like an English V lol xD
I laughed my ass off when he tried saying Milch and Brot lmao
Bin auch Deutsch btw :D Schön, dass ich nicht der einzige bin der sowas lustig findet haha
(translation for people reading the comments: I'm also German btw :D It's nice that I'm not the only one who finds this funny)
@@FandomTOBY am German to! Wow ich mage youtube jetzt
Same! I could not get over him pronouncing the w lol🤣
"If you get an answer wrong, your voice pitch gets higher."
-The Impossible quiz
Parashock: Gets answer wrong
Duolingo wants to know your location.
Pawashock: Gets answew wwong
Duowingo wants to know youw wocation.
Duolingo is watching you
Duolingo is always watching
just to make parashock feel better I suck more then him on geometry dash I didn't even finish back on track
No...
Please...
"Ok, so the thing about learning about Asian languages is the shape... the shape is hard to remember."
Meanwhile Tagalog, Bahasa Malay, and Bahasa Indonesia(or maybe some other Asian languages that uses the Latin alphabet): Am I a joke to you?
and Vietnamese ^^
Meanwhile, தமிழ் மொழி.
And Turkish
arabic as well
@@James_Wisniewski what the hell is that
“ If you miss a beat, you sing the song you were playing.”
-Beat Saber
if his laptop can even manage that
@@joe1999_1 lol
OMG YESSSS XD
What if he plays crab rave...
@@jadenrodriguez4793 It's not I don't wanna see it. I am worried about his laptop.
Jajaja imagínense a parashock hablando español con otra persona
Otra persona: Hola
Parashock: Hola, mucho gracias gusto
Jajaja qué buena
I tried to understand this
Procedo a: XD
hahaha imagine if parashock spoke spanish with another person
other person: hello
parashock: hello, much thanks taste
(nice to thanks meet you)
did I translate it well? I don't know much spanish
@@gim3209 Yes, you did it very well!
Fun fact: in spanish "nice to meet you" is "encantado de conocerte"
"Mucho gusto" is a diffetent way to say the same
as someone who lives in spain i have never heard anyone say mucho gusto for anything apart from food
Yeah mucho gusto can be for other things but in Spain is not used to say nice to meet you
Isn’t that french???
Oh wait
My bad it looks similar
Me, a Spanish viewer dying when pronounce spanish words
Me as an German too XD
Me, a Pole too xDDD
Me, a american too xDDDDDDDDD
*MUCHO GRACIAS GUSTO*
Me, a Japanese too
His hello everyone was almost like daily dose of internets intro
Hello everyone this is your daily dose of comments
What?
@@pranaygamerr7704 Oh you joined 2 months ago so you must not know who DDOI is, go check him out cause he’s a cool person
@@user-dn9vr3oi1l e
Yeah. Kinda of
"If you get the number 69, the video ends"
- Google Number Generator 1 - 100
XD
Lmao
Tried the first result. Got 69 on fifth try (chance if not rigged: 1/20)
Nice
parashock : im good at spanish
also parashock : *proceeds to fail the first question*
_Straight up puts “thank you” in “nice to meet you”_
“Nice to thank you meet you”
"you'll learn long with me"
me who is german and is already learning japanese: welp, guess I'll add spanish to the list-
"if anyone recognize your voice,sing outro to them."
-Goodnight
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What does your profile pic says
"if anyone wecognizes youw voice,sing outwo to them."
-Goodnight
@@muhammadsajidjavedkhan7577 ‘Fire’
@@HeidenLam mhmm not really-
i literally learned spanish on duolingo for like 3 days and IM offended 💀
"Mucho gracias gusto 🙏"
As an asian, I can't agree that it'll be easier for me to learn any asian languages other than mine😔
oh no, i even failed on my own language test 😔😔
Same me as a german. I failed my german exam but did great on my english. But that's because german is hard to learn. We have too much rules and tons of exceptions.
Bruh same I’m Chinese but I got more Japanese answers correct than Chinese (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) I’m definitely a disgrace
natni they don't have my language on duo lingo...
@Pickle Rick can you understand Russian?
I’ve learnt japanese for 2 years on and off, its surprisingly interesting to watch someone learn some for the first time
same here 💀
I am learning Japanese too and it was kind of hard to remember the hiragana and katakana, but then I wrote two hours worth of words from a video I found, and I memorized all of them.
Mind sharing that video?
@@nl7837 I just typed "Japanese words for beginners" and I think it was from Japanesepod101 or something like that. They had a playlist for it
I used the same UA-cam channel. They use little pictures/images to help you remember the characters, which is super helpful. Like, the hiragana for "ko" looks like two kois (the carps).
Everyone: First
Looks like some people don't know the existence of refresh
I refreshed 5 times and nothing happened I was first
I wuld say that some people don't know the expistence of Portuguese, cuz they always say its spanish ;-;
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@@toastedcar You👏were👏not👏first👏
Evewyone: Fiwst
Wooks wike some peopwe don't know the existence of wefwesh
"If you get something wrong, the video gets faster"
- Duolingo: Italian
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
8:53 as a german fella I gotta say you got the hang of our “ch” really quickly. Your pronunciation is pretty good, actually
It's not that difficult
ach och uch is /h/
ech ich is /sh/
No exceptions
ch can change if there is a consonant between it
tch /tch/
sch /sh/
"learning code seems so complex"
Keyword is seems, its actually pretty easy, If you watch brackeys
If you make a mistake following brackeys' "make a game" tutorial, the video ends
- brackeys' channel make a game series from beginning to end (shouldn't take too long)
“If you find Tails, the video ends”
-Google search Sonic
The video would end almost instantly
"If you find tea, the video ends"
- Google search: Coffee
its impossible
If I find a blue/pink haired woman, the video ends
Google search: offended
She was in a drawing, does that count?
"If you find Bill Gates, the video ends"
-Google search: gates
Lol
4:54 yes, i definitely agree with that. I am half Korean and half Thai and i speak both languages and I also speak japanese. And 3 years ago I started learning chinese and vietnamese and it’s really easy when you’re understand other asian languages. I mean in my experience it’s easier to learn asian languages when you’re already know one.
"If you see a mob, Shrek's face appears."
-Minecraft
"If you read a normal comment, the video ends"
- Literally any one of your comment sections
Ok
@@legitx6433 Ok
@@runetide Ok
@@garrisonhamm978 Ok
@@sumathijai6251 Ok
"If you find an imposter the video ends"
Google search: "Crewmate"
Cringe
@@Guy.WhoAsked damn.
@@Guy.WhoAsked damn
@@Guy.WhoAsked damn
@@Guy.WhoAsked damn!
"If u find a woman, the video ends"
- Google search: gay
It will be a sort video from my experience
Women can be gay too
@@chclt_thndr they can be lesbian, bi, pans straight, etc. Anything but gay
@@austinadvincula4410 Some lesbian woman (and even some bisexual ones) refer to themselves as gay
3:47
"Aha! Itchy kneeee!"
-ParashockX
“Shut up duolingo i still hate you” while the bird was happily waving to you. 😔
If you stop speaking Spanish while learning Japanese, the video ends
-Duolingo
Japanese is pretty easy on Duolingo ngl. It took me two weeks to properly memorize hiragana using only Duolingo and I still remember all of it
love how he says *asian languages* when he's literally talking about 4 countries
“If you find todoroki the video ends”
Search: red and white
“If you find the Patrick Price, the video ends”
-Google search: Rogers Rate
"If you find the color blue, you subscribe to MACRO"
- Your thumbnails
pls do it, I've been asking this for almost 2 months
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@@glonkerdonker132 lmaooo
Then the video will end instantly, that's no fun at all
“If you find Ray Romano, the video ends”
-Google Search: Manny the Mammoth
What
8:53 Oh, I can assure you we are. This is hilarious, next-level comedy.
2:23 When you failed Spanish the learn how to speak Spanish ad appears lol
as a person learning japanese, its extremely interesting how different people learn hiragana so differently
Random fact: The human eye blinks an average of 4.2 million times a year.
Nice
ok
Comment: Fun fact
Pfp: fun fact
Videos: fun facts
The fact we didn't want but the fact we needed. Thank you
Uh…rm… okay?!?!??
"If you die your voice gets lower"
-The World's Hardest Game
You really got my thoughts 😂
If you get stressed, the video ends.
-Learning to play an instrument.
"If you find Fundy,the video ends".
"Google Search: furry
I tried that and...
Found a fucking spider fursona in 5 seconds
Hey dream
*you hacker*
Ur name bro
There are 3 outcomes for this:
1:Parashock, horrofied by the Search Results, Runs away to a Forest forever. There 75% Chance that Parashock dies if this happens.
2:UA-cam delets the Video in less than 30 Mins for violating the Community Guidelines.
3:He Censors 99% of the Results, Thus, the Video us boring.
Die Art, wie du die Worte sagst, bringt mich zum Lachen
Para: *gets first one wrong*
Yo, un persona inteligente: *risas en español*
"If you die, the video ends"
-Dont Starve Together
“If you find Mario, the video ends”
-Google Search: A Hat in Time
Doctor: Parashock-chan doesnt exist he can't hurt you
Parashock-chan:
I started with duolingo Japanese a year ago and I love it. It’s gotten much more challenging. Especially now with stories.
"If you don't win you reveal your handwriting"
For Type racer
"If you find yes, the video ends"
-Google search: no
"if you find McDonald the video end"
- Google search: KFC
What is a McDonald?
@@mrfreedoom2003 maybe your country doesn't have that place lol
I can't stress enough how much I love Parashock's accent and voice in Spanish 😭😭😭💗
2:09
Me: It's "Hola, mucho gusto-
*NOOOOO*
Parashock you're learning all the languages I wanna learn LOL
"If you hurt a waddle dee,skip to the next game"
--Every kirby game
idk
"If you huwt a waddwe dee,skip to the next game"
-Evewy kiwby game
idk
@@owoifier4521 are you ok
"If you see pewdiepie being embarassed the video end"
UA-cam search: Toradora ed
"If you find a tongue, the video ends"
Google search: Language
BR
The way i got a duolingo ad when i opened this video 😭
Parashock: ehm and for the last german yes. Maybe the other the next time.
Me an italian: O FU** MAN
"If you feel disturbed, the video ends"
-Cube escape collection
"Which one says 1"
"I don't know, the one that says 1?"
6:15 Duolingo: *loads gun*
Parashock: mucho gracias gusto
Me a Mexican: *processing how some one could even think that would even work *
“I already know Spanish.”
*5 seconds later*
“how do i do this.”
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If anyone recognises you, the video ends
- Omegle
Great idea
@@orbic6469 his voice
If you need to blur something the video ends.
Google search: ifunny
0:08 Intro
1:05 Spanish
2:30 Japanese
7:55 German
11:44 Outro
If you fail, the outro is you singing "Barbie Girl"
-Duolingo - learning Danish
It's funny how I'm half Asian but I am pretty much almost illiterate when it comes to any Asian language. I can read a tiny bit of Japanese (since I wanted to learn), but then I can't even read or write in my first language. I can only read numbers in that language and speak a little in that language, but that's about it.
"If you get Rick-Roll, the video ends"
-Google Search: Never
Gonna
You
Up
Never
Gonna
Continue to search for Keanu Reeves and when you find him, the video ends
- Cyberpunk 2077
Ok
@@legitx6433 ok
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@@glonkerdonker132 lol
excited you’re picking 3 languages I’ve started on duolingo that worked out nicely for me
Parashock: *learns how to count 1-2*
Also Parashock: I feel like I can watch anime without the subtitles now!
I saw a video where they talked about the hardest language to learn, the easiest ate the closest to the English language, meaning that languages with Latin roots are the easiest to learn.
"Why don't we do this like Dora the explorer"
Turns into Mickey mouse
11:42 as someone who has been learning German for almost 4 years, I would've said the same thing
"If you find lego, the video ends."
Google search: Star Wars
"All the german speakers are gonna laugh at my pronunciation".
Me actually laughing at him.
8:03
As a native german I just laughed my ass off. xD
I don’t know a word of German and I laughed my ass off at that
As a German I'm dying of laughter right now so good🤣
as an Argentine, I laughed very hard in 1:33
If I lose the streak I lose my knees
-duolingo
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who yells at the Duo birb when it appears in the middle of a lesson lmao