Not gonna lie, Chris’ explanation that all members of a racing tournament get unlimited funds to build their own track explains so much about Kart Racers.
I grew up with just CTR and didn't know that there were other crash bandicoot games without cars, so it was pretty weird seeing gameplay footage of crash walking around.
I loved that kinda stuff as a kid: I can play Mario Kart 64 and drive around Congo Jungle, but then play DK 64 and run around acting like I just got out of my kart
58:52 No matter if it's Mario Kart or this, getting combo'd into last place never gets old. The game is basically telling Chris he's not allowed to do the shortcut.
I still get a kick out of them not realizing that they bought the special edition that comes with nitros oxide unlocked at the beginning and also Chris getting pissed about the goblins and other characters from the other crash racing games.
I mean a quarter of the cnk roster is just goblins and the rest besides a couple like mash and big norm are very bland. The tracks on the other hand are fantastic now that their magnesis gimmicks are gone
@@rambact5769 thats what made me stop playing this game, i was super excited when it came out, but i dont have wifi at my house, and the coins or nitro points or whatever that you get from playing offline is a fucking drip feed and i refuse to pay for that shit fuck activision
Who knew the "Race Wars", "Join Antifa", and molotov cocktail comments would age so well just a few months later in mid 2020... true visionaries of our time.
I got an ad for therapy or something, and the timing was perfect. **ad** “I used to feel worthless. Like everything bad was my fault. Then my dad said **skips ad** wump start your engine!”
at around 1:19:57, they start talking about how some older games you loved as a kid are harder now as an adult. No game for me encapsulates that theory more than Glover.
This is my favorite racing game. I'm in the same boat as Chris. I grew up on CTR not Mario Cart. I'm hella pissed that I had beat Nitro Fueled 100% twice because after the first time my ps4's hard drive crashed and then I 100% it again and my hard drive crashed again after I finally got all the skins and karts I wanted. So if I boot it up now I'm back to square 1 and I dunno if I have it in me to 100% the game a 3rd time.
Them talking about Mayans reminded me of the cartoon Kenny the shark the little girl who owned Kenny had a friend who had Mayan heritage and would not shut the fuck up about it. Kid took every and any chance he could to mention it.
I'd love a clone of myself that improves its diet and lifestyle so that it gets in shape cause then I'd copy exactly what it did, it'd be perfect motivation since I'd actually see what to do and the benefits.
I know it's way too late now but you can dodge the missle by jumping when the arrows touch tips. You actually see Tiny Tiger jumping a rocket in like the first race
After watching this I immediately knew I had to snatch up the remaster, I didn't even know that it had come out, I didn't know it was for the first game and the second game, I'm so hyped
Ah yes, that time Chris didn't realize he bought the special edition which unlocks a ton of stuff from the start. Such fun, too bad jackasses in suits decided to add microtransactions after all the great reviews. Such bitter shady business practices ruin an alright remake.
@@stefanatli7769 sure but it's like if somebody made you a really nice meal, but after you take a few bites somebody spits on it. It's still good and you enjoyed it, but you don't really want to eat it anymore.
@@stefanatli7769 Ok whatever. I'm upset they decided to add something stupid and specifically waited for the good reviews so it wouldn't show up in them. It's deceitful and really bad, especially since the target audience is mostly kids. Sorry I didn't get the perfect analogy, figured it got my point across well enough. Microtransactions = Bad.
I don't know why people quit the game immediately after that happened. I have a majority of the content unlocked as is and I didn't have to spend a cent.
I've done that on MK7. Got the blue shell, raced my way up to first for the experiment, and yes, is you are in first and have a blue shell, it becomes a suicide button.
Man just watched the newer episode with Pac-Man 2 adventure thing and it continued to this...all my forgotten memories coming back. Glad I still have all these games, need to play them again.
i feel like the early lyle episodes were a bit rough but he came into his own eventually. i really like the later episodes lyle was on and i'm a bit disappointed he hasnt been on in a while. like i'm sure he's doing other shit but ya know. a boy misses his lyle
@@Whienzarth it's the result of n'gin farting. He creates neutrons of sorts that when thrown seek out any kart engines in the area besides your own. Yes I'm joking
14:43 "Wait what does the beep do?"
"It's just fun. *bEep beep!"*
Chris's joy is a delightful thing
You spelled that first "beep" absolutely perfectly, I'm unreasonably impressed by such a small thing
Not gonna lie, Chris’ explanation that all members of a racing tournament get unlimited funds to build their own track explains so much about Kart Racers.
Mario and Luigi make a good living as plumbers, Daisy, Bowser and Peach are royalty, everyone else gets a ton of money from their tax returns.
@@Hi_Just_Fred luigi is just straight up loaded after the luigis mansion games
wario as well, after the wario land games
I'm The Pup tax returns lmaoooo
Johnny Herrera there’s big money in OTHER people’s tax returns.
Super Blue Todd 😂😂😂😂
58:55 The absolute maddest I've ever heard Chris get at anything on this channel, and I've been here a looong time.
I keep coming back to this moment
It's so cathartic to hear 😃
@@vivianjames357I wanna hear chris getting is nails pried off with ice picks
So many magical relics in this playthrough. The Orb, the Ankh, the Tomar...
Mmmm... the ancient Tome of Mar...
[streets of Cairo plays faintly in the background]
@@grantfamily3360 She's resting now.
Tomar is a person, what are you actually blabbering?
"he wasn't really a magician he was just a jew" lyle fucking slays me sometimes
Roachdog jr. nice to see you
Kinky
Roachdog jr lives on through you
Who the fuck is roachdog jr
I love how Chris is explaining Crash Lore to Lyle and Tomas throughout the video
Thomas
Thomas
@Heavy Metal Collector and his wife, Jaxxas A. Moto
Thomas N. Tisemitism
Looool
I love it when Chris played as Tomar on the famous Tomar Track
Tomar Team Racing
Top 10 most iconic cart racing stages
@@franzferdinand6315
I'm disgusted that he didn't even find any emeralds
And then he threw a bomb at jaxie and there was a gruesome and gorey scene of her realistically exploding.
I grew up with just CTR and didn't know that there were other crash bandicoot games without cars, so it was pretty weird seeing gameplay footage of crash walking around.
@dookie fingers lol get rekt
I loved that kinda stuff as a kid: I can play Mario Kart 64 and drive around Congo Jungle, but then play DK 64 and run around acting like I just got out of my kart
Bruh
Same
When I say “GO” get ready to “WOAH”
fusionfountain woah at him not me
Do you know how to woah?
Nah Nah
Yea to bad it's not Chris, Julian and Ding Dong instead of some other assholes.
To bad EVERY OneyPlays video isn't just with those three..
Willz __ don’t be mean :(
Willz __ I prefer these peeps over the ding and jool
When you want to go to heaven, but Aku Aku said: WRONG WAY
He says ‘to access heaven, you need 10 boss keys’ 😂
58:52 No matter if it's Mario Kart or this, getting combo'd into last place never gets old. The game is basically telling Chris he's not allowed to do the shortcut.
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@@artvandelay6351 why the fuck would u even say this. NOT cool
I still get a kick out of them not realizing that they bought the special edition that comes with nitros oxide unlocked at the beginning and also Chris getting pissed about the goblins and other characters from the other crash racing games.
@@perplexingpumpkin I think its the digital deluxe? You may be right
Look You, that’s tomar.
Oh shoot. You right tho.
:O WOW!!!1! :D
I like the detail of capitalizing "You" as if it was a name and not capitalizing "tomar"
Lyle and Tomar: an underrated duo
"I would convincingly believe in Mobility Mary to avoid taxes" might be my favorite Lyle quote
OH MY GOD!
To be fair, she does seem the type.
"...The Orb?"
Let's discuss the orb
The Great and Powerful Orb.
Who created this Orb we speak of?
Tomer, the almighty one.
Actually, no, Zach made that orb
Lyle’s bit about how Tomar drives reminds me of that one Goofy cartoon about road rage.
anyone else notice at 29:48, on the right side, we find out that Julian’s dad *also* has a glass eye?
“Person of Super” is an underrated Tomar quote.
1:50:37
It's pretty amazing that the disc he breaks is "Unbreakable"
"Houdini was a Jew."
"Oh so he wasn't really a magician, he was just a Jew."
I genuinely cried laughing 🤣
Wish they'd come back to this, I wanna see their reactions to the GP characters and Chris actually playing as Zem and Zam and the CNK tracks.
I mean a quarter of the cnk roster is just goblins and the rest besides a couple like mash and big norm are very bland. The tracks on the other hand are fantastic now that their magnesis gimmicks are gone
Mocha Tiki yeah that was really disappointing when I saw that was real
@@rambact5769 thats what made me stop playing this game, i was super excited when it came out, but i dont have wifi at my house, and the coins or nitro points or whatever that you get from playing offline is a fucking drip feed and i refuse to pay for that shit
fuck activision
I'll always remember how Chris pronounces ahegao 35:07
Who knew the "Race Wars", "Join Antifa", and molotov cocktail comments would age so well just a few months later in mid 2020... true visionaries of our time.
It’s been going on for long time, but I get where you’re coming from
anyone paying any amount of attention to the world around them for the past 1-10 years.
Jerry The Predator America is the only country, so why wouldn’t it be the most important
@@truenickspivak likewise, texas is the only state in america
shortythecat of course
8:26 Best part of this series
I got an ad for therapy or something, and the timing was perfect.
**ad** “I used to feel worthless. Like everything bad was my fault. Then my dad said **skips ad** wump start your engine!”
"After I bought CTR as a wee child my father began exclusively talking like Cortex and never stopped."
@@thebreadbringer Hey, at least your father became the lead singer for ASOAD
13:47 was genuinely sweet
Could hear Tomar blush hes like teehee
"If someone has a problem with Tomar, I don't like em" gdi Lyle, so wholesome
1:26:45 the N stands for
*N Tigger*
at around 1:19:57, they start talking about how some older games you loved as a kid are harder now as an adult.
No game for me encapsulates that theory more than Glover.
I love the playthroughs where chris really enjoys the game like hitman 2
1:18:15 I think there's a frame after the rocket blast where robot crunch is replaced with the normal crunch model.
Can't believe they don't have the "Kim KardCrashian" skin for this
Tomar is a fun colorful character
He's a funny little character
He's a funny little bandicoot
"Are bandicoots a type of dog?"
"I guess"
smh
I mean all of crashes skins are named after types of dogs so yeah lol
Rin Onishi the skunk, my favorite dog
I just love the reaction of the characters they guys don’t know in crash
Get out of my dreams, get into my kart
Hehe such harsh tones
“I lOvE cRaSh BaNdIcOoT cAuSe He HaS pUrPlE oN hIs TeEtH”
This has to be my favorite thing ever said by anyone.
Can a homie get a time stamp
Dennis encarnacion 2:46 my man
😂 Mine, too!
It has the same energy as Chris’s Teletubbies kid impression from the Ouya series.
Something about the gasping afterward just kills me, the whole delivery is amazing 😂
the explosion animations in this game are amazing
"Oh editor that's gotta stay in"
*thumbs up*
God I love that part.
When the big evil crash lookin guy tried to put the nut/bolt in the go cart and couldnt do it and got mad and smashed it with a hammer.. I felt that
Oh, Tiny Tiger? Yeah hes a big angry man
I would love to smoke weed and slug down some diet sodas while playing Burnout Revenge for the PS2 with these guys
I love when Lyle references pregame discharge lore
Oh man this series was so funny, OneyPlays, and I still suggest that you boys should play the original Crash Team Racing :)
Yeah that'd be similar to their playthrough of n'sane after the original trilogy
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi Yes so it's kind of like that except the old game playthrough would be after the new one XD
Looking back on the fact this was 4 years ago, beginning to see where " THE ORB! " - in Pregame Discharge came from.
"I watched a lot of Initial D I know what a drift is." I vibe with that Tomar
This is my favorite racing game. I'm in the same boat as Chris. I grew up on CTR not Mario Cart. I'm hella pissed that I had beat Nitro Fueled 100% twice because after the first time my ps4's hard drive crashed and then I 100% it again and my hard drive crashed again after I finally got all the skins and karts I wanted. So if I boot it up now I'm back to square 1 and I dunno if I have it in me to 100% the game a 3rd time.
Future boy here. Did you get s new PS4?
"I'm the you with no guts".
Seems like it could be endlessly quotable in the right setting.
If Julian was here we all know he'd only race as his husbando. :u
1:42:59 that Impression of him was perfect ngl
“I love crash bandicoot because he has purple on his teef and... uhhh...” 2:46
Woah Team Racing Plot: Racing the CEO of Racism
i miss lyle and tomar combo....
Hearing Lyle talk about how mount Everest works almost gave me an aneurism.
22:48 I don’t know why I died laughing when I heard him say “Are you crazy enough to race me?” 😂😂🤣🤣
I don't think there's anything wrong with teaching CTR in schools seems fun, to me, anyway
Man, I haven't played video games in forever but this game makes me really want to play it
Them talking about Mayans reminded me of the cartoon Kenny the shark the little girl who owned Kenny had a friend who had Mayan heritage and would not shut the fuck up about it. Kid took every and any chance he could to mention it.
If you collect all the emeralds, you unlock tomar as a playable character
I'd love a clone of myself that improves its diet and lifestyle so that it gets in shape cause then I'd copy exactly what it did, it'd be perfect motivation since I'd actually see what to do and the benefits.
My favorite thing Chris says is "wow"
Chris being so adamant that drafting isn't called drafting made me seethe a little ngl
I didnt know you guys did crash playthroughs? Now ik what im gonna be doing these next 5 hours
1:50:35 Appreciate the disc they used. Big comedy brain.
National Puhskinti day is tomorrow!
Grab your plate and start to ate
I'm so pissed my picture didn't get in
I was standing in front of a CTR graffiti mural
I jumped off a moving truck and hit my head when i was 4 and since then i have always heard a ringing/hissing sound. Its like an old television.
I cracked my head open when I was 3 and now I got two trains of thought
Thats brutal, im sorry to hear that.
@@ghostburgers4284 Nah it ain't that rough
I know it's way too late now but you can dodge the missle by jumping when the arrows touch tips. You actually see Tiny Tiger jumping a rocket in like the first race
48:59 Lyle inadvertently predicts Canada's political climate from 2020-21
I forgot about the Mobility Mary edits.
oh my gooohhddd
Can we get a OneyPlays Animated of "Nitrous Oxide meets Nitrous Oxide in final race"
After watching this I immediately knew I had to snatch up the remaster, I didn't even know that it had come out, I didn't know it was for the first game and the second game, I'm so hyped
Gonna be honest. When I was little I thought Jak X was the main story game and the actual mainline games were the spin offs.
Ah yes, that time Chris didn't realize he bought the special edition which unlocks a ton of stuff from the start. Such fun, too bad jackasses in suits decided to add microtransactions after all the great reviews. Such bitter shady business practices ruin an alright remake.
One of the reasons I traded it in, wasn't a total loss though, got FE3H out of it 👍
@@redhotheadvt I downloaded it.
Now it's an awkward blemish on my PlayStation. :/
@@stefanatli7769 sure but it's like if somebody made you a really nice meal, but after you take a few bites somebody spits on it.
It's still good and you enjoyed it, but you don't really want to eat it anymore.
@@stefanatli7769 Ok whatever.
I'm upset they decided to add something stupid and specifically waited for the good reviews so it wouldn't show up in them. It's deceitful and really bad, especially since the target audience is mostly kids. Sorry I didn't get the perfect analogy, figured it got my point across well enough.
Microtransactions = Bad.
I don't know why people quit the game immediately after that happened. I have a majority of the content unlocked as is and I didn't have to spend a cent.
I wish they played Crazy Frog Racing, genuinely a good game
21:30 Good christ, the fuck you as a pancake line. I think I broke a rib laughing.
Gonna make sure I say it to anyone wearing an ankh.
1:12:04 *I'll Face Myself Battle* plays
No! You're not me!
I am thou, thou art I.
As a matter of fact, yes the blue shell does nuke you if you use it in 1st place
I've done that on MK7. Got the blue shell, raced my way up to first for the experiment, and yes, is you are in first and have a blue shell, it becomes a suicide button.
One of the most underrated games ever I think.
Man just watched the newer episode with Pac-Man 2 adventure thing and it continued to this...all my forgotten memories coming back. Glad I still have all these games, need to play them again.
A brokenside reference… was not ready for that
Get lost clapping seal
32:08 you can hear him say "f*ggot"
i know a revist might not be in the cards but i would love to see them react to the grand prix intro cutscenes and maybe play some of the new stuff
Welcome to Critical Theory Racing
1:50:40 I enjoyed the fact that it was the disc for "Unbreakable".
Chris’s house is full of white hair because he’s slowly turning into a hyper realistic deformed version of his cartoon self
1:48:45 okay the bear turning red got some creepypasta shit going on
Chris never drifting or boosting but being confused why Tiny is beating him is giving me a brain tumor
I can’t believe they Zach in here as two characters.
Nitrous Oxide used to say he would make you all his "slaves" if he won. Now they say "minions", for some reason.
I love 44:00
I miss Lyle. Please come back to me
I miss his awkward humor
never thought i'd see the day
Watch Pregame Discharge, my fellow Everchild. You can hear his sweet truths once every week.
No one misses Lyle and his shit jokes and too much talking.
i feel like the early lyle episodes were a bit rough but he came into his own eventually. i really like the later episodes lyle was on and i'm a bit disappointed he hasnt been on in a while. like i'm sure he's doing other shit but ya know. a boy misses his lyle
"The Orb"
I wonder who made it...
@@Whienzarth it's the result of n'gin farting. He creates neutrons of sorts that when thrown seek out any kart engines in the area besides your own. Yes I'm joking
Chris' Nixion Poltergeist girl impression still gets me
1:09:40
I really wish they played this game after November, so that I can see them react to Nina Cortex and Ebeneezer Von Clutch.
They need to react to more characters in this game
last edit moment was golden
Still triggered at how he doesn't get the 10 wumpa fruit every race
I could've gone my whole life without hearing about brokencyde again
I feel the same about mobility mary
In Mario Kart 8, if you use the blue shell in first, you do indeed nuke yourself
Amazing
holy shit I was watching Edatlin yesterday, love that channel
I can’t wait for the episode of OneyPlays where Chris just isn’t there