Oney Plays The Binding of Isaac (Complete Series)
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I love how every guest on Oney Plays has a unique response to Chris's hypotheticals.
Mick always answers too honestly. lmaooo
Imagine being in class next to a window your kinda bored so you look outside and slightly down and you see a sweaty and nervous guy in his 30's spreading his legs which are clinged to both sides of two dumpsters having diarrhea right next to your class's window side
53:00 putting this here so I don’t have to hunt for it again
And not one single person believes him when he talks about it.
@@racc4716 nice :D
Dammit who is that in your profile picture?! I’ve seen him before but I can’t remember his name!
@@lucasblanchard47 He can't keep getting away with it!
"When I was little I would fantasise about taking off my head and carry it around."
That's one of the most Irish things Chris has ever said.
Dullahans are cool
@@AlphonzeBechstein Dullahans are irish?
Yeah
Fiery gang is irish?!
Lmao
"Chris: What do you think the next big celebrity scandal gonna be?... Tomar: Has anything interesting happened with the royal family recently?"
Tomar predicted the scandal surrounding Prince Andrew's involvement with Epstein and then blatantly lying about a bunch of stuff in an interview which caused quite the stir the last week or so. 😯
It was already well known Andrew was a horndog rapist.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY IMPRISONED PEOPLE?!
@Some Fella Yes, one of their AI Dungeon ones. Lil' Epstein. BIG laugh.
Power of the emeralds
And oney predicted the queen stomping her Corgis brains in.
Damn, didn't know Chris was friends with the Italian Mafia
@Khepri it had plentry of love back in 2015, its just a shell of its former self left to rot now
@@mayo_- Damn son. Who came in your mini frosted wheats?
So many power moves in one video
It’s crazy to see a non Isaac youtube channel actually do a legit Isaac series for once, especially with one of them actually being experienced in the game
And then the fact that it’s oney plays
Just icing on the cake
You should check out vinesauce, he has a ton of isaac videos. i think vargskelethor has done some too
Yeah tons of power moves
The pacing is horrible though
Okay, hypothetical: You're all alone in a dark CVS parking lot. You've just picked up some breath strips and antacid pills and you're on your way back to your apartment, when suddenly a guy runs up to you with a large machete and corners you. You go "who are you? Please don't kill me!" but he doesn't respond. He just pulls out his phone, which has the UA-cam app open and is paused on a video of a 2019 Twitch stream recording. He presses play and you hear yourself say "if someone wanted to kill me, it's fine! Just do it, just kill me". What do you do?
>rape
Roll for charisma
or what if he shows you that video of a claymation chewing?
i would win
"erm, hey buddy check this out" *reveal a 30 inch mace from my sheave* "shouldve finished the clip!" he continues the video to reveal his wife and 17 children strapped to a rocket ship made out of scrap metal from my pipes out of my basement. now what do you do if you witnessed that happen after eating your favorite CVS Yogurt?
go go gadget slapping my cheeks til they are red
Do you mean your face or…?
Go go gadget chomping on my dog's toenails
go go gadget I killed my wife
go go gadget write fan fiction for julian and matt
Go go gadget the air is now gelatin
15:00 if there was consequence to death in Meatboy not a single soul would like that game.
That's what I was thinking! Like, it takes a single second to get back into the game because if it took any longer the game would be shit.
except edmund
"This is not an op run by the way"
Has chocolate milk, dead cat and crickets head on rebirth azazel.
Ok
a good run > an op run
@@vanillabean6050 that synergy is stupid op, although, really anything is on rebirth azazel
It's not an OP run because it leaves little room for mistakes since he still has base Azazel range. Which is nothing.
Someone clearly doesn't know how The Binding of Isaac works.
Only noobs use Azazel period
@@Tmoney7653 facts, real chads play the lost
2:22:50 FUCKING FINALLY! No one ever talks about that channel and it's weird as fuck, building super awesome dirt houses and pools, in the middle of nowhere, over and over and over!
Super old comment so sorry for replying but many people have and also have realized that it's fake, not the finished just the fact they don't build it without modern tools because they do use modern tools
@@VengeanceLN do they advertise as only being primitive technology? Because there are guys like that, that time lapse making their own tools from the forest and then building entire huge architecture.
I've also seen some guys do that with one simple modern tool but I dont know what you mean by fake because its obviously not cgi or some shit and they timelapse the entire process. It's not like bear grills who behind the camera has good food and maybe a tent with readily available water at all times.
By your logic something "real" cant even exist because they still have to record it with a camera or just a phone
@@vivianjames357 I think you're misinterpreting what Im saying. No I mean the ones that do time lapse but have cutaways and during the cutaways they use modern tools and machinery to dig the holes and such for time saving purposes so some are "fake" as they don't only use primitive tools. The finished product is real of course but not how they did it as advertised. I even stated that in my first comment (though dumbly as I'm currently healing from an eye injury in my previous comment that the finished product is legit "not the finished just that...") Nothing to do with CGI? I never mentioned anything of that sort.
A bit of an aggressive response at the end there but hopefully you know get what I meant, my apologies on my awful English
@@VengeanceLN alright, I get what you're saying now
I'd definitely call that deceptive at least like wwe has scripted fights but make it look like they really dont know who's going to win. Based on the allure I'm going to assume that they do advertise it as being genuinely only primitive tools like bear grills pretends hes actually surviving in the wild like a caveman.
I'd be mad too if someone posted a video where they lie about being able to make a car out of mud and sticks only for them to swap shit out during their video cuts
@@vivianjames357 haha that last part with the mud car. Not exactly but yeah agreed I get what you mean.
2:30:00
-You can just do a quick google search for this but to anyone with no knowledge on the event, Mike Tyson did in fact bite a piece of his ear off, everyone seems to have dramatized it over the years saying it was the whole ear but nah, just a part of it, to which Tyson got DQ'd and lost his boxing license for it (he got it reinstated later though)
Funniest shit about this story is that after both boxers retired they actually became friends, imagine cracking a cold one with your best mate who also mutilated you years prior
I swear to god Ive seen a christmas commercial in which Mike gets a new ear for the guy he bit. It was in a nice little jewelry box and everything.
@@Whienzarth It's real, and you can definitely watch it on UA-cam.
also the chunk of the ear he bit off hasnt ever been found
You need a license to play boxing tf
@@rawrdino7046 the world will really surprise you once you grow the fuck up. You need a license to use a boat too. You need a heavy machinery license to operate your mom as well
When i was little we would all try to drown eachother by saying the bottom of the pool smelled like cherries
Thank you for the part about the dirt haven’t laughed that hard in ages
timestamp?
TIMESTAMP!!! >:[
Mctwistflop They aren't obligated to provide one.
@@CooledJets I declare then obligated to provide one :]
@@CelestialWitch 👁️👄👁️
"Do you think Jack Black watches this?" Wow I guess we know the answer to that now.
I've filled an entire boss room with poop and the boss had no idea what to do. This game is fantastic.
I did it to hush and the fucker softlocked me by staying underground forever.
what does shitting in a corporate office have to do with the game
@@gavindillon1486 if you filled the room with poo he couldn't surface. That was your fault
55:28 the idea of Spider-Man having to stop and take an emergency dump behind a school dumpster is far too funny
Mick's tragic retelling of his fecal tale of woe goes almost perfectly with the game's music at times.
This series WAS a power move.
Will never get tired of hearing Mick gush over this game.
Too soon bro
@@daselfcharmerwhat happened?
@@Don_Monstro still too soon
@@daselfcharmer message received, I'll leave it as it stands. Kinda mad at myself for trying to pry at internet drama lol.
Yeah, it is such a power move!
Dude, how is Chris so hilarious. The whole hallelujah thing is cracking me up
Chris: "I love Spewer"
Game: *plays Spewer sound effect when a pill is eaten*
Chris: *says nothing*
I love the fact they are just goofy friends who just rumble on and on and one of them is playing a game
tomar: I'm not good at singing
proceeds to sing the most friggin sweet hebrew song of all time (jaw literally dropped)
Jaw dropped to my feet, eyes sticking feet out of my face, I had to go get surgery because they wouldnt go back to normal
Jaw dropped to the ground like Brian Griffin when Lois Griffins boobs got big 😳
1:11:33
But Santa Clause isn't-
What? What?! Say it! Say it! You gotta say it, n- BOING!
I wish I was friends with chris
Be my Irish friend and then you can be my Chris
I wish you were too
Uh, you don't get to make friends.
you have stinkee pusey
I wish I was friends.
FYI if you need some TP urgently, take any sort of paper (like reciepts), crumple and uncrumple them a couple times.
Now it wont just slide off and it will also be softer much like real TP.
Thanks for the advice 🙏
Thank you, Mick.
This is simultaneously the most rewarding and frustrating game I EVER played.
at 2:52:43, I also have had many fun experiences talking about Isaac in public places. I remember talking about the blue womb in chemistry and the teacher asked what we are talking about and I said “its just a game”
I don't know why OneyPlays hasn't reached a million subscribers by now :(
The Funni Men won't let them
A million pals
The initial wave of autism can only be sustained by the biggest of autismos. We are few for we are strong in the tism
🥴
No more Dingus and Juul
mr. doctor man, how'd my blood test come back?
"hellman's"
10:55
Interesting hearing this again considering he now really enjoys playing Noita
Crazy how Chris says something along the lines of Jack Black doesn't watch Oneyplays and now he's done work with him now lol
1:00:51 Tomar really took that to heart
38:12 Damn Tomar predicted Prince Andrew's Epstein connections
As an accountant, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. If i mess up and save you 1,000 bucks on your taxes, that doesn’t mean you have the right to that 1,000 and the IRS will make you pay it back. That’s it. If i mess up by 500,000 and there’s no way you couldn’t possibly know it was wrong, then you’d get in trouble and so would i.
Nobody turns in their paperwork showing that they’re single and made 500,000 and then looks at the return that was prepared for them and sees married with two kids and zero income and says “this looks right.” That being said, I’ve never made such a flagrant mistake and we use software that points out problems and shows us when the IRS rejects something so we can fix it before it becomes a problem. Go to a good accountant that uses software and this isn’t an issue.
i am very grateful for this post, as it has reminded me that accountants are people too, and maybe all my problems aren't due to taxes.
So if the IRS knows the number we owe, why don’t they tell us?
@@trevorreid9142 They only know the numbers that are reported to them by other people or entities. So if i go to the barber shop and pay $20 for a haircut with a credit card, the credit card service company will draft a 1099-K for the barber shop showing all the credit card transactions including mine. The IRS then knows that you have at LEAST that much income. There are other forms used for other people, but that doesn't cover deductible expenses.
So the IRS might know that I made $50k in wages, but they won't automatically know that I made $40k on a side gig where people pay me $500 cash for other financial services (hypothetical example!!!) and they won't know that I spent $30k in various expenses for that business.
As people spend more and more of their unreported income, it becomes easier for the IRS to figure out that you're cheating. But enough with the hypotheticals, there are some things they can't know unless you tell them so they demand you tell them and punish people that willfully evade taxes.
Ok, that makes sense
@@boomerwow8482 have been arrested for tax evasion yet
the 38:17 bit is the first time i had ever heard “rard” uncensored on this channel and honestly that one’s completely justified
This series is great to listen to while also playing the binding of isaac
"There are no tall irish people with red noses in any of their games."
Cut to Blizzard adding Kul Tirans to WoW.
I was gonna say that it was ironic that Chris said he wished Matthew Broderick would die in a car crash when he actually killed someone with his car. But then like 10 minutes later he brings it up.
There is a song going "nah stop" and stuff in the background, clint eastwood by gorillaz
"the queens getting old hope she doesnt die" lol i forgot this was long time ago
Thissss
"But basically my new game is about being fun to control"
Chris literally has a better 1 line sales pitch than most 15 minute long E3 talks
1:38:30 the part where Tomar starts singing.
the queen crushing her corgis brains with her high heels was my favorite part
52:37 - 57:00 and 2:06:05
2:24:57
Tomar's own Herculad moment
on mick's assessment of girl public restrooms, he's completely right. I have worked in multiple restaurants/fast food places and the women restrooms I have to clean are always waaaay fucking dirtier than the male ones. Even my female co-workers agree, even aggressively because they are usually the ones that have to clean them. Usually to the point that they say, "women in public restrooms are fucking animals, I would rather clean ten male restrooms than one female restroom." I didn't believe until I had to clean one at closing, but holy fuck sometime's it's like a homeless fight club/orgy with bloody tampons in there sometimes.
34:56
How have I not seen the Herbie Hypothetical in any compilations?
This bit kills me every time!😂
I love how Chris says he had a dream about being ablw to take his own head off when he was younger and because he's Irish, he was basically dreaming of being a Dullahan.
43:01 Zach would be delighted by those bomb and keys numbers.
I remember bein salty initially that zach n lyle were gone when this came out. Now I miss Mick, this one was sooooo good
I’m sure Chris and the gang miss him too,he was always pulling power moves.
1:41:03 they did that movie which was just a "best of..." collection of some of their television sketches but nobody would fund "an original story" because it was considered too risky. TV shows didn't really get any respect for a while there as a medium
Getting Lump of Coal when talking about hating giving gifts on Christmas was perfect
I was introduced to this game back when it was free for psn (2014ish)and it's been my top 5 games to this day.
"Get the black people."
- Chris OneyPlays
I legit chuckled at this
1:59:32 wait is Chris talking about Zdzisław Beksiński?
I had an art assignment in grade eleven where the class had to pick an artist, and write a summary of their life and also create a piece of art inspired by their work.
I chose to do mine about Beksiński so I decided to make a painting of like a crucified decaying human-like demon creature that was like hanging from the cross by his thinning flesh, with some other hellish boney creatures hovering over him. But anyway it was super dope and all but my teacher didnt seem to appreciate it because she failed me and asked what was wrong with me. Her hair looked like a huge rat though and she fortnite danced so it was cursed from the start
You got that work posted somewhere? I'd love to see it, it sounds amazing.
@dingir that's rad af
Should have accused her of sexual assault
omg, this whole comment was a fabulous roller coaster!
I swear art teachers are either your favorite or least favorite teachers. I used to be confident in my art and then my art teacher would tell most of us that we were doing our art 'wrong'. Then she'd hold up her favorite piece of the class and tell us to do it like the way that artist did it. Really made me despise my art for about a year
Does it annoy anyone else when Tomar just says wrong facts? The zombie fungus makes ants crawl to high places to release spores, not be eaten by a bird to be shit somewhere. The Lemmiwinks music is based on the animated Hobbit/Lord of the RIngs films from the 70's.
As a tax accountant, I find this tax discussion very funny. At least Oney tries to organize stuff - always better than sorting through sticky, smelly docs to find the one thing you need.
1:40:14 You can always count on mom to laugh at your jokes
"Marge I have no Character Arc"
56:13 funni
56:58 he shouldve said "and everyone in the hospital clapped.even the dead people." and they wouldve believed em
14:57 i Have no idea what Chris is talking about when he says there is no consequence to death in super meat boy you have to restart the whole level like every other game the only difference is its instant
I don't know anything about the "hippie song" Tomar references at about 1:57:30 but the line he sings is almost directly pulled from the Bible (in Joel I think, but I could be mixed up. It's referenced in the New Testament as well). His thinking it was a religious song isn't unfounded, regardless of what the whole song is about.
"I wasn't able to get all the stuff."
(COMPLETED MOM'S HEART HARD MODE WITH THE LOST!)
@John Stonik Holy mantle... which is given to The Lost in Afterbirth... not Rebirth. Even then, only unlocked after donating a significant sum to the Ultra-Greed donation machine.
Wait, wasn't the complete series for Spooky just uploaded too? It's gOnE
Oops
I love the boys but this particular trifecta of neutral, good, & chaotic is my very favorite, you can suppose which title belongs to whom
38:12 OOOOH BOY TOMAR YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU'VE WROUGHT
we need a poison on the ground full version
9:23
38:03 he says my luck is terrible and then immediately has that bomb not work on bowing up those machines
The first talk actually brought me back to a question I had posed before. Satan's kill count in the bible vs God's; who actually killed more mortals according to the bible?
God flooded the earth because of a few dickheads, it isnt comparable
@@exetone a few?
Genisis 6:11 Earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.
Genisis 6:12 God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.
Genisis 6:13 God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.
Literally all humans but noah where corrupt and violent
@@the_pinkienator8896 damn god was shit at making humans then. Too bad he isnt all powerful or anything lmao
@@exetone God didnt give humans a knowledge of good and evil, eating the forbidden fruit did, which god explicitly said they should not do.
@@the_pinkienator8896 shouldnt have made the fruit then, simple as. There's flaws here that you're not seeing
feels so weird to see this game again in its pre-repentance state
on the last of us thing I've never heard the bird thing, but they do make the ants crawl up as high as they get and then split them open and spread the spores on breezes to spread more.
Yeah it's like a parasitic worm that crawls inside of the eyes of slugs and pulsates rapidly, causing it's multi colored body to attract a bird to bite the slugs eye off or take the whole slug with it, then the birds shit has parasite eggs in it.
Mother Nature makes the most beautiful paintings doesn't she?
@@scrubbytheslime7703 nature is as brutal as it is beautiful.
It’s crazy to see a non Isaac youtube channel actually do a legit Isaac series for once, especially with one of them actually being experienced in the game
The boss in bushido blade straight up having a gun might be one of my favourite examples of immediately recognisable hilariously overpowered boss character.
Wait, this isn't Northernlion!
Praise egg daddy.
C A R E E R S U I C I D E
Isaac, the herald of Bowlbo
I heard that halo sniper sound you can't hide that from me! 22:11
2:28:26 when the mic went to micks mouth I heard such a difference in clarity I had to get my phone to make sure it was real
HOLY sHIET DUDE CHRIS IS IS PLAYING WITH THE VOICE ACTORS FROM HUSBANDS HANDEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im going to scream.
@@speenybeeny7861 from what?
Holy shit. I’m assuming you’re speaking of Hazbin Hotel, and I had no idea they both voiced in that show. I love it so much more now
@@theharv2390 Stamper was too. A lot of NG voice actors were in it IIRC.
I went downstairs and turned my water tap off for Chris 👍
1:52:33 the moment chris said marilyn Manson is, and I quote,"NICE LOOKING."
I would like to see OneyPlays play Enter The Gungeon but I don’t see that happening anytime soon.
Hurry. Someone make a game that whenever Chris makes a Chris like choice, there's a 1 in 80 chance it bricks his computer and puts him on a government watch list.
That sounds like the ultimate consequence.
Oh and it calls him a poof.
It’s funny, I can tell you’ve spent a lot of time with Azazel. I have too lol
1:09:35 glad I'm not the only one who feels this way
There's a 6'2" Irish woman in Overwatch wtf
moira has kind of a red nose i guess
Oney is on some good track of humor for this!
Every time Mick says "game-breaking" take a shot. R.I.P.
I can't believe you're talking about Chills. Yes, he really does talk like that. And he sucks at rapping. He's an androgenous Canadian Native, so that's just how he talks.
2:15:30 girls public bathrooms are grotty, but girls school toilets are so much cleaner than the boy's
Being friends with Chris must be the most amazing thing any mortal could achieve.
The worm topic had me wheezing 😂
damn, I looked up that beksinski guy. I love it.
1:05:35 why did he sound like a New York landlord for a second there
"hmm, rotating pixels..." he doesn't even mention the squishing of the sprites in every animation
dont worry bro its just mode7
I'm coming from the Marble it up playthough. I think you should play one of my all time favorite physics based ball/paddle games, DX-Ball 2. It's a beautiful thing.